JOI/JOE Thread #39!
(Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, And Captions)
>Sunny Summer Edition<
>"Warning: not always sunny"<
Post pics and request captions to be put on 'em!
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Previous thread:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9628319
Booru:
http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
Some of last thread's content!
>>9739061
>>9739068
>>9739086
>>9739091
>>9739104
>>9739112
>>9739116
>>9739121
>>9739125
>>9739131
And that's our sample from last thread. Most of these should be in our booru by now or will be thanks to our diligent uploaders.
Seems like the show is back on the road again, so here's hoping for another good thread.
On that topic, have some new content.
Good ol' fashioned incest.
>>9739164
And some shipfucking.
Repostan' my request.
Because I am a thirst ho.
Re-requesting from the previous thread
Some /SS/ with incest
Your Big sister cosplays as Satsuki for a convention
She's showing it off for you before going and notices that you really like it..a little bit too much in fact as she sees the swelling in your pants.
There's still some time before the convention so she decides to have some fun with you.
She sits down on the bed and removes her panties and wants you to take out your virgin shota cock and fuck her anal only.
Also while fucking her tight asshole she instructs you to finger her wet pussy.
And she calls you a very lewd boy for getting so aroused by your own sister.
>>9739086
That text is really really hot. Are there any other pictures of this girl? Who is she?
Repostin' my request. Ivara is just too damn cute.
Old request. Scarlet from Sequential Art walks in on Anon fapping. Her textbook biology knowledge tells her that 'erect penis = sexual intercourse', so she helps out by straddling it.
I'm thinking it would be a guy perspective as they feel her slowly lower down and squeeze around their dick. Her enjoying the feeling too.
as a raging arceus fan it's been a tough past several days trying to wait patiently for that arceus JOI to be finished
it's legitimately the sole reason I have been lurking these threads lately and I only luckily came across it by checking one of these threads out through sheer curiosity one day
it also helps that the supposed image being used belongs to me, but that's irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, just something that makes the whole ordeal feel even fuzzier
Requesting anything with these two
>>9739125
This was such a disappointment. Posting the better first one.
Think y'all can do something with this?
>>9740667
How would you even go about it? What scenario?
Also damn I really want to try playing Ivara, I like her design and general aesthetic.
>>9742252
Scenario would have to be something cute/adorable. I've seen plenty of porn involving Warframes taking taking huge dicks, so all it would need is a little bit of imagination. Hot-dogging, footjobs, and handjobs would work too.
>>9742252
Ivara is a warframe ideal for slow paced, stealth focused missions.
In pubs, where stealth is blown about 2 seconds in when someone opens fire with their unsurpressed weapons, she tends to be less of a great choice. Stick to survivial, defense, or anywhere you can hole up for a while.
dont suppose we can get some chicken butt in here now can we?
>>9744570
what what
Your alien roommate says she wants to study human mating practices. Will you help her?
>>9745237
Can't she just watch porn like everyone else?
>>9745332
She has. But simply observing just isn't enough. She needs more 'hands on' research.
>>9745332
What are you, gay?
Heres hoping when they do this they don't fuck up an make it male pov
>>9745552
>tfw you requested the sequel almost two months ago
Did my Toriel/Asriel request get a delivery last thread?
>>9745552
It was an experimental caption RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There's another Celestia one from the same artist we have in mind, and we might redo this one in the future. Though no plans right now. As mentioned ages ago, we're always open to redos, but it's not exactly going to get shuffled to top priority most of the time. Keep your fingers crossed :)
>>9745630
Yeah, it hurts too. Lots of good requests that I've left unattended during my lengthy hiatus. This is the first thread past the "Catching Up" series, so let's hope we can return to filling those out sometime this thread.
>>9747312
Not sure, but I'll take a look at it. Undertale is always fun to do.
>>9747665
Thank
You're at the beach with your pregnant wife or girlfriend. She calls you over resulting in her top riding up and, see your enthusiastic reaction, decides she wants to get some physical appreciation from you.
Something along those lines would be great.
>>9747665
I'm gonna request it, so you don't forget.
Requesting some Goatmom/Goatson incest
Toriel called Asriel into the kitchen, and when Asriel gets there, he sees his mother nude and kneeling on the floor.
She tells Asriel that since he has been so good, he deserves a reward.
The reward being that Asriel gets to fuck his own mother.
Maybe put some foot stuff somewhere in there, maybe not, it's up to you.
requesting some zombie girl
like describing her advances, how she feel, how sex satisfiy her hunger and how eager she is
Might be the only thing I do tonight, so here it is.
>>9749857
>pokemon calling their trainer master
so tired of this meme
>>9749874
As opposed to them referring to them by name? Would you have rather read "Anon" a bunch of times?
>>9749918
I would rather they said anything other than pretending to be a generic shitty anime maid. That word as a whole is pretty cancer, honestly.
>>9749943
You're kind of ignoring the Pokemon context altogether here...
>>9749943
Anon... its not pretending to be anything, thats the correct term in this situation, other than "Trainer" or "My Trainer"
>>9749857
The only way I can see improving is not just giving instruction but give interations as well. But its not a JOI caption then is it. Otherwise its all been pretty good stuff, hell good on you for trying new things with perspecitve changes.
>>9750235
Sorry, could you try that again? I honestly can't understand what you're saying.
What do you mean by "interactions"?
I don't really do JOI, I do Captions. They're completely separate things to me.
>trying new things with perspective changes
Huh?
>>9750295
Sorry, I was still waking up. What I mean by interactions I mean in the vain of " She kisses your cheek" something like that coupled with what you're already writing. I was just saying that even though everyones reeing about that celestia caption it was still nice that you tried for something different. If that makes sense.
>>9750606
Ah, I think I get what you mean now. Thanks.
Octoling finds your strength and skill hot and wants you to claim her
>>9739112
>cCum for me, baby
>then we can get really started, woah-oh
>lets lose our minds and go fucking crazy
>ya-ya-ya-ya-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
Requestan Jinx ordering the viewer to sound himself while he jerks off for her, or her sounding him herself.
>>9747630
Need something with this monkey
Sorry for repost but I dunno if this is still on anon's list
>Ventuswill getting hotdogging and anal from her earthmate
>>9754729
It's still on my list, among others! Hopefully I can get some oldies done today. I'm on a break for two days too :)
>>9752663
You know my man, you'd probably get a delivery if you just dropped the sounding.
>>9755383
I know, thanks bro, but I'd rather get nothing than something that isn't quite what I want. Beside, there are already some just Jinx captions floating around.
morning bump
Requesting a caption please
Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.
Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...
Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember
>>9754729
BLACKED
>>9757904
Seconding.
For the second time even!
>>9739164
these threads need more mom/son
>>9761368
I'd like a caption with this. Really any sort of instant loss style caption could have a lot of potential.
>>9753549
We need more racist furs getting the HumaniD
This could really use a caption.
Can one of you brain-dead morons please accept >>9758637. They've been requesting this for over a month and you fuckwits have yet to do it.
>>9764257
Well your post just guaranteed that it'll never happen.
>>9764257
rood
>>9764257
Write it yourself if you want it so badly.
is it died
rip thread
>>9764825
>>9765186
No? Not yet.
>>9767485
then you fulfill the thing if you are bothered by it so
>>9763852
I could do with less racism in my escapism, thanks.
>>9763852
No
MORE FEMALE-POV
one with this please
>>9764257
>>9758637
Nightly delivery!
Something a little less dommy this time, but in the same vein.
One of two different colour schemes. Couldn't quite pick out which I preferred more, since each had their high and low points.
Cleaner text this time, but I didn't quite care for the background.
>>9768398
Despite lucking out on previous Toriel captions, I haven't actually played Undertale, so I don't think I can do a caption where two characters interact justice.
>>9768495
k here
https://youtu.be/AtA6uH17Xy4
skip to near the end of the asriel battle
>>9768856
>Not really in my comfort zone given the gorey nature of the image.
>Sorry.
is okay, thanks
Here's a Gardevoir caption.
>>9768398
I have my eye on the Toriel one. We'll see.
>>9768944
Thanks very much, I'll put it on my list of things to watch.
>>9769005
would definitely recommend vinesauce. quality streams.
>>9764329
>>9764341
>>9764734
>>9768283
>come back home
>see this
Uh, I'm not that guy if this is what that was about.
I do remember a few months back someone wanted to do a pastebin with the idea, but I haven't really posted much outside of linking to someone taking requests
>>9769267
Seen some of their edited videos, but haven't watched a stream live. I'll definitely give it a look sometime.
>>9768283
topkek
>>9739125
>1st person
Alri-
>Male 1st person
Fucking dropped like Diddy Kong.
>>9768127
Seconding. That's a good pic.
Dominant tsareena suddenly being forced to be a submissive slut by her trainer
Would any friendly anon caption this?
Many thanks
>>9749857
Oh shit!
Funny story, I saw this on another site and I was using every search engine I could to find it because I loved it so much!
Do you have an archive of your captions? Please?
Requesting something with 'ol cowtits here
>>9771532
http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>>9771532
If you feel like dropping by the Discord, you can search for my stuff specifically. Otherwise I don't have my own archive, and you'd have to search for my style/fonts on >>9771898 because I only uploaded a few things myself (someone has stepped up to keep the boor up to date), and there isn't a captioner tag (at least not right now).
Sorry, hope that helps. I suppose I could point out which ones are mine on the booru if you really want, but that'll have to wait until tomorrow.
Nighty night.
How about this?
An espeon sees what you dream about, and give you the chance to make your dream: popping one off in your favorite pokemon, a reality.
>>9768329
This was literally perfect up until it implied she had a dick.
>>9768916
fucking unf
>>9739068
Hey i see you guys started doing more captions with gifs,
So can someone do this one where Shy gal gives a footjob.
Thanks in advance.
Here's an alternate of the pony teacher one
Autism
>>9769473
I forgot to mention this part, but I think Joel at one point says out loud "I'd fuck a fish."
>>9768329
Please do this
>>9768329
Or this where your surprisingly hung
>>9775526
my swarthy turgid throbbing bitchwood
plz do this
bullied into doing gay shit for bunnies
A caption about Mewtwo hypnotizing lucario and forcing him to suck his dick.
>>9784185
hey i asked doggo for a few of this set so if you get yours first my dick will be sad
>>9785689
<3 i understand, nice seeing you around
we still gotta talk more i'm just so busy being retarded on the internet
>>9767826
Its shit.
>>9785936
YOU suck
>>9768329
>>9768342
>poking through my dress too
Wait, I thought she was a girl where it counts?
>>9783806
I vote for this in addition!
>>9787996
GIRLY where it counts. Feminine, but not female.
>>9783806
THIS
>>9778693
Well, who the fuck are you to tell me what is and what isn't sexual, motherfucker?
>>9788305
her fucking shenis
>>9788305
That's fucking retarded.
>>9781597
>>9781630
Brehs
Please
I requested this a while ago, and people said they were gonna caption it but i guess it never happened.
>Goblin wants anon to defect to Horde
>Gnome wants anon to stay loyal to Alliance
Not sure if it was overlooked, but i'll love the person who would make a caption with Dean Hardscrabble here.
Like something about a new student being a fan of her and being annoyed of the stares and lectures him, but flashes her tits for him and tells him to finally jerk off, thinking he will leave her alone after that.
>>9790919
Sorry, it was the request as made.
I could probably do a pure female version if there's any interest.
Another collab!
Heading out, so this is it from me for the next couple hours. Enjoy~
>>9739116
I really nutted to this one. Kudos to whoever wrote it.
>>9793674
I remember this request, and I still think it's a great idea.
>>9790168
>if i didn't have my legs crossed
>>9739037
gonna do a small image dump of pics that could use captions
>be khorne beserker
>remove slaneeshi demons
>demon offers to let you hatefuck her
>>9798436
Glad to hear you enjoyed it!
>>9796828
Very nice.
>>9768916
gardevoir is 10/10, gardevoir joi? 10/0 error too hot
pls post more
Here's another piece from today. A bit more JOI-y than my usual stuff, so please let me know if it makes sense, if it's shit, if it's half-way decent, etc.
>>9800795
Thanks for letting me know, though the Discord told me first.
At least the artist didn't hate what I did? That's always a good sign...
>>9750677
Do this one next pls
>>9801610
dat ass
>>9799571
Mating press pls
>>9799571
>tfw never going to do this to dog
>>9801355
Seal is a great guy, I thought he might like the little story, so I sent him the message.
If he didn't liked it, he wouldn't have replied desu
night bump
Anything with this picture
Could someone caption this with some rapey futadom?
>>9783806
Yes please, being bullied and gangbanged by a bunch of bunnies sounds lovely!
Yo ho ho me hearties. I return from distant Araby with chests of spices and gold. And chests! Kind of!
First up, a bounty hunter with a sci-fi affliction.
>>9810646
Then a JoI (SoI?) for the ladies.
Enjoy fingerbanging yourself for the campus's creep.
>>9810662
And something horrible has happened with this young robot's upgrades. You wouldn't take advantage of her though, right?
>>9810669
Finally, Link wearing Gerudo clothes gets you to jerk off. Jeeze, what a slut.
anyone get around to making a kneesocks one?
can someone please make that splatoon caption?
Night bump
>>9810662
>Buff Hyena dude being a total creep
Shit I'm a dude and this is hot.
A caption of Red getting hypnotized by hypno and making Red his sex slave
>>9810669
I fucking love this picture, and the flipping control is a nice touch. Excellent stuff.
>>9810646
>>9810662
>>9810669
>>9810677
Fucking nice, thanks
still patiently biding my time waiting for that arceus JOI
i just know that's going to be some good shit even ignoring my own personal bias, so long as it's not entirely written in unown letters or some stupid shit theres no way it can be bad
>>9814771
>yfw arceus has no genitalia
>>9815646
It can have any genitalia it wants. It *does* have root privileges, after all.
>>9815774
nah, thats mew
arceus has no reason to procreate and no history of it beyond asexual production of the legendaries
>>9816791
>caring this hard about 'canon'
Legendaries with no marked gender have gender 'undiscovered', not genderless. Besides, you're thinking way too hard for porn.
>>9817537
hey, you started it, all I did was make a joke
>>9817737
Joke's on you, I'm not even the same guy.
>>9817776
....differentfag?
>>9813749
>Sex slave
>not waifu (male)
This was almost perfect, but not quite.
Straight Shota prostitution with Anna?
With her calling you things like "cutie",and paying her to let you cum,with it ending in a facial?
every time this autistic mew vs arceus shit happens for no reason
>>9815646
That doesn't mean Arceus somehow lacks one of the best asses of the pokemon world, anon. I wasn't originally turned on by them because I was thinking about their junk.
>>9739037
Uh, I'm Missingno. from the discord chat. Did I get banned? It just disappeared from my servers. What did I do wrong?
>>9820482
Simple. You were an all around ass.
>>9820775
I was only as much of an ass as the other regulars who were talking.
>>9820934
You were being an ass and disrespecting the dead.
>>9821186
So 40 gets to constantly spew out white supremacist shit and post gore memes and nobody bats an eye but I get kicked out because I don't think Adam West's Batman was very good and I'm not sad that he's dead?
>>9821186
lol wtf happened in there? its always pokemon chats that have the most drama
>>9821227
I said I didn't care that much that Adam West was dead and complained that people were going to do performance mourning all over social medias for the next few days and apparently that's out of line in a chatroom where alt-right shitposting, lolicon and of /trash/'s usual fetishes fly.
>>9821250
Lolicon and porn of characters with a questionable age is not allowed.
I'm not pleased with how this looks, does anyone here have any tips on how to make these, well prettier I suppose?
>>9821335
don't you guys have a super secret shota channel or something? are you just shitposting for keks atm?
sounds like a dumb bannerino desu
>>9821335
That fucking changes everything.
Get the stick out of your ass. I let 40's shit fly and I find him incredibly offensive. You should be able to tolerate me not caring for an actor you care about. This is /trash/, it's not your safe space.
just a heads up, discord channels tend to be very tyrannical with admins, especially for niche things like this, you dont want to know about the Ralts line shenanigans that ended up with a secret council
>>9821343
Try a different font, break up your larger paragraphs, use italics/bolding/both, change font colour, etc.
You could also possibly change the orientation of the text so it's aligned to centre for both, or opposites for the left and right sides.
(Left alighed right, Right aligned left or vice-versa, for example.)
Otherwise it's not too bad looking...
Haven't read it yet just FYI, so can't comment on the content, just the aesthetics.
>>9821369
If you want to talk to the guy that banned you, add S21 supersonic21#6139
>>9821438
Alright... Thanks. I feel like talking to the other admins would be more likely to wield results, though, unless you know him to get banhappy and become reasonable later.
>>9821462
No he's actually a responsible mod. Only really bans people for spamming, he told me he banned you for disrespecting the dead and the late Adam West.
>>9821425
p.much any porny fetish community gets some cancerous polyps that cuddle friends and dumpster 'problematic' people
then they piss off one of the other cancerous polyps and they go make another community and the cancer just metastasizes across the internet
drama is the symptom and shitposting is the chemo
>>9821489
Alright. I'll talk to him later. Let the dust settle. Thanks a lot.
>>9821491
thats actually exactly what happened, banned people made their own groups and people banned from there and et cetera, like 20 different groups by now with lots of spying and shenanigans
>>9821514
there was in a furry group that happened to like, 8 years ago. it was some fucking house of cards bullshit that mostly revolved around one mod wanting to show off his qt trap bf and qt trap being a shitler. there was also some guy with legit autism that the mods didnt ban because he was their sugar daddy or some bullshit but they banned anyone that 'flamed' him
>>9821598
fucking spot on, one good moment in particular is one of their friends was harassing a guy on the server and the victim was the one that got banned
hormones are a hell of a drug aren't they
>>9821430
thank you
>>9821871
It sure as fuck isn't but guess what, drama is destined to always happen within a community centered around any medium involving the possibility of arousal
It's as much of a universal constant as your own heartbeat and just about instinctual.
>>9799407
>>9822939
Unf, definitely gonna do something with this today!
>>9799571
>>9799571
b
>>9799571
>>9753549
I had high hopes for this and was dissapointed.
>>9741745
>>9781654
>>9823983
You know, funniest fucking thing, I saved some stuff from that thread that I might do some time soon.
>>9822939
Love this image. Hope the caption lives up to it!
>>9825241
you are they gayest person on earth
>>9750677
Can someone please complete my request?
/r/ a caption of this shark girl wanting to use your dick as a dildo to do squats on, to see if you can make her cum before you do. Unfortunately, you don't, but at the end, she tells you "Good effort, though. Be back tomorrow!"
>>9824984
I'm a fan of this image as well and I think you did a lovely job adding to the hotness with this contribution! Thanks for sharing.
Other caption for tonight. Got a little help from the Dog for this one.
>>9824984
The "k" from fuckhole and the "o" from own line up in such a way that I read the line as "pwn this pussy." Which. I don't think that was intentional.
>>9810662
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate this.
>>9828937
I'll shrink the font a bit so I don't have to squish it so much. Thanks for bringing it to my attention!
>>9829076
Hopefully the L doesn't do the same thing here, since I unsquished it a bit. Also applied anti-aliasing to the right side since (for whatever reason) it wasn't on to begin with.
Is this a little better?
>>9739091
>>9739068
>>9739164
>>9739170
>>9739404
>>9768916
>>9796828
To live amongst such gods humbles me deeply. Your work gives me hope that man may one day ascend to your lofty plane. Grant us more illustrious scriptures so that we small, pitiful things might bust more fat nuts.
Once again, requesting pic-related going baby-crazy. Preferably going into generous description of how her body's gonna change when she's pregnant. Thanks in advance anons
>>9821871
Well that's what happens when you form a community out of spergs with no self-awareness or humility. It falls apart because they're all autistic assholes.
This was a LONG time coming, but finally managed to get the Dog to go over it with me ;)
Hopefully it lives up to expectations, and apologies for taking so long on it!
We wanted to do it right.
>>9831588
Now maybe the dude can quit angsting over it
>>9831642
I've been patient thus far as the OR, I'm still gonna hang on all the same.
>>9831642
Probably next, at least in terms of collabs.
>>9825241
>nobody will ever write anything
>>9822939
>>9832408
>>9831642
>2 of those replies are me
didn't even notice how thirsty I was for that specific delivery
once it drops I'm done lurking
>>9832420
>>9832428
>>9832435
>>9832458
>>9832466
>>9832522
>>9832759
>>9832421
Don't worry about at all! It's great to have reminders. It let's us know what people are still interested in.
>>9810677
>Linkle Linkle Little Slut
How I wish to fuck your butt
Chocolate star, up so high
Like a diamond above those thighs
Linkle linkle little slut
How I wish to fuck your butt
>>9833325
>chocolate star
>ever fucking saying this retarded shit
the singularity i'm cringing into is going to consume the planet
your unbearably shitty boner slaying word play has brought about the apocalypse, congratulations
>>9750677
Apparently it's only myself and one other person that likes my caption idea. Fuck it, I quit. You wanna do it? Fantastic, if you don't, whatever
>>9790159
Hsoow
>>9813749
Bump
>>9835426
Starts with denail teasing, youre straight since you didnt know until now kinda stuff
Ends with verbal humilation, calling you a cock slut while instricting you to fuck yourself (hand or butt, or both)
In my dreams anyway, that's a fucking juicy cock
>>9739037
This turned my tide
>>9810669
Holy shit.
What's the matter filthy pervert? Having second thoughts about smashing some demon "loli" pussy?
Is futa stuff cool here? Some little prick mod on /d/ keeps deleting caption threads,
>>9837278
Pretty much anything goes, I for one love futa stuff
Your other wise big and aggressive girlfriend reveals that she has a thing for submission and petplay.
>>9837371
Noice, in gonna dump a bit here then
>>9837588
>>9837598
>>9837605
Is it just me or is this one the hottest thing ever
>>9837643
What the heck the picture didnt post
>>9837657
>>9837678
>>9837750
If there are any writefriends around ive got a request similar to >>9837657
Where the reader is the mom and the daughter is begging for a blowjob, except that it actually gets into the blowjob part with the "oh god it feels so good inside your mouth mom" "swallow it all" ect.
>>9837831
Last one for a little while, gotta go see some family
Anyone got the caption where evil Saria is taunting fat assed femboi link?
>>9837908
>>9839138
Anyone still here?
>>9839168
I am. I'm gonna read this later. I loooove nurses!
>>9839168
>>9839235
Unfortunately thats the only nurse one i have atm, its a hypnosis joi, ill see if i can find a few more
>>9839626
Alternate of >>9739104
>>9837588
i hate futa so much, but damn, lesbian incest turn me on so fucking much
do we have non futa lesbian incest ??
>>9839913
>>9837750
>>9837657
>>9837630
>All these delicious incest scenarios ruined by futa
>>9839818
>>9840112
So more futa?
>>9840197
>>9840197
Futa kinda sucks honestly.
Now furry futa...
oh baby.
>>9840238
Im not really a furry guy, but yeah hfur is goat
>>9840175
gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>9840175
Futa is neither the best or the worst. It just is.
New thread time
>>9834583
Lmao u salty shit
closet homosexuals and horsefuckers are ruining these threads
>>9842226
>i cant share my safespace with anyone that likes anything but what i like