/npg/ - Neopets general
ALTADOR CUP SIGN UPS LIKELY CLOSING IN A FEW HOURS; SIGN UP NOW EDITION
Previous thread >>9527310
>New to the /npg/ or Neopets in general?
If you have ANY questions, ask and someone should respond. Things are getting active again.
>I remember this! What's changed in my absence?
http://www.neopets.com/~ArentIPretty
>Basic guides for newbies:
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=newbies
>Ghoul Catchers
http://www.neopets.com/games/ghoulcatchers/
Play for up to 50K a day.
>Daily visits guide
http://thedailyneopets.com/dailies
>Food Club Bet page links
http://foodclub.daqtools.info/
http://www.neopets.com/~Boochi_Target
>Any new pets?
http://www.neopets.com/petinfo.phtml?type=Vandagyre&r=959
>Scripts?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16z66J6D10x5o46-fClMKpTSqzrKujSDDl2BHH_jSHOY/edit?usp=sharing
>Puzzle Adventure Codes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OmeDUPOuXDcq3SK5Jla1-8-mqRpmkHq4A6-UPutoXqo/edit?usp=sharing
>How did I get RS banned so fast?
Neopian shops now automatically and randomly clear themselves. To check if you're actually banned or not, go check on the Neoboards or go into other shops.
>Why are you guys playing this?
Mainly nostalgia. And to make some in-game dosh.
>Why am I so poor?
Feel free to ask for advice! For newcomers, the battledome is a steady source of income and is a good way to get started.
Battledome rewards are here, with both per-arena and per-opponent lists: http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=battle_prizes
>WHAT ARE THESE BIRTHDAY PETS?
Adopt for a stat-boosting cupcake, then dump back in the pound. You can only get one cake a day.
>Thinking about joining? Be nice, and let someone refer you to sign up so they can get prizes!
http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=
Add your username to the end of that url to make a link that has you as the referrer!
http://www.neopets.com/refer/index.phtml
>>9736134
Pardon me, in my haste, got the last thread link wrong. Here:
>>9645573
Also, Altador Cup sign-ups link:
http://www.neopets.com/altador/colosseum/
Who /onfreezerwatch/ here?
Who's ready for the Neopets culling?
Found a Yooyuball glitch, but sadly, I didn't think to screencap/record it.
>Grab the giant players power up.
>While giant, grab a speed power up.
>Score before giant status runs out.
>Team remains giant for the rest of the game.
>The power boost doesn't stay with you, though & the A.I. can steal the ball again, however; The effect is purely visual.
Pretty situational, but hey. If you ever wanted your Altador Cup waifus/husbandos to be giant, this is SORT OF an option....
>dont cheat
>get flagged for cheating anyway
>Blasted
>no avy
At least i got fucking blasted
>reached the half way mark on my goal today
>>9737204
Congrats, anon
What is your goal?
Also
>Just sold a booger for 800k
I feel i should've asked for more
>>9737288
Darigan paintbrush
I figured 1.4 million is about what im going to need and I hit 700k today
>Tfw you manage to feed a Kadoatie
I feel gud, dudes
How much does a complete Secret Lab Map set cost?
Also, Bampu before bed
HAPPY JUBJUB DAY, /NPG/!!!
First off, answer the Daily Puzzle with "Jubjub Yang" for 264 NP & a Chokato JubJub Mini Burger, a Rarity 88 Food Item last valued at 1,000 NP by JN, 1,602 NP by NC, & 1,299 NP by the 1st shop NC lists as selling it!
http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml
Also, free training all day today for JubJubs Level 40 & under HERE: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/academy.phtml?type=courses
Sorry about being late, & sadly, no new JubJub colours or clothes out... yet!
>>9738907
It was a while ago that I checked, but close to 1 million NP; Tarla gives out some of the pieces, but the ones she doesn't are much more expensive than the others, unfortunately.
Also, quick reminder, /npg/:
http://www.neopets.com/nf.phtml
>LAST CHANCE! We’re giving a FINAL shout out to all the Neopians, who are still struggling to decide which team to call their own for Altador Cup XII. Tomorrow, June 6th at Midnight is exactly when sign-ups will come to a close and your chance to join your favourite squad will have passed! Don't miss out on being a part of a championship team - flip a coin, run the stats, do whatever you got to do to join the Cup!
reminder that darigan pets are cute!
>>9739808
There are people who think otherwise?
Don't forget to hit up snowsnake
>>9736897
a pussy the size of a house, fuck damn
imagine that, imagine entering her pussy like you'd enter a cave, spreading her pussy with all your strength and quickly jumping into her wet tunnel before the outer lips elastically spring back to their normal positions and close the opening to the vagina like a gate.
You're inside the pussy, it's so clean and wet, it smells sweet, just a bit metallic and sour because of the blood and bacteria, but not excessively so.
The walls are so smooth, wet and soft that it feels like you're swimming through her vagina licks lips. You lick everything and after each lick you close your eyes and ponder the taste as if you were a respected chef, a vaginal juice connoisseur. You smell it first, you clear your mind of any intrusive thought that might corrupt the experience and you drink it like an animal drinks out of a trough. You try to identify the different components of the pussy juice, the blood, the mucus, all that shit and how it all came out of deedee's. What's part of deedee is now part of you, after you ingested the substances in her slit. You caress the walls, you try to comprehend the geometry of her pussy, you try to visualize and understand the structural aspects and the biology of her vagina. Everything must be memorized, for this is a very valuable and unique experience.
>>9740921
After about 5-10 minutes of vaginal spelunking you reach her cervix. You put both of your hands into the opening, you try to spread it but you can't. You decide to squeeze through the opening that is filled with cervical mucus and white discharge. It has an amazing taste. You lick everything, you're fucking insane. After leaking your way through this wonderfully huge vaginal tunnel you finally exit the cervix and enter the womb. It's like a huge, wet chamber.
You're inside her womb, you decide to cum inside her pussy. You punch the womb walls and nothing happens. The bitch likes it. You're like a bug that crawled up someone's ear but in this case the person doesn't actually mind it, in fact, you're welcomed to this place.
You decide to spend the rest of your life here, inside deedee's comfortable, soft womb. It's so warm and nice here. What about food and water? No worries, you can drink her tasty blood, pussy juice and eat her chunky period. Her period has the consistency of stew.
I wonder if she'd get pregnant if you were to cum directly inside her womb in this scenario, as a tiny man. Would the baby grow up to be a tiny autist man, like yourself? Or will he be a giant with a huge dick the size of a house that can fill an entire apartment with semen after just one cumshot? This is the sort of question I'd keep asking myself if I was blessed to a life where I'd be imprisoned in a giant woman's uterus.
Life is good in her huge pussy. I wouldn't like living anywhere else.
/co/ please go
What about wraithpussi though
>>9741384
Probably my single favorite nsfw image
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Turmaculus is awake for the rest of the hour, /npg/! Only until 10 AM!! Go now!
>>9742166
Grumph
Petpet was not able to wake him...
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/springs.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/winter/kiosk.phtml
32:10
Not bad.
Glad I went with Treasure Island bets instead of the Bonnie slide.
>>9739732
danke, anon
If I can get it at 1M then I'm only at 100k away
Thank you, expensive booger!
>When the Wheel of Knowledge hates you and gives you 2 re-spins instead of the Avatar
JUST
>>9747769
I got 4 in a row the other day
I got the best puzzle today
>>9748124
feed your pet
>>9736134
A friend of mine is thinking of starting up this game again.
Is the stock market glitch still a thing?
http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml
Tarla showed up, but i caught her on her way out
How did her cycles work again?
100k a day is probably pretty good but it doesn't feel fast enough
Got a Red, Green and Blue Neocola tokens
Give drinks and button presses
Fuck Darigan Yooyus
>people selling potions for more than it would take to just buy a cheaper one and paint it the same color
for what reason
>>9752976
Some people just wanna see their NP fade
>>9748901
IIRC, she shows up for 15 minutes between 10 & 45 minutes into an hour, once per "interval", at an otherwise random time during that interval. She has 4 intervals per day.
All times in NST:
Interval 1: 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5 AM
Interval 2: 7, 8, 9, 10, & 11 AM
Interval 3: Same as 1, but in PM
Interval 4: Same as 2, but in PM
Tarla never shows up during 6 or 12 AM or PM, NST.
So if she shows up at say.... 3:33 AM, she'll be around for 15 minutes, that'll be the 1st of her 4 visits for that day, & it won't be possible for her to show up again until 7:10 AM, NST; The start of interval 2, & like any, her time of arrival is random.
Lastly, the prize she gives you if you show up during the 1st 3 minutes of a visit is predetermined each day. If she can show up that day.
Show up during the last 12 minutes, & you get a semi-random prize.
This is why you should avoid Interval 1, & after it ends (6 AM NST.) check the Help Neoboards to find out if anyone knows her Main Prize.
If it's not valuable enough, don't hunt her, or go for a semi-random prize by tracking threads THEN going to Tarla after the 1st 3 minutes of her visit have passed.
She's here on days when she is here: http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml
On days when Tarla does visit, she visits 4 times, but you can still only get ONE prize per day! Be careful!
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snow Snek just fell asleep
Go get blasted
>>9736354
>be cheater
>dont get any messages but dont get past rank 0
I just want the damn avatar.
>Spin Wheel of Extravagance
>Receive the 100k back
I think this is a sign...
>literally nothing good from any of my dalies today
>not even a codestone
>the gray fairy quest I got only paid out with air
o-oh
>>9755549
Is there anything even good on there? Seems like a massive waste of money
>get transmogrification potion
>ugly ass one worth like 200k
At least it's something.
>>9755580
Quiggle?
>>9755608
Yeah.
Tally anon here.
Sadly, with AC stuff going on, I've neglected to take a tally on the Obelisk Factions just yet.
From what I've seen browsing about just a little, & considering the Boons, I'd go with Order this round.
However as is, I'm sleepy, & haven't checked all the usual places yet, which I plan to do later today.
So sorry!
Order is best
Sell or HODL FAER at 40?
>>9757358
Hold everything until 60
>>9757522
But what if it crashes again?
>>9757662
Wait until it peaks at 60 again.
No reason to cash in earlier, you're loosing NPs. It's the waiting game, you have to be patient, low time preference is where it's at.
>Can't rank up on bye days now
fucking epic XDDD
>>9759833
I hope Roo Island sinks further tbqh.
Page 10 Save Rave
>>9762772
Uff, I don't feel good about my FC bets today.
Hope I end up being right.
But I had a lot of busts this week from going off script.
>>9763303
Gah, bust.
I had a feeling it'd be the lack of Peg bets to do me in.
>mfw I can't choose a team
>everyone pins Roo Island as the cheaters
>we're actually Meridel
>we're not banned
>we're not even flagged due to how our scoresender works
>>9760661
Don't be hatin'
W-who else darigan boys?
Good name for pic related?
>>9767600
You know, I'm interested to see who's playing for which team.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13137870
Vote if you give a shit.
>>9767600
yo
Can't actually take part in the games yet though
Don't forget to poke the snow nigger
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
>>9769725
Faerieland here. I will concede though that Fenny Vail is too fucking adorable, however & she almost made me reconsider teams.
That said, even before picking this year, I was kind of dead set on Faerieland anyway. Never had any problems with Roo Island, >>9767202
By the way, about the StrawPoll....
>No Jelly World or Neopia Central joke options
>Jelly World & Neopia Central aren't actually legitimate teams.
>>9769725
Always Tyrannia, even if we'll most likely place very low this year
>>9769942
>Stella
Thanks!
SSS is at 60, if any of you are in the market.
HAPPY PETPET APPRECIATION DAY, /NPG/!!!
http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle
1st off, answer today's Daily Puzzle with "1 square metre" for 300 NP & Petpet Mints, a Rarity 82 Baked category Item last valued at:
1,450 NP by JN
1,966 NP by NC
& 1,800 NP by the 1st shop NC lists as selling it currently.
Anyway, since I hadn't posted it yet, in place of a Petpet Day Appreciation Banner or something fitting for today here, here's the new JUBJUB DAY Colours & Clothes!
Not much else, today, AFAIK. Enjoy, /npg/!!
Bori anon, don't forget to vote today
>>9774008
fuck Theresa May
>>9774402
good lad
First time getting to a million and only 400k left until my goal!
The end is in sight
>>9765909
Who is this?
>>9774402
What'd she do?
t. Ameriburger
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snowager's still asleep for about 15 more minutes!
Also, Turmaculus is scheduled for 7 AM or PM, NST, today, so there's a good chance he'll be awake at the end of The Snowager's current nap! Be sure to check on him HERE, /npg/!:
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
>>9775234
good job anon
>>9775234
Pretty good Anon! What was your goal again?
>>9775887
Darigan paintbrush for my Draik.
If i'm lucky I should have the funds all finished up and ready by sunday or monday depending on how the battledome drops go and then I can decide on my next long term goal.
Maybe a royal petpet paintbrush or a darigan one for his Ukali? They're about the same price and they're both cute so I haven't fully decided which yet or I might start saving up for end game battledome stuff since that's going to be pricey as fuck.
idk i'm just playing this whole thing by ear
>>9775937
Good luck Anon! You'll make it! We'll all make it!
>>9775234
Congratulations anon!
>>9775937
I say get your paintbrushes first. A decent BD set costs a few mill and a 'good' BD set could cost hundreds.
>>9776534
>>9777875
>Yeahhh, smell it nerd!
The Maraquan goalie is so abusable.
lol
>>9780261
I'm jelly
>>9780261
>tfw always wanted to play this, but could never get into it
>tfw the same thing happens with other "comfy" games like animal crossing
being autistic is suffering
>>9780376
um anon I think you've got it the wrong way around
>>9780376
Don't worry, if you have no nostalgia for it, it isn't that good.
The best part came from discovering the world and clicking around by yourself and school friends, once I found out about sites like Sunnyneo back then was when I dropped the game after making everything easy mode with tutorials.
>>9780376
Heh, usually it's the autistic ones that enjoy it the most.
What's the block for you personally?
Also, like that other guy said, you're not missing much.
We're here because we can't leave.
>>9780551
>What's the block for you personally?
i don't even fucking know
i guess i just never found it comfy, and usually just wound up trying to get as much shit i could get done in the day done, and it would just end up becoming more of a chore.
and speaking of "i don't even fucking know", i just used autistic because i don't even know what's wrong with me.
faerie faellie looks cute
You do not have any winning bets!
Fucking double FC upset.
I hate you Stuff-A-Roo.
>>9780630
Ah, yeah.
Burning one's self out like that is an easy way to get turned off.
My typical Neopet day starts with the dailies right after the day change, and then FC betting like 12 hours later.
And that's it.
It's enough to keep me around lazily going for avatars.
(although the Cup is currently going so I'm doing more of that to finally get an All-Star Trophy)
>>9781375
I don't think it's really "burning myself out", I think it's more just a desire to """win""", I guess. It's hard to explain.
Like, I don't play just to play, I play to achieve something, I guess.
>log into the game from a new IP region
>frozen "for my protection"
>know it will take three years to get my account back
>>9781432
Oh then yeah, winning in this game is usually a pipe dream.
The way you said chore made it seem like it was one of those burning out things.
No worries man, you sound pretty normal.
>>9781493
What, really? I'M the normal one? I figured that with the way "comfy" gets thrown around over on /v/, that being able to feel comfy while playing games was the norm.
I guess /v/ is more autistic than I thought.
>>9781625
It's true that there are games and shows that people describe as comfy; some people are able to enjoy that stuff.
But the norm for games is winning/achieving something.
(you could argue that there are far-off goals in those games too though)
Anyway, it's more normal to find games that reward you instantly than the opposite.
>>9783340
Pangolins are the best.
THE BEST.
>>9783373
i love all little armored critters
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Turmaculus is awake for the rest of the hour, /npg/!
Also, Tarla's final interval for today starts at about 10 minutes into this hour. She'll be HERE when she shows up:
http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml
Sadly, I'm too tired to have checked her prize for today on the Neoboards.
>>9780261
THE CHOSEN ONE
>You may only purchase items from the Hidden Tower if your account is at least four months old.
Oh fucking hell I didn't know this was a thing. I'm not just going to be able to buy my paintbrush all easy and simple like and i'm going to most likely have to over pay
>>9786673
You could ask someone on the forums to buy it and just pay them
>>9787241
Yeah that's true. Maybe throw in a extra 50k or something so its just free money for the other guy. Would people not be hesitant to do that though? Just in case I was lying and just trying to get people to waste money?
>Want to use the lab ray to make my pets stronger and give them cool colors
>I don't because I know they'd change species and gender too
>Something has happened!
>A Ghost comes out of the ground and stares evilly at you...
>>9755576
I wouldn't ever do it unless you're an avatar collector, and even then I'd save it for one of the very last ones. There are people who have sunk 20m into it and still no avatar. Fuck that shit.
>>9769725
>Terror Mountain: 2
WHERE MY OTHER TERROR MOUNTAIN BRO AT??
>>9789225
Here, glad I'm not alone.
>>9786673
I'll get it for you. Darigan? Post username.
>>9789360
Oh don't
I only have 1 million right now and won't have the full funds tell this weekend. I was just curious why someone was selling the paint brush on TP for more then it cost on the hidden tower so I glanced at the jellyneo page and saw the 4 month thing (my account is like 10 days old)
>>9789400
When you're ready, just let me know. I'll add you as a friend, buy it, and you can buy it through an NF-only auction.
>>9781666
>SKEITHED.png
>>9789354
Aww yeh, we comfy now.
>>9789457
You're not gonna get banned. TNT doesn't even look at the official Neopets reddit site, there's no way in hell they give a shit what the 15 of us are doing here.
>>9789545
Most likely not but hey paranoid fuck anyways. doesn't really matter that much though since i've already posted my pet complete with his name before so if someone really wanted to they could find me through that anyways.
>>9789545
>there's no way in hell they give a shit what the 15 of us are doing here.
Does that mean I can post my username here?
>>9789668
Yeah, unless your UN is your real name like mine. Fuck this gay earth.
I'll assume he posted that he wasn't going to post username.
Add Milky_914 then.
>>9789701
>unless your UN is your real name like mine
I mean, it's my first name only, what could go wrong?
>>9789723
Oh wait are you the guy I was talking to? Someone else sent a friend request and I assumed it was you so I just deleted the username. I'll add yoiu
>>9789745
>Someone else
That's me
>>9789745
Yep, I'm the one with more money than I have any right to have.
Sent a neomail so you know it's me.
>>9789766
You can be my friend too.
>>9789819
>You can be my friend too.
Cool, I sent you the request
>>9789960
Nah, it's okay, I just want friends tbqfh, you can delete me if you want
>>9790022
Nah its fine I don't mind
Aw yeah, managed to get my best score so far before the day reset.
>>9790509
damn you
>>9790509
nevermind
>nothing good from the battledome
>three days in a row
Why are you fucking with me now? I'm so close to my goal
>>9791228
it's because you have a draik
Ugh, apparently I got a faerie quest without knowing and just found out as I went to feed kads.
Can anyone find me a shop real quick with a Tyrannian Fur Bed?
>>9791715
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=9cherijo&buy_obj_info_id=19867&buy_cost_neopoints=2500
>>9791738
Thanks a bunch.
>>9791480
Draik are cool and deserve love!
>>9791992
draiks are poopoo peepee
>Missed round 1 of the Staff Tournament.
>Nearly forgot about Round 2.
http://www.neopets.com/altador/colosseum/staff/
>Play Expellibox
>Token always lands exactly left or right of the NC prize
It's been taunting me like this for the last 3 days
It hurts
>>9793030
How much do you win if you do get it in anyways?
>>9793035
150 NC iirc
Not THAT much, but still it's free NC
>>9793046
Eh its a fairy cookie. Pretty good shit desu
>Bagatelle
>Current Jackpot : 107,800 NP
Some lucky bastard won recently
Also wanted to ask, is it worth it to do Taelia's Quests? I know about the Coupons but does she give any other cool items?
>>9793054
Unless the faerie cookies are on sale, like they were last month. 3 for 150 mang.
>Avatars that I thought I would never get but I did
Brightvale
Blumaroo Court Jester
Edna
Geraptiku
Snowager
Symol (seriously, how did I get that)
>Avatars I thought I wouldn't have any trouble with that I will never ever get
Fishing - Titanic Squid
Forgotten Shore (seriously, everyone has it wtf)
Island Mystic
Kiko Pop (any tips would be seriously appreciated, I haven't popped one on hard in weeks)
Neomail Addict
King Hagan
Wheel of Excitement (SERIOUSLY WTF)
>>9793185
>Kiko Pop
I did really good on hard my first 3 times but since then I can't pop any worth shit
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Go get blasted by Snow snek
>>9793185
>Wheel of Knowledge
>? space
>ALWAYS
IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>9792922
I want that bori to crush my spine
>>9793260
>Wheel of Knowledge
More like:
>Free spin
>Free spin
>Free spin
>? space
I hope one Aprils Fools Day they make it so that the wheel only ever lands on Free Spin, just to see how long people keep spinning it.
>>9792270
Anyone do better?
>>9793942
mq for top 6
http://www.neopets.com/altador/colosseum/standings.phtml
owo
whats this
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/springs.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/winter/kiosk.phtml
this bust hurts
really thought I had it today
the odds were so good
>>9736134
But Altidore is shit
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Only about 5 minutes left, /npg/! Don't miss your chance! (Also, congrats to that one anon who got the avatar earlier this thread!)
>two 7k codestones from the battledome
I'll take it!
Boop
post em
>>9812967
speaking of
this is the coolest petpage
http://www.neopets.com/~pauz
it calculates average scores from the teams and it updates every time you view it because it pulls your stats and calculates your team's average
how does this shit even work??
Just woke up.
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Turmaculus is awake for about 5 more minutes, /npg/!
Draik are cool and worth protecting
>>9812967
My team's obviously not going to win, but I'll try to get All-star at least
First time getting so much into the games so it better be worth it
>>9815004
draiks are for food
>>9815369
>>9812967
>>9815004
Agree
>Just realized i have enough money to buy the first Grimoire from the HT
>Just realized first Neopet in this new account is 368 days old
What the fuck where did that year go
also fuck i missed the birthday cupcake
But at least i got a new avy
>>9817939
grats anon
>>9812967
Mine's still in beginner.
I'm a dead man walking.
>>9819112
>tomorrow my account will be old enough to actually take part in the games for the team I signed up for
>know that im most likely not going to bother because of how fucking boring the mini games are
How much longer is it going for anyways? I can't check anything on the main page
>>9819963
1st of July
>>9820044
Cool does anyone have the required number of games it takes to reach grand master? I might just set aside an hour or two every day for the rest of the month if it isn't too bad
>>9820079
If you do the max Yooyuball each day it's 19 days.
That's like 46 games each?
If you get around 10 goals consistantly that's 80s off the clock each game too.
Also, it's pretty easy to do the other games mindlessly while watching a video.
And those will help cut down the days too.
>>9820417
>46 games a day
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Rawr
>>9820514
You could also max the other games each day, which just means about 6 days. 8 hours out of 6 days isn't so bad, right? You do that every day to sleep, don't you?
>>9820667
I suppose the 46 games a day thing isn't that bad... and yeah i can just watch some youtube or netflixs at the same time
but still damn
>>9820667
To be fair Make Some Noise and Shootout are both way faster than anything else. The slushy one can suck a dick though
>>9812988
>8105 users
Holy shit Neopets is so done.
>>9821961
get your furry kicks and abandon ship
>>9821961
that's users who have look at the petpage