ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
What do you want to see more of from the league?
Rules/Info: https://pastebin.com/bMvZAaVX
Previous thread: >>9771100
>>9783123
Blackjack and hookers
>>9783123
cock
>>9782596
"Good, good."
"Hope the vacation hasn't made you go soft."
>>9782745
"Battle Tree, unless you have a better option"
(If someone wants to GM an encounter or two, that would be nice)
>>9783099
>Chespin doesn't understand that at all
>He panics, and starts checking Luca over for any sort of injury
>Holy shit an opportunity to use this image
>>9783050
>Desmond rolls his eyes.
I mean you're the first kiss I've had beside that chick in high school I used for notes.
You found out my secret, now I have to kill you.
>>9783078
>The pokechow is stale and soggy
>The door is made of thick wood, with metal screwed to it
>Additional screws and bolts indicate some sort of metal bar on the other end
>There are various objects that appear usable as bludgeons
>>9783099
>>9783171
>99
>Unfortunately, Kip is not as okay as he seems
>A few bruises start to show up on his body, and there are a few scratches on his back
>>9783200
>>9783171
>he is bit teary eyed, but tries to stay composed
>rolling for him not to cry
"i am fine"
>Anomalesia attempts to lick his companion clean of sex juices
>FTB'd the scene because no fuckin' way I'm writing gay dog sex in front kf my homophobic great grandma
>>9783250
>chuck brick at
>>9783276
>vore doggo
>>9783200
>Unfortunately, Chespin is not actually a doctor, and thus, doesn't know what to do in this situation
>Cue more panicking
>>9783250
Y-you sure? I... I don't...
>Chespin swallows back a bit of his panic, before attempting to compose himself
>Rolling for composure
>>9783123
A long time ago,
I fought on the League circuit.
Those days, I don't miss.
I do not believe
The worst aspects of those days
Could be blamed on them.
>>9783170
I define vacation thus:
Training not so strict,
That rest comes when I collapse.
>>9783320
>>9783250
>Success roll
>Chespin calms down enough to think
...Y-you sure? Can... can you move everything? Nothing's broken...?
>>9782714
I would assume similar to other regions just less overall traffic due to the population differences.
>>9783346
>he quietly nods
>and he smiles and starts moving his body to show that he is not hurt
>>9783183
>Hilbert gasps dramatically and swoons, twisting so he falls back on Desmond's chest
Please don't kill me Mr Desmond~
>A lighthearted chuckle follows, Hilbs reaching up to boop him on the nose.
.... I promise I'll keep your virginity a secret.
>>9783420
>Desmond gives a soft chuckle, hugging Hilbert.
You better. Don't want to give you the same treatment I gave that kalosian chick.
>>9783408
>Chespin nods and smiles, before getting up, relief on his face.
>He then looks over the junk that fell onto the kip... perhaps there's something interesting in there?
>Afterwards, he walks over to the door... pushing on it lightly, and looking over to the kip.
I don't know about you... but I want out of here. Think we can get through this?
>>9783123
Responsibility. Something I'm not the greatest example of, apparently, I trusted my pokemon to stay home and train while Drax and I checked out Sinjoh, I come back and three of them wandered off on their own, I mean I guess they were training when I got home but still.
>>9783470
"sure let's go"
"let me help you too"
>he helps the nut to push the door too
>>9783479
Why would you leave without your full team?
>>9783353
>pets ribbon doggo
>>9783509
Because Drax and I wanted to check it out in advance so we would know if all the pokemon on the team could handle it. I'm human and Drax is a ghost, so cold won't bother us too much as long as I wear something warm, but for Mal, my Charizard, it might have been too much.
Thankfully I don't think that's the case, he won't like it too much, but he'll be fine.
>>9783326
For someone that swore off the league you seem wired to be always ready for a battle.
>>9783503
>>9783514
>Again, the nut turns away from the junk, uninterested.
>He thinks, then steps back and motions for the kip to do so as well, before growing a seed about half the size of his head in his hand.
>He then tosses the Seed Bomb at the door. If this doesn't work, it's still going to make a huge explosion sound in the basement, so someone should hear it.
>>9783524
>Sylvie's tail starts wagging at the petting and a ribbon curls lightly around the Latios' arm
Hello, where did you come from?
>>9783568
>>9783514
>mutekip a bit frustrated that he wasn't able to help much
>but he sees what chespin was planning to do and got away from the door as quickly as possible
>>9783568
>8
>The explosion shakes the room, kicking up dust and sending splinters flying
>When it clears, it reveals a very damaged door, with a few holes in it
>It is bent inwards, still shut, but the holes are certainly large enough to reach or possibly crawl through
>Angry swearing can be heard from above, along with loud footsteps clumping down a staircase
>>9783671
>Some dust settles on Luca
>>9783591
I came from an egg. But if you're asking something else I'm just wandering right now.
>>9783449
>Time to get squirm around and get comfy against Desmond's chest
Which Kalosian chick?
>>9783170
(I could try, what level are the participating pokemon?)
>>9783696
Wandering huh? Where do you call home?
>>9783694
>The Chespin moves to go forward and try to push the door open, then failing that, attempts to go through any holes in the wood.
>This almost certainly ends with Chespin looking up at whoever came down from the floor above, his head poking through the damaged door.
Uh, hello?
>>9783753
Altomare Island, it's a real great place for vacation.
>>9783721
(Lv 53 Stoutland, Lv51 Absol, Lv53 Espeon, Lv75 Greninja that will probably not see as much action as the others)
>>9783717
Crazy chick I was talking about earlier. Tried to mooch money off of her but she got too clingy.
Might have erased her memories maybe, possibly.
Heh.
So I got arrested, my Squirtle stole a swimmer's bikini.
>>9783864
...
noice
...
i-i mean, that sucks that squirtle did something wrong
>>9783562
I was bred to fight.
My late brother was as well.
It's my lot in life.
While on the circuit,
I would fight until collapse,
Revive, and repeat.
Compared to that crucible,
This is pleasant, friend,
Even with crucial battles.
>>9783787
>7
>Chespin almost gets all the way through, then gets stuck
>An angry pokethief has appeared, and stares down the Chespin, scornfully
"Why, you little..."
"Para! Get over here!"
>Scurrying is heard...
Hey PAR, uh, work has been slow today. I'm having trouble deciding a team, sorry I keep asking.
I have a Charizard and I'm thinking about monotype dragon. Can someone help?
>>9783909
Yeah, now I'm labeled a sex offender and have to move to Alola.
>>9783787
>mutekip follows chespin right behind him. a bit scared so he clings to the nut
>>9783958
dont get the shitty alola punchdragon
>>9783973
>>9783787
>>9783946
>Chespin panics and goes in reverse, or at least attempts to
>Let's find out exactly how stuck the nut is
>>9783973
>Mutekip being right behind him doesn't help matters
Luca! Luca, get me out of the door!
>>9783960
jeez
that much suck alot
>>9783958
I know the classic answer is going to be the Salamence line. Wouldn't recommend them for a beginner, but you've got a Charizard so I figure you're good.
Alternatively, a Noivern. Dragon/Flying, amazing hearing, generally pretty pleasant.
>>9783997
>>9784018
>he nods al follows chespins orders post haste
>>9784018
You got what's coming to you, nutboi.
>>9783958
More Charizards.
... I'm kidding, try Altaria and Kingdra to ease your way up to pseudo legendaries.
>>9783976
>>9784016
Uh, alright.
>>9784021
I'll look into those, I was planning to mega evolve my Charizard so I might wait on Salamence, thank you.
>Jack: Do some research on dragons.
>Wonder if your boss is ever gonna give that brainscan thing.
I'M CRASHER WAKE, AND YOU NEED TO PUNCH THINGS
>>9783842
Oooooh, right, right.
That'd be a lot of shit to erase on me, Des.
Not sure how you'd pull it off without turning me into a veggie.
>>9784066
>Zekrom takes the opportunity to snoop around inside his head, seeing as he's not panicking at the moment
>>9784018
>He slips back into the room
>More scuttling is heard, then it stops
>With his trump card apparently nearby, the thief goes from panic, to a controlling and confident tone
>His voice comes from the other side of the door
"Alright...we are gonna take this nice and easy".
"Stay in there, and Para won't shred you. It's that simple"
>He whips out a phone, and tries to dial someone..
>>9784041
>Chespin gets unstuck with luca's help, falling onto the Kip
>>9784098
Ehhhhhh, I probably won't have to erase your brain.
>There's a look of Orrean superiority as Desmond pokes Hilbert's chest.
As long as you're a good boy.
ALRIGHT YOU LIL TWERPS! MY NAME'S DOPEY THE SKITTY, AND I'M IN CHARGE! From now on you answer to me!
>>9784136
>Chespin blinks, then peeks out the door at whoever Para is. Presumeably, either a Paras or a Parasect.
W-who are you...? Why...?
>>9784180
okay!
>>9784180
Nah
>>9784204
Good! Now back to business!
>>9784180
Make me.
>>9784132
>Whoops.
>Have fun with those memories of Jack getting abused, raped and beaten.
>Locked in rooms alone, as people bang on the door.
>Pushed around and talked down to by family members, failure, useless, worthless.
>I'll leave it at not being very colorful.
>He's still working on that team, rolling for completion.
>>9784211
>>9784224
But why not? As the leader of the Pokemon, I promise every yarn ball will be chased.
>>9784136
>tump
>a sqeuak can be heard
>>9784197
>he is a bit scared
"what do we do now?"
>>9784180
Dat ain't the one from the daycare right? Or is it?
Fak, I can't tell. Tha othah one was bigger I think. Hell, I dunno anymore, all you's look alike to me.
>>9784251
Yarn is for neds
>>9784180
no
and you have a dumb name
>>9784204
No not ok
>>9784180
No you're not
>>9784262
Differeent skitty
This one is kinda dopey looking sorry not sorry
>>9784251
You may be the leader of the Pokémon, but I'm the Queen of Alola! Bow down to your queen!
>>9784270
THANK YOU!
>>9784264
Yarn and ribbons and strings and shiny paper that crinkles are all you need in life.
>>9784262
HATE CRIME!
>>9784197
>Guessing correctly, a bored looking Parasect is sitting across from the door
>It stares at the nut with disinterest, but locks eyes with him nonetheless
>The thief, meanwhile, is frantically talking into a phone
>He briefly looks at the nut, giving him a threatening glare
"Yes, they are flawed, but..."
"Well, you asked for starters, and these two were all I could find. I can't help that-"
"One's burned, and the other can't speak, I think. Doesn't mean they can't-"
"Half price? Ah, C'mon..."
>He continues to debate over the phone
>>9784254
>The Basement behind them is full of junk
>>9784169
Oh? Define "good" Des, I'm not sure that's me.
>He leans back, wrapping his arms around Desmond's neck and nipping his jaw
par help my pokemon wont stop getting fidget spinners
>>9784278
Okay gots i-
>>9784301
I don't do that shit no more's. I's got a straight job now amico.
>>9784301
you're welcome?
>>9783925
Well, now you fight for a higher purpose.
Let's get going, shall we? Vale will follow us.
>>9784243
....
>Stop snooping in Jack's head, there's nothing to see here.
>Nothing worthy of getting him kicked, anyway.
>>9784284
YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN, MR. LADY!
Now everyone, as your leader, I suspect you all take care of your tails, in case you need something to chase in the future. But don't groom it too much or it'll get soggy.
>>9784254
>Nut gets off of kip
I... I don't know...
>>9784307
>Chespin blinks as he hears what the man is talking about, shivering a bit.
H-he's going to sell us...? ...But why...?
>>9784317
I'm sorry anon you have to put them down, they have terminal 7.
>>9784313
Well if you're on your best behavior I'll get you a sweet collar with my name on it or something.
"Property of Desmond."
>He chuckles.
>>9784307
>mutekip has an idea
>he puils chesping to the junk in the basement
>and starts poiniting to it
>>9784371
"i don't know,"
"but maybe we can find something there to help us"
>>9784370
That's because I am a man.
Alain, one of Viridian's dual gym leaders and the Kalos conference champion. Also Queen of Alola, according to Tobias.
>>9784363
>Rip.
>Keep fleshing ideas out for that team.
>Paranoia?
>Pop some pills.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9784388
>Chespin nods, going over to the pile of junk and sorting through it, seeing if he can find anything at all to help him and kip get past a parasect
Dis look like a cawk ta anyone else?
>>9784388
>Several optimal bludgeons, spray paint, and cloths stand out to the mudkip
>>9784433
>Chespin, however, finds nothing but an oil can
>Which spills onto his hands
>>9784371
>His voice echoes into the basement
"Well, you wanted starters. Why didn't you just-"
"Avoiding having to register? Really?"
"Are you sure they only hand out one?"
"Well, whatever, but my price stands. I'm not going under 50%-
"I'm not a miracle worker, mate. You'll just have to take them as they are..."
>Continues to ramble on
>>9784370
i don't have a tail though
>>9784204
Hey you're supposed to answer to me!
>>9784493
GET OFF THE PHONE!
>>9784382
I'm not sure you'll like my "best behavior", Des~
Buuuuut if you're gonna go that far you might as well put a ring on it.
>He raises the right hang, waggling the ring finger.
>>9784493
he find all these and shows to chespin
>>9784433
"hey, i found these
>>9784421
Someone shut up the Geodudes.
>>9784493
>Just his hands? Really?
>Well, either way, Chespin attempts to dry himself off on a golf bag or something similar. Because surely there's one nearby, right?
>Either way, the next Fire-type attack that hits Chespin will be x2 on top of his already existing x2 weakness.
>>9784572
Oh... uh, that should work.
>Chespin accepts a bludgeon, probably a golf club.
>Chespin equips the Nessie's Nine Iron
...I suppose our next problem is uh... getting past the... break, without getting stuck?
>He motions to the door, trying to make his wording vague enough and quiet enough so the paras won't figure out what they're doing
>>9784616
(It's fine man, have fun)
>>9784540
Oh, do tell me what your best behavior is, Hilby.
>He mocks putting the ring on Hilbert's finger.
Depends, what kinda gems you into?
>>9784520
You are always the best to answering too!
>>9784278
oh!
>>9784691
That's right.
>>9784691
>give fire dog fidget spinner
>>9784691
I'M THE BOSS!
>>9784628
>Golf club is equipped
>The paras doesn't hear them, and continues to lazily watch the opening
"That's my final offer. Take it or leave it."
"5, 4, 3, 2..."
"Excellent...I'll have them over soon."
>The click of the phone is heard
>He yells into the basement, still smug as ever
"So...are you gonna make this easy for yourselves? Or painful?"
"Because you have a new owner waiting. May be loving, may not be. But business is business."
>He opens the door, looking in...
>>9784531
>Is off the phone now
>>9784628
>can pick any big object because he walks on fours
>so he pics the something small, like the spray paint
>he also picks the piece of cloth
"maybe we can use the paint on them as a distraction"
>>9784777
>throw fidget spinners at
>>9784777
>Very fast coins hitting kip faces at extremely hihg speeds
>>9784406
>Toss cock rock at
>>9784773
>Thief sees Chespin weilding a golf club, and...
>>9784777
>>9784829
>That doesn't seem healthy.
>Well, either way, crunch time. Chespin swings the golf club at the thief's legs.
>>9784829
YOU FUCKIN MENTAL!? NO THROWIN DA SPONDOOLI!
>>9784876
Someone's new to PAR.
>>9784890
You?
>>9784706
Yeah-!
>>9784719
>spins...
>encapsulated by it.
>>9784817
>>9784829
>mutekip tries not to cry with him being hit by alot of things
>>9784866
but he tries to keep composed and tries to spray paint on the parasect's face
>just standing outside, laughing at it all.
>>9784667
I work at a strip bar on the weekends, Des, you get one guess.
>You fell for the trap - he snatches Desmond's hand, tracing a vein on the back with his thumb
Hmm... opals.
>>9784706
Sylvie help me I need to distract the fire fox
I dont have any ideas
>>9785007
He seems pretty distracted by that spinny thing already.
>>9785024
Those things are evil I need to get rid of the spinny thing
Somebody gave their pikachu one and it died of lonely
I need an idea fast
Uh
Uh...
>Desperate idea time.
>>9785024
You smell like feet.
>>9784996
>The blank look of a guy whose never been to a gay bar for the gay.
...Keeping your clothes on? Opals? Nice. I'll see what I can get my hands on.
>>9785073
Squeaky toy?
>>9785081
That's weird I should smell like berries.
>>9785073
Just tickle the prostate, bro.
>>9784866
>A sickening crack echoes through the room, as the theif howls in pain, shouting obscenities
>The doorway is clear
>>9784950
>Parasect also screams, as spray paint on your eyes isn't exactly a pleasant experience
>It panics, and releases a cloud of yellow spores as a natural defensive reaction - stun spore
>>9785131
(Stun Spore has 100% accuracy it should hit Luca.)
>>9785150
(actually is 75%)
(but i don't know what we decided for that being a miss)
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Stun_Spore_(move)
>>9785101
>Message for you, sir.
>"Cuuj cu rujmuud Ehhu qdt Kdelq. Whqii qdt ijhuii,"
>>9785131
>>9784950
>Chespin discards the golf club, and grabs the kip with his vines, carrying him up the stairs.
You all right, Luca?
>He does glance back one last time at the thief and Para, to see if either of them are giving chase- or, that is, CAN give chase.
>>9785110
Don't have one, no time
ohgodohgodIdon'twannahaveamimikyuroommaterightnow
>>9785121
WORTH A TRY
>>9784945
ZORRO IM DOWN FOR A THREESOME
>>9785179
(Would miss on 7 or higher, so a 9 would be a miss)
>>9785101
.... no, my best behavior would be whatever earns me more money.
Think, Des, think.
>He taps his forehead lightly
>>9785131
>luca is affected by paralisys
>>9785224
>he tries to say something
>but he feels wierd
>>9785235
...what
>>9785237
(i assume so)
(so either way it was a hit)
>>9785224
>The thief no longer has kneecaps, and is completely incapacitated
>However, parasect is merely blinded, and very, very angry
>It attempts to give chase, relying on it's other senses
>Odds, it runs into a wall
>>9785244
>Well... whatever he was trying to say slips out amongst the spasms from the spores, I guess
>>9785211
...
>"Alright."
>>9785237
Pff. I don't do gay bars, nerd.
>He shows his PDA to Hilbert with the message pulled up.
Hilbert, you're the smart one, wanna figure this one out?
>>9785235
>Doggo sticks his head out the door
Friends???
Why yelling??
>>9785254
i just said that out loud
oh deer god
umm... please dont hyper voice me?
>>9785356
(This is the most OOC bullshit I've ever seen.)
...
>Take notes on the water and fairy doggos.
>>9785303
>>9785244
>he tries to say
"i'm okay, just can move very well"
>still parilyzed if he gets an 0 chespin will not understand
>>9785303
>Well, either way, surely there's a door at the top of the stairs for the nut to close
>Which he does
>He then searches for some sort of escape route from the house proper.
>>9785244
>>9785429
Okay... I'll just carry you, then?
>>9785347
ohmygosh
um
Please claw the spinny thingy please?>>9785379
Um
Hi
Heheheh
>embarrassment intensifies
>>9785369
( Character overreacts to rumors about a thing, blurts out something meant to be outrageous and distracting, and then realizes that outrageous statements have consequences? There's been more OOC shit dude, chill )
>Other doggo sticks head out too
>under the house sized one, obviously, addressing no one in particular
Dudes. The fuckin' yellin is fuckin like. Killin' the fuckin' afterglow here. ...the fuck is my mouth so dry?
>>9785309
Stripping, lap dances, and on some occasions bathroom blow jobs.
>Hilbert squints at the message
This a cipher of some sort?
Let's see...
>After another few minutes of staring at the PDA and dicking around on his phone Hilbert has the answer
"Meet me between Orre and Unova, grass and stress."
Well, that's cryptic as hell.
>>9785448
>he nods a bit weakly
"i'm sorry i am being a burden"
>>9785448
>>9785429
>The Parasect runs into a wall, and is unable to open the door, effectively putting it out of commission
>The front door, meanwhile, is found quickly, the house looking otherwise normal and sanitary
>Someone's trying to kill Desmond with an ambush
>For the fourth time now
>>9785516
(confirmed unkillable)
>>9785470
>A quick lick is given to the smaller dog before Anomalesia's attention is caught by the spinner
>>9785453
.....
>No answer is given, Anomalesia watching the spinner like a hawk
>>9785369
(You're just a bundle of fun aren't you?)
>>9785356
Haha why would I? It may be fun~
>>9785470
Did you have fun with the big doggos?
>>9785488
N-no, you're not... okay, I guess technically because I'm carrying you, but... don't ever think about yourself like that, okay?
You're not a burden to me.
>Chespin smiles, before searching the house.
>First priority: an escape route
>Second priority: something to help Luca move again. Chespin doesn't know much about this but surely there's something that he can get to help him
>Third priority: supplies to take with them
>>9785484
Nasty. Keep your clothes on for now, at least.
>He copies it into his PDA, giving a sigh.
Guess I'll check it out.
>With that Kal is sent out, the space between Hilbert and the couch is emptied as Desmond is teleported in a standing position.
Fuck, my back is killing me.
>He does a few stretches.
You want me to grab anything if I don't die?
>>9785564
Shit was fuckin' met-
>>9785555
>quadsfail licc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Edgy Dog: Is doing a bleed
>Not the lewd kind, the Hit By a Brick kind
>On the bright side, his mouth isn't dry and he feels much happier now... for some reason. In spite of the beak that just rammed into the back of his head
>>9785574
>Front and back doors are found
>There is a medical cabinet, but it's locked
>And there is a pantry, with some budget food in it
>lil sis is out at some art group meetup
>she can disguise as a person and make it seem like she's talking
>I can disguise as a person and can only produce piercing screeches
>stay at home today, nothing going on
>Talking to this zigzagoon
>He seems pretty chill
>Tries to introduce me to his trainer
>She's this turbostacy
>I drop all of my spaghetti and get outta there asap
>Go back home
>Latias is hanging out with some dumb weeb in the garden (She's not supposed to bring people in)
>Have to go inside and watch tv with Bianca
>Too big to lay in her lap
>Have to sit like a normal person
>Go to my room and feelspost on my laptop
Sad day today, guys
>>9785614
FRIEND!!!
IM SORRY FRIEND!!!
I CAN FIX!!!
>The lewd dog is scooped up into Anomalesia's beak, the Full immediately bounding off to go find a grunt that can help
>>9785638
>Eh, not the first thing Chespin's broken in this house
>Chespin attempts to Drain Punch the medical cabinet open
>Surely this won't go wrong
>Once that probably fails (I'm thinking "needs higher-than-five evens to succeed" or something like that) he grabs some provisions and skedaddles
>>9785614
>Azoth: Appear.
>Licc red doggo.
Hello? Smell like dog and red stuff!!
>>9785691
What??
>Follow golddoggo.
>Desmond is going into the painfully obvious ambush
>Again
>>9785691
>Lewd Dog: Is not doing a talk
>Or a move
>Or much of anything
>The heart is probably still beating
>Probably
>You can assume that because of the river of blood
>I feel bad for whoever N hired to mop the floor, this is gonna suck for that guy.
>>9785713
>the only response you get is the sound of hemorrhaging
>>9785574
"Thank you"
>mutekip is happy with how the nut answered
>>9785235
>spinning stops
a what?
>>9785706
>The lock is successfully broken
>The thief had apparently prepared for living with a walking spore dispenser, as there are several paralyze and poison heals inside
>Provisions include cheap noodles, some crackers, and tuna packets
>Not sure which region you want them in, so I'll let you choose that
>>9785752
>Grunt: see river of blood, and Doggo! At The Disco bleeding out.
>He freaks out for just a second, and then comes back to his senses.
>Ha ha time for triage! Rolling.
>>9785605
>With a grumble of disapproval and a huff Hilbert stretches out on the couch where Desmond formerly was.
Shitty take out and a movie. Surprise me.
>>9785774
>Chespin takes out the bottles of yellow and yellow-er medicine, then...
>Well, tries both on Luca
>I_have_no_idea_what_I'm_doing.jaypeg
>Chespin then sets Luca down once he can move, grabs a sack of provisions, and skedaddles through what he presumes to be the front door.
>Ian "Failure with an F" Reid: anxiously awaiting Catalyst application process
For how long do you usually have to wait for Catalyst to reply back to your application?
>>9785564
O-oh~...
>>9785614
EEP!
>>9785770
Er... a threesome, but maybe not after, um, all the blood.
>>9785809
I'll get you some fancy Kalosian crap. Don't have too much fun.
>Teleport off to the nice grassy plains near the east of Orre.
>Let's see if we can find whatever this thing was talking about.
>>9785752
>>9785793
>The dog begins panicking, whining and pawing at the ground
>>9785713
Azoth!!!
Azoth!!!
I do a hurt on accident!!
>Anomalesia is practically crying, shaking and curling up against Azoth's side
>>9785614
Dude you okay?
>>9785843
Ex-employee here. They're generally pretty fast, you should get indication that they've at least looked your resume over within the week.
>>9785752
>>9785793
>Confused doggo noise.
>>9785880
Be okay!! Human will fix.
>Lick the sub doggo.
If human not fix I fix!!
>>9785828
>luca feels much better now
"Thank you"
>happy mutekip whispers
"Lets get out of here
>>9785793
>Wounds Status: Assesd
>Ish.
>Kinda.
>You probably got this.
>Probably.
>>9785846
>>9785880
>>9785890
>Noises: 0
>Bleeding: is slowing a bit
>Thank god he made out with that giant chimeric aberration and got addicted to narco dog drool slime
>That's not a sentence you hear much, is it?
>>9785935
>Probably going to die doggo noise
>>9785972
"Ah, godsdammit. You're not dying on my watch, but this is going to leave a pretty big scar."
>>9785935
>>9785880
"Easy, guys. I've got this..."
...WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TIMELINE, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO THIS WORLD.
WHY DID THE VERSION OF MYSELF BORN HERE LET ALL THIS HAPPEN
I'M CULLING THIS TIMELINE
>>9786044
What a nice place.
>>9785891
Okay, okay, thanks. I'll wait.
>Stave off these suicide by Shuppet thoughts
>>9786054
No
>throw master ball
>>9783123
>What do you want to see more of from the league?
In-ring deaths.
>>9786069
>sweat
>>9786088
>good job you just caught Dialga, anon
>now the timeline's collapsed
>>9786069
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....
>>9786044
>>9785954
>The roasted chestnut nods, then leads the kip out of the house.
>Luca's a water-type and Chespin's a grass-type, so they both like the rain
So... what do we do now?
>>9786098
>>9786126
On your best behaviour?
>>9786088
Nice shot.
>>9786044
>>9786069
>mutekip looks at kyogre in amazement and curiosity
>>9786122
>Let dialga out
Take me back to when that zangoose was getting his ass slapped. Oh and bring some popcorn
>>9786146
>>9786069
W-woah... are... are you...?
>>9785935
>He plops on the ground and just watches. The whining hasn't stopped yet.
>>9785972
>>9786030
Fix??
>>9786131
(whoops, sorry)
"maybe look for where we are?"
-mutekip
>anon tries to reset
>implying the discord will ever let that happen
>>9785972
>Lick dying doggo.
>>9786030
Fix!!
>>9786171
>Lick other doggo.
Be okay!!
>>9786126
Chin up, we're not dead yet.
>>9786135
>Cock: Put on your best annoyed snooty museum guy face
>Which is just your normal face actually
I have refrained from looting, murdering, and pillaging, as I stated was my intent.
Sadly, no work has presented itself for our... talents. However, there is a new combat ring in town, with a decent commission. And it's conveniently attached to an electrical substation. Isn't that lovely?
>>9786135
Yyyyyes...heh..
>>9786176
what would reseting even do to us?
probably make it worse
pic unrelated
>>9786223
That's exactly what it would do.
>>9786223
make it easier for people to get in without established bullshit and characters getting in the way.
>>9786146
>>9786169
It is a nice day, isn't it?
>>9786176
(I'm just here to have fun. Does a reset matter? It'd probably make everyone leave, I'm sure I'd probably leave, no offence.)
>>9786217
>>9786218
Well, well. Good work you two.
>>9786176
>Take out Anon's cartridge, blow in it and slap it back in
>Restart Anon Entertainment System
Should be all good now
>>9786171
>>9786196
"Yeah. He'll live. He needs some rest, though."
>Stand up, pat doggos, make sure edgedoggo's comfy.
"I'm going to check on the team, alright?"
>>9786267
>"I'm going to check on the team, alright?"
>I-I don't want to RP with you s-stop ruining m-muh comfy
>>9786030
>Doggo: Is significantly less die-y
>Nice job
>11/10 would have skull bashed with again
>>9786171
>Fall Out Dog: Is still KO'd
>>9786196
>Black Veil Dogs: Would enjoy the licks
>If he wasn't like
>Recovering from dying and stuff
>>9786239
>he nods
>>9786169
"he looks cool"
>>9786172
Uh... y-yeah, I guess...
...Do you know where we are?
>>9786298
>Chespin nods, smiling.
>Today's certainly taken a turn for the better.
>>9786239
>Cock: Is more irritable than usual lately
Yes, yes, fine. I suppose I'll be spending the rest of my days trapped in Unova being a punching bag for children with their first rattata. How lovely. Would you care to tell us who your "friend" is? Or why you feel the need to threaten us in our own ship?
>>9786217
Yes boss. HEH
>>9786239
On it, eh, eh eh.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
>>9786373
( drink, fuckers. )
>>9786374
It could be Groudon, or maybe Rayquaza.
Take your pick.
>>9786378
You're better than the Cock.
>>9786373
Everything's cool especially after what Vapey said before the bloodbath.
>>9786343
"sorry i don't know"
>Jack: Go out and try some training.
>Fuck me I suck at rp.
>>9786378
...Strongly suggest moving further to the right of me, I'm about to say things that are not wise at all.
>>9786407
>Fragile Seaweed Ego: Is being pushed against
Is there an option that results in you ceasing to harass my crew?
>>9786297
>Sniff him and give a hesistant lick
>>9786196
>He looks up to Azoth and whines again, snuggling closer
Yeah, okay!!
Friend be okay!!
>>9786462
people would rather fuck with dogs than rp with you fuck off
>>9786267
Okay!!!!
>>9786297
>Keep licking the doggo.
>>9786492
>Snug the subdoggo.
See?? Friend is okay!!!
Friend is good!!
>>9786497
(Yeah this is kinda true honestly.)
>>9786373
I'm OK
That was kinda scary though
Umm, where did the new grunt go? Im jsut curious
>>9786437
Oh
yeah hahaha
>>9786462
( You're cool famalam )
>>9786497
( ok )
>>9786462
>N hops down from a nearby tree
Hello, how has your stay here been?
>>9786483
Eh, eh, on it.
>>9786497
>>9786554
(No it is not)
(Stop with this shit already)
>>9786462
Jack's more interesting than any of my chars
>>9786483
Have you ever heard the term... Watery grave?
>>9786568
>>9786483
so what are you two doing?
>>9786554
(Heck you. I'd Rp with him if I could. But I can't.)
>>9786585
>Very fearful swamp monster noises
Why, eh?
>>9786602
Eheh... hold me.
>>9786585
Lovely. Threaten me for violent acts, threaten me when I try to reform, then threaten me again for being annoyed at threats. Hypocrisy is rather unflattering on you.
>Seaweed: Become the Serious Weed
>Like Super Serious
>If it was possible to convert inflection into a form of energy, the sheer levels of venom (no pun intended) would open a White Hole
Pester and abuse me to your hearts content. I'm well aware that whatever fate I face is one I've earned. But you will leave my companions out of the proceedings.
>>9786568
Now is a good time for you to abscond.
>>9786602
I am currently arguing with a primordial demigod. You should run.
>>9786614
(You could always pick up one of his team members)
>>9786524
>He borks quietly and buries his snout in the fur of Azoth's neck
I accidentally the friend...
Feels bad...
>>9786696
(That's turts.)
>>9786678
>holds gask
i'm here it's all good now
>>9786679
what did you do this time al?
>>9786678
Heh.
>>9786679
Now that's sweet. Purely urging you to be careful.
I may be back.
And I may have something for you!
Maybe.
Hehe.
>The god disappears into the water.
How long can I keep a friend's... jacket.... before it's considered socially unacceptable by Kanto standards?
>>9786772
until they mention it.
As long as the friend doesn't care no one cares
>>9786712
Me? He keeps showing up out of nowhere and threatening me. Or warning me. Or both. Hell, I can't tell. Regardless, your safety isn't guaranteed as long as we hold proximity. You may want to find refuge.
>>9786713
>annoyed grunt on the outside
>screaming on the inside
>time to research
>>9786678
Once again, I strongly encourage you to exit before you're hurt.
>>9786772
Just keep the damn scarf.
>>9786713
>Slightly less fearful now, he may live for another day
Eh...
>>9786712
Ehehheh... thanks
>>9786679
Not now boss, heh.
>>9786614
(You can, but you might need to make a new character in his area)
>>9786696
(Or that)
>>9786772
Kantonese expat here, if they don't say anything you can keep it indefinitely.
Just don't get rid of it.
>>9786555
Well, I'm glad you're okay, Vapey.
>Pat water doggo
>>9786437
>Raise eyebrow
Er, what did Vapey say?
>>9786449
I... I don't know either...
>Chespin looks for something that might be familiar
>Or, barring that, something that looks safe
>attempt to vore all of kanto
>>9786804
>squint
if you say so
why does kyogre holds a grudge agains you?
>>9786812
i'm always here when you need me gask
all you have to do is ask
>winks
>>9786708
(So? He said he was coming back to stick SF in Meme's candle shop, might as well play Jack's Charizard or something too)
>>9786801
>>9786835
Alright. He doesn't pay much attention, so I guess this means I can keep it forever.
>>9786804
What scarf?
>>9786837
"so did you find anything?"
>>9786555
>Sylvie wiggles her ribbons at Vapey
>>9786835
Oh nothing, just something funny to distract Zorro from the spinny thing.
>>9786888
>Put paper crown on Alain.
Hello!
>>9786888
(Do you actually want his creepy ass back?)
>>9786708
(Well. Who might UB? (pun intended) as there are only a few peeps who recognize my writing style.)
>>9786899
>>9786837
Uh... nope...
>Oh, and it's storming now. As in, lightning.
>Now they probably want shelter.
>>9786856
Hehheheh... you're thinking of something
>>9786920
>Vapey: try to play it straight
>Fail
Hahaha yeah, funny
>>9786835
It was nothing, just a spur of the moment thing
It was really funny though, you should have heard it
>>9786992
maybe i do maybe i don't
>roll to fill gask's mind wiht lewd toughts by psychic powers
>>9786946
(I don't give a shit if he chills in the thread, there's not exactly anything I can do about it.)
>>9786929
>He looks up in response, touching the crown
Hello, Tobias.
I was just talking about you.
.... what's up with the crown?
>>9787018
A queen wears a crown!
No?
Are we still going to kill and eat zygarde?
@9786946
(I don't know whether to respond in a funpost manner or to ignore you. But If that's going to upset you I'll just go and finish doing my laundry.)
>>9786946
(considering that he did try to correct himself and succeded, i don't see a problem with him being aroundt)
>>9787055
(Sorry dude you still make me hella uncomfortable. I know you probably don't give a shit but I'd prefer if you find something else to do.)
(I nearly get an anxiety attack just when you anonpost, maybe I should just blow my fucking brains out.)
>>9787099
(not him, but aren't you taking things a bit to the exteme?)
What th-hhhhh-e hell is a Catalyst?
>>9786856
How in any possible hell should I know. Dissatisfied with the life I've led? I stole some relic he had a fetishistic obsession with? Perhaps I've simply mantled Odysseus and he feels the need to torment me out of cosmic equivalency.
Either way, I'm still worried for your safty
>he catches himself being nice
>fuck
Er.... You're no use to me dead.
>>9786999
>Wrap a ribbon around the nervous fish pupper
Oh gosh yeah it was hilarious, I know the moment's gone but you should try telling Frankie anyways.
>>9787017
>Thoughts received, but very scrambled
Eh heh... what was that?
>>9787049
>Alain sighs loudly, patting Tobias' shoulder
We were just going to battle it, and you missed it.
Deoxys Ice Beam'd him in the forehead.
>>9787099
(Get a drink and breathe, anon.)
>>9787128
(No. No he is not.)
>>9787141
oh how nice of you, and even then you are trying to sounds like a tough guy, don't worry al, if you need any help just say it
and maybe next time i will talk to him and see what happened
>>9787152
nothing
>keeps trying to give him lewd toughts
>rolling agiain
>>9787189
(Anon please. Calm down.)
>>9787165
I see.
>Flop in his lap.
What is our next plan in world domination...
>>9787189
(please don't anon. don't do it, i would even more like shit that i was trying to help everyone and ended up being the reason why somone killed themselves)
>>9787196
(people here sure know how to hold a grudge, i hope i don't do anything i might regret and end up making everyone hate me in the process)
(i would probably cry desu)
>>9787189
(dude don't even joke about that)
(c'mon it's going to be fine)
>>9787220
>Alain makes a small huff of surprise and attempts to cover it up with a cough.
Didn't you want to take over Kalos?
>>9787189
(Anon? Get some tea or something warm, wrap yourself up in blankets, and watch a movie you like.)
>>9787262
(Just leave you aren't helping anything by being here.)
>>9787141
Heh, thanks boss.
>>9787209
>More static
>Get very close
Heh?
>>9787189
(Now this is some classic /par/)
(But seriously, don't do this, it is not worth it)
>>9786999
>>9787150
>Nice trips
"And what is this 'nothing' that was so funny you should tell me, huh?"
>>9786974
"let go look for a place to hide like a cave "
>luca
>>9787338
(You got those trips you fucking scumbag.)
>>9787300
But we're in Kanto now, why not take Kanto over first?
>Button the cloak up.
It looks better when buttoned up.
>>9787209
...
Shush.
>>9787325
Do be careful at least. I assume you'd like me to leave you to... whatever it is the two of you do. I'll be in my office if you need anything.
>>9787189
(dude, please don't)
>>9787352
Do you live in the ocean?
>>9787307
(but i am not turts)
>>9787325
>keeps trying to lewd the swamp mentally
>rolling again
>>9787382
alright
i will shush
>>9787345
>Chespin nods, before trying to find some sort of shelter.
>Anything works, from the inside of a Pokecenter (they were in a town, no?) to a cave
>>9787189
(Nobody needs to die, no one has to leave let's all just calm down. I'm sure there is a middle ground here for all of us anon.)
>>9787447
(Except the literal presence of turts is enough to set them off so he kind of does have to leave?)
>>9787441
>he looks for a place for shelter
>(i think they were close to a town)
"maybe we should go more toward the town"
it might have a pokemon center"
-luca due to having few images
>>9787547
(He stalked and threatened to kill people dude)
>>9787374
>His gaze follows the action, Alain blinking in surprise
.... oh.
Thanks.
We're already gym leaders here, how do you wanna do this?
>>9787382
Heh, good night boss.
>>9787432
>Lewd thoughts received
>Does goo belong "there"?
>Yes
Heeeeeeehhheeee... lets go to the pool.
>>9787573
...Elite four members.
Yes? No?
>>9787553
>They were in a town, remember?
>Chespin tries to find the Pokemon Center. Unless this town has no Pokemon Centers, which is entirely possible- perhaps it's New Bark or Pallet or some other starter town.
>>9787565
(He stalked yes, but only threated to kill himself)
(Still, this is a lose/lose situation)
>>9787565
>Stalked
(Yeah that was creepy but he said he didn't give a fuck about other people's life styles anymore after therapy or whatever)
>Threatened to kill
(Lol what? When?)
>>9787644
(After """"therapy."""" He didn't do shit.)
(Threatened to kill is a very specific thing.)
>>9787709
(Again when did he treaten to kill?)
>>9787795
(Wasn't in thread or main discord.)
@Turts