Murderous Games 236 Part II
>>9769777
16 tributes remain.
Neutral: 9 -> 7
Monochrome: 3 -> 2
Pandemonium: 3 -> 2
Gals: 2 -> 1
Bullet Club: 1
Muricans: 1
Good Vibes: 1
Akatsuki: 1
NIGHT FOUR
>more rumors about Tsuyu
Hmmm....
>>9769833
Rigged for maximum rumors.
>>9769790
I was going to kill you. Arresting people is for the weak.
Buuuut~! You're right about that, Haru. I'm super cool. Just for reference, I want you to tell me why I'm cool. Don't hold back. I want you to ay everything.
>>9769790
Oh.. No, I apologize for even asking. It was foolish of me to think I was doing anything but unmasking-
myself- as a man down on his luck. Someone like me shouldn't be searching for charity like some.. Two-bit shmuck. Thank you for your time, I'll be leaving you alone, but could I get your name before I head out on my own?
>>9769215
Just woke up
>>9769810
5/10
If you've got anything in terms of ideas you'd like to see, make sure n' tell me and I'll make you some.
You're freakin' wild, you think you'd be down for using Stomp?
>>9769747
Sounds pretty comfy. I don't rely get how to use /qst/ yet, but I might go on it
>>9769751
Quit clowning around and freeze!
>>9769777
>Ronald smears his hands across the strewn bits of flesh and blood, wailing in agony as he plans his next blood thirsty trip for murder.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! REDRUM! REDRUM!
>>9769833
...
>>9769833
I need to find a way to die quick so I can get them points.
> A goblin appeared!
> Goblin used Sigh.
Looks like I didn't make it on time.
>>9769833
You guys go on in, I'm not sharing any building with...him.
>>9769740
Yes!!
>>9769766
>They glare at you, but slowly begin to calm down as you make your suggestion, taking the $20.
Promise me we will kill them next game, Anon.
>>9769868
How punny.
>>9769864
>morphs into an animu grill
>Huggu
>>9769868
>>9769871
ARE YOU GUYS THE INBREDS THAT CAME FROM UNCLE IT'S PLACE? GOD, NO WONDER IT SMELLS LIKE SEWAGE, YOU FUCKING DISGRACES TO THE ART OF BEING A CLOWN.
>>9769823
Well, if you're bad at cheerleading, I can teach you! I won't say I'm the best but... I think I can do a pretty good job at it.
First you need an uniform and a pair of pom-poms.
>>9769833
THE FEAST
Ronald picks up where he left off, as expected.
Tsuyu's most recent rumor partner expresses his concerns about the future of their relationship, namely it existing, and puts an end to it.
Starman is......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg
>>9769829
Since I don't give a shit, nor do I care to remember you're probably going to have to keep begging for my attention until I can think of a reason to bother recalling
>>9769778 (Joker)
What? No I know about all these "fake news" everyone has been talking about. It was a very serious website and all. The adds were a bit... ermm... but really, profesionnal and all.
>>9769823 (Subaru)
I'm more of a KFC person anyway... I mean... Clown nuggets aren't half bad really... with some Fanta.
And what do you mean? I always dress properly, oh well I guess I can put a sweater, if you're *that* shy.
>She deus ex machina puts on a sweater, grabs his hand and leads him to the nearest tavern. It's a stereotypical western bar from the clichiest of movies, scott joplin is paying in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1894JRqbsc
You're going to be that one guy who asks for an orange juice, right...?
>>9769877
>Amaterasu used sympathize.
Awoo.
>>9769896
>Amaterasu used feast.
...
>But nothing happened.
>>9769896
IT MIGHT NOT BE A HOTDOG, BUT DAMN, IF THIS ISN'T GOOD.
>>9769883
Don't make things you can't keep, you eyepatch-wearing freak.
>>9769866
>((maybe sleeping or goofing off with his fellow Regis.))
>((that move can't be learned eith-))
>...
>((fuck.))
>>9769905
Yeah, I'm having a hard time believing you on that one.
>>9769896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng
>>9769896
DAY FIVE
Amaterasu is a hound of justice. Wait a minute... Dean is also a Hound of Justice................................. Coincidence?
Ocelot sets out to get rid of the frontier's current most prominent killer, but is outsmarted in his search.
VINO
>>9769955
>>9769906
> Goblin was hit!
> Goblin gained Odd Sense of Sympathy.
You too, huh? Us monsters got to stick together.
> Goblin used Head Scritches on Amaterasu.
>>9769890
SHUT YOUR FILTHY FUCKING WHORE MOUTH, ANOTHER WORD OUTTA' YOU AND IT'S McBINGO™ BABY!
>>9769896
>Ronald makes rigid and jagged motions as he cleaves deeper into the Starmans' throat.
OOOOOIIIOOOI~
>>9769953
The Eye sees you!
My internet is having a heart attack
>>9769777
Hey man, no hard feelings right? I mean, I'm on one team, you're on the other, you know how this shit goes. Every man for himself right? Well in your case it would be every giant talking fox girl thing for themselves i guess.
>>9769833
This whole cowboy thing really suits me, i should do this more often.
>>9769903
Stop lying, I see how heated you get when I show up. Why don't you tell me how much I make you mad? It's alright though, it doesn't faze me, it wouldn't be normal if some people didn't hate me.
>>9769934
6/10
Why not both? Those are some comfy ideas, I'll get to those next.
Whaaaat, too hardcore for something that's supposed to be hard as iron? I'd say you're as soft as aluminum instead.
>>9769962
>>9769978
Part 8 is a gift
>>9769962
Can you teach me how to make my eyes lens flare like that?
>>9769896
It was only a matter of time when the bartender had a grudge against me. Though I did a lot better than I thought I could given the circumstance. Good luck to everyone else.
>>9770000
I need those feeties to suction on my back
>>9769857
>Haru stops and thinks about it for a second before giving his response.
Weeell...I guess one of the big parts is that you've got a really nice personality; you can get along well with a lot of other cool people like me! That and your clothes are super stylish, but that's more of a secondary thing.
>>9769861
Aww, don't be so hard on yourself! I'm sure you're a super great person to be around. Everybody has problems with their money sometimes! I get in some pretty tight spots after I've bought the most popular game of the month or whatever, so I understand your pain!
Oh, and I'm Haru by the way! I'm an alien, who are you?
>>9769953
You didn't have to do that, mister! But if you insist on me taking this stuff, then I'll use them as best I can!
>>9769955
>>9769962
>29 second response time
H-He's fast.
>>9769953
ARENA EVENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4a35U3VU1w
>tfw you like an avafag but they probably hate you
>>9770020
I don't think that would feel as good as you think it does, anon.
>>9770032
SOFT LANDING.
>>9769891
How could I forget the most important part! I'll look and see what I can find. Chances are there'll be something around here that I can use,
>Subaru jogs away only to return moments later in a bunny uniform
How's it look? Just like the ones from the anime I've watched. It's weird that it fits perfectly on me.
>>9769905
KFC's only good around Christmas time, and that's if you're lucky enough to be sharing it with someone. Other than that, it's only worth it for the crunchy skin.
>Subaru lets her take the lead, following her all the way up to the door. He forces his hand free before they walk in and immediately sits down despite the sign that says "wait to be seated"
What do you mean I'm going to be that guy? I told you I'm underaged. The only right choice is milk anyway.
>>9770032
Looks like it's raining cows outside
>>9769996
It's a step by step process, this is how I do it.
First, I open up the image in GIMP.
Then, I go into the "Effects" category. I think that's what it's called. Results may vary, but it's on the top.
Then, locate the "Distort" tab.
Go to "lighting," and then "lens flare."
One isn't enough, so layer two of them over both eyes. Then, equip your paintbrush and select the color red if you so choose. Set the transparency to around 20 or 30, and then paint over the whole image. Or just the eyes, if that looks nice to you.
Then, optionally, you can go into "blur" and add a bit of motion blur to drive home the point.
>>9770032
I have no life outside of HG and when I'm not posting I'm repeatedly pressing F5
>Having sex with Tsuyu
>She wants it
>I don't
>Pull out and cum on her back
>She smirks
>I'm confused
>This is what she wanted
>She gives birth to hundreds of babies from her back like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw
>>9769966
>It's super effective.
>Amaterasu lays on the floor like the lazy ass wolf she is.
>>9770032
>The sun is temporarily blotted out as a flying, howling wolf falls from the sky and onto some poor victim.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
>>9770044
Are you me?
>>9769971
... Yeah I guess. You were just a bit rough with the whole canon thing in the mouth that's all ah ah! Good luck for the rest of the game!
>>9769943
>picks out her Iphone
>Shows him the site
>The "Hoshi daily!"
>It has quality news like "Kys and get your own persona"
>"Everything you need to know about the Monogate, the rigging scandal of the faction games
>"How did bullet club get on the map, FIND OUT HERE"
>And some "Enlarge your penis" adds in the corner.
>>9770044
Who?
>>9769974
Chances are I'd be the same level of pissed weather or not you're here. I could see how you might bring out the worst in people. Mild annoyance being the primary.
>>9770044
Maybe they hate you cuz they haven't talked to you enough.
Try to open up to them and start talking to them and they might like you.
>>9769927
Oh I will keep it, I will make you scream!!
>>9769896
>She enjoys a sweet meal during the feast. Of course she decided to stay in her tent and enjoy this food!
>>9769953
>Ochako idly kicks a can through the street. It's hypnotizing. She doesn't stop until accidentally she kicks the can and falls into a cliff.
>>9770032
>Uraraka tries to use her Quirk to save Ammy but instead she tries to catch them... Bad choice.
>>9770064
Like this?
>>9770077
Well there's your problem.
>>9770083
But I don't want to seem desperate.
>>9770065
>pretty cool video man
>>9770032
So where all those Good Vibes now, you pasty little shit.
>>9770029
>Starting with a soft piano, a symphony of instruments begins to play out of nowhere. As he sings his words, you even begin to hear backup singers from thin air.
Alexander Hamilton.
My name is Alexander Hamilton.
And there's a million things I haven't done.
But just you wait, just you wait!
>>9770111
>tries to pull the anime girl out of my screen
>>9770032
6 tributes remain.
Neutral: 7 -> 2
Akatsuki: 1
Gals: 1
Bullet Club: 1
Muricans: 1
Good Vibes: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Pandemonium: 2 -> ELIMINATED
Monochrome: 2 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT FIVE
Time for a not so soft landing :^)
>>9770044
>mfw there's no way in fuck anybody feels this way about me so you don't have to worry at all!
>... (Sob)
I got one of the fags that used to play hg on /v/ interested in popping in here sometime
>inb4 he visits and is shitposted out
>>9770147
>Monochrome: 2 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
fuck off
>>9769934
7/10
Watersliding with floaties!
>>9770082
Seems like you and many other people are diagnosed with the same condition known as thin skin.
Mornin' lads
>>9770052
Yeah the crunchy skin alright, but that alone is worth all the burgers in the world! Or maybe I'm biased because of the bones.... Oh damn, I'm stereotypying myself now...
>She slams the table and orders two fresh blonde beers, the teardrops glistering in the dusk light
Hey now, who cares if you're underage Subaru, did you see any cop around? Aren't you 18? I started drinking at that age. Come on take a sip! I'm paying for everything tonight.
>>9770113
But... it has the starman seal of quality!
>>9770147
The Lord asked it.
>>9770145
imposter
>>9770147
THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE A NECK, MY BODY IS LITERALLY TWO EGGS PUT TOGETH-
>Snap!
>>9770147
Ah shit, looks like i let the gals down.
>>9770147
>Monochrome: 2 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
Not even trying to hide it.
>>9770157
This is how it goes.
Don't tell us which ava he's going to use. Tell him everything you know about HG and who to avoid. If you want him to stay, be savvy.
>>9770069
Yeah, me too. Me too.
> Goblin used Laze Around.
> Goblin gained Drowsy.
>>9770163
Even when they lose they win
>>9770177
MORNING
>starts flash frying eggs
>You notice hoshi taking a cheese grater and sprinkling his mask into the scramble.
>>9770201
>telling me what my character does
nice godmod rp?
>>9770114
How would you seem desperate?
>>9770084
Well that's funny! That was gonna be my line!
>>9770178
Sounds like the shady commodities website to me. Easily fooled Doggo.
>>9770177
Hello anon! I hope you have a good day!
>>9770187
>"That looks like me, but.. Older?" Alexander thinks, but stays quiet, none the bolder. He wasn't about to question something so absurd, after all, he couldn't trust just a simple man's word.
>>9770163
>>9770194
Do you want me to rig it against them or what? Blame Brantsteele man.
>>9770147
DAY SIX
Wait a minute... I smell... AN ARENA EVENT.
Coming up next slide is an arena event that decides our winner. Between Hoshi of the Akatsuki, Ocelot of the up and coming Mordor, Ammy, and ... Well I don't think we'll half to worry about the last person.
Our final three duke it out on the next slide amidst a hellish storm back for round two, place your bets and pray for the tribute you want to win the most, maybe it'll just work.
>>9770209
S-so! How about them eggs?!
>You eat the eggs
>You like it
>We have butsecks
Is Soviet still here?
>>9770236
theres no anime girls so no
>>9770225
>>9770236
Find the most thirsty post in the thread and reply to it.
>>9770224
>Plan was to die early and get a point
>In top 3 about to embarrass myself
>I'm about to bring shame to Yuno's game if I win
>>9770177
Hi, How are you today?
>>9770224
The Mordor will rise again!
>>9770224
>>9770199
>Amaterasu thinks she saw a mosquito in the room
>Amaterasu sets the entire room on fire!
>>9770172
It's got nothing to do with that. You're just an eyesore. And then you decide opening your mouth is a good idea since being a visual blight isn't enough.
>>9770261
>>9770187
>Teleports behind you.
死ぬ
>>9770222
We need a private centralized bank for our country!
>>9770219
The what now?...Oh hey they just did one mistake, it can happen to everyone after all... But all the drama that happens here is displayed in real time, so it's pretty uself if you ask me... Not that it interest me but... you gotta stay informed...
>>9770244
Tsuyu and Ochako are anime girls
>>9770029
Whoa, Haru, what are you doing!? You can't just say you're cool! That's uncool, you know?
>Subaru blushes a tad bit when Haru mentions his fashion sense and his personality
I guess tracksuits are pretty cool, aren't they? Only a few people can rock them like me. I'm sure if you started wearing one the value of it would go down drastically.
>>9770178
I think I'm 18. For some reason, my ID indicates I'm 19, but I remember turning 18 the other day. Even if there are no cops around it'd be a bad idea to drink. It might stunt my growth, or kill all my brain cells.
>>9770283
N-Nani?
>Fucking dies
>>9770198
He'll probably do it on his own he doesn't care really
>>9769934
8/10
Sleeping
>>9770236
Yes it is I, Sovet
where the anime women at?
>Hands AK-47 and Vodka and Ushanka
>>9770267
> Fire Resistance: ???
> -0 HP!
> -0 HP!
> -0 HP!
> Goblin gained Light Sweat.
...
Getting kind of hot isn't it?
>>9770224
IT"S OVER
HOLY SHIT
>>9770323
https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4
>>9770303
>he died even though he did nothing to him
>>9770270
So stop crying and do something about it! Oh wait, you can't ahaha~
>>9770293
That's like being entertained by TMZ. You're better than that.
>>9770323
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
>>9770323
FOR THE DARK LORD
>>9770323
All hail Sauron!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu8cR2UkABY
>>9770330
>Implying Burr didn't teleport 10 paces and cheated
>>9770323
CONGRATULATIONS OCELOT!
You're pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExuRTMrB0eU
>>9770337
You're not wrong.
There's stylists in Hollywood that couldn't fix what the fuck you've got going on
>>9770285
I agree completely! Though, I've only thought about it briefly. I have to win this war for the people that believe in me, these people need a strong, centralized government and I plan to be the one to write the treaty! It won't be easy but I don't plan to get greedy, what's your name? That is, if you would grace me.
>>9770330
>Did nothing
>Used the things Burr taught him to become more smart and successful than him
>Pretty much was just him but better
>Sided with Jefferson in order to oppose him in the election of 1800
>Was a huge driving force in preventing him from becoming president
>He viewed this as a huge insult
Wait wh
>>9770357
Well, congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9770357
Thank you all so much for playing my mediocre games.
>>9770319
>>9770323
Awo-
>Before she can answer, a cow crashes down from the ceiling, flattening Amaterasu before it starts to set ablaze itself.
>The cow is now cooked beef.
>>9770368
Thanks for hosting... I guess...
>>9770368
Thanks for hosting for us.
>>9770145
>Haru seems awfully confused by this display, blankly staring as Alexander transitions into song.
Um...I don't know where all that music came from, but either way, I'm glad we got to know each other! We're gonna get along great, I can already tell!
>>9770300
But it's fine if it's true, right? C'mon, you gotta learn to love yourself a bit, Subaru!
>Haru feels like he should be insulted by Subaru's remark about the tracksuits' value, but decides to just brush it off.
Well, good thing I don't wear them then! I don't want to make you go out of style, that would make the both of us feel terrible.
>>9770368
Thank you for the game, host! You did a great job giving us this show.
>>9770357
Grats to the winner and host.
>>9770357
>>9770368
>[REGISTEEL used Return!]
>the golem gives a thumbs up to both the winner and the host.
>>9770357
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>9770357
Way to go, Ocelot! Not half bad considering I was in this game.
>>9770368
Thanks for hosting, Yuno. Maybe next time you'll let me win.
>>9770363
>he grabs onto the young Alexander as he bleeds out
Beware of Burr...
>Dies for real this time
>>9770368
Eh, 5th place is pretty good, i guess that AFK buff really works.
Thanks for hosting, blah blah.
>>9770300
>sighs
I don't think you can grow after 18... I certainly didn't and spare me that stuff about brain cells, I drink everyday and you don't see me doing stupid stuff around now.
Come on, aren't you thirsty?
>She picks up her glass and swallows the beer without any class.
>>9770339
What? Heeeeh no! I mean... maybe I'd check TNZ if they talked about me but that's all really... It's purely professional!
>>9770357
Good job Ocelot!
Thanks for the game Yuno
>>9770375
Ohhh. That's pretty convenient.
Good boy. Girl? Eh, whatever.
> Goblin equipped Knife!
> Goblin used Delicate Goblin Meat Carving on Cow.
> Goblin equipped Charred Beef.
> Goblin used Charred Beef.
>>9770275
i… rather not talk about that.
>>9770368
Great job! I guess I'll be thanking you for giving us the chance for participating this game.
>>9770357
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!
>>9770215
And now, I will steal your soul!
>Just as they prepare to attack, they clutch thier heart in pain, speaking to someone else in distress
A-ayanami?! You can reach me this far? But I dont want to "hold back" boss, we should kill her!!
>after listening for a few moments and arguing in a rage, they stop what they were doing.
Awwwww... fine. But you and Haruse better visit!
>only to turn back to the girl.
Tch. Master told me to hold off. Said I should stick to these arenas.
>>9770410
>tfw no American Mosou game
>tfw no Registeel domination
>>9770357
>>9770368
You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9770406
Burr? But he would never...
He's an honorable man, and a primary force in my endeavor.. His future is prime and rife w--..
..I hope you find your way peacefully, to the next life. Goodbye, future-me. Enjoy being free.
>>9770368
how are the p o i n t s
>>9770415
PICK A PLACE ON THE MAP FOR YOUR CAPITAL
Almost literally anywhere, even in a place with no city.
>>9770368
3 points to Mordor for winning.
1 point to Monochrome for most kills.
1 more point to The Monochrome for being the first to be eliminated...
Monochrome has 2 saved points.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>Cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction an additional 1 point whenever your faction wins a game.
Rest of the rules are posted on /yga/.
>>9770435
>((STOP IT I ALREADY LOST TOO MUCH DIGNITY TODAY))
>>9770146
>The anime girl comes out of the screen and stumbles into the floor.
Ouuuch...
>>9770368
Thank you for hosting.
>>9770453
jefferson was better
>>9770362
Ahaha~ At least this is a step up from the stale orientation jokes. Still, why don't you leave your guns do the talking.
>>9770416
>Ammy pops out of the charred cow corpse, dazed.
>She catches a whiff of beef and jumps at it, crashing into the goblin.
>>9770467
>whoring yourself for drawings
>>9770467
Do you want the last two pictures? Also, I'm sorry, I was just messing with you. Won't happen again.
>monochrome didn't win
>still win
>>9770198
Only ones that come to mind for avoiding are Shimakaze's erp rape and Aikawa's thirst. Am I missing anyone else that would negatively impact their experience here?
>>9770431
>you will never have Trump use a wall as a special attack
>>9770497
The Akatsuki will put them in their place.
>>9770487
> Goblin is hit!
> -0 HP!
> Goblin gained Knocked Over.
Hey, come on doggy. There's a whole cow right there, do you really need this piece?
>>9770465
My capital will be New Orleans
That means I can pick 3 other cities now?
>>9770390
Are you kidding me? I love myself more than anyone else! Wh-what made you think otherwise? Was it something "past Subaru" did? I may not know who that is, but I can guarantee you that I love myself a lot.
>>9770414
I may not have seen you do anything stupid, but wearing what you wear is pretty stupid. You look nice with a sweater on, so why not just wear that every day? It's a lot better than wearing fishnets every day.
>he picks up his glass of skim milk and downs it
I was thirsty, but not anymore. You're uh, paying for this, right?
>>9770477
Jefferson was a man who had an abundance of goals but lacked foresight. The lesser of two evils, hardly the head of justice or might, and between men, I never saw him in the fight. I believe my ideals to be better and more well-founded, but some argue that his are more rounded. But, fighting him on it would be political suicide.
I'll just let history decide.
>>9770493
>((we're talking about Tricky's drawings))
>>9770496
>((if possible.))
>>9770483
Beg a little harder and I promise I'll think about it.
>>9770514
Just the capital for now, the other cities come later when you win again.
>>9770414
I'm not so sure about that. I'm getting sleepy. Good night.
>>9770418
I won't judge your underwear choices, Prince. Good night.
>>9770502
Tell him to not reply to anon shitposts, even if they aren't about him
>>9770465
Heeey monochrome, you don't want to take Columbus from us gals right? We haven't done anything to you so there's no need to start anything, right?
>>9770526
So he can just take that faction's only land? AND their capital?
With 3 points?
Really?
>>9770517
9/10
Since you didn't do it, I did it myself :^)
>>9770526
>again
:thinking:
>>9770512
>The rest of the cow has now been charred black, the wolf panting and staring at the finely cooked piece of beef in the goblin's hand.
>Also, the entire house is now burning and collapsing around them.
>>9770541
Brotherhood has one member, who fucking cares?
>>9770426
Well that's just a shame for you, now isn't it?
>The girl skips up and places a hand on the other person's chin, smiling widely.
I don't have those kinds of restrictions.
>And the smile just gets wider, and wider, and wider...
>>9770502
Anons that just shitpost for no good reason, or blatant memery.
It depends on how thick his skin is.
>>9770519
I'm starting to think you enjoy talking to me. Yep, I can see this blossoming into a very nice friendship.
>>9770511
This person knows.
>>9770554
gee maybe that one member
>>9770554
the member
>>9770526
It doesn't matter anyway, soon or later, this will become the new Middle Earth
>>9770497
>>9770511
>one person team
The best choice will be to add all the extra power to defeat monochrome, they have the best location. They are just surrounded by capitals now that, if taken, will become a defense that's too powerful to break through, there's even a factory right next to one that they could take and make it even more slanted. If anything the time can only be now to fight them back. If they get the hold on those three cities on their borders then breaking through will be impossible!
>>9770541
Yes that's how it's always been.
Besides if I say no you're gonna pull the bend the rules meme on me.
>>9770465
>((Columbus.))
>>9770532
>((all's fair in love and war. Sorry.))
>>9770548
...
>>9770553
Eh. Whatever,
> Goblin used Bare Handed Goblin Tear in Half Technique on Beef.
> Goblin used Hold Out Food.
You can have this half.
>>9770575
Never compare your faction to Middle Earth again
>>9770515
Well... because they're confortable. In case you didn't notice, the weather is pretty hot and heavy in HG, I can't wear that everyday....
>She finishes her drink and grabs Subaru's own
Yeah for everything... so you sure you don't want to try? I give you 3 seconds to make up your mind... If you don't I'll drink it.
3...2...
>>9770588
Why even bother playing in my faction if I can just make a new faction every time since if I win I'm not limited to what land I can take?
>>9770515
If you say so...I'm not sure what you mean when you're talking about "past Subaru," but yeah, some of the stuff you've said before is a little concerning. But if you're fine now, then I guess there isn't anything to complain about!
>>9770592
Oh you cunt.
>>9770601
this
>win 3 points
>can take a 4 point city anywhere on the map
what the fuck is this
>>9770592
Do you deserve the tenth image, Registeel? I don't know if you doooo. It would be the best image in the entire batch, after all.
>>9770567
Whoa. Don't get your hopes up.
>tfw have cancer
>>9770595
I've done more for the Dark Lord that you ever did in your life!
>>9770626
I'm sorry for you Monochrome
>>9770608
Whoa. Don't get your hopes up.
>>9770616
>((just give it to me so I can go kill myself already.))
>>9770630
>>9770608
fuck off
>haru
>>9770625
Yuno wants to be bullied
I know the appeal
Because I also like to be bullied
monochromes on suicide watch
>>9770645
>bullies you
>>9770649
>>9770465
>>9770592
We're taking Colombus.
>>9770594
>Amaterasu uses chomp
>Amaterasu restored all of her HP!
Awooo.
>>9770619
Your failure to detect sarcasm is amusing.
>>9770645
what's it feel like
>>9770644
TWIST IDIOT. iT WAS ON PURPOSE
>>9770649
>just took a capital city
>winner just added a new filler faction that will be powerless
>>9770627
The Dark Lord fuckin resides where I live, where do you get off?
>>9770532
Eric, you don't realize... we've been their target from the start.
Monochrome was created by Aikawa because he assumed he would be denied entry into our faction because of one member, Misuzu! I would have welcomed him with open arms and helped to better the relationship between the two but instead he cast himself into the darkness and declared war on the Gals.
I entrusted the Iron Dogs to take care of Monochrome but it seems their strength (rigs) was too much. And with the Cool Vibes on our back, it seems we're cornered...
What do you say, Eric? What should we do now?
Which enemy is more important? Can we survive, Eric? ERIC!!!
>THE GAL
>THE PAL
>>9770630
>>9770634
Make me. If you can pull the trigger, you can pull out of the Tricky after you finish.
>>9770666
>Satan trips
Monochrome is the Devil confirmed
>>9770627
I remember when Ocelot from the Metal Gear Solid franchise went on about J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings and specifically Sauron, that was the best part
>>9770612
>>9770601
Insurgencies remove the weak and make a path for the strong.
>>9770592
>>9770465
DONE
>>9770649
>>9770555
>a little shocked and nervous at her advances they strike at the girl's face to push her off, a black and red streak materializing and assisting the tyke as it connects to give it as much impact as their explosive temper
Knock it off!!
>>9770689
Play Goblin more often, we need her strenght
>>9770697
>tomorrow
Better rev up my shitposts.
>>9770689
>Monochrome was created by Aikawa because he assumed he would be denied entry into our faction because of one member, Misuzu!
That's not true. I'm simply not a girl and monochrome is much cooler.
Hello.
>>9770697
Do it now.
>>9770667
> Goblin used Sigh.
> Goblin used Half a Cooked Beef.
At least you're happy.
>>9770693
Go to bed, kid
what am I doing with my life
>>9770671
Is it your sole purpose to be as awkward and vibe ruin-y as possible?
>>9770719
>didn't see who was playing the character
>saw the multiple exclamation points
God damn it Baron
>>9770693
>((FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST DO IT))
>>9770748
>I'm not a girl
THEN WHY
DO YOU
DRESS LIKE ONE
>>9770754
LETS SHIP COMRADE
>Soviet
>>9770758
uh penis is in there
>>9770689
This gave me a good giggle.
I don't know, maybe I can just jump ship over to monochrome, you know, like a backstabbing pussy.
>>9770712
>one away from a factory
>taking back colombus will be a bitch
>one away from removing red cloud niggers and will have a good defense from filler factions
Holy fuck, do people even see the god tier positioning that Monochrome have?
>>9770754
Hello anon!
>>9770705
How do you know he wasn't into J.R.R. Tolkien's books? The dude was a master of torture. What could be worse than Ocelot forcing you to listen to him poory read LOTR out loud?
>>9770756
uh penis is in there
>>9770764
If you won't fuck her I will
>>9770684
He has a new home now! Obey him or feel his anger
>>9770600
Hot and heavy is my kind of weather, but I can't just go out in public with nothing on but a fig leaf. I'm sure you'd be embarrassed if I came here in the least amount of clothing possible.
>Subaru shakes his head
I'm sorry Fyxe, but I can't do that. I'm not going to run the risk of getting caught or getting extremely drunk. I don't want to make the same mistakes old Subaru made.
>>9770606
I'm talking about the person most of the people think of when they see me. The me you're talking to know only came here recently. I've only gotten bits and pieces of what the old Subaru has done, and I have to say it's quite shameful. That being said, other than the fact I needed to bring you into the head political figure, I have no idea who you are, Haru.
>>9770757
I still have 27 minutes before my bedtime!
>>9770764
YEAH! That's what I'm talking about, put that anger and rage into how hard you're destroying me.
>>9770774
same
>>9770793
uh penis is in there
>>9770719
>Uso makes an overly-dramatic yelp at the blow, swooning and stumbling away, nursing her cheek with a pout.
You really would hit a defenseless little girl like me? You big bully!
>>9770748
You think you can fool me, Aikawa, but I am aware of your true intentions. Of course you'd deny the truth now that your faction is in the eyes of many.
But contrary to what you might believe, I have shocking news for you...
ERIC ISN'T A GIRL EITHER!
REIGEN ISN'T A GIRL!
MIKU'S ASS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE CONCEPT OF GENDER!
IT ISN'T BEING FEMALE THAT'S IMPORTANT
IT'S BEING
A
GAL
>>9770758
H-hey
Did you do that one for the unnamed girl that I forgot to give the source with
>>9770758
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Thank you for this masterpiece.
>>9770792
I'll kill you.
>>9770765
Hehehe...
>>9770814
I figured you wouldn't get enough members if you only accepted girls, so you started accepting guys too.
>>9770804
>((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME))
>>9770733
Anon no
>>9770799
Nah mate, the Dark Lord doesn't just reside here, he was fuckin FILMED here
Quit your mockery right now
>>9770817
Which one? There were like three people who requested unnamed girls and forgot to give me the source
>>9770760
Non, not really. Is yours to lower the IQ of every person here with your stupidity? Ah, that's why your a soldier right? Couldn't pass high school? It's ok, the world needs cannon fodder for us wealthy people and you fit the bill.
>>9770848
>shitposts externally
>>9770844
You know what I want.
I want to fuck ____
>>9770853
Real talk, have you been to the Shire?
>>9770841
Reigen has always been a Gal.
And a guy.
>>9770763
(I revealed it ages ago though. I just dont do cards anymore.)
>>9770812
>And now they are the one who are smiling with evil intent.
What are you going to do it about it? Cry?
>>9770630
Ayyyy, up top!
>Shimakaze (Male) raises her (his) hand up.
>>9770873
ing die
>>9770873
ing die
>>9770786
Go to Gals, take back Columbus, Join Pan, take Indianapolis and New York and Pittsburg. They're next to three factories and already sitting on two. They have the biggest chance if the come back is real. I've decided on on Pan, man.
NGW?
>>9770855
>If you haven't done it yet, this is the one I'm talking about. Ophis from Highschool DxD.
>>9770756
>>9770792
>Sets Anon's legs on fire
Post what you're listening to, fags.
>>9770873
ing die
>>9770889
I'll host in life 30 minutes, i gotta take a shower.
>>9770873
myself because Registeel is incompetent
>>9770876
I'm just saying that your text patterns are so predictable THAT I DONT EVEN HAVE TO GUESS ANYMORE
BARON
AHHHHHHHH
DIE
>>9770800
Oh...well, that's a bit confusing since you and the "old Subaru" are so similar! You two look the same, talk the same, act the same - sort of - but if you really don't know me, then I suppose I'll have to reintroduce myself!
I'm Haru, you already knew that! I'm also an alien, which you probably didn't know! I wasn't the best of friends with your old self, but we got along fine, so hopefully we can expand on that with the new you!
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFeoInAR8Dw
EvEry oNe LoOk aT tHIs SeX
>>9770895
Ooooh.
> Goblin gained Impressed.
> Goblin used Wicked Goblin Head Pat on Amaterasu.
I'm taking a real liking to you, you know.
>>9770872
>((...SHIT.))
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbPRX0-XaU8
>>9770917
we need this code
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_cOP8y6sWs
>>9770938
Hi, /erp/
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLStokQVtY
>>9770916
>that vid
>>9770800
....1!!
>She grabs the glass and drinks it whole. It take about 10 seconds before the slams it on the table and lets out a satisfied sigh
Hey now, you're going overboard now. Who talked about a leaf? Just some nice shorts, a light T-shirt, puts on some sunglasses and the work is done...
...
Hey now really, the only mistake old Subaru did was acting like he was hot stuff... without actually doing it you know?
It's okay to be drunk, just take it easy even if you do some.... mistake... Old Subaru really needed to chill, that's all I'm saying.
>>9770890
Hmm? Oh... Huh. okay, thanks I guess.... I'll keep that in mind.
>>9770927
Mmph, see how low my HP is now? All you need is just one more move, and you've got it. Make it last, use Thunder Wave and do whatever you want from there.
>>9770859
Incredibly short sighted and incredibly stupid. I wouldn't expect anything more from some no-nothing cocksmoker with no discernible talents of his own. No wonder your father took off. If I were in his shoes Ida took my money and ran too.
>>9770914
(Calm your autism, everything is going to be fine)
>>9770891
Ohhh. I did, but...it turned out pretty shitty, to be honest. Now that I know the source I can make it look better though. Are you ok with waiting a little longer?
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZdrzOdd8Kw
Blame Vino.
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NqIsnyTG8
A-awoo..
>>9770922
>She proudly accepts the headpats
>She then realizes setting a human's legs on fire is not her job, and summons water to put out the fire
>While splashing the goblin in the process
>And herself
>>9770901
https://youtu.be/20PET6-Hr_c
>>9770987
Use bulk up, thunder wave, iron defense and then sandstorm
>>9770874
No, I live at the tip of the North Island. From what I read, the Shire's in Waikato, which is probably like a forty minute to an hour and a half's drive where I live.
Which is a shame, because it looks ridiculously amazing.
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul-TOu6Gv7g
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA
Also, Itsukifag when
I actually legitimately just got my dick stuck in a toaster and I don't know what to do, help, my family's gonna be home in like 5 minutes
>>9770901
https://youtu.be/wIKk6bUSE3w?t=11m14s
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEx9BKI2l30
>>9771024
post proof and ill help
>>9771011
oh fuck yeah, I like that way more
>>9771003
I am. Thank you.
>>9770970
>Yea, Tigran's videos usually range from the tamest, most basic footage of him playing to...that.
>>9770987
>[REGISTEEL used Explosion!]
□□□□□□
>[A critical hit!]
>[TRICKY fainted!]
>[REGISTEEL fainted!]
>((somebody fucking kill me))
>>9771022
A man of refined tastes!
>>9771024
Plug it in and jump in the tub, it will be less embarrassing.
>>9771024
>>9770901
https://youtu.be/YFMLHCMc91c
>>9771040
It sounds like Micheal J Fox trying to do his best impression of billy joels piano man.
>>9771007
> Goblin lost Light Sweat.
> Goblin gained Cold and Wet.
Well... You certainly have some uses.
Albeit this could have gone a little better.
> Goblin used Soggy Cooked Beef.
>>9771024
Unplug toaster
Insert hands
Unstick dick
??????
Problem solved
>>9770917
MoRE sEx hErE
>>9771044
>Explosion
OwO
>>9770876
>That smile suddenly returns to her face. No, actually, it's even wider. She holds her hands up and mimes a batting motion with nothing in her hands.
Oooh, I had something else in mind...
god i wish i lived next to a theme park
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r8jlHDBMsw
>>9771024
Jerk off into it, then pull out once you're soft.
>>9771024
You'll have to replace it with a cyberdong if you want proper toaster fucking abilities.
THEY'RE HERE I HEAR THE GARAGE WTF DO I DO THERE'S NO WIKIHOW FOR THIS
>>9771024
Why was your dick in the toaster.
>>9771080
god I wish I lived in a cute prison cell
>>9770916
I think it was me at some point, so don't let it confuse you too much. As long as I'm not convinced we were arch nemesis I don't see why we can't get along.
>Subaru pats his back, giving him a side hug at the same time
Well, it's nice meeting you! You are right about knowing most of that. That governor gave me a good bit of information about you. He also mentioned Ash, but I don't really get how that would apply to you.
>Subaru kind of shrink down in his seat as she tells him the truth about past Subaru. Despite being a "new" person, he doesn't like hearing about what other people see him as
Yo-you don't say...Maybe it wouldn't hurt if I had one little drink. Nothing too powerful, alright? I don't want to blackout.
>>9771046
Mah boi
>>9771059
>its called chamber jazz bro.....
>>9771069
I always knew mr. Clean was a player
>>9770990
How could you be sooo wrong? I thought it wasn't even possible. Let's see...I'm one of the most rich families in France and I can pretty much tear you apart like a wet rag, and toss you in the garbage.
Really though, you going to keep talking? Or are you going to actually do something?
>>9771099
GO TO BED
>>9771099
You don't need a prison cell.
You need a fucking padded room.
>>9771096
lmfao
>>9771024
You'll be toasted in like 5-minutes regardless anon.
>>9770901
https://www.youtube.co>>9771024
m/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
>>9771044
it's actually not that good of a pic I'm really sorry
That's a really sexy pic you used, though. Goodnight.
>>9771103
>>9770980
I can't believe I messed this up so badly....
>>9771061
>The wolf flops down onto the Goblin's lap, now tired from all the exerted energy.
>All the burnt surroundings slowly turn into clean ground and grass
>>9771135
>What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
>>9771135
How do you do that
>>9771127
Okay kiddo.
You're French and you're not even capable of cleaning up after yourself.
>>9771114
It's called diarrhea to my ears. Bro..
>>9771074
Want me to hit you again? Maybe I will bring out the sword this time.
>>9771142
>((good night.))
>((now, where did I leave that rope?))