/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Comfy Edition Trust o

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I want to kiss Lori!

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Gonna do some sketches n' shit of our favorite trashcat

Are you fucking serious right now? I was just about to make the fucking thread...

>>9800731
>Shitposter Awareness
>Virus in fanart mega file
Fuck off, Virusanon. We know it's you

>>9800731
Is it just me or is this the most painful position to use a laptop in? Maybe Mae is more flexible than me and this is a good position for her to look at all the porn in. So much porn.

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>>9800762
>>9800766

>>9800826
That's the position I'm in when I read books and I'm not very flexible.

>>9800846
Are you not fucking seeing this shit? There's a virus in the fanart folder.

>>9800826
yeah it always ends up hurting my arms after awhile but I'm sure being a cat makes it easier

>>9800826
Cats are supposed to be very flexible.

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>>9800759
Nice sketch. I finished one of Bea last thread.

>>9800867

I find there is literally no comfortable position to read books in so I usually listen to audiobooks while driving unless I absolutely have to. That and my attention span has been destroyed by the internet so I always get distracted when reading.

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>>9800891
I also finished this one.

>>9800902
What part of not NITW do you not understand, dip shit

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>>9800902
Oh, That's a baseball!

>>9800907
Relax, it's just virusanon. Just hide and report him as illegal content, it'll get him banned sooner.

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>>9800902
Delet this. Right. Now.

>>9800902
Fuck off

>>9800897
You should pick up a book and force yourself to read sometime anon. It's not the most enthralling thing to do but you get a sort of smug superiority for having the stamina to look at paper for about 30 minutes a day.

See, this is why we need to ignore shitposters.

>>9800902
Nice job stealing my shitty sketch, anon.

>>9800971
then how about you start ignoring them

>>9800971
These threads are garbage now anyway, I say bring back the pony anon to nuke this into oblivion. It's just two mediocre artfags circlejerking themselves for 300+ posts. No one even gives a shit about NITW

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mediocre artfag here, bab-eeeee

Someone just linked this to me. I live in Ireland and I find his voice grating! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7uWGiIuMs8

>>9801038
>shit people are realizing i've posted unrelevant shit just to attention whore
>better blame it on someone else
Not gonna work now, pal.

>>9801051
Shut the fuck up, Virusanon.

>>9801051
Thought: Nuke /nitwg/

>>9801065
Kill yourself

>>9801077
>>9801051
samefag.

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>>9801073
this is actually so fucking adorable

>>9801073
Yeah, his voice is...yeah. It's worse when you can't see his exaggerated face.

I do like the animation style though, they mimicked the NITW style pretty well.

>>9801077
>>9801097
>>9801099
samefag

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>>9801120

Not ever 5 minutes in and this thread is already going to shit.

>>9801155
sick ms paint edit

>>9801120
>>>9801077
>>>9801097
>>>9801099
>>>>>>>>9801155
samefag

>>9801099
>>9801155
Samefag

>>9801065
Fuck off attention whore

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>>9801163
the shitposters are just marking their territory, just ride it out or come back in a little bit when their ADD takes them somewhere else

>>9801177
>>9801183
Samefag

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Pone?

>>9801208
I've reported most of em.

>>9801117
I think I would find it less annoying if he didn't have the Irish equivalant of a southern accent and he wasn't pewdiepie-ing it up all the time.

A lot of americans would think of that as just an Irish accent, but Irish people would think of it as like a super southern accent. Accents are weird like that I guess.

>>9801239
jesus
i wish those tits were real

>>9801242
Enjoy your ban btw, anouncing reports is bannable

>>9801266
It's literally a man.

>>9801251
Strange! A lot of people in the US don't think of regional accents outside the states so that's really interesting to hear about.

>>9801266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg20ENia2zQ

>>9801276
doesnt undo my wish

>>9801251
I think the cringiest part is how they need to shove his hair on Mae like yeah, we get it, we know it's him voicing everyone. Might as well have Ivan up there too.

>>9801325
>I think the cringiest part
nah, his pewdiepie ripoff screaming and screeching plus the "suh randum eksde" is pretty bad

>>9801353
See I can put up with that, but the amount of potential fanart made into garbage because they need to make sure he knows they made it for him is disheartening.

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>>9801074

>>9801434

nice mspaint you mouthbreathing literal retard how does your little microbrain make it all the way to posting that without thinking we can see it through you shit eating mong?

>>9801208
>you will never be a cute catgirl and rub your tail on your femfriend's coochie

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>>9801696
Why live?

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>>9801767
Because you can masturbate to a cute catgirl rubbing her tail on her femfriend's coochie!

>>9801808
It's not the same.

>>9801808
Now I want a naked version of the coochie rubbing pic for further fap purposes.

Or more Bea/Mae toes

Did someone with a Monkey's Paw wish these threads would be more active?

No but in all seriousness, in between busy spurts I have time to think. I was thinking maybe I could write more short stories about banging the NITW girls like I did the Bea one.
Thinking Bombshell or Mae next.
Also wanna do Jackie and Selmers but I need more ideas to make em interesting. I have ideas for the first two but you can still make suggestions if you'd like.

>>9801968
>active
I wouldn't call autistic shitposting active.

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>>9801968
We banned the use of Monkey's Paw wishes after....last time.

GUYS
OKAY
I know this isn't NITW related, but how does one boop an elephant's snoot?

>>9802034
Heh. Still one of the favorite 4chan greentexts I've made actually.

>>9802086
Same way you boop a gator's snoot.
With their consent or a running start.

>>9802117
Yeah but like where? Is it on the tip of the trunk or between the eyes where a snoot is on everything else?

>>9802137
Tip of the trunk

>>9802137
Always the tip. Just the tip, if you will.

>>9802097
I've got the paw here if you ever try to write more. Just say the word and I'll make the wish for Bea to be happy again.

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>>9802157
>>9802184
Okay thank you anons
Have cute cat

>>9802189
Whew lad don't make me make myself sad again.

>>9802232
I just want Bea to be happy SadAnon. My goal is noble.

>>9802396
We all just want her to be happy. Each in different ways.

>>9802396
Im not a miracle worker anon, we both know how that song and dance goes.

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>>9802433
Oh well.

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>>9802409
>We all just want her to be happy. Each in different ways.
but sometimes its ok to be down

>>9803226
No one should be sad. Because sad spelled backwards is "das" and das no good.

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>tfw too intelligent to want Bea to be happy

dlc where bea wins the lottery when

>>9803357
Most who win the lottery overspend and end up poor again within 5 years.

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> replacing the writing bin

you could've just asked mate

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>>9803357
YES PLEASE!
>Wins lottery
>Branching choice
>Goes splits money with dad and goes to college
>Leaves Mae behind
>Dad misses her so much he forgets to pays bills and gets thrown out and can't find another house due to bad credit and lives in a motel
>Mae gets dissociated again for losing her last close friend and beats Scriggins to death
>Instead of getting real help she's now suck in a under funded mental hospital that will keep her locked up for the rest of her life as she slowly delves into insanity

OR

>Stays in town
>Everyone tries to mooch money off her
>She refuses to share with every tom, dick and andy
>Soon the whole town hates her for being a "selfish" cunt
>She gets so depressed she cries in Mae's arms and says she genuinely wishes she was dead now

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>>9803479

"I wish Bea won the lottery."

>>9803479
Second option makes for a better story.

>>9803451
WHat?

>>9803417
Bea is a smart croc she would never mispend her money

>>9803600
WHat about her dad?
Would she be able to stand up to him and tell him no?
Past experience says no.

I wanna fuck Jackie in the ass.

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>>9803644

>>9803575
First one's better for the game though. Imagine Playing though Mae's life without any of her friends to go hang out with. Every day turning more disturbed as everything around her begins to change to shapes. It could be like LSD Dream Emulator but with a story.

>>9803685
oh god this is fucking terrible

it's "I'VE got a boner"

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>>9803644

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>>9803715
It's from this.

Hey punk, you still around?
Draw Bea holding a check for a million bucks.

It's not a demand. It's a threat.

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>>9804006
There you go anon. Sorry if it's not good enough. I don't work well when rushing.

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>Wanting Bea being happy
>Ever
She needs to learn how life is hard in the hard way, it will build a strong character for her!

>>9804625
I Watch the /v/ conpilation at least 3 times a month.

>>9804513
It's just fine friendo. thanks

>>9803357

This was part of the plot of an earlier greentext story.

>>9805078
Wasn't that Gregg?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXc2d2_TULU

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Remember to boop your bea today.

>>9805183


Gregg stole a winning lottery ticket from the Snack Falcon.

The mine god was pleased by the sacrifice of all those cultists, so he decided to bestow a boon on Mae and friends.

>>9806087
>animal people in NitW consist of crocodiles, cats, wolves, foxes, dogs, rabbits, mice, possums, bears and birds

And then goats, the only animals listed that don't have razors and/or fangs at the front of their mouth. Blowjobs must be one of the leading causes of penis injury in their world.

>>9806203
Getting a blowjob must feel like the best pain you've ever felt.

>>9806260
Or just screaming.

>>9806203
Well alligators can clench down pretty fast and hard, so it'd be a pretty surgical snip.

>>9806203
That's why its all hand holding and sex in missionary position.

Especially with bea in a pure white wedding dress, with tears of happiness rolling down her cheek. Bed right under her rows of diplomas and PHD's she got at collage.

>>9806381
That slut can't wear white she already deflowered herself at math camp.

>>9806412
Well it doesn't really count, didn't enjoy it. Its basically rape.

>>9806487
There was consent.

>>9806513
Consent is a meme made up by underachieving men.

>>9806381
I prefer wrist restricting sex in the missionary position

Especially with Bea wearing a white hefty trash bag because someone stole her last set of clothes, with tears of regret rolling down her cheek and bills from college loan debts strewn across the room.

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>>9806087
Shut up u lanklett

>>9806566
Each man to his own I guess.

At least its not tubavore.

>>9806615
That's reserved for Mae's dream sequence my friend.

>>9806629
I'll reserve you for the pit.

What happened here? I came back here after just a few weeks and this general is now 95% shitposting and 5% quick sketches.

>>9807686
that wasn't the case literally one day ago. Let us enjoy are Friday nights

I'm back from work, literally what's up

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>>9807978

>>9807978
I'm really tired after work. I don't want to go to sleep because I will wake up and have to go back. What's up with you?

>>9807995
Thanks for the status update

>>9801065
aaaaaa

>>9808008
I'm down to do requests again what's good

>>9808008
I mostly did sketches today.

Someone contrive me a scenario in which Gregg and Germ could conceivably fuck.

>>9807967
That's good to hear, I don't want this general to die (or be better off dead).

>>9808028
Oh cool. Are you a draw person or a write person?

>>9808029
You're new tablet anon, right?

>>9808031
Germ thinks he might be gay but is too nervous to try gay stuff out so Gregg gets permission from Angus to smash.

>>9808031
Gregg: "How about THIS video game?"
Gregg whips out his dick.
Germ: "Ergh, I've played that before, it's too short and the boss isn't hard enough"

>>9808067
Yeah, I got the tablet working two days ago.

>>9808067
I'm the drawperson that's been slowly transitioning from drawing loads of Jackie to drawing lots of Gregg

>>9808070
Don't go out on Gregg like that, he doesn't deserve it

>>9808111
Nice. I'm thinking about getting one, mostly because I don't have a desk and making image edits with mouse on my lap messes with my arm a lot. Are they any good?

>>9808127
Ah, gotcha. Could you draw Gregg playing darts and Angus getting angry because he's missing every shot and putting a bunch of holes in their apartment walls? That would be cute.

>>9808070
Germ bites off Greggs dick with his sharp beak.

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>>9808207

>>9808207

>Gregg sees Germ's beak and gets understandably nervous
>Quickly shifts the topic of conversation from fellatio to rimming
>Beakjob 2: Anal Boogaloo

>>9808579
I want Germ to put his whole beak up my ass.

>>9808579
Getting pecked in the pucker doesn't sound all that great either.

>>9808058
Yeah the last 10 threads have actually been pretty great. I'd recommend checking the archive cause I haven't uploaded most of the new art.

Most of our population just ended up at work so not much time to talk. Like me, just got off my night shift, and I just learned much to my dismay I'm working morning shift...uh today I guess. Fuuuuck.
But I'm too full of caffeine at the moment so lemme shower and see if I can write a greentext while I eat my midnight pasta.

>>9807686

>so I'll shitpost, that'll obviously make it better!

fuck off if you've got no content

>>9808649
Aww that sucks greentext anon. Gotta make that slave wage though.

>>9808662
Good to see you're still alive and well Stinky.

>>9808614
It's more like a citrus reamer.

>>9808692
Still holding out on you drawing a dick cumming onto Bea's stomach while she curls in orgasm.

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>>9808662
What's one more drop of feces in a cespool anon?
Anyway, that was only 50% shitposting, I was genuinely wondering why there was so little content in this particular thread.

>>9808579
>>9808608
>>9808614
Germ's head is just one big butt plug

>>9808761
I'm not a drawfag unfortunately. I've only done a few scat edits.

>>9808768
Yeah pretty much everybody had work.

>>9808770
>Oh Germ! Stop teasing me with that beak and knot me with your face!

>>9808793
>Oh Germ! Stop teasing me with that beak and knot me with your face!
I've seen a lot of bizarre fetishes over the years, but that's a new one.

>>9808892
That's just anal vore lite if you wanna get technical.

Oh sick. My totally legal copy of Photoshop just finished downloading. No more Paint.NET for me.

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>>9808935

>>9808768

God fucking dammit that fucking gif.

>Disgusting fetish side of me: "Imagine what Gregg's paws must smell like after a day's worth of running around in those bike boots"
>Actual human side of me: "I wish I had any kind of emotional attachment nearly as strong as Gregg and Mae's."

>>9808965
Hey, I paid for this! There's a free trial period so it wouldn't count as stealing for like a month in any case.

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Yo I'm BACK

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>>9809011
It's too late for that, the feds are already on their way.

>>9809035
That gang looks a lot like gay. I bet Gregg and Mae would flash gay signs out of a window.

>>9809042
Ugh, I don't want to make coffee for them. I don't even drink coffee.

>>9809035
Yep that's something they'd do.

Now draw their car surrounded by a bunch of gangsters and Gregg's dumbass smile plastered against the window.

>>9809035
Fuck YEAH
I remember when an eleven year old at my middle school was obsessed with Snoop Dog who would do the crip walk whenever the teacher wasn't looking and flashed various signs and threated to beat me up a couple of times
He never hurt anyone and was a coward. Strange kid. I hope he figured things out.

>>9809117
Did every school have at least one of those suburban white middle class kids that thought they were gangsters? (My high school had a few actually)

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>>9809066

>>9809201
It was either a super gangster kid wannabe or a huuuuge redneck. Washington has a lot of both near the border to Canada.

>>9809226
Gregg is such a badass. I'd touch gay flags together with him any time, any day.

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I wonder what bullshit excuses they have in this kickstarter update. Any backers on here?

>>9809280
I'm not, but my friend donated like a thousand bucks to that thing. What do you mean by excuses? I thought the game came out on time and people were generally okay with all the backer stuff.

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>>9809329
The game didn't come out on time and they didn't deliver the bulk of what they promised. They're late on patches, and they still can't even get the Steam cards or merchandise finished like they said they would three months ago.

There were supposed to be several animated shorts released before the game came out. They only managed to release one, but nobodoy has leaked it.

I'd ask you to ask your friend, but...

>>9809419
Oh, okay, you're probably right. I didn't participate so I have no idea about it. I only got the game recently. My friend did spend a bunch on it, he got a song or something for it. I'll have to ask him about it tomorrow, I think it's working hours in Australia land.

How do you think Gregg came out?

>>9809558
He sucked Mae's dick and liked it.

>>9809558
he fell out of the closet

>>9809558
Naked

>>9809558
everyone else told him he's obviously gay

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>>9808159
My tablet driver's wonky and I didn't have the patience to do what I originally wanted. I might redo it when my stuff's working again

Funny thing though, I actually just got off of working a party for a dartist club awards ceremony. This is an incredibly specific coinidence.

>>9809035
They can do what they want

>>9809558
On accident probably

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>>9809558
That's a good question. It's hard to say. I'll have to think more about it.

>>9809699
Don't worry about it, I think it turned out great! I love body-laughing amused Gregg.

That is incredibly specific, yeah. Maybe I was one of the dartists at the party even.
... I hope they don't actually call themselves dartists.

>>9809699
Angry Angus is something we don't actually have ANY art of. So this is neat.

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>>9809794
>yo man shit on mah dick

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>>9809798
Oh, speaking of Angus, that reminds me!

This was posted in last thread, and long-haired Angus is my new favorite thing. He looks so adorable in this one.

>>9809818
Your place or mine?

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>>9809885
If you shit on me I will shoot you.
With my gun.

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>>9809901
... Your place or mine?

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>>9809885
Thank you! I'm glad he turned out cute, haha.

>>9809558
>>9809699

I like to imagine it was a pretty casual thing.

>>9809961
Mae's looking a bit busty here

>>9810022
She's a sturdygirl

>>9809961
Gregg looks a lot like Jesse Custer from Preacher in this one. I guess that would make Mae.... Cindy Daggett? Something like that.

>>9809961
I am
so happy

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>>9810047
That's great to hear!

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>>9809961
Why does Mae change her top from a t shirt to one of those weird shoulder shirts girls wear in panel 3?

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>>9810089
She shrugged so hard it went through the neck of her shirt.

>>9810107
Y-yes, that.
It's not because I was drawing fast

what happened to the guy mae almost killed anyway

>>9810132
He almost died

>>9810122
I like the idea Mae keeps backup shirts she rapidly changes into when no one is looking just to see how many different shirts she can change into until someone asks her what's up.

>>9810107
Wow this is absolutely adorable.
Holy shit.

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>>9810150
I see

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tried mae

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>>9810191
Now them's some nightmare eyes. Nice.

>>9810191
Good mae

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Alright, suggestions, send em out! Gonna draw more soon

>>9810230
bea suplexing mae

>>9810163
Here's source if you want it. http://deathbattledino.deviantart.com/art/MAE-Night-In-The-Woods-666948857

>>9810191
I like it. Reminds me of Psychonauts in a good way.

>>9810230
Gregg scratching long hair Angus's head while they lie together on the couch watching bad TV.

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>>9810263
Neat

>>9810230
Mae trying to talk to Bombshell and endless amounts of spaghetti flying out of her mouth instead.

>>9810230
Karen eating takeout alone

>>9810230
casey shootings guns

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>>9810263
Sketchier, but I wanted to get it out quick! Hope you like it. :)

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>>9810201
>>9810204
>>9810263
Thank you
Another mae i did

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>>9810420
GOD I'm so MAD that you only did a SKETCHY version of the FREE PICTURE I REQUESTED

GGGGRRRRRRR

(it's adorable)

>>9810430
Oh neat, I've see that before but only from reblogs.

>>9810430
(･w･)ﾉ~

>>9810430
ahh h h h I love the effects on this! She looks so lost, it's adorable.

>>9810456
Oh gOSH I'm SO SORRY
(really though im glad you liked it!)

>>9810472
Anon please don't

>>9810485
Nah relax, I follow you on tumblr is all.
Unless you mean don't use emoticons in which case yeah just mildly shitposting.

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>>9810430
I don't know what we did to deserve all the good art or how you guys find us but thanks.

>>9810230
Mea and Gregg eating contest at Donut Wolf.
Bea decisively solving the Eide situation by lunging forward, biting and death rolling him.
Angus sitting politely at his Mom's house while Gregg prances around being his shitty, hyperactive self.
Jackie thinking that she's been shown up by Mae once again
The Gang builds a soapbox derby car, or something

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>>9809901
I may not be able to shit on you, but I CAN make Germ shit in your picture. Score one for the good guys.

>>9810855
reported

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>>9810678

Anybody listen to the Scott Benson interview podcast?
https://no-cartridge.net/?name=2017-06-09_ep25.mp3
His comments on Kentucky Route Zero were pretty interesting

>>9811104
I bet Gregg would win handily.

>>9811152
>>9811104
>seconds later Mae begins throwing up all over the place and crying because her stomach is some weak ass shit

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>>9811152
The best pro eaters have expandable stomachs though. I could see Mae cartoonishly bloating

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>>9811181

>>9811181
>>9811176
I feel like Mae would hit a wall hard and start moaning and wailing and hurling. Gregg would get that wild, distant look in his eye and they might not even be able to stop him eating after he'd won. They might be scared to touch him too. Seriously. He will eat you.

>>9811251
that's pretty hot actually

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>>9810322
Mae has canonically spaghetti'd a lot through her lifetime. Really big embarrassing moments aside, even when she's talking to Bombshell in-game, you can tell she keeps saying woooow because she's flustered and she can't say anything else.

>>9811104
Angus has that look cause he's paying

>>9811332
Like that

Yo
Her paws are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her circle already, Mae spaghetti
She's nervous, and on the surface she looks round and stubby

>>9811381
*STURDY

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>>9811332
>>9811377
Oh my, one request done twice. I feel blessed.

>>9811393
I like stubby better. I think it describes her perfectly.

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>>9811377
Criminy, that was either a neat coincidence or you work INCREDIBLY fast.

>>9811377
It looks like she's trying to swallow a wig.

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>>9811488
If only I could work that fast

>>9811601
Cause of death: choking

>>9811823
I bet that's how she spent most of her hangover.

>>9811823
Whose entire ass did she go legally braindead from choking on?

>>9811866
I was waiting for a lewd request, don't worry dude I'm on it

>>9811866
Oh, maybe she had to kiss Gregg on a dare and that's why she feels ill.

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Aww yiss

I see we've reached the "two artists putting no effort into their scribbles keeping the thread alive by jerking eachother off" stage.

>>9811901
Oh, Stinky is back. What's up?

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>>9811901
Hey better than when we had one artist doing that.
Just kidding Sig come back draw more Selmers please I need it

>>9811914
And you're furthermore killing the thread by trying to silence anyone who says the truth.
I don't want the threads to die either, but this kind of shit should not be necessary to do so.

>>9811901
It's fun, you should try it

>>9811938
may a third one join in?

>>9811938
I'm not silencing anybody. In fact, I said hello to you and asked how it was going. What a strange and detached criticism to level at me.

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>>9811938
C'mon dude, nobody's gonna buy that crap.

>>9811961
The more the merrier.

>>9811962
>>9811968
I mean, if you want to live in your echo chamber, then go ahead.

>>9812012
Wow, I bullied you into oppressed silence by asking you how your day went.

I am a God.

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>>9812012
I don't know why you think complaining about quality art is going to get anyone upset. The ONLY artist people here have gotten upset over was Jackiefag, and not for his art, it's cause he was a fag.

>>9812036
Yeah yeah pretend you're so bloody smart.

>>9812042
I'm not trying to get anyone upset, I'm trying to wake people up so these threads can actually be good again. Circlejerking is not the way to go, and many generals have proven that already.

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>>9811901

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>>9812058
>i'm trying to wake people up
You're trying too hard man but thanks for the laugh

>>9812058
Hey man, next to a midget who lost both legs in an industrial accident, just about everybody looks tall. Y'know?

>>9812058
>circlejerking about dumb doodles
opposed to what?
endless one-liner shitposting?

>>9812069
Alright, I see you're just going to keep being shit because clearly I'm virusanon or whoever is the big bad bogeyman now. Just don't complain when the threads actually start dying.

>>9812113
Dude, if the thread dies because people lose interest, then that's how it goes. Actively trying to stop people from engaging and creating content is literally the opposite of getting people to participate in the thread.

>>9812110
Actual discussion about the game and art that actually has effort put into it.

>>9812130
Circlejerks makes people less interested in joining in, I know that from experience. With no more people joining our threads, we will die faster than any other way.

>>9812113
I don't think you're virusanon, I just think you're a faggot.
>actually start dying
You mean like they were a week ago before we had an influx of new people show up and restart discussion?
And punkitt showing up certainly helped.

If you mean well, alright, but you're a fucking idiot if you don't think we want this. Because we want this, I've wanted a similar situation to this from day 1. Nobby was doing the same thing these guys are doing now, so I really don't get what you have to be legitimately upset about.
We were well on our way to dying before this terrible awful thing happened and new content got created.

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>>9812144
We literally are only alive and the way we are now because of 5+ new people joining, two of which happen to be artists, one of which is a writefag.

>>9812113
You're not virusanon, you're Stinky. And I don't even mind that you're causing trouble for the sake of it, it's good conversation. This is what shitposting is all about.

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>>9812042
Photoshop is kind of overwhelming, but Jesus does it have a lot of versatility. Pretty intimidating.

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>>9811866
Yes

>>9812042
Who's Jackiefag

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Sleep tight, all of youuu. Seeya tomorrow night.

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>>9812517
>>9812517
Fuckin A

And he's an old artist who was probably bipolar that did a great job producing mediocre art and shitting up the thread tremendously. Sometimes both at the same time.
He pretty much only drew Jackie.

I think he drew this?
He wasn't bad when he was on his meds, but anytime he wasn't it was a 90/10 shot he'd start shitposting.
No but really this is fucking top tier. Goddamn. Can you draw Bea returning the favor?

>>9812546
Night duder.
I'm almost finished with my greentext sortaish but I dunno if you care about smut that much.

>>9812560
I actually don't remember at all whether or not he drew that. If he did, it was a rather higher quality one than most of the stuff he posted.
It was also one of the last things he posted and one of the only things of his I saved.

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>>9811823

>>9812517
I thought they were talking about you, but I guess you're Jackiefag redux or something.

>>9812546
G'night drawey man.

>>9812608
Oh shit I killed her mouth and made the drawing line her nose and whiskers instead whoops

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>>9812608
>>9812567

Night duders

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>>9812608

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>>9812608
Okay it's fixed.

>>9812669
Ugh I want to wrap up in a blanket but it's too hot.

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>>9812546
Sleep tight duderino

>>9812567
Can't forget to give our writers love too

>>9812694
>>9812729
Oh shit thanks dude, it's another kind of feeling when someone goes through the trouble of coloring your art. At least now Mae can truly rest.

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Man I could probably write this faster if I didn't keep stopping to jerk it. Hope you guys will enjoy the finished product as much as I'm enjoying visualizing it.

>>9812779
You could post jerkin' it pics in the meantime to keep us busy if you wanted.


>>9812775
I love this fade to black in the top.

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>you're dancing with a girl
>you don't know who she is, nor did you ask her to dance, she just danced over to you in the last couple minutes
>also, dancing is a rather loose term to describe the grinding on your crotch to the beat of the music
>her blue hair bobs up and down as she throws her weight into each rise and fall of her sizable rump
>after a couple songs go by, you reach your hand down to slide across the side of her body
>for the first time she looks back at you over her shoulder, a blue eye staring you down and small grin on her lips
>she turns her head back before continuing to run her ass over the bulge she's made in your pants as your hand runs down her thigh
>another couple songs pass, you exploring her body amidst the crowd while she continues to bump and grind to the music
>suddenly she spins around and looks at you, a smug grin plastered on her face
>she gives you a wink and walks off, hips swaying, and to your delight, a finger behind her back curls and unfurls, beckoning you to follow
>she makes her way to the back of the party and ducks down a darkened hallway
>you round the corner and see her casually leaning against the wall further down
>the sounds of the party behind you echo down the darkened and unused corridor, probably a back entrance
>but who cares about that, you approach the girl, who is a fair bit shorter than you, and lean over her
>she doesn't say anything, she just grabs your shirt and pulls you down for a kiss
>you kiss back, meeting her rough smacks in equal measure
>you begin to run your hands over her body again, a bit more roughly and over some more fun places now that you have a bit of privacy
>as you grope her breasts you can tell she's not wearing a bra, just her shirt and scarf
>her breathing gets a bit harder as you run your thumbs over her nipples poking through the shirt
>her hands go from your chest down to your crotch

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>she paws the outline of your package through your jeans, and gives an appreciative "Mmm."
>you feel your zipper being undone and her hands delve down, returning with the prize they were after
>momentarily you stop kissing her, pulling back and bit and running your hands around her waist, you can just barely make out a dagger tattoo in the dim light
>she bites her lip and raises her eyebrow as she begins stroking your cock
>you run one hand over to her ample rear and get a nice good handful
>and then give it a nice swat
>she gasps, and finally speaks, eyes narrowing and smug grin growing, "Ooh, you brute."
>"Ah, c'mon, we both know you didn't come here looking for a gentleman." and give her fat ass another swat
>she closes her eyes and bites her lip again, giving your dick a firm squeeze
>you move both hands to her rear, and she juts it out a bit for you
>you begin to give her ass a thorough rub down, with the occasional light spank always giving a nice little gasp
>as you continue your assault on her ass you feel something that's definitely not her supple flesh
>you run a hand over it more definitely, and through her jeans you feel something round situated between her cheeks
>she looks up and gives you a mischievous smile, "Well? Go ahead."
>you waste no time in loosening and removing her pants
>as you suspected, she's not wearing any underwear down there either
>she steps out of them and turns around, leaning against the wall before reaching back and spreading her ass for you
>sitting snugly above her moist pussy is a buttplug
>"I generally prefer girls," she gives you another wink, "but I'm still on the pill, just in case."
>although the sight is something else, the invitation is too good to pass up
>you step forward, cock prodding at her entrance, but you don't enter just yet
>you want to make this overly confident bear beg for it
>she eyes you curiously, a "Hmm?" escaping her lips
>"Ask nicely," you whisper into her ear

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>she pouts, "Ohh you're so mean. Why should I exactly?"
>you roughly grab her wrists and push them flat on the wall
>"Because I told you to."
>"Mmhmhm~" she moans, "you certainly know how to treat a lady."
>you respond by giving her another slap on her ass, this time without as much restraint, rewarding you with a gasp a bit louder than the others
>"Harder."
>"Harder what?"
>finally she gives in
>"Harder please, is that what you wa-"
>you cut her off mid sentence with a spank that echoes down the corridor
>after a few moments she catches her breath
>panting, she speaks, "Oh I am so taking you home with me."
>she stares back at you, her smug grin replaced with a needful pout
>"Now would you PLEASE stuff that cock in me already?"
>well good enough
>you rear back and plunge into her hot folds
>her head droops as she lets out a satisfied moan, "Hahhh..."
>she doesn't need much warming up at this point, especially considering all of your brief contact with this girl has been shameless foreplay
>you bottom out with relative ease, considering her small stature
>as you pound against her, her ass ripples and bounces on each thrust
>her legs begin to tremble and you find your hands are better off holding her hips up than pinning her to the wall
>you may not be a linebacker, but you still have a solid foot on her height wise, and you're also not going easy on her
>from how wet each smack is, you don't think she's going to complain either
>each time you bottom out your can feel the buttplug press against you
>you slow down your thrusting and take one hand off her hip to get a solid grip on the toy in her ass
>you lightly tug on it, and feel her clench down on you
>your thrusting slows to a more reasonable pace as you pull on the toy
>her ass grips tight around it at first, slowly giving way as you pull it further and further out
>she lets out a long moan as you fully remove the plug from her ass, her hole gaping slightly
>she must have been wearing it for hours

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>you speed your thrusts back up again, enjoying the sight of her bare hole bouncing against your dick
>but it looks a bit empty now too, you stick your thumb in your mouth and give it a healthy wetting
>her ass offers no resistance as you slide your thumb inside, adding a bit more spit to further lubricate the hole
>she shudders as you penetrate both her holes, "Mmm! I LOVE *gasp* having my ass played with."
>you lean against her, squishing her against the wall, "What about having it fucked?"
>you don't even have to make her beg, she enthusiastically shoots back, "Oh yes, please!"
>you pull your cock out of her well fucked pussy and hear her sigh, almost longingly
>but she perks up immediately as she feels your tip prodding her backdoor
>you don't even need to lube your dick, it's dripping with juices
>your dick is a bit larger than the buttplug, even still, you don't need to do much work to slip inside
>she reaches back and wraps her hand over your arm, looking back with you with a face consumed by lust
>Ohh fuck yes...pound my ass."
>before she even finishes her sentence you're already at work, her ring gripping around your shaft as it pushes in and out
>her moans are even louder than before, so loud you almost worry someone in the not so distant party might hear
>almost, but at the moment you're balls deep in this bombshell of a woman's ass
>loud slaps reverberate down the hall as you pound against her
>you reach out and grab a fist full of her dyed hair, pulling her head back to make her look at you
>she's making no attempt to hide or inhibit her sultry moans at this point, all her focus going into keeping her legs standing
>finally you see her eyes roll back in her head and feel her sphincter clench hard on your dick
>you were pretty sure she was one of those girls who could cum from anal, but proof is always nice
>her teeth clench as her brow furrows, and she pushes back into you, holding on tight for support

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>you wrap your free arm around her stomach and hold her up while continuing to force her head back
>you just love watching those blue orbs flutter each time you bottom out in her ass
>after all that, you can't hold out much longer
>a few more particularly hard thrusts and you reach your limit, she pauses her ragged gasping to grin as you unload into her bowels
>she does her best to squeeze on your cock as you cum, shooting more than a half dozen ropes into her depth
>after you finally empty your balls you remember to breathe, taking a huge gasp of air, she giggles airily at you
>you slide your still semi hard cock out of her ass and release her from your grip, only for her to stumble into the wall before sliding into a heap
>your cum puddles beneath her, mixing with the small puddle of her cum already on the floor
>you slump down beside her on the floor back to the wall, both of you taking some ample time to catch your breath
>after a couple minutes you're both breathing steady again and redressing
>you give her another kiss she returns as you finish buckling your pants
>you smile at her, "You know, I don't think I caught your name."
>her smug grin returns, "Nope, I guess I didn't." and she starts walking away
>you keep pace behind her, "Well, are you gonna tell me?"
>she stops at the corner leading back into the main room, the party still in full swing
>she winks at you, "Maybe later."

>>9813280
>>9813284
>>9813291
>>9813302
>>9813310
it's shit, so it fits her character well at least

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Alright, now to get 4 hours of sleep and survive on coffee and anger at work today.
Never discount anger kids.

Here's a pastebin if you wanna read it without the breaks.
https://pastebin.com/nJbxJqQf

>>9813324
Love you too, man. Night.

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A short poem for Selmers:

That bear crotch
Is top notch

>>9813331
Cool. I'll wake it when I wake up if I have time before work. I'm going to bed too. Night.

>>9813403
Neat

>>9813415
>I'll wake it when I wake up
Yeah I think you definitely need to sleep

what would be deemed as high effort art?

>>9813550
Something with menstruation.

>>9811901
Seriously, this. These threads are obnoxious as fuck now, there's no good art and it's just becoming a circlejerk for these two morons.

>>9814205

at least weaver isn't here yet

>>9814237
Who cares who is and isn't here, it's just cancerous as fuck how it is now. It's an attention whore thread with no good art and shit scribbles by the same two idiots

>>9814252

thanks pete repeat

>>9814277
Maybe he hopes that if he says it enough times it will become true.

>>9814301
It is true, I'm waiting for these threads to become an OC shitfest, you all deserve nothing but the worst at this point

>>9814329
If you don't like these threads, then why the fuck are you here?

>>9814360
Just like the cult he just loves his town.

dead in the woods

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>>9814836

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I bet Gregg would do ANYTHING if you rubbed his ears. It'd drive him crazy.

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Smooch

Hello all. Have not been here in....a month atleast. What changed? Did they get that update out with extra content at the end? ANd how are you all people?
>>9814858
I was the one who asked for that pic, holy shit, so weird as I just came back.

>>9815253
The game hasn't been updated as far as I know. Bet those backers think their contributions were money well spent.

Bit of a shitposter problem but otherwise the board is pretty cool, there are some cool artists and writers around.

>>9815285
Yeah, been on the booru, lot more pictures rolling in then usual. Hell, I even drew a few pics here, all terrible, of course. Also, is it still Virusanon, or do we have new shitposters?

>>9815298
I dunno, I am pretty new. Still using all the methods mentioned in the shitposter awareness document though. I always ignore them but it annoys me people are always rising to them. I think the people who rise to the shitposters are a big part of the problem.

I've been taking story requests, I have written a couple already, and might do another one later today if I am in the mood. People have some good ideas for short stories here.

>>9815298
It's more than likely just a copycat or two.
Who knows, who cares.

>>9813331
That was a pretty spicy read

>>9815406
Spicy story for a spicy character.
Sluts are awesome.

>>9801065
Your art is good!

>>9815462
Only the spiciest of spicy characters would wear a buttplug while going dancing.

Maybe if you were going to go out with her again she would make you wear one too.

>>9815580
I got really sad because the inciting incident happened two thirds into the game and as a result there wasn't enough time for the story to be good, and the ending was just so shitty, mainly due to the lack of closure yes.

Then again on my second play-through I gave up when the cult started because I didn't feel like sitting through that crap again. I read some of the dialogue changes in the script and that was enough.

I was sad you didn't get to fuck Bombshell

>>9815653
Yeah, it's kinda hard to do that when she's not real.

>>9815653
"Here Lies Mae. She never scored."

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>>9815653
It was weird you didn't go back to the party to at least tell Jackie that Bea was fine.

>>9815659
Pfft casual. I bet you can't even lucid dream about fucking fictional people, let alone bear girls.

>>9815701
Nah, they probably just realized that it's better to stick with each other rather than liberal college scum.

Mae, Bea and everyone else getting better therapists and eventually becoming happier people is canon and if you say otherwise you are wrong.

>>9815836
I wish it were Anon, I wish it were, but the developers couldn't even be bothered with a "Where are they now" ending. The laziest possible ending and they couldn't even do that.

>>9815497
Id let Bombshell fuck me in the ass. You'd have to be gay not to.

>>9815653
>Mae will never forget it's her time of the month while in the middle of a hardcore scissor session with Bombshell

>>9815856
>implying she didn't already earn her Red Wings years ago

Reading the Mae x Selmers story in the writebin. It actually manages to read convincingly like Mae actually wrote it, and I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing since Mae wouldn't be a very good writer. It feels pretty authentic. The buildup to the sexy stuff is very slow though.

>>9815915
The buildup is the best part.

>>9815915
>It's an uncultured horny pig doesn't appreciate world building episode
ugh, like eff off dude...

>>9815998
>Someone points out an indisputable fact about a story
>Immediately resort to insulting them because you took stating a fact about the story as insulting the story and you absolutely must defend the story's honour even though no insult was made.

>>9816061
I think he was making a joke

>>9816061
>moving the goalpost
I bet you don't even read hentai lol

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Boy, Mae sure likes butts, doesn't she.

I thought the writing style was weird at first, but once I imagined that Mae was the one writing it, it was better because I could actually imagine Mae would write in that weird style.

The slow pace let the sexiness build up and pay off beautifully, because Mae perving at Selmer's ass was well done and ended up being pretty hot, and set up the lewd stuff that happened later well.

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>>9816172
Yeah that's what I thought bitch.

>>9816191
I want Mae to insult me

>>9816264
i can insult you

fuck you IDIOT

>>9816264
Mae hopes you get chopped up by a blunt chopper.

>>9816300
I hope she gets chopped up by a rusty cleaver