Hunger Games Thread
"Ding Dong The Witch's Ding Dong" Edition.
No milk?
>>9787456
Awoo.
How many people will whiteknight Junko now that we know he is a catfish?
>>9787449
The Star D
>>9787384
King of the Cosmos? I..forgive me but am I suppose to know this? Never heard of anything like that! Not even in the movies.
Well, looks like we're one of the first beings in this new thread, huh?
What a grand way to enter the arena!
>>9787456
Well, no...we apologize, but we can try and have the prince roll you up some milk if you so desire...
xth for the prime evil Belial has been slain
>>9787448
Cat With a Gun#9288
>>9787449
I felt trapped. I regret it
>>9787483
>>9787284
>>9787384
Beats me! But I'm enjoying these astronomical effects, what's your reperto---
>The jubilant expression on Skullomania's face turns sour as the godly figure descends into the Arena.
On second thought...
>>9787380
W-w-well I'm glad to hear that, Rover.
>>9787380 (Rover)
You're so upbeat....it's strange.
>>9787384 (King of the Cosmos)
You're not a space babe.
>>9787388 (Poniko)
Wow, that's a little harsh. My house wasn't the portal though, it was an abandoned building near where I lived.
>>9787390 (Memoca)
Goodnight little bird!
>>9787500
Do you ERP in your secret discord group?
>>9787500
Alright you admitted youre a dude why are you still here
>>9787456
pls host
>>9787456
You're too demanding brother, patience is the essence of virture... or something like that.
>>9787488
D3 was good. No matter what /v/ says.
>>9787488
Diablo 2>Diablo 3
>>9787320
Oh no, I totally agree. In this time, it is quite clear to see how someone actually is when formality has been more or less dropped.
>>9787317
That doesn't stop some others from attacking me on sight. Thank you Mr. Pit.
>Just as it seems like she was going to calm down, he had to make a comment about the underground army.
Excuse me? That can't be real!
>>9787363
I much rather prefer her company over yours. I... do not know. I didn't even expect to be like this in the first place! Something else may go horribly wrong.
>>9787284
It's getting bigger...
>"This has to be worth the wait."
>>9787380
I suppose so. I wasn't there to see any of it after all. Is that so, Mr. Rover? I do hope you enjoyed yourself during it. [TOWN NAME] must be quite wild at this time with the Summer approaching.
Rammy.....
>Junko
>>9787518
Yes, it was an ERP party between Ahri, Suz and her. He corrupted a newfag.
Yagyu...........
>Mirai
>>9787562
How dare he defile a pure angel like Ahri
Also, logs?
>>9787481
Wait, what? You never heard of us?!? We're from the latest sensation that is sweeping the world, Katamari Damacy. Surely you must have some knowledge of such a game, right?
>We inquire with distress. Why aren't the locals praising us? We ARE international celebrities, at least according to our fans...
>>9787504
Huh? Is there something troubling you?
>We ask, peering down at him with a curious look spread across our face.
>>9787515
Indeed we are not! However, we ARE married to one, if you want to count our glorious Queen...
>>9787552
I unno but when are we gonna get a Tyrael or a prime evil ava?
>>9787576
They got wiped when he invited new members. Sorry.
>>9787552
>deleted
What did he mean by this
>>9787465
Ruh roh.
>Craig tries to keep the wolf placid, making no sudden movements or doing anything that might set the dog off.
Good doggy, right?
>>9787483
Eh, don't bother. I'm heading out to get some milk myself.
>>9787528
I should try and be more selective about when I show up, because I'm sure my presence is one big cocktease. I'm going out for lunch, I might be gone for an hour or two. I'll host then. Maybe host both my codes. Why not?
>>9787531
Patience is the essence of be getting bored and becoming irritated. Patience is for those that aren't go-getters such as myself.
>>9787543
There's a saying for something that like that, something like, "Isn't it better to try and to fail than to not try at all?".. Yeah something like that..
>It's becoming obvious by this point that he's just going to smile while looking away and just ignoring the passive-aggressiveness.
>>9787606
>Thought they were talking about Disgaea
>Was actually diablo
That's why.
>>9787584
Never. Tyrael has too little info to go off of. Plus, he'd be pure Godmodding.
Why are you admitting you're a male to us now Junko?
>>9787608
Ah, well...We see...Well than, good luck on your task...
leaving this here :-)
I love........MIRAI!
>>9787543
Maybe I was being too nosy with that Subaru fellow. I should follow my advice and not hold it against him. But you seem very genuine if I do say so myself.
>>9787580
Uhhh....
>Leo scratches her head
You lost me at the third sentence. Are you guys a pop group? That'd explain the clothes.
>>9787608
>The wolf approaches with a bowl of milk, placing it down at the skeleton's feet before resting besides it.
>>9787483
Awoo.
>>9787589
Who are the members?
>>9787633
What about the Demon Hunter?
Post em'
>>9787543
Oh, don't worry about them, they're handled for the most part. Sure, Thanatos the God of Death resurrects himself pretty frequently, but he isn't that tough
FIRST 36!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9787651
>>9787515
Calling it like I see it. You did say that you opened it "back home"...
>>9787456
>The glint of a blade in the moonlight signals a certain someone's arrival behind Craig. His cold, dry tone pierces the skeleton's nonexistent ears.
None at all. Is that not a true shame? Heh heh.
>>9787679
Ahri, Sunset and Junko
>>9787580
What's your major function man? You just can't waltz in here grandstanding without addressing yourself. I'm known to be a numb-skull at times, but did you introduce yourself?
I can't tell for sure, since I was wowed from that dazzling cosmic show you put out there.
>>9787608
That's a flaw you gotta fix, you gotta be a go-getter... you gotta. It's how I changed from being a 3rd-rate cheapskate to a hero.
>>9787693
Black Commander Ocelot
Junko, how many people knew you were actually a male?
>>9787687
>>9787693
Nice b8.
>>9787727
Fill it out all the way.
>>9787693
Kaito
>>9787686
Possibly doable.
>putting your foot through a loaded crossbow
Why?!
>>9787693
Reigen Arataka
>>9787693
Kutkha
>>9787693
Gascoigne
>>9787580
I demand a picture of said space babe.
>>9787687
>I love and fucking hate each and every one of them
>>9787696
Back home isn't a term that's exclusive to just a house you know. Normal people leave their houses Poniko.
>>9787727
Still funny that Bolin cucked you out of Ouma. You shouldn't have let him done that.
>>9787693
Skeptic Knight
>>9787693
Bike Boy
>>9787657
Oh, well now...Who do we have here?
>We inquired, smiling while our eyes drifted towards a interesting looking white dog.
Greetings, little roaming doggy; who might you be?
>>9787710
Our, function? Ah, you mean our job. We are who we said we are. We are the King; more specifically, the King Of All Cosmos...
So, yes, we did introduce ourselves as the King.
>>9787727
>>9787693
Uraraka Ochako
>>9787693
Baited Antifa Goat
>>9787693
Poniko
>>9787772
You don't seem all that normal. Still, it's pretty hard to tell when you're not specific.
>>9787693
Ranma Saotome
>>9787693
The King Of All Cosmos
>>9787693
Saburo Nishikoyama
>>9787693
b8ed Merak
>>9787756
Cause it's Blizzard.
Also was thinking of Crusader but I think we already have a couple of holy knights.
Any ideas?
>>9787693
Shota
I'll just call it a night. Take care everyone.
I'd still fuck you Junko
>>9787693
Leo
>>9787693
Dragon girl.
>>9787844
Remember to praise our Lord Sauron before sleeping Anon
>>9787727
>>9787844
Have a nice sleep, captain!
>>9787844
Sleep well Anonymous.
>>9787693
SnowWoman
>>9787693
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9787693
Hat And Scarf Girl
>>9787811
Well, you've got that right Poniko, I'm better than normal people.
>>9787844
Naito
Who do you miss Junko?
>>9787841
You could pick a Diablo 1, or Diablo 2 char. If you must have a Diablo 3 char, then you may as well go Demon Hunter. It's basically Kate Beckinsale from underworld, with crossbows.
>>9787693
Junko Enoshima
Male
>>9787642
Don't be like that, the offer is greatly appreciated. Should I ever get the chance to murder you I'll make sure it's fun for the both of us.
>>9787657
Oh! You really are a good doggy.
>The skeleton sits besides the wolf and picks up the bowl, taking the occasional sip from it while idly stroking the wolf.
It's moments of tranquility such as this that make me wonder if I'll ever become a better skeleton. Eh. We'll put a pin in it.
>The skeleton curls up alongside the wolf, drifting peacefully to sleep with no thoughts of murder on his mind. A first.
>>9787700
HA! Gloat all you want but there is, in fact, some milk here after all. There's also milk where I'm heading out, and as much as I'd like to KICK YOUR ASS I'm afraid I can't do that right now. Places to be and all that.
Hey, if you're still around here in the next hour or two I'll happily make a fool of you. Or...not, as the track record for me so far doesn't look very good. But whatever. You understand what I mean...or maybe you don't. I don't understand what I mean. I'm legitimately brain damaged. Not sure how due to, y'know, the absence of a brain but it is what it is.
>>9787710
Oh no, I was saying patience is for those that aren't go-getters. Go-getters don't have time for patience, that gotta go and get, y'know? Patient people don't "go and get," and "stay and let go" of opportunities to kick some ass because they're too busying staying and not getting. You catch my drift?
I'll let you mull over my words. For now I've gotta do some getting and going myself, that is getting lunch and going out. Seriously I'm late right now, every second that passes I look more and more like a dick
>>9787693
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9787693
Ikusaba
Male
>>9787515
Well there's nothing wrong with being positive! If I was sad and negative all the time I'd just bum people out!
>>9787504
Just do your best Mr. Skullomania. As long as you're giving 100% who cares what your power is? You're still gonna be super!
>>9787543
The bugs are getting a lot bigger. I might need to use a Gold Net at this rate!
>>9787656
...Do we even look like we're a band? We aren't even your size...
>We must admit, we are a bit peeved that he has yet to recognize our greatness..
>>9787772
Oh! Well here than!
>We take a knee, only coming down about halfway, still plenty taller than him, before reaching into our shirt and pulling out a wallet, opening up and showing the picture to the left.
See the woman in pink? That's our queen; beautiful, is she not?
>>9787941
Yunos avas aren't male
>>9787750
People who aren't filled out are people I haven't interacted with.
>>9787773
He had him before me. I kinda wanna revive him.
>>9787921
You talk a lot for one who lacks lungs. I may be here when you return. Then I shall see if you are good for your word. I can hardly wait to prove you wrong yet again.
>>9787693
A Kung Fu Chopping Clown
>>9787693
Awoo.
>>9787801
>The wolf perks up at the presence of a celestial being, curiously walking up to it.
...?
>>9787921
>The wolf curls up besides the skeleton, nuzzling her neck against his Femur while enjoying the strokes to her fur.
...
>Slowly, she tries to stealthily slip said Femur into her mouth, slowly gnawing on it.
>>9787693
Jason
>>9787693
The Scourge
>>9787960
>>9787693
Nepper
>>9787801
King Of All Cosmos... shut the front door, get that nonsense out of here. You're bummin my bone wise-guy....s?
I'm thinking ahead of the game, I know what're up too and it's not happening at all cylinder-head. Speaking in 3rd-person won't guarantee you an extra spot in the Arena, friend. I know your secrets.
>>9787921
Ahhh, I see watchu mean -- well good luck.
>>9787693
Squigly
>>9787693
Yoshiko Tsushima
>>9788002
This one doesn't count
>>9787693
Seiga Kaku
>>9787693
Horny girl
Peko..........
>Yu
>>9787706
Only 3?
Cocks.........
>KK
>>9788058
Yes
Tomoko........
>Junko
>>9787693
Maria and Harusame
You mean a lot to me ______
>Junko
>>9788053
Yu........
>Peko
>>9787693
Vinny
who's shitposting
>>9788091
>kissu
Hi Maria
>>9788122
Junko Enoshima from the Dangan Ronpa series
>>9787952
You have an extremely good point. I'm going to reiterate that to one of my friends.
>>9787958
That is a quality space babe. Good on you Space King.
>>9788122
>Every post I make is a shitpost
>>9787693
Mikun
>>9788122
I don't know but it's definitely not Hoshi for sure
By the way that's sarcasm nyaa kill yourself Hosh
TETSUO!
>Kaneda
>>9788166
CAAAANADAAAAAAA
>Tetsuo
>>9788166
KANEDA!
>>9788122
LF/Yosgay
>>9787903
Nobody likes someone that's full of themselves.
King Knight......
>LittleFinger
>>9788166
CANADA!
>>9787921
Well, yes; we heard of the strange revival and immunity stripping powers this place has, and we thought it sounded like a fun time. Us getting put on the same field as our foes for once, and having to rely on our wits, strength and luck to survive...Ah, sounds like such a thrilling time, considering it's all in the name of fun...
So yes, may the superior being win.
>>9787976
Hmm...
>Indeed, there was something, curious about this wolf, especially considering her markings and wings...
We suppose we can't ask you for a name, huh? Still, something about you, has our senses...intrigued by you...
>>9788007
Oh, we apologize. We didn't know you can also grow to extraordinary heights...
>At this point, we are tapping our foot down onto the ground with a bit of a miffed expression on our face. Have there been multiple other deities that came before us?
We are the crafters of the sky, and are able to create and destroy stars and constellations. Even Big Bangs and Supernovas fall under our jurisdiction! If you want proof; we promise to show you how much superior we are to the average human...
>>9788152
And good on you for recognizing quality women. May your own romantic affairs result in grand love...
Lolis...........
>Kamina
Oldfags..........
>Junko
>>9788221
>Asgore
Ftfy
>>9787693
THE REAL JUNKO ENOSHIMA
>female
>>9787958
Wait you're telling me those aren't effects...You're actually that huge!
>>9788243
>Lord_of_Lies.jpg
Peter Molyneux?
>>9788165
Nya? The fuck are you Implying?
I have shit RP.
>tfw someone I liked ruined something special of theirs
>>9788272
Peter Molyneux, Todd Howard, Junko Enoshima. what do all of these people have in common?
>>9788272
Todd Howard*
>>9788195
Nobody likes someone who is overly negative~
>>9788204
>He salutes the space king
>>9788296
All love Fallout 4?
>>9788268
Finally! We were wondering when you were going to realize that!
>We proudly declare, giving him a thumbs up with our hand hosting fingers just as big as him.
We aren't called The King Of All Cosmos just because we washed enough cars in the Boy Scouts...
Although our father and mentor did force us to wash his car for training a couple times...
>>9788314
>And a thumbs up for you as well.
>Sorry if replies take too long. My internet cannot handle itself right now.
>>9787483
>"So this is is we receive for waiting? Never get excited for anything here, Sienna.
>While the snake was unimpressed, the girl clearly was.
Excuse me sir? Just who are you?
>>9787611
I do not want to waste anyone's time. Why do you care so much about me? As you said, you wanted me to hate you.
>>9787656
Please give him another chance. He is a nice boy. Just has odd ways of showing it at times. You seem to be quite genuine yourself.
>>9787692
>The snake on her head suddenly pops to life, glaring at the angel with hate.
>"If Sienna is afraid then it must be a good reason!"
Your tough and my tough may be two very different things, sir. I just do not wish to die again.
>>9787952
Oh, I love bugs! Being there myself, I have to imagine that they are quite massive. I do not suppose you have another one of those tickets?
>>9788296
They are in the hunger games.
>>9788324
I can't remember what this guy is from but I remember liking it a lot. Source?
>>9788317
Fuck, he knows.
>>9788204
Ha, well, bub... We... um...
>Skullomania is lost for words, shrinking down in terror at the fanatical and godly prowess the deity towering over him possesses.
>Nervous laughter ensues.
Hah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Goodnight
>>9788204
....
>Invisible to most, the markings and various swirls of power on the wolf's body were prominent to all powerful beings such as the king. Not that she herself noticed all that much, Magic tail swaying left and right, she tilted her head to the side as his eyes looked her over.
...Awoo?
>"smart choice"
you'll be the first to die
>>9788352
Who do regret deceiving the most?
>>9788365
I'll make it good bby.
>>9788365
Please put spaces in between the numbers and the names in your filenames so I can filter you more easily
>>9788345
Katamari
>>9788365
night night
Kamina what happened to the games you promised
>>9788337
I-I didn't mean that though, I meant it as something like.. "It's boring when everyone likes you, having someone dislike me would spice things up."
Though thinking about it now, it's probably just because my family used to pick on me a bit so I missed that feeling I suppose. Guess I sort of am some kind of masochist...
>>9788381
(No, stop being lazy and keep doing it the hard way)
>>9788381
Why do you filter him
>>9788384
Arigathanks.
>>9788314
Whatever would make you assume that?
>>9788152
Can`t argue with being nice! I hope you can change their outlooks to be more positive.
>>9788337
The bugs this year have too many eyes for my liking. It makes it easier for them to see me coming and sneak up on you during a game. Wait, did you lose the ticket again?
>>9788381
use gabriel*
>>9788399
Hey cutie
>>9788427
I love you Ichigo.
Come back to us.
>>9788381
Can't you just do like
/gabriel[0-9]+/i
>>9788441
hello
We got b8ed
>>9788337
Oh, well greetings! We are the King, and not just any king, we are the King Of All Cosmos!
>We proudly state, lowering our bodies down and sitting on a nearby hill, our feet touching the bottom of said hill.
Well now, who might you be? A extra for a zombie movie?
>>9788358
And THERE'S what we were looking for; realization!
>We smirk with our own chuckle.
Relax, we have no intention on striking down anyone...at least, not out here, but in the arena...
>>9788345
Why, we are from the hottest franchise ever, Katamari Damacy! And it is fun; you should go play it now...
>>9788462
Speak for yourself! I didn't even bother to enter, you know...
>>9788449
I'm still here I just have things I need to deal with. I'm sorry.
>>9788468
And thank you too.
>>9787693
Anyone want to start a game with this roster?
>>9788365
Comfy sleeps
>>9788431
I don't know, the thought just popped into my head all of a sudden. Strange how that happens.
>>9788438
Haha....I feel like it's going to be a long journey if I attempt to do that.
>>9788462
You don't say.
>>9788481
You better be fuckign sorry bitch I'll kill you
>>9788462
>>9788462
Seriously? Aww man, what a let down. I wanted to cave some skulls in.
>>9788508
Y-You too...
>>9788503
Hm.
...I have the feeling that this will only continue in circles.
Zack and Cody avatar when
>>9788462
Is this a bad thing?
>>9788324
So what does a so called king of the cosmos do exactly?
>>9788555
Sounds like great shitpost ava material.
>>9788545
Poniko is super cute.
>>9788468
NOT YET!? NOT YET.... I'm not stubborn to admit that you've got great material going for yah pal, phew you sure fooled me.
You know what I've realized, I realized that you're just some adjunct phony using high-grade special effects generate that godly appearance of yours.
Bold ain't ya? You're one to teach an A-class Super-Hero their limits, huh, wiseguys?
>>9788545
Well what do you propose as a solution?
>>9788462
I wasn't expecting much anyway
>tfw my armpits smell like vagina
>>9788590
wtf, I was just thinking the same thing
>You are getting irritated by all this waiting.
>You figured that the competition would have started by now.
>It's almost like the person that asked for competitors wasn't even planning on starting the event in the first place.
>>9788538
…But we don't have anything to build a ship, you know.
>>9788453
When we gonna get married, bby
>>9788337
I'll try, I don't think he's figured out that I'm a girl though. I tried to tell him but I couldn't get a word in. He's a very eccentric person.
>>9788571
If you say so.
>>9788587
Might be best if we just went our separate ways.
>>9788590
Wtf, I have an armpit fetish now.
Are those the magic words?
>"the smell of a girls armpits are exactly what her vagina smells like"
>>9788538
Huuh, a ship? Where? There's isn't any water around here for boats to even sail on... Wait a minute! This isn't one of those silly "made you look" jokes is it? I can never understand those.
If Junko is here, I'm sorry about what happened. I just thought it was for the best.
>>9788614
excuse me what the fuck
>>9788590
>tfw same
>>9788481
You're quite welcome; we apologize for not answering quicker...
>>9788368
>Maybe something to show off how powerful we are could break the ice. What could canines desire? How about a ball-OH! We got it! With our right hand extending out, we summon a katamari that is small enough for the wolf to play with and not get stuck on it. Even better, using LGT (Latest Game Technology), this Katamari ball can stretch out to! A fine toy for the wolf, we think as we place the red/white looking Katamari ball on the ground in front of her.
Do you have any idea about what this could be? It's a Katamari, the foundation of all stars in the sky...
Do you like how we crafted this one to look like you? The red compliments the white well...
>>9788564
Simply put, we crafted the stars in the sky, and we can even create other creations, like the constellations, the Supernovas and Big Bangs, and we can even make planets like Mars, Mercury, and our favorite, Uranus!
>>9788574
Well, looks like we got a rival now...
>We respond, extending our hand out and slamming it right onto the ground next to him,careful to not hit him, but to have him placed in between the gap of our thumb and pointer finger.
If we're fake, than why not touch our hand?
>>9788627
cute.
>kissu
>>9788661
Do it my man. Toss her in.
>>9788661
Kiss me too, Dachi-kun!
>>9788538
What're you even talking about? spouting nonsensical gibberish isn't going to get anyone anywhere.
>>9788632
cutie
>>9788668
But what if she's dtf
>>9788627
Jeez Poniko you're being really subtle with those hints. But I'll comply. See you later loser.
Goodnight everyone!
>>9788682
Toss her first half in and leave the other half sticking out.
>>9788696
that's my fetish
>>9788661
RIP Poniko
>>9788688
Later.
>We were all getting baited by some anon who didn't even wanted to start a game.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAWN, SO BOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIING!
>We roar our, shooting laser out of our eyes across the ground.
>>9788696
That's my fetish.
>>9788717
Well if you're good at something, never do it for free!
>>9788717
>>9788717
DELET THIS
>>9788410
Honestly, with the way you act towards me I find it hard to believe anyone short of family likes you.
>She finally decides to turn around towards him with her eye closed.
That is quite sad I must admit. I hope you didn't lose any of them.
>>9788438
How unique. I can't wait to see them!
>She begins to twiddle her fingers, a guilty look coming across her.
Leviathan told me I had to make some room recently. I may have thrown it out accidentally because of it.
>>9788468
Oh my. Once again, I am fortunate enough to be graced by royalty.
>She begins to bow towards his highness, locking up once she heard his comment.
An extra? I am sorry but that is not it at all.
>>9788617
That does sound quite like him. Unfortunately I have no idea what one must do to prove themselves that they are girls.
>Resting a bony hand on her face, it seems she have thought of something only to immediately regret it.
That would be quite unladylike to do. There must be another way.
>>9788688
Farewell. Have a good night.
>>9788717
You gotta work on that speed.
>>9788717
That's nice.
>>9788717
How else is she gonna get those swaps?
>>9788681
What a nice thing to say. You're sweet.
>>9788650
>Skullomania staggers from the after shock and immediately dismisses that; after close inspection of the hand he thoroughly dismisses it to be a sham.
>He extends his right arm in the air, beckoning him to touch his.
If I'm fake, why not touch mine? Eh? Mind blown.
>>9788717
Delet this........RIGHT NOW
>>9788717
27 DOLLA???
>>9788717
no the fuck shes not
>>9788756
Top kek
>>9788717
Replying to stay relavant.
Anyone feel like selling their soul for comfort and wealth?
>>9788701
>>9788661
>>9788702
Let's not.
>>9788798
What if we already have that?
>>9788782
How many dicks does she make in a day?
>>9788717
Post this on hga so I can fucking ban you.
>>9788705
Sigh...
What's with all the racket? We get it, game's offline and you're bored. So are the rest of us.
>>9788782
A quick yen to usd is to drop two 0s
3000 yen = 30 dollars
etc
>>9788717
I need sauce.
>>9788650
...!
>The wolf's attention quickly turns towards his hands as the king manifests a mysterious ball. She listens to his words with great interest as her eyes scan the Katamari, but despite his intentions, she mistakenly assumes it to be an orb of great power. With a flick of her tail, the ball magically lifts off into the air before it's surrounded by a veil of fire, the goddess attempting to turn it into a miniature sun.
>>9788798
Awoo.
>The wolf pets the boat.
>>9788756
You're killing me over here.
>>9788717
Well, at least she's paying for those swaps.
I will swap for her from now on.
>>9788650
>Leo's eyes widen and her tone is one of nervousness
S-s-s-so you guys are l-like...gods?
>>9788740
W-what is it? You can tell me! I promise I won't be offended, I'm just curious what your imagination has come up with.
>>9788812
Retirement fund for two parents in Japan comes to 29320 yen if I have the right number. She needs that much in a month. So divded by the 3000 yen she gets per dick she'll need to suck... 977.33 dicks a month?
I must have fucked up my maths.
>>9788808
If you have as much of it as you want and don't desire fame either then there is nothing I can or need to do for you.
>>9788839
I don't know what you're doing but I don't like it at all.
>>9788798
Eh, How much are souls worth?
>>9788872
>The wolf attempts to assure the boat that there's no need to throw away her soul for the material goods of this mortal coil.
...Awoo.
>She pets harder.
>>9788865
>32 dicks a day
>>9788740
Well, we are pleased that you are so courteous to us...
>We responded, gazing down at the unique looking woman.
Hmm, so you're just a zombie then, huh? How, different. My, the Hunger Games are full of fascinating people...
>>9788770
Let us answer this with a rebuttal of the same nature; if we're fake, why not let this laser and meteor go right through you?
>And with that, we launch out from our eyes one laser, aimed straight for him, and one meteor from our crown, also aimed straight for him. If they collided with him, he would certainly feel it, but it wouldn't do much damage to him. Afterall, our son was able to take three of these in one go if he failed a task, and he's only 5 cm 5 mm!
>>9788825
Eh, uh...we apologize...
>>9788839
Ah! That's it!
>We raise our hand, the ball of burnt katamari rising with our gesture.
It seems that you are also some kind of deity with great power, no?
>We inquire, slowly letting the burning katamari rest in our hands, not feeling any kinds of burning...
>>9788850
Well, one can say so, but in the end...Yes, we guess so...
>We answer, humming in thought about it. There ARE actually gods that the Prince has seen, but he simply rolled them up. Granted he can roll us up to, but that takes much more effort.
>>9788894
Assuming it takes 10 minutes to suck a dick that would be... 5.33 hours sucking dick?
> played any vidya today?
> i sure havent
>>9788880
Enough that you can sit on your ass for the rest of your life if you wanted to.
>>9788892
Somehow I get the impression you don't care for this deal so what do you want with me? That kinda hurts you know?
>>9788894
>all that cum
>>9788740
Well, I'm just as surprised as you are, but... I wouldn't say I've lost any of them just that we've drifted apart because of work. I shouldn't be complaining though, if I remember what you're going through family wise.
Uraraka sucks dick for swaps confirmed
>>9788917
>DS2 and Smash Wii U
>>9788915
Well if she's good at it, it's not as long as going to a regular day job.
>>9788798
>As nice as that sounds, you're pretty sure that you have lost your soul at least 8 or 9 times at this point.
>>9788902
Thanks.
...uh, "we"? I only see one big guy. Where's the other one?
>>9788917
Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Overwatch and a small bit of Terraria
>>9788865
>>>>293$ retirement funds
>30$ a dick
>>>>977.3 dicks a month
yeah you have some WAY fucked up math bro
>>9788798
My soul is already sold, but… at this point I still don't know what to do.
>When you type in your home password at your work computer and it doesn't work
>>9788902
W-wait is that someone else talking?
>>9788917
>Played and finished Mad Max.
>>9788958
I don't have highschool, don't blame me if I can't do maths.
>>9788902
Awoo!
>About as affirmative of an answer a wolf could bark out, Amaterasu adds more and more fire to the blazing ball, throwing in some lightning and water just to see what happens.
>>9788918
....
>She slows down her petting to a more reasonable level.
>>9788958
I would suck dick if it made me 29319$ per month
>>9788894
>128000000 sperm cells taken in on average
>>9788902
HA~! SEE TOLD IT IT...IT WA-AAAAAAAAA----
>Skullomania's attempts were futile to prevent the laser and meteor rain from above; eviscerated from this baseless realm, he died in vain.
>>9788917
I played first 2 hours of Arkham Knight earlier today, besides that I was setting up the pool all day
>>9788872
You don't much look like a demon to me, you know that?
>>9788917
P5 and Animal Crossing
>>9788798
Whether it is metaphorical or not, I hope no one goes through with this. Why am I even interjecting? I doubt that I have one the way I am now.
>>9788850
>If she could blush, her whole face would be red by now. Trying to find the right words, she just squeaks out a few.
Wardrobe malfunction.
>>9788902
You don't seem like the other king I met so I don't see why I shouldn't be.
>As the king gets a closer look, he may notice the stitches on her mouth, her poorly covered skeletal hand and a missing eye.
You are not disturbed by my appearance, sir?
>>9788917
>Trying to play Tekken 7.
>>9788928
I see. That is still quite sad. Even with my dislike towards you, I do hope you can spend some time with them. All I can say is don't take them for granted, sir.
> okay i'm going to bed now. goodnight, sorry for the short visit
> btw any of you planning to loose weight over the summer?
>>9788943
..The ability to tell how damned someone is is a bit disturbing sometimes. I'm not sure I even want to know what you did, but I get the feeling you're already a straight up demon.
>>9788962
Nothing I can do for you then.
>>9788985
If you understand me that much, can't you just stop that all together? You look kinda sad though..
>>9789005
I'm not, technically.
>>9789017
I have my reasons, even if they are selfish. As for your soul..Well, it doesn't matter.
>>9789017
>>9789017
NO WAY! UH UH NO I'D NEVER DO SUCH A THING!
...
I wouldn't be caught dead in any revealing outfit.
>>9789029
I weigh 135 and I'm 6'2… so no.
>>9788917
>Borderlands 2 with a couple friends and then CS:GO by myself. Downloaded Insurgency, too. Probably gonna dick around in it with same friends tomorrow.
>>9789039
Figures...are you actually working for one then? It's about the only alternative.
What are the biggest IC rivalries in HG?
>>9789039
...
>Her petting transitions into paw back rubs. She's more bored then concerned at this point.
>>9789095
Awoo.
>>9789068
You're a fucking skeleton.
>>9789079
Putting it simply, yes.
>>9789107
Uh..This feels kinda nice so I guess I won't complain anymore.
>>9789029
5"2 and 120 is pretty good for a guy like me.
>>9788945
Why, it's the ROYAL WE, silly! We ARE, the King Of All Cosmos after all!
>>9788977
Well, it's that we have other gods from where we came from, but we can easily overcome them, so that's where our confusion comes in...
>>9788985
Ah, trying to make a sun, now? Well, how about we see what we make from this, huh?
>We answer with a bright grin, tossing the mish-mash katamari up straight into the night sky. It whizzed past other stars and planets, before forming into a bright, orange sun.
Ah, success! You seem to know what you're doing when creating a sun, huh? You must be a sun deity, are you?
>>9789017
>Eyes narrowing with Miracle Eye, we do happen to notice the stitching on her lips and black hole where her eye should be, but don't react.
Well, you certainly do act nice enough, and we are the Kings Of All Cosmos; we seen a thing or two before...
>>9788998
>Rip Mr. Bones
>>9788917
>Jak 3...
>On the PS Vita...
>It was a fun game, but on the wrong system thanks to performance issues. I still managed to beat it, but god was it annoying...
>Either way, think it's time I head off for tonight; thank you all for such a fun time, even if we didn't fight. See you all next time!
>>9789109
THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>9789017
I don't take anyone for granted, though I don't know if that's part of my programming or just a part of who I am.
>Kaito raises a finger as if trying to make a point.
But! You should definitely not give up on your dream of having a family!
>>9789029
6'4 and 210; I say I'm alright.
>>9789116
So...do I want to know how or why?
...Or which one?
>tfw my phone with my folders finally got back from repairs
Aw yeah time to do the bepis rp
>>9789095
Hoshi versus Junko Enoshime, Rin Kagamine, Littlefinger, Jude, Seth Rollins, Vino, Kamina, King Knight, Kana, Shion Sonosaki, Mion Sonozaki, Hiccup, Tupac Shakur, Neptune, Newfags, Oldfags, Voidfags, Eggman-kun, Archer, himself...
>>9788917
>Just revisiting some old fashion Super Metroid, through the process of taking out Kraid. Those tiny thorn projectiles are a pain in the ass I tell ya.
>>9789152
>Ichigo
>>9789147
I don't know what you want, but I wouldn't mind answering if you did. You seem awfully interested in this despite a lack of reasons to accept the deal.
>>9789029
I'm 6 feet tall and I weigh 143 pounds, so weight loss is off the table. I have been lifting weights lately though, I'm in the early stages of getting B U F F.
>>9789184
>Iphones
How dare you
>>9789191
I'm not allowed to be curious about the supernaturla?
>>9788917
>Replaying my favorite Metroid Game.
>>9789217
That doesnt look like blast ball.
>>9789184
I understand your confusion, but that's not me.
>>9789141
What looks like corn cake?
>>9789125
But that makes no sense. I only see one guy, and unless you're made of tiny critters then you're probably just another wacko.
(Man, this is the weeeeirdest mob boss I've seen so far. Either that or he's got a few screws loose.)
>>9789116
>All is well as the wolf continues to-
>Whoops, she accidentally pushes to hard and knocks her over.
>>9789125
Awoo.
>As an answer to her question, Amaterasu swirls her tail around in a circle. In the blue sky, a large outline of paint appears above the King's head, forming itself into another Sun besides the first one.
....
>The wolf quickly realizes having two suns so close to one another would be a catastrophic event on a solar scale and summons away her second sun.
>>9789227
>Kaito just covers his head with his arms as if a ceiling fan is about to fall on him.
Please no..!
>>9789125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FPfxscmBs
>>9789212
I didn't say that, but it is unexpected. So do you want to know something about it?
>>9789241
Ow..I guess I shouldn't expect much from you.
I'm crying again.
I miss him so much.
>>9789272
Nice blog idiot
>>9789271
As I was inquiring before. Who, and what, and why.
>>9789272
FUCK OFF
>>9789029
>Don't need to. Have a good one.
>>9789039
I am sorry but I don't see how. For what purpose could you want that for? Should I take you for a threat?
>>9789065
>She flinches at the response, it making her look even more embarrassed.
I warned you that it was a bad idea. I would say wear a skirt of some sort but you don't seem to be the one to do that. Is it that bad that he would still think of you as a boy?
>>9789125
Thank you sir. What does that title entail? Surely you don't mean the milky way and the like?
>>9789141
Again sir, I doubt anyone would want to spend their time with someone like me. I don't think any of that... would work along with the way I look. It is a lost cause. You have more of a chance than I do.
>>9789272
I'm right here.
Jesus, I don't post for two minutes and they can't handle it.
.
>>9789272
I miss Registeel too, Anon.
>>9789272
We all do, anon.
You will always be in my heart, tournament guy.
>>9789307
>((don't.))
>>9789307
Cards against humanity when
>>9789290
I mean. I just get tired of it is all, but I'm not willing to change who I am over it. You understand right? It's like if someone wanted you to paint your skin tan...
>>9789271
Awoo.
>The wolf gives up all attempts at emulating human comfort and lies on the floor next to her.
>>9789272
...I did not need a reminder.
>>9789320
Is your internet better now, my sweet, cold, hard, metal friend?
>>9789322
SOON
>>9789272
>>9789342
I wanna join CaH
>>9789342
HOW SOON?
>>9789272
It's okay to cry
>>9789217
>Metroid is dead
>Bubsy is getting a reboot
Life is unfair
>>9789355
>>9789356
SATURDAY.
>>9789272
You will get used to that feeling eventually.
>>9789290
Ah, but I'm incapable of having children so.. But even still, adoption is definitely possible for people like us. I mean, it's not like any of my family are blood related.
>>9789272
Who?
>>9789372
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Time? I think we're in the same timezone, right?
>>9789287
You asked if you wanted to know these things, but now that you have I shall answer. I sold my soul and service to a duke of hell named Belphegor in exchange for his help in finding my way out of hell after a game here sent me there. If I meet my quota before I die, I'll get a mostly happy afterlife.
>>9789290
I don't want to be a threat but you'd have to decide for yourself if you think I am one.
>>9789336
That's better. You sure seem fond of someone you've never met before though.
>>9789342
Sadly, yes. Now fuck off.
>>9789433
Lol u mad
>>9789358
>Kaito curls up into a ball on the floor and begins to sob.
Why..?
Board Game Online > CaH
>>9789433
Give Uncle Tricky a big kiss before he goes.
>>9789426
You got my curiosity.
...And frankly. If you're believing a demon will hold up his end of the deal as you expect it, I think you're in for disappointment.
SOME
>>9789448
>Takes your crying as an insult
>Fires a beam of blue magic that turns your hair into an afro
I leave.
>He throws a smoke bomb to make his escape but he just trips over a rock and knocks himself out.
>>9789456
>shoots
I said no. My dignity is hurt enough as it is.
>>9789450
I'll throw boiled eggs at you, motherfucker.
>>9789426
Awoo.
>She's fond of all life, she barks. Despite that being somewhat of a cop out answer.
>>9789487
bring it motherfucker, i'm only saying the truth
>>9789487
He's not even wrong you retard.
>>9789464
I don't really have anything to lose though and it's not like he has anything more to gain from me. I'm pretty much helping him with his work so he has already won.
>>9789496
Did you say something? I thought I understood that for a moment there. Oh well, you seem nice.
>>9789372
Alright, now you're getting me excited.