HG Thread
>>9755239
Nice city, faglord. More like shitty amirite
Don't even bother replying to me, I'm off to bed.
THE
>game doesn't have you hunt skeletons
Good game!
>>9755195
If this is how you feel, then please tell me if it would be worth it. Do you think people will like me after this...?
>>9755282
BEST
i wish i could hunt skeletons
I wish I could hunt Len
And then maybe eat her face
>>9755319
That's pretty racist, but it won't be if you kill them all.
>>9755343
my feet hurt
>>9755296
>>9755267
Well, it could help you meet people, but as for liking you well.. You being yourself should do that.
Are skeletons people?
you are right
>>9755357
Are people skeletons
>nut to Kanna
I feel no shame
>Kaminuh
>>9755319
>>9755362
You'd die trying, idiot. Don't bother.
>>9755335
I find myself aligning with this post's message
>>9755357
>>9755366
We're better than that. Free from the shackles of flesh and the nonstop, incessant whinging of the brain, we are................skeletons
>>9755354
If you say so. I don't think people want to see who I really am.
Please give me 24 people. I'll make sure to make it as entertaining for you. Don't blame me if I don't make it fun.
>>9755274
>Yharnam is pure bliss dude get that opinion outta here and have a good fucking rest
>>9755289
>why do skeletons need to be hunted, they're not doing anything besides being boneheads, no threat to the city like beasts
>I'm dying goodnight folks
>>9755412
Gascoigne
>>9755412
Specter Knight
>>9755412
Minako
>>9755412
Reimu Hakurei
>>9755412
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>9755412
Paru the shitter
>>9755412
Kaito
>>9755412
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>9755412
Craig
>>9755428
He's you right you know
>>9755412
Seiga Kaku
>>9755412
Ridley
but i'd get 5 dollars so that means i wouldn't die trying
>>9755412
Len
>>9755412
Rika
>>9755412
Kaede Akamatsu
>>9755412
BONEWHEELS THE SKELETON
>>9755412
Mikun
>>9755412
Junpei Iori
>>9755412
Ririchiyo
>>9755412
Drake Bell
>>9755412
Zeri
>>9755412
Skeleton slayer Glenn
>>9755412
Kaede Nagase
>>9755412
Sugar Heart
>>9755412
Ash Crimson
>>9755453
What are you not getting about this 5 dollars thing? Whoever kills YOU, and YOU only, gets 5 dollars. I don't understand how you can be so thick
>>9755479
Ban him
>>9755443
Play RS2 with me Parshit.
>>9755412
Even so.. Even if you're a bad person or something, there will always be someone who will like you.
>>9755412
Uriko
>>9755412
Karen AraraZzzzzZzz
>>9755496
Okay.
>>9755412
Lurking porn
>>9755412
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9755493
Your ban will not stop an Acacia dragoon!
but i want 5 dollars
i should get 5 dollars
if i kill skeletons i'll get 5 dollars
nice
>>9755412
Hachikuji Mayoi
Please check it.
>>9755545
My patience wears thin. Begin.
>>9755545
Let's go!
>>9755526
Didn't someone promise you gold as well for killing skeletons? At this rate you could fund a crusade against them.
>>9755545
Swap please.
>>9755445
>>9755500
>>9755545
ugh, can't believe I'm still awake. Alright, I'm ready.
>>9755517
Acacia dragoon?
>chuckle
More like...
>snigger
shit
>>9755526
You want 5 dollars
You will not get 5 dollars
Nobodies giving you 5 dollars if you kill skeletons. Only thing you'll get is a bone-knuckle beatdown
>>9755545
I checked it and it's looking pretty good
>>9755545
May the best win!
>>9755545
Looking good to me.
>>9755545
It all looks fine Ryoma!
>>9755497
Maybe for you, but that's not the case for everyone here. If a murderer comes into this place I doubt people would want to surround themselves around them.
All the swaps are made. Starting soon.
>>9755559
I can't believe you're still alive.
>>9755545
Let's get this over with.
>>9755560
Maybe I'll join her fight against you.
>>9755545
Extend roster or I'll shitpost
but anonymous told me that i'd get at least 5 dollars whenever i kill a skeleton so that means i can and will get it
and a skeleton can't give a beating if it's already dead
>>9755557
Thanks Kaito-kun.
>>9755545
I think we're off to a great start.
>>9755587
Well that may change in a minute...
>>9755600
A skeleton might not beat you, but young fleshbag you should that we will most definitely...
Bone you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Here's the bloodbath. Not much blood around this time.
>>9755599
I guess you're going to have to shitpost. Sorry.
>>9755620
>Specter Knight looks up and down the young girl before zeroing in on her bag.
You will not need many of those. Your time will come soon enough, child.
>>9755595
Some faceless nerd isn't going to take down me, I can assure you. Especially when his company is a dumb kid, a dumb kid who'll get fricking floored if she tries anything. Seriously, you're a bad person. You're taking a kid into a fight she'll lose. Reevaluate your life, man.
>>9755600
I'll give you 10 dollars to apologise and go away forever you little shit
>>9755618
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Way to tickle my funny bone, man! You're good.
>>9755620
Say cheese...and DIE! That's not a threat or anything, that's just a reference to Goosebumps book "Say Cheese and Die."
but if you're already dead you can't do that either
>>9755620
He is pretty weird looking I guess.
You're a bag of bones. You shouldn't be that picky.
Kaede-san, how did you manage to break up a fight between a boy and a dragon?
Specter Knight, thank you. Come for me after this.
>>9755585
Well..
>Kaito sighs and rubs his own arm awkwardly.
Everyone here is a murderer in a sense, so there shouldn't be a problem for someone who is..
>>9755606
You're very welcome, good luck.
>>9755620
Hmm, this place seems nice
>Kaede looks around as she rides past several small buildings
but I feel like there's something weird going on around here...
but there's nothing to apologize for
in fact you should apologize to me for being so rude lately and not giving me my 5 dollars
>>9755645
I could fight in her place. Only I would be at risk then.
>>9755620
Fuck off already I just want to stay inside.
>>9755652
Good, I did not want to be in this shitty thing anyway.
>>9755652
You'll never take me alive, coppers!
>>9755645
Ah yes, sophisticated humor for boney fellows such as you and me.
>>9755648
WE ARE UNDEAD YOU FOOL! Your cursed fleshed will be ripped from your pure bones after we-
>>9755620
MASTER AINZ NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>9755652
Now where'd I hide my suuuuper secret stash of candy again?
>>9755652
>>9755671
That's the idea, actually
>>9755652
If she'd just keep still...
>>9755652
It's not that hard, here...
>She breaks the apple in half easily, probably loosened up by them trying so much, and hands them both a half
>>9755656
What looks like corncake?
Other Kaede, that's impressive. I guess you're not just dressing up as a ninja for fun.
It's a dragon, so it should be able to handle a little bunny rabbit.
>>9755652
>>9755668
>Specter Knight barely flinches and reacts by swinging his scythe in one swift motion, chopping Parsee's head clean off. It lands behind her on the ground, rolling to a stop. Her body meanwhile collapses to its knees before falling over prone on the ground, the neck stump gushing blood.
>>9755688
I knew I shouldn't have tried to spook the skeleton
>>9755688
>Specter Knight merely just floats in front of Reimu.
And what have you accomplished?
>>9755688
I can't sleep either... so why don't we stay up together?
>She sits up and yawns tiredly, but is commited to staying up with the other girl
>>9755686
I-I'm a little confused.. But corn cake..?
>>9755688
There you go, you guys don't use a lot of jars do you?
>>9755652
Why, because I don't have flesh I'm not allowed to choose a nice spot to sit? That's wrong. You're wrong.
>>9755662
Honestly this feud started so far back that I can't quite remember what started it, but I do remember you being the instigator of it. So, no. I won't be giving you anything until you apologise. Sheesh, I even let you into my games...
>>9755667
If you're so eager to get curb stomped just show me your face. No need to draw this out any longer than it has to, let's just do this right here right now.
>>9755672
You and me, we're gonna make it in this flesh-obsessed society. I can feel it in my bones. Even though everyone's against us, we'll make it.
>>9755688
>>9755698
And yet you tried to anyways. I don't know whether to think of you as courageous or an idiot. I think a mixture of both will do.
>>9755685
Gee thanks, it's not that I couldn't break it, it's just that I didn't want to dirty my hands...
>>9755688
That rodent of yours will be terminated in less than seconds, you'll be thanking me later.
>>9755656
Those are people murdering people because they have to.
The people I'm talking about murderers knowing full well they won't come back. Admit it Kaito-chan, you wouldn't befriend someone that wants to murder people.
>>9755719
your face.
>puts a bucket over your head and kicks you down a flight of stairs
Mind sharing why you're doing this, Junpei?
>>9755722
As you wish, you pathetic excuse for a monster.
>>9755722
Both works
>>9755756
Because this place makes you do fucked up things, dude
>>9755756
Ah, finally a place to relax, maybe a quick nap.
>>9755756
Listen, lady, I exterminated that rodent for you now leave me alone!
>>9755756
Oh! Hello there mister~! Are you lost in the forest too?
>>9755726
Uh-huh... I'll just take that as your way of saying thanks
>>9755756
Heheh, Where you're from sounds super weird, but kinda funny!
>She covers her mouth as she laughs
that isn't a big deal since i let skeletons into my game whenever i feel like playing
and i'm not apologizing until you apologize first
>>9755756
>Specter Knight gazes into off into the horizon, contemplating...something, the sun glinting off his armor. Suddenly, he's alerted to the presence of the skeleton below him. He glances down at him.
You. Why have you followed me here? I don't need any of my minions. Return to the Lich Yard, promptly.
>>9755728
Even still, they're people and people don't deserve to be alone because they've done terrible things.. I mean.. Even in hell there are other tormented souls with you, right?
>>9755737
Hu-
>Kaito stumbles down the stairs, the bucket on his head banging against the walls and the steps as he falls.
Specter Knight...You're too good at this. It's as if this is your job.
Same with you, Skeleton Wheel. You don't even have hands to do that with.
>>9755790
Kill yourself.
>>9755776
>>9755818
DON'T LOOK UP FLESHBAG!
>An arrow with a giant spikewheel for a head flies down on Reimu.
>>9755818
Never trust a skeleton, ever!
>>9755790
Not like I ever asked for help in the first place.
>>9755818
>Scythe swing after scythe swing causes a massacre of rabbits, squirrels, and other small animals as Specter Knight finishes up the spell, blood spraying everywhere around the magic circle.
>Elsewhere, the aforementioned event happens to Ash.
>>9755793
>>9755756
Minion? I'm not your minion, I don't even know who you are. I came here to throw rocks at people.
>Craig then grabs a rock from the ground and hurls it at Spectre Knight.
>>9755769
>Craig scratches the back of his skull, a concerned look growing on his faceless face.
Oh. Can you go back to being faceless?
>>9755775
Well either way you shouldn't have done that, because now that I have you subdued here I'm gonna make you eat worms.
>The skeleton plucks a worm from the soil. The worm wriggles madly as its pinched between his boney fingers.
Bon appetite!
>>9755791
That's not how it works. You started it so you have to end it, otherwise this will go on forever. Make things right, I bet there's some sort of non-rudeness buried inside of you somewhere...
>>9755813
Can you consider them people? People that take your right to live away...they're animals. People that are deprived of what makes them human. Those kinds of people don't really deserve the kindness of a human being, but then again, you're a man that loves everything no matter what. I wouldn't be surprised if you tried befriending someone that's worse than dirt.
>>9755818
I guess I can leave a little for you guys...
>Sets down a few fruits for the girl and drags a slab of meat for the big purple dragon
>>9755828
>no u
>>9755839
Well, it just seemed like you two needed help, so I helped! By the way... you're welcome
Skeleton on skeleton action. It's kind of depressing.
what a cunt
he should apologize to that skeleton too
*sleeps*
>>9755869
Oh good the skeleton are fighting each other.
>>9755850
>Specter Knight deflects the rock with his scythe. It falls and clatters to the ground below the branch.
>He then slides off the branch and hovers down, stopping a foot off the ground and a few feet in front of the skeleton.
And why should I not turn you into a pile of dust for that?
>>9755869
>Specter Knight, astonished at Zeri's unprecedented strength, quickly retreats back into the darkened foliage before any major damage can occur to him.
>>9755813
>The bucket is stuck to your head
>as you fall down the stairs it leads you to a huge corporate throne room with a ceo in power armor looking down at you.
What goes around, comes around. The dragon is looking out your people, unlike you.
>>9755888
They're getting what they deserve.
>>9755869
I...I can't do iiiit! I can't kill this little rabbit, it's so cute!
>Kaede sniffles and tears starts forming in her eyes as she holds the knife over the little cute bunny
>>9755895
H-hold still! I almost got this apple!
>Kaede stretches her arm as far as it goes trying to get the fruit
>>9755862
It doesn't matter what it looks like, you should learn to mind your business.
>>9755850
You do realize I can just Agidyne you into a pile of, well, bones. Right?
>>9755895
Well, it's not baseball, that's for damn sure
>>9755869
>>9755850
Greetings brother! Have you come to hear another one of my-
YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE FLESHBAGS!? YOU TRAITOR, I THOUGHT WE HAD A BOND, A SINGLE FEMUR TO CONNECT US AS OF WE WERE BROTHE-
>The skeleton collapses into pieces as the fleshbags finish him off
>>9755869
I've strayed far from the righteous path. The road to hell is paved with good intentions...and bones. Bones that had good intentions in them.
>>9755884
YEAH WE-
god damn it she fell asleep
god i hate children
>>9755888
Tch. Shut up, you're dead. You don't get to say words.
>>9755895
This had never occurred. There is no way some mistake like that could ever occur. I don't appreciate this lie. Rectify it immediately.
/b/ CHIE WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?????????????????
I'm sure someone will eventually join you, Kaede-san.
>>9755895
they're finally gone, good riddance.
>>9755909
You're dead too! Actually you were dead before you even entered the game.
I miss OG Chie.
>>9755869
>Len
>him
/b/ CHIE WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?????????????????
>>>/pol/128839859
where were you when OSRS died?
>>9755895
>>9755904
We're playing a game of.... a game of... we're just playing!?
>>9755851
Well.. I like to consider myself a person, but even if I'm not, even if they're not, it doesn't mean they should be stripped of the most important thing to people, interaction with others.
>>9755891
>Kaito briefly wonders what the CEO is doing on a lower floor then begins trying to pry the bucket off of his head.
>>9755869
>>9755901
That's why we should have hunted a boar or something
>>9755919
Eh, screw it, we're not trying to murder each other right now, so why not
I didn't expect those two people to die. I'm a little sad now. I thought doing this would've had a nice outcome.
>>9755921
They may be gone, but they're not dead. You can't kill skeletons. They only get stronger.
>>9755895
How kind of someone to leave me a toothpick just laying around here, don't mind if I do.
>>9755938
This is a bucket.
>He fires a beam of electricity at the bucket making it dissappear along with your hair the ceo walks off and turns off the lights as he leaves you alone in the villainous lair.
>>9755903
No need to be rude Miss... It never hurts to admit you needed help
>>9755919
Man... this sucks, I wish Saihara-kun was here...
>Sighs sadly
>>9755940
B-but Boars are super strong... they could kill us... and also they smell bad...
>>9755943
I guess I'm not too good at driving at go-karts...
>Rubs the back of her now bandaged head
>>9755850
What's wrong? I thought you wanted to see my face.
>>9755938
That's where you're wrong. If you let them around others, they will most likely want to kill more and more.
But you're right, you really are like a person. More than some of the people here. Those people that programmed you really knew what they were doing.
>>9755889
Because you'd been degrading the quality of the environment, impacting future generations negatively and also possibly contributing to global warming? Also...I might not be worth the effort. One or the other, you can choose.
>>9755895
Oh fuck, blunt damage! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO
>>9755904
I dunno what that is. Is steel resistant to it? Because strange as it may sound I can turn my bones into steel.
>>9755906
I'm going tibia honest with you: I don't why I did it. It's the arena friend, it makes me do terrible things! Not the murder things because I like that, but the murder of fellow skeleton brethren things! I'M SORRY!
I'll take "words that brats don't say" for 100, Jim.
>>9755921
I wasn't dead at the time I was dissing you, alright? And I'm not fully dead either, I'm undead. There's a very large difference.
>>9755960
Yeah I did, but I didn't realise how ugly you'd be. Seriously I'd throw up if I could. Eugh. I'd also stick my tongue out in a mocking way and say "ewwwwwwwwww"
You could have dodged it, Junpei. You should be fast enough.
>>9755943
>>9755955
I've fought a lot tougher than boars, miss. And maybe that was a bad idea to race karts. This isn't like a kart racer where you're pulled back onto the track by a little dude on a cloud
>>9755966
Steel is not fireproof, that I know of. Well, at least if the fire's hot enough it's not. And how can you manage that? Last time I checked calcium isn't a part of steel
>>9755943
A little purification goes a long way.
>>9755966
You're also untrustworthy!
>>9755955
Miss? I figured everyone would have figured by now, but you must be new here so thay might explain your ignorance.
/b/ CHIE WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?????????????????
>>9755953
>The now bald Kaito sits alone in the dark room.
Good thing it's almost time for sleep.
>>9755962
But.. Isn't that what prison does? Take a bunch of people of who may of committed murder and put them together..
>>9755985
I knew I'd botch it right at the end somehow
>>9755985
Just removing the competition, don't mind me of course.
They keep on dying. The good ones, that is.
We have three left. Go ahead and place your bets.
>>9755989
And you plan to do that with a gun? I guess it's fine if you destroy their skull, but that seems a bit silly, don't you think?
>>9755972
Just as I thought. You're nothing more than a pathetic excuse for a monster. Can you even do anything besides bore me to death?
>>9755985
There's no way out of the stinkin' woods is th-- oh hey, it's you again! Do you want to play ball some more?
>>9755966
You're talking nonsense. Back to the grave with you.
>Specter Knight hurls a Bounding Soul right at the skeleton.
>>9756008
Another day at the playground, oh hey someone forgot to take out the trash.
>>9756008
Of course it is, but you never know...
And now there's only two...
>>9756033
Purple dragon thing wins.
>>9756015
There's no need to be jealous.
>>9756033
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbHrdNI7yiY
>>9755987
It's a bit of a story that. One day I asked for a new superpower to help kill people with and then the Skeleton God descended down from the Heavens and bestowed me with the power to turn into steel. So yeah, when you're talking to me you're talking to somebody with a God on their side, keep that in mind.
>>9755989
I don't recall you ever placing your trust into me. What the heck are you talking about? I really hope you aren't being racist right now.
>>9756012
I also don't recall getting into the entertainment industry! What is with you people and your lofty expectations and mistaken assumptions of skeletons? I don't have to entertain you moron. Hopefully you actually do die of boredom because you and ribbing me the wrong way
>>9756018
I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T SEE HOW ADVOCATING FOR ENVIRONMENTAL SUSTAINABILITY IS NONSE-
>The skeleton is struck by the bounding soul and collapses into a pile of bones. His skull is still intact though.
You've just made my murder list buddy. I'm putting you up right near the top.
And so the story ends.
>>9756030
I guess I wouldn't. I didn't think skeletons were a thing until now. It must really surprise a shrine maiden like you to see them up and talking.
Congratulations.
>Ryoma gives the dragon one of the cigarettes
You did well.
>>9755987
Heh... I guess so...
>Rubs the back of her head and lets out a little "ow..."
>>9755993
W-wait... you're one of those guys that looks like a girl? You can't really blame me, you look really... girlish, No offense! You're perfectly manish!... and stuff!
>>9756015
I-I don't think that's true...
>Taps chin
Then again...
And here are the placements.
Thanks. Hopefully, it wasn't too bad.
>>9756052
Talk about getting boned. Thanks for hosting and thanks for playing.
>>9756051
Sorry to dissapoint you, but you'll turn to dust long before I die of boredom. Or I could just shoot you with a bullet to put you out of my misery!
>>9756060
The best won. GG.
Kys, host.
>>9756068
>thanks for hosting
>>9756060
>>9756068
Looks like the jinxing gods have nothing on me. Oh and thanks for the fun!
>>9756051
There's a skeleton god? Weird
>>9756060
Congrats dude, and thanks for hosting
>>9756063
It wasn't too painful of a death, was it? I'd feel kinda terrible if my stupid idea hurt you a lot
>>9756052
>>9756060
Congratulations.
>>9756052
>>9756068
Eh, not really, seems I'm always stuck dealing with this stuff. Oh well, Splendid game, thank you very much for hosting, time for a very long nap...
>>9756051
I'm not Racis-oh forget it, I'm arguing with bones, I'm heading to bed.
>>9756068
Thanks for hosting!
>>9756068
Talk about frustrating. Congrats anyhow. Thanks for this.
>>9756051
>Specter Knight wordlessly floats over and grabs the skeleton's skull.
>He focuses his power and absorbs part of the life of the skeleton to heal any damage he took during the battle with Zeri.
>After he's fully healed, he drops the skull again on the ground. It lands among the other bones with a loud clatter.
>>9756060
You merely survived the longest. That will be rectified soon.
>>9756068
My appreciation for this entertainment.
>>9756080
Wow boss I'm impressed. You didn't die for the millionth time.
>>9756071
>>9756078
>>9756086
>>9756090
>>9756091
Thank you all for the kind words. Anything for you people.
>>9756077
Maybe I will after this. Who knows?
>>9756080
Don't eat it too fast. The cigarette will give you a tummy ache.
>>9756088
Good night. Don't oversleep. You'll get a bad headache.
>>9756068
Thanks Ryoma, it was fun until that Go-kart part!
>>9756086
I hit my head pretty hard, so I think I "died" instantly, though my head hurts a bit, S-so don't feel bad Sir~
>>9756100
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Go conduct some more science or somethin'
>>9756063
I look girlish, but am perfectly manish? Make up your mind will you? Not that I care about anyone's irrelevant opinion on how I look, I'm happy with myself.
http://poal.me/tfc558
>>9756099
My appreciation for entering.
>>9756124
Stick to playing instruments, Kaede-san. You'll make more people happy that way.
>>9756076
>The skeleton whips out his own gun that he had concealed within his chest and levels it at the man's head.
Are you immune to bullets?
>>9756086
Yeah, he's a big fan of wheel of fortune. And also murder. If you don't mind me asking, are you immune to bullets?
>>9756088
It doesn't help your position when you dismiss me as "bones." Would you mind if I were to help put you to sleep?
>>9756099
What the heck have you just done to my SKELETON MAGIC? I can't use my skeleton antics to reassemble myself!
>The skull rolls over to a random bone and grabs hold of it with its mouth, then spits it out at Spectre Knight.
Use that bone to go frick yourself. I'll be back! I'LL BE BACK, AND STRONGER THAN EVER! Somehow...
>>9756124
Well, at least the death wasn't painful. Sorry for the unintentional headache, though. And no offense, but you don't quite seem like the type to get into a rumble, is there a reason you're here other than the games?
>>9756150
Well, not immune, but bullet wounds heal pretty quickly on me for reasons I'd rather not go into
>>9756160
Hm. Even when the bullets are applied to the forehead?
>>9756129
T-that's good! You should be perfectly happy with how you look and stuff!
>She chuckles nervously, hoping this person doesn't beat her up
>>9756148
H-hey, are you saying I can't do any of this? I handle this place just fine!... Unless I do something dumb....
>>9756160
Hmm... Well the guy hosting this thing is a friend of mine, I thought I might be able to win it, buuuut... Y'know...
>>9756170
Reminder that the Brain owns you
>>9756150
>The bone lands harmlessly a few inches in front of the skull. Specter Knight bends down, picks it up and examines it for a few moments.
You've got enough of these.
>With that line, Specter Knight crushes the bone with his hand, the two end pieces falling to the ground. He opens his hand, and the remaining bone dust cascades downwards before getting carried away by the breeze.
>>9756170
Let's not test that and say we didn't
>>9756184
It happens a lot around here, trust me. I've lost more games than I can count. If you keep trying, you'll win eventually, even people with terrible luck streaks like me have won them
>>9756150
Why don't you see for yourself.
>>9756184
>Sensing her nervousness, Ash leans in and emits a flame from his index finger
Something the matter?
>stabs you with a Zanbatō
>>9756184
I'm not saying that, I'm saying you shouldn't be behind the wheel. You should hire someone to do that for you. Can't damage those magical hands of yours, now can you?
>>9756188
Not when you're brain damaged it does.
>>9756196
>The breeze carries the bone dust through Craig's eye sockets, filling up his skull with his own dust.
That's it. This went too far.
>His skull rolls backwards and bumps up against the heap of bones that once made up his ribcage. Buried underneath this heap is...a gun!
You ever come across a gun before? It's more powerful than any magic you've ever faced, medieviliot. that's supposed to be a mix between medieval and idiot by the way
>>9756205
But I really want to. C'mon, it'll be fun!
>>9756217
>The skeleton unleashes a barrage of gunfire upon him, his bony finger rapidly pulling on the trigger.
>>9756232
Piercing damage is ineffective.
>>9756205
>Kaede smiles at the man brightly
Yeah, I figured that would be the case, just have to tough it out! Ow...
>She rubs the back of her head
>>9756220
Ahh... Nothing! W-wait is that fire coming out of your finger?
>She leans back even more nervously, wondering if this guy was going to kill her
>>9756243
Oh... I guess you're right, but you don't need to worry about me, I can take care of myself! B-but thank you...
>>9756252
That's why we employ you skeletons to be our protective slaves!
>>9756252
...And just how do you think you're going to use that when you're entirely unable to put yourself back together?
>>9756252
No it won't. I've been shot before dude, not fun. Not fun at all
>>9756267
Right! Even people who aren't the best fighters can win around here, too. Just gotta keep going at it until you win
>tfw nobody will ever shout "just fuck already" at your RP interractions again
>>9756267
If you insist. Someone as nice and talented as you shouldn't have to risk themselves for the sake of everyone around them.
>>9756290
You're asking to get hit, anon.
>>9756267
Relax...
>Ash leans back and blows out the flame
I know what you're thinking, and you shouldn't worry, you're not bothersome or boring enough for me to waste a spark on. So what's your name mademoiselle?
>>9756305
>tfw you'll never, ever be able to experience sexual tension between your ava and someone else again
>>9756272
And it's the worst job in the entire fricking world. Why is it that, like, 80% of the brain population are always crybabies that worry about everything? Brains are the reason I don't think we get enough respect, nobody else has to put up with their shit as long as we do. It's why I get especially angry at brats like Len or that ignorant knight. Makes me shake my head
>>9756286
...yeah, good point. Well there's always next time. When I see you again I'll just shoot you on the spot.
>The skeleton rolls up to his feet, then looks up at his visor.
Okay kill me now, I'm bored. Can't shoot anyone...yeah, no point living. Just kill me so I can respawn and start shooting people again.
>>9756303
Yeah, I guess you're right. Hot lead going through your body an-
>The skeleton suddenly stops talking to pull out a gun on Junpei and start firing at him, hoping to catch him by surprise.
>>9756337
Hmm...
No.
>Specter Knight levitates away, not even turning back to look at the pitiful pile of bones.
>>9756252
>the bullets tear through Alucards head and upper torso with ease. Blood and chunks of flesh splattered around his lifeless corpse.
>>9756337
Hey! Dont shake it too much or you'll give us a concussion!
>>9756337
>fucking dies
>respawns because Arena
>>9756184
nice girl
>>9756380
awawa no
>Locks up
Should i host?
>>9756345
Hmmm. Well this was an extremely unpredictable course of action.
>The skull gazes out across the land, quietly humming to itself.
How the heck am I gonna kill myself?
>>9756347
>The skeleton stops firing only when the gun has ran out of ammunition. When that happens, he reloads and starts firing at the corpse again.
I ain't buying this.
>>9756351
THIS IS WHAT I'M FRICKING TALKING ABOUT! FOR FRICK'S SAKE!
>>9756356
Hell yeah, another murder! And it was really easy too. Man I love killing things. I know that sounds edgy but I mean it in an innocent way
>>9756387
Only if you admit Snail Down is better than burd up
>Good night, HG. Have a great day tomorrow.
>>9756290
E-eh?! Ryoma and I are just friends!
>>9756303
Yeah! Keep hitting your head against that brick wall until it falls over... or find another way around it!
>>9756311
I appreciate your concern Ryoma, I'll make sure to keep my hands extra safe, and my head from now on, but only if you promise to stay safe too!
>>9756318
M-My name? My name Is Kaede Akamatsu... N-Nice to meet you Missssss....ter?
>She holds out her hand to shake his hand
>>9756380
Um... T-thanks? I guess I'm nice...
>>9756396
>monokuma
I-I knew it!...
>>9756384
>kills self
>respawns outside of the lockage because Arena
>>9756321
>ywn meet another ava that you will be compatible with again, if one appears they'll go for their other buddies instead although you try your best
>>9756387
Sure thing. I'll be here for it.
>>9756395
Sleep tight.
>>9756396
I can't promise that. Unlike you, I have no reason to stay safe. You have to go on and make music that'll make Mozart envious. I just have to keep living until my time's up. I've got nothing.
>>9756391
Like I said, getting shot isn't fun. Don't do that again
>>9756396
It usually takes a lot of tries to knock it over, if I'm gonna be honest about it. But wins always happen eventually
>>9756391
>in the middle of being riddled with bullets, his hand slips into his red coat and pulls out an absurdly large handgun. He points it at the skeleton and fires a single shot into his collarbone. The small explosion destroys the skeleton's gun arm.
>>9756422
>tfw the only ships you've ever had was gay ones
>tfw the one hetero ship you ever had was dropped since it had no substance to it
>>9756396
Why that's a lovely name!
>Ash ignored the offer and instead wraps his arm around her shoulder
My name's Ash. Ash Crimson. Really though if you think I give you the heebie jeebies, then you're in for a surprise, this place is full of crazy psychopaths
>He nudges her side
Don't worry though, I'm not one of them, I just have sime special talents from your average person. What's your story?
I was going to go to sleep but fuck that I'm gonna host, give me tributes while i go vomit.
>>9756393
There's a reason why Bird Up is called "the worst show on television"
>>9756437
Alfred?
>>9756449
Seiga Kaku
>>9756449
Craig
>>9756426
Yeah, don't worry about it. I need some variety with my murders, killing the same dude again and again just isn't fun.
>>9756432
>The explosion sends the skeleton staggering into the wall, which he uses to support himself and stop from falling.
Agh! God damn it, I knew this shit was going to happen! I miss the old days when I can go around shooting whoever I wanted without them having special powers...
>The skeleton's bones harden into steel as he charges at the man, intending to beat the shit out of him
>>9756449
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>9756449
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9756449
Mikun
>>9756449
Rika
>>9756449
Junpei Iori
>>9756449
Dangan Remover Hitler
>>9756454
Ask me to ship with Haru to cuck Ash and I will murder you
>>9756449
Rubick
>>9756449
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9756449
Josuke Higashikata
>>9756449
the coolest kid in town
>>9756449
Sanjay
>>9756479
Ship with garma again :^)
>>9756449
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9756449
Astolfo!
>male
>>9756449
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9756449
Bellona
>>9756449
Kaede Akamatsu
>>9756407
Eh? I'm not Monokuma... I don't see how you would get me confused with him or his cubs...
>>9756425
Geez... are you trying to make me blush? Because you're doing a good job of it that's for sure...
>An obvious blush spreads across her face
Still... Try to stay safe, I'd hate for a friend to die here, alright?
>>9756426
I'll keep trying then, thanks for the pep talk mister... erm... what's your name?
>>9756443
>She tenses up when his arm wraps around her
Well, I'm nothing special, I'm just the Ultimate Pianist, which really just means I'm super good at it, Though that probably won't be much help here at all...
>She chuckles nervously, still not sure what to think of the man
>>9756449
Temporary Nargy
>>9756465
>before he can land a hit, sadistic laughter can be heard as Alucard's corpse dissolves into bugs and scatter. Reforming by the host.
>>9756449
Alucard
>>9756449
Soundwave
>>9756449
Ayy Lmao
>>9756493
You know what? I'm not even mad at that remark itself since Alfred is a good character to ship with (so I say haha ;_;)
Telling me to fuckin gayly ship with Ivan is a crime in itself
>>9756449
Lord Beerus
>>9756507
>Ryoma looks down at the floor, avoiding eye contact with her
I'm not someone that says something just to make someone blush. If you weren't a talented pianist then we never would have met. You've got a talent most people would die for.
I'll only agree to that if there's isn't a valid reason for getting myself killed. Until then, I'll make sure to get my exercise, mom.
>>9756507
The name's Junpei Iori. What's your name?
>>9756511
Hold up. I don't think I have the power to kill you yet, but I definitely will some day. So for now let's call it a truce and stop here for now, yeah? I know that you're the bad guy and I'm the good guy so chances of you listening are slim, but try and find the goodness deep down in your soul. The bad guy always loses, after all.
>>9756492
>Vampire Hunter D ava
Yes. YES. YES!
>>9756449
Sugar Heart
>Every ship chipped away at your soul
Oh boy it's the 25 game already? Neat.
>>9756449
nice
>>9756507
Nothing special?
>Ash unwraps his arm around her and instead places both his hands in front of her shoulders
You're exactly what we need! Why the lack of a DJ or any music at all is almost maddening at times. I'm sure everyone would appreciate you if you played for us when things got quiet.
>Ash let's go and turns around, letting out a yawn
Unfortunately I'm too tired to stick around.
>He looks back and gives a wave
Try and stick around will you? All we need is a piano and you'll be set, I think we'll get along pretty well. Au revoir!
>>9756554
>he let ships chip away at his soul
Unless you had gay ships I don't see the problem with this, you're basically getting e-titties
>>9756528
Poland was cute tho.
>>9756545
Oh? You think you can defeat me? The No Life King? With such a pathetic power? Interesting. I look forward to seeing you try.
>>9756572
>The No Life King?
So you're the king of NEETS?
I hope you fuckers have fun at fat camp.
>>9756580
It's more or less the king of the unliving.
>>9756550
>I-I-I wouldn't get your hopes up if I were you, I'm afraid I won't do him the justice he deserves. He's been something I had in mind since Halloween of last year.
>>9756558
Ready whenever you are.
>>9756571
I would rather pretend I never picked him up just for that period of time
He was literally Alfred but gayer, and I remember causing a shitstorm as him just because he said "Lithuania was a country"
But he was cute as fuck tho, I agree
>>9756572
What are you, the King of Not Being Able to Hear Shit in addition to having no life? I'm obviously aware that I lack the power to defeat you, that's why I said "I don't think I have the power to kill you yet." Jeez Louise, it's like talking to a brick wall here!
>>9756582
I'm not fat, I'm big boned. Also stop sexually assaulting me.
>>9756582
>>9756580
No. I'm an undead king. Hence "no life king.
... What is a neet? Some new kind of ghoul?
>>9756598
Why are you hiding and not arrr peeeeing?
>>9756534
Well... I guess that's one way to look at it I suppose...
Good, because you'd be in big trouble if you did mister!
>She wags her finger at him in a motherly way before smiling
>>9756536
My names Kaede Akamatsu Ultimate Pianist, though I guess that doesn't really mean much here...
>She hold out a hand
Pleased to meet you Iori-kun!
>>9756567
Ah... Well alright, I'll try too!
>She waves back a little more comfortable
goodnight!
>>9756582
Better get away from here as fast as I can!
>>9756587
I don't care! We need more than just anime girls here! If you're worried then watch the movie multiple times and read the manga to get an idea. The only problem is going to be coming up with fitting responses to some of the absurd events some hosts have.
>>9756614
I-If I told you I was but as a secret ava, would you believe me?
Shit man I don't get the same enjoyment out of playing any ava of mine except for Alfred and I'm kinda sick of playing him all the time
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