RWBY/RT Trash General #444: The State of This Faggotry
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Martial Arcs is the best homosexual ship.
>>9767555
Its boring
>>9767555
Trips confirm it
M E M E
>>9767792
I wonder what their respective work out routines are.
>>9767840
N E O N
>>9767865
Ren has a highly intensive and well designed routine.
Jaune does pushups.
WHICH RWBY DOES TAI LIKE MORE
>>9768258
Like in what way
>>9768300
which of his daughters does he love more
>>9768333
Neo
>>9768148
>Pregnant Raven
Today is a good day.
Fags leave
>>9767555
What's the appeal beyond them fucking?
>>9768348
you ever notice that neo is just a clone of yang but smaller
>>9768373
Anon, if you want more gay porn you can just say it
>>9768148
this is my fetish
>>9768373
Nah.
>sup DORK
>>9768373
>>9768540
Quit bullying your friends, Ruby.
>>9769158
Aside from this, you mean?
Bun
>>9768373
What color are neon pubs? Green or Orange?
>>9769586
plot twist, they're purple
>>9769586
>Rainbow pubes
>>9767792
Trips
I bet Ruby things Reggae came before Ska.
Hey, fellow Brits, go vote.
What if your waifu could only orgasm if you massaged her stomach during sex?
https://www.quora.com/Does-applying-pressure-to-a-womans-lower-abdomen-increase-her-pleasure-from-penetration
>>9771746
I would accidentally press on her bladder and cum with her warm piss running down my cock
>>9771746
I'd put my hands to work then.
>>9771746
This could be a problem with Arslan. How can one massage abs of steel?
>>9772050
Press at the base where it's soft.
>>9771746
Miles, you posting this? We know your fetish
>>9772050
>Men who have never touched another human being.
>>9772050
>Arslan
>Abs
>>9772217
Miles has a belly fetish?
>>9771746
Why do you keep posting this here?
>>9771746
Meh.
>>9772518
>Blake's design
>Yang's design
It's not impossible
>>9772518
No, it's making girls cum without using his dick, I think Burnie's wife had some Grade A reaction faces during the video too
>>9772571
Not sure if dumb or very dumb.
>>9772579
>>9772606
that's the one
>>9772404
I wasn't being serious. I do not really think that human abs are like steel.
Do you have problems detecting jokes over the internet?
>>9772869
Think really hard about what you just did.
>>9772891
Okay, I've thought about it, and I think you took my obviously unserious post seriously. Probably because you didn't realize it wasn't serious.
>>9772913
Oh my god he's still digging.
>>9772954
> misunderstands post
> doubles down when corrected
It is okay. We all misunderstand things sometimes. You just need to work on detecting when people are joking.
>>9772988
Dude calm your autism down.
>>9772988
really?
>>9773016
I am calm. I was just clarifying for you, because you misunderstood my post.
My feeling is that you thought I was indeed that naive about human muscles, but are now reluctant to let go of that assumption.
>>9773042
This must be a reference to who he's based on. I bet Joan enjoyed a cheeky baguette before she went off to war.
>>9773069
This is an obvious troll.
Or it's a greentext namefag.
>>9773093
That's not a baguette. That's a breadstick.
>>9773103
That actually makes sense. He must not be able to find a quality baguette because he's beyond the Kingdoms.
What if Deery kept asking Adam for a promotion but eventually he got tired of her nagging and cut her arm off?
>>9773046
Hot and depressing
What if your waifu wanted to go on a nudist nightwalk on a forest trail with you?
>>9773224
Fuck no, it's tick season
>>9773246
I'm pretty sure someone faps to ticks.
>>9773224
I would politely decline. That sounds awful. What if we step on something sharp?
>>9773334
I'm sure someone does, I am not them.
>>9773224
The mosquitoe bites would be a nightmare
>>9773336
shoes are allowed
>>9773361
In that case, maybe. My waifu, whoever that is, would look great naked in the moonlight!
>>9773191
But did she get that promotion
>>9773224
Yang looks a lot like Anarchy Panty
>>9773892
Yes! She went to White Fang HR over the incident, and they gave her the promotion. She now has a cushy desk job organising White Fang attacks.
>>9771683
For glorious Corbyn!
>>9773152
>Jaune why are you eating that?
>"I don't know, I have a disturbing urge to scream about how much I want to defeat the English for the freedom of France."
>What's a France?
>"I don't know, Ruby. I just don't know."
>>9773152
It's because Miles and Micheal had an augment of either Olive Garden bread sticks or Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7I6mgWmNfQ
How the fuck do you even use a violin as a weapon?
>>9772579
>>9775083
You spread subversive ideas to the people of the world via your music, each song carrying a pure message of your very will to strike against the the societal foundations of your foes
And you can hit people with it. Y'know, like a club.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVEBPS7FAf_/
Arryn is recording lines for vol 5
>>9772446
>RWBY
>Abs
>>9775834
Is he saying Velvet isn't cute?
J-Just a peek... Okay?
>>9776107
Okay but I get to shoot your weapon then.
>>9776107
Zedong pleases my dong
Best greentext.
/RWBYg/, how far have you fallen?
Why does it have to be this way?
Is the content drought really so terrible?
>>9776252
There is always further to fall. But we would never resort to THAT...
>>9776252
Yes
But it's also a week day
>>9776507
>But we would never resort to THAT...
THAT? What is THAT?
>>9776522
True, most bongos are probably out voting right about now.
penyn
>>9776559
I cannot say. I can only say that if we ever resort to THAT, then this general shall forever bear a mark of shame. Like the Arbiter.
What does Cinder's butt smell like?
>>9776642
I want to be in that ass.
>>9776640
Then we must avoid using THAT at all costs.
>>9776642
Crispy bacon
see this
what do
>>9776844
Ignore, continue getting ready for work.
>>9776844
Make her eat this.
what if ruby
>>9777175
what if weiss stepped out of your computer and fell on you and acted like it was your fault
>>9776561
Rayearth is a good game.
>>9777265
Mating press
>>9777184
>>9776649
like you want cinder to shrink you down spit on you to lube you up and then insert you inside of her ass?
>>9777424
I want to do this to Ruby minus the drugs.
>>9777265
Freak out a bit because I've apparently lost my mind then probably toss her off me.
She'd be fine, there's a bed right near the desk.
>>9777348
I fucking love Marmalade!
>You will never rub Weiss' back and kiss on her neck.
https://twitter.com/tutanoha/status/872856312236843008
>>9777495
>minus the drugs
>>9777600
All sexual relations should be consensual and healthy. Especially those with the Rube.
>>9777609
Yeah. Consensually agree to take ecstasy. Or agree to give her sleeping pills and use her while she's sleeping.
I really want to suck Sun's dick, let him fuck me, and then cum inside me.
Post yummy sun pictures with his dick out.
>I'm doing gravure now, Anon. Please don't tell my dad or Yang.
>>9777729
Sun is pure
>>9777729
>>9777832
Pure shit.
>>9777745
>You're grounded.
Would Reese like Bumblebee?
>>9777957
yeah its a pretty sweet bike
>>9777957
if you asked her she'd scream IM ALLERGIC and skate away and crash into something
I want to kick Ruby.
>>9778317
Silence Merc, you are no longer /THEONE/.
Emerald Sustrai is The One!
>>9776844
Rape
I want to know what's up with Willow.
>>9779078
>Married some guy because you love him.
>He takes your name, kinda expected because dad demanded it for the marriage anyway.
>Husband snaps and is a complete asshole.
>Have three kids and hope it sorts him out and he becomes the loving husband you though he'd be.
>Nope, he calls them his heirs.
>Worst part is, getting a divorce would lose me my family company, name and my children.
Being Willow is suffering.
>>9779078
probably resentment for papa schnees children
>>9779125
Probably more toward Jacques than the children, maybe shame in herself that she sat by and let things become the way they are
>>9779246
Who is this beauty?
>>9779358
http://labinnak.tumblr.com/post/161587137324/some-photos-of-my-rwby-ruby-rose-swimsuit-you
>>9779370
You mah niggah anon.
Do you have the Mankini Ren and Cock Sock Irondaddy?
Cinder is so stylish. The most stylish.
>>9779452
Best girl around
>>9779078
>Wine
>Not hard liquor
>>9779523
She has the whole day, no need to rush.
>>9779534
>Start your day with some wine to get you out of bed
>Grab the hard liquor so you don't have to listen to your husband and his associates
>If you really want to piss him off drink a cheap beer while he watches
>Sleeping pills and vodka to put you to sleep at the end of the day
Suffering.jpg
>>9779578
>Somewhere, Qrow feels a disturbance.
>>9779078
>Not drinking wine straight from the bottle
>>9779602
>Implying they aren't superb drinking buddies.
http://roosterteeth.com/post/51304392
Jewsterteeth at it again with Camp Camp
>>9779777
who cares you get a free link to it anyway posted here
What if Ruby said her favorite faction in Medieval 2 Total War was France
I bet sun's semen is sweet.
>>9779795
>Implying that anybody with a drinking habit aren't closer to Willow than her children.
>Qrow would take Ruby to AA meetings.
>Ruby knows her as Auntie Willow.
>Willow knows Ruby that the one Qrow has that isn't old enough to form a habit yet.
>>9779931
because Ruby forcefeeds him strawberries?
>>9779777
>Literally releases content for free online.
>Just have to wait a week longer than the people who pay money.
I don't know how old you are, but you're the reason people think millennials are entitled cunts.
>>9779777
I thought Camp Camp was discontinued.
Why change it? As long as we get more David.
>>9780059
>>9780059
>>9780059
Tag team!
>>9780087
It was announced as renewed a long time ago.
>>9780228
I have been gone, since the ending of V4.
I did not know.
>>9780228
I want sun to ream and cream my asshole!
>>9780059
>>9780059
N O U R I S H
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>>9780059
Our sponsor >>9780099
>>9780467
who nourished her?
>>9780499
I know i saw usually wait for 2 gets to upload
what if ruby asked of you thought she was dumb
>>9780505
>>9780059
>>9780635
it must be nice being in neos mouth
>>9780397
What if your waifu was so drunk that she fell asleep while you were fucking her doggystyle?
>tfw I will be forever reminded every time I take a piss that some kike mutilated me for and my parents paid hundreds of dollars for it
Goddammit
God-fucking-dammit
>>9780917
Get over it
pic unrelated i think.
>>9776247
That's not the AH one, or any of the other really good ones though.
>>9780955
Whoops I accidently dubs.
>>9780099
Sponsor
>>9780955
They seem like good sports
>>9780059
Sarge.
>>9781054
Cinder!
>>9781054
Best grill
>>9781097
This is probably the last thing some dirty T*rk ever saw
That thought makes me feel happy
>>9781054
>>9781054
>>9781054
Ruby
>>9781054
MY POST IS THE POST THAT WILL CLAIM THE DUBS!
>>9781054
>>9780059
>>9781201
Or not
>>9781143
Every time I see a picture of someone with a billowing cape I can't help but think that there has to be a running extra just outside of the edge of the picture because someone had to hold the cape up.
what if weiss asked you of you thought she was a bitch and she seemed really upset
>>9781318
lick her feet
>>9781318
She isn't a bitch but she can do an awfully good impression at times.
>>9780059
>>9781344
Weiss Vs Group of good guys.
next 44 or 55
>>9781318
She used to be a bitch but now she's just boring.
>>9781245
The most minor of setbacks.
>>9781371
>>9781431
>That's not my balls under her foot
>>9781467
wish it was my face
>>9781371
>>9781318
Sing this with slightly altered words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hXgAYku2PA
>>9781371
>>9781371
>>9781371
Penny!
>>9781703
That is a bad knockoff!
>>9781690
I bet she likes to tease guys but also enjoys being smacked around by them and having her tail and hair pulled
Noodle
>>9781728
Wha? its Penny!
Best ship
>>9781911
Hate fucks 4 lyfe.
>>9781858
And that is Reese with a new look?
>>9781522
You did it!
>>9781911
tumblr gonna win?
>>9779078
>Wearing a bathrobe
>Barefoot
>Drinking wine
Go away, Weiss. Mommy's about to play with herself.
What if Arslan accidentally drove her SUV into your garden?
>>9781967
Mating press as hard as I can. Right there in the garden.
>>9781981
I respect what you do, mating press guy, but how would you breach the SUV?
>>9781690
HEREDITARY
ABS
>>9781947
reese wishes she had a ass like pennys
>>9781967
Silently and painlessly fly up behind her and inject my eggs at the base of her spine.
>>9782020
With fucking VIGOUR!
>>9782020
No one stays in their car after crashing. I'll get her when she asks how she can pay for the damage she caused.
>>9782027
What's the strap-on her thigh for?
>>9781948
>>9782078
Probably Dust holster or something.
>>9782020
With my dick?
WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE COMFY IN THE THREAD!
>>9782092
Does Sun use dust?
>>9782020
Just put it in the exhaust pipe
>>9782129
They would have severe facial cramps from smiling like that.
>>9782194
I JUST WANT COMFY!
>>9782130
He's gotta reload eventually.
>>9782152
I want Neo in V5
>>9782130
Only nasally.
>>9782129
Ill start posting gay shit.
>>9782289
too bad you wont see her for a few volumes and when she comes back shes gonna be a emotional mess who lets her temper for dead roman get her easily beaten just like yang
fucking irony
I want to testicle swap with Sun!
>>9781371
>>9782334
I just want comfy stuff.
Gay or whatever, I don't care.
>>9782391
I want to hotdog May.
>>9782388
What does that entail?
>>9782255
Terrorists Win
>>9783000
Next 00 or 11 advances
>>9783115
>>9783115
>>9783138
>>9783134
Bad Hombre
>>9783115
>>9782597
Surgically swap one of our testicels with one another.
>>9783115
Schnee is built for sex
>>9783363
Such that I have one of his, he has one of mine, and any sexual relationship with a woman means a 50/50 chance of having the other's child.
>>9783363
That doesn't seem physically feasible.
>>9783413
Even that anon's idea is feasible with SEMBLANCES SON.
>>9783407
Worst Schnee
>>9783407
schnee that is going to die next volume
>>9783410
Why wouldn't you just completely swap so you can have beautiful golden monkey children?
>>9783519
cease
>>9783533
I will not.
>>9783443
If anything, Aura makes it even less feasible because the immune response goes probably up to eleven hundred and the nut goes necrotic in minutes.
>>9783407
it should be illegal for Mojo to make a Winter this sexy
>>9783407
I want the Schnees on their knees.
>>9783582
Why is Gesundheit so hot
>>9783407
>>9783533
Just like Winter's life signs will
Extended version from iTunes previews of V4 soundtrack:
https://soundcloud.com/user-243724565/bad-luck-charm-130-extended-preview-from-itunes/s-jUe6t
>>9783638
I SAID CEASE
Bmblb extended as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH0I_2pOa3A
Seems like Yang was thirsty af. Fitting that the writers can't write romance for shit so they do the most expected thing with the most popular ship of the whole show:
They shoehorn it at the last second with a non-canon song.
>baby can’t you see, you could be with me, we could live inside a garden of ecstasy
>You could be my queen, i could be your dream our lives like a fantasy, baby set me free
>let me be your bumblebee
So where were you when Bumblebee was confirmed?
>>9783667
Cease
Like how Winter will cease to be
what if blake said she wishes she wasn't a faunus
>>9783700
>>9783697
ask again when the song is confirmed canon
>>9783718
Reese will bare witness to Winters death.
>>9783701
That's pretty fair honestly
What is the best song and why will it TURN YOUR LIFE TO GOLD?
>>9783718
I wish I had more Reeses
>>9783582
>Winter stretching her sister's vagina
M-muh dick!
>>9783762
I would not fuck that skater girl
>>9783654
So, can anyone make out the lyrics?
>>9783801
That is your choice and I can't say I share it
>>9783801
Your loss
>>9783697
Right here on RWBYg, toasting in the best ship with my colleagues.
>>9783582
Is this the pic Funhaus accidently stumbled on?
>>9783832
> the shame in May's eye at getting REESE'd
>>9783819
SHAME
HANG MY HEAD AND COUNT TO SORROW
No idea what the lyrics inbetween here are.
STRAIN
TO SEE SOME FORTUNE IN TOMORROW
>>9783774
>Find a Schneecest fic
>It's about Weiss tonguing Winter for five minutes and then getting dicked by a dozen of men and Jacques
>Find another
>Futa Winter impregnates Weiss with no regard for the wellbeing of the offspring
WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE ACTUAL YURI SCHNEECEST
>>9783697
It was? All I understand is that Yang was in love with Blake from the start but got NTR'd by Sun.
>>9783874
Normies have bad taste and don't like things that don't involve both dicks and pussies
>>9783931
that's not it because normies love BB and WR
>>9783877
as a BB shipper, I am totally ok if Yang doesn't win the blake bowl. Just having it be a one sided thing on Yang's part is fine by me.
>>9783931
>futa is now for normies
/d/ was a mistake
>>9783947
Have you ever heard of this thing called the catdick?
>>9783947
>He doesn't know about the WR futa doujin
>>9783969
I can never get not creeped out by those proportions.
>>9783975
Most don't involve futa
>>9783874
Winter ended up having a pretty minor role in the show so most people focus on the characters who actually mattered
>>9783654
>>9783819
>>9783870
SHAME
HANG MY HEAD AND COUNT THE SORROWS
THINK
ON EVERY DAY I NEED A LIGHT
STRAIN
TO SEE SOME FORTUNE IN TOMORROW
BANE(?)
WHAT I AM TO EVERY LIFE
JUST ONE THING, TAKE MY ADVICE
IF YOU LINGER CLOSE, IT'S A HEFTY PRICE
YOU...
>>9783689
The song is good
Just found this a few minutes ago:
https://allisonbw.tumblr.com/post/152153417006/yall-motherfuckers-need-beesus
This has to be the most complete compilation of desperate posts from Bumblebee shippers. A trip into how much people can twist something to pretend they stand a chance. "Foreshadowing the relationship for four seasons means it will be canon." That's the reasoning of someone who doesn't get out much. And that's assuming the foreshadowing is on point which is also very wrong.
>>9783874
Because winter is lame
>>9783874
>Impregnates Weiss
Tell me more.
A Girl and her Toys is best ship
[spoiler]Penny x Ruby x CR[/spoiler]
I just wish there was more art and fics
>>9784043
Goddamn I'm not reading all that
>>9784144
It was recently posted on AO3, can't be arsed to check the name.
>>9783697
>we could live inside a garden of ecstasy
>ecstasy
Nyang cat confirmed
>>9784149
Lemme do a summary for you:
If you pause the episode at xx:xx then you get a freeze-frame bonus where Yang is looking at the Blake seductively. If you do the same at yy:yy you get another frame of the two apparently kissing. Do the same at...
That's basically the foreshadowing that proves Yang always had a crush on Blake.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11877374/2/The-Princess-Choker
>>9784012
I agree.
I was honestly wasn't expecting it to be that catchy.
>>9784240
Ah, usual dumb shit
>>9783000
Jaune. No
I wanna fuck Reese Clitoris