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cucked
>>9817382
ENOUGH!
>>9817411
No.
There will be no shitposting within this thread
>>9817462
>>9817462
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>9817382
I hope at least it's luxery porn with high quality actors that look simmilar to Nick and Judy. Of course I expect a good plot too.
>>9817462
You know that's just going to cause more shitposting.
oh boy oh boy oh boy
i cant wait for zootopia to be popular!
just imagine: shorts, comics, books, toys, merchandise!
>>9817649
We do have comics and books
>>9817382
>Chief Logo is punishing officer Hilde for taking bribe blowjobs
>>9817649
>>9817722
>Lizard with a foot fetish
>>9817722
I would buy all three of them just to melt all in my microwave.
>>9817722
>Judy's head is too big
>Nick is not tall and slim enough
Expected better from this brand. This is pathetic at this point.
>>9817770
What makes you think they'd even melt? They're made from stone resin.
>>9817671
fanfiction doesnt count.
>>9817722
why they still cant give Nick his clothes?
>>9817808
I'm not talking about fanfiction though?
>>9817795
so is this franchise and fandom.
Everyhing around this movie... sucks. Maybe even the movie isn't that good?
>>9817462
>>9817808
>why they still cant give Nick his clothes?
Jim Shore figures have this wooden carved victorian feel to them, they add certain patterns to the designs, to make them unique (brand recognition)
Check Judy's leg, there is a change too
Tube dudes have cute footpaws.
>>9817805
Then I would smash the with a hammer or dissolve them in acid.
>>9817869
>>9817411
Imagine being a huge muscular police chief and just sitting around blowing time on dumb phone apps because nobody is willing to call you out on it. Fuck, that'd be the life.
>>9817722
>The first thing I think about is that someone is going to jack off on them and post pictures of it on the internet.
Hello!
Greentext Theater will be going on tonight, with OJ, Otterly and Teabro reading greentexts, more bookreading from Tangerine, and short story at the very end!
If you would like your greentexts read, send them on in!
>>9809819
Hello Hasty! I'd love to have you join us!
I plan on having Greentext Theater start at 7pm PST, but your section would start one or two hours after that!
If you are interested, you can reach me on Discord! My username is:
comicanon
#6179
>>9817864
it's trash then.
>>9817883
Seems like a waste of money, honestly. Jim Shore figurines typically hover around $20-50 with the most expensive one being $250.
>>9817956
Which is daylight robbery in my opinion, the Tangled one dosen't look good and so does Nicks shirt pattern.
With 20 or 50$ I could buy me a Steam Coupon and with that have more that from this dustcatchers.
>>9817907
>Tangerine
>>9817886
Got any more small mammals with bigger mammals?
>>9818045
Then get a steam card instead? Since you'll at least get something out of it.
In any case, Nick's shirt is typical of his work, since his stuff is based on quilt patterns. http://shop.jimshore.com/ohana-means-family-lilo-and-stitch-figurine-3756.html
>>9818116
Nah.
...Get it?
>>9818116
>>9818065
>Jak was so much louder and wild
>In the first game
>When Jak was actually mute, and a nice kid
???
>>9818165
HU-KYA
>>9818165
This.
But I figure that's the joke.
Do your parents know you're a fucking furry faggot that keep shitposting about a fucking disney cartoon rather than leeching from them, never getting your life together to make them at least not embarrassed of you?
>>9818219
Nope.
Love you.
>>9818219
It's too late for you, animeposter. We know you've already assimilated.
>tfw you have Zootropolis and it always feels awkward when they pronounce it as if it was copied and pasted into the dialogue.
>>9818284
I don't follow.
>>9818284
Do they actually say 'Zootropolis' instead of 'Zootopia' in that version?
How lame.
Let me grip you, /ztg/.
>>9818219
Yep. They know about my dakimakura too. And they don't give a shit.
>>9818284
Fucking stream that shit if you've got it, else I'll assume you're blowing smoke out ya arse.
>>9818116
DELETE THI-
Now that I see it, that tubedude should be really small for a mongoose in Zootopia, so maybe he isn't...
Ok, no problem with this image anymore
>>9817899
>>9818600
>Huebris thinks drawing being hard means he's not an artist
classic artist right there. Save some for the rest of us bitch
>>9818613
Your hand and penis look like lips with red lipstick. Disgusting
>>9818484
just watch some trailers
>>9818613
haaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9818637
>your hand
>>9818613
Go back to your pony toys
>>9818600
lewd the tube
>>9818659
Did you...think that was a samefag?
Animeposter wants to fuck the bun, but he's in denial. I've seen his true colors.
>>9818674
>Have your mouth tied with the frilly underwear from the person who is riding your dick
>>9818676
I was agreeing with that other anon that it's too late for that anime guy, he's peen posting the same shit every day, so I really doubt it's just casual shitposting anymore.
>>9818623
This is too accurate.
I request the immediate deletion.
Failure to comply will result in complete obliteration
>>9818674
Yes, you can
But not all tubes
>>9818726
Oh, I see. Yeah, you're both right. He's starting to realize that there's no escape.
>>9818768
>>9818768
>Failure to comply will result in complete obliteration
I guess it's time for me to learn how to draw. Then, I will create copious amounts of lewd mongoose and VRbit, and steadily release them to the public.
Hey, new scans here. This one is actually lewd too for once! Same artist as usual, he seems to be one of the few still doing paid of art of it in Japan, that I can find.
http://imgur.com/a/p9aSD
https://e-hentai.org/g/1073511/70784701b0/
The whole thing is uploaded in both of those galleries, whichever one you prefer to use.
>>9819001
>using the handkerchief
oh fuck, that's lewd
thanks for the scans, anon
>AU where everything is the same, except Nick, being the egotist that he is, goes back in time to sexually molest himself.
>>9817907
>>9819131
>He arrives, only to see that young Nick's been waiting for him.
>>9819246
>Because he'd already been molested by Judy
>>9819246
>Door closes, young Judy is in on it. They tie up older Nick and they take turns shoving a dildo up his ass.
>>9817907
Any Greentext?
Even older ones?
>>9819256
Hoppscest.
>>9819276
>Just outside the window is young Gideon, who's so engrossed that he doesn't even notice his sudden lack of pants, or his swollen erection bobbing in the breeze.
>>9819343
>"Look at me, daddy! I'm a farmer! I'm a farmer!"
>"Ease up there Jude, you'll tear the skin."
Post the gayest thing you have, /ztg/.
>>9819352
>The bullies from the cub scouts drag Gideon in. They join in and they stretch Nick apart with the zebra's thick equine cock as Gideon watches in the corner.
>>9819376
Anything with paw holding
>>9819320
>"Put the muzzle back on, pred."
>>9819376
>>9819376
>>9819373
i don't get it
>>9819397
>The hippo uses this opportunity to get under Nick, his broad tongue trapping and toying with Nick's erection in every way possible.
>>9819376
Country love
>>9819295
Any greentexts at all!
>>9819530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QokeAwXDwc
>>9819001
Thanks
>>9819001
>More dogear
hnggg thanks dude
I always wait for translated dogear dialogue, it's one of the few comics where I actually enjoy reading the character monologues.
>>9819735
please don't tell me you're dumping.
>>9819735
>>9819749
It is the HD version
>>9819775
>>9819788
>>9819775
I don't care if it's as detailed as a satellite picture.
Do not.
>>9819797
>>9819807
>>9819775
imgur that shit
>>9819811
STOP
>>9819810
>>9819807
>movie dialogue
fucking seriously
>>9819824
also new Page
>>9819832
>movie dialogue bastardized into sex puns
this isn't funny anymore
>>9819832
rest in peace
>>9819775
>>9819832
>"It's called [...], sweetheart."
What did he mean by this?
>>9819868
Oh shush, anon. This is hilarious.
I do appreciate the thicc that's on both of them, though.
>>9819868
the only thing better than this comic is you crying over it
>>9819807
>"You know you love me..."
>"I need to stop saying this to people, they all take it the wrong way."
>>9819868
Come on Wilde, try everything.
It occurred to me half-way during the drawing that Henrietta isn't a zoosona, I should have done the stripper deer.
Also the only time I don't specifically ask for lewd I have only lewd suggestions
>>9818803
How many pics of lewd mongoose are theere? Damn...
>>9818808
I'm torn between encouraging you to draw, remove that sense of self-obliteration and lewding the VRbit and stopping you because of the prohibited things you want to draw
>>9819832
RIP Nick's anus. The art is pretty hot, but the dialog is so shitty.
>>9820043
I tend to collect comics and delete the writing, because it's almost universally terrible. This isn't even worth the trouble.
>>9819811
Ok. What is this? Either this is going to go to crazy porn territory or I don't even know what. Which is it!?
>>9820120
Do not.
>>9820169
Inquisitive minds need to know anon. Unless this is the start to opening up pandora's box?
>>9820193
DONT!!!!
>>9820001
>I'm torn between encouraging you to draw, remove that sense of self-obliteration and lewding the VRbit and stopping you because of the prohibited things you want to draw
I just want you to know, a_sig. When and if I begin to draw, I'm going to get gud, and then I'm going off the deep end.
Everyone will be lewded, but only a select few shall be published.
>>9820193
It is better not to know.
It's a standalone image with absolutely no follow up, and there is nothing to even ask about.
>>9820315
>Finnick's proportions
>Finnick's legs
>Nick's face
This just...
I don't...
>>9817907
Please read this one >:)
>>9820193
http://exhentai.org/s/2be8c9fbd7/925905-122
>>9820376
thicc
So, what's the "non-fetish" appeal of mpreg? Is the joke hormones making people not act normal? Isn't that sexist
>>9820217
Go for it, anon.
I will be there.
Waiting.
>>9820466
A_Sig, does the Picture mean you are going to the Lew- too late. A_Sig? A_Sig A_Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!!!
>>9820454
dunno but there is no fetish appeal for mpreg because mpreg is not a fetish
>>9817551
Jerboas are dead.
Long live the Jerboa.
E3 made me wanna die
Is Pack Street back yet? I need an escape from this boredom
>>9820725
ah so it isn't just me.
>>9819320
>>9820725
>E3
I forgot that was a thing that existed.
Please never remind me again.
>>9820876
it looked nice. I want to play a droid now
>>9820907
>It's fucking over
Damn
Didn't Atari annouch a new console? Because that's what I heard.
>>9820966
That would be the worst business decision they could possibly make, so maybe.
It's a good day to gay
If digits, zootopia 2 will be released before TT tumblr updates
>>9820574
source?
Never got around to posting this drawing I did for one of Otterly's TT fics. Might do more of him, I've never drawn deer before.
Anyways I'm off to work soon, hope y'all are having a good Saturday.
>>9820574
Got this colored?
>>9821213
Why does every deer look so fuckable?
>>9821252
Do not fuck the deer
>>9821292
they're kind of asking for it
>>9821292
But he's a qt
>>9821292
I'm going to fuck all the deer.
Antelopes too.
>>9821375
even the deer stripper?
>>9821400
Do not steer the dripper
>>9821292
He turns into jelly the minute he's under a wolf, so there's that.
Reminder: All tube dudes are homosexual.
>>9821426
I headcanon Marty as bi, but otherwise correct
>>9821400
Yes. All of them.
Funnily enough, I rolled a deer.
>>9821453
I headcanon both Marty and Martina as hetero. All other tubes love genitals that remind them of their own bodies, though.
>>9821457
Does that mean you are going to fuck yourself?
>>9821480
That's impossible, anon.
>>9821470
So, what you're saying is the dissociative identity disorder that Marty has changes his sexuality based on which persona he is at the time?
>>9821506
You obviously haven't tried hard enough
>>9821426
do civets count as tube dudes?
>>9821527
Anon...I can't. I just...can't.
>>9821518
I never thought of it as being DID, I just think that Marty is concerned enough with maintaining what he sees as a respectable image, and sexuality might be so ingrained in him that he's gotta be hetero, no matter if he's a man or a woman that day.
>>9821589
>implying he doesn't legitimately think he has a sister, but it's just him
>implying Velvet coming to Pack Street for Ozzy isn't just a cover for Marty
>>9821636
You think she might also be talking with Marty about it? I don't know if anyone else in their building would think it's a problem given how transparent he is. Then again, we haven't seen anyone besides Cormo interact with her.
>>9821426
>>9821453
Do not generalize tubedudes
>>9821547
Yep
>>9821707
All tubedudes are gay except if they are not.
>>9821730
And even then, they are probably bi.
>>9821766
Tube doods are poor as shit, they can't bi anything.
>>9818143
To be fair, it's not sexual harassment if they're both into it.*
*Maybe
Greentext Theater in 4 hours! If you would like your greentext read, post it to me!
>>9819223
>>9819295
>>9820390
All added!
>>9821707
>>9819983
>>9821960
Badgers truly are the most majestic of creatures.
Gay Wolves or Gay Tubes?
>>9821960
Been there. Just grab on and give 'er hell.
>>9820931
Well the EA press conference is over, we still have three more days of announcements to come.
Course that's not to say they won't be three days of "meh"...
>>9822018
Putting out a bounty here for an elusive creature.
There's a bounty on his head of 10 000 Zoodollars.
This is an image of the VRbit with the very contagious, heart eye syndrome.
Symptoms can include, extra lewdness, urges to blindread any form of story and begging others to bully the victim. We're still on the manhunt to catch patient zero. But he's been very elusive so far.
We've had one casualty, agent Blear, who gave up his life to capture him.
We used him as bait to catch patient zero since he has a weakness for preds.
Do not attempt to lewd him because he'll infect you. Try bullying instead. You can lewd him afterwards after we cure him.
>>9822071
>>9822071
>>9822071
>>9822071
Can I slap the books out of his hands, call him a HUGE NERD and then hang him by his underwear on a flagpole?
>>9821470
>All other tubes love genitals that remind them of their own bodies, though.
>>9822171
Dicks.
I mean dicks.
I saw to city hares today, a not too uncommon sight where I am from.
But it did get me thinking, how often do you see wild animals where you're from?
>>9817907
Is there any existing OC / obscure AUs you'd like more content for?
>>9822220
Coons and possums are always creeping around where I live, and there are plenty of coyotes in the area as well.
Used to be I would have to watch out for bears and mountain lions, and now my brother is sharing real estate with cows and bison.
>>9822307
Ageswap
>>9822307
Yeah
>>9822307
Rosie/Melody cute shit.
I wish I could ask for Stan cute stuff though I feel he's way too underdeveloped even by Zhan himself.
>>9822334
yeah me too man
>>9822267
>>9822547
3 different anons wrote these :v
You aren't thinking about shitposting, are you anon?
>>9822687
I was already shitposting tho.
>>9822687
Is this a new form of shitpost?
>>9822687
i was thinking of banging you're whore mom
>>9822687
>>9822267
>>9822451
>i refuse your reality and substitute my own
Pack Street AU where everything is the same except Ozzy is really small
>>9822687
listen here buddy if you think im ever not shitposting you'd be dead wrong
even when im not posting im still shitposting so get on my level kiddo
>>9822071
Why must you do this to me?
I'm not patient zero, anyway! Percy was!
Not that Percy deserves bullying. Percy is a good tube.
>>9822171
Awwww, and so is Caitlyn!
This reminds me of Ahiru's art!
>>9822451
>>9822935
>>9822659
>>9822267
>3 different anons wrote these :v
I do apologize about this, but could you point out the one you wrote? Its a rule of mine that I only read things out to the public when they're requested by the original authors: I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings or step out of comfort zones by reading things without the author's permission.
>>9822869
Police officer Honey! Is this an AU? Did Honey join the force after the movie?
She looks tired-- she needs a conspiracy to keep her on her toes.
and I'm batman.
>>9822981
alright
>>9822981
>Ozzy is Betty's adopted child AU
>>9823007
>dont bully
hmmm
im sorry but this doesnt really make much sense to me
i think we should probably just go ahead and do it anyway
>>9823007
I wrote >>9822935 for smut comfy ALT-end cuz I just needed it. I'm just a random anon, wrote I few other stuff like this one, you could tell me your opinion on this
>>9823007
why would an author write a story, post it publicly here, and not want it to be read?
>>9822981
Pack Street: Dance Battle AU
>>9823070
That's not an AU, that's canon
>>9823007
You ultra lewd bully!
>>9823104
I need this more than anything, desu
>>9823020
>>9823091
Just to clarify, do you want your greentext read on Greentext Theater?
>>9823098
There are a few authors who are not comfortable with the idea of their work being read and given feedback publicly, and so I make sure that anything I read is by request of the author to avoid that.
There have been a few situations where people claim to be the author of a piece and submit it to me to be read, and when the real author found out they weren't happy about it. I do not want that to happen.
>>9823089
>>9823163
I haven't done anything wrong! Why is Judgemental Percy judging me?!
>>9823188
Will Al's tap be defeated by the power of krumping? Find out on next week's episode of Pack Street, "Al Defeated!"
>>9823104
The mating dance of the wolves is truly a beautiful thing to behold.
>>9823217
yes :v
>>9823163
Slunt?
>>9823340
An off brand Nerd headset.
>>9823217
>There have been a few situations where people claim to be the author of a piece and submit it to me to be read, and when the real author found out they weren't happy about it. I do not want that to happen.
Well, it's probably not the best idea to be asking people here then considering that everyone is anonymous and it's hard to prove your identity.
>>9823284
Just wait until Al breaks out the twerking to show just how serious he is about it.
>Al's big ass bounced like two moons caught in orbital combat
>"There. Now we are mated."
>Nothing to be done about it due to the glorious nature of the display
>>9820861
>the death of Adam West
WHAT
pic related
>>9818600
>that tubedude should be really small for a mongoose in Zootopia, so maybe he isn't...
Are you saying he should be smaller? Because I can fix that.
>>9823098
Because hearing people read your stuff can be a nerve racking experience?
Or because the lewd bunny likes to hear people wanting to be read. He wants them to admit their desire, not hide behind a veil of fire and forget anonymity.
>>9823317
Okay, I'll keep it added!
>>9823091
Added as well!
>>9823383
Naw, any confusion is due to my not explaining the rule. Really its on me to make sure people understand that read throughs are done by request of the author, not by random request.
>>9823522
Comicanon? If so, thanks for the info just now.
>>9823384
Where is my pic of Al twerking on Velvet to complete his people's wooing ritual on the woman he loves?
This week was "rain" or "under an umbrella" I think.
>>9823522
Could I get this one read? I am of course the author so no need to look into that please...
>>9823719
Could you drop that pic with Manchas and them in the car together? Cute little kitty needs more love!
Hello everyone! I'm currently working on getting those tasty, delicious smutty fics done that were requested yesterday! Unfortunately, the weekend has proved busier than I anticipated, so I will release all of them, in one lump post, tomorrow!
>>9823522
And hello Comic! I too would like one of my greens read in the theatre! You may choose any one of them to do (or whichever one is requested by peeps) as I'm not picky about which one is read!
(Unless you've already got one of mine in the plans to read, in which case, go right ahead!)
>>9823591
Not a problem, buddy! Hope you enjoy the theater tonight!
>>9823756
You're crazy.
Alright, I'll add it to the list. But only because you're a wonderful person, SBL!
>>9823217
Because he knows you haven't followed your two dads advice and found a pred of your very own.
>>9823794
https://twitter.com/hnab29/status/873532250222059521
>>9819832
REQUIESCAT IN PACE FOX BUTT
>>9823870
The other one please, though that is also a damn cute pic. Thank you.
>>9823816
No idea who this SBL is but I bet he's rad cause he loves zoot history and badgers.
>>9823948
reminds me of that weird fox with dildo pic that still traumatizes me to this day
>>9823958
Oopsy!
https://twitter.com/srmy_nkjd7/status/873531232012742656
Today I'm on a kick for zoosonas.
Tell me what zoosona I should draw.
It can be yours, it can be of a CC or another anon, gimme
>>9823491
First, delete that pic.
Second, DELET that pic
Third, a mongoose should be around Judy's height (more than 2 feet), so he was drawn too small, or that is an half-a-metre badingadong
>>9824061
A wolf, actually, I just like drawing fluffy tails.
>>9824030
Very cute! Thank you very much pic hunter anon!
>>9824061
My sona.
Go wild.
>>9824061
Gud except happy please.
gay?
>>9824061
Your zoosona, but not lewd for a change.
>>9824189
nah
>>9824266
bi?
>>9824189
It's strange. I need more ways to flesh out these pack street characters in my head.
>>9824300
maybe she is
>>9824189
yep
>>9824061
LEWD THE TUBE
>>9824108
>erotic quill plucking :v
>>9824454
Is that like the porcupine version of acupuncture?
>>9824305
>The whole pack blowing up Remmy's phone with extra spicy burns.
>>9824305
I sometimes forget that other people don't talk out loud to and have imaginary conversations with equally imaginary characters.
>>9824061
How about my maned wolf dude?
This picture from Moped is all I have as a reference, the ears should be a little bigger, but other than that I like it.
>>9824556
I thought that was moped
Badger
>>9824550
What is the appeal of this?
>>9824577
It ended up looking a lot like his character, and maybe that's why he said he was thinking of working on it some more (I don't think he ended up doing so).
Here's an actual maned wolf for reference.
>>9824640
I do it mostly because of boredom.
It also let's me train my empathy.
But yeah, mostly boredom. Because I am afraid to be left alone with my own thoughts.
>>9824746
Maybe you should write it down.
Given time, you could work it into a good story.
I wanna eat out remmy's ass
>>9824746
What are you talking about?
What?
>>9824767
Would rather Al or a cute guy like Dewey tbqh
>>9824778
I wanna eat out their asses too
I wan't al to use remmy as a toilet
>>9824811
And then make remmy use him as a toilet
>>9824611
I want to leash the badger
i want to be fucked by don and dewey at the same time
>>9824061
shamelessly requesting my sona because why not
>>9824640
Not OP, but I do the same. For me it helps me focus my thoughts. Even just thinking about a scene or something, it helps it feel more real hearing the words aloud than just in my head. So better idea of how the conversation sounds. Which also leads to me looking as though I'm talking to myself because I'm murmuring both sides of a conversation.
>>9824768
I was writing about talking to myself aloud, and not only myself but also talking to imaginary characters aloud.
>>9824061
You know what, A_sig? I like you, and I want to see more of you.
>>9824765
Perhaps, I never considered that...
I did try to write a story a while back but it went to shit faster than my tain of thought could keep up with.
Thanks for the suggestion though, it seems really obvious now that you've said it but I don't think I would've come up with that.
its too gay in here
>>9825080
Have some heterosexuality
>>9824116
YOU MONSTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjJUUS41h24
>>9824556
>>9824650
Gimme more informations about your dude, like work, clothes, personality, etc.
Moped draws good lines but with canids he has a little problem of similar faces, I cannot extract enough informations
>>9825097
Good raccoon
>>9825097
"a blind read of her clit" is genius
>>9824767
>>9824811
>>9825110
kek
I want Remmy to eat me.
>>9825161
I hate Weaver for actually making Remmy look cute sometimes
I want to hate this fuck but he's so cuddly
>>9825097
Post more bunnylingus
>>9825182
I want Remmy to eat me and then Remmy to be eaten by Betty
I want remmy to take me as his prisoner and enforce cruel and unusual punishments on me, thus violating federal law
>>9825186
Remmy can be so cute at times
>>9825110
>>9825212
I want Remmy to eat me and then Remmy to be eaten by Betty followed by Betty being eaten by Al
I want to cuddle with Remmy as he tells me about his family problems and kiss his nose and tell him that he's a good boy
>>9825329
sounds like a doggy dog world
>>9825186
Remmy is a cute square.
I want to take Remmy to court on sexual harassment charges and prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law while calling him a bad boy
>>9825359
>update when
>>9825359
Pandora's such a qt.
>you will never bury your face in Remmys wool
>>9824611
>>9825545
poor doggy
Someone should put it out of its misery
>>9825532
thank god, it probably smells like week old cricket dipper grease.
I'm want to play basketball with Remmy and see if he is a LeBron or a Kobe
>>9825438
Need this with Nick.
>>9825110
>Gimme more informations about your dude, like work, clothes, personality, etc.
Honestly, I haven't really thought that out (or rolled for it).
I can't think of any good occupations for him right now, so how about him running a race?
>>9823384
>>9823694
>The pack is on the couch having another football night
>Avo calls out a favored player and says they're going to choke
>Al, fanboy of player, scoffs
>Avo wants to bet on it
>Al accepts
>Player chokes
>Fastfoward a week from then
>All the girls of the pack + Velvet are sitting around the lobby, all except Avo are wondering what's going on
>All are hushed with mouths agap as Al decends the stairs in only a speedo, wrist cuffs and a bowtie
>With quite possibly the biggest cock-sucking grin of all time, Avo pulls out a boombox from the side of the couch and hits play
>"Working for the weekend" starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qflfp736qoo
>>9825652
HAPPENING
>>9825110
It had to be done and Gud needs love too! Thank you A-sig!
>>9825703
this
New Beastars is out. With Fem Pred on Male Prey Dom and CuckX2 combo
>>9825737
No it isn't and I am not Weaver.
It is old. He made it all months ago.
>>9825652
>>9825703
Working on it.
>>9825783
So when can we get this with Betty, Fabrienne, and Judy?
>fic
>nick really doesn't care about his career or his future
>judy is fucking desperate to become chief or higher and shit like that
I mean, I get it. Judy on the movie was shown as extremely determined and aiming to be a real cop betting everything she had. But fucking Nick went through the same shit she did, he went through the academy, he was a valedictorian, he was shown to be motivated more than just "bun puss puss" but everyone writes it mostly as him magically became a cop because he wanted to bang judy and nothing else matter. Helping people, proving that foxes could be trusted, doing the right thing, etc. Nope, couldn't care less. Just here because Judy dragged me along, I'm still a coward, avoiding and resigned fox.
>>9825735
>After the dance routine is over and the catcalls die down(mostly from Anneke) Velvet gets up and approaches Al
>Al embrassed out of his freaking mind tries to explain "what the fuck" to Velvet
>Velvet comfortingly shushes him with a finger to his lips
>In a single deft moment she pulls out a twenty and stuffs it in the front of his speedo
>"Keep going." She says with half-lidded eyes and a sly smile as she moves back to the couch and hits play on the boombox again.
>>9825705
>I can't think of any good occupations for him right now
Don't worry about it, take your time thinking your character. It should be fun, not a chore.
Here is another one that asked me a maned wolf. Their main characteristic are the especially long arms.
I think I will not probably be able to draw him (since it will take me a while to finish the draw I'm drawing), but I like drawing sonas, especially for anons who can't draw for themselves.
Tomorrow for me is free, so I can draw him no problem. So take your time and answer this post with what you want for your dude when you are ready, and I will draw him tomorrow
>>9825877
Link? I feel like hate-reading something.
>>9825877
So in the fic, he's always been a drag-a-long?
Nothing happened, like Judy broke up with him or something?
>>9825914
What? Umbrella...?
>>9825907
It's not really that bad. It just fucking pissed me off with Nick Hopps combo with
>"I like the job, but I took the job to begin with to be closer to you anyway."
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12433325/2/Paradigm-Shift-Sweetly-United-Part-4
>Maybe this will be continued one day
>>9825985
As in "draw a character using or being under an umbrella" akin to how our TT works
>>9825909
I know what he's talking about. You'll get these fics where Nick slacks off at every given opportunity, pushes his work onto others, and just doesn't really seem to give a shit about his job. Which is retarded, because he didn't slog through nine months of what appears to be fairly hellish training on a whim. He did it because he legitimately cares.
>>9825998
>>9826046
>Wait, he married Judy and took her last name? Not even a hyphen?
yup
>>9826041
yes, yes it does, and i'll forever hate the anon that wrote that because they didn't continue it
i hope they buy a box of frosted flakes, and instead it's filled with just regular corn flakes
>>9825989
>Pregnancy announcements, implications of assault that she kept from him and walkouts in the first chapter
You can have this one back
>>9825909
No nothing like that. She was pregant with his child, and they were discussing what they would once it was born. Either getting Nick's parent to babysit or something or another.
Nick said that he could resign and become a stay-at-home dad. While Judy wanted him to stay.
>>9826046
I got the joke the first time
It wasn't funny, but I got it
>>9826027
Exactly, this one pisses me off for outright saying it, but people always write Nick as lazy, uninterested or outright a comedic bad cop for Judy to be the straight man to. Why the fuck would anyone want to be partner with him? Why the fuck would he still be a cop with how danger it has been shown to be in Zootopia? Why the fuck am I reading this?
>>9826121
You're the one who asked for it.
>>9826122
Is his offer to be a Mr. Mom out of genuine affection for their upcoming kid, or is it just an excuse to quit being a cop?
There's nothing wrong with the former, but the latter shows just how fucked an author has made Nick's character.
>>9826155
You don't have to try to save face; you didn't get I was joking initially and was just trying to be helpful.
>>9825895
>Later that night
>>9826212
>"I like the job, but I took the job to begin with to be closer to you anyway."
You could argue either way. But this quote is fucking murdering any desire to continue reading.
>"Oh Serendipity [...] Oh Karma"
Yeah.
I should write something with Nick, Judy, or both, but I dunno if I can capture them well.
Eh, whatever, I'll file it for later.
Has anyone done a fic where Sharla & Dawn were sisters? The movie showed that they were almost identical.
You have a date
It's with a fox
What do you do to prepare?
>>9826281
>but I dunno if I can capture them well.
So? So does literally 90% of the fandom, that's why there are so much shitty fics and whatnot. You're not a special snowflake for making up shitty drama and OOC furshit with characters named Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde.
>>9826304
blueberries
>>9826304
Charge my Fox taser
>>9826304
Tell her she has beautiful eyes.
>>9826304
Very carefully.
>>9826212
That said, if it had to be one of the two that would be the stay at home parent, it would probably be Nick. Depending on the situation I could even say it wouldn't be a stretch.
>>9826304
put a chain on my wallet
>>9826212
He really does want to become a father and think it would be far easier to just resign and do that.
But it can be either way.
>>9826121
To be fair it was all described why everyone did what they did.
>Cross-species simply don't happen, Nick still thinks she cheated on him.
>Judy still tells him that she only wants him and remembers only being with him.
>Revealed that she went to a party without Nick, hosted by a coworker. They both think she was drugged and doesn't remember what happened.
>There is a part of Nick that still think she betrayed him and is right angry about that, he has no idea what he would do if he stay's with her right now.
>Figures it's better to leave and decompress away from her.
>Later he does admit to her, that it was stupid to leave but he couldn't handle it at that moment.
>>9826304
Tell him he has beautiful eyes.
>>9826304
Make sure I have enough lube stockpiled.
>>9825985
Now I wanna see Nick or Judy dressed as Umbrella agents
>>9826304
cook up something with fish
get a fur brush for foreplay
>>9826304
what goes well with pie?
>>9826356
Maybe, I assume there are higher chances of them figuring out a way to raise their kids without either having to give up their career. I could take Nick panicking and saying he HAD to give up or else they could end up like him or some shit, but for him to say "Nah never cared that much about this desu" is fucking retarded.
>>9826363
The part I thought was dumbest about that story was Nick confiding in...Wolford, I think, that he thinks Judy might have cheated on him and Wolford's like "She didn't cheat on you, man, I tried to fuck her behind your back once and she turned me down because she's so loyal." And I'm just like...fucking what?
so we're all in agreement
>>9826329
That was pretty heartening actually, thanks.
>>9826419
No, I agree.
>>9826462
We lewd the nick
Greentext Theater is just about to start!
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>>9826086
>Nick pushes two full bags of groceries onto his kitchen counter, and starts putting them away.
>Before he can put away the cereal, Judy bounds in beside him, and digs into the bag, pulling out a box of frosted flakes.
>"Couldn't wait for them, could you fluff?" he remarks, grabbing a box of Reese's Puffs and slipping it onto a shelf with other cereals.
>"Nope! They never sold sugar cereals in Bunnyburrow!" she said with a chipper tone, tearing the box top open without regards to the little folding tab.
>He just hummed an affirmation, and continued on by putting some bunny milk away.
>Then, he heard her let out a sad whine, "Oh. They forgot the frosting on these flakes,"
>Glancing over, and down the box, they did, in fact, forget to frost the flakes of corn cereal.
>He shrugged, "What ya' gonna do about it, fluff?"
>She closed the box by pushing the cardboard tabs in, without closing the plastic, and stuffed it into the cereal shelf, and grabbed the Reese's Puffs.
>He let out a sigh, and grabbed the box of lying frosted flakes, and properly closed it to keep it from going stale.
>The things he put up with.
>"Oh come on! These are just Corn Puffs!" she practically yelled at the open box.
>His head snapped in her direction, and with a concerned, almost sad furrow to his brow, he snatched the box from her paws and peered inside.
>It was true.
>They were just a bunch of yellow Corn Puffs.
>His whole morning, and the next seven mornings, and the occasional night wherein he would just grab a paw full of delicious Reese's Puffs, were now ruined.
>He didn't cry; he was a todd!
>He sniffed, though.
>Judy was quick to respond, "I'm gonna run by the grocers two blocks down the street and get us some cereal Nick,"
>She pecked him on the cheek and was out the door in the blink of an eye.
>He loved that bunny.
>>9826446
>once
Actually, he specifies he tries several times and she refuses. Like I can understand banter but that was a bit weird. On one side it implies that he is serious trying to get in her pants and she doesn't take offense to him assuming she's that kind of girl. On the other it implies that Nick is fine with other people hitting on her because, well, because.
I normally flip the situation to see if it sounds weird. Judy thinks Nick got a case with a coworker and her pregnant, runs to Skye. Skye says that she teases and hit on Nick every time behind Judy's back, and that he never cheated, and Judy is glad to hear that from her friend.
>>9826553
Closer by Otterly made me ship Anneke and Remmy.
>>9826553
The one with Ozzy in it
>>9826553
>good
>pack street
Shooce One and ONLY one.
>>9826446
Thanks for reminding me about that... Honestly I have no idea what the author was thinking about adding that, and it was so random. I really felt like Nick should have thought that HE was the one Judy had instead of Nick. But nope, just a mild disinterest to it and THAT exchange served as the moment Nick started to believe she didn't cheat on him.
Fucking weird.
>>9825652
>>9825438
YO HOLY FUCK
>>9826658
Typically these would be posted in the reverse order but it actually works in either order
Pack Street Ultimate Fighting Game when
>>9825877
I just can't see Nick as being unmotivated. He went through the trouble of making sure he had the correct documents for his hustles, he was pretty quick on thinking about the traffic cameras, he knows plenty of escape routes- this is a fox that knows his shit. He might fool around a little bit, be snarky, but will still keep his mind on the job if he is truly interested in it.
You can see the difference of Nick being forced to help before the sky tram scene and afterward. He wasted time with the Mystic Springs, with the DMV, even at the limo. After that though, he was nearly all business while still being a smartass because he genuinely wanted to help Judy.
>>9826363
>>9826446
I remember arguing with the author on that; the issue with that story is that it takes place in a universe where BUNNIES ARE HORNY FUCKERS SO POLYGAMY so the possibility of Judy cheating on him becomes much more probable because of that stupid shit.
>"She didn't cheat on you, man, I tried to fuck her behind your back once and she turned me down because she's so loyal."
That was literally the dumbest shit, and I still have no idea how the author could defend that crap. It was explained that Nick told Wolford that if he could actually get Judy going then he was free to sleep with her. The author justified it as it being a "freebie that Nick never expected to be cashed in" because Nick would assume Judy would come to Nick before doing anything with Wolford. Because you know, bunnies are polygamous. I fucking hate that trope.
The author has a VERY weird way of describing relationships, in my opinion.
>>9826553
Remmy Makes a Mistake by zorotokon
http://archiveofourown.org/series/677720
>>9826734
just
>>9826572
>>9826553
Pack Street Next Generation is one of my favorite. It's interesting to see Remmy as a dad
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9917648/chapters/22223738
>>9826734
>bunnies are horny fucker polygamy etc
I fucking hit one of these fics, and I was doing so well avoiding them. I was just skimming fics for pregnant/impregnation content and hit this one.
Greentext Theater is starting!
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Come and get comfy!
>>9826734
That and the author fucking loves angst and drama, every single one of their works has some form of that in it. (Some are interesting while other's are just pants-on-head stupid.)
It just comes with what ever is being made, they set up every single one of their works go go full "sads" route. And in this case, it was subverted. (Kind of.)
Well, I finally got my AO3 account, so here's my late TT entry: Late Night at the Office!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11165550
Judy stays late to do some paperwork at the ZPD, and it's, well, empty. But hey, there's nothing going on there, she's just being a dumb bun who's easily spooked. Right?
Hope it's enjoyable. Any comments, particularly as pertaining to atmosphere or pacing (which I have trouble with) are welcome.
>>9826553
Jokes on you: there aren't any!
>>9826553
The Woes of a Hornless Ram by EyeOfTheTempest
https://archiveofourown.org/series/640334
I really like the psychological aspect it brings.
The Pack Goes Camping by Zorotokon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9911273/chapters/22209968
The introspection in Betty's chapter is brilliant.
>>9826734
>I remember arguing with the author on that
oh fuck lol I literally just went to read that reply chain because I knew it was retarded but couldn't remember specifics. Yeah I'm pretty sure they romanticize polyshit really hard. She's a decent writer but god damn if she doesn't have literally the dumbest fucking headcanons ever. She defends not only polygamous rabbits but also them needing drugs to function in everyday life because they're so horny and does so with "if you put two rabbits together you'll have hundreds in a year or two."
>>9824108
>>9824196
>>9824961
>>9824454
Here you go!
Damn, it's 4:30 AM already, so I say goodnight /ztg/!
>>9826829
It is truly a trope that needs to die, for multiple reasons. Most obvious of all is that it is used mainly as a plot device, almost always along side "foxes magically soul bind themselves to their mate so they can never take another and might as well commit suicide should something happen", to cause abloo abloo for Nick. Not to mention that it has no basis in reality, as rabbits tend to be super monogamous and the the groups of bunnies that are polygamous are, surprise surprise, just like other animals social structures where the "alpha" has dibs for breeding partners rather than everyone fucks everyone.
>>9826858
It is somewhat sad because they decent structure... they just choose the weirdest of subjects.
>>9826938
>"if you put two rabbits together you'll have hundreds in a year or two"
Hmm, let us see. Does can get pregnant any time of the year, give birth within a month, can have from 6 to 14 kits per litter, and can get pregnant the very next day. I can see why there could be around a hundred within a year, if the kits survive.
That has nothing to do with polygamy, that is because rabbits are built to survive by numbers and escape. Wish people would realize that.
You can fuck the fox, but you would also have to fuck the bun
Do you do it?
>>9826989
kek. Goodnight!
>>9826989
Erotic quill plucking, a new and esoteric fetish.
Goodnight A Sig, get some sleep before the sun rises again.
>>9826989
kek thanks A_sig!
>4:30 AM
You're insane man, sleep tight.
>>9827124
win win situation. sure
>>9826468
I really hope it wasn't and you're just mocking me. I long from the day I'm free from this autistic hell. I've come to learn to hate fanfiction and zootopia due to browsing AO3 and FF.net Zootopia tab.
>>9827123
It's all a fucking agenda push anyway. Rabbits are actually very monogamous, but people don't care because that gets in the way of their precious a bloo bloo foxcuck drama. If anything, it should be Judy who's terrified Nick will move on to someone else, because foxes can and will have children with several females over their lifetime. Rabbits, with only a few exceptions, mate for life unless their mate dies.
>>9827123
I am fully convinced it's just people using the "Fuck like rabbit's" to the logical extreme.
What's more known? That or the scientific mating habits of an entire species of mammal?
It's pretty obvious that people think it's funny, but just went over board with it.
"Rabbit's fuck like crazy!" "That must mean they need meds to NOT fuck like crazy, but if they do? They fuck anything that moves!"
After a series of somewhat fetishy events--for me, at least--I ended up drawing a lewdish Tegaki.
>>9826346
>>9827237
You know, you could always do literally anything besides browsing Zootopia content right? This is a pretty small corner of the internet and it's easy to avoid.
>>9826553
Winter Snuggles is pretty good, both the lewd and non-lewd version. My favorite chapters are the ones with Al and Velvet and the Betty one.
>>9827435
Is tegaki female?
>>9827237
>letting fan shit affect your personal opinion of a movie you liked
>tfw you wrap your fingers around a nice, thick, bulging wallet.
>>9827555
Tegaki draws Kit, who is female, from Poppy O'Possum in place of themselves
>>9827267
I think the main issue with all of this is that people forget that this is a culture of civilized, modern animals. Things like "mate for life" and "polygamous tendencies" that existed in feral ancestors shouldn't really pass over through that amount of time. Obviously there is still left over traits, like wolves howling, being able to go onto all fours at will, etc, but all but the deepest of behaviors should change with sapience. And mating habits is one of those traits that can easily, drastically change within a few generations, let alone full on intelligent evolution.
>>9827284
You are probably right in that case, in which I don't know which actually makes me more sad. People purposely ignoring actual mating habits to push for abloo abloo, or are actually ignorant and don't look up the habits real quick, just going with abloo abloo because they don't know better.
In the cases where it isn't abloo abloo and is just Judy fucks Nick into the mattress, I guess it is better but still weird sometimes.
>>9826709
>Remmy is the joke character
>>9827435
Who are you anon? Your art style looks familiar but I can't quite place it.
>>9827556
Because I get invested in fics you faggots suggested and that are actually pretty good but then fucking suggest garbage or post garbage and I'm all out of any good will to see anything related to either the movie or the fan content ever again.
>>9827486
I got too attached to this place unfortunately.
>>9827581
I mean, if you're going for total accuracy, Nick would be completely sexless for the majority of the year. But with sapience comes plenty, and with plenty comes the eradication of "mating seasons." I do still like the idea that Nick gets extra randy during winter, though.
>>9827689
Just your friendly neighborhood Yeen.
Just realized I didn't sign it, oops.
>>9827727
I would say you have a great selection of good things.
Last TT had like 5 fics, they were good.
>>9827752
Honestly, with civilization, fox and rabbit mating habits should drastically change. With availability of food, shelter, etc all year round rather than relying on spring, Mother Nature would make foxes be able to reproduce all year round, since mating seasons really only exist due to scarcity of resources. On the other side of the coin, rabbits, no longer being hunted by predators, should see their reproduction slowed down over an evolution... otherwise they would see an Australia situation, but much, much worse.
>>9822220
I see capybara families grazing by the river sometimes, they seem to come out right before the sun sets.
>>9822220
theres a family of foxes which lives around my neighborhood
i usually see them about once a week or so
>>9822220
Rabbits are a nuisance and a pest here. Several every day
>>9827450
Do you have the upper picture?
>>9822220
Saguis.
>>9828203
Here ya go
It's time
>>9828343
for what?
>>9827792
I suspected it was you after I posted that. Anyway, what led you to lewd Tegaki?
>>9817722
Guys that's just Jim's style, 'carving' swirls and patterns randomly on characters. I also expect it'd be at least $50 cuz Disney.
>>9818284
Zoomania tho
>>9818613
One of you need to sacrifice Nick to the penis god.
>>9818704
Tfw you know the real story but dislikes it for being such a massive cocktease that ends with cucking
>>9826304
>What do you do to prepare?
His mom, so I can find out what he expects from a lover.