ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's your favo

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>>9761639
110.

>>9761715
I'm not a fan of you living.

>>9761813
Yes.

>>9761784
Castelia City .

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>>9761902
Oh. That's not too bad, but Charizard would still turn you into fish flakes.
>>9761784
Lumiose City.

PAR what happens if you give your pokemon a fidget spinner as a held item?

>>9762063
They get autism

>>9762063
You tell me, have you ever seen a pokemon with autism?

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Okay, so. Good news. The foodgiver isn't going to die. But he's out of commish until.... August. At least. Apparently I hit something called a jaguar and he lost a lot more blood than I thought. Sooooo... yeah. Anyone need the best dog in the world to punch some shit for them?

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>>9762152
...
>Text Sun.
>"Can we get a dog?"

>>9762152
At least two months means that there was more than mere blood loss.

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>>9762152
i have a big house. and some pokemon living there too
what do you think?

>>9762244
FUG

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>>9762152
Well.... this would be a good time to mention that I run a group dedicated to Pokémon care and rehabilitation. You are welcome to stay with me until you trainer recovers, if you so wish.

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>>9762244
>"Ok! What kinda dog?

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>>9762152
Uh, you can stay with me I guess?
>>9762271
Or my boss.
>Jack: Try the cleanup thing.
>Rolling.

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>>9762267
What?
>>9762294
...
>"A red dog. One of the Lycanthings."

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>>9762244
...Holy fug. It's. It's Holy Fug.

>>9762253
Okay, so I fucked up his ribs and a few other bones.

>>9762255
Can I eat them? And are there any lilipup? They're good with a salad.

>>9762271
Speaking of salad, whattup dude

>>9762301
Fuck me man. I'm like. Hot item apparently.

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>>9762314
>"A Lycanrock? I don't have room in my party, but I can ask Ho-Oh and Annie if they're okay with it!"

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>>9762316
Helloooo.
>>9762387
>"Yessssssss."

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>>9762316
no eating other pokemon
and well he evolved into herdier a while ago

>>9762397
post dicks

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>>9761784
Virbank is undderrated.

>>9762152
Sorry, full team

>>9762314
Question: what is your opinion on interviews and where could I book one with you?

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>>9762063
Pic related.

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>>9762316
Hello, ...Lycanroc? Do you have a name you go by?
Anyway, I have nothing going on at the moment, so I'm just posting here to pass the time.

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>>9762397
Whattup Fug. How the skyscraper dicks doin'?

>>9762402
...So you're saying I can't eat your dogs?

>>9762412
Fuckin' rip.

>>9762429
Nope. Foodgiver was like 'pokes are friends' and shit, didn't wanna give a name. You got any ideas?

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>>9762463
Ah, but your name is an important decision. It should be something you choose for yourself.
What would you like to go by?

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>>9762397
>"Um.... did you catch a Lycanroc or..."

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>>9762411
Not today.
>>9762412
Ehhhhhhhhhh, I was never a fan of Gabby and Ty. I'll think on it.
>>9762463
Besides not getting any action? Good. You being on your best behavior?
>>9762524
>The castle winds whisper
>"Nice place, dude."
>>9762543
>"No, there's a kinda cute one up for adoption."

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>>9762524
Uuuuh. Shit dude. Like. Fuckin'. Uh... You like Universal Horror? I'm goin' for Talbot. Yeah, that sounds cool. No way that's been done before.

>>9762565
I almost killed the foodgiver 'cuz I tried to buttfuck him, then a salamander made me choke on my own cock. So like. That's good behavior for me.

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>>9762463
correct
don't eat any of my pokemon please

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>>9762565
Think of it as Gabby and Ty except more radical and/or gay. Depends of the general mood.

>>9762463
If you're in Alola feel free to drop in. Haven't actually got many visits from the locals.

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>>9762565
>"I don't think Annie will mind, but he can always stay at your pillar thingy if she does!"

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>>9762618
Watch your language there! There are children here.

I would like a pokemon game that you have.

Combat in real time.

blood.


Gore.


deaths.


The possibility of killing pokemons


A super mature and dark plot.


A gym leader of the dark type


And a legendary poison-type pokemon

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>>9762618
Well, that certainly is a cool sounding name.
How have you been passingly the time, Talbot?
>>9762565
"Thank you, the staff works very hard to keep it clean. Is this Rayquaza or Tornadus?"

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>>9762618
Sounds good to me. Hey if you're gonna come crash with us you can't kill our foodgivers. Unless you wanna get shot or get your nerves ripped out.
>>9762633
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'll think on it.
>>9762646
>"Heck yes."
>>9762730
Get outta here, white knight.
>>9762740
>"I'll give you a hint, green and yellow color scheme."
>"Pff, hahaha, it's Rayquaza."

>>9762740
(*Passing the time)
(It just keeps happening)

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>>9762733
I am in favor of a grimdark pokemon game. to bad gamefreak will never into one...

feels bad man...

>>9762733
>Spray with ACME brand Edge-B-Gone

>>9762777
I think pokemon has to mature.

And besides I hate that shit of the turns fighting


Best real-time combat where you can move freely around the battlefield

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>>9762630
...Can't promise that.

>>9762633
You got food?

>>9762730
Choke on it shittyroc. What's it like having shitty defense and no attack? I wouldn't know.

>>9762740
Dude like. I just got up. Had a message on the box dude that was like "Yo foodgiver ain't dead" and I was like, "fuckin' metal".

>>9762764
I didn't kill foodgiver tho. He was being slutty. And I tried to hit that. I just like, over did it. And threw rocks at him.

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>>9762764
Why thank you my compatriot. I also think of myself as a knight.

>>9762821
What was that? coun't hear you over the sound of my speed, potty mouth.

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>>9762821
It's nice to hear that he'll recover, at the very least.
My castle is in Unova, if you wish to come stay with me.
I could also come pick you up, if you want.
>>9762764
"Well, I'm glad to hear you like my castle. Is there something you wished to discuss, or were you looking for a casual chat?"

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I'm probably going to need more pokemon for my new job. Does anyone have any suggestions for dragon types?

>>9762930
fuck off cuck its dog timr

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>>9762930
Personal favorites of mine are Salamance, Garchomp, and Sliggoo.

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>>9762821
Well
I'll just keep an eye on you
And ask those four living here to do that as well

>>9762930
What do you have so far?

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>>9762870
Great. You get to hit first. And then do fuck all damage. GG. You got me, Sir Circumference of Anushire.

>>9762929
Uhh... I'm in like. Fuckin' Alola dude. And the humans don't get that the staring means I own them. They keep throwing balls at me. Not even the glowy ones, just like, tennis ball. Stupid humans.

>>9762953
...Can I eat you?

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>>9762821
Better be on your best behavior at the least, Talbot.
>>9762870
...Yep.
>>9762929
Kinda just wanted to bug you, honestly.
>Fug pokes in through one of the windows.
Do you have a back entrance or something?
>>9762930
Anything besides those Alola dragons.

>>9762930
Jangmo-o line is nice

>>9762976
Fight me

>>9762974
(sorry fug, I skipped you)
>>9762976
...So you want the buttfucking then?

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>>9762764
No pressure.

>>9762821
Got food in non pokemon form. Seriously, don't eat any of the kids here.
Glad your trainer is not dead, though.
...
What do you mean, slutty?

>>9762930
Maybe a Kingdra?

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>>9762951
>>9762976
>>9762981
Uh, alright.
>>9762970
...Just a Charizard.

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>>9762974
no
i don't think i tasted good

>>9762821
Foodgiver's still rockin, noice.

So now that you are a free agent for the time being, what's the plan? I'm bored as shit, myself. You have any ideas on what a doggo can do to pass the time?

>all these replies to make
just gonna hide until someone claims doggo

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>>9762981
Are they tho, are they really "nice" they have a bad movepool, and no helpfull abilities. Pick a better dragon unless one is thrust upon you.

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>>9762974
....
>thinks a bit
We also have the same attack stat there, knave.
>>9762976
Yep what?

>wanted to recommend a Steel/Dragon type to pillsman
>only one is Dialga
>meanwhile all these Dragon/Flying types
(I fucking hate Gamefreak)

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>>9763019
>lounging around
>waiting

>>9763077
(Obviously we give him a full legendragon team.)

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>>9762976
Yes. There's a gate on the backside of the top floor that zekrom uses to get in and out of the castle.
>>9762974
The balls are part of a human game done with canines.
They want you to prove your hunting skills by catching the ball and bringing it back to them.
Well, I'll be in Alola in.... 30 minutes. That should be enough time to decide whether or not you want to stay with me.
>>9763039
(I gotchu famalasada)
>>9763019
>>9763092
You could go hunting. Having a stash of food ready never hurts.

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>>9763001
I tried testing him with the eye stuff. He went all beta bitch and broke eye contact.

>>9763074
Yeah but I got a better movepool. Acceleroc is stupid as fuck.
>M-muh high speed
>when you have a mood that gets +1 priority

>>9763013
>can't eat you
>can't eat your dogs
Boooooring.

>>9763019
I dunno. I threw myself up for grabs cuz I'm bored as fuck. Apparently I'm either going with the Plasma dude or Fug. Or... a power ranger. There'a power ranger.

>>9763092
...Didn't you turn into a rape lizard?

>>9763119
Shit that was easy. Fuck it, yeah, why not. You want the bites or no?

>>9763002
(Dude fuck off, no one is interested in your character.)

>>9763162
this basically

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>>9763002
Charizard is the best dragon, aside from legendaries.
Start small, get something like a Goomy.

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>>9763002
Get a dragalge. One that isn't me.

>>9763100
(Ubers or bust)
>>9763119
But hunting is boring, one Extremespeed and anything around here drops. Besides, if I go out and hunt before I need the food, there will be no prey left when my stash goes bad.
>>9763132
What's a power ranger, is that like one of those dumb people from the light boxes in Hoenn?

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>>9763203
(KEEP FORGETTING PICTURE)

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>>9763119
Y'know I'll just follow you to Alola.
>Follow fellow green thing.

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>>9763132
.....
w-watch your language! those are bad words.

>>9763226
>ignoring people

>>9763298
>being a cunt

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>>9763132
Sucks to be him.

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>>9763226
Zekrom might get a bit bitter, but I suppose that's fine.
>>9763203
Hmm.... it would be easier to suggest something if I knew what region you were in.
>>9763132
I don't have room on my neck for more marks, so as long as you choose another area I don't mind.

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>>9763317
Hell yeah, legendary party.
>I don't have room on my neck for more marks
...What about your back?

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>>9763248
Yes. That's the point.

>>9763310
Nah, no suck. Just gonna mark him and give him the red rocket.

>>9763317
...You're the only human that gets it. Lettuce Dude, why the fuck are you so based?

>>9763347
>ignoring criticism

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>>9763347
.... my lower back, yes.
>>9763351
Hmm.... because I grew up with Pokémon, perhaps.

>>9763379
>"""""criticism"""""

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>>9763351
Hey you wanna make this a three way?

>>9763398
Mmmm...
How do you feel about the delta symbol?

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>>9763351
I don't get the point. they're terrible so why use them?

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>>9763317
I've been around. Nowadays I've settled down around that lake with all the Starly and bidoof. I liked it because it was chill, but now I'm older and it's TOO CHILL.

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>>9763132
If you say so
But i can give you free food

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>>9763421
Small dog with small mind
Chooses to use vulgar words
Because he knows not

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>>9763398
So you're not like. Retarded. Fuckin' awesome.

>>9763420
...Mmmaybe?
>preemptively raise tail

>>9763421
Because it's how I fuckin' tall, fucker. Fuck.

>>9763442
But can you be the free food?

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>>9763466
See the fools tail raise
Seeking to bed Rayquaza
Oh what hubris .

>all this lewd
>zekrom sobbing in the distance

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>>9763432
Ah, Sinnoh. Maybe you need a challenge. Try Snowpoint.
>>9763420
Hmm.... it's a nice looking symbol. It looks better in color, however.
>>9763466
You didn't tell me where in Alola you were at, so I went to Hau'Oli. I should be pretty easy to find, Zekrom isn't exactly hard to see.

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>>9763351
Do you do that with everyone you meet? Because I am already engaged.
Well sort of, interspecies marriages are still not a thing.

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>>9763466
Why do you to eat me so much?

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>>9763461
Yeah i agree! using such words display how little your vocabulary is. It also sounds bad.
>>9763466
You talk badly then. you should get some lessons!

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>>9763466
Maaaybe? You're cute, you're acting like I'm giving you a choice.
Heh heh.
>>9763529
>Fug pokes the ponytail.
So you're telling me you want a tattoo? You'd look pretty nice with one, ponytail.

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Good morning! How is everybody doing?
>>9763466
Especially you, lewd puppy

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>>9763516
Whatever. I'm gonna be riding a giant dragon dick.

>>9763529
Got it bro. What's a Zekrom?

>>9763537
Nah, just the foodgiver. And this lettuce dude. Got any clue who he's supposed to be? I think he's like. Got a castle or some shit.

>>9763547
Because you look chewy.

>>9763553
You should get a TM so you stop being garbage.

>>9763555
....Nice.

>>9763567
Getting adopted and or kiddnaped.

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>>9763602
He looks like a bundle of twigs and leaves. Search instead for the big fuckoff electric dragon close by.

>>9763529
If you don't mind I'm going to pay you a visit there.
>Take Panoptes
>Teleport to Hau'oli proper

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>>9763529
Good idea mint man! Next stop Snowpoint!
>roll for travel time

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>>9763602
Well
I don't think i look like that
I'm pretty much skin and bones

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>>9763602
There are multiple
Meanings of riding rockets
Some are most harmful.

>>9763162
(I'd interact with him if I could senpai. As for you. Kys.)

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>>9763733
Why have I chosen
The path of speaking haiku
Such limits are hard

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>>9763602
That's not nice!

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>>9763647
So a faggot, got it.

>>9763717
...I can chew bones

>>9763733
Yeah, my rocket is pretty harmful.
>eyebrow wiggle

>>9763949
Neither am I.

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>>9763602
Kidnapped?

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>>9763997
So that won't stop you for wanting to eat me

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>>9763602
Cute.
I can tell you're going to be fun.
>>9763997
Hey I think our lettuce fell asleep.

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>>9763997
Oh, the pup thinks to lead
Meinshao has two words for it
Type effectiveness.

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>>9763997
why? why be mean?

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>>9764020
Yeah, but it's cool tho.

>>9764045
Nothing will.

>>9764047
Aw fuck. He was cute.

>>9764053
You spelled your own fuckin' name wrong.

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>>9764112
What if eat you instead?
Huh?

>>9764112
(skipped one)
>>9764111
I dunno. I evo'd and now I'm like. I wanna fight, fuck, food, repeat until I pass out. Shit's pretty sweet.

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>>9764112
Well you want to chill until he gets back? Where you at? Look for the green dragon.

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>Posting from downtown Hau'oli
>>9763997
Uh, yes, a bundle of sticks.

>>9764143
That's normal the first few days after evolving.

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(Sorry guys, phone died and I had to go buy a new charger. You've never known freedom until you get a 10' phone charger.)
>>9763555
You think so?
Maybe I'll get one for Catalyst.
>>9763602
A massive black dragon, picture definitely related.
>>9763647
I do mind, but it's a bit late for that, isn't it.
>>9763654
Good luck.
>>9764047
Apologies, Zekrom was complaining about lewd again.

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>>9764143
That sounds extremely irresponsible though.

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>>9764200
Sure let'ssa fuckin' go-

>>9764245
Whoops, found him. That.... that's a big dragon.

>>9764201
Faggot, got it.

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>>9764245
(Welcome to the land of the rich.)
Hell, if you get on my good side I'll make it do something cool. Fugship mark.
>>9764531
>The dragon waves, hovering somewhere between N and Zekrom.
>I think, maybe.
Yo.

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>Nerd: establish physical presence
>>9764245
Then I'll just not do a sensitive question right now. Or you can have Zekrom read my mind at his own risk.

>>9764531
Cute doggo.

>>9764549
Holy fug.

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>>9764549
Sorry Rayquaza, I don't think it'd be fair to Gladion to get a permanent Delta tattoo. Make all the temporary ones you want, but I still belong to him first and foremost.
>>9764531
Hello, Talbot.
>A wave from the lettuce and a glare from Zekrom follow. The dragon grumbles in annoyance and prods Rayquaza's side.
The grumpy black dragon is Zekrom. Are you ready to go?
>>9764588
>Said black dragon hisses at Sebastian, electric sparks jumping from his teeth. His trainer lets out an exasperated sigh.
What do you want, Sebastian.

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>>9764525
I know, and it's fuckin' awesome

>>9764549
Daaaaaaamn. You're a lot smaller in like. Pics and shit.

>>9764588
...You look like a fuckin' nerd.

>>9764684
Fuggin' rollin' dude. You uh... got some business with the dork first?

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>>9764684
Works for me.
Ow.
>Rayquaza notes the reaction to the nerd.
>Nerd aggro: +3.
>>9764588
That's me.
>>9764710
They don't use a lot for scale. Trust me.

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>>9764684
>Two things in the nerd's mind: lewd thoughts and the question up next
Is that so? Okay, what happened to Meta?
...and also to please calm down Zekrom.

>>9764710
A nerd with an arm brace, now I just need a few more Metagross related incidents to become a perfect metallic being.

>>9764748
Nice to meet you.

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>>9764710
I shouldn't have any business with him.
Go have fun with Zekrom while I see what he wants.
>As N walks off to talk to Sebastian the dragon looks down at the dog...
>>9764748
>... and then back at Rayquaza.
"You are both filthy perverts."
>>9764805
The shadow Metagross? He's with Colress.

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>>9764748
Heh. "Scale".

>>9764805
I can give you a head start on those.

>>9764877
Okay. You want me to break his legs or somethin' lemme know.

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>>9764805
Nice to meet you too. You're the radio guy?
>>9764877
Yeah, yeah, Zekky. I know your standing on sex.
You ever lighten-ing up?
>>9764905
Bad.
If you want puns I'll make puns.

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>>9764877
Should have assumed so. Thanks, enough business for today.

>>9764905
Really not feeling like going back to an hospital after a week out, not without a good reason.

>>9764958
Formerly under Catalyst, yes. Now working in setting up an independent one with less overhead.
What do you think?

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>>9764958
>He glares in response, hissing lightly.
"That pun was t-air-ible."
>>9765011
Goodbye, Sebastian.
>One last glance is given to Sebastian before N hops on Zekrom's back.
>>9764905
>He offers a hand to Talbot.
That won't be necessary. Let's go.

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>>9764958
Fuckin. Like. Do it dude.

>>9765011
...You sure?

>>9765077
Got it green green grass.
>take the humie's pa... forele... hoof.... the fuck even are those things

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>>9765011
Eh, sometimes having someone above you to help is better. Lots of the kids now don't get that.
>>9765077
>Rayquaza chuckles.
Was that on purpose? Either way you're a lot more chill than I remember.
Something happen?
>>9765120
I'll get ruff with these puns.

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>>9765077
Bye.

>>9765120
...depends, does it involve full contact and three players?
>Sneak awayva headpat before he gets on Zekrom

>>9765144
True. Depends on the leadership.
I'll probably have a better outlook after getting this running for a week or so.

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>>9765144
"No. I am just in a good mood today. The dogs found someone else to bother last night."
>>9765120
>N chuckles, pulling the dog up onto Zekrom's back.
Grass? That's new. Normally I get called a lettuce. Or a salad.
>He pats Zekrom on the side once, signaling him to take off
We should be there in 30 minutes. Watch out for the other dogs, they're very curious.

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>>9765144
You a Bad Dragon?

>>9765195
Wait what-

>>9765219
...Other dogs? Can I eat them? Are they gonna eat me?

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>>9765195
Yeah, hope you do. Don't get in any trouble.
See ya.
>>9765219
>Rayquaza follows after him, squinting a bit.
What dogs? Does N hoard the dog things?
>>9765278
A bit of one, are you a frisky beast?

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>>9765278
You're welcome any time.

>>9765289
Until later, hopefully soon.

>Nerd: wonder if he's been getting lewder ever since he hooked up

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>>9765289
"The Type: Nulls. All three of them stay a time the Castle. They are too affectionate for my taste."
>>9765278
>N chuckles heartily.
You're welcome to try and eat them, but it won't work well for you.
I doubt they'll try to eat you, but you will get licked a lot.

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>>9765289
Sometimes. You gotta hit me up when it's nocturn-al out.

>>9765334
...I'll keep that in mind.
.
>>9765357

>>9764142
(whoops, missed you earlier, sorry, I'm not used to being in reply chains this big)
Then I'll break your neck.

>>9765357
...I can live with that.

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>>9765357
Ooooooh? Too affectionate? Do tell, how does the great Zekrom of thunder like his affection?
>>9765396
>Fug stifles a laugh.
Nice. Guess I'll have to roc your world.

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>Frankie: finish with the daily routine, whip out the 'dex.
Good afternoon, everybody.
>>9765357
Sir. All's normal back here. How's your day going?

>dont know who to rp as
time to die

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>>9765357
(*all three of them stay at the castle.)
(It just keeps happening)
>>9765396
That's good, they don't give much choice in the matter.
>>9765423
>The dragon glares at Rayquaza and snarls.
"He doesn't like it being out of nowhere and accompanied by loud barking and licks."
>>9765443
I ran into Sebastian. I'm also bringing back a Lycanroc named Talbot from Alola.

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hey PAR i gave my pikachu a fidget spinner as a held item and it looks like this
what do

>>9765478
Now you're just being overly dramatic

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>>9765443
>A snout meets Frankie's back
Hello???
Yes???
Radio grunt???
>>9765478
(Random number generate who to play as?)

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>>9765396
You sound like a fun fella to be around
But don't worry i don't eat pokemon

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>>9765505
I hope Sebastian's doing alright, he was pleasant to work with. I'll be on hand to help out with Talbot as well - anything I need to be aware of?
>>9765523
>Oof
>Turn around, pat doggo
"Hey there, Anomalesia! How's it going?"
"I'm gonna man the radio a little longer, would you like to help chat with people?"

>Cue up some music
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDYxHwS0-oc

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>>9765423
Drag-in whenever you're ready ya big fuckin' zap lizard.

>>9765505
They tryin' to fight or what?

>>9765519
Replace it with a hornets, NakNaks, or those stupid fuckin' rubber bracelet things.

>>9765575
Oh. I do.

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>>9765505
>Rayquaza flicks his tongue out.
Noted. Does he like flowers?
>>9765590
Zap lizard?
Close. Sky related.
>>9765519
I think you killed it.

>>9765614
>throw deoxys plush at

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>>9765590
No, they're just very forceful in their attention. You'll see.
We're here, by the way.
>Zekrom touches down by the front entrance, turbine whirring to a stop.
This is... my Castle!
>He spreads his arms wide, gesturing to the massive building in front of them.
Let's go on in.
>>9765587
You're familiar with canine behavior, correct?
Canine etiquette is particularly important here.
>>9765614
>The gesture is returned in kind
"He wouldn't be offended by them."

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>>9765700
Got it. Don't start any staring contests I can't win, haha.
Thank you, sir.
>>9765519
Err... I think it died of concentrated loneliness... somehow...

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>>9765587
PATS!!
LOVE PATS!!!
>His tail begins wagging
Chat??
Yes!!
Like chat!!
But wanna see the new people first!!
Saw a big snake outside!!
>>9765752
>He's looked away to text, quick, lick his hair

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>Jack copies the notes from his book into another book, revising them.
>Rolling for time until he's finished, with last two numbers.

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>>9765614
Okay, big fuckin' wind lizard, whatever, same difference.

>>9765700
...Damn. Foodgiver was a fuckin' scrub. Sweet place Green Bean.
>the edgy looking dog with the bad hair awkwardly slides off of the dragon, making an ungraceful landing, hindpaws flailing until he can get all 4 legs down for balance
>his legs are visibly unsteady for a few seconds until he gets used to being back on the ground
>it looks more than a little absurd for a drooling werewolf monster with a mouth full of what are essentially armor penetrating knives made of bone that smells like someone shot up a bloodbank to be staggering about

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>>9765698
...
>Snug.
>>9765700
>Rayquaza retracts his tongue, giving a soft chuckle.
Nice. You going to go in with lettuce man?
>>9765888
Seee? Now ya got it. Geez you look like a wreck.

>Ian "I forgot the surname for a week and it's probably still wrong" Reid: wake up in a park bench, penniless
>Open the dex with the last charge it has
What are the chances I can take on the local kids here with a level 23 Shuppet and have enough cash for lunch?

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>>9765590
Yeah
I got those vibes from you
But i'm not here to judge anyone

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>>9765888
>Very large Azoth doggo: Appear.
>Sniff new doggo.
Hello??? Who are you?
New Full?

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>>9765933
"No. Anomalesia is already excited to meet the new dog, I do not wish to be jumped as well."
>His tail turbine kicks up again
"I will be on the roof if you need me, not that continuing to communicate at a distance would be difficult for either of us."
>>9765752
He will likely start staring contests by himself. Tell him you aren't interested if he does.
>>9765888
>The lettuce pauses, looking over his shoulder at the staggering canine and quirking an eyebrow.
Think you'll be alright?

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>>9765805
You're pretty good at this and a lot faster than we were when we first showed up.

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>>9765933
Dude, last bath I got was a pervy rubdown from foodgiver.

>>9766034
Okay so you're cool with me eating your dogs the-

>>9766035
>Other dog.
>Other Dog.
>Other Dog!
>OTHER DOG!
>Stare
Talbot. Lycanroc.
>SNIFF OTHER DOG

>>9766039
I'm cool.
>He is still staring at the other dog

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>>9766089
>He'd distracted quick, sniff his butt!
>At 7'07 at the shoulder it's difficult for Anomalesia to do, but he manages it eventually

>>9765951
Decent chance I'd say.

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>>9766066
>He nearly jumps out of his seat.
Fucking hell, do you just appear where you want? N-no offense but, geez. Uh, what do you mean faster?

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>>9766089
Ooh!! Am Azoth!! Full!
>Sniff new dog.
>Lick new dog.

>>9766143
Good, I'm in Slateport, I have no cash, no medicines and no food
Wish me luck

>Roll 1: fail on 1, 3

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>>9766148
>Sylvie tries to stifle a laugh
Sorry did I scare you?
I meant you got your work done much quicker.

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>>9766089
I see you've met Azoth.
.... and Anomalesia.
Would you like to just meet me inside?
I still have to figure out which room you'll be staying in.

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>>9766089
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT
You will not anyone who lives in my house
If you want to bite somoeone try biting any of regis and see what happens

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>>9766129
>Loud yipe
>OH GODS MORE OTHER DOGS
>ROLL ON BACK
>DO THE EAR THING
>FUCK YOU FUCKED UP THE EYE THING

>>9766164
...
>nervously lick other dog

>>9766257
>edgy dog is distracted
SURE. YEAH. COOL. FUCKIN. YEP.

>>9766277
....So I can eat Reggie? Who's Reggie?

>>9766199
>Fail
>Saki knocked out by a poochyena
/par/, I'm a bloody failure at everything

(If anyone wants to play the Shuppet, feel free to do so)

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>>9766237
Sorry, I'm a bit jumpy. Yeah, my pokemon mostly helped. I've been trying to refine these notes so I can maybe pass them on to someone who understands them or can write better than I.

>He shows Sylvie the book, "6th edition Pokeglot Manual" is scrawled on the first page.
>There are doodles of different emotions of different pokemon, each section is organized by pure typing and then combinations.
>Notably it's missing a significant amount of notes on Hoenn, Unovan, Kalosian and Alolan pokemon.
>There is a new section with Sylveons in it, though.

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>>9766285
Not reggie, regi
These 4 pokemon that are made of ice, rock, steel and what ever the hell regigigas is made of
I was being sarcastic dont bite them, it might hurt you

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>>9766330
Huh I didn't know understanding pokemon was a thing you could just study and learn, that's pretty cool.
>She turns her head towards the doorway and her tail starts wagging slightly
It seems we have another newcomer.

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>>9766039
Got it, sir.
>>9766436
>Frankie: show up.
"Heya, Sylvie. I'm done with radio for the day, it's evening crew's turn to run the show. What's up?"
>>9766330
"Good to see you, Jack. Settling in alright?"
>>9766285
>eyebrow: raised.
"Huh, must be the Lycanroc I was given the heads-up about."

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>>9766436
Heh, I've spent a while on this.
>>9766461
Yeah, pretty well, uh... Is that doggo okay?
>He busts out the black notebook, taking notes on the body language and sounds.

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>>9766285
Is friend sick??? Did evil robot man hurt friend with robot???
>Lick doggo friend.

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>>9766285
HELLO????
YES???
DOG???
>Sniff his stomach

>>9766511
>>9766285
>Dubfail.
>Whoops, never mind Azoth gave Talbot an excite bite.

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>>9766412
Okay. Don't bite the Reggies. Or the dogs. So I'm cool to bite you then?

>>9766461
...Hi.
>Stare

>>9766511
The wah-
>>9766530
>YIPE
>attempt counter nip
>Doesn't Azoth have addictive narco drool?
>Rolling for addiction

>>9766525
YEP SURE LET'S GO WITH THAT
>lick other other doggo

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>something blind
>flyin in your face
>guess who it is

HAI GUIZ

>Ian "maximum failure" Reidd: at pokecenter
>Mooching off that free healing and power
I have no marketable skills except behavioral research and the profs have banned me from life at working with them, I'm a failure at battling, contests only award bloody ribbons and fishing is out of the question.
If by the end of the week I haven't found a steady job I'll lift off my Shuppet cloth and give my spirit to her, it's least I can do.

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>>9766586
>shrug
you can bite but not hard
i need every piece of myself

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>>9766485
"He seems a little shaken, but otherwise fine. Pretty normal first reaction to the Fulls, in my opinion."
>>9766586
"Not doing the staring contest thing, but welcome to the castle."
>This grunt smells like Vaporeon.
>>9766618
why are you like this.

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>>9766586
>Counter nip is not very effective.
Yes? What is wrong?
>Give another smol licc.
>>9766668
Hello!!! Frankie!!!
Where did you go???
>Bork at Frankie.
>>9766485
Hello!!!!!
>Tackle new guy.

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>>9766668
because I'm tired of seeing all my clansbats being abducted and/or injured and want to make a difference

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>>9766586
DOG IS HURT??
ANOMALESIA FIX!!!
>Lick the doggos face

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>>9766668
That's a-
>>9766779
>Pinned under doggo.
>This triggers the Jack.
>He goes completely silent and curls up in a ball, shaking.

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>>9766779
"I got sidetracked, sorr-"

>>9766824
>Ohshit.jpg
"Anomalesia, get off him!"
>Attempt to calm the new guy
"Easy, man, you're safe. It's okay, deep breaths..."

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>>9766636
..So If you lost a few limbs...

>>9766668
You fucked a fish dog.

>>9766779
>return the licc
>2 off Casino Slot bites
>Worry (TM)
I'm fine.
>OTHER DOGS

>>9766823
>Doggo: Get Maximum Licc
>Become the limp rug

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>>9766988
bad doggo
i need all my limbs

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>>9766824
Friend okay?
>Go for the l-
>>9766954
Sorry!!!
>Azoth gets off the Jack.
>>9766988
>Azoth: Licc the doggo back.
Very good licks!!!
Good friend!

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>>9766954
>Anomalesia gives a confused bork at Frankie from his overtop Talbot
Anomalesia is good doggo!!
Am not on the new grunt!!
>>9766988
Hello!!
Yes!!!
New dog friend!!!
What's name???
>He shoves his nose in Talbot's face, continuing on the sniff campaign

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>>9766954
Yeah I'll be fine, s-sorry. Uh, big pokes freak me out a bit.
>Awkward_laugh.flac
>He's trying damn hard to be convincing.
>Rolling for composure.
>>9767046
Y-yeah, you're fine.

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>>9767046
"It's alright, just give the new guy some space, alright?"
>>9767053
( I fugged up OOC )
>>9766988
>Frankie: pokerface.
"Yes. And?"
>>9767099
>Dubsfail on composure.
>Frankie: stay with Jack.

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>>9767028
...You sure? You can live with just one kidney.

>>9767046
...Thanks?

>>9767053
...Talbot. Hi. You guys talk different.
>sniff the encroaching sniffer\

>>9767140
A lot.

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>>9766627
Why are you banned from working in research?
>>9766988
>You fucked a fish dog.
Pff you're a blunt one aren't you?
>>9767099
Are you okay Jack?

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>>9767140
Yes!! Space!!! No tackles!!!!
Only sniffs!!
>>9767189
>Sit down next to edge doggo.
>Lick at the neck.
Why friend here???

>>9767231
Mixed up the lab research notes with more personal writings about pokemon. Rowan was less than happy.

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>>9767189
yes i am sure
i like both of my kidneys
do i have to bring a roll of newspaper?

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>>9767140
>>9767231
I'll be fine, catch up with you in a bit.
>Rush off to the nearest bathroom and lock the door.
>Attempt to have a quiet breakdown.

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My favorite place to hang out had a little shop built there. I was hoping for a breakfast place but it's an old lady clothes and cheap jewelry store.
I'm dying for a crepe today.

>>9767299
>throw crepe at
500P please

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>>9767263
Hmm still a ban seems kinda excessive. It's not like you went and mated with the research pokemon. You didn't right?
>>9767293
>Quizzical look
Okay then.
>>9767299
Crepes are pretty easy to make, you should try doing it yourself!

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>>9767231
...
You fucked a fox. And yeah. I am.

>>9767241
>tail: do a wiggle waggle
Tried to rail foodgiver. He's in rehab now.

>>9767275
I will Rock Tomb you.

>>9767299
I'll take one of the old ladies.

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>>9767380
geez, you are quite hot headed aren't you

>>9767341
Nope. Field research is some exhausting stuff, but rewarding.

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>>9767189
Am Anomalesia!!!
Type: Full!
Battle Pokémon!!
Am not smart!!
But good at defend friends!!
>Anomalesia stiffens up at the sniffing and stares him down
>Roleplayer is gonna be slow as fuck to respond, family fun and shit

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>>9767380
Yes and you've sucked a dick recently.
>>9767403
Maybe try applying for private research in another region?

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>>9767293
>Frankie nods, and gives the guy some privacy.
>>9767189
"Yes. So?"
>Attempt pokerface
>>9767241
"Thanks, Azoth. You're pretty great."
>>9767457
>Pat fairydoggo
"And here I am, barely able to pick up on incense when it's right under my nose. Hahahah."

>>9767457
In Hoenn? There's just Devon and all they want are geologists.

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>>9767484
Well to be fair the human nose isn't that great.
>>9767543
What about other regions?

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>>9767400
Fuckin. I dunno. Sure.

>>9767441
...
>Other Doggo has become stiff
>licc

>>9767457
Yep. Shit was cash.

>>9767484
I mean like. Hard. Wow.

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>>9767543
If you're looking private, I'd go Unova. Maybe Alola or Kalos, if you can swing a ticket.

>>9767584
If I had any money to move out I could. What do you recommend?

>>9767650
>*would

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>>9767586
well
maybe the hot head needs cool down a little

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>>9767586
Hello??
Yes??
Are living here??
New grunt's Pokémon???
>Satisfied with the sniffing, Anomalesia backs off a bit and plops on the ground
Where from??

>>9767644
>Checking ticket prices
>Looking at all this shit he can't buy
Unova seems to be cheaper

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>>9767650
Maybe Catalyst in Unova has some research positions open if you're able to get there but I guess if you're high value enough you could negotiate relocation compensation or something.
>>9767586
I bet it was.

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>>9767761
Maybe no.

>>9767824
>try to get off back
>Edgy McEdgerson: nervously poke the small building sized doggo
Uh... the lettuce guy grabbed me from Alola.

>>9767972
Fuck yeah brohemian rhapsody
>raise paw for a high fiv- three

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>>9768065
Lettuce???
You mean friend N?
Love friend N!!
Friend of friend is a friend!!
>Anomalesia stares at the paw and bwarks quietly
Are you trying to pet Anomalesia???

>>9767972
That would be ideal, but, IDK if I'm that high value enough.
Going to try anyway, where do I apply?

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>>9768065
alright, but try to eat and my friend lucky will do a mirror shot in defense

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>>9768137
I'm sure they have a website with a career page.
>>9768065
>Sylvie raises her own paw and slaps the night doggo's paw
Who was the lucky guy?

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>>9768124
His name is N?
>edgy bork
...Dogs can pet dogs?

>>9768160
So you're saying you want me to eat you.

>>9768225
Uh. It was gonna be my foodgiver but then he like. Got fucked up. And the lettuce guy had a lizard show up and like. Make me choke on my own dick. Shit was still cash.

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>>9768267
so you're saying you want a klefki to mirror shot you in the face?

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>>9768267
Yes!!!
Dogs can pets dogs!!!
>The odd doggo raises a taloned foot and attempts to pet the edge dog

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>>9768267
Haha so a little self service then huh? Nice.

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>>9768293
I'm saying you'd look good on a buffet.

>>9768314
Dogs can pet dogs? DOGS CAN PET DOGS? HOOOOLY FUUUUUUUCK
>pet odd dogg

>>9768343
Didn't even realize I was that flexible tee bee ayche

>>9768225
Alright, alright.
There goes nothing
>Ian Reidd: apply to Catalyst through the site
>Experience: Two years field researcher specializing in behaviour, three years dead inside pokemart clerk
>Can not provide own methods to relocate

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>>9768384
Good luck!
>>9768383
I figure most canids are, I know I am at least.

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>>9768383
PETS!!!
PETS!!!
PETSPETSPETS!!!
>The odd doggo barks and whines excitedly, tail wagging hard enough to work as a fan. He runs his shaky claws through the thick mane
PETSPETSPETSPETS

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>Stop freaking out enough to equip dex.
>Post.
>Hope hands aren't too shaky.
Hey pPAR, what's a good way to get over being mentally fucked up? I'm ppretty sure I'm going to get fired from my job because "lol anxiety" what do

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>>9768383
What if you don't eat me and i pet you?

>>9768614
Find something nice and fluffy to hug that always makes me feel better.

>>9768614
Find a psych 'mon who specializes in that sort of thing?

>>9768655
My Charizard helps with that.
>>9768744
Psychic? I don't know how many psychic mons I cna find. I'm pretty shit at this thing.

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>>9768614
I typically hide away in my bed for a while or talk to Zekrom when my anxiety acts up.
>>9768821
Many someone else's psychic Pokémon can assist you.

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>>9768435
Shit. Nice.
>hi paw again

>>9768588
Oh god what the fuck is even happening
>pet more and faster
>nuzzle into those claw scratches

>>9768632
What if you pet me and I bite you?

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>>9768854
Only if i don't get any part of me ripped off and it isn't a bite that is meant to hurt
basically no injuries okay?

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>>9768849
>I typically hide away in my bed for a while
Done that for a while. Maybe I need to do something else.

>RESOLVE: kind of gained.
>ANXIETY: not beaten.
>Walk out of the bathroom and head out of the castle.
>Go try some training.
>Rolling for success.

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>>9768854
Peeeeets!!
PETSPETSPETS!
>Anomalesia tips over and falls onto his back with a loud thud, still trying to scratch the mane,

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>>9768926
...What about only injuries and nothing else?

>>9769094
What the fuck is even happening
>hop on the giant doggo tum
>belly rub the heuge borker

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>>9769175
no
i want to be able to work the other day

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>>9769057
>7.
>Never mind.
>Sit by tree, snug not-dragon and take notes on wild pokemon communication.

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>>9767341
>>9767333
>>9767380
Goodnight, /par/

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>>9769175
Pets!!
Pets are happening!!
>His tongue rolls out, Anomalesia panting and kicking his leg