/sug/ - Steven Universe General Classy Edition Last Thread

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first for rutile is cutile

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What is Yellow Pearl doing in this pic

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Lapisfags are walking corpses!

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Reposting Cutie Ruby for those who may miss it in the last thread.

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Gems should stab humans on her abdomen

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Gems should be good role models [notspoiler]Jasper would a terrible role model [/notspoiler]

>>9769982
ripping a fart

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>"Mmmhmhm mhhhmhm"

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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Galaxy's here and as much of a faggot as ever.

>>9770002
She'd be pretty rad though

>>9770001
Stop.

>>9769995
and again, I want to pinch those cheeks

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>>9770019
wasn't there some shitty writefag who did lapisXsteven a while back? Like a lot of them

>>9770008

It's honestly what it looks like

>>9770001
fucking hot

>>9770028
How?

>>9770059
Why is she so small?

Is Lapis racist?

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Lars is for STARS.

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>>9770025
fuck you

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>>9770009
Sadly that's probably the only SU art with a blowjob face

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Pars 4 lyfe

>>9770097
No.

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>>9770095
idk m8, i didnt draw it

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>>9770025
were happy to have galaxy here as big as a faggot as the rest of us

>>9770094
She'd teach you how to punk nerds

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Who here is going to date me?
Come on don't be shy.

Post your OCs/Gemsonas, rather other people's on the cutemeter.

>>9770106
should get the artist who did that one to do more if hes up for it.

>>9770106
Good, blowjob faces are one of the ugliest things to ever exist in porn.

>>9770125
What's mill anon?

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This is why Blue Pearl should be bullied

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>>9770059
>>9770121
I don't know. If you have the stories. Please post them.

>>9770025
requesting Zircon in disco suit

>>9770139
He's trying to kick his loli addiction right now.

Gems should knee Steven in the balls.

>>9770133
God damn it amethyst

>>9770142
cum

>>9770139
I hate requesting things on tumblr, it's too cheap.

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>>9770101
that's a cute bird

>>9770167
What a silly kitty drinking cum. but whose is it?

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>>9770149
sorry, I dont remember the name he went by. Also im pretty sure he was one of the lapisfags who killed themselves

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Experimental and avant garde playlist finished! Hope you'll enjoy!

>Tokyo Ghost Stories - Arovane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXL0u3Q3YTU
>Brise - Roedelius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjRqBiylrGs
>Drained Lake - Loscil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnJWK5rsNWc
>Tobiume - Susumu Yokota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wSyAlo7AUA
>Winter Linn - Clark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LlQGyQ45u8
>Ich Bin Meine Maschine - Atom Tm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XWLa9vFBxo
>Teen Pregnancy - Black Banshee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQxDM2K-hd0
>Screen Shot - Swans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HKIjG9JH6c
>Yhdes Astellaan - Tundramatiks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R50_8qkREmI
>LVSK - Nomadic Firs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edIe0JJRpuE

Hope you enjoy, bud, I went for as obscure and out there as possible. Anybody else want a playlist made, just ask.

>>9770188
probably gregs

>>9770174
I second the lawyer that bird is pretty adorable

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>>9770197
Lapisfags killed themselves? Why?

>>9770205
I should have not asked now my brain burns

>>9770155
How are they gonna do that if he has a feminine boipussy?

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>>9770142
its melk my dude

>>9770167
>>9770188
hell nah anyone who feeds their cat cum is fucked up, id claim that cute pericat anytime tho

>>9770155
Why?

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There's something weird about this pic, but I don't know what.
I think it's her visor, it shouldn't be like that

Depression.

>>9769485
where do I find more of that connie ?

Guys.
Should i do a shitty dbz crossover for here or for tlhg?

>>9770204
Thanks, playlist-anon

Lapis fucks men for money.

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>>9770213
How the fuck should I know? they've been sad faggots since cold tea. I'll keep looking for whoever that writefag was, i checked the writebin but the only name i recognized was half-a-prayer and whatever he wrote isnt there anymore

>>9770243
in a prism cell, u weird pedo fukc

>>9770154
ah thats him? in that case I guess steering away from aqua would be the right thing to do. what about Opal?

>>9770169
well he hangs around here, whenever we see him

>>9770142
Put a 'k' in there for you
http://imgur.com/a/bzWKk

I will literally stick my tongue between Ame's slick folds and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me

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>>9770252
Thanks for giving me something to do, man.

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>>9770257
What would Steven say?

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Gettin a song which I will N U T to.

>>9769992
And proud of it.

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>>9770234
no more like how her body is really disproportionate, or the lips maybe?

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I want to place Connie in intimate (but not outright sexual) situations. She's cute when she's embarrassed.

>>9770272
The fuck is mikl anon

>>9770294
also cum

>>9770227
By shoving their foot inside.

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>>9770272
>mikl
holy fuck

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>>9770302
nice

WHO?

>>9770229
Dog hate to say it but that melk is property of the tunnel snakes and we rule

>>9770291

I miss peridots old design i hope they bring it back

>>9770288
>I'm disowning you.

>>9770302
Is everything cum to you anon? By the way who's cum?

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>>9770213
Most who waifu this miserable fuck are miserable fucks.

>>9770306
How would the gems react if he started moaning?

>>9770133
Only if amethyst wears a slutty outfit

>>9770260
Well yo made it seem like there was something going on with the Lapisfags comment so I assumed something had happened that people knew. Thanks for looking though. Good luck.

>>9770334
anything that i don't know is cum. also probably gregs again

>>9770336
SHOVE HARDER

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>>9770314
that cat is property of mine and i say go away

>>9770326
i hope too actually, it would be an interesting change

>>9770353
Seems like a good life choice

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>>9770025
>>9770101
>>9770174
Oh wait did you post that
I'm so sorry
I thought it was someone being mean

>>9769995
Would bully this QT.

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>>9770349
oh it wasnt like, some mass suicide event or anything. I think the only two that we know for sure are dead are cold tea and lady of the sea. But it's a meme now that lapisfags kill themselves.

regardless, ill post some more art for you if you want it

>>9770358
Make me dude I got the tunnel snakes behind me and tunnel snakes rule

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Give me your best filenames, lads.

>>9769995
>>9770391

The QT needs bullying. I propose swirlies.

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>nationality
>favorite gem
>what would she think of the last song you listened to?

1.USA
2.Pearl
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3IWsWzSo14
She'd probably start bitching and moaning about Rose in all honesty, better chance for her to have an appreciable character

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>>9770401

>>9770424
I propose atomic wedgies

I want Greg to be a father-figure to the barnies.

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>>9770401

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>>9770393
Oh ok. I know people were talking about a suicide pact not too long ago. So I thought there might have been another one. That's pretty sad. More pics are always welcome.

>>9770294
>>9770310
Shit. Wait. I got this.
http://imgur.com/a/6AujB

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>>9770448

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>>9770386
It's ok!

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>>9770391
>>9770443
>>9770424
No hurt the precious smoll she only loves

>>9770432
It works.

how to get Greg to fuck me

>>9770391

Are people really into bullying?

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>>9770459
I'm not too sure about a suicide pact, i havent been here in a while. Like I said all i know are the 2 confirmed.

I dont know how many pics i have, so ill just post a few more. No luck on that half-a-prayer guy, i think you're SoL for stories from me

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>>9770401

>>9770490
be fat

like super extreme fat

then say you like his music

>>9770475
anon stop you're make me laugh but I have caught on with your game You're the goddamn milk man trying to get his business a boost with jokes aren't you

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>>9770459

>>9770492
sexual bullying

Okay /sug/, tell me what you think of this:

A character who has the ability to increase the inertia of anything, both physically and metaphorically. Objects affected by her power become both heavy and inert


>>9769995
why is she called cutie? Why not Hedy, like the actress Hedy Lamarr (no, not Hedly)

>>9770448
I want greg to be a father figure to the child of whichever crystal gem ends up giving birth to a half-human hybrid first

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>>9770495
I'll try to look later I guess.
>>9770523
C U T E

>>9770523
Is she going to boop his penis next?

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Whatever happened to poel anon?
I hope they're okay

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>>9770459
-

>>9770485
She must be punished for being too cute anon it is law

>>9770108
I love this so much

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>>9770539
let me know if you find anything, if i remember i enjoyed his work.
>>9770544
bringing out all the dead anons tonight, are we?

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>>9770545

>>9770563
Lapis ripped her tights. Spongebob ripped his pants. Coincidence?

>>9770475
You have played me like a goddamn fiddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R_1xtTTFLQ

>>9770264
>prism cell
is this where homeworld keeps their criminals?

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>>9770569
You forget take your morning shower stinky bitch

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>>9770563
>Lapis suit stays on her breasts, but Peridot one flaps

>>9770538
Idk, I just nicknamed her that. She's not mine, but goddamnit she looks so precious in the reference art I was given.

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>>9770539

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why doesn't blue diamond just get one of these things and save the pink bitch?

>>9770475
You nilk drinking fuck I'm onto you

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Is this the oldest Lapis lewd?

>>9770621

What even is that

>>9770289
BARN BAY-BEE!

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>>9770459
I was the one that suggested a mass suicide thing. I've been sort of up and down since then but I'm alive
>>9770565
Are they really dead?
:(
I remember they would post a really depressing message, delete it, and then post "poel" with the same picture each time

>>9770632
You jest surely

>>9770632
The Sands of Time from Steven and the Stevens

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>>9770632
Remember, that one thing, from when the gems used to do stuff?

>>9770628
By the the way it looks yeah, shit was made in the fifties

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>>9770628
>healing jizz

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>>9770229
>>9770142
I know where I've been going wrong. Last edit.
http://imgur.com/a/RqBhj

>>9770665
>that one pixel

Fix it.

>>9770628
>>9770653
You know, that actually raises a very pertinent question. If the Gems had the ability to build time machines, why the fuck haven't they conquered all of creation yet?

>>9770669
There we go

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>all the good lapis and pearlfags are dead
>FTaFP refuses to join them

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How am I doing so far?
I'm not sure if this is "just Jasper" or "too much Jasper"

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>>9770613
>>9770563
Drawfags need to draw Lapis and Peridot in bunny girl suits serving Steven.
>>9770565
I will.

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>>9770639
I dunno, at this point they may as well be dead. We've lost a lot of people along the road.

Cold tea
lady of the sea
poel anon
that one amputee girl

the list goes on

>>9770700
That looks great, anon.

>>9770481
She's grumpy because she can't see her forehead

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>>9770669
this is what it should of been
THANK YOU ANON

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>>9770701
i think this is my last one, hope you enjoyed

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>>9770448
Lapis needs a strong, mature man in her life to put her down the right path. Maybe take out on a couple fishing trips.

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>>9770700
Nice my dude

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Threads in /co/ are forbidden now

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>>9770735

>>9770700
Was this a request? And what do you mean? It looks like an extra lean Jasper

>>9770654

Oh..... if they diamonds could travel back in time why didn't they do that to save Pink?

>>9770700
Woah! That looks amazing so far!!

>>9770669
>No quartzmilk edit

>>9770715
>>9770746
Well, thanks.

>>9770759
Just if I'm not overdoing it a little.
I want to draw something SU, but it have to look like it.
It still need a lot of work of course, I'm barely in, but it's better to make sure I don't go too far from the source material early than too late.

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Life is a toil, you will have to work for a goal you will never live to see completed. In my opinion, the idea of having done something, rather than nothing, even if i never see the fruits of my labor, is worth every sore, every bead of sweat, and every second i spend working on it.

>>9770700
Why do you mean by "too much Jasper"?
It looks kinda skinny for me

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Lol, depression.

>>9770818
It seems pretty on model just maybe a little thiccer anon

>>9770818
In which case, my biggest recommendation is a more robust chin. She may as well have the same jawline as Lapis as you have it. Looks great so far though to be sure

yo what happened to Shifuto

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>>9770636
DAI BAY-BEH!

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>>9770749
or as the cool kids back in /utg/ say, verboten

>>9770825
Fuck off, pearlfag.

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>>9770840
lol weed

>>9770851
I remember him, but for some reason I don't have any pic from him.
Could you post something from him?

>>9769739
This was a damn good playlist... thank you Playlist Anon.

>>9770851
drifted away like all the old drawfags

>>9770785
Thank you

>>9770832
>>9770846
>>9770850
Alright, I hear you, thanks for the tips

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>>9770897
this is all i've got. he posted a lot of jasper but since i'm not a fan of jasper i dont have any.

People are just bringing up all the old posters and it got me wondering

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it amazes me every day that 39 fucking anons can autism up multiple 600+ post threads in one day
have you considered how much time we've all put into this shit? less than 40 lonely virgins, shitposting and talking about child cartoons for years on end with little cease. what has the human race come to?

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>>9770909
>>9768654
forgot to mention it but yeah it was a great playlist, all my fav songs! thank you playlist anon

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Tommy Wiseau is best gem

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I hope you're having a good night, /sug/

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>>9770866
I was going to but decided against it.

I want a playlist too

>>9770934
>implying it's all the same people, all the time.

this place is satans own revolving door, and we're clogging it up with corpses and sin

>>9770934
Nigga I know for a fact that married people and people with kids browse here from time to time, this isnt a super secret wizard clubhouse

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>>9770825
missed you bud

>>9770934
See how many IPs were on the last thread
I'm sure it's at least is 100 different people

>>>/co/93058842

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If gems were real about what they would shitpost all the time?

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>>9770934
>implying i am a virgin

>>9770934
>spend my days shitposting and lewding around
These are my life choices and they are bad choices

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>>9770934
I post here so often because I can't communicate well in real life

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>>9770909
>>9770947
no problem at all.

>>9770956
Just give me some parameters, I'll have one to you in no time, plus your favorite gem

Why doesn't Pearl use her holopearls in combat?

>>9770934
Then why are you here?

>>9770930
His blog is still alive, but I also haven't see him here in a long time

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>>9770621
shit
I completely forgot about the magical aspect of Season 1
remember the Heaven and Earth beetles?
or the evil painting?

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>>9771001
Thank you for keeping the cancer in a separate thread.

>>9771042
oh, alright thanks. Who are the drawfags we have now? Or is everyone gone

>>9771001
>3 hours and only 20 replies

baka desu senpai

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>>9771013
Which one are better? Drink dog piss with so called friends? Got a chield? A girl? Meh its all the same shit. Do what make you happy(but not drugs or many alcohol)

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>>9770991
I was gone for less than a day, but despite that i appreciate the gesture.

>>9771015
it's OK bud, that shit takes practice.

What if you bullied your least favorite gem and they started moaning and rubbing their legs together.

How many of us really come here everyday, wasting countless of hours posting braindead shit? C-can't be just me, right?

>>9771090
it's just you man, this is my first time back in years

>>9771084
"Well can I smash my dude?"

>>9771084
I would expect it from Peridot but I would not welcome it.

>>9771032

Why did Pearl kills Pink Diamond?

>>9771065
it a good concept but it was worded wrong.

>>9771090
Don't worry I'm a dork too

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>>9771084
I'll be confused, a little disgusted, possibly some arousal. Possibly.

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>>9771090
Well i was planning on leaving, had it not been for my

>>9771111
My claim was that she was forced to, but it's almost certainly wrong. Didn't stop me from getting a good 2k notes

>>9771111
lesbian fueled autism Mr. dub quads

>>9771084
I'd keep bullying her because my least favorite gem is actually pretty hot.

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>>9771090
Feh, I only make high-quality posts.

>>9771084
They wouldn't be my favourite gem anymore.

What if your favorite gems all lived with you in your house/flat/dumpster
What would that be like

>>9771173
i would kms

>>9771090
beats the fuck out of working

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>>9771090
I'm here on my phone every hour of the day
>>9771077
Thanks dude
Maybe I'll try to force myself to go out and make friends or something

>>9771111
rose
pink diamond had to die so the war could end and rose was never going to do it. but it turned out wrong and Homeworld nuked earth. Rose shouldered the blame to protect pearl.

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>>9771152
>you will never bathe with Lapis, her slippery, soapy body rubbing all over yours and her cute flat chest pressed against yours and your phallus touching her belly ans back every so often

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>>9771173
>Amethyst and Lapis

It would never be clean.

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>>9771173
There would be distrust, disgust, hate, suffering, and misery without breaks. I like fictional characters because i know i will never have to talk to them.

>>9771158
>least

>>9771173
Pretty normal seeing that she's bubbled

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>>9771173
We spend 2/3 our lives on work/sleep/etc it still be pain to went house for trivial goals when they waiting 4 us. Until one day they be bored and went away leave you completly alone

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>>9771213
I just wanna wash her lovely hair so much.

>>9771225
>There would be distrust, disgust, hate, suffering, and misery without breaks
so basically what happens in the show anyways?

>>9771227
>>9771084
Shit. I'd turn 360 degrees and do a flying spin kick into their face.

>>9771173
>jasper and pearl
minimal and symmetrical.

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>>9771090
I mean I take coloring requests but really I just lurk pretty hard for hours on here everyday. At least until August

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>>9771251
There would be no happy ending possible and it would end in me leaving or dying. likely in a short span of it starting.

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>>9771244
The gems' hair look so soft, do you think is like foam?

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>>9771244
I wish I could sniff that precious pate

>>9771290
I think it feels like hair anon

>>9771173

I feel like one would kick my ass if she thought I left a dirty plate on the table and the other would probably be the one leaving the dirty plates

connie is for sexual

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Is there any SU reverse of this pic?

>>9771381
Do you know.... are you ever .. maybe scared.. of god

>>9771381
>connie will never take Steven to her designated shitting street

>>9771394
>Do you know.... are you ever .. maybe scared.. of god

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>>9771420

You guys wanna hear a story?

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ah fuck

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>>9771381
No.

>>9771452
Pregnant zircon makes me feel weirdly aroused. Why?

>>9771452
I dont have a pregnant fetish but this is still good

>>9771430
Sure.

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Goodnight /sug/ - leaving you with this set of songs, of course listen to what you please!

For anons at night:
>Don't Fight It - Behaviors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIbrckAZgIg
>Light Up The Sky - Bibio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgrgCaSo8e4
>Tunnel Vision - Dirty South
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eWPzDvhOTM
>Why iii Love The Moon - Phony Ppl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y6Uy_-hJRQ
>Superfly - Raury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjMAXujmfOA

Daytime anons:
>Hold On I'm Coming - Sam & Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wizc2UC9s0A
>We're All In This Together - Sam Roberts Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RCHv93qI4A
>Rent I Pay - Spoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuqsvepC6yY
>Knock Me Down - Youngblood Hawke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1u6iATy278
>Odyssey - No Wyld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IglKhUZnYRQ

Extra Track:
>Evil Woman - E.L.O.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxz1DuVaRr8

Hope everybody has a good morning/noon/night!

>>9771452
Whose the other parental unit?

>>9771430
Ah Fuck it, I've got time

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>>9771382
No, but you did inspire me to make this edit of some other Greg meme.

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>>9771452

>>9771465
yes

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>>9771307
It's one of her best features.

>>9771487
It's a mystery.

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>>9771452
This is the good shit
Thanks a lot for this

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>>9771487
I think we know who.

I love padparadscha

>>9771487
(you)

>>9771481
>be me
>be 15
>be short sophomore
>friend asks girl if she would date me as a joke
>she's silent for a minute
>she says no
>friend asks why
>she says I was too short
>realize no one wants a short boyfriend
>cry at as soon as I get home
>cry forever

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>>9771533
>>9771487

>>9771533
https://archiveofourown.org/works?utf8=%E2%9C%93&commit=Sort+and+Filter&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=kudos_count&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=0&tag_id=Steven+Universe+%28Cartoon%29

Here's a fun drinking game, take a shot every time you see a non-gem/Human AU!

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>>9771542
and she loves me

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>>9771452
>Galaxy likes navels
>The one pregnant pic, and there's no navel

>>9771550
*gasp* Goddamn lsd

>>9771559
Whoops, didn't mean to quote ya, anon.

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>>9771553
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>9771173
Zircon's pretty chill, I doubt that she would cause any problems. Jasper and Amethyst would probably get along pretty well once they really talked to each other.
Would be messy af though.

Trying to design a good hairstyle for Apatite.

>>9771563
You want an edit with a navel?

>>9771553
>>9771490

>>9771553
I'm sorry that happened if it makes you feel better cousin's husband is shorter than her.

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I want to bury my head into Lars' crotch

>>9771586
y-yes

>>9771602
I've accepted my curse it's cool dude I guess. Thanks though dude

>>9771578
My life is suffering

Hey Galax! How's the Jascon fusion going?

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>>9771610

>>9771608
I want to fuck his filthy, diseased, loose asshole

>>9771553
I'm short...
WELL FUCK

>>9771651
t-thanks

>>9769787
Thank you so much!

What is Pearl into, /sug/?

>>9771658
It's okay us short people gotta stick together

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>>9771647
It's open in Sai but I'm dreading it because I'm seeing a bunch of mistake.

>>9771654
I'll suck him off while you pound his bp

>>9771553
If it makes you feel better I think short guys are much cuter than tall ones. Don't worry anon, one day you'll find some girl who'll accept and love you for who you are.

>>9771690
I want to see those mistakes too.

>>9771702
Aww that's sweet. Thanks dude

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>>9771553
>>9771658
>>9771681
I'm above average height and I never even held hand with a girl, trust me, besides artifical chucklefucks, nobody gives a shit about height
Here is a Peridot

>>9771690
Don't sweat it yo! I think it looks perfectly fine so far! Don't give up
>>9771678
She gets super wet when someone folds the laundry with no creases

>>9771678
Bloople's big, floppy, ballerina feet.

>>9771690
mistakes into miracles galaxy
btw what are your fetishes?

>>9771725
True

>>9770538
I call her Bluby

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>>9771725
did someone say peridot??

>>9771723
Pretty much this >>9771702
Although I was 4 inches shorter than her, I had a gf that was fairly attractive and was in a relationship with her for a year and a month. You'd be surprised. Just be patient

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>>9771731
big soft and floppy

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>>9770485
She hate too

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>>9771773
Yes Anon, but don't flood the thread with her, you need to take your Peridoses in moderation, least you induce a bad shit-flingingtrip

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>>9771690
no mistakes
happy accidents

>>9771784
Yeah it's gotta happen eventually right

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>>9771813
i peridot post all the time my dude take a chill pill, i know my limits

>>9771839
Yeah. Just don't give up, because if you do, then your dick is gonna fall off

>>9771831
I feel physically sick

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>>9771878

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T H I C C
H
I
C
C

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>>9770700
>For once that I don't periodically save the fucking thing crash

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I want to see them interact.

>>9771922
rip
At least you posted your progress

>>9771553
Had a great-aunt that was 7' who married a dude that was 5'4". Stayed together the rest of their lives. I mean, she developed a hunch after a while due to constantly leaning to get closer to eye level, but hey. There's a freak for every freak, you know?

>>9771851
Go back to plebbit you 11 year old autist kys

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>>9771919
hell yeah bring the in peripiss art

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>>9771932
I want to see her bully jasper