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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXX
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXX.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
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Mikun
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FYXE
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Elias Ainsworth
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Good Hunter
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kys baron
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Lum!
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>>9800765
Ridley
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>>9800765
Fighter
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please stop bumping off kpop its getting realy annoying you ass fucks
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>>9800765
Nepgear
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>>9800765
Sergeant Feels
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Inkling
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Reigen Arataka
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Joker
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Kim Pine
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Kosaku Kawajiri
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Ranma Saotome
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Ryougi Shiki
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>>9800765
RieL Rayford
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Tyler1
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>>9800765
Sterling Archer
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Booce's Pet
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Ava
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>>9800765
Naoe Yamato
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>>9800765
Draco Centauros
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Squigly
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>>9800765
Kuroyuri
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Number 2
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>>9800765
Yin
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Killer Queen
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Iida Tenya
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>>9800765
Seiga Kaku
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Nah
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Horse ass
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>>9800765
Shota
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>>9800765
Lenny
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Tamatoa
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Escavalier
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>>9800765
Night Dog
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>>9800765
SUPA FOX FIRE
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>>9800765
Cucksilver.
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>>9800765
Oso bimbo
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>>9800765
Sliver Queen
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Hanma Baki
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Compa
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Ushiwakamaru
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>>9800786
Just fuck off already you cock sucker. You keep on coming back to blame us for our shitty threads getting bumped off. Why don't you yell at threads like /tlhg/ or Steven Universe general. Those threads actually don't belong here. So why not go tell them to fuck off.
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Suicidal Italian chef
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>>9800765
Uraraka Ochako
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The Greater German Reich
>I look away for a minute...
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>>9800864
>inb4 swap
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>>9800765
Lana's mother
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At least that one Anon won't complaining about me going right after a good game tonight. :^)
5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
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>>9800942
I accept this challenge.
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>>9800908
I forgot to post my filler and get my dick wet.
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>>9800942
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>>9800942
If you could, please allow him to fight in my place.
>>9800817
>>9800870
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>>9800942
>>9800837
>>9800864
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>>9800942
May the best win!
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>>9800942
On with the hunt!
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>>9800777
>>9800942
I got the lucky seven so you can bet on me to win.
Tonight's the night.
Let's get going!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7sG3l5ryOk
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>>9800996
Danke sehr.
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>>9800942
Let's have some -real- fun!
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>>9800942
I'm ready to slay anything that gets in my way!
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>>9800942
Alright! It's time to really put the pedal to the metal. I'm ready for this!
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>>9801005
Thank you for this opportunity, Escavalier. I'll make it count!
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>>9801050
I'm ready to eat your ass out
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>>9801046
Hey, Ahri? Want to hear a good joke?
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>>9800942
Just remember that at the end of the day we're all friends. So don't hurt each other too much.
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>>9801064
LEWD
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>>9800942
GAO! Let's get a move on!
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>>9800835
>poops a little
>Tama
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>>9801041
Thank you
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>>9801068
Sure Anon, what is it?
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>>9801064
Tricky no das gay. Think about Booce.
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>>9800860
tlhg isnt as rude as hg so this place is worser
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>>9801092
Your life.
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>>9800942
Ready!
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>>9801092
My reason and will to live
HAHAHAHA..HAHahaha..haahha....
>Cries
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>>9801064
...What?
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>>9800942
That>>9801041
wasn't me. Please ignore it.
>>9801090
Sorry about that.
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>>9801105
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Oh... That wasn't very funny Anon.
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>>9801104
>Worser
>meanies on the internet are worse than pedos.
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>>9801115
...God damn it! Stupid thumbnail size images...
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>>9800942
No pain, no gain.
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>>9801064
This nigga knows what's up. I want to munch that cat's spats.
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>>9800996
Hot undead babe out, der ubermensch in.
>>9801005
Accepted. Take a shot every time she's late, by the way. Easy way to got hammered.
>>9801041
Anonswap, denied.
ABSOLUTE SWAP CUT-OFF HERE. Starting ASAP.
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>>9801104
First of all, check your English skills kid. Second, /tlhg/ belongs on /aco/, since it's a thread based on a cartoon. Also, the people on those threads are literal pedophiles. Do you really want to share a board with people who want to rape children?
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>>9801121
>Not swapping in for people that actually RP
Cancer.
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>>9801036
You are quite welcome. Please don't let this tardiness of yours become a habit.
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>>9801157
>Lana's mother
>RP
lol
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>>9801154
>/aco/
>not /co/
???
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>>9801121
Oh. That's okay.
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>>9801185
Don't be a rude bitch.
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>>9801188
Shit, forgot, well thanks for the correction.
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>>9801159
Ich do nicht intend to
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>>9801218
I'm not a rude bitch but that's the truth, your flavor of the month waifu is a silent tribute like Sliver and that's okay
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>>9801111
I-I'm sorry anon... I'd ask if everything is alright But...
>She offers a gentle rub to the anon's back.
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>Lana's mom being the only one not swapped in despite the +1
Feel bad
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>>9801218
stop whiteknighting your waifu
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>>9801200
>Well shit, now don't I feel like an ass.
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>>9801218
I like how you called the guy who only spoke the truth and not the guy who called Silver cancer rude. Pussywhipped faggot
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>>9801230
>pokes tit
Nice.
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>>9801247
You're fine. This anon is right >>9801229 I'm just a filler so enjoy the game.
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Can we start?
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>>9801278
Silent tribute =/= filler
Don't beat yourself down, I didn't mean it that way.
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>>9801291
no
i'm waiting for my pizza to arrive
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>>9801231
Boobs, anon. Boobs.
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>>9801302
don't worry anon i'm already here
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>>9801302
Goddamnit Asgore why the fuck did you wait this long to order a fucking pizza?
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BLOODBATH!
Make me proud, Draco, and I might even play your game.
I'm sorry you had to endure being crushed by a horse ass, but at least there's a happy ending.
If last game had never happened, I'd be questioning Oso's description, but as we all know, he's imbued with the power of Hitler now.
I guarantee you Lenny has an appropriate picture for that situation. he always does.
As long as you don't try to rape him, Yin. That's all I ask.
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>>9801271
Can you please not, Anon?
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>>9801327
I guess you could say shes Horse Ash now
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>>9801327
This is the kind of friendship I like to see.
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>>9801327
Easy easy.
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>>9801327
>Ranma whistles to himself as he gives the pinball machine a good o'll pat.
Well that was easy. I didn't even break a sweat.
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>>9801150
What do you mean with ''easy way to got hammered'' ?
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>>9801296
Well it is true that I have less importance than someone who rps so It's alright, really. I can go get me something to eat or something else. My fault for not paying attention. I took no offense by what you said so you're perfectly fine.
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>>9801340
Carlos
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>>9801339
Okay
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>>9801327
...I don't want to be last place. Aww.
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>>9801359
Ok it's cool then. Have a nice meal. See ya!
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>>9801327
But I'm not weak to electri-
>fucking dies
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>>9801327
>The fighter hopes out of the... strange transportation thingy, her axe on her back and a sword in her hand.
Man, man, man... I can't smell any dragons here. Better just move on then and hope for the best.
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>>9801340
That was mare than a shitty pun
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>>9801327
Told you I wasn't going to slack off tonight!
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>>9801324
That wasn't me, but I did eat pizza during entries. It was good pizza, too. At least, as good as Domino's can be.
DAY 1!
What? Wouldn't you want to see what Nazi Germany is capable of in this situation? I certainly did.
You're a sick, twisted bastard, RieL. I like you.
I am so disappointed in you right now. You know who you are.
Inasmuch as I hate Reigen, I gotta admit, I wish I was in his place right there.
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>>9801327
>dead in BB
>wanted to RP
guess i'll die
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>rubs nipplea with a log of LF's warm acrid shit
MmmmmmOOOOH
>I grab the base of my dick with the other hand and behind rubbing my cock to the thought of being able to play with LF's poopies without having to steal them from his toilet
>soon I am unable to keep up with the pleasure and my eyes roll back in my head as I nearly pass out from the shockwave of pleasure caused by my orgasm
I HATE MY DICK
>I quickly grab from the scissors I keep by my bed and begin mutilating my genitals mercilessly as if they had just insulted my precious LF and then when I'm done there's nothing left but a bloody hole
I hope LF-chan likes my new vagina~!
>I rub LF's sticky shit all over the skin around my new vagina
>Everywhere I've rubbed his chunky chocolate it begins to itch and zits start to appear
>I scratch them relentlessly and they burst into new orfaces leaking with shit and pus
I need more dicks!
>I take my severed cock and stuff it into the new holes
>I take everyone's cocks and beg them to shove them into my new cluster of pussies
>I rub more LF shit all over my body so I have more pus pussies to put things inside and feel good
T-theres no more room...
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>>9801421
>KK
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Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.
What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh.
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I only hate four people here. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc. etc., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often.
I've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that. I'm done bringing up the past. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that."
Don't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything.
Shitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words.
I'm not mad, I'm far from it. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game. Hosts don't have to host. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit.
Will I ever leave this place? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,
I
have
made
mistakes.
I'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst.
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>>9801410
2006 huh? Do they talk about the release of MOTHER 3 in it?
Oooh...
>She throws the whole thing away.
Maybe I can sell that on ebay or something
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>Come on just in time to be late
epic
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>>9801327
Let's see you beat this, chumps!
>Compa manages to make her look like a fool, and even overwrites Ahri's name on the pinball machine.
...O..oh...
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>>9801385
I was actually lying because I have nothing to eat or do
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That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
ALL I SEE HERE ARE CANCEROUS RETARDS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW THEY'RE TOXIC IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS
THE ONE TIME WE GET A NEWFAG AIKAWA INSTANTLY INJECTS HIM WITH HIS INCURABLE FORM OF AUTISM. GO THE FUCK BACK TO ERP OR FTT OR GET DOC FUCKING BROWN TO SEND ALL LEWDPOSTERS BACK TO /B/ WHERE THEY BELONG. THERE'S NOT EVEN 10 DECENT RPERS LEFT AND EVEN LESS GOOD HOSTS
HALF THE COMMUNITY COULDN'T WRITE A GOOD RESPONSE IF THEY HAD A FUCKING REVOLVER TO THEIR HEAD OR ARE /CO/NCER WITH THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR UPPER FUCKING INTESTINE, OR A COMBINATION OF BOTH
I SWEAR TO BABY JESUS IN THE STRAW AND THE MANGER IN THE STABLE ABOVE I WILL END MY FUCKING LIFE AND I WILL MISS NOT ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES
NOT
ONE
ALL OLDFAGS ARE TRYING TO CASH IN ON THEIR SUPER COOL HG CRED BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR CYANIDE PILL
ALL MIDFAGS COMPLETELY KILL THE POINT OF HG AND BEG FOR RISK 24/7 AND SUCK EACH OTHER OFF OOC ABOUT VIDYA
AND ALL NEWFAGS ARE TOO STUPID TO REPLY TO SLIDES OR EVEN WRITE ANYTHING MORE THAN A KISSU FOR RP
FUCK IT
FUCK IT ALL
FUCK YOU
FUUUUUUUUCK
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haahah thisi s what you get for kpop
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>>9801462
Don't be sad anon, you're in just in time so see Jude/Yosugay spamming their pastas
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>>9801462
Join Lana's mom then
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>>9801410
>Getting an HG: The Gathering booster pack, the Fighter stares at it.
...The heck even is this? Hmm... I know I made a truce and all, but this looks really weird.
>The Fighter places the pack on the ground, walking onward.
Huh, the smell of Dragon is gone. Guess someone or something killed it.
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That's not funny. Do you know how much shit we get every day for the mere fact that we like a show that contains children? Do you know how fucking annoying it is to be called a pedo constantly because of a set of repeating fucking numbers? Have you any idea how hurtful it is to have your sexuality used as an insult, knowing that people find your very existence reprehensible? Because you should, given that you´re a fucking faggot with no sense of empathy. Just fuck off. what do you hope to accomplish with this? To make me angry? Because you're not. You're just being a dick for no reason than to have a little laugh, a laugh at the expense of the most marginalized group in the world currently. It's because of cunts like you that people think me a monster whenever I speak out about my desires. People like you are the reason I get restraining orders just for talking to children that I don´t even have sexual interests in. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. Fuck off.
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>>9801410
AAAAAAAAAAAH o-oh....I'm just as surprised as you are...
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Rule. No hangout threads huh?
And what good was that going to do anon? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again?
Having no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does.
And you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am.
Every recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot. That's the whole point. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone.
This place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself.
Fuck you
Fuck your enforcement
Fuck your "Going to shit meme"
Fuck your shitty grammar
Fuck your shitty rules
Fuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do
Fuck your hairless underage cock balls
Fuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born
And Fuck your mother.
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>>9801464
Do you like horror movies?
You can watch short films on youtube if you want:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrlQNlvA8W4
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YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.
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That's too bad, because I'm letting you sit at the kids' table with the rest of your buddies - not that you have any, but that's not the point I'm trying to make here. You really got a blessing disguised as a curse here, as I'm fine with sitting on the sidelines and watching the fetuses here fight with each other and batter each other over pointless problems, whether it be some shitter trying to stir things up or drama that happened over 2 years ago. You'll fit in with the rest of these degenerates, wasting your life away on the computer. Under that mask of the funny-man persona, you honestly think your life has some sort of meaning, despite the fact that you've got zero (0) friends and can only ask "what's happening" on 4chan all day. Get the fuck outta here and stay in the playpen, I'll make sure you don't fall over and hurt yourself.
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>>9801410
Hier komes zhe storm!
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I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
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>>9801358
Uhh...you'll learn when you're older.
NIGHT 1!
He's got no style, he's got no grace. THAT idiot, just fell on his face.
That's karma for taking out one of kys baron's eyes earlier.
Probably just tied her ears with her hair. In which case, ow.
You're braver than I will ever be forriding with those two, Fyxe.
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>>9801505
I like sci-fi/monster movies
Slashers and jump scares aren't my cup of joe
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That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
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You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.
I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.
Kill yourself
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>>9801530
Kause a Hindenburg and ich vill be pissed
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>>9801530
AAAAAND THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR FUCKING 'CONSOLE WARS'. What were we talking about?
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>>9801534
I don't like jumpscares or gore either, short horror movies on youtube are usually more "atmospheric" than anything
Try this one out at least if you can, it's shorter than 3min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNbJE0y29_c
It was so good it got a proper remake on the big screen
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This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.
I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done.
Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.
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>>9801530
>Ahri stands up, wiping the sweat from her forehead.
This hoe is hard work.
>Canned laughter
I mean.. It's hard to use... But hey, we'll get some nice yield if we can sew some seeds in my field.
>More canned laughter
...Where is that coming from?
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>>9801534
You should watch Jurassic Park. Again, if necessary
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You know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'm done with these shitty fucking threads. I just wanted to have fun with an event tonight and move past the ebin kicks leg meme but no, I make one goddamn post and I get shitposted to hell because of it and now everybody on the entire FUCKING planet is victim blaming me, saying "oh it's your fault people are taking advantage of you" or "haha umadbro?" Fuck this. I quit. Forever
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>>9801530
>The Fighter only ignores the dog creature's insults, focusing on more important matters.
("Man, I am hungry... the lack of food in this environment might be the end of me.")
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One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends
Whenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork.
She dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"
She looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap
She took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans.
to this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw this thread
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>>9801557
Gore doesn't phase me but there is such a thing as needless gore or over excessiveness
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>>9801530
Why do you have against Reigen?
Ok maybe he shows off a bit too much but he's a cool guy really.
Wow, it's really stormy tonight, don't you think?
>>9801553
Hmm... Yeah ah ah don't worry! I saw the movie "Up" so I think it will work smoothly!...
I hop-AAAHA
>The shitposting storm pierces the balloon and they crash down
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I see I've caused someone's autism to flare up. Guess it's that anonswap guy. Eh.
DAY 2!
I'd knock some other jugs of hers around. :^)
If I was more well-versed in Jap crap I could make a joke regarding their actual careers versus the results, but I'm not, so that sucks.
"And this is back when I was just Bavaria!"
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>>9801614
Kys furfag.
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>>9801591
I suppose you need to focus on something else since your hair is a lost cause.
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>>9801339
>ERPs with
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>>9801581
I'm more in an Alien mood than JP mood right now
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Ika-ko's hand hooked onto them, tugging them down as well. She let out a tiny 'eep' as his erection came into view. "You're...pretty big," she commented, glancing up at him. Her long 'pigtails' moved now, one wrapping around his waist in a sort of hug, her other tentacle moving towards his erection. "May I...?" She asked.
"Go right ahead," Zeke replied. She shifted again, this time moving down. Infront of him, on her knees, looking up at him as she wraps her long, soft tentacle around his cock. He smiled fully and started breathing faster.
Her tongue slid out, long and narrow, slowly dragging along the head of his length, her 'pigtail' slowly stroking him. "Y-you like that?" Zeke asked jokingly, breathing heavier and blushing redder.
"Y-yeah," she admitted. "You...taste good." Her tongue dragged along him again, tentacle still dragging up and down his length, ever-so slowly. Her licking continued as her tentacle unwinded from him slightly, mouth opening to take his cock in. Her lips curl lightly around her pointed fangs, making sure not to cut. She switched between slowly bobbing about half-way down and pulling off to slowly lick him.
"Oh, yeah..." Zeke moaned. "You're good at this." She continued her slow bobbing and licking, enjoying herself. "Thanks, Zeke," she answered inbetween licking and bobbing. She really was quite good at this, slowly teasing him.
Zeke grunted. "Oh, yeah. I think I'm gonna...oh, Ika-ko!" Semen leaked from his cock and into Ika-ko's mouth. She swallowed it, pulling off him and using a hand to stroke him now, just to make sure he was empty. Zeke let her do so, and squirted out a few little last drops. "Oh man. Where'd you learn to do that kind of stuff?"
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>>9801622
I don't know what I was expecting from an aptitude test created in the arena.....
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>>9801638
Sigourney Weaver was pretty hot when she was younger.
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>>9801622
I really don't care what we watch just as long as we put all this popcorn to use!
>Ahri motions to the comically large bowl full of popcorn.
>Canned Laughter once again
...Why?
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>>9801622
You are not the boss of me, fox!
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I HAD ENOUGH HG
I GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES
YOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY GAMES AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
I TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FOR HOSTING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE
BUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS
BUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT.
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STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.
EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.
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>>9801622
And zhis pikture is vhen I started fighting die Soviets. Fucking kommunist juden untermensch slavshit...
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>>9801622
Fox lady I must ask you to stop this foolishness at once. It's quite annoying.
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This is my wallpaper, there are many like these but this one is mine, for whatever that's worth.
I'm not good at any of this emotional shit but with the state of this community and my real life occupying the majority of my time I face zero to no games when I'm here. The ones that I do end up catching... well, we all know the issue in that the traffic is minimal or you end up being bored after a few slides and find yourself staring at a screen thingken about genuine rp. It doesn't really help that well, more and more of the people I care for leave and alienate themselves from here soooooo...
Not really a lot to say, maybe I'll be around more when the people I care for are around more than once a blue moon and my life's less of reading a multitude of studybooks. But we all know that the chances of that happening in a short-term period are a tad bit farfetched.
So yeah basically, that's it. Goodbye and all that jazz, for those that I care about, peace and I hope you enjoy whatever you do here while you stick around, because it's hard for me to do so. For those I don't care about, you should know who you are, peace. Time to get on my giddy up horsey and get out of here.
Oh and Yosgay, Hikki and Cuckima wanted a callout so a callout to them. Make sure to give them a lot of (You)s when they come around so their attention deficit is getting it's daily fix. Thanks.
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I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area. The mountain would be named Mt.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident. I'm also a lesbian.
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>>9801622
I gotta admit... it's pretty funny ah ah!
...
Okay okay I'll stop. Just one more time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RTF4OPzf8
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NIGHT 2!
You have no idea what you have just done, Elias. May God have mercy on your soul, for she will have none.
Quick, give me a clever German way of saying "to fuck."
Awesome! She can now...fight better, I suppose. Well, that was kind of a waste.
There is room for only one fox here.
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>>9801692
>>9801699
>pokes again
By the way, I'm a dog like you.
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>It's an honest mistake that people do all the time with posts immediately next to each other. And, as a matter of fact, I did correct it.
>Oh, look, it's the thing that's exactly what I expected you to say. You didn't even bother suggesting anything to rectify any of my supposed 'blandness'. My passive-aggressiveness is simply a matter of being poor at wording issues without sounding like a dick.
>And your next line for your 'advice' is "kys". If you're not going to be even slightly constructive, shut up and fuck off. I have a standard filename system for almost all of my avas with the exception of Breakdown, it's easy enough to filter me. In fact, considering the sheer intensity of how greatly every single insignificant post of mine triggers you, it'd be a worthwhile investment to do that. Hell, I'd post the filenames just to help you out.
>Even if I can't provide financially I still help out however I can in the house anyways, and aside from sitting at this computer, I barely take up any resources whatsoever. I'm sorry for lashing out like this, but I'm even sorrier that other people have to listen to me sperging out like this. I try and be respectful and submissive but I'm in a really irritable mood today.
>Now can you please filter me and move on with your spiteful, hate-filled life? Because I'm not leaving, and I'm not continuing this discussion further unless it's you asking me for my filenames.
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>>9801708
*ahem*
Für scientific purposes of kourse. Medikal experiments...
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You want me to add something? I'll fucking add something. I joined a month ago. I didn't join because I thought this was a shithole I had to fix, or anything. I like it like it is. There's a nice cycle, I can be on in the morning where it's calm, or later, when it's active. I like the games, the games are nice. I'm going to keep working on my own games, but for the time being, I've toned it a bit down on the priority list. I'm not some pacifist, or anything, but people need to realize, you're not changing ANYONES mind with half an hour of text chatting on the internet. And you CERTAINLY are not changing and entire community. There's like, a hundred people here. More, probably. We all have opinions, doesn't fucking matter to me. It goes as it goes. And with 100 scattered opinions, it doesn't change in a fucking day. It. Will. Work. Out. The community might shatter someday, so be it, we'll stay in contact with those we want to, a new community will spring up, it's all good. We're not changing this one. It's not fucking happening. If the community changes, it'll happen slowly, steadily, on it's own. There's no fucking reason to complain. If you don't like how things are run, run it like you want to, but don't expect others to. If you're tired of giving, don't, leave, begone. Make your own community. I'm here to have fun, make a few buddies, enjoy the games, and mostly, enjoy the RP. I'm not expecting ANYTHING, neither should you. No one owes you jack shit, if you want to give, give. If you want to give because you'll get something in return, FUCK OFF.
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>>9801708
I don't know who I'm pissing off more by drawing mustaches on all of these but I'm having fun.
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>Its another Jude spams hg with copy pasta in hopes of staying relevant
Good job you faggot, this makes me want to forget you even more.
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>Kiritsugu watches the slaughter from a great distance. The crimson of the blood pouring out of her scalp makes him raise his lip for a brief second. He opens his carton of cigarettes, stuffs the cigarette between his lips while grabbing his metal lighter from the pocket of his suit. He flicks and lights the metal lighter in one go, his hand wrapping around the heat of the flame as the flame nears the cigarette. A soft burning sound is heard, slowly pouring against Kiritsugu's eardrums, closing his eyes and sighing at yet another display he'd rather not face. With the cigarette lit and his mind in position, Kiritsugu's now ready to finish the job, uncasing the Walther WA-2000 he had stashed in the briefcase he was carrying around. The briefcase made a slick sound upon opening, echoing throughout the ruins in which the man now stood. A magazine of six (6) bullets was all that he had, but he didn't need more than just two to finish this job. Clicking in the magazine and loading the rifle, he inhales once more, the smoke covering both his lungs and his eyesight. A calm and soft voice whispering just a few words.
Yet again, children who don't know what they're doing or what they're facing. There's but one solution...
>Kiritsugu bend his knee, leaning down as he looks through the scope of his Walther WA-2000, the cold floor depicting the cold-blooded murder he had just witnessed. He made sure the stock of the WA-2000 was stuck against his shoulder, forming a tight grip as his hand wrapped around the handle. He presses his right index finger against the trigger, looking through the scope, targeting the young girl's head. A loud bang was echoing throughout the arena and the ruins, waking up sleeping birds and other animals that had been gathering in the place that was once a place of solace, being nothing more than a place for sheer serenity.
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>Kiritsugu peeks out of his scope's vision, noticing it was a clean kill. Squinting his eyes he noticed it was a single shot that penetrated the girl's scalp via her retina, through the frontal lobe. The hole gaping at the back of her skull, a fountain of red appearing as his cigarette was halfway through its length, a dim light being all that was noticeable coming from the emotionless man’s grimace. He awaited for a brief second, pulling his hand away from the weapon he had just fired. He moves his hand towards his cigarette, throwing it to the floor as he prepared for the final shot. He lowers his head, lowering his head once more, putting his retina on the same height as the scope. His finger itching as he put his hand in place to pull the trigger once more. The masked man was now in his sight and on his mind. A single click of the metal was all that was heard in the arena as Kiritsugu confirmed his second kill. Looking away from his scope, he noticed that it was yet again a clean kill, executed the exact same way as the small girl was left in the cold. Kiritsugu picks up his Walther Wa-2000 and walks away from the ruins, the briefcase being all that was left, leaving a memoire of what happened behind in what was once a happy place.
…death
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>>9801708
>The sight of her being bald shocks her so much, she becomes mute like one of those RPG protagonists
.....................................................!!!!
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>>9801622
'Talented Actor'? Shouldn't it be fighting and slaying?
>The Rushe merely scratches her left cheek as she stares at the paper.
...Oh well.
>>9801632
I don't get that? How could my hair be a lost cause...? It's only hair.
>>9801708
>With newly acquired experience from her daily training, the Fighter has obtained the skill known as... Genocide Task.
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>>9801708
Mr doggy needs a bath...Now where do I find a bathtub here?
>Compa notices the water hose laying around. She fails to notice the pressure values and just opens the valve and aims at the poor doggo and an innocent bystander.
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You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
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>>9801654
Anon no she is pure besides that one incident in Alien 3
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Whenever I wake up and feel to pretend to be a cute big breasted anime girl. I get all giddy like a schoolgirl when I turn my PC on and travel to this website. Untill I see that Soviet is here.
Remember that feeling? Of being your favourite toy being ripped apart? Falling face first into a pile of shattered glass? Seeing pinapple on an otherwise perfectly good looking pizza?
That's how it feels to me upon seeing Soviet active here. Not one thing, not even his self-inflicted pity, not even his thirst, not even him butting him into conversations without a reason. Nothing whatever comes out of his autistic sewage mouth can be considered funny. Hell even the Germans are funnier than him.
The only time I allow myself to laugh at his shit is when he finally fucks off, together with Aussa and Kamina, the Mickey Mouse Social Club of the ''My First Circlejerk'' pre-school.
If you could choose between having a three hour long RP session with Soviet or castrating yourself, balls and shaft, with a rusty steak knife.
I'd pick the knife. And I'd hang myself afterwards just incase Soviet hands to hand me an AK-47, 20 attack helicopters, a box of grenades, a Roman shield and sword to assit me with the former.
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>>9801708
C'mon I'm a rock type. Water sucks.
>>9801711
Oh, I apologize...wait, since when do dogs have breast?
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>>9647830
>>9647797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZu8xj3lvs
>Kindred Hunter uses [Item from MH I don't know about]
>The party's Defense increased.
>Roto attacks
>-500HP
>Skeleton A is defeated
>Skeleton B attacks Roto
>-0HP thanks to the defense Bonus
Sugoi!! You're awesome Roto-chan! Thank you for the shield! Alright! My turn now!
> FIGHT | [**MAGIC**] | ITEM | ESCAPE
> FOX FIRE 2 MP
> FOX BIND 4 MP
> [**FOX FIRE RANDOM BARRAGE 10 MP**]
> KEMONO TORNADO ULTIMATE LIMIT BREAK 100 MP
>Rena used Fox fire random barrage
>Skeleton B is hit!
>-120HP
>Skeleton B is defeated
>Skeleton C is hit!
>-113HP
>Skeleton C is defeated
>Gained 500EXP
>Gained: A broken bone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG_U_z-dg_c
Hey hey, that was pretty cool what you guys just did... Hey now, what did you find Roto-chan, do you think it's impor-
>The ground is shaking
>REMNANT OF ZOMA APPEARED
>How long as it been since he has been banished into these God forsaken lands? Time flows differently here and it may have been thousands of years since Roto defeated him. He's unrecognizable now, just a black ghost floating above
"Roto... I was waiting for you....
"Here lies the souls of the foolish being who dared to enter this realm... A
Forever trapped, dreams and hopes are fading away, forced to fight for eternity in the arena.
Who can escape this purgatory?... Everytime they fight, the blood they spill... all used to worship the Hunger God, the one who pulls the strings of Fate: BRANTSTEELE.
And once I'll have gathered enough souls, I, ZOMA shall fuse with him and rule over the multiverse."
>What will you do
>FIGHT / ITEM / MAGIC / RUN / TALK
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That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.
Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.
I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.
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>>9801809
I don't know... Since when pokemon do talk?
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DAY 3!
That is one fucked-up family tree.
Do it, Oso. I know you have the power.
What? What do you mean you don't have a topic? It's...uhh...t-technical difficulties, please stand by. Talk about anything.
I have not sold a single box of that cereal, yet.
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>Her eyes widen as the dagger enters into her body, and in a matter of seconds, she realizes the consequences of her actions. Her whole life flashes before her eyes - from the day she was created, meeting her friends, her family, and most striking of all memories, she remembered the time she met both the girl she loved, and the girl she hated for ending it all. It was a bittersweet moment, and at the very least she would be going out in a blaze of glory. Her eyes looked directly into Rika's own reddish-brown set, and was glad to have shared her final eye contact with such a confusing girl who had flipped her emotions upside down, and brought her into a world she hadn't known before. She stumbled back after the knife came out of her shoulder. Blood was pouring everywhere, and it was just like the horror films she had stayed up so late at night watching with her best buddies. Yuudachi thought it disappointing that she was never able to experience this with the cutie who had changed her life so dramatically, but it was too late for regrets. She fell onto the ground, well aware of the fact that her time had come. How awful it was for it to have been so early in what would have been such a long and prosperous life! But Yuudachi felt it was all worth it - she had reached her peak, and was now going through the sharp fall all the way back down. Yuudachi closed her eyes, took a few more breaths, then said what she felt was a fitting final conclusion to her life - everything was leading up to this point, and she finally sputtered out:
o shit lmao
>This was her last act, her last great moment in life. The sudden rise and fall of a girl who had done so much and so little at the same time. In her final thoughts, she began to have doubts about what she had surmised earlier. Was it really all worth it? Is love at first sight real? 'I don't know' was the answer, and it was the one resolution that ended her, as she faded from consciousness and onto the afterlife...
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>>9801784
Yes, pure.
PURE SEX!!!
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>>9801809
That is a excellent question
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>>9801708
>Ahri, clearly sleep deprived from all that popcorn, believes she can fly due to whatever movie they watched.
>She dies horribly instead.
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>>9801836
Well you know, Hitler had a female dog pet and he Looooved her. So it doesn't really surprise me.
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LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED
LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA
inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>9801832
The thumbnail looked like futa fyxxe.
I almost nut buckets.
>>
>*raises paw*
uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!
>*farts*
..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD
POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!!
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>>9801832
Touché pussy dog.
>>
>>9801836
>>9801858
Ze rate ze ideology spreads ist fascinating. Imagine ze same number of national socialists as ze furry subhuman.
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>>9801836
I'm here for the free food. Carry on you guys.
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I'm a hardcore fan with Kingdom Hearts, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in TWTNW where I would often train with Xaldin in the Hall of Empty Melodies and help Vexen with the Replica Program, but one day as I was talking to Larxene, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with the Superior and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Organization, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Xemnas said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
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POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD
POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*
uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!
>*farts*
..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP
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Wow.
Impressive.
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>>9801777
Checked
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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>>9801851
The dog is pure and not for lewd!
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So who's the wise guy that shitposted under my avatar about shittalking Kuga even though we're on good terms and have always been on good terms?
I'm not angry or anything, I just don't want to lose any of your guys' trust. I've been asleep this entire time and when I woke up I saw that I had a Steam message about Kuga asking if that was me shitposting.
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>>9801836
>The Fighter's ears began to twitch a bit, as she swings her sword vertically several times.
...Someone is talking about me, huh.
>She stop swinging her blade, placing her rear straight on the ground.
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I wonder who's behind that spam.
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Tricky what happened?
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NIGHT 3!
I know a lot of people would like to enter her back door. :^)
Tyler is not going to be happy about this. he already looks miserably.
I feel like it may be slightly egotistical to listen to your boyfriend's own music.
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>>9801914
As impressive as the cavs?
>>
*Alma Elma blasts in through the hole in the roof she created earlier, with a captive Yosuke in tow*
Well then, shall we Yosuke?
*She tosses him on the ground, and begins to remove her clothes slowly*
*Hits the ground, causing a mild concussion*
Y-You won't break me, damn yo-
*Notices you removing your clothes*
Shit! I'm not going to let you!
*Tried to run away*
*Alma Elma's tail wraps around Yosuke's legs, dragging him slowly back towards her*
*Yosuke is Bound*
Don't bother running, you're going to need all the stamina you can muster for this next partc
*Alma Elma is now standing in nothing but her panties*
I'm warning youc D-don't do this!
*Notices your breasts*
Those lookc Softc
>Guess I need some relatively lewd images nowc
Good eye there Yosuke. Do you want me to massage your cock with them?
*Alma Elma kicks her panties aside, exposing her moist pussy and hard clit. A light tuft of purple pubic hair decorates the area.*
Hehehehe. C'mon Yosuke. Pick your poison.
I'm not picking anythingc
*Shuts eyes*
Justc Get this over withc So I can work on my apologyc
You won't have any breath left to deliver it.
*Alma Elma flie up to Yosuke, and hungrily stuffs her tongue into his mouth. Her tail coils around, and after unzipping Yosuke's pants with one hand efficiently, hovers above his tip.*
Ready to experience please like you've never felt before?
*Yosuke begins to make out with Alma frantically. He doesn't answer the question, preoccupied as he is*
((I knew you wanted it))
*Alma Elma's tail descends rapidly, engulfing Yosuke's penis. A warm, sticky sensation overtakes Yosuke, as the walls of the tail begins to pulse gently. The combination of stimuli is very pleasant.*
*Yosuke moans from the added pleasure, breaking contact with Alma's lips long enough to look at her with hunger. He then pushes her down, proceeding to play with her breasts*
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>>9801941
Give you a hint: extra salt
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>>9801876
>smug wink
>>9801884
Come on now, do you have to be that mean?... I can't help being myself...
Maybe if you started wearing german sheperg masks more people would join... that and being nicer.
Oh come on now... Mixing up ideologies and people again?
>>
There we go, now you're getting it!
*Alma's tail begins to twist back and forth, and move up and down, jerking Yosuke's dick off. A sticky fluid begins leaking from the walls of the tail, coating his shaft and dripping onto his pants. A slight vacuum like sucking can be felt from within the deepest part of the tail.*
Go on Yosuke. Tell me you don't want it anymore. Tell me to stop.
*Gradually, Yosuke begins to thrust back, panting.*
D-Don't evencthink about it, damn youc
*The suction has now become very noticable, further pushing Yosuke's dick deeper into Alma Elma's tail. The liquid has now completely coated his shaft, and it warming up gradually, melting Yosuke in the pleasure. An orgasm is approaching rapidly*
Oh, getting into it are we? What about your precious girlfriend?
D-Don't mention her, y-you bitchc
*He clenches his fists at his sides, nearly ready to give in*
Oh don't worry, it'll be our little secretc that is, unless you want to bring her to me too. She can experience this pleasure too
*Alma Elma now goes all out, vicious jerking Yosukes dick up and down in a piston motion with her tail. The hot sensation of torturous pleasure is too much to bear, as Yosuke feels himself ready to buckle.*
*Unable to hold himself up any longer, he collapses up top of you, drooling pathetically*
Thiscis j-just once, okayc?
Keep telling yourself that Yosuke. You can come back anytime. I don't mind.
*The last of his resistance leaving, Yosuke ejaculates into the tail, only to have it hungrily devoured by the organic vacuum force. Every last possible drop of semen is extracted, leaving Yosuke's mind blank with rapture.*
Had enough Yosuke?
Muhc Are youc Satisfied now?!
*Yosuke looks upset*
Hmmmc
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmmc Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.
W-Waitc
*He shakes with self hatred*
>>
Asgore, who the fuck did you piss off to cause this? Was it Jude, LF, or an unholy mix of both? Because some of these I've never even seen.
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Hmmmc
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmmc Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.
W-Waitc
*He shakes with self hatred*
Let'sc Finishc
Then how about I make you dirtier, slut?!
*Pulls out from Alma's ass, placing it instead in her vagina*
I hope you keep yourself clean~
Oh, you're a mean one.
*Yosuke puts his cock into her gushing vagina, only to find that it is even tigher than her ass. It squeezes like a vice, trapping his cock deep inside. Nevertheless, Alma Elma continues thrusting away.*
My dear Sophisto took my Five Step Vagina Hell technique to earn his blade. Can you do the same?
Step One: Maximum Tightness - Achieved.
I'll do itc (It's not like I can sink any lowerc Might as well enjoy it while I canc)
*Increases pace*
You'll have to do better than that!
That was only step one. STEP TWO!
*A torrent of fluid assaults Yosuke's dick, as Alma Elma's vagina begins to flood with sex juices. Its like being caught in a lewd tidal wave. It coats his cock with viscous warmth, making it increasingly difficult to hold himself back from orgasm.*
Step Two: Vaginal Flooding - Achieved
Mmmc That's pretty good, but you know, healing spells can help with lust!
DIORAMA!
*Smirks*
Bring it on, babe.
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>>9801964
Pringles?
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>>9801944
Who changed my background to this junk? Porn backgrounds are so uncouth.
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>>9801944
Hey guys what are you doing? I hope I'm not bothering you, I ringed the bell but nobody opened the door.
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>>9801988
What? No. Pringles are awesome.
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>>9801944
Hey....hey, Shigechi had a really 'explosive' personality didn't he~
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HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS NINTH DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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>>9801956
It's pretty close.
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>>9801941
Take your pick!
>>9801984
I dunno. That's what makes it more fun.
DAY 4!
Tyler's a broken man after what happened yesterday.
Only Reigen would be destructive and stupid enough to take down THAT tribute.
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It was a day like any other. Anthony Fantano, the Internet’s busiest music nerd, was hard at work listening to music that he was to review. It was sunny, and slightly humid, so he had left his shirt off for the day. His girlfriend was dealing with an emergency at work.
But all of a sudden, Anthony heard a knock at his door. His muscles rippled as he got up from his desk chair. He slowly walked to the door… He saw a dark silhouette through the window.
“I wonder who that could be…?” Anthony wondered.
He slowly opened the door. And, to his great surprise, his biggest idol was standing before him… MC Ride. Or as his friends call him, Stefan. MC Ride peeked in the doorway, and said,
“H-hey… um I don’t know if you know me… b-but I’m in a band and our van broke down about a half mile back… I w-was hoping you had some tools laying around…”
Now, although Anthony had always loved Death Grips and their music, he tried to play it cool. After all, he kind of had a crush on Stefan ever since he heard his voice on Beware. Luckily, Anthony had a big shed in his back yard full of his dad’s old mechanic tools.
Anthony smiled, and replied, “Sure… I recognize you. What band again? Deaf grapes or something?”
“N-no… Death Grips…” answered MC Ride.
Anthony laughed. “ha-ha, that’s right! just come on in! I could definitely give you a tool to use…”
He led MC Ride to his back yard. On the way, He could feel Ride’s gaze on him. He wondered if he liked what he saw. He opened the door to the shed, and Ride quickly shuffled in to grab what he needed.
“He’s even cuter in real life…” Thought Anthony.
On the way back, Anthony hastily offered Ride a beer.
“Hey man, want to have a beer? You seem like a cool dude.”
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“Well… Zach and Andy are waiting for me… but I guess a quick beer wouldn’t hurt I guess.” Mumbled Ride.
At first, they sat awkwardly in Fantano’s living room. But then they started talking about Death Grips and other music. They were soon off on a riveting conversation.
After a while, Anthony said; “hey… I haven’t really been honest with you Stefan… Can I call you that? To tell the truth, I know a lot about Death Grips. I’m pretty much your biggest fan.”
“Ha-ha… Yes I know… and I have to confess something too. I watch almost all of your video reviews. Y-you could say that I’m your biggest fan.”
Anthony then did something very risky. He laid his hand on Stefan’s leg, right above the knee. Their eyes met, and the next thing Anthony knew, their lips were locked and they were lying on the couch together.
“Can Andy and Zach wait?” asked Anthony.
Ride’s response was to continue kissing him. They made out like this for a few minutes, and then Ride started slowly moving down to Anthony’s private area, kissing his beautiful chest on the way down.
“Please” whispered Anthony.
MC Ride slowly unbuttoned Anthony’s black shorts. Anthony’s rock hard penis sprang up, and MC Ride started sucking it off. It was the best blowjob of Anthony’s life. Far better than any blowjob his girlfriend had ever given him. The way Stefan’s tongue moved… it was amazing.
“Ohhhh Stefan… I think I want you to do the nasty in my taxi!” yelled Anthony.
“I AM THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP” replied MC Ride as he took Anthony’s cock out of his mouth.
Anthony bent over on the couch, and got on his knees. Ride undid his all-black jeans, and revealed his lengthy penis. He started to put his throbbing penis into Anthony’s butt, when all of a sudden,
“IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YUUHHHH!!!!!”
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>>9801944
D-Don't enter this house, dog, fox, human aberrati-
>>9802000
Never mind... looks like the plan just failed
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Soon every knee will bow and every tongue will confess "Jesus" is King, that includes every person who were nonbelievers before the tribulation... My beliefs are going to be reality to you and every atheist in the world when they see the Savior they don't believe in, flying through the sky when the Sun turns black as sack cloth of hair are you going to tell "Jesus" to back off??? I'm only telling you what is about to happen in the near future, are you really going to still be in denial after you witness his return with your very own eyes??? You are the one who should take heed Mr. Atheist read Matthew 12:31 and so I tell you any sin or slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven... I'm not going to Hell I'm one of "My Messiah's Angels" I have the Blood Of Christ running through my veins the rarest blood in the world, you will see me flying next to our "Lord" and "Savior" in the sky one of his 144,000 prophesied in Revelation, you should read it do you know what happens to all you who denied him actually the joke is on you atheists!!! I'm not trying to convert you since you are a blasphemous atheist you chose your side, you are doomed we are not equal you are beneath me in "God's Eyes" you are nothing like me...
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE YOU MEMELOVING PIECE OF GARBAGE HOLY SHIT WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED YOURSELF YET
IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH SHITPOSTING ON THE INTERNET AGAINST A BUNCH OF ANIME AVATARFAGGOTS WHO "ROLEPLAY" TO SIMULATED ONLINE "GAMES"?
HEADS UP BUDDY, SHITPOSTING AIN'T GONNA DO A DAMN THING. IT'S LITERALLY THE EQUIVALENT TO YELLING AT THE CHILDREN WHO LOVE GOING TO SCARY MOVIES AND THEN SAY THAT HORROR IS SUBJECTIVE AND THAT YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM.
WELL IT BEING SUBJECTIVE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT SHIT STORYTELLING, AND US YELLING ABOUT IT AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT.
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS LEAVE THIS RETCHED PLACE BY CHUGGING GASOLINE AND HOPE EVERYONE EVENTUALLY DOES THE SAME THING. MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO, AM I RIGHT?
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>>9801944
>With some blood seeping out through an old wound on the Fighter's back, she stands up tall, completely unfazed by it.
Don't worry about it... i'll just walk it off. The blood ain't too bad.
>Undoing her clothing a bit, revealing her stomach and bandaged arm, the Rushe walks off into the distance.
>>9802033
...I don't get it at all.
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>>9802033
Ok, ok check this one out guys.
How do you call a fox choking to death?
An as-Fyxe-iation!
...
Come on it's funny...
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>>9802033
Now this is quite a show.
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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy wink nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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Junko's a male irl
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>>9802033
You are mean, Mister. I don't like mean people. If Iffy was here, you'd be in biiiiiig trouble, mister
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AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO. le kek so kek dae le thanks lori? xD ftw le really really like this image xP why cant scruffy marry le 12 year old xDxDxD tfw no gf :P DAE LITERALLY WHO? I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIST jam of a lifetime haha nice mememusic pleb i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men dont listen to le dadrock xD fuck reddit!!!!! dae vaporwave lel epic!!!!!! ;p 300 LIKE THE ROMANS!! xDDDDDD, sent ;)! xD, JENNY DEATH WHEN?!?!??!, le epic tripfriend! whos your waifu? le epic MAC DEMARCO GOOFBALL!!!! le epic patrician here, ama :D, death grips is ICP? keke ebin... HES POINTING AT US :D XDDDDD, best new post, lelele so much kek FLAC FTW vinyl!!!!!11 dae le weebteam? ;D le k-on ftw! epic memes, us /mu/tants huh!? ]:) tips fedora, whats essential fedoracore? LE BACK TO /POL/ MEME wow memez? FLEX UR MUSCLES! 8D what.cd :))))))) THE FACT THAT SO MANY BOOKS......... le meme grips (im a memer) dae le fantano!!! MELON :dd dae feels? le sad frog faec. ALL RAP IS MEMERAP, REPORTED FOR VIRAL MARKETING dae le Antz!? PRO-TIP: YOU CAN'T XDddddd!!!111 haha le Beatles are underrated dae le CLT le dubs goy! le hehehehehehe..... pitchfork general @:=] 8.7 xd le why dont you kids like the tool? is this a le new meme!?!?! screen capped for that sweet memeing xD. inside is yellow :) WHEN I WAS!!!!!1 i used to be a pleb now im le p4k patrician : THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST top kek, toppest of keks, le inside is yellow? hahahaha le 3x3 thread. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just plays trout mask replica : rips a bong AHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dae trap influenced beats and FARTY SYNTHS yo man 311 - Down is in town 3 1 1 - D O W N breaks glass EEEEEEEEEEEbin simply E B I N, literally eb: the in xD haha TIME MACHINE MODULUS, hey this isn't cringe it's actually quite good xDD that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E haha us /mu/tants amirite :)
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Why do people are if a fictional anime character from a video game "cucks" them or not? It's not like the the fictional characters are attacking your masculinity they just do what they are programmed to do. Who cares if Cordelia has a crush on Chrom or Flora has a crush on Jakob the virtual man won't go out of his way to steal your virtual wife unless he's coded to do so. In these instances however, they are not because neither Jakob or Chrom can actually support with Flora or Cordelia. Real people have feelings chances are someone that begins to date someone else might have interest in some one else who they aren't dating but over time will move away from the person they previously had feelings for. Go ahead ask your parents if they had a crush on anyone when they started dating, you know since you still live in their basements you fat fucks. Then, you can go back to playing video games and masturbate to your "pure" waifu while you cry yourself to sleep because no one will ever love you they same way a bunch of 1's and 0's on your 3ds screen will.
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>>9802033
Reigen = jew confirmed
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>>9802044
Aberration?...
O-Oh come on don't tell me you're one those guys.
You can't already be so close-minded you're like... 8!
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NIGHT 4!
You don't know whose wrath you've just incurred, Silver.
He was having such a star-studded performance, too.
Psssst, you're both 2hus. Talk to each other!
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>>9802033
I never really was a part of your cult you know. It's also not good if a guy like me is tied down by an organization.
>>9802085
Believe me, I planned it this way. I'm not called a master tactician for nothing~
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Ok, I'm smoking up on my herb shuttles
Elevated, nigga that's the motto
Floating up, a nigga live full throttle
That pink moscato, she drink the bottle
Knowledge nigga, crown the kings
Got the wisdom from the light like Socrates
You ain't about that life, nigga drop to your knees
In the presence of mothafuckin' legend my G
G, I'm a legend my G
Reefer blowin', sour diesel potent
Got my 3 eyes open, Pineal gland is swollen
Astral Planes I'm floatin', Goddammit, I'm free
I be God, please you are not in my league
Got the spirit of asata honor I be gavel free
Battle scars in my bars red star I'm elite
UA, elevate, feel the mark of the beast
Herb shuttles, I'm gettin' high
In the solar, nigga fuck the skies
Beast Coast, we on the rise
We resurrected from out your mind
Nigga, from out your mind
Mothafuckas think they good cause they livin' lies
Oh, oh you livin' lies?
But we killin' these niggas, we ain't even trying
Bow down to the pharaoh
Only got time for that good shit and my cashflow
UA niggas save souls
Mix the dream with the mothafuckin' hash so it burn slow
Kick back counting pesos
Do my mind a little different so my mothafuckin' brain grow
Two L's when I take off
You ain't about that life, get your mind up, times up
Elevate, you lil' niggas hella fake
I'm on my shit like toilets
UA gang banging shit like chip throwing tantrums
Mothafuckas can't hang with us
Enlighten like thunder and rain
Fuck America, New World freedom reign
Enlighten like thunder and rain
Fuck America...
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Yall Motherfuckers think your too good for me, huh? You make me fucking sick. Fuck you. I make an actual, quality copypasta and submit it to this sub. 15 minutes pass and not a single fucking upvote. Well, there was one, but that was from my alternate account. Yeah, I posted it in the morning, and I'll post this in the morning too. An actual, original copypasta. It had my heart and soul poured into it. Yall just don't seem to get it, I deserve to be at the top. I deserve this. My original quality content deserves to be at the top, because it is actually good. Homemade, can serve a purpose, and could maybe even get a good laugh. It'd be better than the emoji shit that usually gets upvoted. That lowest common denominator shit literally ain't funny, and it makes me ashamed to try making actual copypasta. What have we become, guys? All the work that it has taken to get us where we are? Just for this? Life is meaningless and that isn't okay. In the end, life could just be an illusion. For all the work that we put into copypasta, it should be good copypasta. You know how your copypasta is good? If it can actually serve as a god forsaken copypasta. Like mine. You could actually use that someday, I know because that's how it originally came to be, I actually used it. This subreddit has forgotten that. The beauty of actual fucking copypasta. You have forgotten your meaning. You are Satan. Fuck. You.
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Shit, I did forget didn't I? Well, instead of telling me, even asking me what was up with that yesterday, why did you decide to be a pussy and just not say anything if you really disliked it? Really glad that you're so scared of me and have this image of the Might Kamina-sama engraved bud.
>We haven't had a single host today as far as I know, and it's 5pm.
Sounds like a HG problem instead of a specifically me problem?
>At least I don't flaunt myself around
As opposed to beating up on yourself? How are you going to ask me to step up to you when you're being a self-hating retard? I'd need to fall down several flights of stairs to get to your level.
>most of the people here sure as shit don't appreciate what you do
That's fine, I don't come here to be liked or appreciated, I come here to have fun. If somebody really likes what I do, be it hosting, RPing, cancer, or all three? Great, fantastic. And if they don't? Too fucking bad, not my problem. I'm not going to shit on myself because I don't spend all of my HG time being productive.
But again, all of this is just going back to how you whine and bitch because this is the solution to yours, or HG's troubles. Somehow.
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>>9802070
A+
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>>9802098
Nice duds, yin. You were always better than yang.
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Wew, fuckin, lad, and I thought I had autism. It's great that you think you're some hero that's making a difference. Really. I'm glad you think that highly of yourself. But let me open your eyes for just a single second and ask you to look around. We haven't had a single host today as far as I know, and it's 5pm. Yesterday you said "I'm gonna host a lot today to make up for my lack of hosting," and then immediately starting shitposting for 4 hours straight as Shimakaze instead of staying true to your promise. You call that making a difference? Fuck off, pedo. At least I don't flaunt myself around and act like I'm doing something when really I'm just being as useless as everyone else. You're not making a difference on an anonymous imageboard, and most of the people here sure as shit don't appreciate what you do, they're just looking for the next reason to shitpost you. You're a wannabe. Go back to the shadows, because here's a newsflash, the only place people give a shit about you is on your Discord hugbox and DMs. And real nice jab at the suicide bullshit, by the way. Does a real good job showing your maturity.
Don't fucking step up to me, Kamina.
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These comments are more cringy then him. Do you even know what autism is?
First it's more of a spectrum, what people preceive as "normal" is considered as the baseline. Then people can go to the side of being more sociable then the norm. Or the other side of the more introvert thinker. Neither is "better" or "worse" then normal, just different. There's a lot more to the spectrum of autism, asperger, ADHD, PDD-NOS, etc. But thats left to a real expert in the field to explain.
I'm so damn tired of this ignorant shit on the internet about autism and other mental disorders. (usually what they mean to reffer to is down-syndrom, which in itself is disgusting to use as an insult)
"We're just joking man, it's the internet, what do you expect?" It's just not funny. I'm a religious person and can laugh about RNGesus posts and good religious jokes just fine. However just like with cancer, it's not funny when you're making jokes about people's mental or physical health.
Not saying "jokes about that stuff is wrong, period" But in this case it's just his stupid fad on the internet that is in poor tastw and purely designed to be most "edgy" and "triggering" like a troll post basicly.
Finaly if it weren't for these "autism" people. We'de likely be in a more primitive state then we are now.. From physicists, to silicon Valley, you'll find people who were born with a different working mind then the norm. Which made them capable of thinking outside the box on a level other people couldn't.
Next time you time you think about joking about a disability. Think how the very that you're using to post it is likely only here because of those people.
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>>9802098
This is a nice change of pace, bringing down a cult from the inside is rough work.
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>>9802101
A master ...Tic Tac Cyan?...I like tictacs. They make my breath smell nice and fresh after I have lunch. If you give me some of them, I promise I won't tell anyone that you hurt me!
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>>9802098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrvbsNlOtoA
>Fyxe charged fowards
>-101HP
>The starman was defeated
...
>she picks up her wig which had fallen during the battle.
You're next boney!
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>Tossing her paddle into the air and catching it, she lays it on the table and walks away.
Heh, it was kinda like holding a miniature sword.
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DAY 5!
You guys really like your porn this game. It's quite strange.
The Roast lasted for days. It might still be ongoing, but I'm not suicidal enough to check.
SUPER FOX FIREWORKS!
Quid pro quo, Night Dog.
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>>9802133
It... It wasn't copyrighted okay! Don't go pursue me now.
>Capcha: ness
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little host? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rigging Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on OFH, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in shitpost warfare and I’m the top shitpost in the entire HGA ERP Task Force. You are nothing to me but just another entry thread. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me with an anonymous name? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Asuka's secret network of spies across the Steam Group and your tripcode is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mod privileges. Not only am I extensively trained in reputation destruction, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the HGA Volunteer Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit salt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, tribute.
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Newfags.
Kill yourselves, you are nothing but piss in this cesspool. The oldfags were, are, and always will
be superior to literally who's like you. Everyone who joined past /hga/ is considered an ultimate newfag, and those who joined on /trash/ are the ultimate cancer who do not even deserve to participate in these games. Do you know anything about prom? Or the red wedding? The famous OFH/HGA rivalry, and how I ruined the secret ava weekend with a single game? Of course you don't and this is why you deserve nothing but shit.
Regards: Oldfags of HGA.
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>>9802167
Post faster. No one cares about your game.
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Kamina stepped out of the Gurren Lagann with a towering erection to make the 9/11 towers jealous. His dick scraped against the ground as he went to the apartment of Ruby gloom. He entered the apartment and say Ruby standing there without any pantaloons on, bent over, displaying an ass. Kamina ripped off his pants to reveal a 32 inch weinerschnitzel with 25 inches in girth. He stepped over ruby, sweating at this point, wondering if she could take such a luscious and anal tearing cock. Kamina cobra-clutched, or Steiner Recliner for you WCW fans, Ruby, his cock balls deep into her tight tight bootyhole. Kamina went into the kitchen and came out with a cucumber extra, shoving it into her throat to shut up her screeching. Ruby Gloom shat all over Kaminas cock, but unknown to her, it was his fetish. He punched the shit out of her, caving in her skull, shoving his shit covered penis into her throat to clean it off, teeth and all. When he took out the penis, it was scraped up and bloody. Then, Kamina went to the kitchen again with a cleaver. Kamina chopped off all of Ruby's limbs and cut her throat, pretty much killing her. She pissed and shat herself at death, so Kamina threw her face into the shit and started ramming the fucking hell out of her shithole. Kamina had an idea. He cut off half of his penis, putting one half into her AIDs vagina with shit in it and the part still atached to his body into her shit-drizzling fartbox for maximum pleasure. Kamina felt a tingle and drowned Ruby Gloom's corpse in cum. Then he heard a rampant yelling from all the dick fuck sex he had with Ruby. He stepped into the he and Ruby's baby room. There was there tiny child named Simon, Kamina's beloved babboo. He took condoms he would never use out of his pocket and wrapped Simon's head in it, suffocated him. Kamina took Simon and threw him against the lovely dovely wall with shit like butterflies and sunrises on it, covering it in blood. Kamina then grabbed Simon's buttcheeks, putting his p
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enor into Simon's shithole, poking Simon's brain with the penis, killing it totally. Then Kamina got life in prison for third degree meurder, getting life in prison
THE END
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>>9802153
No....Tac-Tic-ian. It's a type of military j- forget it. I think I have some mint ones in my pocket.
>He searches through his jacket pocket and pulls out a container of tic-tacs
Wow, that's convenient. How many do you want?
>>9802167
Who taught you to bring a knife to a gun fight?
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>>9802167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfd9xHLYzx4
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>>9802191
autism.
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Thanks for posting your pasta collection, Hikki.
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>>9802167
Not all that good at medical treatment but I'll give it my best shot as a thanks.
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Please God, let me meet him. All I want to is to find that perfect boy I know exists. He’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The boy who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the boy I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the boy who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.
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Her eyes met his, and followed to where he was looking. Her eyes widen and a blush- the same color as her 'hair'- appeared on her cheeks. "O-oh. I forgot, you're...male." Her eyes quickly dart away. "Did...I do that?"
Zeke's cheeks turned the same color as well. "....sort of, yeah."
"...Sorry," she said, glancing back down. "Am I really that cute...?" she asked quietly. "Because...if I am...you can look, if you'd like," she says quickly, letting out a faint gulp.
"...you, uh, yeah. You are really that cute. Mind if I..." Zeke said, looking at her pants again.
"Mind if you...?" Ika-ko asked quietly, eyes following his again.
"Mind if I look as it were?" Zeke replied.
"Mph," she said, blush intensifying. "Sure." She reached down, resting a hand on the waistline of her pants. Zeke helped her slide the pants down, smirking as he went.
Once again, she was without pants. Her cute little hips and legs now have nothing covering them, letting him view her legs. Zeke took a good look at her, then mumbled something about "try it out."
"What was that?" she asked, glancing back up at Zeke. Her fingers were already tugging at the hem of her shirt to pull it off as well.
"Ah, nothing. Should I help you there?" he said, referencing the shirt.
"Oh, sure." She adjusted her grip so he could pull off her shirt, leaving her naked and leaning against him.
"Hmph. You're really beautiful, you know that?" Zeke said, moving to take off his pants.
A small hand reached down to help him remove his pants, brushing across his erection- left in his undies- as she tugged them down for him.
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>All this new shit to filter
Thanks, friendo.
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NIGH-
...Kosaku, what the absolute fuck?
Wait...ANOTHER save corruption?! For fuck's sake, I really need to look into this.
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What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, fucker. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of spies across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa doo-doo dead, kiddo.
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>>9802202
It's true.
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Life is like a nigga
Here in old Nigs
I hate fucking niggers
Niggers suck dick
They're all poor like Obama
Fuck Michelle Obama!
Niggers!
I hate them!
They are stupid and they can't do taxes
Niggers!
Niggers are so dumb and they are also poor
Niggers!
Look at niggers they're trying to raise money
But they can't cause they spend all their money
They're niggers and they're so fucking niggers
I hate them!
Niggidy-niggers don't know how to do anything without chicken!
Niggers like watermelon and chicken
Niggers!
Niggers are so stupid and they're niggers
Woo woo! Niggers!
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>>9802235
Kosaku just wants to help him get some pussy you pervy fuck.
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>>9802235
Oh, you furry motherfucker.
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I hate myself
And also hate summer
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>>9802218
You called?
>>9802197
The copypastas have reached their zenith now, you may stop.
>>9802169
I won't take it to court this time, Fyxe.
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>>9802235
It's quite the pretty place huh? The native people, the feathers hats, reminds of Shaman king... Heey do you think we could get some drug to unwind Aron?
Let's go on a trip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T3srk8Dkuo
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DAY 6!
I don't think that affected him whatsoever, Ushiwakamaru.
That was 100% on purpose, knowing him. And I know him all too well.
Is it the FBI learning about what he asked Shota yesterday?
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>71 posters
hg is saved
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>>9802274
O-Okay... Don't worry I'll credit you next time.
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>>9802200
Uhm..I don't want to be greedy, so just one please. To get this icky taste out of my mouth
>She spits..and spits..and spits. There's blood in her mouth. And after a moment of pondering she concludes that she doesn't like it as her posure begins to wobble along with her movement when her head starts to feel light
I think I'm going to lay down for a bit..Juuust here. Please don't wake me up. I get cranky when interrupted form my sleep.
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>>9802259
>People still replying to it
The only thing true here is that copypasta spamming is still one of the most autistic things you can conceivably do.
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>>9802289
Why are you always following me? Was it because I eliminated you first last time?
Oh come on, it was just the game, it didn't mean anything.
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wow the ammount of pure autism in this thread is insane... The threads is like 2 fucking years old now... now thats had a long haul and everyone freaks out like your owed something but youre not, get your selt entitled heads out of your fucking ass.... 95% complaining probably havent even hosted in 2 years if ever, your all just a bunch of critters coming out of the dirty cracks and crevices looking for free rep by memeing about le evil copypasta spammers like a bunch of common street bums.
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>>9802311
So is HG.
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>>9802289
I know that was intentional ya quack.
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>>9802096
HOW COULD YOU KNOW?! i'm pretty mature for my age and i'm proud of it, I didn't wanted to get insulted by a dog today...
>>9802098
You guys have a little bit of dumb ideas...
>>9802167
.... That's not a demon
>>9802235
....
>Shota says nothing and walks away
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Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it's water. Fuck it, actually, most of it's water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you.
H O W D I D T H I S H A P P E N ?
A long time ago... actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a "where". You don't even need a "when". That's how "every" it gets.
...
Forget this, I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something. I want things to change, I want to invent time and space, and I know it's possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened. I just don't know when to start... and that's exactly where it started.
⏪
Woah, I paused it. I think there's a universe now. What's it made of?
Q U A R K S A N D S T U F F
Ah, that's a thing, in a place! Don't like it? Try a new place, at a different time. Try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger and emptier... but it's not empty yet. It's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees.
<about no seconds later>
Great news! The quarks are now happily married in groups of three, called a "proton" or a "neutron", and there's something else flying around that wants to join in, but can't cause it's still too
H O T
<about ten minutes later>
Great news! The protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other! Some of them even doubled up.
<about 380,000 years later>
Great news! The electrons have now joined in.
Congratulations, THE WORLD IS NOW a bunch of gas in space... but it's getting closer together...
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>>9802330
I guess that'd explain why you're still here.
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>>9802264
Shota is a male. I think.
>>9802291
I knew my games would help boost HG's activity!
NIGHT 6!
That's somehow less creepy than Kosaku asking, but still creepy nonetheless.
Now THAT affected a bunch of people, Ushi...I can't be assed to spell the rest of your name.
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>>9802289
>>9802332
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Article the first... After the first enumeration required by the first article of the Constitution, there shall be one Representative for every thirty thousand, until the number shall amount to one hundred, after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall be not less than one hundred Representatives, nor less than one Representative for every forty thousand persons, until the number of Representatives shall amount to two hundred; after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall not be less than two hundred Representatives, nor more than one Representative for every fifty thousand persons.
Article the second... No law, varying the compensation for the services of the Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened.
Article the third... Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Article the fourth... A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Article the fifth... No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
Article the sixth... The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
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>>9802289
Hahaha.....not much of a 'fighter' now are y-
>He pauses for a moment and looks at himself covered in blood
W-what the fuck am I doing. This....doesn't feel right at all....
>>9802299
>He deposits a single tic-tac into his palm and looks up
Oh shit.
>He runs over and kneels down next to her
Are you sure you don't need an ambulance or anything?
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That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
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>>9802289
Guh... Guh... Argh!!
>The Fighter let's out a blood curdling scream as she tries to reach up to her attacker's neck to choke him... but atlas, her head is firmly chopped off and her hands fell to their sides.
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Article the seventh... No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
Article the eighth... In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.
Article the ninth... In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
Article the tenth... Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
Article the eleventh... The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Article the twelfth... The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
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That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
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>>9802352
Wait stop! There's so much to live for! I-I've done a lot of fucked up things this game but I'm gonna try to make it right from now on!
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That's too bad, because I'm letting you sit at the kids' table with the rest of your buddies - not that you have any, but that's not the point I'm trying to make here. You really got a blessing disguised as a curse here, as I'm fine with sitting on the sidelines and watching the fetuses here fight with each other and batter each other over pointless problems, whether it be some shitter trying to stir things up or drama that happened over 2 years ago. You'll fit in with the rest of these degenerates, wasting your life away on the computer. Under that mask of the funny-man persona, you honestly think your life has some sort of meaning, despite the fact that you've got zero (0) friends and can only ask "what's happening" on 4chan all day. Get the fuck outta here and stay in the playpen, I'll make sure you don't fall over and hurt yourself.
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>>9802335
Well... I don't think it's very mature to call people abberation just because they look a bit different.
Well, if you've got nothing nicer to say, I'll go on my way.
>She sits down on the couch and switch on the TV.
Oh noo... they're doing rerun of that big storm that happened last week.
>>9802352
Hey! How are you do-
>gets a egg facial
....What's up with you all tonight?!!
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>>9802352
I realized my reading comprehension error with the post regarding Shota after I posted. Whoops.
F E A S T B O Y S!
Even if he was a child, he definitely deserved that.
Danger Zone!
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One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends
Whenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork.
She dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"
She looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap
She took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans.
to this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw this thread.
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>>9802411
...
We won't speak about this.
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Post the 'fresh off the boat from /hga/, kid?' one
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>>9802425
haha gauntlet game pee peee piss piddle
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Fresh off the boat, from /hga/, kid?
that is if you can handle it…
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here.
This ain't /hga/ ,kid.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to /ofh/, you daily show watching son of a bitch.
Me ?
This is HG.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that.
Braindead.
None of that here. You don't circlejerk. You don't suck Hoshi off.
It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on HG by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking /hga/ friends would circlejerk.
heh you'll see, kid . . .
heh I remember when I was just like you.
We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer...
You can be anything here.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches.
I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
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>>9802411
Who switched off the ligh- >>9802425 oh much better...
Hey can you play some Mike Patton?
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i get dates with your fucking big hambone mother each night you fucking stupid fuck. go to bed anon it's past your bed time. yeah thats right, i know you are fucking 10 years old coming on here. this is a big boy site, you fucking stupid shit head, now why dont you make like the stupid spineless pathetic weak subhuman little failed abortion shit you are and fuck off, punk? shit you should have heard the shit you're mom has told me over the week while i plow her fucking deep asshole, which is dirty as fuck by the way, im going to make her clean it and shave it later. oh man her fucking vagina is the loosest ive ever fucked too man, it's fucking nasty too, smells like roast beef. then again she is a massive fucking slutty whore, i could do alot better than her, but im going to keep fucking her anyway just to show i can. and im going to make her make you go to bed, and when you go to bed im going to drag her into the hall outside your door and fucking her as hard as i can up her shithole all night long and make her cry in pain and pleasure and im going to yell "you fucking slutty whore bimbo bitch take it" just because i can. then when she goes the fuck to sleep im gonna go in your room and im going to rub my ass all over your face and you're going to sit there and sob. know why? because i own you you fuck.
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>>9802411
Slide is corrupted... Deleting data.
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Arakawa Hoshi is the director, screenwriter, editor, and star of Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. He is a very well liked man with some great ideas.
Baron "Copypasta" Blade is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. he is very gay.
Sol Badguy is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. Crawling in his skin, those wounds they will not heal.
Fyxe is an abomination in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. Nobody likes her except for Furry porn.
Junko Enoshima is the primary antagonist of Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. She is a very evil warlock with magical autistic powers that can poison the drinks at prom. She dies at the end when based Arakawa Hoshi banishes her to /hga2/.
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>>9802379
I....I already feel really bad about that. Now I...don't know what to do with myself.
>>9802425
So uh.....you come around here often?
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DAY 7!
You certainly got too close into the danger zone there.
...I'd ship it.
>>9802460
N-Nani.
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you cnft see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you canft see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you canft see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. theyfre pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, ifm waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off.
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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, KICKS LEGS BACK AND FORTH, HERE I'M WAITING FOR RAMMY AND KAITO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the trashcan of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
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>>9802352
STOP ASKING THE SAME QUESTION, THE ANSWER IS ALREADY OBVIOUS!
>>9802405
O-Oh.. I guess I was a bit rude, and now I know I was even more rude know that I know you are not a evil creature... s-sorry
>>9802425
Looks like that's what I get for being a jerk today
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>Anon gave a last few desperate thrusts up into Bismarck now, his entire body moving with this need to rut her, to ram himself deep inside of the girl sliding up and down off of his cock. Every movement earned a loud, needy groan of pleasure, and once he felt her match his pace, and give ground in the kiss, he'd tilt her head to the side and bury his lips against her's all the more intently. Tongue coiling hungrily around her own, sliding along her thick digit and fully taking control of her's, pulling her into a hungry, and passionate lip lock. Every thrust into her tight clamping hole sent bolts of pleasure up his spine and-almost immediately following were his own desperate thrusts up inside of her twisting tunnel, each one burying himself balls deep-and each one also earning her a sudden, thick geyser of hot cum directly spurt into her clinging fuckhole. The first set of hot gushes were fresh, and painted her insides hot white almost immediately, and as she slowly started to milk out shot after shot of cum, she'd quickly feel his spasming dick throb in sweet agony, and pump her as full of jizz as he could manage...before collapsing back against the couch, still clinging to the lewd boat with both hands.
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>>9802471
>>9802463
>A cheesy pop song starts playing in the background
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NQ-Bk63Hs8
>The lights go down
Heey... How is it going?
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>>9802471
Oh fuck, I promised I wouldn't let myself be swayed by her huge.....personality. But god dammit.....Fyxe, want to grab a coffee or something?
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>>8666919
H-Hey...you're supposed to come closer and assist me, not just stare. That's rude...ahhhh...
>Eila falls onto her back, her white leggings and pantsu at her ankles as she grows ever more attached to the sensation of her tiny dick engaging in sex, or at least a cheap imitation of it. The plane girl furiously rubs her meaty pole, the beads of pre-cum making it's way down her shaft and into Eila's hands, which spreads it along the length of her swollen sex to ease her efforts, if only slightly. With her free hand, Eila begins cupping her small pair of testicles, fondling the two balls with one hand while her other focuses on stroking her member, the flight ace letting out soft moans as she tends to herself, cooing as she nears her orgasm.
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>>9802376
Welcome sir. Other than a bit of discourse, I would have to imagine that it was a normal day here.
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>>9802471
Hey, don't blame me! It was the tributes' decision!
NIGHT 7!
It's only proper that Fyxe gets nailed at least once this game.
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You ever wonder what all these niggas behind the avas actually look like
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>Eila attempts to stand up after being so rudely insulted
H-Harsh...you know I'd help you if you needed i-ahhh, ahh...
>She manages to rise to her feet, albeit wobbly as she feverishly touches herself, her pale shaft sticking out towards the woman of questionable forehead size. Juutilainen shamelessly continues her masturbating session while trying to speak through hisses and groans, the stimulation of her glans while attempting conversation proving to be too much for her to handle when the only thing coming out of her mouth is incoherent noises. The strike witch tugs onto her pulsating shaft with vigor while her other hand comforts her ballsack by cupping it until Eila can't take anymore and hits her climax, shooting thick strings of white seed on Takeshita's pants leg, the semen shooting from her trunk to it's unintended target. After finishing her payload, she falls onto her back, her head landing on
( >>8666996 )'s feet as she stares at Takeshita with flushed cheeks, unable to utter anything after having used up so much energy pleasuring herself.
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>>9802507
Yeeah, let's do that. There's a nice bar not too far from the arena.
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>Listening in to the ambience around him, soundwaves are transmitted to Kiritsugu's ears. An audible scream and a roar of a hellspawn being the only things that manage to breach through. The man's lips fell apart, the corners of his mouth dropping as he shut his eyes for a brief moment. He knew evil had yet burrowed itself within his surroundings. A metal lighter flicked in the darkness as pale moonlight emitted onto it. He observed the the metal before reaching into his pocket, finding his cigarettes, picking one out of the carton package. Placing the cigarette between his lips, he lead the lighter to the end of it, a slick movement with his right index finger leading to a bright light in the dark. As the light shone in the dark, he brought the two together, a spark igniting the tobacco. Kiritsugu inhaled, burning up half the cigarette in one go, raising his eyelids, looking into the darkness above, reciprocating the darkness with his own eyes. After stuffing down the lighter back into his pocket, he brought his attention to his gun, a silver tinted Thompson contender. He raised the gun up to eyesight, looking at the flickering of the moonlight. The cold floor made contact with his knee as he kneeled down onto the surface. He stared at the briefcase next to him for a second, opening it with the code only he knew, revealing thirty-seven handcrafted origin bullets. Kiritsugu's hand trembled as he picked one of them out of the briefcase, carefully sliding it into the chamber of his Thompson contender. The man inhaled once more, a singular thought being all that remained in his mind - "A part of his soul. Lost in the wind. Lost with time. For nothing but a witch...". Kiritsugu closed the briefcase, placing it next to a nearby wall where he left a mark by piercing the opus caementicium with a steel knife that he gripped from his hip.
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>>9802512
>Canned laughters
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>While exhaling all the smoke that had gathered within his lungs, he let his eyelids slid down, a stare devoid of emotion was all that was left as he carefully looked at the cruel harmony encompassing him. The man noticed the gates of hell opening and realized he had to act swift as the evil that could possibly spawn from the depths of hell itself would prove to be far more devastating than anything the grail could ever cause. Starting to regain pace, turning his casual amble into a spurt, he mumbled a few words to himself, allowing his cigarette to fall to the floor as his lips opened and an unimpassioned tone left from the man's larynx.
If only it would change for just one day. For just one week. For just one year, but that's too much to ask. Nothing will stop the immorality that spawned in the hearts of these children...so all that's left is to end it in the only way that'll ensure nothingness remains.
>Sensing the evil was soon to vanish within the depths of hell, he accelerated time, not letting this chance slip. Moving at the speed of light, breaking both the space-time continuum and Minkowski's continuum, the man stood in front of the witch. Chambering a few rounds into his Thompson contender, he stared the witch down. He stretched his arm, his eyes being on the same height as the hair trigger, leaving no space for failure as a few inches were all that stood between the man and the barrel of his handgun. His right index finger twitched as a metal clink was heard. A single bullet was all that flew towards the witch, sculpting through her misformed eyes, into her gray mass, reaching the core of her brain. While the bullet was stuck in the middle of the witch's brain, he raised his other hand, using a spell with the name of "severing and binding" to diminish the part of his soul that was stuck within the bullet and replace it with an everlasting effect of necrosis, neutralizing all nerves and neuroactivity within the area
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>>9802513
They're all cute grils until proven otherwise.
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test
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DAY 8!
God...God dammit. I had such high hopes for him this game, too.
I ain't even mad this time, Reigen, because that's damn impressive.
It's only been queens that have died to that soda machine so far. I wonder if that's just coincidence?
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>As the witch stood there, paralyzed, he noticed the gate of hell behind him closing. He saw how the little girl (male) was spewed forth from that gate as it closed. He looked upon the disgraceful creature and realized he had wasted his time trying to save this "thing". Noticing he had but three shots left, he aimed for the creature's head, firing all three in rapid succession, leaving nothing behind of the cretin's scalp. Looking upon the mush that remained on the ground, Kiritsugu kneeled down, staring at the fox-alike tail. With a slight confusion on his face, he stood up again, facing the witch. In an apologetic tone, he murmured out a last goodbye.
The effects aren't permanent... the necrosis will stabilize over time. All I can say is that I'm sorry you had to deal with that spawn of satan her(him)self.
>Kiritsugu reached into his pocket once more, lighting up another cigarette as he walked back to the ancient, ravaged building, where he picked up his knife and his briefcase. He gazed at the starlight above as he left the scene, mumbling to himself about what cretinism he had witnessed today.
When you think you've seen it all... there's always a spawn that manages to one up it. I fear for all of those that have to face anything like that.
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The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise military strike by the Imperial Japanese Navy Air Service against the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii Territory, on the morning of December 7, 1941. The attack, also known as the Battle of Pearl Harbor, led to the United States' entry into World War II. The Japanese military leadership referred to the attack as the Hawaii Operation and Operation AI, and as Operation Z during its planning.
Japan intended the attack as a preventive action to keep the U.S. Pacific Fleet from interfering with military actions they planned in Southeast Asia against overseas territories of the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and the United States. Over the next seven hours there were coordinated Japanese attacks on the U.S.-held Philippines, Guam and Wake Island and on the British Empire in Malaya, Singapore, and Hong Kong.
The attack commenced at 7:48 a.m. Hawaiian Time. The base was attacked by 353[15] Imperial Japanese fighter planes, bombers, and torpedo planes in two waves, launched from six aircraft carriers. All eight U.S. Navy battleships were damaged, with four sunk. All but the USS Arizona were later raised, and six were returned to service and went on to fight in the war. The Japanese also sank or damaged three cruisers, three destroyers, an anti-aircraft training ship,[nb 4] and one minelayer. 188 U.S. aircraft were destroyed; 2,403 Americans were killed and 1,178 others were wounded. Important base installations such as the power station, shipyard, maintenance, and fuel and torpedo storage facilities, as well as the submarine piers and headquarters building (also home of the intelligence section) were not attacked. Japanese losses were light: 29 aircraft and five midget submarines lost, and 64 servicemen killed. One Japanese sailor, Kazuo Sakamaki, was captured.
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>>9802526
It's going well. I think I've been there before I think it was on a pub crawl? Nice place. I uh....like your outfit, really brings out your eyes.
>>9802570
Wait....I'd like to disagree on one p-
>poof
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The Battle of Hastings was fought on 14 October 1066 between the Norman-French army of William, the Duke of Normandy, and an English army under the Anglo-Saxon King Harold Godwinson, beginning the Norman conquest of England. It took place approximately 7 miles (11 kilometres) northwest of Hastings, close to the present-day town of Battle, East Sussex, and was a decisive Norman victory.
The background to the battle was the death of the childless King Edward the Confessor in January 1066, which set up a succession struggle between several claimants to his throne. Harold was crowned king shortly after Edward's death, but faced invasions by William, his own brother Tostig and the Norwegian King Harald Hardrada (Harold III of Norway). Hardrada and Tostig defeated a hastily gathered army of Englishmen at the Battle of Fulford on 20 September 1066, and were in turn defeated by Harold at the Battle of Stamford Bridge five days later. The deaths of Tostig and Hardrada at Stamford Bridge left William as Harold's only serious opponent. While Harold and his forces were recovering, William landed his invasion forces in the south of England at Pevensey on 28 September 1066 and established a beachhead for his conquest of the kingdom. Harold was forced to march south swiftly, gathering forces as he went.
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>>9802491
>switches off the tv.
Yeah no problem! Me? Evil? ah ah come on, I wouldn't arm a fly... unless she was participating in a tournament I hosted of course, but death isn't really lethal in those...
So what's up? I've seen kid here before but you're really the youngest one I've met.
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NIGHT 8!
The flames have been doused.
If Reigen wins again, I will be so disappointed. Not in myself, but in everyone who let it happen.
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Magic! Smoulder says simply, with a smug little chortle. Her dick was already throbbing with heat due to her natural heat as a dragon, but most of it was a result of the massive arousal welling within her. She had a deep-seeded need to breed, and she could hardly contain her moans just thinking about what she was going to do with Shimakaze. Biting her lip while her thoughts wandered into lewd places, Smoulder's gigantic dragon dong pulsed with a fresh surge of blood, swelling the member to it's full size. The erection had the fortunate side effect of making a great big spurt of pre-cum spatter onto Shimakaze's face, right on her forehead, so it would leak down his face and mark the trap as Smoulder's good little cumslut! The thick, oozing cum was so viscous, though, that it would take it's sweet time rolling itself down her face, serving as both a marking and a foreshadowing of just how thick and spunky her real load would be~. Of course, using DMG's face as a seat while getting a blowjob from a cutie little trap only made Smoulder evermore horny, making her wiggle in place and moan in satisfaction.
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>>9802570
>>9802587
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>>9802563
Doubt any of them are girls. Traps don't count
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I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSH SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
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>>9802612
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Honestly the group of kids that showed me lil pump completely turned me off to him. I tried showing them Beacon by JonWayne and they cut it halfway through to play lil pump saying "this is real underground hip hop"........!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! I'm from Oxnard... I grew up listening to Madlib and Lootpack, Oh No, MED, etc.x1000000. And these fuck heads are trying to tell me JonWayne isn't good!? They fucking cut his song!?!?!? AND THEN PLAY FUCKING MUMBLE RAP WITH A WACK ASS GENERIC TRAP BEAT!?!? They're like 4 years younger than me and all I could think was "wow we really are getting dumber and dumber." And I don't think it's that I'm just getting old. It's like rap is not rap at all anymore. If you have braids and sound like somebody else you're the hottest shit ever. Like can you whole heartedly say that Lil Pump is more talented than JonWayne? Fuck outta here fucboi. Edit: let me clarify, they were showing me tons of mumble rap for like an hour straight and asked me who I'm into and that's why I got to play ONE JonWayne song and they cut it off and start saying I don't know what underground hip hop is?? Who does that to somebody else? And to follow it up with Lil Pump!? Blew my mind. Like I get it. Be into whatever you're into but how are you gonna talk shit about my music and follow it up with that. Might as well talk shit about a chefs homemade Mac n cheese recipe you just asked them to make, then follow it up with Kraft... it's insulting.
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>>9802587
Yeah thank you I always chose them with care. A nice fishnet makes all the difference really!
Hey speaking of fishes, aren't you the "ocean guy" everyone's talking about?
>She leads him to comfy coffee
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DAY 9!
...Holy shit no.
It might be happened.
He might be a repeat champion.
...BUT THERE'S STILL ONE CONTENDER IN HIS WAY! WILL SHE BE ABLE TO TAKE HIM DOWN?! FIND OUT NEXT SLIDE! Place your bets!
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All the people whining about their rp and legion the last 2 threads.
Who gives a shit.
"oh I'm shit at rp now because of hg I miss legion"
then fuck off to another rp group if you really aren't just shit by default.
it's just the cry of delusional, talentless, morons who don't know their place.
I know my place, I'm not sitting here pretending I'm fucking special.
Or maybe I might have a thing that might set me apart coming along, who knows.
All I know is that it doesn't matter till I do it, same as how good of an rper you really are doesn't matter, till you do it.
No that's stupid.
let me shitpost kamina, not for a legitimate reason, but because he doesn't give a shit about my whining, and just wants a fucking game.
Here's a fucking pasta to lazily copy
Best defense you people can muster
also tl;dr: don't be fucking faggots, don't lie to yourselves, and just do what you want.
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Aussa because he thinks he's too good for an entry level job like McDonald's while having ZERO experience.
Raven because I'm sure the classy games are rigged so the "Adachi never wins" meme continues.
LF and Okabe, also Seth because they type too much.
Hoshi because he tries to be a le epic bantz man but utterly fails at it, then tries to claim he was just baiting and we're retards for calling him out for his bait.
Yuno because of Minene. Fuck you, Yuno.
Junko for trying to cuck me out of my Touko Fukawa ship.
Yosuke for dying and leaving me alone in this world to fend for myself.
Rin for being 1.5 inches bigger than me.
Kamina for being a loli loving sand nigger pedophile.
Ta-class because of the shipgirl shit and her love for blenders, at one point I was sure she gave me ocular cancer.
Baron Blade for being the edgiest piece of cancer I have ever seen.
Kuga for not letting me stick my dick in Fumi, also for the "Seibah" burger meme. Fuck you.
Jo for being a Cowboys fan.
Dean for fagging a shit wrestler who would be a nobody if not for The Shield. We all know Roman is the real deal of that group, not the other two.
Yukine for being an underage faggot who thinks people calling his opinions retarded is him "working" them.
Bolin because he hasn't died yet.
Sunset/Rinoa because they refused to acknowledge my love for Rinoa.
This faggot in ERP that plays Minako in a way that's so fucking terrible, it causes me to want to rip my eyeballs out.
Cirno because HURR CHECK MY 9. Fuck off.
All the ERP cucks who come into HG threads to try and integrate.
Ramsay just for the sole reason he likes to eat asshole, which is really fuck gross.
Parsee because of that cancerous fucking lewd blob known as Ryouna. Fucking. Terrible.
Ask me some more specifically, I can't remember all the pieces of shit that inhabit this place.
>>8329741
9 inches.
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>>9802662
As much as I like Reigen, betting on the underdog for that one. So lum.
$25
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Who kicked the nest?
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>>8059829
Seth liked Baron and Carlos calaca.
DDD enjoyed Sentry.
Soviet enjoyed internationale, DMG liked decker.
Yukine like sir integra.
Sunset liked tira.
Junpei liked bolt and raidriar.
Gunboots was loved before people found out it was me.
Issac was loved by many
>>8059844
Zulf, patrick, Heigan, gunboots, internationale, banshee, faith and angua all disprove that.
But i got rid of them all because people found them more boring then the cute anime grils or powertrips i played. Everyone wanted me to play rei or miyako or hiita or the midfags wanted me to be baron again. Hell I started playing raidriar more just because hikki told me that a pacifist like zulf doesnt make sense and would never fit in. So i thought why not pick a character whose used to the style of hg anyway, a warrior who fights often, wants to fight often and dies often repeatedly.
>>8059858
Discussion are always ventin for me. Its why I pasta often its just a way of venting this shit out
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>>9802611
I'm not that young! b-being a little bit small doesn't count like young... sorry once again for confusing you with a evil creature, you look like one that I know but with a lot of fur...
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JUST FUCKING STOP
YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF CANCER AND YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME TO RESPOND TO ME
JUST FUCKING STOP TALKING TO ME, I WOULD RATHER HAVE AIDS AND 40 DIFFERENT STRAINS OF THE FLU THAN DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING CANCER
STOP NOW
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>>9802618
It's honestly for the best, I was getting a little power hungry after destroying that cult. But still, how could you.
>>9802660
>He tenses up
Ah.....yeah....haha. I'm not sure when that started but I'm pushed into the ocean whenever I first arrive here. My name is Yamato by the way.
>>9802662
Let's go Lum! Avenge me!
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O V E R
V
E
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WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>9803130
>>9802681
>>9803123
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. - He wasn't alone. - You don't get to bring friends. - They are not my friends. - Don't worry, no charge for them. - Why would I want them? They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man. Bane? Get 'em on board. I'll call it in. The flight plan I just filed with the agency Lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you. The first one to talk get to stay on my aircraft. Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?! Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?! Lot of loyalty for a hired gun! Or he's wondering why someone would shoot a man Before throwing him out of an aeroplane. At least you can talk. Who are you? Who we are does not matter. What matters is our plan. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask... - If I pull this off, will you die? - It would be extremely painful. - You're a big guy - ... for you. Was being caught part of your plan? Of course. Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you Nothing! I said nothing! Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught. Sir... What's the next step of your master plan? Crashing this plane... With no survivors. Mayday! Mayday! No! They expect one of us in the wreckage. Brother - Have we started the fire? - The fire rises. Calm down, doctor. Now this is not the time for fear. That comes later.
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I'm actually speechless right now.
Twice in a row.
The infamous fuckstick himself, Reigen Arataka.
I may need to go lie down.
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>>9803156
>cancer wins
Thanks for hosting, faggot.
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>>9803156
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>>9802896
Oh sorry... Well, how old are you?
.... You're not one of those "I look 12 but I'm actually 1000 years old" don't you?
Mhh... No you can't, those are usually girls.
For real? Hmm... Well, she may be evil but at least she's pretty I guess...
>>9803130
D-Damn...
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>78 UID
HG
IS
DREEMURR
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Time for a preemptive strike. I'll probably finish writing this wall of pasta before Baron grows the two nuts his dad never gave him to deliver on his fucking post like he does pizzas for shit job irl. For some bitchass nigger probably living off tips, he hasn't fucking taken any HG has given him to fucking kill himself let alone any hosting tips I ever posted in a fucking thread. Now where the fuck do I start with Baron? I don't even fucking keep tabs on this motherfucker cause I'm scared of an actual physical reaction in my fucking head and get a brain tumor for storing that information. But I'll fucking try listing a few things off the top of my head in whatever order it comes in.
First of all, your fucking lower than Aussa tier Yu-gi-oh Charmer shitstain that you call an ava. "Heats up the fucking thread" like that isn't the most autistic greeting post I've ever had the honor of resisting to shitpost. All your characters are irrelevant shit that nobody cares about, and that's completely fine picking irrelevant characters, but when it's you, it fucking isn't. I don't know man. But you're like the fucking autistic plague. My mind is actually going white tying this fucking 3am crashing on two cans of monster, if this is your b8 to make me lose sleep it just might be the smartest fucking move you've ever pulled in HG, but I just don't think your faggot ass is capable of that kind of metagame.
Your games have always been absolute shit, and that's not a fucking terrible exaggeration. You probably saw everyone doing fucking gimmicks and decided to make up your own shitty point system, whatever the fuck that's supposed to be, comes off as a desperate attempt at a special snowflake gimmick nobody actually fucking cares about. What the fuck can you even possibly create that will even make the bullshit people went through to enter and RP to your games for your shitty points worth it? Absolutely fucking nothing. Your game looks like shit and plays like shit to begin with.
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>>9803166
Calm down, Vino.
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Quick F for the tourney guy.
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>>9803130
How disappointingly painful, in all kinds of ways...
>>9803156
Thanks a bunch for hosting.
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>>9803179
>majority of those uid beling to the shitposter using proxies.
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>>9803130
>>9803145
>>9803156
God dammit, congrats and thanks for hosting.
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>>9803156
Well done, Mr. Arataka! Thank you for having us.
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A good point.
Whats the solution when part of the problem is that certain community members are not good enough and set the bar too low. I.e. me and aussa.
You raise the bar for your own content. You rp better, you host more you provide enough content so the community as a whole are staying despite those few people.
Trying to reset the board clean by shitposting those problematic people out only causes more damage than intended.
People tried to shitpost LD out, what happened? A ton of people left over the drama and LD still remained, exactly what happened with people who wanted me out of hg.
The only way to improve the threads is to improve the content and I admit I have failed at that to every degree.
But I know for a fact you wont, because you know what happens when the bar is low and theres nothing but shitposts. What happens is you get people like me joining.
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>>9803194
Yuno can you host tonight since I missed out yesterday?
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>>9803130
>>9803156
The game was rigged. No other explanation.
Thanks for the game .
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<10 million years later>
...and it's getting closer together...
<500 million years later>
...and it's getting closer toget-
BOOM
I T ' S A S T A R
New shit just got made! Some stars burn out and die. Bigger stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new way crazier shit.
S P A C E D U S T
...which allows for newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die and explode into
E V E N C R A Z I E R S P A C E D U S T
So now, stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things. Like this ball of flaming rock, for example...
<meteor hits Earth>
Holy shit, we just got hit by another ball of flaming rocks, and it kind of... made a mess, which is
N O W T H E M O O N
Weather update! It's raining rocks from outer space. Weather update! Those rocks might have had water inside of them and now there's hot steam in the sky. Weather update! Cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava. Weather update! ...it's raining. Severe flooding alert! The entire world is now an ocean. Volcano alert!
T H A T 'S L A N D !
there's life in the ocean.
What?
S O M E T H I N G ' S A L I V E I N T H E O C E A N
Oh, cool! Like, a plant or an animal? No, a microscopic speck! It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup, which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever...
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>>9803179
Thanks for having us anyways.
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>>9803166
>>9803194
>>9803202
>>9803203
>>9803211
>>9803230
Thanks for playing! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go insult Reigen in DM.
>>9803197
Dat's ze joke.
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>>9803145
Y-Yeah ok I get it...
Congratulations.
>>9803156
Thank you for the game! I hope you enjoyed the storm.
>>9803123
Yamato? Oh okay okay! I'm Fyxe, but you probably knows that alright.
Well, it's not cool being pushed but I guess you must like water after all this time? How's scuba driving and all? I'd do that but... I'm not a very good swimmer, can't dive for some reason.
>She looks at the barman, then at Yamato.
I'll have a regular beer, whaddaya want?
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>>9803236
Make sure you post leaked DM pics like Vino!
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>>9803166
>thats my zodiac sign yes
>>9803202
>>9803203
>>9803211
>>9803249
>
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<microscopic speck reproduces asexually>
Oh yeah, and it can do that.
<microscopic specks reproduce asexually three more times>
It has secret instructions written inside itself, telling it how to build another one of itself. So, that's pretty nifty, I would say. Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?
N O W Y O U C A N E A T S U N L I G H T
"Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food."
T A S T E T H E S U N
Side effect: Now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while, maybe even a couple of times.
It's a sponge, it's a plant, it's a worm, and some other types of weird, stranger water bugs and strange fish.
I T ' S T H E C A M B R I A N E X P L O S I O N
Wow, that's animals and stuff, but we're still in the ocean. "Hey, can we go on land?"
N O
"Why?"
T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R
"Oh, okay."
<ozone layer forms>
N O T A N Y M O R E T H E R E ' S A B L A N K E T
Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land! "Nope, can't walk yet, and there's no food yet, so I don't care."
<100 million years later>
Okay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here? "Maybe," said some bugs, and fish.
"Eh."
"Eh."
"Eh."
<five million years later>
"Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to
H A V E B A B I E S
Idea: Learn to use an egg. "I was already doing that!" Use a stronger egg, put water in it, have a baby on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg. "Works for me."
B Y E B Y E O C E A N
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>>9803156
"Twice in a row"?! how many luck spells does this guy uses?!
>>9803172
You don't n-need to know my age... you just have to know that i'm not that young! b-but I understand that, I know one girl that looks younger than me, but she has one million years or something... but I don't trust that at all. b-but being pretty doesn't change the evil part! being evil makes everything good about her to be bad
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>>9803179
>>9803192
>>9803156
Thanks for hosting and congrats to the winner.
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>>9803179
It amazes me how many people must just sit on the threads and do nothing if that's the case.
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>>9803249
Little light rain never hurt anyone. Thanks for playing!
>>9803280
Thank you for playing, too!
>>9803255
Alright.
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>>9803179
Thank you for hosting.
>>9803156
Congratulations
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>>9803209
I-I'm actually pretty busy.
I can host tomorrow tho.
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>>9803276
Now now don't say that. Nothing is black and white, and even an evil person has some good qualities. For that girl, it's being pretty.
Want to keep it secret? Heh ok no problem, there's far more important stuff anyway.
I'm Fyxe. What's your name?
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>>9803317
You better not leak my DMs with you.
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>>9803249
Well, I've certainly become a good swimmer by now. I could teach you at some point if you wanted. It is summer after all. Oh, I'll have a beer too.
>He quick flashes an ID to the barman
I know I look pretty young.
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>>9803363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0OIsQp1MfQ
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>>9803318
Thanks for playing.
>Scratches behind ear.
>>9803358
Depends on who you are.
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>>9803363
Breeding Season was better.
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>>9803179
Oh right. thanks for hosting!
>>9803347
T-That's the only good thing she has, theres's nothing else good about a demon. name's shota, shota magatsuchi. nice to meet you
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>>9803385
Don't worry about it, just don't leak any shit with me, or consequences will never be the same.
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>>9803326
Busy with wot
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>>9803399
You're welcome. Thanks for playing. Just...show the nice man where Kosaku touched you.
>>9803410
If you say so, hombre.
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