ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What do think of lege

>>9731310
hug fug

>>9731310
Intimidating, but not as strong as people think.

>>9731353
say that to the space virus em

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>>9730972
I suppose I will soon...
>>9731279
Yes, yes. If you will be willing to lead the way?

>>9731310
I want to suck their dicks/eat out their pussies, whichever applies best.
Followed by snuggles.

>>9731310
i want to kiss a lot of them fug

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>>9731459
What?

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>>9731310
I'm going to battle all of them. It doesn't matter if I win, I just want the learning experience.
>>9731353
Uh huh, sure. Go fight Mega Rayquaza yourself and tell me how it goes.
>>9731297
You and Weavile vs Zygarde, the battle of the century.
The problem is finding him.
I think he might have split apart after the Kalos incident.

>>9731492
I could have sworn he collected himself afterwards, but then he split again or something?

>>9731472
How girthy are your dicks? We know they're like, over a hundred feet long now or something, but how wide?

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>>9731492
That would mean there are two cores?
Interesting, I think it'd be a fun mission.
>>9731472
Fug.

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>>9731399
Alright! Neeeeeeebbyyyyy!
>Upon hearing his name the sun cat arrives, leaping down from his resting place on Anabel's roof.
First stop, Alola!

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>>9731594
You ever seen the Sky Pillar?
Like that.
>>9731675
You need me to pound your butt, Deo?

>>9731472
fug
goo machine

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>>9731675
Alright, sounds like a plan.
I'll see if Tobias wants to come. He's a fun travelling partner, lots of funny comments. You'd probably like him.
Might be kinda difficult without any sort of counter or whatever for space AIDs, but I'm sure we can make it work.
>Text Tobias
>"Hey, Tobias, wanna go hunt down Zygarde?"
>>9731722
Deoxys has a butt...?
>Alain squints in the general direction of Deoxys' rear
Anyway, quick question: do you have a phone?

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>>9731310
Always have them on your goid side, you will never know when you'll need a favor from them.

>>9731458
>>9731459
...reach for the stars, anons.

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>>9731722
Please.
>>9731811
Alright, I'll be here on the stump if you need me.
>>9731840
>you will never know when you'll need a favor from them.
...You sound like you have ulterior motives.

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>>9731792
Yes.
>>9731811
Uh... I have a pokenav? That work?
>>9731840
You sound like that rocket guy.
>>9731882
Please pound your butt?

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>>9731811
>"I will take this mission and become the king of Kalos."

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>>9731792
What?

>>9731882
Everyone wants something, and it helps to be friends with a legendary when you're looking to get that something
Like me, I'm looking to die so I can become a ghost and then safely have sex with all the legendaries in the world.

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>>9731882
Well my ulterior motive is human/pokemon equality. Simple as that, no secrets.

>>9731906
Please, I'm no destructive maniac.

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>>9731930
>"Alright "your highness", come meet us at the treeline."
>>9731906
... huh. Yeah, I'd count it.
Well, that answers that great mystery.
>>9731882
Oh, I don't need to leave to get Tobias.
He should be here soon.
... unless he got distracted.

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>>9731906
No...
>>9731942
I hope you can deal with rejection well.
>>9731982
I'll take your comment of needing favors at face value.
>>9732009
I really hope he didn't. Should I go retrieve him?

>>9732046
Well, if I'm a ghost, I can wait a few centuries to earn the privilege of sucking Zekrom's dick or whoever.

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>>9732009
>Let out the Darkrai.
>Shadow sneak there.
>Tobias is missing his cloak and wearing a burger king crown on his head.
Well?

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>>9731982
That's what they all say. Just don't piss off the Tapus. Oh, tell Fini I'm coming to fry her later.
>>9732009
If you need help with your holy conquest of Kalos or whatever I might be free.
I'm not sure if my date stood me up.
>>9732046
That's the weakest no I've heard ever, Deo. But alright.
>>9732070
Have you SEEN Zekko? Pretty sure that dude hates sex. If he didn't before the french fry man is probably working on it.

>>9732140
That's now, people change, legendaries probably change more, a ghost has all the time in the world to ease someone into the idea of sex.
Unless some douchebag team ends the world, then things get irritating.

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>>9732140
>Poke the dragon
I APOLOGIZE.
I AM NOT FAST.

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>>9732046
Technically, it's true. Depends of the legendary in question.
Less of a favour and more of a small piece of their time.
Apologies for any bad wordings.

>>9732140
I don't plan on even getting near their ruins, I'd rather try to approach Deoxys. Or Kyurem, had a forced landing once thanks to him

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>>9732077
>Dubsfail
>Alain stares blankly at him.
Tobias...?
Why are you in a bush...?
>>9732046
Nah, he's fine. I don't know why he's in a bush, but he's fine.
>>9732140
Alright, I'll call you or something if Flare shows up.
Have fun with that date.

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>>9732166
id rather owe giratina a favor for dragging you to the distortion world.
i will never engage in sexual behavior with you or anyone.
cease this.

>>9732229
Alright alright geez, you aren't even close to the top of the list.
...Now that I think about it I need to make a list and then I need to die and become a sapient plushie.
Hmm
Arceus is probably the best, so save the best for last...
Who would I want to have sex with first...
Shit, that's a tossup between Mewtwo and Deoxys.

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>>9732077
...Hello.
>>9732201
An Alolan form, perhaps?

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>>9732201
It's a very nice bush.
>Tobias hops on out.
Hello!
>>9732281
...
Is this out son?

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>>9732170
>Play it cool, don't look desperate.
No proooooooblem, soooo... You wanna go somewhere or hang out at my place?

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>>9732294
Hello and...
Yes. Obviously. Deoxys is obviously our kid, good job Tobias, you figured it out.
I had a kid without getting laid, it's magic.
>>9732281
No, look...
>With a dramatic swish of the (stolen) cloak Alain walks over, sticking his scarf on Tobias.
He's a Kalosian form Tobias.

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>>9732308
"HANGING" HERE IS FINE.
I DO NOT BELIEVE I HAVE SEEN MUCH OF THE SKY PILLAR BEFORE.
DOES IT STILL HAVE A HUMAN POPULATION?

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>>9732294
Not your son, sadly.
>>9732378
>There's a small chuckle.
Very much so. Shall we head to Kalos?

>>9732308
What's the farthest you have ever been from this planet?
I'm curious.

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>>9732378
...Such magic cannot be real.
Oh, thank you for the scarf.
>Adjust it to look good.
>>9732498
I will adopt you when the time comes.

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>>9732419
Well, not directly. All the draconids moved out behind the pillar. They still come by to patch things up and give offerings.
I've never been to your Sinnoh temple, what's it like?

>>9732501
Well, Oort Cloud because Hoops had some stuff there and I wanted to check it out. α Centauri if you want to be completely honest.

>>9732587
>Been to another star that's light years away
>Doesn't seem to think it's a huge deal
...Did you carry a passenger when you started moving at light speed?

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>>9732514
Didn't you know, Tobias?
All Kalosians are wizards.
>Alain chuckles
My neck feels naked and exposed now, so I hope you don't mind me hanging onto your cloak for a while longer.
>>9732498
Yeah, let's go.
How are we doing this?
Letting Deoxys Shadow Sneak everyone?
Flying?

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>>9732514
...If you say so.
>>9732626
I hope you mean Darkrai. I suppose I can deal with shadow sneaking?

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>>9732587
ICY.
IT'S IN THE FAR NORTHERN REACHES OF SINNOH, BUILT INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
I NORMALLY STAY IN THE FIFTH FLOOR DOWN, WHICH IS COVERED ENTIRELY IN ICE.
WATCHING DIAMOND ATTEMPT TO NAVIGATE THAT FLOOR WAS AMUSING.

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>>9732626
You can keep it for a bit longer, I don't mind.
The queen of Alola must have something.
>>9732672
DARKRAI! TO KALOS!
>Rolling for accuracy.

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>>9732623
I mean I might be able to? Huge might, though. I didn't then, though. I'd rather not be responsible for turning humans into jelly.

>>9732675
If I ever plan to visit you I'll need to switch my diet beforehand.
>Rayquaza laughs.
Watching humans struggle with puzzles in general is amusing.
>He gives a gentle poke to the mossfluff at the shoulders.
Is this sensory stuff or something?

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>>9732672
....
>A good ten seconds are spent mumbling to himself in Kalosian before answering
Yes. I get confused sometimes. Thinking in a different language is hard. Sorry.
>>9732691
.... The what?
>Alain makes a disgusted sound as his feet squelch in mud.
Ugh, really Tobias? Route 14?

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>>9732691
>>9732783
>Deoxys snickers as the two humans fall into the muck.
Fantastic work. I see where you two got your titles from.

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>>9732766
>Regigigas jumps a bit, poking the hand back.
YES.
THE PLANT AND ITS ROOTS FORM WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY MY NERVOUS SYSTEM.

>ray forcing a battle on sniffs plot
if he leaves im blaming ray
thats seriously uncool

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>>9732882

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>>9732783
>Tobias lets his Latios out and hops on.
Whoops. Where are we going, my lady?
>>9732840
Oh, be quiet.

>>9732913
feed me those yous i wont stop
its seriously uncool

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>>9732933

>>9732959
keep going
maybe ray will see hes a fucking asshole

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>>9732974

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>>9732974

>>9732987
>>9732992
and im sure jiji loves this
gimme trips

(Seriously fucking stop, imbeciles)

>Grunt: find a doggo to pet, because stressed
Ugh, what do you guys do when you're a little lost with Trainer stuff?
I have no clue how I'm supposed to handle a situation I've got. It's work-related.

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>>9732851
Huh... Did that hurt?
>Rayquaza gives a curious touch of the cross pattern faceplate thingy.

>>9733021
Check em

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>>9733051
>doggo: be pet
Bork. I chew things. Bork.

>ray shittalking threadfags in the discord
dont use comp sets for your randos or youll get booted

>>9733148
(I lost interest in this thread a while ago but taking characters away and shittalking a decent amount of your rpers is fucked up.)

>>9733124
>Grunt: smile.
Hey there.
Hmm. I think somebody pointed you at me at one point.
No hard feelings, right?
>>9733168
( He ain't ours, he's one of the local shitstirrers. )

>>9733168
(None of these things ever happened)
(Please stop taking shit stirrers as the truth)

>>9733148
(For the love of god, this thread is already a shitpost magnet. Do you really have to make more shit up?)

>>9733178
(Okay.)
>>9733188
(Well I can't seen into the discord and when I hear about SB or whoever wanting to take people's characters away I lose interest.)

>>9733168
I'm not seeing Ray shittalk anybody, that guy's full of crap

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>>9733201
(Or you could ask for an invite to the discord)
(Nobody ever stole a character)

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>>9733124
Bork
Hi red doggo
I'm blue doggo
How are you?
Bork bork

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>>9733168
(He's shit stirring. No one is going to get booted over that.)
>>9733201
(We aren't going to take anyone's characters away. It's been said before that that has never been okay and never will be okay.)
>>9732840
It almost sounds like you're asking to battle again.
>He grabs the ends of the cloak in his left arm, making certain it doesn't trail through the mud.
Ugh. It's a good thing I'm wearing boots.
>>9732923
>A flash of light and a roar announce the release of Alain's Charizard, Alain himself quickly climbing onto his back. He pointedly the new title.
I was thinking we could start with the Terminus Cave.

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>>9733178
>Hotdog: Flop on a grunt
Bork. That happens a lot. No real context. I just get pointed a lot. Bork

>>9733236
Bork. Pretty good. If you're who I think you are, I think someone tried to make me kill your trainer once. Bork.

>roll to die

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>>9733063
NO. I AM JUST UNUSED TO HAVING MY "NERVES" TOUCHED.
.... THOSE ARE MY EYES.
I AM CURIOUS, DO THESE HAVE PURPOSE?
>Regigigas pokes the yellow patterning on Rayquaza's side

>>9733335
(jiji pls)

>>9733201
SB stepped out of line once and was reprimanded for it, this is why there are multiple GMs and not one all powerful nigga

( GM Ray here. If Kabutops Player is still here we'd like to talk. )

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>>9733315
>>9733236
Bork
Pink doggo here
Doggo party?
Bork

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( Alright, GM Talk Time )
( The source of the current misunderstanding was people being unhappy that a kid trainer with L10 Zigzagoons was running a comp Belly Drum set. )
( Comp sets are totally cool and good for experienced rando Trainers, anybody League-affiliated, and generally people who aren't Youngster Joey. )
( Random Youngsters with comp movesets is a dick move. )
( Feel free to calc with any EV/IVs you want, by the way )

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>>9733404
Stop impersonating me cuntwaffle.

>>9733415
Memes
>>9733410
Bork

>>9733431
Can you make me blue waffles? From the cunt?

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>>9733404
>>9733415
>>9733431
(Yeah I was already going to change my character or fuck off.)
(Sorry.)

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>>9733439
Bork bork?

>>9733463
yeah go away

>>9733469
Borky bork?
Bork bork!
>>9733502
No u

>>9733463
(Basically everyone in the discord hates you so make like a C fuck off for us.)

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>>9733534
Bork bork!
>>9733541
kek

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>>9733469
>>9733410>>9733548
Bork.

>>9733534
Bork?

(Shit like this is why no one wants to do anything in these threads, fuck it's making me consider dropping the evil team plot I've got going)

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>>9733315
No hard feelings right?
>>9733410
Heya
Whats up?
>>9733463
( You're cool, we have one shitter samefagging to chase people off )

>>9733548
>>9733561
BORK!
>>9733569
(Yeah tbqh it's hard when all these established things to get in the way sometimes)

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>>9733599
I have discovered berries take a long time to grow.

>>9733569
>>9733632
(Basically every plot has to dance around IP, Cata and several other groups to survive.)

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>>9733599
Bork. Nope. Bork
>chew own tail

>>9733632
Bork.

>>9733651
Gasp it's almost like doing evil things in real life you have to worry about the enforcers!

>>9733665
(Fuck off, dude.)

>>9733632
>>9733651
(I was more referring to the shitposting but I agree we could use a fresh start and evil teams could use some breathing room, not that either of those things would ever happen)
>>9733665
(There are a lot of criminal groups that don't get touched by the police)

>>9733651
>Plot gets pushback from established groubs
WAAAH THE EEEBUL GMS ARE BULLYING MY OC

>Plot gets no pushback at all
WAAHAAA EEBUL GMS DON'T PROTECT MUH SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE

Hello again /par/, how hard is to get into contests and make some cash?

>>9733695
Fair enough
>>9733684
Whine more my friend

>>9733706
Very, considering I'm pretty sure they don't have cash prizes.

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>>9733354
>Fug attempts to hold back a shudder.
They detect changes in the wind, the red ones are for electromagnetic fields.

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>>9733651
>>9733695
(You only really have to worry about the IP and competition from the Team in your region. Cata is only relevant if you're operating in Unova or Alola.)
(So yeah, you have to dance around a fuck ton of groups of you're operating on a global scale, but it's easy as hell if you're just in one region.)
>>9733706
The only rewards you get from contests are ribbons.

>>9733729
Wait what the fuck
Bloody hell, I'm screwed

>>9733773
(Every single evil team is at risk of being instantaneously BTFO by a Pokedestined.)

>>9733773
>>9733805
(This.)
(Basically avoid globetrotting "lolispyonu" shit like Emrys did.)

>>9733805
(Except Cipher Grunts, Ghetsis if he ever comes back, fishsail, Lunala...)

>>9733836
(Em, fuck off. Cipher Grunts lay low, Ghetsis is ???, fishsail aren't antags anymore, Lunala got shitposted out by Sniffers.)

>>9733836
(How many of those have actually gotten into a battle with a Pokedestined that wanted to stop them?)

>>9733773
Ahahah, fuuuck
Fuck
Damn
I kind of need a source of income, in Hpenn

>>9733896
Have you considered crystal meth?

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With the help of my psychic my Garchomp is acclimating to the team very well.
Where's a good place to get beans in Alola?

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>>9733805
(If your team is so notorious that a Pokedestined takes notice then you're already fucked.)
>>9733896
Hoenn sucks, but whatever. Try trumpets or fishing, maybe go work for a factory if you run out of options.
I'm fining you for this advice, by the way. 5 million P, pay up.

>>9733945
How is your Garchomp acting?
How was he when you first got to him?

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>>9733772
I SEE.
>He continues to fiddle with the patterns, an index finger tracing lightly along the scales.
YOU WERE SMALLER THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.
WHAT HAPPENED?

>>9733939
Please, this is a serious problem.

>>9733946
I'm in Slateport and all I have to my name is a bag with my personal effects, the clothes I'm wearing a Shuppet.

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>>9734063
Just a little confused. My psychic helped a lot.
I'm going to get a promotion too, the guy above me up and disappeared.
>>9734108
You need a ride?

>>9734135
I'm sure you can get a bit more detailed than "a little confused." What's the psychic up to?
Gratz on the promotion though.

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Afternoon. Would anyone happen to know the fastest way from Undella Town to say...
>audible ruffling of papers
no, that's got water on both sides... mmm
>a map unfolds
Twist... bit too obvious
>paper noises intensify
Oh dear gods this is going to be awful...
Uh... Icirrus City?

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>>9734108
Fine, whatever, you're fine this time.
Better get to that fishing, I'm fining 10 million P once you stop being broke as fuck.

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>>9734135
... did the guy above you happen to live next to you?

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>>9734181
Well, Garchomp aren't native to Alola. Got him from a breeder. The psychic is helping out with getting him acclimated.
Do you know if Metagross is any good for a team with a Malamar and a Garchomp?
>>9734258
I'd suggest plane. You know it's pretty cold up there, right?
>>9734276
Sure did, can you believe that?

>>9734135
I'm not taking offers from strangers on the internet for a second time, sorry.

>>9734263
Fuck, guess I have no other options, then.

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>>9734289
... is the "psychic" a Malamar?
Also, no, you're doubling up on Psychic types.

>>9734289
Well, you already have a psychic and a 'mon applicable for mega evolution, so maybe look for something else? I'm not much of a battler, but I have studied the types quite a bit.

>>9734289
You've already got a mega pokemon and a psychic, so no, if you want a Steel type, go for an Aegislash or a Klefki

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>>9734289
Yes and it's going to be awful. Hmm...
>paper noises intensify
...Chargestone Cave. How true are the rumors about it?

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>>9734350
Your loss.
>>9734358
Yep.
I'll take your word for it.
>>9734373
>>9734387
Hmm... Alright.
>>9734400
That it's filled with electricity and those damn eels? Definitely, I'd suggest having a ground type with you.
Uh, they're getting a bit loud in there. Be back.

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>>9734135
>>9734289
>>9734426
Yyep... this is giving me some real awful vibes.
>Continues waiting for the delivery from Unova

>>9734426
Loud?
What exactly is your Malamar doing for the Garchomp?

>>9734495
>for
I think you mean "to".

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>>9734426
That's....
You're having your own psychic perform mental work on a Pokemon?
What work was he doing, exactly?
>>9734400
Which rumors?

>>9734517
Either or.

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>>9734426
Excellent.

>>9734536
That it has a strong electromagnetic energy field, is inhabited by joltik and klink, and is rarely visited by anyone but hikers, spelunkers, and the occasional scientist. All of whom could be easily ambushed and thrown down a hole.

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>>9734642
That's an incredibly specific scenario, isn't it?

>>9734426
(GMs are going to kill your plot senpai)

>>9734426
(GMs regret giving you your wish and someone's going to kill you off)

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>>9734536
Again, as I've said, acclimating him to the team. I trust my pokemon.
I have a business meeting to get to, sorry.
>>9734739
(I don't mind too much. TF Todd is supposed to be fairly bad at hiding his crimes.)
>>9734754
(ok)

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>>9734739
>>9734754
Why you gotta lie so much?

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>>9734739
>>9734754
(This is false, as usual)

>>9734772
(Carry on, this is an interesting plot)

(You ever start a plot and then just lose interest? What do?)

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>>9734642
A lot of Ace Trainers like to hang around the cave.
I've heard that Clay goes in there to train sometimes, but I'm not sure if that's true or not.
>>9734772
Alright, see ya.

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>>9734847
(Alright.)

>TFman Todd: Rolling for success at business meeting.

>>9734852
Either drop it or try and see it through to the end.

>>9734952
>Drop it.
(I've dropped like four, man.)

>>9734961
I mean those are your only real choices unless you want to try and shelve it for now

>>9734852
(Depends on why you lost interest)

>>9734888
Quick question: I left your company a little while ago, but can you check if I'm still able to use services open to the general public?

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>>9735104
You wanna be a bit more detailed...?

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>>9735186
Sure. I quit because I fucked up and the bosses had to save my sorry ass on very short notice.
An angry Metagross was involved.

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>>9735231
>cough

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>>9735231
I meant which resources, but alright.
Hey John.

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>>9735261
Non-employee Cata-list job board use, mostly.
Taking in more Pokemon isn't something that seems too likely for me, to be honest, but if you could check that as well I'd appreciate it.
>>9735250
Oops. Sorry, Seb. I got some more stuff for the house, though.

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>>9735355
I don't think you're banned from using either, but I can ask.
>Ring ring, calling Colress.

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>>9735355
"You sure we got any more space?"
(Read as: I have no idea how big is this house)

"Speaking of stuff, the things I saved from the station and had stashed in a rented storage unit arrived. Yes, things that were legally ours, mostly from the workshop"

>>9735261
Well, hello again.

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>>9735390
Colress' ovi lounge. You pay it we lay it.
What's up, Hilbert?

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>>9735419
( three-bed, two-bath, big enough for the typical 'Murican nuclear family. Ask John how he got it sometime for the lols. )
"Pretty sure, just replacing the folding chairs and table with actual cheap-but-sturdy stuff. Oh, and I picked up a decent microphone for when we do the podcast thing."

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>>9735440
"What's the pric-"
>There's a loud clearing of the throat
"John just hit me up and he wants to know if he's banned from using the non employee Cata-list board and the Catalyst Pokemon adoption and rehabilitation stuff."
>>9735419
Yep, hey Sebastian, any luck with Desmond and skinny jeans?

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>>9735493
Screening process will be the same for any poster. Just as long as he isn't trying to pitch any bombs or anything he'll be fine.

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>>9735463
"Excellent, apart the soundboard and a few spare parts I didn't take any radio equipment"

>>9735493
Truth to be told, I'm not even sure where he is.

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>>9735513
"Alright, I'll let him know. Thanks Col."
>>9735589
What, do you need me to find Des for you?>>9735355
Good news John, you can use the public resources. Same rules apply as with other posters.

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>>9735695
Excellent. I'm sure somebody in town needs somebody to crunch numbers and balance books, and Ray can keep the psych-for-hire listing plans.
Oh, Hilbert? If you could, tell Colress I regret the cover-up. He'll know what I mean.

im gonna fuckin kill myself

>>9735911
Jiji no. Please.

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>>9735911
What's wrong?

hey /pos/ how do i stop being an anxiety elemental

>>9735911
me 2

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>>9735695
No need for, but thanks. If he isn't telling even us, it's for a good reason.

>>9735900
If we're throwing our marketable skills around, I can still do computer networking tasks and consulting.
There are other issues I'd like to talk about but not now, topics still too hot.

>>9735952
What's giving you anxiety? People? Other problems? Deal with those people or problems :D

>>9735952
(No idea man, maybe we can start a club.)
>>9735963
Well, alright. HMU if you need a Des tracker.
>>9735900
Okay John, I'll leave Colress your cryptic ass message next time I report in to him.

-Hilbert the Imageless Aether Employee

>>9736005
goo

>>9735980
being alive

but those too in a way sort of i dont know

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>Rolling for a thing.

>>9736231
goo?

>Frankie: shitpost.
>>9736111
I'd suggest a change of scenery. Or medication, or a psych, depending.
>>9736020
Hey there. Do you have advice on this whole 'radio' thing? I'm on the other shift.

>RPer: Roll for if you should shoot yourself

>>9736560
>hug a duder

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>Nerd: finish up taking apart crates and install a workshop of sorts in a disused room
>Except for the "Basement #2" crate, that comes later
>"Back in action"

>>9736507
Just host whatever music you like and take calls. A lot of calls.

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>>9736507
Have a playlist pre-set, less hassle.
Other than that? No, not really, it's just answering calls.

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Slept in a fucking stairwell. Where the fuck is my life going?
Hate this place, my stomach is growling.
Down to the basement.
>Rolling.

Hey, trainer here.
Anyone know where I can get a Sun Stone in Kalos? I can't find one in any of the local shops and nobody around here seems to know where to find one.
Am I going to have to order one online or something?

>>9737274
Isn't there a store for evo rocks in Lumiose?

>>9737035
How many basements does that place have man?

i want sun and fug to get married

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>>9737035
>5.
Fucking smells like rot down here. I'm not fucking ready for more corpse digging already.
>Rolling.
>>9737328
More than the map I have says.

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>>9737035
Downwards, apparently.
>>9737274
Most likely. Google says Lumiose has a rock store. Google also says that it's expensive as shit so... You might be out of luck.

>>9737298
Not sure, I'm not from Kalos. I'm just visiting because there are a couple of Pokemon here I wanted to fill out my team.
Thanks for the information.

>>9737381
Thanks as well, I'm sure I could make some money battling people for a bit.
It'd also give my little Barnard some experience too.
>John heads off to Lumiose.
>Not gonna roll for travel time, I'll just say in 4 posts time because it seems fairly slow.

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>>9737366
>66.
...That's the second officer. Left me a gift.
>6 bullets added to inventory.
For the faint of heart I urge you not to click this.
>Uploaded officerjohannison.png
>The corpse is stuffed in a closet, it looks like the skin and muscle has mostly been stripped off of his torso and lower body.
>His uniform is folded neatly in the corner.
>A thumb is held in front of the camera, over the crotch.

>>9737381
Very fucking downwards. Looks like this room is some kind of... I don't fucking know, preaching room. There's some kind of bible here.
>Rolling.

>>9737556
>DANIEL: Check inventory.

>>9737556
Holy shit.
I haven't seen anything that gruesome since the time a group of poachers took an unhealthy interest in my team.
You need backup, and I'm getting tempted to personally ask my boss about sending you outside assistance.

>>9737556
By Arceus...
Show me the bible, please.

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>>9737556
I'd make a joke about you being in hell but there's a bible there.
>>9737446
Noooooo I mean ridiculously expensive, even by Lumiose standards.

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>>9737570
-Cigs, 20.
-38.
-6 bullets.
-Arcanine, Lv40
-7 revives.
-4 max potions.

>>9737576
I'll be fine. Those four cops? That was a squad. Must have gotten nabbed when they came in.

>>9737585
>>9737600
About that...

>>9737556
>Uploaded cover.png
>The cover is embossed with a Marowak skull, two scythes from a Kabutops cross behind it.
>uploaded page1.png
>The page talks about the savior, constructed of both bone and flesh, able to cleanse the world of humans which seek to destroy it.
Hell of a fucking cult...
>Bible added to inventory.
I'll update you when I get outside.

>>9737658
>the savior, constructed of both bone and flesh, able to cleanse the world of humans which seek to destroy it.
ABORT ABORT GET THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO RESIDENT EVIL MAN
YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED FOR BOWS

>>9737600
>John arrives at Lumiose and heads into the Stone Emporium.
Doesn't seem that bad, a Sun Stone here is 4200p.
They're selling Mega Stones too and those are super expensive, like 1,000,000p each, maybe you're thinking of those?

>>9737658
This is is most distressing.
May He bless you in your search.

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>>9737658
Oh. Well, I change my mind. You are in hell. Have fun.
>>9737696
Oh. Whoops. Yep, that's what I was thinking of. Silly me.

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>>9737556
Who would do such a thing?

>>9737658
Welp you're boned.
Run while you can man

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>>9737658
>>9737556
>Taking notes
>Consider calling central, realize this is out of one's jurisdiction and unit
You need reinforcements. Run away.

>>9737713
"Hey, hello"
"Sorry we couldn't go out, tried all day to get in contact with anyone who may have seen her with no luck*

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>>9737684
>>9737709
>>9737712
>>9737747
Everything will be fine.

>>9737713
Cultists.

>>9737718
Too far down the Buneary hole to go now.

>>9737658
Fucking raining, great. This is going to be fucking swell.
I'm checking the local jail next. Going to see if there are any files on this cult thing.
>Rolling.

>>9737712
Thanks anyway for helping me find out about this place.
>John buys himself a Sun Stone and walks out.
>He heads back to his hotel in Ambrette Town to go sleep for a bit.

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>>9737789
>Enemy Action: Rolling to get rid of evidence.

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>>9737747
>"It is fine, this hotel room is nice compared to sleeping outside and the television is quite entertaining."

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>>9737821
No problem.
>>9737789
Uh huh. That's what people always say.

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>>9737658
>>9737789
Holy shit.
This is officially Fucked Up, amigo.
These guys are enough of a threat you should get IP men in there.
I'd ask about getting Catalyst guys to back you up, but I'm not sure Johto cops would like their guys bringing in that kind of foreign muscle, ese.

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>>9737824
>4
>Noted.

>>9737933
I really don't need this sass.

>>9737956
Look, I told them to send a team in if I didn't come back. They know.
Don't worry.

>>9737789
>9 plus enemy action = nothing at all.
All the fucking cabinets are cleaned dry. This is fucking unnatural. There has to be fucking something here.
Something.
>Rolling.

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>>9738037
>7.
Empty fucking handed.
Back to the car. Need to make notes.
Goodnight everyone.

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>>9738169
Goodnight.

>>9738206
>throw desmond at

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>>9738206
>>9738208
What.
I'm claiming the couch. Fuckin' UBs.

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>>9738169
Stay safe.

Hey, /par/.
My father just sent me a letter saying effectively that I destroyed our family and that I'm disowned.
I'm a little shaken up over it, for a number of reasons. First and most obvious, I'm disowned, but it also means that the entire family's probably holding a grudge against me, not just him, due to some serious shit that happened months ago.
Any advice?

>>9738275
frankie?

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>>9738283
>Frankie: enter the brave new world of avatarfagging!
>( I swear this is the oldest character to have not claimed an av )
Am I that obvious?
I guess if you know me then you probably know what the serious shit is. For those who don't, my sister worked herself up into psycho-mode and eventually tried to kill me to "rescue" my Pokemon.
Given my track record as compared to hers, I think the scare quotes are fitting - she managed to get her license revoked. In Kanto.
But yeah. It's me.

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>>9738208
What? Didn't you try this befor-
>>9738232
>Desmond: successfully thrown at
>Hilbert accepts his new spot on the floor
.... hey Des. I know I've made jokes about you ass and all, but I didn't think it'd actually end up on me.

>>9738320
You wouldn't believe how easy your wording is to trace.
I'm going to assume your family is not going to listen to reason, best to stay where you are now, make new friends, etc.

>>9738331
(*your ass.)
(Maybe I should get my r key checked out, I miss that letter so often.)

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>>9738275
>>9738320
Join the club and hope you've got enough savings.

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>>9738331
Well if it's any consolation you're the first guy I've ridden.
>Desmond gives a flat heh before standing up and helping Hilbert up.
Come on, get to bed. I'm just going to take your couch.

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>>9738354
Score.
>After being helped up Hilbert takes up a position leaning against the back of the couch.
No can do, champ. I've got night shifts, remember?
If you need me I'll be shitposting at my desk.

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>>9738337
Yeah. Dad's role model is Bruno if that tells you anything.
I think they're just upset and looking for someone to blame, and I just happened to be the easiest scapegoat because I left the Region to work for a bunch of dirty radicals.
It's easier to say "I did a bad thing and my poor sister couldn't take it" than "Carmen went off the deep end, chased me from Kanto to Kalos, and tried to murder me because I wouldn't fork over my Pokemon to a known abuser".
>>9738343
The good news is that I'm financially independent, sir.
Well, it's just 'Seb' instead of 'Sir' now, I suppose. How are you doing, Seb? I hear you resigned and moved, mind if I ask where to?

>snug my pokemon
>hey this nice cool yes
>start getting boners
>feel immense shame and distance myself from my pokes
>they catch on to my boners, shame and everything else in like a few days
help help what do i feel fucking disgusting

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>>9738397
Hoo boy, at this rate Catalyst will have to look into legal service for the disowned.
Still a better story than "left a cushy job in search of more in life, found forbidden love, destroyed the family plans and left it with no approved heir"

IAnd 'm doing fine Frankie, moved to Alola just after I resigned. Living with John and Ray in their surprisingly big house, beginning plans for the future.

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>>9738397
Hello???
Yes??
>Sniff the human
Radio grunt??

>>9738459
Don't feel disgusting?
What kinda 'mons you got, dude?

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>>9738459
Sexual attraction is nothing to feel shame and self disgust over, but, to answer your question...
Brave the awkwardness and talk to your Pokemon about it.
Alternatively, seek sexual pleasure elsewhere and see if you still have this issue.

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>>9738459
Talk it over with them?
Let 'em know that you're not gonna pull anything they're not comfortable with, at least, man.
>>9738460
"Approved heir"? Mother Mew, I've nearly got the stereotypical Kantonese patriarch for a dad and even my family's not that fucking archaic.
I know exactly what you mean about forbidden love, though.
>>9738469
>Pet the odd doggo.
Yep, that's me, big guy.
I'm Frankie, the radio grunt.

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>>9738508
>He flops on the floor, still sniffing Frankie
Hello??
Yes??
What are you doing??

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>>9738459
Answer yourself if you are actually attracted to them and if the feeling is reciprocal.
Communication is key.

>>9738508
Dad is an absentee doormat and mom is a domineering bitch, and being an only child, she had planned out most of my life. Get a high paying job, marry a rich girl (mom approved), procreate, keep the family name alive.
Breaking these plans apart in front of her with someone I actually love felt great.

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>>9738595
"Talking with people online about my family problems, Anomalesia. I'm not exactly welcome at the next family reunion. It's a long story."
>Pat doggo.
>>9738614
Well, shit. My folks could be a little overbearing, but nothing like that. Fuck.
Glad to hear you broke out of that, man. Talk about a shitty mother-in-law for your partner to deal with, though. It didn't get rough, did it?

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>>9738664
Only for a few seconds in reaction to an impromptu make out session, she had to be taken away by security while crying. Hospital security.
The only reason I haven't yet fully blocked her out of my life is in case there are a few more saucy developments to drive the point further.

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>>9738785
She had to be dragged away crying, and you're looking to throw more gas on the fire?
Savage.
Watch out for crazy killer family and send me the footage when this happens. this is the stuff viral videos are made of.
>Frankie: go full narco, fall facefirst onto 'dex.

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>>9738843
I'm pretty much expecting her to go catatonic if she tries any more bullshit. Hint: it involves psychic visions and bedroom antics.

>Parents keep telling me to find a girl and get married
>No clue how to explain to them I already found her but she's a Banette
Fuck.

>>9740429
Just have the plush wife give them the Soul Succ.

>>9740445
The what?

>>9740497
The Soul Succ. It's exactly what it sounds like.

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What do you do when you're the first one awake?

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>>9741209
Drink coffee, check the news, and maybe get a little exercise in?
Speaking of which, I'm probably going to be busy most of the day with side projects. Time to make some money.

MAHINAAAAAAAAAA! PEAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>9741209
Gas the fairy types?

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>>9741758
.... what?
>>9741568
Hmm.... maybe. I think I'll go for a run with Charizard.
Just gotta...
>Alain scribbles a quick note and sticks it on Tobias' face before leaving the hotel room.

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>Nerd: be in a hurry

>>9741568
"Found an emergency contractor job will be out I D K for how long woosp almost late"
>Zip out of the house towards Hau'oli
>Last 2 post digits + 100 until work done

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Wow, the Unova league is pretty easy. I'm already at my fifth gym!
Hey PAR, does anyone have any advice for chronic headahces?

>>9742180
>Fifth gym
>in like four days
Have you been sleeping...?

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>>9742206
Yes! Uh, I'm excited to do this, um...
Yeah!

>>9741590
(Okay for real what the fuck are we gonna do about those Necrozma fusions)

>>9742902
(Wait until the game comes out. Forcing something we don't know the plot of in is not a good idea.)
(For now we act like it hasn't happened, might be a big plot point idk.)

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>A Necrozma: Wonder where B Necrozma is.
>Reboot self.

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>>9742937
Data corruption at 37%. Battle systems shut down until further notice.
>Attempt to find Sun.

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>>9742563
Oooo, what's your team?
>>9743066
>You find Sun sitting underneath a ledge in Undella town with his breakfast. It takes him a few seconds to notice you, but he waves cheerfully when he does.
Hi Nec!

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>>9743189
Hello, α-Sun. I am α-Necrozma. As opposed to β-Necrozma.
>The pokemon speaks with frequent pauses and stops.
I feel I need. An update. Before I can. Function properly.
Can you. Help?

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>>9743228
Um.... Can't you update yourself?
>Sun eyes Necrozma with a look of mild concern.
Are you gonna be okay?

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>>9743292
When I. Get an update. Ten Carat Hill. Does not contain. My backups.
Would you. Know any one who. Worked with beta Necrozma?

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>>9743326
Beta Necrozma? Um....
>The champion worries his lip as he thinks it over
I think he was hanging around Catalyst for a while, so he probably worked with Colress!

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>>9743422
Thank you. You are much-
>The audio feed cuts out and the pokemon resorts to giving Sun a hug.
>It draws the word "CATALYST" badly in the sand and teleports away.

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HELLO
I COME TO YOU FROM ANOTHER WORLD
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE SHORTLY

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>>9743535
nice oc

>>9743535
It's about damn time.
I don't want to live in this world anymore.

>>9743550
(You wish)
https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/872094256017625089

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>>9743535
Awful OC

>>9743550
Tell him to eat shit Grape.

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>>9743561
(Nah I know, don't worry.)
>>9743568
tell him yourself

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>>9743579
Fine I will.

>>9743535
EAT SHIT ASSHOLE! Fall off your ponyta!

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>>9743506
Bye Nec!
>>9743535
>Sun's breathing picks up as he fights off panic
Ha ha.... that's funny Lunala...

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Did I hear a jojo referance

>>9743690
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
JOJOS

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>>9743690
No. But just for reference, how many breads have you eaten?

I WANT TAPU KOKO AND FUG TO SPITROAST SUN

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>>9743837
I wouldn't say no if offered.

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>>9743778
Forty breads.

>>9743778
>>9743837
>>9743863
>>9743918
LOLOLOLOL

XDDDDDDDDD

JOJOS

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>>9743568
>>9743633
MINE FORME WILL NOT BE INSULTED! YOU WILL BE AMONG THE FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED FROM THIS WORLD

>>9743679
'TIS NO JOKE, SUN, YOUR OTHER, BORNE OF MY WORLD, WISHES TO ELIMINATE YOUR REALITY

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>>9743973
suck my dick

MAHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

its all the same
if you really think about it
they all come from the sky
and they love sun

mahina cropea la croliona

RP WHEN

>>9744208
rp is canceled
everybody go home

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Hello, Internet?
How do I hire someone to do my grocery shopping?
I've been "banned for life" by a whiny manager who listens to the Kalosians too much.
He couldn't even stand the smell of fresh durian!

>>9744244
Does Cata-List cover your area?