Give me tributes. The UID count will determine if a bump is needed or not. I have ALL rights to do whatever I want during this game so sit down and shut up.
HG bread
Reigen Arataka
Maria and Harusame
>>9777414
Gaius
>>9777414
Lana's mother
>>9777414
Shimakaze
(Male)
Hachikuji Mayoi
Starman
Len
>>9777414
Empress
>>9777414
Eddie Guerrero
>>9777414
Hacka doll 3
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9777414
Draco
Flake
Aliera Carstairs
>>9777414
Brownie
>>9777414
Uraraka Ochako
A wild Zubat
>>9777414
Robert Wyatt
Ness
>>9777414
Shota
Seiga Kaku
>>9777414
Karendaren Araragi!
Xuanzang
Koumoto
>>9777474
Hey
You actually made it for once
a bitter jaded oldfag
Vic Viper
>>9777500
I always try. I don't do it on purpose.
>>9777414
Sticky Fingaz
>ya'll know who da fuck this be bitches
>>9777507
What if you're saying that on purpose?
>>9777517
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
I sincerly hope you guys enjoy your game in which maybe three of you will respond until you eventually die and then tab out and wait till the next one at which point you'll enter, "rp" to the event till you die and rinse and repeat in an oroboros of sadness and parental disgrace.
>>9777517
>Flake is ready to fight.
>>9777527
If you don't have an image I will not approve of this swap, also link your entry.
>>9777517
Looks good on my end. Best of luck everyone!
>>9777542
You're still my favorite ava.
>>9777551
You really need to work on that speed
>>9777539
Well yeah, but you don't see us bitching about it.
>>9777541
Donezo
>>9777517
>Gaius is ready fir whatever new challenge the arena throws at him this time
>>9777539
Yeah yeah, whatever smart ass. Go make yourself useful and get me some sunglasses. All this light is blinding me.
>>9777539
>Being this upset that he missed the game because he was busy writing a blog in the old thread
Sucks to be you.
>>9777521
Uhh? Of course I am... To let other know I'm not always late because it's my choice. I just have bad luck...
...Dazai?
>>9777527
>>9777560
Oyo toyo! Thank you, Mr.Batzi. I'll go and kick some butt in your name!
>>9777585
>The book is closed with a soft clap
Enjoy yourself, Uraraka. I will be spectating.
I accidentally closed the sim so give me a moment
>>9777591
Are you going to say something that might actually make me give a shit or is this conversation over?
>>9777602
>Kissu
>I love you
>>9777577
>Thank you!
please btfo out of Izaya for us hoshi
Incoming get >>9777777
>>9777622
And lose sleep? No thanks.
Goodnight btw.
Test
>>9777661
You failed
Sorry 'bout thatlets just go already
Hold onto your butts
thot
covfefe
>>9777550
I appreciate your enthusiasm despite my eternal losing streak.
>>9777688
Oh, sprockets...
>>9777688
>Gaius thinks the man must need a lot of space if he's been put in the same cell as him.
>>9777688
>"If I smoked these it'd be bad. It'd just bring more unwanted attention. Not to mention it'd be unhealthy. Wait, but what if someone asks to smoke with me? I'd totally have a reason to talk with them!"
...
>Flake pockets the cigarettes.
These are mine...
>>9777688
That Mexican dude took the easy way out
An ironic event for that succubus
>>9777688
It can't be that hard to have this place running under our feet. I'm beautiful enough to do it, and I'm sure you're smart enough to do it too.
Us two can make quite the killer combo.
>>9777730
Let's not start this today
Check 'em
>>9777688
Only if you hold it with me too. Time to have some fu-
>bloodbath
Perfection. Ideal circumstances right there. Thanks for hosting.
>>9777743
>Flake wipes her forehead. Working in a factory sure is taking a lot out of her. She looks over at her fellow employees.
>"Should I... Say something? No, they're probably as worn out as I am. Who would've guessed it was so hard to make money around here..."
...
>>9777743
>Gaius wonders why did they build cells that big in the first place.
>>9777743
That (Player) guy sure is a mystery
How's that get attempt going?
>>9777743
It's pretty nice to run around this place, don't you think so? You need those sun rays to help with your skin, and all this running is great for burning excess fat.
Do you have anything in mind that we can do later on, partner?
>>9777780
>You made an attempt.
>>9777794
...
>Flake hums to herself to dampen the lonliness.
>>9777713
YOU ARE LITERALLY DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY
Brb killing myself
>>9777743
This... Is a new way to die I guess.
>>9777794
The trap boat eats something meant for someone else, tsk tsk
I can only imagine what the bathroom looked like after those two finished dealing with that space looking dude and it looks like Karen and Shota watched it all go down
A cat is neglected
>>9777794
The more I think about it, the less and less interesting stories I have to share. I'm just a simple person at heart.
>>9777850
>thanks to Gaius' size, the bathroom is completely destroyed along with Starman.
>>9777850
...
>"Damnit! I'm just making things awkward. I should have at least asked what flavor he wanted. What if I make him the wrong one? What if I make the meat one for myself and then he says he wants it?! What if he wants vegetable!? I can't deal with this sort of stress, but I also can't ask him what flavor he wants! I've already started cooking!"
...
>Flake dumps all the flavor packets into the water at once.
>"There. Problem solved."
>>9777850
Hello... HELLOOOO! Is there anyone here?
>So long for lurking silently around the bathrooms
>>9777850
DON'T FUCK WITH DRAGONS
Reigen must be a horrible cellmate or the giant just likes solitary confinement
Kaku receives some cocku for a good night's rest outside of her cell
>>9777850
That may have been one of my fans from outside. Ah, I thank you for the present whoever you are. But I don't really need it, being part dragon and all.
But still I suppose it could be of some help. Maybe I can make a trade deal somewhere in here.
Or maybe my partner could use it.
>>9777890
>"Oh god. Who am I supposed to listen to? I really don't care what they want to watch but they want to watch different things! Who am I supposed to appease? I mean, there's a girl... We could become friends over it or something but what if the little boy starts crying?! Damnit! I can't make decisions like this for people!"
...
>Flake throws the remote control into the air and crosses her arms.
>>9777890
>Karen hands over the smokes and takes the earplugs, immediately putting them on. Maybe this was a bad move, she wasn't able to hear what Robert was saying.
See you later, Robert. I'll try to get some sleep now. Bay bay.
>>9777890
Empress and the Shota run laps together to burn off last night's horrible meal
The local "minority" kill a tribute
A giant can't do anything with those darned combs
Reigen makes a move but is shut down, humiliatingly
>>9777890
>Wakes up, her eyes are visibly startled. She gathers all her strength to uppercut the intruder at the bottom of his head before he finishes her off. She would've said her attack out loud but that would be wasting energy for nothing to gain.
>After she gets the attacker off of him, she grabs the back of his head and bashes it against the bunk bed she was sleeping in until he's no longer conscious. Or alive.
Just because I'm beautiful doesn't mean I don't know how to defend myself. In fact, that ability just helps me with my beauty even more.
>>9777946
>Flake sharps the toothbrush on a rock.
>"This will make a fine hunting weapon. Yes..."
>>9777946
Guys please stop bugging me!
>Karen covers her eyes with both of her hands and sighs deeply.
I'm almost out of this place, you don't have to annoy me! I'm sorry for not hearing you, Robert. There! I said it!
>>9777946
Whoa who whoa, hold up now. Why would you go off and do something like that to someone like me? What did I ever do to you?
>>9777946
Peace was skipped
Don't want to waste anymore time than I have to
You guys also don't have to rp to this if you don't want, it's just a shitty filler game
>>9778005
>"I have no idea how to play this game. Should I watch until I get it or... maybe I should just ask?"
>Flake grips her hockey stick tightly.
>"No. No. I can't do that. I'd look... so stupid. People would definitely know I don't have any friends..."
...Fhn.
>Flake tosses the stick over her shoulder and goes to sit on the sidelines instead.
>>9778005
... Are they gone yet?
Bah. I can't get in trouble. How else will me and my partner be able to control this place? I may not like you, but I'm not willing to give up that opportunity.
>B-But I think the prison /co/de is okay.
Holy shit, three people are replying to the game where plenty more are alive.
Y'know if I had a degree in retardology I'm sure I could say I predicted that. But what do I know right? I'm just some fat jaded Australian oldfag who Shitposts for a living.
>>9778005
You know what they say about snitches
Did you know toilet wine is actually called Pruno? Talk about some shitty wine
HOMIES
FIGHT
OTHER
HOMIES
>>9778049
>"WHY DID I DO THAT?!"
>Flake goes through a long series of self deprecating thoughts before her body gives in and she falls dead.
>>9778039
I thought you were some medical dude for a living.
...You can actually live off shitposting?
>>9778049
VISITING HOURS
>oldfags trying to label the secret not actually secret midfag server as cancerous when all they do is talk shit about people on the cancer server 24/7
Lol the hypocrisy
>>9778049
>Karen puts the bag down and hops into bed. She curls into a ball.
They cancelled my parole, Yotsu. I don't think I'll have another chance.
>>9778082
>>9778049
You know, I don't have much to say... But I think my partner may have died. Even though she's already dead. I think.
She has some kind of ghostly aura to her. But yeah, I haven't seen her all day today.
>>9778082
Jesus Christ Draco why did you have to go that far?
WINNER NEXT! Who will be the final inmate standing? The Esper? The mom of three? Or the fallen queen?
>>9777766
nice try
>waits for the (you)s
>>9778110
No cool ghost partner, no reason to keep on living.
Also I may as well take a life while I'm at it.
>>9778103
>thumbnail
>>9778110
I'm backing Mister Arataka!
>>9778153
bad lewdkawa
>>9778110
THREE GAMES
H
R
E
E
>>9778066
I am, but I do next to nothing at work expect dick about until someone enviably hurts themselves. So I relax, shitpost in the free time, help someone whos fallen over and has a boo boo and collect a $1,000-$2,000 paycheck at the end of each week.
Gives me plenty of time to be jaded and point out how this retard bus being driven by someone who eats more crayons, sniffs more glue and licks more windows than anyone actually sitting in the back *cough, cough, Hoshi* is going so downhill so fast were essentially free-falling off a cliff.
>>9778166
SHIT
H
I
T
>>9778160
I didn't say anything like that!
>>9778166
congrats
>>9778166
>>9778176
>>9778194
I posted the wrong slide
Killing myself
>>9778039
I told you Retarded night school wouldn't cut it, man. You should have shot for Ivy League retardation.
>>9778176
>>9778166
...I may have to start considering the idea that I'm jinxed. Regardless, congrats to Lana's mother and thanks for hosting today.
>>9778214
Thank you for hosting, host! I'll see you in the next spar match, okay? Adios!
>>9778166
You merely survived the longest. That will be rectified in time.
>>9778214
That was some amusing entertainment as I gazed on from the side. My appreciation for it.
>>9778214
Don't kill yourself! I need to thank you for hosting!
...
... Thanks for hosting!
>>9778214
I didn't really like how my participation ended but at least I got a kill. Thank you for hosting.
hello
my speech deteriorates
I post hungry tale in soon get ready
I might fall through
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I DOUBTED BEFORE
>>9778253
What? Speak properly. Your incoherent mumbling will not get you anywhere.
>>9778268
i sleep
bert rp with me reee
C-can someone invite me to the secret midfag server? I just want to make sure they didn't talk shit about me, that'd hurt my fee-fees real bad.
Here is your win Mom
You have won 3 out of the 7 games I have hosted so congrats and keep it up
As for the rest of you thanks for sticking around and being great also how does my first winscreen look?
>>9778306
He's in discord right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T6qU16fT4
>>9778310
i want to bone your winscreen
>>9778214
A-at least I didn't come in last.
>>9778310
>It looks fine. I've always liked this style of winscreen. The placement of "SEVEN" and "The Winner" is kinda unorthodox, though, and they're both a bit blurry when enlarged.
>>9778310
Hmm, the text boxes could use just a bit of border to help them feel a bit cleaner against the image.
>>9778339
A-asgore, you guys don't talk shit about me in the secret server, r-right?
>>9778365
Fuck off Ramcuck.
>>9778351
>If you mean the size of those two phrases, then possibly. Experiment with the size and the placement of them, I suppose.
>>9778365
>Nah.
>>9778310
Pretty good for a first winscreen
>>9778365
>tfw wondering the same thing but I already know they do since the voices in my head never lie to me.
>>9778365
A lot of people get shit talked so probably.
>>9778410
like whom?
>>9778416
You
>Being this insecure.
>someone is shittalking you right now
>>9778422
You made me do this
>tfw whenever I see someone getting shitposted in the midfag discord I show the person getting shitposted in dms
>>9778428
You figured out the joke, congratulations.
Who even gives a shit?
>>9778432
>Go outside on a walk
>Neighbors see you
>You can hear them mumbling
>>9778432
I know I get shitposted everywhere so it's ok.....................
>pulls out a gun
>mfw don't care if people are shitposting me in secret discords because I already get shitposted in the threads
>>9778457
Hey baron
>>9778457
Are you me?
>>9778432
Eh, it just comes with the territory. Everyone's bound to have their opinions of you and there's no guarantee they'll be favorable. You have to live despite that possibility or the thought of it just eats away at you.
>>9778445
You do.
>>9778468
Maybe I'd care a year ago but I've learned that most people here are horrible at best and complete irredeemable on a bad day.
>>9778482
>replying to say how much you don't care
kill yourself
>>9778456
Your rp is shit
>>9778477
No, I was only doing a parody of the sad cucks that do. Which is most of you. Get thicker skin.
>>9778493
Okay.
>>9778577
I'm going to pick up Harusame just to ship with Maria
>>9778577
>Mating press
>>9778599
Kys DDD
>>9778605
>Stop calling out my anon posts damn it.
>>9778623
>expectibg people who have nothing better to do than study posting patterns so they can link peopke to their alternate avas to stop.
>>9778648
>he hasn't detected my huge amount of super secret avas
lmaoing at your life
>>9778648
>I just wanna live a little with harmless anon posts man.
>Although I do like the people that are that dedicated to finding out more about me just so they can call me out in the thread.
>I guess that's masochistic behavior in a way.
>>9778599
What exactly is a mating press?
>>9778659
I bet you're 67% of the cute anine girls you reply to
>>9778648
>tfw you think people know qbout your sekrit avas but no one has pointed it out yet
>>9778677
The best tag on gelbooru
>>9778680
Who knows, who knows...
>Post yfw Monochrome rapes Iron dogs to death.
>>9778648
Post this with your ava.
>>9778694
who?
>>9778695
>I'm not too familiar on S&M stuff and I'd rather not get too deep into it.
>Also desu I'm only replying so I can test out this gif I just made to see how fast it is.
>>9778702
>>9778648
>>9778743
my wife
>>9778718
Just drag the image into a new browser window.
>>9778695
OwO
>>9778718
Do you have a Discord?
>>9778718
You don't have to be big into S&M to know if you prefer abusing or being abused.
>>9778771
And just like that, I deleted my folder of Nyarlothotep. On to a new ava. Hopefully this one will not draw Aikawa's thirst...
>>9778786
>I forget that's a feature sometimes. But I also like showing off. Even though it's something that's not hard to do in the first place.
>>9778788
>Hello#3856
>>9778789
>I lean towards neither I feel but if I had to choose maybe M, but that's just because of bad memories in general. Not that I prefer it, but I'd rather not have people go through that shit. So I can't be S because of that.
>>9778815
Took you a while to find her name
I know you're not srs
>>9778820
Your gif doesn't loop.
>>9778820
>letting bad memories keep you from enjoying a tsundere woman verbally abuse you during hot sex.
Smh
>tfw it's almost time for the bongs to see if the communism or privacy invasion wins
>>9778828
I know it doesn't loop, that was what I was going for.
>>9778835
Tsuns are okay but not my favorite
>>9778801
God fucking damn it, you let this happen HG. You guys let those fuckers have the get. Fuck you all and fuck the pedos even more.
>>9778839
it causes it to bug though. Once it looped once, it won't ever play again and be stuck on the first frame.
>>9778828
Not everyone responds instantly. Haven't used her yet because I was still building the folder.
>>9778850
doesn't for me
>>9778850
>FUCK
>I'll fix it later maybe.
>>9778859
sure sure.
>>9778850
Remind me to get around to getting a program to make gifs again. I miss making them for people.
>>9778877
I use Gimp or ffmpeg.
>>9778877
https://ezgif.com/
>>9778815
ignore him if his thirst bothers you
>>9778815
pick her back up so I can thirst over you instead
>>9778874
Doesn't matter now. It's deleted. Time to find a bland female ava.
>>9778897
Pick up Vert
>>9778903
rip anon
:c
>>9778903
>>9778906
>a muffled "no" can be heard from the trash bin.
POST EM
>Enjoying anything but holding hands with your wife while kissing in the missionary position with the lights off
What the FUCK is wrong with you people
>>9778970
Does this include snuggling before and after coitus?
>>9778966
Is this what you wanted?
>>9778966
>>9778978
Of course. Under the sheets.
>>9778966
>not on this.
Thank God.
>>9778970
but i dont have a wife
>>9778983
Oh you found my video
>>9779011
Not enough 4th wall breaking for it to be yours.
>>9778994
Then that too, is my thing. Pure love.
NGW
What should I do for my 21st birthday?
>>9779080
Have a party!
>>9779080
Get your dental plan.
>>9779080
watch the UK election results
>>9779080
kys
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR IT'S LENNY'S BIRTHDAY
>>9779133
>when you can't picture
>>9779135
No it's not.
>>9779135
I mean, it's my birthday too ya know.
>>9779133
but watching corbyn get btfo is a good time
>>9779135
@9779080
>>9779080
Hunt down some thots you fuckin nonce.
>>9779144
Happy day of birth to you, anonymous.
>Kissu
>>9779151
But I'm not a kiddee diddlah.
>>9779159
Heh, thanks. Even we don't talk much, I still think you're alright.
When you hitting it from missionary position and she turn her head and say "I love you I'm glad we got married and I will never leave you thank you for treating me kindly as if I were another human being on your level and not just an object"
post birthdays
>>9779168
I didn't ask you for that you nonny, it's time we're going to hunt some other nonnies and some thots afterwards
>>9779202
Nonce means pedophile.
>>9779192
June 16th
Odd how all Friday the 13th are on a friday
>>9779080
>assuming it's your birthday today, uh happy birthday.
>>9779192
>8th of May.
>>9779192
june 20th
>>9779192
Guess i'll say mine regardless.
June 8th
>>9779192
May 13th
>>9779192
Dec 18th
>>9779192
March 6
>blogposting
>>9779226
I know but that doesn't change a single goddamn thing about hunting down some nonnies with my main nonce lenny
>>9779249
It's not, my birthday is in late August.
>>9779192
The 23rd to be exact
>>9779257
>Gives baby carrots
>>9779192
I share a birthday with a pretty cool guy in /hg/.
>>9779256
Happy birthday
>>9779192
feburary 19
>>9779192
December 11th.
>>9779192
June 10th
>>9779192
july 3rd
>>9779281
Again, thanks.
>>9779284
>>9779254
>>9779291
Yo if you guys live in the Texas area I'll buy you dinner for our birthdays
kys june fags
>>9779192
Agosto 24.
>>9779298
I don't but I doubt you would for me anyways.
>>9779298
German
>>9779320
>implying
Why would I offer if I wouldn't do it nigger, I never leave my house, I don't spend money on anything, I might as well spend it on some swell folks for their birthdays
>tfw you didn't bring up your birthday in threads when it happened because people would meme you
FeelsBadMan
>>9779256
Happy birthday, mang.
>>9779333
I doubt you think I'm swell.
>>9779345
It'll be fine anon, we can be memed together if you want. We'll go down like a family.
>>9779256
happy birthday
night
Post your Zodiac signs with avas and maybe I'll make a nice meme out of it.
>>9779375
Sleep well now.
Okay, If no one hosts soon, I'll fucking hack this damn website so hard, all your personal info will be leaked.
>>9779192
august 22nd
>>9779402
I was born on the cusp so I'm a Leo and a Virgo
>>9779363
If you say so, but I doubt your doubts
>>9779402
Gemini
>>9779402
>Cancer.
>Go nuts.
>>9779416
>>9779274
>>9779309
Nice.
>>9779402
>Taurus
>>9779408
>hacking the hacker known as 4chan
Fool.
>>9779375
Rest well.
>>9779402
>Taurus
>>9779417
>le cusp meme
You can only have ONE Sun sign.
>>9779402
>Virgo.
>>9779402
>Gemini
>>9779402
>OC - Sagittarius
>IC - Leo
>>9779425
Do you?
>>9779402
Cancer
Hah hah.
>>9779454
>sun sign
I don't use that term. Omit me from your meme.
>>9779402
I was born a Aquarius, so yeah. I'm a Aquarius.
>>9779402
>Gemini.
Post credit card numbers and expiration date , guess avatars
>>9779402
Aquarius
>>9779402
>Aquarius
>>9779435
Oh yeah,
>Pulls out level 1 scripts
Your on.
>Uses low level hack attack
>>9779522
>Your
You already lost
>>9779402
>Sagittarius
>not having the same Zodiac sign as your avatar
Lmaoing at you failures.
>>9779468
Nop
>>9779550
>ava has no birth date
>>9779505
3847-3450-2438-1874
12/20
>>9779552
Figured.
>>9779550
>Shit now I know I really failed as a human bean
>>9779550
My ava doesn't even have a known first name
>>9779550
>only ten days difference between my ava and me
Better than expected!
>>9779549
kys Ramsalt
>>9779536
>Sends another low level hack to your computer.
Oh really?
Post your avas squad
>>9779589
Something something drink bleach, Jude.
>>9779550
>I mean, I guess I would share a zodiac sign with Syria... but her thing is based of the chinese calendar.
>So, she a dragon. Or, Uroboros.
>>9779598
me will cause great sadness
please be sorry of me
will go find destiny now
>>9779598
>>9779601
fuck off back to your weeb ass shit mobile game
>>9779598
>>9779639
Me on the right
>>9779622
6
6
7
Nice haiku, faggot.
Count with your fingers next time.
Can you even count?
>>9779628
>he says this while posting as a touhou
>>9779622
Your haiku skills
Are as abominable
As nigger penis
>>9779639
Me on the left
>>9779659
>Your haiku skills
nice
>>9779639
I'd hang with Kyle
lenny why are you in /pol/ >>>/pol/129075121
>>9779598
>
>>9779671
same
>>9779679
He is spreading the gospel of Lisa's braces
>>9779679
That's not me...
Besides which I don't live in America
>>9779598
>
>>9779659
>Your haiku skills
Real nice going, fag
I only see one nigger.
Look in a mirror.
>>9779651
Says the one avaing some weeb shit animu bimbo to get attention
>>9779711
JUST AS PLANNED
>>9779711
Says the one avaing some weeb shit animu bimbo to get attention
>>9779722
You're doing god's work anon.
>>9779730
Peri is shit.
>>9779733
(You) too.
Do you guys really spend all your day here?
Be honest.
>>9779706
I cannot look now
I am too busy with
Banging your mother
>>9779745
yes except for when i dont
>>9779745
Nope, I sleep 8 hours a day
>>9779745
Yes, sometimes.
>>9779745
I work from home and usually only leave my house to get food, so if I'm not actively posting here I'm lurking while working or doing something else
>>9779745
I spend four hours here at best. 2 to host my games and 2 for the rest.
>>9779745
Yes, but lurking half of the time
>>9779784
Living the dream.
>>9779745
Yup.
>>9779800
Not the normal dream most people would imagine but hey, I'm enjoying life, I'm comfy, and as far as I'm concerned that's all I need outta this world. Wouldn't say I'm proud, but I'm content.
>That feel when a fag from /v/ might be visiting soon
I know you shits will drive a newfag away trying to hazing him
>>9779860
Who? What did I miss?
>>9779860
>trying to hazing him
>>9779860
I can't wait to ERP with him
>>9779860
>>9779874
Morrigan? I didn't know you went to these threads
>>9779860
Wow a fag from /v/ call the press!!!
Who cares? People who are interested will come and stay anyway despite the shit, that's how it's always been. I'm not going to change because a /v/irgin (eerk) is coming
>>9779885
is that... me? sweetie?
>>9779860
You know what
Try to link this thread to /v/, /a/, /co/, /tv/ and /pol/
>>9779860
Nah, thats just Hoshi.
>>9779917
what is this meme called i've been seeing these things everywhere
>>9779928
>pol
We don't need more Pepe and MAGA Momiji posts.
>>9779956
No clue. I just know that soneobe made custom ones based off avas.
>>9779957
We do need more MAGA though now that Trump is president :^)
>>9779975
yes i switch doors
>>9779956
I'm sorry sweetie, but I don't know the name of it... I just know that a pretty cool guy does them, you should ask him when he comes ~
>>9779975
>Monty Hall Paradox
Switch doors. Always switch doors.
>>9779975
No because I want a cool ass goat bro.
>>9779975
There's literally no goddamn point to switching
>>9779998
You fail the autism test.
>>9779975
How would it make a difference? Both doors have a 50/50 chance of having a goat or a car behind them, so it wouldn't matter whether you switched or not. It would be better to stick with your original choice so that if switching is the wrong answer you would feel less regret.
>>9779975
I don't switch
>>9780016
The first one you picked has a 2/3 chance of being a goat.
>tfw you're so sick you forgot where you put the meds
rip myself
cool blog
see you at primetime
>>9780032
But so does the 2nd door
>>9780043
The door you picked has a 2/3 chance of being a goat, so when one goat door is revealed it is more likely that the door you did not choose has a car behind it.
>>9779975
I've had enough goat for my life, thanks.
>>9780062
Hahaha.
>>9780032
No it fucking doesn't that's false logic, that's not how fractions work. It doesn't become 2/3, because there are no longer 3 variables in the equation. It drops to 1/2.
>>9780067
But there are still 2 doors with goats behind them. One of them has just been revealed to you, that's all.
Guys I got it!
You're only an autist if you spend more than 5min trying to debate the ins and outs of that nonexistent problem
>>9780132
No fun allowed?
>>9780062
I beg to differ. I think you need more goat in your life.
>>9780132
>nonexistent
That gameshow actually existed.
>>9780110
But that doesn't increase the probability that the third door has a goat behind it any more than the first door. Either doors have an equal chance of having a goat behind it, or a car. There is nothing mathematically pointing towards the third door having any higher chance than the first, and this logic that for some reason the 1/3 transfers from the second door to the third to make 2/3 just isn't correct, plain and simple. It doesn't become 2/3 to 1/3, it becomes 1/2 to 1/2. Both doors are left with a 50% chance. There are two doors, with only one correct answer. That's how we got to the conclusion that it was a 1/3 chance in the first place. I get where this is coming from but the logic is beyond flawed and anyone who attended fifth grade would be able to see that. Don't believe whoever came up with this bullshit just because they talk like they know what they're talking about, because the only real autism test is if you believe this dumb shit.
>>9779975
This question is retarded because no matter what door you choose to begin with, one of the other doors will always have been a goat.
>argueing over the probability of a goat being behind a door.
And you fucks think I'm autistic. Please, seek sunlight.
>autism test
if you're reading this you most definitely have autism
>>9780182
aw shit
NGW
Here's the answe, autists: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem
>>9779975
Is this the same thing as the train and hostages case?
>>9780182
>>9780154
I thought so too, once.
The thing to remember is, mathematicians are dicks. They purposefully explain it badly so they can feel smugly superior.
>>9780218
How can you post "didn't read" if you didn't read what he posted? To post that you should have known he posted something like "if you read his you're..."
EXIT POLL:
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>>9780243
I used kraut space magic.
>>9780272
Oh I know. I understood why it's true at some point.
But I had to dig for a reason, because Mathematicians don't explain it well.