/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Saint Beatrice Santell

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As always new art

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How hard is it you think to kiss a girl with no lips?

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Smiling Selmers is always nice

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>>9780701
Indeed

>>9780546

>tfw

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>>9780727
?

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I love Bombshell

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Normally I hate humanized art but this is actually pretty good aside from Bea's Ankh being more like a cross.
And that I would never guess this was NitW if the artist hadn't said it was.
Other than that it's okay.

>>9780788
Okay, this one's pretty okay. I've seen worse and I've yet to see one that I would call perfect.

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And that's all for now.

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>>9780852
It gets bonus points for making them both clearly as white as they would be in real life.
Mae actually looks like she has polish blood in her.

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Aktually there's this too, but it's an older image I found by searching for Bombshell.

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Alright, I was able to clean up the sketch a bit I made last thread.

>>9781118
I really outta watch JoJo sometime

>>9780788
Is Bea's last name English or Italian? It sounds like an Italian name.

>>9781162
Santello is a northern Italian name.

>>9781146
I tried getting into it, but the problem with getting into long running anime is that there's so MUCH of it, and there's even more coming out.
Sometimes though, I like to look into it completely out of context and try to understand what the eff is happening.

>>9781204
If you wanna, watch part 1 and see if you like it. It's only 13 episodes and if you like it, you can try and watch part 2 and so on.

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>>9781177
For further reading
https://www.houseofnames.com/santello-family-crest

>in case you don't wanna read it all here's the cliffnotes
Hails from the city of Lucca in Tuscany
Only important/wealthy people had their names recorded and were given a Coat, so the Santello family was influential in medieval Italy
The first Santello to emigrate to the US did so in 1907

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>>9781204
I think it is fairly easy to get into Jojo's since each part is so disconnected.

So who is best cuddle buddy in the cast?

>>9781350
Candy is the warmest and softest
Honorable mention to Angus and Bombshell
Bea probably uses assloads of moisturizer so maybe she's not as bad at cuddling as you'd think

>>9780764
Cute as fuck

>>9780675
You don't need lips to kiss anon.

Time for drawing requests

>>9782013
Lewd or SFW?

>>9782031
Either

>>9782013
Gregg sucking his own dick.

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>>9782042
I uh, dunno who you are, so hard to take a guess as to what you will/won't do.

Maybe draw the finishing scene from this story? A cock shooting cum onto Bea's stomach as she's orgasming hard, choking part optional

https://pastebin.com/EmjTkjaN
Specifically
>you momentarily release your grip as you pull your dick back to her entrance, she inhales sharply, or at least she tries to
>mid breath you pound down, balls deep, as you REALLY choke her
>her entire body tenses up as out of her throat comes something mixed between a scream and a gurgle
>her orgasm is so strong it both sends you over the edge and pushes your cock out
>almost immediately you cum, shooting your second load onto her smooth stomach

>>9782111
I second this!

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>>9782042
Pastor K nervously stripping.

I need more redrawn Nedroid comics with Pastor K in place of Reginald.

>Mae let's not open presents right now

Any decent lewd of lily?

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>>9782183
yo don't drop those, they're expensive!

>>9782369
Literally who

>>9782423
wrong thread, sorry

reasons why the cult was wrong:

1)

>>9782425
I like how passive she is about it.

>>9782615

she knows to not turn this rape into a murder

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>>9782615
It's because she secretly wants the sweet release of death.

>>9782621
>legs bound together
>still clothed
Distinct lack of sex here.

>>9782613
Scriggins didn't get pitted.

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>>9782613
Their god was kinda shit. I mean they sacrificed 39 people and had little to show for it.

>>9781146
Start with Part 1: Phantom Blood, my friend

the booru doesn't have a lot of the new jackie draws.

i'm only pointing this out in case any obsessives who have them want to handle it

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I have them but I'd rather not shit up the booru with trans garbage. I mean, look at this shit. It's gross!

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>>9782975
I'll get around to them eventually, but Dota 2 just released the Siltbreaker campaign so

>>9782675

are you implying you capture the woman and transport her, legs spread, secured to a sex rack?

you wouldn't last a day in rape club

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>>9783058
I want to perform a slitbreaker on bea

>>9783083
I mean, she was bound while in her underwear. Just an odd choice.

>>9783429
Just cut the underwear off with scissors. Underwear comes off, still bound. Plus it's hot. Just hope she won't mind you ruining her clothes.

>>9783527
I'm pretty sure ruined clothes wouldn't be the worst problem.

>>9783572
Your body can heal from sexual wounds, your clothes cannot.

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>>9783527
>slowing cutting through the sides before slipping them off
hoo boy

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Someone actually drew Danny and it's really good

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I don't know if this is in the game or not or just made up since I've never failed the shoplifting section.

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We always joke about how Mae is smol, but Gregg is only slightly bigger than her. He's still smol.

>>9784321
I did that once while trying to give Angus the last piece of pizza. I'm really disappointed nothing happens if you give him that last piece.

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>>9784574
I really wish Mae had told why she actually dropped out of college here.

>>9784614
Yeah that was frustrating, but to be fair Mae was absolutely terrified of being honest. It probably sounded as crazy in her head as it is in real life, and she was scared how people would react.

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>>9784630
It bothers me how everyone, especially her mother, bought her line about it "just not being for her". Maybe it is because I've had to use the line plenty of times in my life, but it is such a paper thin lie.

>>9784675
She was more or less treated with white gloves. Everyone knew she was a little off, I just don't think they knew how deep the rabbit hole went.

>>9784695
That works for her friends, but it doesn't make all that much sense when it comes to her mother. Then again I guess the only time Candy gets on her case about it is during their fight.

>>9784865
Well, I meant white gloves in regards to her parents.
Her friends just didn't want to pry, it wasn't exactly their business anyways.

>>9784675
I doubt anyone actually ever bought it. If someone's willing to give such a paper-thin excuse I think most people can figure out they REALLY don't want to talk about it.

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>>9785266
I think Bea did. She really digs into Mae, especially during the dinner and bench scenes, far too much for her to have understood that Mae had to drop out due to her mental health.

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>>9785336
Speakin' of Bea, did a quick doodle of everyone favorite lung-cancer crocodile.

I think Bea probably couldn't pick up on it because of her intense desire to go to college and Mae just brushing it off probably really infuriated her. I think if you're that annoyed at someone, you probably would take that excuse at surface level.

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>>9785405
I did some sketches of some characters yesterday and worked on them a little bit more today.

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>>9785405
>>9785405
It isn't even the cancer that'll kill her. The amount of stress she is under she'll probably drop dead of a heart attack by 30 if things don't change.

>>9785545
make them kiss

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>>9785611

>>9785722
God damn, you work fast, anon.

>>9785722
Make them fuck

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>>9785722
now make them kiss

>>9785739
>>9785747
Scratch that definitely make them kiss.
Including Mae, but except for Bea, who has no time for this shit.

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>>9785490

I'll get to those other requests real soon, be right back

No thanks, I don't play leftist propaganda "games"

>>9785909
>(you)

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>>9785909

>>9785885
That is pretty cute. A bit strange that she is flashing the doc. Maybe that's how she is treating her stress.

>>9785956
No hope
No shame

>>9785909
Would you play it for a scooby snack?

>>9785956
Sheiiit, is she? I meant to put her into one of those hospital gown things and I guess i didn't put too much thought into it and-

i mean uh yeah totally stress reducing

>>9785980
I could almost forgive the variety of degenerate characters and tranny apologism if not for all the edgy anti-capitalist bullshit

It reeks of "I'm a spoiled trust fund teen who's never worked a day in my life, but my parents are like totally MEAN TO ME :(((((((("

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>>9785909

>>9786014
>(you)

>>9786014

>>9786014
try harder, give me another one. rustle my jims, do it. go hard, dont hold back fucking DO IT

>>9786003
I mean it's a doctor so, whatever, genitalia to them is pretty much like the back of their hand. I guess having a 20 year old's vagoo is probably a little nicer than looking at the usual grandma coochie they get to inspect.

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>>9786014
it's the opposite actually

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>>9786014

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>>9785980

>Alright gang. It's time to unmask this mysterious Ghost Miner that's been terrorizing Possum Springs.

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>>9786062
Would Bea have a vagina or a cloaca?

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>>9786128
Since they're humans, I'm gonna assume a vagina.
And also I'm into anal so I want her to have 3 holes to stuff not 2.

>>9786014
socialism will win, my dude

>>9786100
I don't know why but that pic immediately made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLDAuctXL38

>>9786529
Well that's
Interesting

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>>9786529

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>>9785757
>>9785747

Ahhh sorry I didn't spend a whole lot of time on it, but I'm really happy with the end result.

>>9787172
Nice

>>9787172
Yeah that's pretty good.

>>9787172
I love long hair Angus. I never knew I needed that in my life.

Wow the old thread is still up.
Sure is a lot of nonthreads on /trash/

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>>9787259
Thank you!

>>9787367
I agree, I should draw more of that, haha

>>9787479
Can you draw a comedic scene of Mae walking into Bea in a gangbang at a party, wondering where she's been for the last hour
And Bea says something witty like
Uh
Someone think of something witty

>>9787517
The Aristocrats.

>>9787517
>socializing
>making new friends

>>9787551
Oh shit my sides. Wait, I laughed at an Aristocrats joke.

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Drew a quick Mae.

>>9787517
I'll see what I can do. It won't be very sexy though, I can guarantee that one.

>>9787567
I actually love the joke. The best version I've seen is Gilbert Gottfried explaining it, just because it is neat hearing about how it came about.

>>9787588
Nah I get it's comedic first, just a suggestion.
Make sure Bea is still smoking even though she's getting jiggy with it if you do that.

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Itttt's coming along

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>>9788140
I am excited

>>9788197
I wonder just how Stan would react around drunk Mae?

>>9788285
He'd probably make her crash on the couch and prep a hangover remedy.

>>9788285
He'd realize she was one step closer to becoming him and look at the pillow nearby, the urge to smother his daughter in her sleep creeping up from the dark recesses of his mind once more.

>>9788309
Stan would know a lot about those.

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here we are, I really like this one

I could probably cut the production time in half by starting digitally instead of traditionally, but there's just something about pencil and paper

>>9788349
According to Anthony Bourdain it is a BLT.

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>>9788463
Fuckin neat

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>>9788463
oh my fuck

>>9788480
...bacon lettuce tomato?

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closer, just a panel or two more and some dialog, then I'll post

>>9788599
Yes. His theory was the carbs and protein would serve as a good kickstart to the metabolism. Or someshit it has been awhile since I watched that. I think it was during his No Reservations days.

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>>9787517
>>9787650

>>9789255
this is great, love the ending

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>>9789255

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>>9789276
Thank you!
Christ that took like an hour ahhhhh

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>>9788463
Good shit

>>9789255
>>9789279
I love Bombshell in the corner there

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>>9789279
This is the most uncomfortable AU

>>9782108
I dunno how long you've been requesting this but here it is: The best thing to happen to Angus's sex life

>>9789717
that doesn't look comfortable at all oh god someone call a doctor

>>9789752
Something tells me he's just going to prescribe a journal.

>>9789717
make a followup where Gregg realizes he's stuck

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>>9789885
>>9789717

>>9789717
Wow
This is pretty hot

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>>9789793
>>9790013
If the purpose of the journal is learning, Gregg will not be doing a lot of that

>>9790048
>gregg just fills his notebooks up with dicks
>not because he's gay even, he's just immature
I can feel it Mr. Krabs.

>>9790013
lol yess thank you

>>9789717
This is really good.
Do you wanna take another request or are you done for the night?

>>9790328
Yeh sure

>>9790331
How about some MaeBea? Cute or lewd, up to you.

>>9790385
make them wrestle

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>>9790013
Mae can best em all though, shes a cat.

>>9790048
>Dr. Hank

I can't help but picture him as some kind of animal Dr. Nick.

>>9790395
This but with Mae dressed as Crocodile Dundee

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>>9790413
Aaand now I want to see Mae being flexible during sex.

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>>9790430
Holy shit yes. If not him, then as Steve Irwin.

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>>9790416

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>>9790385
>>9790395
Just a quick one. I was considering making it a really aggressive headlock but I don't draw enough gentle contact

>>9790620
it's not love unless there's violent wrestling involved

>>9790620
Dat's cute

(you forgot Mae's damaged ear)

>>9790620
i'm really enjoying your art thanks man

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>>9790650

>>9790777
Thanks for covering, after all Mae's dream date is someone she can wrestle with and whisper secrets to when they're both tired

>>9790795
I don't think Bea is having fun

>>9790777
ahh yes the perfect date

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>>9790795

>>9790885
so romantic

>>9790885
"Hey so mae don't hate me but it was Cole"

>>9791001
>a young Beatrice Santello went missing earlier this week
>police suspect foul play in the 20 year old's disappearance, as they believe she would have taken her car in a runaway situation
>there are no leads, however a local Mr. Penderson of Possum Springs, believes he knows the culprit
>we go now, live, to our field reporter Jeff Smith, Jeff?

>>9791033
>Thanks Rob, according to experts, there seems to have been signs of a struggle
>They say things got violent between Beatrice Santello and her attacker before she was swept away
>They also say her attacker must have been over six feet tall, taller than the victim in order to drag her from the scene without leaving a sign of exit
>More details as they come, but police are hopeful for signs

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Would you cuddle with Mae while she's losing her shit?

I'm going to take requests for short stories today. if anyone has any cool ideas for me to write. Safe or lewd are both acceptable, I should be fine with most kinks. I'll probably write the first idea I really like.

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Mae getting felt up by Bombshell at a party is cute. Mae would love it.

>>9792979
Mae would love any sexy contact.

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>>9792979
>oh fuck she's touching my tit
>does she know she's doing that?
>she totally knows she's doing that
>ok yeah she's squeezing it now holy shit

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Good morning Possum Springs!

>>9793617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdahP278OSM
Good morning!

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>>9793617
Good morning Anon!

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>>9793617
For some reason your post made me think of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ

Who, aside from Lori, would like Castlevania the most?

>>9793617
Huh. That's interesting. Also pretty weird but it works in the context of the game.

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Do it. The truth.

>>9794047
>I gave a cry of astonishment. I saw and thought nothing of the other four Martian monsters; my attention was riveted upon the nearer incident. Simultaneously two other shells burst in the air near the body as the hood twisted round in time to receive, but not in time to dodge, the fourth shell.

>>9794061
Yes, brother. Run the program more to uncover the truths, hidden by the shackles of our kin.

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>>9794047
>>9794077
Is virus anon finally stepping up his game?

>>9794102
Either that or he is just trying to do some creepy attention whoring.

>"I'm so mysterious. Ask me what it means. Ask me what it means. "

>>9794047
>>9794077
Are you delusional or just plain autistic?

>>9794121
>>9794102
>They don't know what hex is
Wew lad.

>>9794126
Are you sexually attracted to animals, vile furfag subhuman?

>>9794129
I do, and it's virus anon's shit again.

>>9794129
I know what Hex is, but what are we meant to do with a string of random numbers?

>"Ooh, mysterious numbers! So spooky! What could they mean?"

Take it to the creepypasta board.

>>9794140
You're a fucking subhuman.
Furfags have 800% autism rate.
18% of them admit to wanting to fuck animals.

Lay down and die, fucker.

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>>9794148
But I'm not a furry.

>>9794150
But you are. You're a fucking deluded furry in denial. Pathetic.

The Shitposter's Tactics

-"Why are you doing this to the thread?"
-"Another artist shitting up the thread."
-General attempts to run off new or existing artists.
-"I'm gonna make the new thread!" or any variations of that. If you're going to make a thread, just do it, don't say it.
-Getting mad at a new thread being made because he was totally going to make it.
-Saying the thread is dead or deserves to die because of low poster count. By the end of the thread we always have between 30 and 50 unique IPs. Ignore the fear mongering.
-General spam.

If you see any of this it is a repeat shitposter. Report and ignore, the mods will and have banned him repeatedly.

>>9794154
But I know what I am and who I am, and I'm sure not a furry.

>>9794155
>>9794154
>>9794148
Samefag.

>>9794160
Well you're clearly in denial, you brain-dead libtard faggot.
Die.

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>>9794133

>>9794169
barneyfag get a job

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>>9794169
I took an online quiz and I'm just barely a liberal sir and I find myself agreeing mostly with the right sir.

>>9794181
You're a malignant cancer to mankind, furfag.

>>9794197
But I'm not a furry we've already discussed this.

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>>9794197
>calling people furfag
>on trash
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>9794133
>>9794148
>>9794154
>>9794169
>>9794197
>Look at me everyone! I want attention!

>>9794208
>Furfag
Youreafuckingfaggotcunt.raw

>>9794218
I'm here to tell you cunts how much of a fucking collective faggot you are.
800% autism rate
18% dogfuckery rate
You wear fucking suits.

Wow.

>>9794230
>beeing this assblasted about other people
you must have such a fullfilling life to post such shitty bait
have a (you), (you) really need it

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I wonder if his ass is really as good as we have been told or is Gregg biased?

>>9794247
You must have a real fulfilling life to decide to become a fucking FURFAG of all things. You're an absolute fucking idiot, mate. Stop talking.

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Mae would totally do this. She'd want everyone to know she was getting some, even if it would be super awkward for Bea.

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>>9794268
said the person that spends time on a board of things he hates

>>9794155
By thinking that all of these things is one person, you're pretty much doing what he wants. We have many different people shitting up the thread.

>>9794291
>report and ignore
If people would take the last line to heart no, nobody would be playing into his hands.

>>9794340
Yes. Cover your ears and ignore rationale.
You're a deluded freak.

>>9794340
I wish people would just do that. The people who are rising to the trolls are nearly as bad as the trolls themselves. I just want to talk about Mae. If nobody had risen to him in the first place he would have stopped.

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>>9794273
I think it'd have more to do with her being incredibly impulsive than her marking her sexual conquest.

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>>9794370
>rationale
Yes, because your autistic rambling about how you don't like this place is the most rational thing.
>>9794390
People just like to argue because, if we don't, there's the feeling that the other person got way with it and won. In other news, I drew a sketch of Bea. I'm trying to work on different styles of drawing.

>>9794417
She would probably get super bitey and impulsive in the moment then claim she was trying to mark her sexual conquest after the fact. Maybe not to Bea's face though, but that is the excuse she would use to Gregg.

>>9794449
And Gregg would laugh and say she probably just couldn't control herself, and make fun of her for taking 20 years to get laid.

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>>9794370
He has a point. We're all mentally ill degenerates clinging on to fictional characters. That's what this game was trying to tell us when Mae decided to kill a kid because her video game stopped working. It wouldn't surprise me if virusanon is Benson coming here to cure us of our illness.

>>9794160
Not him, but c'mon.
[spoiler] Furry. [spoiler]

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>>9794424
I like your drawing, but her snout kind of looks like this to me.

>>9794470
But the question is, assuming Bea would want to do it with her again, would she allow her to keep going or would she say they can only fuck again if Mae promises to be less bitey because Bea works retail and can't be seen to have that.

Reminds me of a time back when my brother worked retail and he one day had several hickeys on his neck and my mum was furious at him because he wasn't attempting to hide them at work, meanwhile if my boyfriend and I ever got a little too frisky and we had them she never even mentioned it if she noticed at all.

>>9794509
Okay yeah, I see what you mean. I should probably fix that.

>>9794489
To be fair, Mae had to jump through a lot of mental hoops to get from "Video game stopped working" to "Trying to kill a kid", only somebody as mentally ill as Mae was at the time would be able to do that. Then again you never know how many people like that might be playing the game.

>>9794519
She'd probably let her do it, but only if she did it somewhere it wasn't visible.

>>9794535
And all those people are here.

>>9794542
And now, you're one of them.

>>9794519
Bea would just make her bite somewhere else that's not casually visible.
Because if there's one thing I learned. It's that girls like a bit of pain with their pleasure.

>>9794556
But I'm not a furry so I'm fine.

>>9794566

>I consume furry media but I'm not a furry

got bad news for ya son

>>9794566
But, you're on /trash/. So clearly, you're one of us.

>>9794577
That's like saying getting sucked off by a man makes you gay.

>>9794583
That's like saying living in Detroit makes you black.

>>9794557
Some girls do, some girls don't. Same with boys for that matter. Some like enough sexy biting to leave embarrassing marks, some wouldn't dream of finding biting sexy. Same with spanking and whipping and any kind of pleasurable pain. There is a theory that people who enjoy that sort of thing might have slightly different brain structure than people who don't, and the pathways for pain and pleasure can get mixed, or something.

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>>9794583
One of us
One of us
One of us

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Would you lie about your political views to pound Jackie's transass?

>>9794596
Don't worry, it's not a snake... Or is it?

That is why cats hate cucumbers, right? Mammals have an automatic anti snake reflex and cucumbers look like snakes?

>>9794591
So what you're saying is GO SMELTERS

>>9794594
I've never met a girl not into pain in some way.
It's either spanking, biting, or hair pulling. Usually all three.

>>9794608
Why do you need to lie about your political views? Just win her over with your natural charm and winning and attractive personality and never bring politics up.

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>>9794608
Nah, hatefucking is better.

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>>9794614
Sure

>>9792789
I'm still here and still looking for requests for short stories by the way. If anyone has any cool ideas they would like to see turned into probably shitty greentext stories, do let me know.

I am the same guy who wrote the footfag stories, the gregg and the pumpkin thing, and the Germ Bondage thing.

>>9794640
Officer Molly frisking Scriggins while in heat.

>>9794640
Jackie furiously masturbating to Nazi porn.

>>9794650

do alligators go into heat?

>>9794733
I think he means Aunt Molly is in heat.

>>9794733
no dummy the cat does

>>9792789

Mae gets angus and gregg trashed and tries to pull the ol switcheroo and get some of that fox dick she's been lusting for since 13 but even in the dark and wearing that shitty trillby gregg recognizes her as mae is betrayed by her own colon for not having had taco bell for lunch as gregg realizes his dick should be aflame

>>9794770
>>9794754

shit there goes my story about scriggens hot boyhole dripping it's clear, steamy juices

>>9794781
Too descriptive

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>>9794650
>"What do you think you're doing?" asked Molly as she approached Scriggins, hanging out behind the old supermarket.
>"Nothing copper, nothing at all." said Scriggins casually, as his friend he was hanging out with scurried away. Scriggins stood his ground.
>"Scriggins... Wanted for multiple counts of petty vandalism. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station." said Molly. Scriggins considered this. She had nothing on him. He wasn't going to tell her anything, but if he resisted arrest he could get in real trouble.
>"Fine, but you got nothing on me" growled Scriggins.
>"Gonna have to search you. Assume the position." commanded Molly. Scriggins growled, and did as he was told. He turned around, and put his hands against the wall.
>Molly patted down Scriggen's sides, checking his pockets. She turned out his pockets and found a wallet and a set of keys. Nothing unusual. As she patted him down, she noticed that the young gator's tight jeans were really accentuating his ass. He had a really good ass.
>Molly leaned down and frisked his legs. She did one leg, then the other, rubbing his both outer and inner thighs. She went up a bit higher than she normally would, gently brushing his crotch. Molly gulped. Unlike her sister, she had never married, so when she was in heat, she didn't normally have an outlet. She couldn't possible do anything to this gator boy though. If she did and she was caught, she could lose her badge.
>She checked his back pocket. She didn't need to do this as she could clearly see they were empty by how tight his jeans were, but she side it as a chance to squeeze his butt. She bit her lip, it was so pert and firm, she figured he must do a lot of running.
>"Hey, what's the big idea?" Scriggins growled.

What do you think? What should happen next? I'm leaning towards him eating her out behind the dumpster, but if anyone has any better ideas I'd like to hear.

>>9794831
That's a fine idea

>>9794812

mae n greg

>>9794902
Too descriptive

>>9794831
>"Tell you what" said Molly, gulping in anticipation but trying to make her voice as commanding as possible. "I think I may have made a mistake, it might not have been you who I'm looking for after all. I could double check, if you do something for me."
>"Oh yeah? What would that be?" asked Scriggins quietly.
>"You like older women?" asked Molly, running her hand down Scriggins side, stopping again at his butt and grabbing it once again. Scriggins glanced back over his shoulder, looking Molly up and down.
>"Oh, I get it. If I do this, you'll forget about the whole, arresting me thing?" said Scriggins.
>"I'll forget this time, but it won't save you from anything you might do in the future, and if I hear that you tell anyone about this, I might forget to forget. They never did find that Casey boy you know." she said with a glare.
>"Fine. So where do you want to do it?" asked Scriggins. "Motel or something?"
>"Fuck no." said Molly. "How about the old alley round the back of the shop? Nobody goes there anymore."
>They walked around until they got to the alley. There was still a dumpster there from when the shop was open, but it was long abandoned.
>Once they were in the alley, Molly rounded on Scriggins and pulled out her handcuffs.
>"What the hell?" said Scriggins. "I thought you said I was off the hook if I did this!"
>"Relax." said Molly. "Never played with handcuffs with a girl before? I'll take them off after."
>Scriggins muttered something under his breath, but reluctantly allowed himself to be handcuffed with his arms behind his back.
>Molly dropped her pants and panties. Scriggins glanced down to see her crotch. The hair around her pussy was already rather wet.
>"Lick it." commanded Molly, putting a hand on Scriggins shoulder and forcing him down. Scriggins got to down to his knees, and glanced up at Molly.
>"What are you waiting for? A warrant?" she said. Scriggins leaned forward and stuck out his tongue.

>>9794509
I worked on it a little bit and this is how it looks now. I don't know if that helped, I'm not very good at perspective when drawing.

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>>9795132
Forgot pic

>>9795132
>>9795140
it's an improvement, keep up the good work dude!

>>9795140
Much better

My suggestion to you would be to just draw a shitload of perspective drawings. I mean, practice makes perfect. If you wanna get gud you gotta get busy.

Dunno how many furry perspective drawings there are but these guys are mostly human just with animal heads and hands.

>>9795080
>He gave a lick across her clit, which caused Molly to gasp. He found he didn't mind the taste, so he licked a bit more, moving from her clit down to the rest of her pussy.
>"Oh fuck, you gators sure know how to use your tongues. " Molly said. ""Go on, get in there.
>Scriggins found it a little awkward since she was still standing, but he did his best to push his long tongue between her legs and angle it upwards to lick her labia. She gasped. His tongue was strong and wet. He was licking in random places without much intent or skill, but just having the gator tongue touch her like this was enough to send shivers up her back and satiate some of the heat she had been feeling in her crotch.
>"Is that all you can do?" said Molly, looking down at the boy kneeling before her. "Have you ever even been with a woman before?"
>"The position isn't great" said Scriggins, looking up at her.
>"Well lets try this." she said, grabbing Scriggins by the shoulder and pushing him back. Since Scriggins was handcuffed he couldn't break his fall, so he rolled onto his back with his arms underneath him in a somewhat uncomfortable position.
>"Whoa, what's the big idea?" said Scriggins, annoyed.
>"I'm just getting a better position" said Molly, as she stepped over Scriggins and stood above his head, her pussy dripping with her own fluids and Scriggins saliva, some of which dropped onto the gator's face. Before Scriggins could reply, she squatted down and got onto her knees, pushing her pussy right into Scriggins face.
>Scriggins had no choice but to stick his tongue out again and lap at her pussy. His head was being squeezed in between her thick thighs, so he couldn't move it out of the way even if he wanted to. His own cock was rock hard inside his tight jeans, but Molly was paying his arousal no attention, focusing only on herself.
>"That's it, get in there. Stick your tongue inside me." said Molly Scriggins did as she commanded.

>>9795197
Thanks
>>9795197
Thanks, I think the hardest part is trying to get the perspective of the muzzle due to the way it extends off the face in an awkward way that I'm not used to drawing.

>>9795317
>chubby older woman facesitting complete with light bondage femdom
So many fetishes all at once

>>9795356

a little more BRAAAAP and it would have been perfect

>>9795317
>Scriggins licked his tongue up and down Molly's pussy until he found her hole, and pushed his tongue inside. He could feel her squeezing down on his tongue as he pushed deeper. She didn't feel particularly tight, but his tongue was large so it fit rather well.
>"That's it, now pump your tongue in and out like a good boy." Molly commanded. Scriggins figured the quicker he obeyed her, the quicker it would be over. While she was quite an attractive lady, this was not the sort of position Scriggins was used to sexually, and for him, the sooner it was over the better.
>Nevertheless, he pumped his tongue in and out of her tight tunnel, the walls of her hole squeezing and contracting against his tongue. He looked up at her, but all he could see was her belly and boobs, still clad in her police uniform, as well as the top half of her head over her boobs as she looked down on him, keeping eye contact.
>"That's it, good boy." she said as she began rocking backwards and forwards on his face, her lower lips rubbing against his regular lips as he tongue fucked her. Molly reached down and began rubbing at her clit with one hand. She gasped in pleasure and rocked her body faster.
>She squeezed Scriggins head with her thighs harder. Her thighs were covering his ears now so he could hardly hear her moaning and gasping. Even if he wanted her to stop now, there was no way he could ask so he just had to try to stand it as best he could. His tongue was getting tired, but he kept pumping it in and out of Molly's pussy. He didn't want to know what she would do if he stopped.
>After a much longer amount of time than Scriggins would probably have preferred. Molly began thrusting her hips faster and rubbing her clit furiously. She tightened her grip on his head tighter than ever and thrust her crotch hard into his face as she came. She had to bite her lip to keep herself from screaming.

>>9795612
>Her inner walls contracted tightly on Scriggins tongue, but he did his best to keep it inside, only pulling it out when he had felt her climax had subsided. Molly stood up, her step wobbling slightly.
>"You've got quite a tongue on you. If you have a girlfriend, she is one lucky lady." said Molly with a chuckle as she looked down at Scriggins face. His entire face and a significant spot on his chest was absolutely soaked, covered in a mix of Molly's fluids, and his own saliva.
>"Wait, are we done here?" asked Scriggins, flustered, as he saw Molly was putting on her pants.
>"Yeah, I got what I wanted, you got what you wanted." said Molly, Scriggins had struggled to get back onto his knees. His clothes were covered in the dirt from the alley. "You're off the hook."
>"But what about... Me?" said Scriggins, glancing down at his crotch. His jeans were clearly showing off his arousal with a noticeable bulge.
>"Not my problem" said Molly with a shrug, unlocking Scriggin's handcuffs and beginning to walk away.
>"Remember, if I find out you breathe a word of this to anyone, I'll be after you for more than petty vandalism next time." she said over her shoulder, before walking away and leaving the wet faced, dirty clothed gator boy alone in the alley.

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>>9794608
Don't even care for politics so I have no issues with her views. I'd just gently let her know that I want to see her girl dick bouncing up and down while she's on my lap. I'm sure that gets the point across.

>>9795676
I almost feel bad for Scriggins.
Almost.

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>>9795676
yo, cropped the whole thing.
thanks for writing dude.

>>9795733
>>9795676
Slap it in pastebin and I'll add it to the writebin.

>>9795733
Nice. I'll clean it up a bit and have it added to the writebin later too.
Thanks for the idea, it was fun to write! I wanted to write something, I just needed a really good idea.
Hopefully it was just the right amount of kinky, not too little, not too much. I might do more later but that is probably me for the day.

>>9796575
>the one where they're sitting
>that ass
Unf

>>9796829
Bea's ass was made for worship

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So

What are you guys doing this fine Friday?

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>>9795676
Thank you my friend.

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>>9796977
Helped my dad with some yard work and I now plan to shitpost and play video games until around 11:00 and then go to bed.

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>>9797140
If I had 3 wishes one of them would be that Selmers is my busty, curvaceous and loyal wife.
If I had one wish it would still be the same.

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>>9797207
Same but unironically.

>>9796977
Doing meaningless internet things and writing trashy fanfiction! If I was hanging out with people socially I wouldn't be on here.

>>9797011

You are very much welcome, I had fun writing it.

>>9797207

All you would need to do is supply her with a steady supply of opioids or whatever she was stealing and listen to her poetry and talk about it with her.

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>>9797223
I wasn't being ironic at all.

Money can't get you a good wife. Good looking, but not a good, loyal wife who won't cheat on you or divorce you for your money.

>>9796977
Listening to my cells die

By that I mean work

>>9797247
Watch out tho. Double cross her and she'll scare you real bad. Scare you right in the kidney.

>>9796977
Dreading work.

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>>9797247
Sounds like someone had some lady problems.

But I feel the same way.

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>>9797267
I would never cheat.

>>9796977
Working. And by that I mean being bored at work because the project is so far behind that I have done nothing for 3 weeks in a row

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>>9797249
>>9797270
*cough*

>/nitwg/ is a bunch of wageslaves
Hey me too.

>>9797509
Just like Bea, Gregg and Angus. How #relatable.

>>9797429
I'm not high and I don't look good in trucker hats, unfortunately.

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>>9796977
Missed work because I crippled myself working yesterday. Probably gonna finish Twin Peaks and then start my annual rewatch of Venture Bros. Might watch American Pop with my family for my birthday since my mom is trying to pressure me into doing something for it.

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>>9797781
Crippled how?

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>>9797786
I have a bone disease and I had to walk somewhere since my dad was sleeping and my medication makes driving myself not an option.

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>>9796977
Sitting around for most part, working on sketches. I also finished watching watching the 1980's Gundam movie.

>>9797814
That's... really awful.

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Anyone up for some petty vandalism of company property?

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>>9797898
You deal with it. There was this guy I went to school with whenever he'd see me in the halls on my crutches he'd say "holy crip it's a crapple." if nothing else atleast I got a good laugh out of all this.

>>9797929
How does he still have a job?

>>9797814
What does a bone disease entail, exactly? Also headed off to work, so I'll read your response whenever I get off.

>>9797946
They're only like 60 cents!

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>>9797954
fibrous displaysia. Basically I have fake bones that are brittle, may or may not grow out of control and causes a lot of pain.

>>9797946
It took me ages to work out that netflix and chill meant sex. Not that anyone ever used it on me, but I still took it literally for ages.

They have cute feets, I wonder what that artist is into huh?

>>9798025
considering the feet have more detail than their faces I'm going to say personality

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>>9798064
Nah, he's definitely a handfag.

>>9798091
That's just ridiculous. Nobody ever wakes Mae up. She would get super cranky if she didn't get her 12 hours, and if you tried to wake her up like that there is a good chance you would get kicked in the face. I guess her dad knows what he is doing though.

>>9798137
if your dad didn't wake you up by sucking on your toes you had a terrible childhood

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>>9798137

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>>9798151
If my grandad overslept he got a bucket of cold water.

>>9798137
I wish they expanded on Mae and Stan's relationship. The tv hangouts were a nice idea, but there really should have been some actual talking at some point.

>>9798091
Shit, just realised that everyone in NITW says Eff and in my Molly x Scriggins story I had them say Fuck several times.

Oh well, the Eff thing was stupid anyway. Scriggins really fucked the cops in that one huh?

>>9798221
I find it kinda charming like how everyone in Fantastic Mr. Fox said "cuss" as a swear.

>>9798091
>not sucking her toes to wake her up
get with the times daddy o

>>9798221
Eff doesn't work in a fapfic.
Bea saying Fuck. Me. was a lot hotter than if she had said Eff. Me.

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>>9798221
I wish they would mix in like one or two actual fucks.

>>9798239
Metalocolypse is so much better with the guitar riff censor over it.

>>9798253
The future is now, old man.

>>9798257
But it helps me stay in engaged when a story sticks to world lore.

>>9798239
I guess, it just seems they were doing it for the age rating though, I didn't find it as charming as fantastic mister fox.

I grew up with the Fantastic mister fox book as a kid so I found the movie super weird, not only did they not say Cuss and they were significantly less anthropomorphic, than they were in the film. Also the book was one big Act 2, so the events of the book happened from 1/3rd into the movie to 2/3rds into the movie, and the beginning and end were totally invented. It was weird, man!

>>9798257

Yeah, it's not sexy at all. I wouldn't have included it if I remembered.

>>9798273

If they would have done that the age rating of the game would probably have gone up and it would have lost promotion.

>>9798257
Yeah, you're right.

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I won't be able to do the usual new image dump since I'm working night shift and this thread won't hit page 8 before I need to go.
Also someone else will probably need to make the new thread.

>>9798456
Don't worry I'll make the thread anon!

>>9798301
>world lore
the game only says eff to avoid an M rating, they're saying fuck

>>9798522
If the were saying fuck then they'd say fuck, but they're saying eff. Like it or not it's their rated T for Teen universe and they do not have the capacity to say fuck.

>>9798598
The fact they are in a T for Teen universe is probably why they Mae never get laid.