/sug/ - Steven Universe General Jasper and Pearl are best g

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

D-does anyone want any drawing. No expect anything big

>>9811580
Blue Pearl finger gunning

>>9811580
Lapis and Peridot in bunnygirl outfits serving Steven.

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>>9811580
peridot doing something cute

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>>9811537
Ask Lapis

>>9811580
Tbh, Holly Agate, with a belly, a rather near, hyper pregnant belly. That is ripping her dress.

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>>9811609
That's real cute.

why are jasperfags so persistent.

not a compliment.

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>>9811669
We, Jasperfags, keep going until we get what we want. Just like her.

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To tired to finish this request, "lapis trying to seduce steven in sexy underwear" Ill take requests for a later date right now.

>>9811605
peridot hasn't done something cute since the cluster

>>9811871
fool, peridot is always cute

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>>9811591

I haven't drawn in so long, is this what you meant?

>>9811941
not that anon but this is great.

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>>9811625
I would do your request but I suck at drawing. I pray to the Diamonds someone draws it. Hear him drawfags. Praise this idea and I shall award all with the power of the gods.

>>9811605

define cute by your standards?

>>9811973
the pic i posted was something cute to me

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>>9811857
Requester here. Thanks pal.

Is this the safe non troll filled thread?

>>9812045
for now

>>9811580
Yellow diamond doing the sickest dunk ever conceived please.

>>9812045
No. Im stalking here 4 my prey.

>>9812045
This thread is going to get washed out and recycled though due to being dead, there is a active thread over on the other end. Also reeeeee someone do that Holly idea.

>>9812067
Oh okay. What's your prey?

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Did someone say?

>>9812072
Where is that?

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>>9812020
Ill probably end up coloring it tomorrow, keep and eye out for it.

>>9812092
> Tbh, Holly Agate, with a belly, a rather near, hyper pregnant belly. That is ripping her dress.

Some OPs like expandin' gals. At least it is peaceful here and silent.

>>9812072
Please don't leave me behind

>>9812129
This doesn't answer my question anon

>>9812119
Will do. Keep on drawing anon your stuff is great.

>>9812145
Wrong reply my bad I suck cocks.

>>9812174
It's okay

Thread is dead yes?

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>>9811605

I'm so sorry anon, I was trying but I gave up. I'm so sorry I just couldn't do it. I'm even more sorry it looks like she has cum in her eyes.. Please.. I'm sorry

>>9811580

Jesus fucking christ I didn't mean to sound like such a retard when I wrote this

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>>9812474
i still love it, thank you draw anon

Sometimes I feel like this show doesn't have an actual planned out plot. Just Rebecca had some ideas then puts them out there to see what fans will make up, only to do the exact opposite.

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I hate it when I dream about fictional characters.
I had dream where I was courting Peridot.
Now I'm in love with a fictional character.

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Oh a SU thread in /trash/, welcome home.

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posting it agian incase the original requester didnt see. I had a lot of problems so I gave up on it at this state

>>9813466
I miss Brid's su art

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>>9814224
kill yourself retard

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>>9811740
kill yourself

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nose

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These threads go to fast.

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>>9814493
Damn right.

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Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow.

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>>9814504
I HATE missing out on the weird shit.

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Laperiven to end bad writing, save the barn, and stop shipping wars when?

Now laugh at them >>9811487 what a fagets!

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Already looks better

>>9814623
Coprolite squad

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>>9814578
Never ever.

>>9814593
When can we kill or ban the Indexer? He's by far the worst part of each thread.

>>9814623
Black is a slimming color.

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I hope you're all having a great day

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>>9814678

>>9814651
He's the best part of every thread.

Everybody waiting 4 prop. thread and not posting lol.

>>9814727
>:^|
Not true and if you are him: I hate you.

What up

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I'm so jealous of this master shitposter. She's doing something she really loves doing and getting paid for it. I just wish I could to the same.

>>9814821
>where is mckenzie? At WOOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1gxCRD4nEM

>>9814821
Learn how edit videos

>>9814821
Fuck. Me too. I wish I could make YTPs and get a fucking career out of it. Seriously good for her though. if only i could do something i like as a job.

>>9811965
I was hoping this was Yellow Diamond from the thumbnail. Still hot though I guess.

Message Recieved has to be the worst villain reveal ever. That goddamn meme face.

>>9814864
She is not villain

What's the current discussion regarding save the light?
https://youtu.be/nElg7GHjOq8

>>9814880
pc port or riot

>>9814880
We got info that fusion is a thing.
So it'll most likely be talk about gameplay, but mostly what fusions show up.

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>>9814821
>wanting to be mckenzie
That...... could be arranged....

>>9814880
sug 2 poor 4 ps/xbox so no discuss.

>>9814894
pretty sure THAT'S illegal

>>9814908
Using it would be illegal (identity theft), but I'm pretty sure just having it is fine.

All the Switchfags begging for a port to their half-assed console

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Heartsper anon here
All my art is in one place now
heartsper.tumblr.com
thanks for all ur kind requests
i'll be working on more of the ahegao requests now
I'm going to have a lot more free time now

>>9814888
YES

Guess who's on their period

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>>9815010
O shit
didn't notice it was you who did this
good luck in the future

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we need more of her

>>9815130
Why green?

>>9815142
why not?

Is it weird that I want to be friends with the Crewniverse/cast? They all seem like really cool people.

>>9815170
They are not characters that you know. Its just their work. You nothing compare to them. They will never ever even spit at your side

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>>9815170
That could be arranged...

>>9815087
>2 boobs
End this meme.

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I had a dream last night that Weird Al Yankovic made a guest-appearance in a new episode, and provided his own voice. There was a scene at the end where Weird Al, Jasper, and Steven were together, singing a parody of "Stronger Than You", and it was called "Beefier Than You".

>>9815232
A prophetic vision of things to come.

>>9815130
such a cute face, but that upper torso anatomy kills it for me

>>9815232
You sir, are a visionary.

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>>9815232
Please go apply at CN

>>9815087
danke

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Garnet request 1/3

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>>9815339
2/3

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>>9815351
3/3

>>9815339
Who?

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>>9815376
?

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>>9815339
>>9815351
>>9815361
Good you know what 2 do with it

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>>9815380
do i?

doing h2 with blue zircon next

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Pearl and Jasper are best gems

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>>9814270
Indexer it's the exact same size you spaghetti nigger.

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>tfw best gsm is probably never coming back

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>>9815010
Ayy! Thanks Heartsper for the request.

>>9815429
The first one the anon posted doesn't loop properly.

>>9815452
Calm down, we saw Sapphire recently.

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engage sexual activity with the connie

>>9815429
>calls someone out
>doesn't even bother to open up the fucking images
fucking phone niggers I swear

I wish we had the normal palettes for Bircon, Yircon, The Off-Colors, and Yellow Pearl

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>>9815498
it's this one

>>9815611
Oh jesus fucking christ I should have checked the filename.

>>9815602
Why did you post a blank image?

>>9815644
What image? there is nothing.

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Oh hey, two cute characters.

>>9815602
>news

>>9815689
God bless paddys simple shape. I could easily cut blue shit from her without harm

Shoutout to Colin for bringing his A game with the recent designs. I'll miss him has a boarder but if this is the payoff then so be it.

Artificial Wombs will enable me to go fuck myself.

>>9815608
> Yircon
> not Gircon

>>9815800
Yircon confirmed yellow by Maya.

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>>9815457
<3

Zircon delivered

It annoys me that some people draw the CG's Rhodonite the same as Morganite's Rhodonite. There'd be some differences because of the Pearls. Also, ours might only have one set of arms.

>>9815010

Who is the list for Ahegao?

>>9815500
Do you want to get us arrested?

>>9815988
In most muslim country its legal to marry 11-12 y.o kids

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>>9815978
e2 blue pearl,
h3 greg
h4 rose

if you wish to add upon my burdon, heres the selections

>>9816017
That is good for people in muslim countries. For the rest of the world, it's a trap.

>>9816021
I dont get it but wtf roll

>>9816021

I was just curious, but if you're offering... um... G3 Lars.

>>9811537
did that anon ever finish that lapiven fic he said he would post today?

>>9816021
O3 for Sapphire?

>>9816044
no, no
see >>9816047
>>9816047
>>9816081
added

>>9816021
e2 steven

Steven knows what it's like to be a girl. Every time he fuses with Connie or Amethyst he literally turns into a girl (unless we assume that he becomes a hermaphrodite because both fusing parties keep their respective genitalia)

Every time you watch Steven fuse with someone I want you to imagine his dick being swallowed up inside of him as he becomes a girl.

>>9816021
e1 jasper please

>>9816021
A2 Yellow Pearl

>>9816077
I don't know. I completely forgot about it. ANON WHERE ARE YOU?

>>9816098
I would have figured Steven would be an O2.

>>9816099
We never saw his boner. There were plenty situations 4 it. Maybe being hybrid making you genderless like all gems.

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Hey!
Remember me?

>>9816166
Who?

>>9816186
You failed gay test.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l_IFKl39EY

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>>9816029
i say let's make 12yos legal

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The fact that Rebecca had such a precise and insightful answer to this question makes me think, does she ask the interviewers what to ask her?

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Fusion?

>>9816378
Go muslim than. Thy cut their girls clit btw

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>>9816151
>We never saw his boner. There were plenty situations 4 it.

>>9816393
that's cruel

>>9816393
No fun in that. If they're going to engage in sex, I'd rather they enjoy the experience.

>>9816393
no. muslims a shit

>>9816393
Muslim boys get circumcised but the girls don't get anything cut lol.

>>9816391
I would request this redrawn with SU characters, but i'm not sure who'd fit.

>>9816511
You know who.

Booby and Crotchfire.

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I hope Jasper's werewolf form is only temporary

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>>9816561
Was trying to avoid that, but it seems like the only good one besides Lapis dominating a submissive Jasper

>>9816507
I thought circumcision was a jew thing.

>>9816595
>peridot
;_; i miss her so much

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>>9816507
>>9816613
Stop talking about males vagina. Keep your gayness in your pants fagets

>>9816620
You miss shit.

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>>9816620
She's dead

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>>9816638
Can we talk about boi pussy?

>>9816678
Steven is not for sexual

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>>9816688

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>>9816701
Noooooo. You stop that.

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>>9816727

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>>9816743
Do you want Steven to disappoint Rose? By being huge slut?

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>>9816821
Like mother like son.

>>9816838
GROSS

>>9816821
>>9816838
Did you wash with you parents as kid?

>>9816021
A! Pearl?

>>9816860
Its not like that while you are family

>>9816021
A4 Blue Diamond

>>9816862
Yes...?

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>>9815130
>>9815142
i'm sorry

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>>9816894
Are you proud of yourself?

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>>9816860
Steven can't help being slutty like dear old mom.

>>9816862
Never did. Catholic house.

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>>9816894

>>9816923
Now you like sluts tsk tsk. Your Catholic lifestyle led you to this didn't it?

>>9816908
no, I am beshamed

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>>9816894
WEW

do you think connie doesn't like people to call her constance?
constance mahesewaran sounds nice

>>9816894
read it in his voice, now I have to sepuku

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>>9816957
It probably had a lot to do with it. I do like me some sluts though. I'd never want one for a wife or husband, but damn they're fun for everything else.

>>9816975
*maheswaran

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>>9811537

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So dead I'd think people had lives.

>>9816595
That's just code for corruption.

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>>9817004
That's nice to know...

anybody have draw request?

>>9817081
Pearl eating some depression pudding cups

>>9817081
More Blue Zircon and Jasper?

>>9817081
connie annoyed to someone for calling her constance

>>9817081
Meme dot trying do something without memes but she fails as always

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>>9817065

Mind you. Some people get off on their wives/husbands being slutty as fuck and sleeping around. I'm still pretty traditional when it comes to long term relationships.

What about yourself?

>>9817081
lapis licking a cake

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>>9817081
Coprolite pls.

>>9817081
yellow diamond lifting up blue diamonds robe to bully her

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>>9817081
Yellow Apatite masturbating.

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>>9817105
so cucks?

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Guys, do you know those things that people (mostly on tumblr) do where they show a bunch of characters from a cartoon/game/whatever to an oblivious parent and ask them to figure out who those characters are based just on the design?
They usually end up being absolutely cringeworthy and/or obviously fake (as the "parent" "accidentally" spouts memes every other sentence)

Do you know where could I find those? Do those have a commonly accepted name? I came across a bunch of those in the past, but it's hard tracking them down, and tumblr searching is is a torture.

>>9817081
sapphire picking a wedgie

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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

>>9813942
hesus, this is sweet as fuck

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>>9817132
Cucks for those who want to be humiliated by the experience. Hotwives for men who want to feel proud so many men want to bang their wives.

Humans are weird.

>>9817143
I remember seeing one for SU recently and it was obviously fake/cringey
It was stupid things then their dad for Jasper just went
"Oh mama mia" or something like that. "My Italian father reacts to Steven universe characters"
Might go by something like My [parent] tries to name [show] characters

>>9817105
I'm super vanilla. No fetishes. Just wanna find the one like everyone else.

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>>9817143
>>9817179
found it

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>>9817170
Does she touch his genitals because of rose was here?

>>9817143
if that actually happened to some anon here all i can imagine is their normie parents saying something like -fuck off anon you're 23-

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>>9817184

She or he is out there, Anon. I'm sure you'll find them sooner or later.

>>9817207
Yes.

>>9817179
>It was stupid things then their dad for Jasper just went "Oh mama mia"
Yeah, those almost always follow the pattern of "95% silly stuff, 5% suspiciously specific comments that reinforce fetishes/headcanons/shippings popular in the fandom"
I recall one where it was all generic comments about designs, and then at jasper the "parent" went "look at this hot cheeto, I bet she dates the blue winged gal".

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>>9817205
>MAMA MIA

>>9817244
retard

>>9817205
I lose it at the gremlin comment.

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>>9817011

>>9817261
jasper can get all the plastic surgeries she wants but her nose will never be big and beautiful

>>9817253
Please go back redditor.

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>>9816894
This is the only other noise besides flesh slapping on flesh, how does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFysZ5Yhqkg

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>>9817184
I'm extremely vanilla as well
Weirdest thing I like is creampies and that is like the most vanilla fetish ever

>>9817253
Yeah he could say dorito from outer space or other obviously things but gremlin is lmaokek

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>>9817272

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>>9817306
Whoops didn't mean to reply.

>>9817304
>>9817284
when I said "lose it" I didn't mean "burst out laughing" I meant, "I lose my suspension of disbelief and ability to read anymore".
Sorry for the confusion.

>>9817304
Go back fucking tard.

>>9817321
There is no way back

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>>9817306
>>9817321

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>>9817330
Forgive me. Here's this.

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>>9817081
Wy-Six eating a lemon in front of Greg?

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do you think your parents ever see you watching children's cartoons and wonder if you're retarded?

>>9817362
When they fuse there be one super boob above them two beaming lasers like beholder or boobholder

>>9817299
At least its not vore or feet.

>>9817004
source? Need more of this

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>>9816821
Zach is one tho

>>9817389
They are believers. If somebody is retarded thats be not me. With years that goes worse and worse.

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>>9817096
I hope that means eating pudding cups while depressed and not something secret

>>9817389
>do you think
I know that for a fact anon.

>>9817434
>that Jasper
Did she get murdercocked?

>>9817443
This is good.

>>9817081
Lapis and Steven on a date.

>>9817443
Yea that is what I meant. Thank you so much.

>>9817389
All my mom watches is Korean dramas, she has no right to judge.

>>9817081
The perfect Jasper that Jasper wishes she was telling regular slutty dumbass Jasper to stop being such a dumb slut.

What if Steven caught pre-corruption Jasper trying to kill (shatter) herself?

>>9817205
These are so cringy
And this got a lot of notes on tumblr to
Do people actually believe these?

>>9817402
Steven really is husband material

>>9817559
He's always been husband material

>>9817389
No, my parents are actually pretty cool.

>>9817524
He would ask her to marry him because he loves her

>>9817081
Topaz ahegaoing from having so many people inside her.

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>>9817459
Of course
He had to prevent her from coming back this time

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>>9817434
damnit Zach
stop making me want you

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>>9817527
tumblrites are gullible as fuck.
Also, I'm still failing to find more of those. I have no idea how people tag them. Only managed to find one with short names for characters, and I KNOW there are many more.

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>>9817527
the internet believes anything

>>9817628
Isn't this one a known joke blog?

>>9817628
but i want this to be true

>>9817642
yes.
Yes it is.

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>>9817389
No they think I'm cutely autistic.

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>>9817642
Exactly
over 900 comments on an instagram that took the picture and reuploaded it.
Also it's actually a seperate one from the "did you know SU" one that now says everything is a joke.

>>9817599
retard

Do you guys think Eyeball got the Pearl she wanted for providing the witness account?

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>>9817609
He cant be stopped

>>9817689
No she failed, if anything Navy and Aqua got one.

>>9817689
Yes. Right in her eye

>>9817698
Aqua seems like she's pretty aristocratic. I'd be willing to bet she's already got one. Navy interacting with her new Pearl would be super cute though
>>9817712
i hope her eye heals soon

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I wish gems didn't have their clothing be a part of their form.

>>9817678
isn't this one actually based on a tweet from the crewniverse?
I recall there being a clarification later on that some storyboarder thought it was a helmet all along.

>>9817740
Will they use this pear instead of dick?

>>9817685
Kill yourself

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>>9817745
Kat said helmet when talking about her hair in a livestream and later clarified it wasn't with that workprint photos. The correction in the "fact" has been switched to make it look like it was clarified that it WAS a helmet.

>>9817783
you first retard

>>9817611
when i was a kid and my mom actually gave a fuck about what I was watching she usually knew the characters by name. or a similar name. if she didn't had idea she called them what they looked like. if i had to guess she would call pearl the ballerina or something like that by example. but i can't picture a 40+ year old parent coming up with all those stupid names, especially if they're not interested in the show

>>9817745
Kat accidentally called YD's hair a helmet during her stream and then corrected herself by making a post on Tumblr saying that YD is not wearing a helmet

>>9817783
>>9817791
Kill each other already

>>9817791
Kill yourself

are we gonna die?

>>9817807
She would call pearl shit ot garbage

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>>9817443
Nah depression cups are pudding cups that you like. AND THEN FIND OUT THEY'RE NOT THE ONES YOU LIKE.

>>9817767
what

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Somehow, you fuckers made me want to play Stalker.
I opened a thread about lesbian space rocks with waifu wars, drawing requests and people who want to fuck Steven and I thought:
>gee, what a time to play a post-apocalyptic slav game about Chernobyl with some shitty mods on top of it
What the fuck is wrong with me and how did you do this?
Well, at least I will spend some time till the new episodes
Have this from my folder with weird things, I guess http://webm.land/w/zBr4/

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ʰᵒᵗᵈᵒᵍˢ

>>9817874
I mean would YD attach pearl to her vagina and use her as strapon

>>9817443
I know there are two other depression pudding cup pearl photos but I can't find them. Anyone have them?

>>9817905
huh

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>>9817895
[decades out of date music plays in the distance]

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Cum, this way!

This way, cum!

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>>9817916
one of them

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>>9817905
oh probably, it'd be her duty

So how does Pearl possibly being PD's murderer affect Jasperdemption's prospects?

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What CN interview video is this from

>>9817936
>They will never argue over which gets to take your load

>>9817932
Do you have the one where Pearl squats in an Adidas suit?

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>>9817081
steven wearing pic related

>>9817964
Latin america

>>9817966

Someone could always draw it.

>>9817953
None since Jasperdemption is already confirmed

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>>9817969

>>9817981
>it will never happen in real life
I'd settle for a drawing though

>>9817980
Do you have a link to it

I just realized with my new tablet I can draw on the toilet while I shit

>>9817953
>Pearl killed PD
Just kill yourself idiot.

>>9817995
пacиб

>>9814894
Kek.
Waiting for someone to actually try using a fake ID

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>>9817272

Anybody watching the demon dayz festival

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If anyone wants a VHS kind of video or picture let me know and I will make it for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL1T7_za0mA

>>9817895
I have a AU im brainstorming about a post-apocalypse world where the gems are humans looking after Steven.
It's just fun to imagine the gems in ragged clothing and well human with guns and shit.

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>>9818057

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>>9817973

>>9817785
What the fuck is this pic
I don't even understand this one
Someone with a brain, help

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>>9817099
more? what was the earlier thing(s)?

>>9817936
>you will never cum on ashley burch's face

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>>9818127

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I got two deliveries for my requests heres the other one

>>9818193
sounds like somebody flunked their temporal mechanics class

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>>9818299
heres the first one

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>>9818276

>>9818299
>>9818342
Urinal why my piss is red?

>>9818368
you're like that detective from deuce bigalow but for piss

>>9817995
On a scale of one to dead what happened to Tag?

>>9818355
cancer

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>>9818154
Not OR
but that's not even close to what he asked.

But i'm fucking kekking anyway.

>>9818299
>>9818342
>ywn be toyed with by a drunk Blue Diamond or be placed between her huge tits for safe keeping

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>>9818355