Fucks won't make a new thread Edition with simsuits
Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First gays”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of a Dr.Pepper you want to use as a tribute in a Hungry Gays simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host fiddles and puts your tribute in a fight to the life with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people Arrpee as their main avatars (or “faggots”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
I-i was going to do it...
>>9793400
>Junkrat tilts his head up and scratches his throat, a perplexed expression showing on his face.
So you want to show me you're not crazy by doin' a magic trick?
>Junkrat's eyes light up and he claps his hand together, enamoured by the idea.
Yeah mate go right ahead, I haven't seen a good magic trick in a some time now!
>>9793414
Hold 'er down til the bubbles stop comin' up. I'd feel bad for drownin' a kid, but it's THIS kid so I'm not all that saddened by it.
>Junkrat's robotic arm proves to be a massive help in keeping the girl underwater.
Why don't we get those Hotel games hosted any more?
>>9793434
My dick is confused
>>9793434
Do what?
>>9793434
I was impatient especially when I'm tired sorry
>kissu
>>9793414
Nobody will ever find me here, it's the best hiding spot ever.
Hey you, close off the lid please.
>>9793440
Three or so of my games have been hotel or were they psychic...
>>9793432
Use a plastic one next time.
>>9793436
Good. Now you'll believe me when I say it's my dream!
>She pinches her cheek hard, before simply disappearing from view, as if she were never there.
>...Only for her to wake up in her room. She sits up in her bed, noting nothing has changed, before lying back down, and counting down from 3.
>And just like that, she reappears in a bit of a shimmer, a few feet away from Junkrat.
Tada!
>>9793432
Hey there ladies, how much would it cost fo get a little alone time back up in my hotel room? Did i mention I'm a famous talk show host?
>>9793460
WE need more of those.
>>9793440
They're boring
>>9793464
Next game is dedicated to you
>>9793432
>Junkrat wipes away his crocodile tears, letting out a wimpy sniffle every now and then (that is also not real.)
And you're tellin' me your not crazy?
>Another exaggerated sniffle.
Whatever, ya bloody mongrel.
>>9793461
So what, you think I'm just a figment of your imagination or something because you can teleport? Because darl, "I think, therefore I am." I ain't a dream of yours, I can assure you.
>>9793472
>>9793440
How about this, next game i host later tonight will be the haunted hotel code, just for you my man.
>>9793475
....
>She harrumpfs, and stomps over, holding an arm out.
I passed woke myself up and then went right back to sleep. Grab my arm!
Whoops I forgot to psot
>>9793478
Also Ben fucked his own ass desu
>>9793478
It's Rin, Eric. You got baited.
Don't fucking do this man, it's an awful code
Searching for images and I get Skank Saga as an ad
Thanks Gelbooru
>>9793481
>Junkrat reluctantly takes her arm, his cold, metal hand clamping down around it tightly so as to keep her from doing anything reckless.
This better be good, kid.
>>9793486
glub glub glub, glub glub glub, glub. glub. glub. GLUB GLUB GLUBBADA GLUBBA
>nice rp
>>9793495
Good rp thanks
>>9793486
Oops, looks like i got something just a bit bigger than a rabbit. Eh, I'm sure it wasn't too painful for em.
>>9793487
You can't tell me how to live my life anymore, dad!
>>9793510
At least warn the thread you're gonna host the hotel code so I know when to take a break and do something else.
>>9793509
>Why thank you
>>9793510
If you actually host it you madman I'll give you my Zombie Apocalypse code
>>9793495
>She again pinches her cheek. She's goddamn gone. Fwoosh, as if she was never even there in the first place.
>Aaand about a half-minute later, she reappears in the exact same spot as before, facing the exact same direction as before.
DO you know how much trouble it is making my body wake up and go back to sleep like this?
>>9793531
Can I have that code as well?
>>9793531
I can't host now because I'm about to pass out, talk to me around 12:00AM though, because i usually host around then.
>>9793542
Maybe if you ERP with me as Christina
>>9793547
Aight, I'll be here
>>9793532
>Junkrat's "teleportation" theory was still on top of his mind, but, in a rare display of "thinking ahead," he decides not to vocalize this and just play along.
Alright girl, dream or not I don't get how this is supposed to excuse your crazy behaviour. If this is the kinda stuff you dream about it really only adds to my theory, don't it?
>>9793542
Just a burger mate. Dunno what a "braut" even is.
>>9793542
How could you not love this sexy : feet tall beast?
>>9793560
I ment 5 not: goddammit.
>>9793551
>kissu
>>9793567
>>9793555
A girl's gotta have some sort of stress relief, riight? You spend so long cooped up in a tiny boring room, you get tired of it. So you dream, dream of freedom to do anything you could ever want!
This place has a lot of awfully perceptive people for one of my dreams...
>>9793542
I bet it was some goddamn teenagers that took my clothes, like gabe. Fuck vabe, he's an asshole.
>>9793577
>Without any warning, Junkrat slaps her across the face with his heavy robotic arm.
Could you feel that? I'm curious.
>>9793580
Did I die? Can't say I remember that happenin'. Oh well!
>>9793567
That's a bit too intense for me.
I'm not going to post it here in-thread, seeing as last time I did that with the Hotel code everyone and their mother used it for their games for the next three months.
Do you have discord?
>>9793580
Mama i think you fucked up a bit.
>>9793572
Could get worse.
>>9793592
SHIITE I WAS LOOKING AT IT FOR REFERANCE
REAL SLIDE
>>9793589
I can add you just need to log into it
>>9793588
>Uso lets out a shocked yelp, once more vanishing as she hits the ground.
>And a few moments later, she once again shows up in the same exact location, now looking more than a little peeved.
Nobody wakes me up but me!
>>9793600
Hmpf. I wish I knew how.
>>9793602
Seiko#5688
>>9793600
This is the second time I've been killed by one of my fiers. Why am i always the first out of all my tributes to die? It's not fair.
>>9793600
GABE FUCK OFF, FIRST CLEM AND NOW THE DICK GIRL? YOU LITTLE SHIT.
>>9793600
Ah, so I'm still in! Not gonna lie, my heart skipped a beat there.
>>9793605
But I am you, ain't I? Cause this is your dream and all...
>Junkrat says sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
What kinda girl dreams about an Australian man slapping her? A crazy one! Dream or not, ya gotta recognise this fact!
>Junkrat goes for another slap, this time putting all of his power into it.
>>9793614
at least you don't die when you come to the evil overlord known as eggman
>>9793628
Game sucks.
>>9793628
>Fucking chokeslams the paper boat
>>9793628
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Triple kill, I'm on fire!
>Junkrat breaks out into a series of hysterical giggles.
>>9793641
rhoode
>>9793622
>>9793628
Nobody but me-me!
>As the blow comes down, a sparkling light radiates from her, just for the briefest instant. A series of heavy, thorn-like growths have sprouted from her body, piercing through an arm and a leg, and the largest of them all coming from her eye itself. She shifts a bit at the weight, letting the side of her eye's thorn take the brunt of the blow.
Sometimes, I need stress relief.
>>9793656
Look at that, now the both of us are on fire. Don't it feel good?
>>9793656
Commentator Jerma: And there goes VR Guy, he has been eliminated.
>>9793669
Cheers Mates
>>9793678
Wait a second...how do you accidently do that
>>9793678
Why would a demon ever want to submerge himself? Goddammit kane.
>>9793666
>Junkrat's arm brushes against the thorn, resulting in a grating sound as the thorn digs through metal. Junkrat's just relieved that he hadn't been using his real arm.
Your idea of stress relief is letting people hit ya around? I ain't gonna lie, that's pretty sad. Not as sad as tryin' to talk sense to a mental case though...
>>9793678
>A tidal wave of water splashes down over Junkrat, causing him to tumble around inside of the pool, unable to find the surface. Soon enough he runs out of oxygen and promptly drowns.
THE MAJAH RAJAH CAN'T SWIM TO WELL WATCH YOUR TONE LIFE GUARD
>>9793690
We don't question his sanity...unlike Triple Haich dressing up like kane and drugging stephanie into loving him
>>9793697
Now who said that? People like you...heeeeheeehee...
>She takes a lurching step back, slowed by the bulk of the thorns pierced through her leg.
Let's say I prefer...giving, so to speak~.
THATS FILTHY PEASANT WATER
>>9793696
You don't like me because I look different, you don't like my Sandcastle because it looks different, all you dumb Americans are all the same. And now I will speak to my people in my native language of Punjabi.
ਮੈਂ, ਜਿੰਦਾ ਮਹੇਲ, ਬਿਮਾਰ ਹਾਂ ਅਤੇ ਮੈਂ ਇਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਥੱਕਿਆ ਹਾਂ ਕਿ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਸਨਮਾਨ ਨਹੀਂ ਮਿਲ ਰਿਹਾ! ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਜਦੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਡਬਲਯੂਡਬਲਯੂਡ ਈ ਈ ਮਨੀ ਇਨ ਦੀ ਬੈਂਕ ਵਿਚ ਰੈਂਡੀ ਔਰਟਨ ਨੂੰ ਹਰਾਇਆ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਇਹ ਸਾਰੇ ਅਮਰੀਕੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਸਾਬਤ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ ਕਿ ਜਿੰਦਰ ਮਹਿਲ ਇਤਿਹਾਸ ਦਾ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਵੱਡਾ ਡਬਲਯੂਡਬਲਯੂਈ ਵਿਸ਼ਵ ਜੇਤੂ ਹੈ.
>A single tear drops from the scientists eye as she exhales loudly.
WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU
>>9793720
>Kamina kills his own ava
You got to drop her now.
NOT WORTHY
>>9793720
>>9793730
It is only pottery that somebody who followed the requisites set by the game wins. Thank you for your service, dear Host.
>>9793709
>Junkrat draws his grenade launcher, keeping a wary eye on her as he aims it at her chest.
The only thing you'll be givin' is givin' me a reason to blow you to bits. It might not be me, but some day somebodies gonna wake you up - in both the literal and figurative sense. It'll come, and I reckon it'll come soon if ya keep actin' like this.
>>9793718
That's...that's not what she meant by "giving," is it? Because that changes things. Yeah, that changes things quite a bit...
Hey wait a second, you're just talkin' shit ain't ya?
>>9793733
Cheers for the game mate, congrats to the winner and whatever. Hey, a bit a courtesy don't hurt every now and then.
>>9793730
You are not worthy of being the winner! Yiu aren't even a world champion like i am! Just you wait until i start angrily shouting in Punjabi at you!
rip the size was 15 mb
>>9793740
''stress relieve'' and ''giving''
Connect the dots. She got a 12 inch meatgun primed and armed.
Good morning.
>>9793733
Alright, thanks for hosting, i seriously need to get some sleep now, I'm going to be sick until like 4 in the afternoon now because of this goddammit.
>>9793741
I-i'm sorry Majah Rajah...
>>9793752
Morning
>>9793752
Ohio
>>9793739
ily iiya
>>9793762
>table....
WHY THE FUCK DID IT AUTO CORRECT RAJAH TO TABLE?!?!
>>9793733
Thanks for the game.
>hands you pic related
>>9793733
>thanks for hosting
>>9793751
Nah you're shittin' me, that's what one of ya told me last time I was talkin' to a girl here! Even made me ask her. Did not end well for me mate, did not end well.
>>9793730
Siiiigh. I remember when I used to wear a school uniform. Congrats, guy.
Thank youu~.
>>9793740
Oh, you can try. You can try, and try, and try, and try some more. But even if you do wake up...
>She strikes a batting pose jerkily, forcing her way in to it through the thorns in the way. That light washes across her once more, and the thorns are just a quickly gone. In her hands is a wicked, brutal-looked nail-studded bat, the end of it already stained with reddish-brown.
I'll just keep coming back until I get what I want.
>>9793772
DOCTAH PEPPAH!?
>inhales the entire can
>>9793772
Thanks! now I'm going to drink myself to sleep.
>>9793779
OI THAT WAS MINE
>>9793777
Do what you want, mate. It's your brown pucker that's going to get shafted here and not mine.
>>9793771
I'm going crazy
>>9793778
If I
>Junkrat puts heavy emphasis on the "I"
wake up? Now what's the runnin' theory, you think I'm dreaming too or something? Or was that just a slip of the tongue?
>Junkrat doesn't seem all that intimidated by the bat, especially since he's currently holding a grenade launcher aimed at her chest. That'll be enough to inspire confidence in most people, let alone a lunatic whose passion it is to blow shit up.
>>9793792
You gotta way with words that make me wanna vomit.
>Junkrat then breaks out into a fit of hysterical laughter, imagining the scenario taking place.
Shit, did I seriously just laugh at that? Eh, whatever.
I'm going to sleep now night
>>9793817
Mmmhm. I meant to say that it won't matter even if you do wake me-
>The girl suddenly lunges forward, swinging down at the grenade launcher itself.
UP!
>>9793822
me on the right
>>9793747
T-Thank you, I shall treasure it along with the rest I have received.
>>9793833
wait can i have my dick back
>>9793842
You can use the time machine
Hi guys
Rammy.......
>>9793834
AND BOOM!
>Junkrat doesn't hesitate to pull the trigger on his grenade launcher (or to finish her sentence for her) and launches a grenade at point blank. A most wicked grin lights up his face as he sees the grenade "explode" out of the barrel of the grenade launcher, speeding right towards the girl.
>>9793847
hey
>>9793855
Rammy!?
My infinite cocklust cannot be quenched.
>>9793833
Buh-bye.
>>9793858
>The blast hits her dead-on. Shame she just poofs like all the other times. On the other hand, the visual image of her turning in to literally nothing form the force of an explosion is immensely satisfying.
>And a few moments later she shows up right where she was before, already bringing the nailbat back up to bear and charging at the Australian.
>>9793870
kys Luci
>>9793847
welcome to eb games
>>9793870
>KK
>>9793876
>Junkrat brings his arms up to his face to shield himself from the explosion. By the time he's lowered them again to look at the girl's body parts sprayed out across the place, he is instead greeted with the sight of the girl charging at him, too close for him to ready his grenade launcher.
>Instead he sticks out his robotic arm, intending to block the blow with that. What happens next - eh, it's a work in progress.
>>9793846
oh
Aikawa
>>9793899
>The girl simply lays in to him savagely, slamming the prosthetic with a heavy, overhead blow.
Feel lucky!
>A demented smile crosses her face as she rears the thing up for another bash. If there were any doubts about their mental stability, it's definitely looking confirmed now.
Normally nothing lasts through the first swing!
I want to fug the host
I'm going to relaunch lewd games
Make a new code and such, based on the old one
Y'all best get ready
>>9793937
>His arm is able to absorb most of the impact but goes on the fritz for a small moment, fingers opening and closing erratically against his command. He doesn't seem to mind it, though.
I'm glad to hear I'm an outlier!
>Junkrat can't help but giggle through the whole ordeal, his own lunacy showing as his free hand grabs at the grenade launcher. He doesn't even take the time to aim it, instead just firing at their feet with no regard for safety.
>>9793984
I'm fine with having another reason to have my dick out.
>>9793984
>kissu
>>9793989
>Uso opens her mouth in reply, only to be promptly be blown to smithereens.
>Instead when she appears once more, she only lets out a loud laugh, charging at the man once more in a reckless frenzy.
Do I smell an ebin arr pee battle?
>>9794042
no go away
:)
LOVING
ALL
THE
LAUGHS
>>9794067
You're the reason our Junko-chan left.
>>9794079
>>9794027
>Junkrat is thrown on his back from the explosion, given little time to re-orient himself from the blast. When he tilts his head up, sure enough he sees the girl closing in on him again.
It's been fun, brat! Seriously. Love goin' up against idiots who run in straight lines, makes my job so much easier.
>It was two for none now, wasn't it? In Junkrat's mind that was a victory for him, although getting bashed to death by some scrawny girl didn't sound like the way he wanted to die. He wants to die on his own terms, so he aims the grenade launcher directly upwards and fires, humming the finale from finale from Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture (the overture that typically plays in movies when shit starts exploding) while waiting for the grenade to fall back down and explode.
>>9794042
Not much of a battle mate, I can tell ya that.
>>9794079
How so?
>>9794100
Seth was pulling the strings all along.
>>9794100
>>9794107
It's only the beginning.
One by one, every names on the list are gonna get "it".
No exceptions.
Your life changes when you make me your enemy.
>>9794096
Hahaha...! I think I like you!
>Usotsuki simply throws her nailbat to the side, heedlessly leaping straight on to the Australian's stomach in a sitting position with all the winding-inducing force to be expected of her sheer momentum. She firmly places her hands on his prosthetic and grenade launcher, an odd music-box like jingle coming from thin air as she turns her head up towards the grenade.
>>9794131
Post the list, Seth-kun~
>>9794132
I knew something was missing!
>>9794132
If ya feel somethin' pokin' up against you that's just my detonator, not my-
>The grenade comes falling down, landing inside of Junkrat's fat mouth as he strangles out that one last sentence (it's hard to speak after being winded, y'know.) The grenade makes the sound of a bicycle bell as it erupts, the resulting explosion consuming them both. Or him, at least.
>>9794131
I've never done anything to you but I have associated with some that have.
Should I be worried?
>>9794131
What list?
>>9794134
R/M/F/K/Y/S/A/J
2 names already have been crossed off the list.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you and everything you have.
>>9794192
You'll see it when it hits.
>>9794164
Sssh-
>Her shush is instantly silenced by the deafening explosion blasting her from this world yet again.
>She'd return after a few minutes, giggling at nothing in particular.
>>9794200
Ryo?
>>9794200
Rin?
>>9794200
Rin
Matsuda
F
KK
Yukine
Seth (Seth's final boss is himself)
Adachi
Junko
>>9794200
Rin
no idea
Faggot?
kys
Araragi?
Jude?
>tfw instead of hitting them with the a/s/l you hit them with the r/m/f/k/y/s/a/j
>>9794207
>And so Junkrat respawns, having totally forgotten that death wasn't permanent in the arena.
Oh yeah, that's right! Good thing to, I got too caught up in the moment. I reckon the big guy woulda gotten upset at me if I went and got off'd for real.
>He says to himself.
Well, hopefully that threw ol' crazy off of me because I really want to eat.
>>9794200
>M
Shit
>>9794232
You're a fucking clown, Izaya.
>>9794270
Don't forget fat, and jaded.
>>9794200
Rubick
Merak
Fear Kubrick
Kosaku
Yinkling
S.Eric
Ahri/Astaroth
Junkrat(?)
What've you got against the newfags?
>>9794200
What's the next step of your master plan?
>>9794200
When will it hit?
Y/S/B/?/A/
M/M/P/R/N/M
?/K/?/A
S/S/K/S
H/T/M/Y/?/C
V/O/J/?/N/E
Yes this is real
>>9794300
Wha
>>9794300
4D chess wtf
J/S/R/Y/J/L/A
Watch out kiddos
>>9794300
>Tfw Aikawa likes Handsome Jack more than me
Fucking fuckity fuck.
A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K
okay you get it it's the fucking alphabet
L/L/K/M/W/A/A/K/M
>dabs
>>9794343
What
>>9794343
>>9794344
lmfao
H/L/K/S/O/K
>>9794241
>Uso continues giggling as she casually makes her way past, as if not even noticing Junkrat being there.
>A fair few bits of her skin seem burnt and blackened or seared off, including a fair chunk of the side of her face. Her dress looks burnt and frayed, part of the leg tattered. There's an odd object in her hands, similar to the explosive enthusiast's own weapon, but looking marginally less scruffy and fairly more spattered in red.
Good, good! It would've been such a shame if you vanished for good after that. It's time to have some fun with this thing...buh-bye~.
>>9794300
Yuno
Seth
/b/
Question mark person
Adachi
that Ice girl with the name M
Door-tan or non-canon girl
Plato
Robotnik
Nonon
Maria (not the succ one)
Question mark girl
Potassium
Question mark trap
Ahri
Spike Spiegel
S
Handsome Jack
T
M
Yzma
Question mark/Question Mark
Chitoge
V
O
Jolyne
Naoto
E3
hg is fucking dead
C/O/C/K/S
I'm coming to get you.
E/T/A/N
You're fucking dead.
I fucking hate you, Etan.
>>9794365
>KK
>>9794363
You got 2 in the right spot, and you got 2 right in total.
That's pretty good I guess.
>>9794382
What is the list for
F/O/R/T/H/E/G/A/M/E/S
ngw
Post em'
>>9794388
Fags he wants to ship with.
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>>9794388
>
>>9794361
>Junkrat simply watches as she passes him, wondering if her current appearance had anything to do with him or if it was just another power of hers. The answer does not come to him.
You tryn'a confuse me or something? Because I'm confused. Ya walk past me lookin' as munted as ya do, holdin' some weird object and tellin' me you're about to have fun with it...then say buh bye?
>Junkrat then sighs, shrugging.
I hate mystery, but if that's how it is with you then I guess that's just how it is. Whatever. Don't even know what that jingle was before ya died...
>Once again, he sighs.
Whatever. WHATEVER!
>tfw you think you are on seths list
>>9794382
>>9794363
>Mentions Handsome Jack
>Mentions Yuno
>Mfw those were the two right answers
>>9794382
Hungertale now!
>>9794411
>>9794426
Yeah, no shit. It's cyphered for a reason.
>>9794422
>pets
Calm down, Arakawa.
Shh, It's not your fault.
What are some known beefs between avafags?
>>9794465
Vino and Aussa
>see the thread
>my braincells are working overtime now
thanks
>>9794473
brainlet detected
>>9794465
Aikawa and Ta-Class
>>9794432
> IF YOU IN SOME WAY FIGURED THIS CYPHER OUT CONGRATS TO YOU I GUESS HERE'S A STEAM KEY FOR [redacted]
Someone else can take it, good luck
ngw
>>9794425
it's 2dead
goodbye hg
>>9794629
see you tomorrow
>>9794625
>makes it 3dead
hungertale now
Morning hg
sablya davai ebash krasivo
>>9794695
Shalom
>>9794663
Hmm, I don't knooow...
If you give me a cute anime girl.
Reigen plz go posidim v brg popizdim
>>9794698
Shekels
>>9794710
SABLYA, AKTIVNEE!
>>9794725
not cute
>>9794726
Ya napeesal.
>>9794710
>>9794710
ok
>>9794766
ur ded
>>9794710
>>9794772
>suicide bombs
So, what game was it?
>>9794750
>>9794710
We shall contribute to this noble effort by presenting to you our queen by picture...
>>9794796
Bad Rats
>>9794710
>>9794758
> Ya napeesal.
BLYA NU EMU POHUY, ZOVI SILNEE
>>9794796
Plague Inc.
>>9794759
>>9794766
too young
>>9794787
too old
>>9794798
what the hell
>>9794804
ehh
>>9794782
perfect
okay, get ready for Hungertale then, by picking out a transparent/pixelated entry pic. You don't have to, but it looks nice.
>>9794804
>>9794804
I love her hair color
>>9794814
>>9794810
How much time will you take?
I need to take a shower.
REIGEN, GO V /BRG/, PEEDOR!
>>9794841
>you want me to go to /brg/?
>>9794823
just a few minutes.
>>9794853
new thread
First 24.
>>9794810
…Don't even try to "ehh" at me like that. It's kind of disturbing.
>>9794814
>She hides back on a corner.
>>9794817
You think so? …I guess It's nice getting a compliment.
>>9794883
go away aikawa hosting
>>9794883
The King Of All Cosmos
>>9794883
Awawa is hosting
>>9794883
Nice b8
>>9794884
Why do you have a ball on your head?
>>9794888
What should I do?
we invading /brg/?
cyka bJIRmb
>>9794906
is that your post
>>9794893
Oh, pardon us...it was the wrong person...
>Why do all these anime girls look alike?
>>9794865
>alright I go'd