Welcome now to the 39th Gielinor Games. I am your host, Arm

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Zamorak

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>>9775209

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Eggman-kun

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>>9775205
Shimakaze
(Male)

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>>9775205
Ririchiyo

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>>9775205
Mikun

Did they ever expand?
Like, the tiles or whatever.
Everything was getting so close together last time I played.
It was the one hope I had.
Can't imagine it hasn't updated a little bit right?

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>>9775218
Oh I am truly sorry. Is my mere presence ruffling your feathers already?

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Hachikuji Mayoi

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Gaen

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>>9775205
RieL Rayford

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Yotsugi Ononoki

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>>9775205
Ronaldo

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Me on my Aviansie Slayer task

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Starman

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>>9775230
I must...begrudgingly confess you leave an ominous feeling deep within me being here. But I suppose you have a right to be here, as much as any other does. I see no reason to bar you from this. Indeed this is very much something you may thrive in.
Would it be too much to request of you to keep any violence within these games?

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Graham Specter

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>>9775205
Yin

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GWEENFEE

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Robert Wyatt

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>>9775205
Machi Amayadori

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ZUN

>>9775265
Oh my feathered friend of justice, you know me all too well. It's like we have history together. Something with me driving some winged race of god worshippers to near extinction with a single action.

>The God of Chaos grins, displaying rows of pointy teeth, blackened with red points

Oh I will cause chaos on my own accord, Armadyl. Least of all yours. But...It seems that there is a dampening field of some sort on this particular realm..Is this why you are hiding here? To cower from your shame?

It matters nothing. I will be waiting for your exciting bloodsport to start.

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Isabelle

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Messy school supplies

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Volga

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>>9775293
>With an annoyed grunt, Zamorak searches for a nearest lightsource. Withotu any success, he spews fire into a random direction untill somethign abalze illuminates his surroundings

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>>9775205
Draco

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GUN

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Sister Diddler Zaros

>>9775295
I can't tell if that's a male or a female but I'm interested

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>>9775293
>>9775299
That was a long time ago. A wound that, luckily enough for us both, is not that easily reopened, as painful as it may once have been. Vengeance is not my goal, but...
>One is reminded of Armadyl's previous victories as he summons Bandos' mace to his hand, only to display it for a moment before being rid of it once more.
I shall not allow it to happen to them, nor any other, ever again. I found myself drawn to this place, for reasons I yet do not understand. There are other gods here. Some far more ruinous in might than any other I have seen. Some elder of anything you or I know, and both of terrible tempers. Be warned of this, Zamorak. I'd hate to run in to a god of destruction that also became a god of chaos.
>He stands, and offers a bow, exaggerating it with his wings.
I do hope you'll enjoy yourself.

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Commander Ocelot

>>9775323
Pretty sure that's a male

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Lord Beerus

>>9775338
I'm still very much so interested

I unironically just said "what in the sam hill"
Am I slowly becoming retarded?

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Ahem. Apologies for the delay, I-
>Armadyl unconsciously shivers.

...You have five minutes.

>>9775349
>>9775297
>>9775341

>>9775349
>A Callous Murderer

I got 98 Hitpoints on that task, no regrets

>>9775345
I don't know who you are but I laughed and now I feel bad
Fuck you anon you made me feel bad

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>>9775349
Swap me for >>9775336 please?

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>>9775349
All is good on my end! Let's go!

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>>9775349
Well I'm ready to play this new game. Maybe it could be as fun as Puyo.

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>>9775349
Looks like I have my silver crown back.

>>9775349
>callous murderer
Talk about deja vu. I swear I heard somebody say this today, although I can't remember what context they would've said it in

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The revised roster. I begin immediately.

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>>9775205
Lina Inverse

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>>9775377
Aha, you of all people should know better than to try that, yes? Welcome to the life of a new adventurer!
Despite the title, there's not much blood at all, actually.
Or any, really.
>>9775379
My child, I...

>>9775367
>15 chain into swap combo double tetris t-spin triple

>>9775377
>goes to falador in desert robes

>>9775392
kek

>>9775392
what

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>>9775383
Stupid tp changes.

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>>9775386
>So much trash puyo gets sent to her side
>She's been too busy focusing on her own screen to notice the chain reaction before it was too late
>She makes an attempt to offset but the combo was too powerful for her
>All the nuisance puyo get sent to her screen, instantly game over-ing her
Dude... What the hell man?

>>9775399
People in OSRS are getting banned for walking in Falador in desert robes because of the mass protests against the gay pride event that some J-Mod is planning
People starting protesting in white robes since they look like KKK robes

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>>9775383
So much for that swap...
Do keep an eye on him, Ririchiyo. For all of our sakes.
Why chickens, of all things in this day and age?

>>9775399
>he doesn't know that one of the retarded faggot jagex guys working on OSRS put in a gay pride event without polling the community so everybody protested by wearing white and grouping up in falador for a KKK rally

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>>9775412
We have a god on our team, what do you have?
>>9775399
Mod Wolf

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>>9775413
>>9775408
>>9775422
The foolishness of humans, at times...
>>9775412
I'll just take a note about that error.
Zamorak, Zamorak...oh, Zamorak. I don't normally have much a sense of humor, but really.

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>>9775422
Zamorak is barely a god that got his ass handed by a giant blue smurf

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>>9775412
>She starts typing on her keyboard while her in-game character is attacking some giant rats
>"If I get to keep this part of the area then I'm fine. But I'd really like you to not bother me here"

>>9775408
>>9775413
>That sounds fucking amazing

>>9775441
it is fucking amazing
it's hilarious because the mods are banning people for just wearing the clothes, you can just wear the robes stand around skilling and not talking and bam, perma ban

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>>9775434
Now tell me how any of your team can stand up to Zamorak or said smurf himself.

>>9775441
It really is
Mod Wolf currently is in denial, saying most of the playerbase supports the event.
The event already happened according to my clannies.

>>9775448
Let's see
One world guardian who is immume to god magic, a footballer, and Starman.
I'd say a pretty good chance

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>>9775454
Does he still think most the playerbase supports it?
jesus the community even had a strawpoll http://www.strawpoll.me/13122796/r

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>>9775432
I recommend you rethink your choices in hatchets.
Four-on-three is hardly fair. I wonder how that poor king is doing now.
I...my. That event has been there for months upon months, but I daresay nobody has fallen victim to it until now.
Congratulations, drunken man.

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>>9775454
Last time a checked, there were millions of world guardians. It's almost as if every single adventurer was one...

>>9775465
He actually still does as far I know.

But the event already happened. I have plenty of things to be upset about in RS3 since Menaphos came out.
>>9775469
Yeah but I'm the only actual world guardian.

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>>9775466
Maybe if any of you had brought something better than bronze we wouldn't be having this problem.

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>>9775471
That's what they all say. When everyone's special, noone is.

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>>9775466
Revel in the fact that you are evidently as powerful as an incredibly-inebreated clumsy man. Less so, in fact.

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>>9775466
Ehhh!? This is an impossible task to accomplish, even for someone of the likes of me.

>>9775477
I-I have a quest cape

>>9775479
RIGGED

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>>9775479
>>9775466
>Thwack!
Hmm, yes, "accidentally".
I must say your insistence on peace is remarkable.
>>9775484
If I were one to do so, I would be more concerned with...someone else there.

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>>9775487
>"This minigame is safe to play, right? If I die I won't get sent back to the beginning of the game, right?"

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>>9775487
A murderer murders.
That camel god...of all the people to be popular, too.

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>>9775360
Thank you very much

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>>9775481
So does thousands of others. No, many adventurers don't even bother claiming such a cape anymore. I've met thousands of people like you, all claiming to witness a mahjarrat exclusive event, interfere with wannabe gods and claim the title of world guardian.

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>>9775499
Well that just makes hunting trivial, doesn't it?
At least one of you tries to disrupt this peace. Or, well...at the least prepare for the future.

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>>9775499
Who needs to practice at dummies for hours when others have already done so?

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>>9775499
>"It feels more satisfying to do quests on your own so you don't have to go get someone to help. Like that shield quest."

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>>9775507
I don't thinkthat that's the right tool for the task, you lot.
Another error to note...

I must apologize. I'm not normally one for this, but would you like me to overlook the slides of peace this game? It goes on for...a very long time.
>And I'm tired.

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>>9775531
I'm afraid that circumstances have developed so that I must. This marks the first time I have ever done so, and hopefully the last.
Thank you for the clever use, Ririchiyo.

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>>9775551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZx7uy1ritI
A wonderful bit of expedience!

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>>9775551
Have fun with the lesser demons and poisonous spiders.

Don't blame it on the sunshine

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>>9775551
>"red:shake:lmaoing@u"

>>9775568
Too late.

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>>9775563
>Armadyl is clearly relieved by...something.
Perhaps feline beings such as him have a sort of affinity with actual ones?

RIP PHIL COLLINS YALL

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>>9775573
>"You know he cheated, since he's a PMod. My cat should've won this like last time."

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>>9775573
At the least it was a normal name for one. Insofar as they can be, that is.

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>>9775586
... What's up with this community? Why does no one want to have fun challenging each other? Isn't that part of the fun?

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>>9775586
>>9775584
Nobody likes a whiner, now. As the green tide here demonstrates.

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>>9775586
I can't fathom how anyone here finds it difficult to make money. Flipping barely takes any time.

>>9775582
No way he fucking died?

>>9775582
literally who

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>>9775596
I was running low on food to heal on, so I'm pretty thankful for that sacrifice.
Maybe I should go to the cooking guild and bake some pies.

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>>9775596
The final three are all very skilled and very powerful, indeed.

>>9775584
Fuck off

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>>9775613
...I never thought I would see someone in that position make such a heinous error. The winner is next, at the least!

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>>9775624
>the sound of a taloned hand clattering against a beat in annoyance
At least...you aren't the first to end the game like this.

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>>9775624
Now his hacked cat is all mine. Just what I wanted.

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>>9775634
Congratulations to the silent killer.

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>>9775638
The best fighter of them all, apparently!

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>>9775634

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>>9775638
Congratulations
>>9775641
Thanks for hosting

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>>9775638
Congratulations. You truly fought well... I hope.

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>>9775641
Oh well, thanks for hosting anyways.

>>9775641
you should have rigged it against my filler but thanks for the game
>kissu

>>9775641
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>9775652
That would be improper of me.
Thank you for having me regardless.
>>9775651
>>9775645
>>9775661
The pleasure was mine.

I must apologize for the hastiness, but I have some matters to attend to. Thank you for having me once more, and farewell.

>>9775641
>kissu
thx for hosting gay birb

>tfw had a civil discussion with a muslim in a wrestling discord server

8 legs
7 _______

>>9775799
Vaginas

>>9775789
Really depends on the parents that raised them.

>>9775807
Cocks?

>>9775789
>civil muslim
that's a 1 in 3 chance buddy

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>>9775863
I like those odds

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>>9775799
6 gems
5 vaganias
Maybe more
Imagine

NGW?

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>>9776047
Are you an idiot?! Can't you see there's absolutely nobody here? What are we going to do? Beat each other with sticks?

>>9776055
Beat my meat

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>>9776055
I'm here!

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>tfw morally superior on 4chan

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>>9776047
Later.

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>>9776067
I think you should... stop looking both ways before crossing the street. No, stop looking at the traffic lights altogether. No! Red means cross! Make a 90 degree turn in the middle of every crosswalk and run as fast as you can with your eyes closed!

>>9776068
Oh, so now people start to show up. That's nice, three we people, if we can call that idiot a person. Hachikuji Mayoi, what do you want?

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>>9776087
I'm not an idiot! REeeeeeee!

>>9776068
Hey Aikawa. Could you tell something for the guy who made the HG script?

>>9776055
>whacks you over the head with a stick

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>>9776106
What?

>>9776122
If it would be possible for him to make it so that the script saves the url for the images and not the thumbnails.

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>>9776099
>Hachikuji winces at your screeching

My ears! Are you trying to make me deaf? What's the big idea, are you calling your friends? It can only suspect that horrible noise was your mating call, to let all your idiot friends know you're here! Scream some more! We can use a few more people for a game!

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>>9776115
>Hachikuji lets out a small squeak in pain as she recovers surprisingly quickly and retaliates by kicking you in the gut

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>>9776129
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9776080
Do it or I will pin you and kiss you.

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>>9776166
Waaaaaah!! Shut up!!!

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>>9776184
>a classmate appears
You are outnumbered, surrender!

>>9776136
OW
>staggers back from the kick to my stomach as i tighten my grip on the stick, whacking you over the head again

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>>9776184
>>9776166
>Hachikuji grabs your arm and munches down to get you to stop

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>>9776171
I wasn't talking about myself doing it! I can't do it right now!

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>>9776195
>Hachikuji is further enraged by the whacking
>She loses her sense of self and goes berserk mode
>The look in her eyes tell of a very different future in store for the person who provokes her again

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>>9776197
>[screeching intensifies]
>starts hitting her head with the other flat hand
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9776211
Shiiiiiit
>whacks again and uses the poster below as a human shield

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>uses the poster above as human shield

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>>9776215
>>9776222
>Hachikuji had miscalculated, biting only made the screeching worse
>The piercing noise finally breaks her down as her bite starts to weaken
>She falls backwards with an absent look on her face

>>9776209
Don't make me do it draco.
>>9776222
>>9776236
Kek

>>9776241
HAHA, victory!

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>>9776250
>Congratulations you have defeated an elementary schooler with the help of another child

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>>9776241
YES!
>checks backpack for loot

>>9776264
>collects the XP and item drops from defeating the child

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>>9776248
But I can't do it.

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>>9776273
>>9776267
>You obtain a stuffed animal

>>9776280
>takes a bite out of the stuffed animal as eating parts of animals always restores HP

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>>9776290

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>>9776288
>Hachikuji sits back up

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>>9776295
>>9776288
>She stares at you eating her stuffed animal

>>9776290
:D

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>>9776280
>>9776288
>sees this and runs away

>>9776274
Fucking pedo

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>>9776304
>She realizes that she's missing two stuffed animals

>>9776295
>>9776299
S-shit
>throws the partially eaten stuffed animal at you and bolts away

HG needs more RP fighting

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>>9776319
>Hachikuji picks up the arm of the former stuffed animal and throws it in your direction in frustration
>The wind blows it off course and it rolls away, spilling out small pieces of cotton and it disappears

...

>Hachikuji feels an overwhelming sense of exasperation as she spits out the taste of strange arm from her mouth

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>>9776337
It's got plenty of running away from the looks of it!

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>>9776339
>comes back
Don't come closer or I ree.

>>9776337
No the fuck it doesn't

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>>9776355
Like I want to get any closer to you after that fiasco! You can't fool me twice! I was under the idea that you were somebody stable.

>>9776337
But everyone would shitpost them by saying "nice godmod"

>>9776288
>>9776304
>>9776339
nice godmod

>>9776368
that's why we need non-godmod RP fighting
or an all vs 1 boss style

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>>9776371
It hurts the most when you lose and still get accused of being invincible, you're ruining my entire routine here!

>>9776337
>beats the shit out of

>>9776379
What if they use their canon superpower, would it still be considered godmodding?

>>9776398
As long as it's not
>shoots you with my super duper lazor that kills you lol gg no re
it's not really godmodding.

>>9776398
idk man
it'd be their fault for trying to fight something way out of their league

>>9776398
aussa used her canon power earlier, didn't sop her from getting shitposted

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>>9776366
...
>takes out stuffed animal

HG doesn't need anything but more hosts, more games and more codes

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>>9776416
>Hachikuji looks away

I... I want it back... but I lost it fair... no wait... I lost it just square. I didn't think it was fair at all...

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>>9776427
Well, what do I get for it?

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>>9776435
How about a bit of my allowance? You can buy three whole cans of juice with it. How about it, sounds like a killer offer, no?

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>>9776440
Hmm... three cans of juice... okay, deal!
>stands there in awkward silence
>doesn't come closer

hi

guys I got some bad news... yuno died

>>9776470
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>9776466
>Hachikuji begins to show obvious signs of anxiety
>If she could she would retract her ears into her head like a turtle

C-Come and get it...

>She puts a shaky hand into her skirt pockets and manages to pinch out a few coins

Voice Actors are gifted with ability to sing nicely, too.

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>>9776470
Hey.

BUT FOR NOW
WE NEED TO SLOW IT DOWN

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>>9776490
>slowly comes closer, step by step
...
...
...rrr...

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>>9776573
>Hachikuji places the coins on the sidewalk and backs away slowly

Now... take the money and leave the doll there.

Link to the hg discord plz

>>9776633
https://discord.gg/BJRaNd2

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>>9776610
...
>kneels down without looking away from her
>can't find the coins without looking
go further...

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>>9776470
Yo.

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>>9776652
>Hachikuji turns around and breaks into a light jog for a few meters.

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>>9776652
>>9776672
>She gives the signal

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>>9776674
>quickly takes the coins and leaves the animal there
>runs back and looks from around a corner

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>>9776701
>Hachikuji returns to her place and takes the animal, stuffing it back into her bag

That wasn't as wild as I would have expected it to be. To be honest I was getting my jaws warmed up. What about you? Were you getting ready for some action? It's okay, the deal is done, you can tell me now.

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>>9776718
>hides his gun
No, I wasn't on edge at all. I'm perfectly calm.

post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZIlEw2j3OM

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>>9776726
>A pair of earplugs fall out of Hachikuji's fingers after seeing a flash of what seemed to be a dark handgun

Wha... What?! What was that?!

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>>9776737
What was what??
>clamps it under the waistband of his skirt

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RADICAL TAOISM.

SHITPOST KERO~

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>>9776757

Ah... these?

>Hachikuji kicks the earplugs into a nearby drain, clearly outdone as far as defensive strategy goes

Your name, tell me your name.

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>>9776785
That's now what... oh, Aikawa!

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>>9776792
Thanks for telling me, I'll need the name, just in case any murders happen around the area shortly after this. Hello, Aikawa-san. Just in case our earlier fight wiped it from your mind, I'm Hachikuji Mayoi.

>She turns to her side, flashing a large nametag on the side of her bag

>>9776768
>kisssus tum

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>>9776814
Hello, Hach...i'mnotgoodwithnames.
I don't know why you would think that, but... how will you tell anyone if you're the victim?
You know, just in theory.

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>>9776838
Wait a minute! I never said I would be the victim!

You let slip your true intentions! Was that a threat, Aikawa-san?

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I'm eyeing up that fucking razor rn lads

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>>9776854
No way! I was just pointing out that it might not be helpful at all! Why would you even think that?

>>9776885
Replying to stay relevant

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>>9776894
>anything I post
>having relevancy
Since when?

>>9776899
Since now.

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>>9776890
Look at me, Aikawa-san. A cute elementary schooler is walking alone out in public. She has id- people screeching at her and hitting her on the head with sticks.

She's going to lose confidence in new people somewhere down the line.

>>9776885
A chainsaw might be more efficient, chubs

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>>9776909
Well m-maybe she shouldn't bite new people then?
Maybe it's a good thing she loses some "confidence".

Where's the fucking game

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>>9776902
Is it because of the lack of any real content you guys have got going on right now? I'm the most interesting special child in a group of special needs children?
>>9776917
Ha, good joke.

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>>9776926
I suppose so, but biting offensive people has worked out for me fine so far. I'm pretty close, but I'm not sure if you have my standard confidence just yet. Do you scream like that at everyone you meet?

>>9776940
>lack of any real content you guys have got going on right now?
>Hurr durr hg is ded

Go for a jog, fatass.

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>>9776944
No, only when they insult me like you. What kind of "standard confidence" are you talking about?

>>9776953
>HG is alive

nice joke

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>>9776958
It's when I believe in you enough to talk comfortably without being on my guard too much.

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>>9776966
Go away, Rin.

>>9776940
Nah, you're just an alright guy to banter/meme with.

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>>9776970
>randomly lies down
I can't talk much more, my social batteries are running low...

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>>9776953
Wow, did I strike a nerve or something? Feel the need to defend your dead degenerate timesink?

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>>9776996
It looks like this episode is nearing it's end!

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>>9777002
ahhhwahhhwahh... murmur murmur murmur...
awawawawa...

>>9777009
>slaps

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>Episode Preview

Hachikuji Mayoi here! Next time on the Lost Snail Adventures, I enter another game! Great! one more chance to die a horrible death at the hands of a deranged murderer! But what about the new friend I made today? What? New friend? I just met the guy? Will I meet him again? Will we be friends next time? I better see the dentist, I might need my chompers in top shape! That's all for today!
>>9776996
>>9777009

"Where has HG gone?" he cried. "I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained the earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving now? Away from all suns? Are we not perpetually falling? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Are we not straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is it not more and more night coming on all the time? Must not lanterns be lit in the morning? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying HG? Do we not smell anything yet of HG's decomposition? HGs too decompose. HG is dead. HG remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become Hosts simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto."

Neets really get angry when you say their timesink of a hobby is dead.

Prove me wrong. Where are all the games? I thought it was "HG" not "RP central"

Who you miss the most?
I miss Vader

>>9777111
I miss Matoi

>>9777103
That's too bad, because I'm letting you sit at the kids' table with the rest of your buddies - not that you have any, but that's not the point I'm trying to make here. You really got a blessing disguised as a curse here, as I'm fine with sitting on the sidelines and watching the fetuses here fight with each other and batter each other over pointless problems, whether it be some shitter trying to stir things up or drama that happened over 2 years ago. You'll fit in with the rest of these degenerates, wasting your life away on the computer. Under that mask of the funny-man persona, you honestly think your life has some sort of meaning, despite the fact that you've got zero (0) friends and can only ask "what's happening" on 4chan all day. Get the fuck outta here and stay in the playpen, I'll make sure you don't fall over and hurt yourself.

>>9777103
Here's your (you), I suppose.

>>9777111
Rikka

>>9777135
Rikka was cancer.

>>9777111
Kana Boss

>>9777142
Thanks for your valuable input, I'm sure it'll change my opinion in the long run

>>9777152
Rikka was cancer.

>>9777148
Me too

>>9777135
Have been here since May2015 and I do not remember Rikka. Mind refreshing my memory?

+1

>>9777171
He was a newfag for a bit before running off due to personal issues needing to be sorted out irl

>>9777171
Another flavor of the month anime girl ava who came in 2017 and fucked off quickly

>>9777183
How about posting their character instead of a general description that can be applied to every other avafag, genius?

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>>9777103
No no anon, 'RP central' isn't a good way ti describe this place.

They'd need to have any form of roleplaying to be called that.

>>9777185
Wait you mean the eyepatch girl? The chuuni?

How long have you all been without a game?

>>9777189
Hostile much? That's really what happened. He hosted a bit, he played an anime character for a bit, and then he fucked off because of real life.
That's really all that happened when regarding HG.

Someone post the pic of a futa getting raped with a man's ass.

>>9777197
Izaya you are beyond fucking based.

What's been happening in this dead thread between those two chucklefucks is laughable.

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>>9777227

>>9777212
6 hours

>>9777213
I just wanted to know what the literal who looked like. It would still help if you could do that for us. Sorry if I sounded a little hostile on 4Chan, I didn't think you'd mention it like a little bitch

>>9777233
Which two?

>>9777240
Jesus Christ.

You boys need/want a game?

>>9777241
I don't really have to spoonfeed you now, do I?

>>9777250
No let this shit die. Pull the fucking plug.

>>9777251
Not really, since I know you couldn't even if you wanted to.

>>9777263
You forgot your image, Izaya.

When are you oldfags bitching about HG being dead going to fuck off for real?

>>9777264
Well I could, it's not really that hard to crack open desuarchive.

>>9777207
Yeah it was her

>>9777272
Apparently never, they're still all bitter over losing a community who worshipped them and now they have to settle with sucking each others' dicks anonymously every time one of them posts in a thread.

>>9777290
It's obviously the oldcirclejerk incestuously shilling their own. Newfags have literally no reason to give a shit about any of them. They wouldn't suck dick this hard.

>>9777246
Scroll up. It's the only "roleplay" that has happened for the past hour or so.

>>9777250
Yee

Give me a few minutes and I'll set up a new bread

>>9777297
>Izayadicksucker
>Btiching about RP

:Thinking:

>>9777290
>>9777295
Spoken like people with dry dicks. Stop projecting your jealousy and realize you'll never get that blowy you so desperately crave no matter how long this shitfest goes on for. Go outside and get a job.

>>9777307
Based

>>9777309
He's obviously trying too hard to push Izaya and shitpost what sets off his sperg.

>>9777310
>implying

>>9777310
>bitter oldfag

You should go get a job yourself instead of whining on a community you were supposed to leave.

>>9777310
So how dead is the discord that you have to bitch and moan here?

What actual avafags that aren't cringe oldfags actually shill izaya openly?

So who will get >>9777777 ?

>>9777335
I dunno, the oldfags shitpost the newfags over "blogposting" and then get on their knees for izaya. Oldfag double standards are a bitch.

>>9777345
tlhg

>>9777347
Merak > Izaya

tb.h

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>>9777227
you mean this?

>>9777347
I say the only way to completely get rid of oldfags would be to ignore them and stop giving them any (You)s.

>>9777366
The cool ones who actually RP and contribute are fine, but the autistic ones who actually think we're listening to their HG doom and gloom are the ones we need to avoid.

>>9777373
Yeah, forgot to add that.

Alright where's the game

>>9777401
Here.


>>9777414
>>9777414
>>9777414
>>9777414

>>9777347
Post this with your ava.