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First for best couple.

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>>981885
Miyafuji reporting in, for a while!

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Oh wait I discarded 8 people, I forgot about the one who said he doesn't erp and then ended up being a turbo slut in private.
>>981843
Discord is the source of probably all the drama that happens here, plus the owner hates me. I wouldn't go back there anyways.
>>981850
No problem I have your back, I watched all of whatever my downloads had, the movie special is just the first or last episode of one of the seasons so yeah. I also watched the christmas special.
What should I watch next?
>>981813
I started the blogposting in the threads though, well not really but I definitely am the one who made it as cancerous it is to this day. I can't stop after all my hard work. Tell the others to quit instead.
>>981885
I want more girls with drills to show up

>>981912
Nice tail.

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>>981906
I think we're going to be going to bed now :3

Goodnight sluts.

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I-I need to stop falling asleep on thread
Sorry!

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>>981968
Goodnight~!

>>981950
Are you expecting a response?

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>>981950
>She swung her tail happily around wiggling in all directions whilst holding her warm cheeks.
Thank you anon.~

>people hooking up in erp threads
am i the only one who sees a problem here

>>981914
>Discord is the source of probably all the drama that happens here

Other than that one guy who keeps on samefagging to try to make drama about himself, I don't think any of them are in there.

>>982047
>that one guy who keeps on samefagging to try to make drama about himself
explain

>>982046
3 weeks, a month tops, before it's back to the BAWW NOONE LOVES ME phase.

>>982046
Nope, you're not alone.

>>982061
>weeks

>>982060
I have no idea who it is, just someone without an avatar is here every few days trying to make himself sound more important in a LEAVING FOREVER kind of way, samefagging with himself to try to make it sound like there's drama but no one else joins in.

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>>981921
L-lewd
>>982034
Morning Miya!

>>982046
It's not even "people", it's just Nue.

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>>982082
yes

>>981885
>>982004
That would be appreciated whenever nue love erps she turns into a massive slut. It's pretty awkward....

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>>982083
What else is Nue?

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>>982097
AWWOOOOOOOOOO
>>982111
I'm Nue, you're Nue, the anons talking about Nue is Nue! Everyone is Nue!

>tfw captcha is coffee nggghhh

>>982111
>sigh

>>982079
>>982060
>>982047
This isn't a thing that happens, stop.

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>>982082
''Morning'' Tobii, it's damn 3am~ in Europe, I'm about to hit the bed soon, or at least try to.

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>>982143
Ah, I know~ It counts! 2:24am (as of typing this) in the UK!

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>tfw you wake up at 9:30 PM

Hey thread, how are we all doing tonight? Everyone doing something fun to pass the time?
>>982143
Goodnight Miya~!

>>982034
Thank you. This will probably be the high point of my day.

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>>982190
Hey babe how have you been? I know something fun that can pass the time though, it involves my dick penetrating your ass.

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>>982124
awoo

>>982103
What do you mean massive slut?

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>>982190
I'm playing on my DS, if that counts? Hunting for hugs though!
>>982229
L-lewd
>>982232
Awwwwwooooooo

>>982135
Just because you personally haven't seen it doesn't mean it never happens. He hasn't been here for a few days though, maybe he finally took the hint.

>>982078
yeah that was way too conservative an estimate

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>>982229
>Yawns and stretches lazily
That sounds like a lot of work senpai, I need like another 12 hours to wake up before I'm ready for that
>>982232
Awwwoooooooooo~
>>982247
I'd say that counts senpai, if you wanna snuggle I could cuddle up against you and go back to sleep Tobiichi~

>>982229
That's pretty lewd... What kind crazy clown prances around like that!

>>982103
Nue almost never does any erp in these threads, you're confused.

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>>982274
That's not a no, clearly the rape corrupted you.
Though its fine you can just lay there while I do all the work.
>>982281
The kind that has been trying to lewd anzu for about 5 months.

>>982288
used to, before the truth came out that he was looking for an irl bf

>>982288
Didn't see the sessions he had with mizuki in the threads did you?

>>981914
Then find somewhere else for your drama and shitposting. If you're going to positively contribute to the thread, be my guest. Fuck off otherwise.

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>>982274
Aww, I'd rather you stay awake when we snuggle though!~

>>982298
You haven't lewded Anzu? But she's so easy, even I have.

>>982317
That was over one and half month ago already.

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>>982326
I was suppose to be his first, one thing led to another and somehow I never did.
>>982319
No

>>982298
Well obviously you need to work on your approach... You can't always reel them in with a promise of dick!

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>>982298
>Implying I haven't been corrupted this entire time
Silly clowny~
I might be able to do that then, just bring me something to munch on since I'm hungry and just got up
>>982325
>She yawned again but shook her head to stop herself
Sorry Tobiichi, I'll try and stay awake senpai! I had just woken up so if I sleep I'm sorry...
>Her arms held up at you with a shy smile
Do...do you still want to snuggle?
>>982326
>Her cheeks grew slightly pink
H-hey, I'm not that easy! Am...am I?

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>>982355
What isn't it what the anon men do? I thought it worked 100% of the time.
>>982380
It's fine I'd rather you be in full pain when it happens, you being tired might soften the blow too much.

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>>982380
>Wraps my arms around you, snuggling you close as I giggle
Ah, that's fine~ If you end up falling asleep, then I guess it's ok~ <3
>>982393
>She doesn't know what I've done

>>982408
You've done something beyond being a stick-up-the-ass circlejerker?

>>982393
Unfortunately for that 100% it doesn't always work... Or at least it hasn't worked for me.

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>>982408
Why would I know what you've done? I don't even know you hun, but I'd like to

>>982380
I mean, you've definitely got a lot of competition in these threads, but I didn't really find it that hard to ERP with you.

>ask for cuddles
>cuddle for a bit
>transition into lewd touch
>receive ERP
gg ez

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>>982430
...! My cover is blown!
>>982438
O-of course you would.

>>982450
Cheerio

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>She stoically begins to softly masturbate through her skintight suit, her hidden eyes moving between the various lewd activities going on around her.

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>>982450
Then you should come over here and give me a kiss. Tasting what flavor I am is something you should get to know about me

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>>982408
>Hummed happily as you brought her close to your body, curling up and relaxing. She placed her tiny hands on your arms and held them closer to her chest
Thanks Tobiichi, you're the best senpai~
>>982393
I probably won't be in pain senpai, I stick toys larger than you in my hole~
>>982440
>Stiffens up, staring away from the anon
He's...He found out the secrets! K-Keep that to yourself anon, I can't let the rape crew find out about that!

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>>982499
Take pics and send them to me slut, also trust me thats not what the pain will be coming from.

>>982499
I don't think the rape crew are gonna care about that info, really, because then it stops being rape.

>>982494
please to be pointing out where these supposed lewd activities are

>>982515
The pain is the heartbreak from when you toss Anzu aside.

>>982499
Can I cuddle with you~?

>>982526
(I actually just entered the thread, and assumed lewdness would be occuring. I'm disappointed in /trash/)

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Hello everyone!

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>>982498
Clownpiece-chan, that's what a sexual predator would say..!
>>982477
Cheerio..? Like the girl from Katanagatari?
>>982499
>Hugs tightly back, smiling as I keep you close, letting your head rest of my chest
No problem Anzu, anytime~ Feel free to hug me anyway~
(Oh, question. Is it alright if I can jump back into discord? </3)

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>>982548
Not 'the girl'! Togame, the Strategian!
Seriously, show some respect.

>>982540
Where are your pants?!
>>982494
I would join but your thighs are literally thicker than your head

>>982240
Instead of fucked silly she starts sounding fucked retarded and mind broken
>>982288
This was with her last lover

>>982540
Hello there, sexy fighter.

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>>982548
It's okay the only prey I have is you for now so that means its of pure intention.
>>982614
Togame when are you going to marry me?

OH RIGHT WHEN YOU STOP BEING DEAD AHAHAHAHAHA.
Rip best girl

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>>982614
Ah! Sorry! I meant to say.. fully grown and developed woman.. sure!
>>982635
No thank you, your intentions are lewd!

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>>982615
And you find that a bad thing?
Humans...

>>982499
Real rape crew hours who up?

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>>982649
Since when are head pats lewd? I guess you don't want any pets then.

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>>982615
It's all one piece silly!
>>982633
Hello um... "cool" Anon.

>>982667
I'm here but I can't rape for at least an hour

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>>982515
Honestly senpai, I don't have a camera to take pictures with, I'd have to get a friend to do it for me and I don't think he wants to see that
>>982517
>She relaxed a little, sighing
Yeah, you're right anon
>>982535
>She raised a brow at the sudden snuggly anon
Maybe...but you aren't just here to cuddle are you anon? If not than that's awfully lewd of you, but I still don't mind snuggling~
>>982548
>She nodded happily, coiling her arms around your waist and holding you tightly to her tiny frame
Thanks Tobiichi~
(Sure thing senpai, join this niggas twitch chat so I can pm you the invite, batman3457)

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>>982669
I guess I don't then!~
>>982667
With those near-trips? No one!

>>982667
>>982689
I'm here for you anon.

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>>982691
Wow what is he straight? What a faggot
I'll come take pictures for you and a video.
>inviting this random person back to your discord but not the love of your life
What shit taste.
>>982693
RIP you seem like someone who really enjoys them too, All I want to do is have pure consensual head pats why you gotta be so afraid?

>>982667
Sure.

>>982691
Of course I only want to cuddle, why would I want to do anything bad or lewd to you? That's actually rather gross if you ask me~

>>982349
Perhaps you're unfamiliar with my vernacular. Fuck off means you should leave, and preferably injure yourself on the way out. Faggot.

>>982671
Wait, so all your clothes are connected?

That sounds...

complicated.

This... man, this... absolute body of bulging flesh and muscles is terrifying to merely look at, with a superhuman height of 8' 1. With that height, his width is obviously the size of two men put together, with only his arm muscles the size of your head. When you look him in the eyes, you get so scared you get close to pissing your pants in fear, and he returns your glance with one that tells you to look away. When he walks, you hear a loud "bang" sound, even when his shoes aren't heavy. Then when he talks... Oh God, his voice sounds like he's yelling, when really he hasn't even begun to think of getting loud. You also notice that when he flexes, his width and height increase... he gets another whole foot taller, and 8 inches wider, and his veins are sticking out that it's impossible to not see it... You know that's when it's time to run...

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>>982735
Yeah all my gay friends are straight
>Implying cuddle crew is random
Silly clowny~
>>982757
>Her body seemed to relax a little as you finished speaking, smiling warmly up at you as her arms held up towards you
Lets get to it then anon! It's nice to see some cuddley anons instead of rapey ones~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4

>>982759
Quality shitpost, anon. Well done.

>>982803
>she has a rape fetish

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>>982791
Oh don't worry! There very comfortable and it all slips on easy.

>tfw boner is kill

>>982836
>she
They don't even pretend to be IC.

>>982798
So your basically just Andre the Giant?

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>>982803
They are all randoms is I don't know them hun. I got to make sure they are good people.
Plus I'm the most silly, so that makes sense.
>>982759
No
>>982836
Lowkey anzu actually does, well a sleep rape he does don't know about past that.
>>982855
Why is that, I bet I can help you recover it

>>982839
>I like one-pieces, they're comfy and easy to wear

>>981914
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was driving home from work.

Um, let's see. We should ball hard and start watching either Archer or Rick and Morty.

>>982870
You don't recognize that post from /b/?

>>982803
>The woman takes a seat on the ground and pulls the smaller into her lap, one of her arms wrapping around her waist and the other against her bottom
I would never rape you, having you consent would be much better anyway~

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>>982881
Seen both of those

>>982883
newfags amirite

>>982664
Hey! You're back! Did you by chance get my post from last night?

>>982883
No I stopped going like 3 years ago I can't stand it.

>>982839
... Does it slip off easy too?

>>982873
>Why is that, I bet I can help you recover it
How?

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>>982836
>Sleep rape mostly
>>982861
I go IC when I RP or at least try to, but I know I'm terrible at it. I like to chill and what not when not RPing
>>982873
Soon clowny, soon~
>>982890
>She hummed quietly as the woman hoisted her on her lap, relaxing in her arms as she curled up to get comfy. She grabbed her shirt on her belly gently to hold onto while she relaxed, holding it slightly close to her own
Thanks anon...I tried saying that too but nobody listened...

>>982893
Bob's Burgers, Rocko's modern life, Mission Hill, South Park?

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>>982874
Basically!

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>>982218
Aww, that makes me very happy as well, anon.~
>Miyafuji smiled and kept her tail wiggling around with the help of her hips moving slightly as well.

>>982190
Goodnight Anzu-chan.~

>>982935
Not really trying to initiate something, but damn, nice pic.

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>>982913
Well I'm sure it could with some help~

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>>982930
Soon what hun?
>>982934
I haven't watched the new South Park season, no idea what mission hill is. Bob's Burger I can say I probably have 0 interest in, Rocko's Modern life I saw a bit as a kid, it'd probably be better now.

Scratch that, I want to watch samurai jack. Especially since it has a new season coming out this year.
>>982917
Well I'm sure there is something you'd want to do to help it back up, certain fetishes that increase your arousal more than others.

>>982962
Have you ever tried doing anything naughty while keeping everything on?

>>983023
I once did with her.~
Dohohoo.

>>982930
>She strokes the girls hair as she gets comfortable in her lap, rubbing her thigh and butt with the other
I think I see why they would want to do things like that, though.

>>983011
Holy fucking shit there's gonna be more samurai jack. I think that's good enough news to just make me cum. Also show more feet pls

>>983044
Is this a cringe thread now?

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>>982961
Thank you Anon!
>>983023
>>983044
Oh my anons~

>>982950
>flashes brittle smile
You're one of a select few to not be mean to me, Miya-san. I would hug or cuddle with you but I have regressed into such a monster that I'm afraid that I will hurt you.

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>>983049
>She closed her eyes as you brushed her hair, sighing contently. Her body didn't tense up at all from your touch on her bottom or thigh, probably figuring you are finding a comfy spot with your hand
Mhmm...really? I can't seem to find the reason, I just want to snuggle and they all want to poke their penises at me...
>She held you a bit tighter, nuzzling her head against your belly
I'm glad I with a kind woman like yourself though anon~

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>>983071
Yeah season 5 was confirmed in december. They said we are getting it sometime in 2016, shit will be hype.
Clown has like 3 or so images drawn a day but she hasn't had any new feet pics for a bit.

Wow. It's remarkably quiet for this hour.

>>983121
Would you poke them with a penis?

>>983079
I just think it'd be hot to bend you over and go for a quickie

>Waits for CrystalGemAnon

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>>983163
I will~

>>983078
Every thread is a cringe thread, new friend.

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>>983195
Saved this is 10/10

>>983195
Nice.
>gives thumbs up

>>983144
Ehh that'll do just fine. Anyhow, regarding the samurai jack thing hopefully they don't ruin it and they can't have mako as a voice actor anymore (RIP)

>>983163
Would you ram them with a rod?

>>983121
Well first of all, your little butt is super cute
>She playfully pats it
Where do they want to put their penises?

>>983195
I want to fuck this semen demon.

>>983233
>pouts
I want to be rammed with a rod.

>>981885
Shit, the OP image makes me wanna get my dick sucked.

>>983236
I want to pleasure this FemAnon

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>>983171
Then what's the hold up? I'm surprised someone hasent pulled out a dick already this whole thread!

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>>983195
Nice image senpai

>>983221
You're 10/10

>>983254
You want to be stuffed full of semen?

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>>983221
Thanks, I try my best.

>>983239
At least buy me dinner first.

>>983286
Alright, where would you like to go?

>>983270
C-can I fuck your tits while he does you from behind?

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>>983236
>She opened her eyes and smiled up at the woman, giggled as she pat her bottom
Thanks anon, they...they wanted to put it every and they did...it was terrible!
>Her grip around you tightened as she pressed her head into you a bit more firmly, relaxing a bit more with the kind woman

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>>983280
Are you trying to get me to shove me penis in you, at this rate you will~
>>983286
Can't I grab you tail while I ram you from behind?

>>983195
Holy crap! You're freaking awesome!

>>983282
Maybe. Depends.

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>>983311
Of course my cute little stuttering anon!

>>983324
I want to give Clownpiece utmost pleasure from my cock.
I want her to use my penis however she may wish, I want to be her play toy.

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Hey! Anon! Are you down with the clown?

>>983270
I have to leave soon so we'll have to actually do this pretty quick

>He pushes you against the wall and moves your panties to the side. He puts his dick into your dripping pussy slowly thrusting deeper.

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"Of course I'll be fine. I need to take care of something before I leave. Just walk home without me today, okay?"
With a humorously broad smile, she tried her best to reassure her best friend. But she had a hard time reassuring even herself.
Hidden behind the bright grin was an uncalmable heartbeat. It didn't help that this was the first time she's ever skipped out on her friend like this.
In the end, her friend stopped trying to probe her and left with a puzzled expression. For a moment, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Her nervousness can be explained by the letter she wrote and they boy who it was addressed to. Being someone who doesn't stand out, she never found herself the object of a boys affection. So she decided to take matters into her own hands.
Now all she had to do was wait for the outcome. She returned to the now empty room and took a seat beside the window where she watched students leaving the schoolground, hoping he wasn't in the crowd.
Once most everyone had left and he still didn't show, she slumped down onto the desk and waited for someone to remind her that she wasn't alone.

>>983321
Well you don't have to worry about me putting a penis anywhere. Although I might be tempted to touch you a little bit.
>She wraps her arms around you and squeezes against you, resting her chin against your head

>>983266
Maybe.

>>983372
Not falling for that one again. Last time I got a bj from a clown, she twisted my cock into a giraffe.

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>>983383
Could you chill the fuck out with the words

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>tfw cirno gets super jealous when I talk to other people
Bfs are difficult to deal with

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>>983306
I'm not picky.

>>983324
I guess you can, I can take a beating.

>>983337
I know I am.

>>983396
What could I do to win you over, my beauty?

>>983324
That escalated quickly. Unfortunately, I'm not one to take it up the butt

>>983357
>he eyes her breasts excitedly and fumbles with getting his dick out of his pants
Ohmygosh...

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>>983404
But giraffes have long necks...

>>983414
Ok... How bout a Applebee's?
>He awkwardly smiles.

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"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS A COCK TO SUCK." The tall magician folds her arms and speaks with her usual boisterous tone, producing the in-charge atmosphere with ease. "All the men here will line up and pull their pants down. Trixie will choose the best looking. Those who are circumsized need not apply."

>>983418
You can start by not poking Anzu with your dick.

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>>983376
Ooh~ Come on anon make me scream~!
>Her rump slaps against his pelvis as his dick violates her insides, clenching tighter.
>>983426
Come on hurry~

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>>983396
>She giggled again at her words, sighing contently in your warm embrace and closing her eyes again
How can you be tempted when you're already touching me senpai? We're snuggling after all~

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>>983383
Hey, young lady.

Have any apples?

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>>983434
Okay, anything but that.

>>983410
Sounds like she just needs a good dicking. I'd be happy to oblige

>>983432
Ya but it makes finishing a load very painfully.

>>983440
Alright, I'll try.
>He unzips his pants and takes off his drawers. His semi-hard cock droops between his legs.

>>983440
Um... what! You can't possibly demand something so... Lewd..

>>983457
Hi!
>Starts having sex with you

>>983440
Meh, I guess I'll stand in line.

>>983448
What? I'm not! And why would I? You're the only one I want.

>>983463
Ok then, where? I'm clueless.

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>>983440
>tfw your cut dick will never please trixie
why live

>>983440
Allright its worst a shot I think
>He says before walking forwards and undoing.his pants while sliding his hand to take our his cock for Mighty Trixie

>>983457
O-okay... okay!
>his pants come down to his ankles, revealing his stiff pecker, and he quickly grabs her top and tries to pull it open to access her breasts with trembling fingers

>>983461
Touch you in a bad way I mean, not just hug you and stroke your hair. Like your young chest or your little butt.
>She slides a hand up under your shirt, stopping at your belly.

>>983496
I guess I can allow it then.

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Guess that young lady didn't have any apples.

Anyone else have any apples?

>>983537
Well ok! What do you want to do first?

>>983457
>He begins thrusting faster into her. He puts his hand under her panties feeling her ass. Without any warning he slips his finger into her butt slowly moving it around.

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>>983507
Eh, fuck dinner. Get naked.

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O-Oh my... Wh-What's go-going on h-here?

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>>983574
n-n-n-n-not m-m-m-m-much

>>983574
People are fucking. Wanna join?

>>983574
Oh my, more despair girls?
How juicy!

>>983593
>Starts sucking cock

>>983568
Oh! Ok then.
>He unbuttons his jeans, letting them fall to the ground. He then takes off his shirt and tosses it across the room. Finally, he pulls down his underwear. His stiff cock pokes upwards.

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>>983595
N-No! I-I have nothing to do with this!

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>>983525
My my such a glorious pecker you have~
>Her breast burst forth, settling over his hands.
>>983561
>She lets out a squeal as you penetrate both my holes, reveling in the dual sensation.

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>>983474
Trixie looks down at the member and raises an eyebrow. She goes to the next man without saying a word.

>>983482
"Trixie can demand anything she damn well wants! Why don't you go and get a warm towel ready for Trixie so she can clean the cum off her muzzle when she's done."She walks to the next man.

>>983491
"And not pay attention too!?"

>>983509
"Trixie hears there is surgery to get it back! Consider it for Trixie."

>>983517
"Looks good flaccid! Get hard."

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>>983537
>Her body tensed up for a moment hearing you speak, holding onto your shirt tightly feeling your warm hand touch her bare skin
O-Oh, well...can...can we at least snuggle afterwards anon?
>She opened her eyes and looked up into yours with a cute and hopeful gaze

>>983629
C'mon, it's fun.

I bet you'll enjoy it.

>>983633
>Continues having sex with you
So are you a Knight, Paladin or a Spell sword?

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>>983653
L-Leave me alone... N-Now, please...

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>>983662
>Continues having sex with you

>>983634
Yes sure whatever you need Miss Trixie
>Anon said before grabbing his flaccid uncut cock and starts stroking before looking at her as it was getting slowly harder
Why don't you come look Miss... I'm sure if you look closely it will get harder faster?

>>983678
I think you've stumbled into the wrong place.

>>983541
>>983541
>>983541

>>983560
Whatever you want really, I'm into anything~

>>983636
But we're cuddling right now! I don't want to do anything to you... yet anyway...
>She pulls her hand out from your shirt and goes back to stroking your hair
Would you prefer we cuddle on the bed or something so we have blankets and pillows?

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>Shouts incoherently in German

>>983634
>He grows worried from the lack of response. Maybe he wasn't good enough for her. He frowns, stroking his cock in an attempt to make it harder and larger.

>>983681
at least the stupid drama circlejerk stopped amirite

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>>983699
No... I-I forget, where am I?

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>>983706
M'Dame

>>983706
Would you like to Gesundheit my Girth?

>>983633
>he stands there for a moment with her breasts in his hands
Wow...
>his fingers tighten slightly and fondle them gently while he stares at them with big eyes
>then he leans closer, and his mouth closes around a nipple and his tongue starts playing with it

>>983701
Ok then, can you give me an idea of what you look like? No pics though, I want some form of imagination.

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>>983701
>She smiled as the woman retracts her hand, relaxing under the gentle brushes of her hair
Thanks anon, that sounds lovely, I love getting comfy under the covers~

>>983706
Can you show me your tits?

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>>983706
>Replies in Yankee

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>>983723
FUHER ICHT FUCK GUTTENTAG

>>983706
>Wants to fuck the German

>>983722
Okay, close your eyes, and take a deep breath.

Then tell me if you don't smell semen and pussy juice everywhere.

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>>983754
>Closes eyes
W-Wow, this is so exciting! What's semen, and what's pussy juice?~

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>>983695
"Luna, could you be any more cheesy? Was that suppose to swoon Trixie? Stop stroking. Trixie thinks you'd do better watching."

>>983708
Trixie walks back to the man on the far left and smirks at the tool below. "Perhaps Trixie was mistaken the first time she saw you." She brings a hand to hold her hip and leans in. "She likes what she sees," the words come out in a lustful whisper.

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>>983662
I guess warrior would be much more applicable sweetly~
>>983728
>The nipple hardens under his continued assault, her breath wetting nicely.
Wonderful aren't they~

>>983765
I can show you what semen is.
>unzips pant
Here just use your hands and stroke this for a while

>>983765
Okay. Semen comes from a man's cock when he reaches orgasm. Pussy juice just slips out of a woman's cunt while she's aroused. You might be smelling some precum too.

>>983731
>She twirls around, her modest B cup breasts bouncing slightly. Her large, plump ass stretches the tight fabric of her shorts, the bottom of each ass cheek hanging out. Her long blonde hair cascades down her head which house her crystal blue eyes and soft pink lips

>>983739
>She stands up, still carrying you in her arms. With one arm she pulls back the blanks, holding you up by your butt. She sets you down and collapses over you, pulling the blankets over her.
Better? Nice and warm?

>>983795
>Anon sighs in defeat as he was still stroking and getting it larger and didnt care Trixie's opinion just he did it to get another cock ready for her if she needs it

>>983795
>He quickly began to smile from her reply. His cock grew bigger from her words. He continued to stroke his erection for her.

>>983799
>Stops having sex to take a breather
Ah, so art thou a brave, ruthless warrior?
>Continues having sex
It just so happens I am also a warrior! Looks like we have something in common...
>Stops having sex to breath again
So, swords or maces?
>Continues to have sex

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>>983805
>>983814
>Turns into Junko
>Starts stomping balls with high heels before teleporting away

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>>983863
You...you went first? After all the work I put into it? H-how could you?

>>983825
God you look cute.
>He walks up to her and touches her hair with his hands. He slowly moves his arms down her back and to her soft butt, giving them a firm squeeze.
>His cock stiffens from his pants, he gazes into her eyes for a moment, smiling.
Ok, bend over for me please.

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>>983825
>She hugged you gently as you carried her towards the bed, sighing as the warmth of the blankets filled her tiny body. Nodding up at the woman, her body mellowed out as she got comfy
Yup~ Thanks anon...you're really comfy you know.
>Her tiny arms reached out to hug you closer to her tiny frame

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>>983884
SIS!!! You weren't supposed to show up until LATER!!! You completely FUCKED everything!!!

>>983863
>>983884
>Two Junkos
>None want to fuck me

Damn it.

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>>983845
A sword is all you need! Of course a shield helps to!

>>983799
>he pushes his face in between her breasts, revelling in them, before pulling back again to speak
Yes..! They're wonderful!
>his dick is practically throbbing with excitement when he brings it up and positions it neatly in her cleavage, pressing her breasts together with his hand and making them envelop his hard manhood
So soft...

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>>983835
"She doesn't need to repeat herself again. Stop stroking and just watch."

>>983843
She doesn't need any more eye candy. Trixie falls to her knees and playfully smacks away the man's hand from his meat and replaces it with her own. With a slow wink of her purple-gray eyes, she puckers her lips and pecks the swollen head teasingly. She keeps her smoky gaze on him as she parts her lips and takes his tip into her hot mouth. "Mmh," she murmurs, tightening her grip at the base.

>>983383
What are you doing off of infinite chan?

>>983924
It's okay, I always read Junko dialogue in Jeanette's voice.

>>983950
>He sighs as he decides to do as she told and just watch and wait

>>983933
>Stops having sex for a moment in order to prolong the conversation
A shield is nice, but I prefer no protection...
>Precums over your face by accident
Woah, sorry about that!
>Takes off armor
I AM JUST JOKING I AM A ROBOT SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO FUCK THE PAST MUAHAHAHA

>>983950
>He groans as his cock twitches from the pleasure. Pre-cum starts to drip out of his tip. His body begins to heat up from her touch. Bitting his lip, he lightly puts his hand on her head, caressing it.

>>983960
I always pictured Junko's voice like Brittany Spears

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>>983999
Upon tasting the salty drop flatten across her tongue, Trixie squeezes up the shaft in an effort to collect more. Her tongue presses along underneath while her lips apply a tad bit of pressure to his shaft. More of her appetizer comes oozing out in a small bubble, ready to to be lapped up and savoured. The mare pops herself off and giggles. "It's been a while since she sucked a good cock. Almost a week, in fact! You'll give Trixie a good blast of your batter, right?" She asks with an innocent tone.

Has anyone seen the Trixie in HG?

>>984097
i only ever went to those threads once to try to figure out what the fuck it was and why they do it on 4chan

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Hmph!

>>983383
Really tempted to reply to this but I'm afraid I'll just look like a fool and be unable to catch up(since I'm on a tablet).

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>>984086
SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOWADAYS, HUH? SUCKING OFF ANONS... WERE YOU TOO EMBARRASSED TO DO IT WHEN I WAS AROUND? NO MORE BEING ALONE IN THE PERFECTION TIER, TRIXIE. THE KING HAS COMEBACK TO TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE HORRIBLE MEME TIER LIST.

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>>984139
Damn right!

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>I hate this place.
>It's full of a bunch of fat-ass neckbearded NEETs.
>Don't know why I come here.
>I'll just laugh at them all.
>They don't get it.
>I've saved all their porn.
>They think I'm OOC or something.
>Please. I'm always playing me.
>They'll never get it, though.
>Too horny and stupid.

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>>984097
"Trixie has a lot of impressionists! It's what happens when you're world wide famous."

>>984139
"Trixie wasn't just going to EXPOSE herself to whatever creature that was impersonating you. She was a prime target! And sorry, no do overs! Trixie remains alone in perfection tier."

>>984182
"The '80s called."

>>984244
Me. You. My dick. Now.

>>984244
>Don't know why I come here.
Hoping Chaika will come back.

>>984260
ran out of pics sry bye

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>>984244
>>984260
You, me, him, 3 some. Now

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>>984182
OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU SO', MY WONDERFUL GOLDEN 'FRO! HOW WAS THE SHO'?

>>984249
WELL DARLING, SOMEONE WAS WORRIED FOR ME, HMM? SEEMS LIKE YOU CARE FOR ME~

>>984268
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
>starts masturbating out of frustration furiously
>Rips out foreskin in process
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
>Cums blood, eats snickers

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>>984260
>>984265
>>984272
>There they go again.
>They think I'm a slut.
>They think I'll give it up for them.
>What a laugh.
>It isn't even that I'm too smart for them.
>They couldn't keep up with me.
>Besides, even if they weren't shitty losers...
>Why would I play with people on an anonymous website?
>That's stupid.

>>984309
Back to 2ch.

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>>984283
"Absolutely not! How does Trixie even know you are YOU! Unlike you, Trixie took some security measures!"

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>>984283
The show had quite a nice flow, I dig it! Encore! Encore!

>>984249
>Tfw you're pencil dick anon and Trixie didn't even acknowledge you had a penis in the line up.
Guess it's back to cumming on pictures of her again.

>>984309
Wow, you's a sexy bitch

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>>984329
>Then there's this guy.
>Thinks he knows all about me.
>Probably read up on me somewhere.
>Stalking creep.
>Thinks he'll get in my pants.
>Might even compliment me.
>Say some dumb line about my hair or eyes.
>Or that I'm a genius girl.
>It won't work.

>>984362
Wow, why are you such a bitch?

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>>984309
I like you, you are intriguing. Plus we are only anonymous if you don't let me get to know you. Regarding the website portion we could easily add each other on some other form of communication.

Saying I can't keep however? That's just insulting, I'm sure your libido is the one that will fail you int he long run.

>>984120
Hmph what?

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>>984338
SHALL I GO OVER THE WHOLE MOBILE THING? IT REALLY MEANS A LOT THAT YOU CARE FOR ME, DARLING. MAYBE THESE WERE THE HIDDEN EMOTIONS FROM OUR LAST CHAT?

>>984343
THEN I AM HERE TO STAY!
AS MY SHOW HAS BEEN A TERRIBLE DELAY,
METTATON WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY!

>>984379
Because these are no longer ERP threads these are now "every anime girl is a frigid cunt or a cuddler" thread.

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>>984385
Nothing, I wasn't talking to you!
>Hmph!

>>984362
>Compliment
Fat chance.
Now, lemme toss you into the microwave.

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>>984309
Why won't you love me?

>>984358
>This guy's using some black person talk on me.
>Does he think calling me a bitch gets me wet?
>That's naive.
>I bet he's not even worth the worst slut's time.
>What a loser.

>>984379
>He doesn't get it either.
>Thinks it's serious.
>Getting all offended.
>Doesn't he know that's just that much more fun?
>He's the sort that plays into all sorts of games.
>Wonders why he gets burned.


>>984380
>This one keeps talking to me.
>Trying to appeal to my emotional side?
>Thinks I'm here for romance, or something.
>How do you be romantic over text?
>You can't even get a girl off over text.
>Nice porn though, I'll save that.
>Pretty good stuff.

>>984426
>He thinks he can do anything over text.
>Deluded.
>Lost his grip on reality.
>Thinks people play by some dumb thread's rules.

>>984427
>Wants me to give it a (You).
>Sure, I'm feeling charitable today.

>>984120
You don't like lewd or something?

Or are you just annoyed you're not getting any dick?

>>984414
Didn't seem like you were talking to anybody, really.

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>>984449
>I forgot a picture.
>They'll probably start thinking they've one-upped me.
>That's the kind of people they are.

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>>984344
"Make sure to take photos."

>>984408
"Trixie will have you know that she didn't mention an OUNCE of grief over your small vacay. She was more ecstastic over the fact that she was the only person in perfection tier! All the whores were jealous. That was a good day!"

>>984411
"Are you blind or just a parrot? Trixie is TRYING to get some cock but the man seemed to blue ball her."

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>>984449
Everything hurts!

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>>984449
Romance no no no, I never even implied anything like that. Do you even have a emotional side, I kind of figured you like a paper, flat and I mean more than just your lacking chest.

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>>984408
Looks like Mettaton is here to save the day! This has been a wicked, far-out play Mettaton! Let's eat some cabbage!

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>>984479
OH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD FUN, GORGEOUS. NOW YOU'LL HAVE EVEN MORE FUN WITH YOUR ROOMMATE BACK!

>>984502
YES, MY DEAR FRO, IT HAS BEEN AN EXCITING AND TERRIBLE JOURNEY, BUT IT IS NOW TIME TO FEAST ON MTT-BRAND CABBAGE!
>Poses dramatically while eating a cabbage.

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Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un

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>>984530
I CARROT BELIEVE YOU WOULDN'T YEAST ON ME! WUHAHAHA

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>>984535
>Immediately starts sucking cock

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>>984585

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>>984530
"We are not mates, roommates, nor even rooms! We are competitors! Rivals! Enemies! Adversaries! Our friendship level is in the negatives! Get that through your thick, metal skull!"

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>>984595
Buzz off

>>984479
Weren't your balls already blue?

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>>984598
BUT CAN'T WE SHARE OUR WONDERFUL TIER? AFTER ALL, ONLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE DESERVE IT, JUST LIKE ME AND YOU. WHAT DO YOU SAY, ROOMIE?

>>984563
>Dramatically eats carrot

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>>984483
>>984493
>I guess I'll give them this last reply.
>They probably think I'm someone else, though.

>>984598
>>984702
I think we found the two people who like to post about 'the list' anonymously.

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>>984715
Wait why are you leaving? I actually was laughing at all your post, you were were the most amusing thing I've seen all day.

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>>984702
I am sorry Mettaton, but I must squid farewell, I have many important crustaceans to attend.

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>>984692
"YES. TRIXIE'S BALLS ARE BLUE! This joke will never pass, will it?"

>>984702
"Don't call her roomie. But maybe."

>>984729
"You clearly don't understand what it means to keep up a public image, Anonymous. Us celebrites have to be in constant good spotlight!"

>>984715
didnt kurisu post her tits on @channel once though?

>>984715
H-HI! How are you?
>Trips on banana peel
FUCK

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>>984777
that never gets old, you think thats cute when its just pathetic
>Jacko shows up to mock once again

>>984767
Blue balls are no laughing matter, you should see a vet

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>>984754
THEN I SHALL HAVE TO SAY FAREWELL, MY SHINING GOLD. STAY SAFE, AND NEVER GET OLD.

>>984767
ALRIGHT, DARLING. NOW, LET ME JUST MOVE MY BAGS RIGHT INTO OUR ROOM AND-
>Drops MTT-Brand bags on your bed.

>>984729
THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WERE TRUE. SADLY, IT IS NOT, DARLING.

>>984811
>While laying on the ground, begins to piss himself
Great tits of Poseidon...
>For some reason he gets an erection

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>>984821
"She can assure the blue fur and skin is normal."

>>984834
"Hey!" Trixie flails her arms and drops out all the dresses and wigs clinging onto the large brim her of her hat. "Watch wear you put your crossdressing attire! Trixie doens't want to be seen as someone who wears frilly dresses and fake hair."

>>984585
wow, you're such a slut

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>>984847
poseidon? Spooky boobies would have atleast got a giggle anon...
>she looks disapointed

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>>984893
OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T! SHE WANTS TO BE SEEN AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, DOES SHE NOT? AND BESIDES...
...WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHARE BEDS SINCE I SOLD MY LAST ONE FOR MY FLIGHT TICKET HERE.
>I spring onto the bed, habds behind my head, and my legs crossing.

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>>984585