/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Princess Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Paramount making The Loud House Movie due 2020
http://deadline.com/2017/03/spongebob-loud-house-sherlock-gnomes-1202054433
>New Books & DVD Announced
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2017/03/new-loud-house-books-and-dvd-announced.html
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Upcoming Episodes:
PROMO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AORppwwaQrs
Back Out There (6/12)
>Clyde, worried that Lincoln is hung up on Ronnie Anne, decides to try and cure his post-breakup blues.
Fool's Paradise (6/13)
>The Loud family believes that they are safe from pranks on April Fool's Day, because prankster Luan is away at camp.
Potty Mouth (6/14)
>After hearing Lily curse, the siblings worry about being a bad influence, and become determined to change their behavior
L is for Love (6/15)
>When a love letter shows up at the house addressed only to ``L,'' the family tries to figure out the intended recipient
nigger
>>9814418
We need a male version of female Loni.
She's a treasure
>>9814444
wtf i love lynn now
>people still bitching about people that post Clyde
>people still hiding behind the idea that someone who doesn't hate a character they dislike must be a troll
k
Nice show Loudbabs
>>9814444
Quads don't lie.
>>9814465
We already established you're sexually attracted to an 11 year old African boy.
>>9814444
>>9814479
But is she cute?
>>9814465
Read this.
>>9814328
>>9814465
Who's the braces qt?
>>9814479
I would never lie, bro
>>9814444
Quads confirm
>>9814479
>>9814444
samefaggot
every
fucking
thread
>>9814484
She's hella cute.
>>9814465
Whatever, great quality post friend.
...
Now that we got that out of the way, can we talk about how Back Out There is actually gonna be an episode of Clyde hooking Lincoln up with other girls?
>>9814491
Aw, does the butthurt poster have a booboo? Too bad you don't have a sporty cutie to kiss it and make it all better.
>>9814534
>not posting proof
kys lynnfag
Guys there's a van outside my house.
>>9814502
I want to see a picture depicting her getting beaten into submission and brutally raped
>>9814486
Nah, I'm good.
>>9814564
Typical Lenicuck.
>>9814541
>post screenshot
>replied with "nice edit faggot"
Maybe if you guys wouldn't be so predictable
>>9814465
>cartoon Diem shows up again
Is this like the 3rd time?
Not that I'm complaining
>>9814564
K!
>>9814584
That's a lot of words for "You caught me."
>>9814465
http://nickelodeon.tumblr.com/post/161655287488/sitting-with-that-one-friend-who-keeps-shouting
Good morning guys! Any plan for today?
>>9814616
Yeah
>>9814634
You say it like there's not a lot of Lynnfags
>>9814655
you say it like you cant provide simple proof you're not samefagging
kys
>>9814486
That had literally nothing to do with anything.
>>9814665
I'm not that anon
>>9814674
>it.....it wasnt me
chalk up another win for leni
>>9814668
I'm explaining to you why Clyde's a disliked character.
>>9814668
it's just some faggot excusing shitposting with "muh sekrit club"
>>9814686
Leni?
>>9814697
What?
>>9814704
Fuck's sake dude, he's falseflagging as a Lenifag to further that Leni vs Lynn shitposting. How much more obvious do you want him to be, stop taking the bait
>>9814720
kys
>>9814465
shit, it's another Luan-looking ugly bitch with braces and-
>3 eyelashes
WOAH MAMA
Which Loud House girl has the biggest feet?
>>9814720
oh okay, I'll do it.
>>9814689
But that implies that that was put into question. Everybody already knows why the majority here hate Clyde, "explaining" it as if it's that's the basis of the shitposting surrounding his character is redundant.
Pretty much that entire wall of text is just reinstating shit everybody already knew in the complete opposite context of the topic they were talking about.
>>9814718
>>9814753
you sure stalled long enough to make that edit
>>9814747
You just like to complain do you? I was explaining it in a nonpassionate way as to not get into flame wars with clydefags. Plus there was no context other than "hurr durr here's a pic of clyde and one of the sisters let's start bitching."
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
>>9814637
Procrastinating
My hero
>>9814795
BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP
>lynnfag samefag
>>9814747
And everyone knows where clydeshitposting happens, as to troll the sisterfags. But my point was to be more constructive than shitpisting because I'm genuinely sick of the "flame wars" over this.
>>9814637
E3
Removing "friends" from my life
Eating food
>>9814816
>complain about shitposting
>cancer-dog pic
idiot
Is Carol prettier than me?
>>9814815
>>9814831
It's the envy. It gives them feelings they can't quite explain, then it suplexes them into hateposting.
>>9814878
Awww Lori... of course she is.
>>9814878
Yes.
>>9814878
No.
>>9814781
But that's the thing, you don't need to. At this point it's on me because I was looking half-way where an anon said "Sometimes I can't tell if these clydefags are just trolls or legit turned on by an 11 year old African boy", in which case I believed the context was "these posters haveto be trolls, because nobody could ever like Clyde" but it still falls in line that stating why people hate Clyde is just preaching to the choir, and it'd be more constructive to point out why people would like him, of which no one ever bothers to do which feeds into the idea that even posting Clyde has to be a shitposter because "no one could EVER like Clyde" is a prevalent thought.
Valid reasons or not, reasons that other characters would get a pass for or not, these "flame wars" only occur because it's pretty much a meme to not like Clyde, and going against that rustles feathers.
What if Lynn farted directly into your face and gave you pink eye?
>when you come back from banging the loud hoes
>>9814976
Somebody save the Jordan
>>9815113
>when the homies find out you made clynn canon
Just to put things in perspective
https://strawpoll.com/w8316s3
>>9814976
>it'd be more constructive to point out why people would like him,
In my case, Clyde when not played as a more dweebish chocolate Lincoln, can be a nice guy and bro of a bf and gives a perspective of an only child if done right.
But I think the trolling of Clyde hate has more to do with disliking the level of hate Clyde gets than liking him. Sure he has his major flaws but is it worth the hate towards a character meant to be at least tolerable?
That's just begs the question of why Clyde gets the level of hate he gets. Sure I might be redundant by explaining the negative traits everyone knows. But are these traits worth hating a character over as opposed to say Chandler or even Ronnie Anne early on or Lynn?
What if Leni peed vodka?
trans
>>9815242
...I dislike Chandler more than I dislike Clyde.
>>9815242
>hating Ronnie early
for what?
and yes, the clyde hate is not justified.
>>9815302
-parent
Clumsy Lori a cute
>>9815326
You fake eyelashes slut!
Who else here from the timeline where Lori had 3 eyelashes?
>>9815345
Don't you talk about Carol like that.
>>9815326
I want Carol to cuckquean Lori
Lorifags
>>9815384
>lynnfags
>>9815240
Duh
>>9815325
Just for existing. Granted, I don't think there was legitimate hate, but just for being a spic and the love interest/main non-incest option people hated her and were out for blood.
>>9814444
How old is this character?
>Adam West died
F
>>9815460
He will be doing the bat dance in heaven.
>>9815440
how autistic
>>9815453
22
>>9815460
Made me look it up. Fuck you.
>>9815460
F
>>9815486
it's true.
How about I whip up a Loricoln lewd greentext to make everyone feel better, anyone game?
>Lincoln was relaxing on the couch
>For once, he managed to get there first, allowing him to watch "ARGGH!" in peace
>At least, it was peaceful until he heard a voice from behind him
>"Oh Liiinky..."
>He sighed
>Usually his sisters only called him Linky when they wanted something
>He turned and saw Lori, standing there with at overly obvious "innocent" smile
>"Come on, Lori, I got here first! At least let me finish this episode!"
>Lori shook her head, hopping over the couch and plopping down next to her brother
>"No, no, it's not that! I just need a little favor, is all."
>Lincoln raised his eyebrow
>"Aw come on, I just helped you out with that Bobby situation yesterday! What could you need now?"
>Lori let out a disappointed "tsk"
>"Come on, Lincoln, won't you help me out?"
>She placed her hand on his leg
>"Maybe...If I do something nice for you, you do something nice for me. That sounds fair, right?"
>>9815460
>pfft, no way, if it was true there'd be a stic-
Fuck.
>>9815599
More loricoln is good, keep going
>>9815599
Sure
>>9815599
More.
Also, nice double dubs.
>>9815599
Continue
Rqsting Lincoln kissing Luan's nape making her moan
>>9815680
We need more stuff like this.
What if Lori developed a fetish for giving nursing handjobs?
>>9815599
>Lincoln felt his face go red.
>"I...What?"
>Lori giggled lightly, running her hand over Lincoln's upper thigh
>"Exactly what I said. I do something for you, you do something for me."
>Without waiting for a response, Lori started to unzip Lincoln's pants, yanking them down as they became loose to expose his underwear
>To Lincoln's shame, he already started to get aroused, just from this. The white tent made that clear
>"Oooh, someone's excited!" She teased, running a finger over the top of the tent, making Lincoln gasp and shudder.
>"W-Wait, Lori..." He stuttered out, finding it hard to speak. He wasn't sure he wanted this...but he knew he didn't want it to stop either
>How could something feel wrong and right at the same time?
>"Just let me handle this, okay?" Lori said, easing Lincoln's undies down, letting his hard dick spring out "Oh my...You're bigger than I thought you'd be!"
>Lincoln went entirely red at that. "I-I, uh...th-thanks?" He muttered awkwardly.
>Lori just giggled again, delicately wrapping her fingers around his hardened member, eliciting another gasp
>Lincoln said nothing more, letting Lori work his shaft and simply enjoying the situation
>After he was fully erect, Lori bent down, running her tongue slooowly up his cock, the newest sensation causing Lincoln's lower head to dribble out some pre-cum
>With a mischievous grin, Lori wrapped her lips around Lincoln's head, causing the boy to have to slap a hand in front of his mouth to quiet his moan...
>>9815758
too bad, all drawfags are dead
>>9814734
Either Lori or Luan
I'd rub Luan's feet. Not even in a fetishy way, just something to help her relax
BALD
Xbox
>>9815902
PlayStation
>>9815599
man, fuck you
>>9815788
>Lori slowly took Lincoln's entire length into her throat, the boy giving a slight spasm and letting out a muffled groan as she did so
>If there were any doubts in his mind; about doing this with his sister, about her doing this to someone other than Bobby, they were gone now
>The room was soon filled with light suckling sounds as Lori went to work, gobbling her brother's cock, constantly taking the whole thing in her mouth and ravishing it with her tongue
>Every so often, she'd take it all out and give the head a few teasing licks, just to watch Lincoln squirm as she did so
>Lincoln's mind had essentially gone blank at this point. He had never experienced anything like this before, and boy had he been missing out!
>Soon, he felt a familiar pressure building in his dick, jolting him out of his trance
>"Lori...I'm gonna..."
>This just caused Lori to go into overdrive, going insane with her head-bobbing, her tongue, everything.
>Lincoln simply couldn't hold on anymore and came, shot after shot of cum filling up Lori's mouth, who drank every last drop, and taking his Log from her mouth
>After giving the panting boy some time to recover, his erection dying down, Lori spoke up
>"So, about that favor..."
>Lincoln nodded. Honestly, he had completely forgotten, but fair is fair. "Y-Yeah, what is it?"
>Lori bent down and said "I'll need about tree fiddy."
>Lincoln's jaw dropped as he realized this wasn't Lori at all! What he was looking at was a fifty foot tall dinosaur from the Mesozoic era!
>"You God damn Loch Ness monster!" He roared
>The Loch Ness monster let out a slight roar as it waddled and flopped out the front door
>Lincoln scowled as he slammed it shut behind the creature
>"God damn Loch Ness monster tricked me again!"
SWITCH
Reminder Lincoln is part of the PC master race.
>>9815913
kek
Project Scorpio
>Lynn is having crush on Ms. DiMartino.
>>9815913
Kek
3DO
>>9815918
>The Zelda machine
>>9815913
I couldn't help myself. I put this and a bunch of other greentexts I've done over the past few days in a Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/SNmM9MdK
>>9815982
Psvr
FUCKING EA REEEEEEEEEEE
Oh yeah, what IS EA up to?
>>9815913
that meme will never die
either way thanks
>>9816071
kys
>>9816105
What'd they do now?
>>9815460
Thanks for ruining my day
>>9815913
Boner Status: eradicated
Pretty fucking good, though
>>9816221
It's EA. They don't have to do anything out of the ordinary
>>9816251
It's an old meme people hate EA like no other company expect until the konami crap
>>9816295
>Meme
Fuck off, EA shill.
>>9816295
>Meme
>EA
They only manage to shit on good companies and good ips in order to make Fifa looks better.
Fuck those cunts
>>9816390
They don't do it nearly as badly as EA does.
>>9816390
$0.02 has been deposited into your account. Keep up the good work, lad!
>>9816295
I meant that they don't have to do anything out of what they usually do, which is being an fucking awful company.
https://dalley-alpha.tumblr.com/post/161662672234/the-loud-house-lucy-loud-what-can-i-say
>>9816626
>>9816626
That's gotta hurt when those spankies ride up like that!
>>9816626
>"W-wow Lucy...Y-you sure...sure are g-g-growing..."
>>9816711
Fic where Lucy hits puberty way too early and starts getting thicc when?
anyone ready for more bubsy games?
>>9816071
I liked it!
What if Lynn was blonde?
>>9816937
tfw not coming to XB1.
>>9816937
No please no
>>9816937
No.
>>9817020
And nothing of value was lost
>>9816994
That's a rare starco
>>9816994
she looks weird
>>9816597
Shelfed Dead Space forever.
>>9816994
The way the are colored, giving them each other's colors, reallys fucks with me.
>>9816626
Holy shit, Lucy is always sexy as a cheerleader!!
I am gonna like Fool's Paradise and you can't stop me
>>9816937
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
>>9817087
I dunno...I kinda like the look of brunette Lincoln.
>>9817055
That's because it's a bootleg, Jarco is the only OFFICIAL version
>>9817126
Anything and everything.
>>9817117
Why would I want to stop you from enjoying best girl's episode?
Is black Lucy's natural hair colour?
>>9817117
Fool.
>>9817154
Yeah. She had it as a baby too.
>>9816597
Command and conquer
Killing the series was one thing, but raping the corpse was another.
Pic relatet. I will never be not mad
>>9817154
Yes
>>9817175
But that can't make sense can it?
>>9817154
What if Lucy's adopted? We've had a few Lincoln being adopted fics, but this would easily explain why she has first hair in the first place. It could be that she knows she's adopted, that's why she's all miserable and shit.
>>9816726
What age do you think that'd be?
Since a year has passed since season one, and since Lori is supposed to be 17, are we gonna see her move out in season 3?
>>9817194
Lincoln apparently got his white hair from Pop Pop, so Lucy could get her black hair from Great Grandma Harriet I guess
It would have been better if she was naturally blonde though.
>>9816726
I'm pretty sure that's already been done.
>>9817199
Well, great grandma Harriet exists. She's from either Lynn's or Rita's side of the family.
>>9817225
>Lincoln apparently got his white hair from Pop Pop
Do people not understand that your hair gets white when you grow old?
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63325490
http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/38/43bc5916b2990c9a9049226057a6f3e9161c8919.png
>>9817215
>>9817225
You can't inherit black hair unless at least one of your parents has black hair. A blonde and a black haired parent would produce a brunette (which would be Lynn Sr.), but it doesn't make sense for a brunette and a blonde to make a black haired kid. So unless my biology is shit, Lucy is either adopted or its cartoon magic.
>>9817283
That boy is cute
>>9817220
NEVER THE LOUD HOUSE FOR 97 MORE YEARS
9 MORE SEASONS
>>9817263
Maybe it's the stress from having 10 sisters that made him go prematurely grey
>>9817189
Second this for anyone bored enough.
>>9817312
Too good for Lynn, being honest.
Didn't notice it was the same kid from the water team.
>>9817283
>coach
Is this how you determine which shota gets into your sports team? By the tightest asshole?
>>9817283
wtf, i am a pedo again
>>9817311
>>9817199
Lucy is adopted, plot for future episode
>>9817339
holy shit, idk white RA was actually canon.
>>9817334
I mean, I LIKE that explanation, but wouldn't Lori have it too? She's NEVER gotten to be a single child that she can remember, and probably had to act as a third parent for over half her life. If anyone would have white hair from stress, it's her.
An it's not like Lincoln really has it any worse than anyone else. I mean Hell, he has his own room.
>>9817360
>Lucy was found
ftfy
>>9817357
Again?
>>9817246
Shit, completely forgot about that. Oh well.
>>9817356
Friendly reminder.
>>9817356
Anything other than Clincoln McLoud is a shit Clydeship
>>9817339
from left to right
Lynnxmargo daugther
Female clyde
BobyxLincoln son
JustPaintSomeHairDontDrawItNigga
RonniexLynn Daugther
Vanilla Polly
>>9817357
Is it time to go back to therapy, anon?
>>9817357
>again
It's like smoking, no one ever really quits.
>>9817397
Friendly reminder nonone cares
>>9817424
But doctor Pence says i could go home
What if a wild Lynn somehow found a way into your home?
>>9817442
Tough shit. Quints stump your lame opinion.
>>9817442
t. asshurt Clydefag
>>9817220
No, it's semi-episode, they said they're not gonna have stuff like that in the show, nothing that would cause any Loud to move our or something
>>9817453
Kick it.
>>9817374
It's the stress of not being able to make sweet incest love and the guilt of constantly stealing their undies to sniff <3
>>9816726
>Lincoln tries to hide the fact he keeps staring at his eight year-old sister's rapidly developing ass and thighs
>She secretly knows he's oggling at her
>Keeps doing shit to tease him like going around in just a shirt and panties, or begging him to take her to the pool
>>9817453
1. You're a big girl.
2. [GLASS HER]
3. You're a mutt
4. HATE LYNN
>favorite sister
>favorite MGS
>>9817453
Adopt her
>>9817519
Friendly Reminder
Konami fucking hates you
>>9817519
Luan
MGS 3 Snake Eater.
>>9817516
>You're a big girl
For you
>>9817419
>RonniexLynn Daugther
Are you saying lynn or romnie-ann has a dick
>>9817519
>Luan
>4
>>9817556
That's okay, I'm interested to see where Death Stranding goes.
>>9817519
>Lynn
>MGS 1 because it's the only one I played
>>9817600
Lisa can just make a science baby for them.
>>9817600
Ronnie is trans
>>9817556
They'd have to rework MGSV's mechanics if they wanted to make a remake, like getting rid of the running and diving. Even in an open world version of that game, it just wouldn't seem appropriate to move that way. I don't want to sprint through the jungle.
>>9817607
I almost said 4 as well but I think 3 worked better because it could be played on its own.
>>9817607
My nigga
>>9817643
I always like stories getting wrapped up and old characters having a last adventure, it's my favorite mostly for the story
>>9817519
>The one-dimensional sister
>The one where Snake kills the guy
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>https://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Lincon Louder<<
Author: Cell/Cr0u70n
Hiatus - http://pastebin.com/mxmhXpWc
Last Update: 28-10-2016
>In the classic /tlhg/ fic, a mishap with Lisa's experiments transforms Lincoln into a handsome young adult in a house full of teenage girls.
NEWS & Q/A
>Updates
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12454018/7/Loud-Pack
zachlor16
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12491630/4/Colossal-Encounters
Dalek Prime
>Update on line 86... c ya
https://pastebin.com/jyEr8RaQ
LINKA
AlchyHolic
>Trying to forcibly fix my rust, but hope you like it so far.
https://pastebin.com/g3L2Gkvt
Clinging On (WIP)
Perimity
>Update
https://pastebin.com/PB1E3Hig
Muerte de la señora y el chico de Chicago
Fattiuspattius
>another update to Lily's Crush
https://pastebin.com/AQdtvVem
Lily's Crush
hospice-writer
>Okay, coming back with this. Got a Pastebin here of everything so far:
http://pastebin.com/c2Mw046J
Pure Luna's Helping Hand
Yaridovich23
>Here's the pastebin version.
https://pastebin.com/c3f3EY7m
Bored Lynn In Rhyme (Lynn) 553
Greentext Compilation
AbuseGuy
>Hope you enjoy it.
https://pastebin.com/DYQsAr4W
Brownie's New Adventure
Dignitias
>Here's the pastebin it's line 453
https://pastebin.com/61e9TWP3
line 453
Green Text's old and new will always be (WIP)
JestSumguy
>aight, heres the paste.
https://pastebin.com/rDsTfenR
Dance Dance Rapeolution (NSFW)
hypnobob
>I put this and a bunch of other greentexts I've done over the past few days in a Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/SNmM9MdK
Misc. Greentexts
Yaridovich23
>>9817519
>Lana
>4
>>9817703
>>9817703
kys spammer
Lynn masturbating at Lucy wears a cheerleader pics.
>>9816726
It wouldn't get finished anyways
>>9817283
>>9817312
http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/38/3d53bb3aaa2f5c4e5f2e98bd37e9007c2098266a.jpg
>>9817800
That's a cute Jordan
>>9817519
Lynn
MGS2
>>9817796
As a short greentext lewdfic? Why not?
>>9817507
Lucy's the kinda person who would be more upfront about it wouldn't she?
She hides in the vents a lot so she probably hears plenty from her family.
>>9817117
It will probably be very entertaining like most episodes
>>9817800
>>9817529
Then what? Do you train her?
>>9817800
>>9817852
That's true. I guess I just like a bit of teasing. In that case she'd hop right onto his log.
>yfw Leni accidentally sends you cp
>new episodes in 2 days
>>9817930
What episode is that from?
>>9817914
Leni might be minor but she a teen
>>9817914
Nice, I love Cheese pizza
>>9817914
>not living in Michigan where the water is fresh and the legal age is 16
>>9817930
>Lincoln reads Lucy's poems which have subtle references to her unrequited love for him
>>9817968
Good thing I live in Michigan then so I can date Leni.
>>9817982
Familial love? All siblings love each other
>>9817283
We need more art of the boy QTs.
>>9817982
>subtle
Knowing Lucy, I doubt that.
>>9817507
>"Lincoln. I know what you've been doing when you think everyone else is asleep."
>"I...don't know what y-your talking about..." Lincoln stammered out unconvincingly.
>"You're 'jerking off' right?"
>"Lucy!" Lincoln shouted surprised at his younger sister's straightforwardness. "You can't just bring something sensitive up like that. How do you even know...?"
>"When you're stroking yourself, you wouldnt happen to be thinking about me would you?"
>The color in his face vanished and Lincoln's skin turned as ghostly white as hair.
>"W-w-what?! No...no! I'd never..." Lincoln could feel himself tearing up, ashamed for having such vile thoughts about his younger sister.
>>9818010
Fuck off Detroit nigger. She's mine
>>9818072
...Go on...
>>9817891
She'd assure him it's not too bad, and probably offer to help him relieve himself.
Of course it's all a matter of if Lincoln can control himself when face to face with Lucy's spooky booty.
lynn piss
>>9818153
DELETE
>>9818153
unf nice
>>9817453
Drop her on her head with a brainbuster. Hopefully it'll kill her off...or at convince her to go away.
i want lori and leni to brap on me!
https://g3mhoock3r2.tumblr.com/post/161666123434/lucy
>>9818311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI
Who was in the wrong here?
F
>>9818388
>now imagining them farting that whole tune, assisted by others
I can't breath
>>9818388
Fuck you I'm at work. People look at me weird if I start laughing that hard.
>>9818321
Delicious navel
>>9818072
>"Lincoln. It's okay."
>"No! No it's not okay!"
>"Lincoln, I've caught plenty of other people ogling me at school. It's not something I'm fond of myself, but I'm not going to go out of my way to stop them either."
>"But you're my little sister," he said wiping away tears. "I'm supposed to help and take care of you. Not-"
>"And you've done plenty of that for all of us," Lucy interrupted. "I don't really know much about what you...doing that does, but I'm aware that it helps you relieve yourself of stress. Which, considering your situation, only seems natural."
>Lincoln looked at his spooky sister quizzically. "What? Lucy that's not exactly ri-"
>"So I've come to help."
>Lucy made her way to his bed bracing herself against it with one arm and lifting the back of her dress with the other, exposing to him her gorgeous and plump little bottom.
>"How's this?" Despite her usual monotone voice, the slight reddening of her cheeks betrayed how she was feeling.
>>9818396
When in doubt blame Lincoln
>>9818440
>the Louds will never fart a song for you
why even live?
Well, I did promise a Lucycoln rapefic yesterday. Guess I can deliver now.
>14 year-old Lincoln had a problem
>As a young teenager, he had long since started to notice girls and their fine features
>In public crowds, when watching T.V., or looking up porn, this wasn't a problem
>But when it was one of his own sisters, it was
>His little sister Lucy had started puberty earlier than normal girls
>And it had hit her like a truck
>She went from practically a stick to being rather voluptuous for her age
>Meaty thighs, wide hips, a noticeable ass...She even had breasts growing in, just big enough for a handful
>It was more than Lincoln could bear
>Strutting around in that not-quite-long-enough skirt, the thigh-highs, how she'd sit nice and close to him
>She was tempting him, practically begging him to ravish her
>At least, that's what he thought
>While, in reality, she was oblivious to the effects her body had on her brother
>Things took a turn for the worse one night when Lincoln had enough of his little sister's teasing ways
>>9818396
All of them. Even Lily
>>9818517
>Lori showing Lincoln her boobs so he is now scarred for life.
>>9818533
YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>9818533
two thicc Lucy fics? Nice
what did he mean by this?
>>9818553
>They're not gonna suck themselves
>>9818019
>>9814815
This pic will always make me laugh
>>9818388
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>>9818622
we know, we know you have a fart fetish ultra
>>9818632
ultra is probably the only CC who doesn't actively have a fart fetish
i asked him to draw some last year and he more or less blocked me
Real fart hours?
>>9818657
As if you have the pics to keep it up.
>>9818533
>Earlier that night, at dinner, Lincoln asked Lucy to meet him in the basement
>He told her he had heard mysterious noises from down there, probably a ghost
>And of course, she believed him
>Lincoln waited by the washing machine after everyone had gone to bed, tapping his foot subconsciously
>Soon enough, the basement door opened and closed, and footsteps soon followed
>The oblivious girl practically bounced towards her brother, smiling eagerly at the thought of meeting a ghost
>She wore her usual pajama pants and white shirt, hiding her newer features
>What a tease.
>"Hello, brother. So, where were the noises coming from?" She asked, still speaking in that monotone voice like she was still eight
>Lincoln smiled. She was playing innocent, how adorable.
>"There are no noises, Lucy." He said, closing the gap between them slowly.
>Lucy frowned at that, seeming more confused than concerned. "No noises? But why did you...?"
>Lincoln chuckled lightly, now right in front of his sister
>"You don't have to pretend anymore. I know exactly what you want. It's okay now." He said in a soothing voice
>"What? What do you-"
>Before Lucy could finish, Lincoln forced the two into a kiss, holding the goth girl close to him
IMMINENT FART INCOMING
CC's who are homosexual pedophiles
>>9818690
you
>>9818703
but im not sb99
>>9818685
Does Lynn has the worst smelling farts?
>watching shell shock
ronnie anne is cute!
lincoln was a cunt
>>9818702
You'll get no unfs out of me, thot.
>>9818702
Also, I got banned for accidentally posting the "BRAAAP" pasta with that image in a /vg/ thread thinking I was here.
>SB99 is spamming his fart garbage.
kys asap my dude
New thread when? This one's a lost cause now.
>>9818788
Why?
Where's the Lenibombers when we actually need them?
>>9818788
most anons are watching E3
>>9818788
So what you're saying is you just want to brap this thread up?
>>9818825
No.
So this is what falling in love is like
>>9817836
sweaty lynn feets <3
>>9818825
I can't believe Luan has a fart fetish
>>9818681
>Lincoln forced his tongue into Lucy's mouth, who was too startled to resist at first
>But as Lincoln's tongue thrashed against the goth girl's, she started to panic, trying to separate herself from her brother
>But he was bigger now. Stronger. Stronger than Lucy, that's for sure
>But soon he noticed his sister's struggling and broke the kiss, giving her a look of concern
>"What? Luce, what's going on?"
>Lucy took the moment of confusion to wrench herself away from Lincoln
>"Lincoln! What are you d-doing?!" She sputtered out, going completely red in the face.
>Unlike Lincoln, Lucy had never felt and kind of attraction to her brother, sexual or otherwise
>Just what did he think he was doing?!
>"What do you mean? You were the one that wanted this!" Lincoln countered, sounding a bit mad
>"I didn't want this! Lincoln, this is wrong, we're siblings!" Lucy said as she backed away
>"No, that's not true! You've been teasing me for months, with those thighs, that ass, your breasts! You were clearly inviting me to make a move, and now I'm doing it!" Lincoln said, quickly closing the gap between the two once more.
This thread smells
>>9818881
gooooood
>>9818839
Oh, but I thought you wanted to finish up this thread, toot suite.
>>9818864
Please continue
>>9818881
UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Wait a minute...
T R A N S
P O O T S
>>9818925
I think I'll wait until next thread before I do.
>>9818974
You do you but don't let the poo poo spook you.
>>9818508
>The color returned to his face in full force, and Lincoln's blush only deepened when he took a good look at Lucy's voluptuous behind and noticed something missing.
>"Lucy, where's your underwear?"
>"I'm not wearing any."
>"Yeah, I can tell! What I wanna know is why not?"
>Try as he might the sight of Lucy's exposed vulva was enough the send his mind reeling and blood rush almost instantly into his penis, the uncomfortable tightness in his pants begged to be free.
Next Thread:
>>9819030
AHN~
>>9819060
Go on.
YAHN~ LINCOLN
>tfw no Polly Pain fart pics.
Might have to request it
>>9819061
>page 4
>>9819147
Well, the thread's ruined so might as well move on.
>>9819146
I doubt anyone would do it.
>>9819061
jackass
>>9818974
I wish it was loli lucy but this works too
>>9818396
Leni. Lori looked better in the dress anyway.
we /fart/ now?
>>9819207
Leni actually had it first since Lori got back from the mall with the dress
>>9815243
I would be less likely to drink it.
>>9819185
>that pic
And I have a few drawfag friends who might be interested in her.
>>9819077
>"Thanks to my rather unfortunate growth spurt a lot of my things don't fit anymore," Lucy continued unaware of her older brother's raging predicament.
>Lincoln, in a motion so swift and fast that surprised even him, undid the buttons to his trousers and let his member near burst out, firm and erect and ready for action.
>Lucy turned back towards Lincoln, hearing him sigh in relief and wondering if showing him was really all it took.
The sudden sight of his member caught her off guard and she gasped out loud.
>"Is t-t-that?"
>Without shame and with the image of Lucy's womanhood burned into his mind Lincoln began to stroke himself in full view of his younger sister.
>"Lucy, could you do me favor and just turn back around? I'd like to enjoy this please."
>She looked at him in stunned silence. His dopey expression a clear sign of him
enjoying himself, but Lucy couldn't help but feel something start to stir with her as well.
>Begrudingly she turned back away from him, feeling oddly dissapointed.
>She clutched the sheets of his bad tightly, biting her lower lip and closing her eyes. The sound of his hands working his shaft and his slow moans sparking her imagination.
>>9820104
Damn, even boardLori's got nice tits