/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Purest Love Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Paramount making The Loud House Movie due 2020
http://deadline.com/2017/03/spongebob-loud-house-sherlock-gnomes-1202054433
>New Books & DVD Announced
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2017/03/new-loud-house-books-and-dvd-announced.html
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Upcoming Episodes:
PROMO: https://vimeo.com/219757266
Back Out There (6/12)
>Clyde, worried that Lincoln is hung up on Ronnie Anne, decides to try and cure his post-breakup blues.
Fool's Paradise (6/13)
>The Loud family believes that they are safe from pranks on April Fool's Day, because prankster Luan is away at camp.
Potty Mouth (6/14)
>After hearing Lily curse, the siblings worry about being a bad influence, and become determined to change their behavior
L is for Love (6/15)
>When a love letter shows up at the house addressed only to ``L,'' the family tries to figure out the intended recipient
An older Lily is a cute Lily!
Literally perfect
Post the best thing you got as a request, /tlhg/.
>>9719609
>not drawing your own requests
A happy Knarrenheinz is a cute Knarrenheinz!
a dead space ghost is a cute space ghost!
>>9719609
Woooooooooo
There's another thread in use why make another?
>>9719609
I asked him a Big Boss Leni.
He gave me a Big Boss Leni.
Bless that guy.
>>9719713
because the other thread is a shit
>>9719609
>>9719609
>>9719713
Because that thread was old and past bump limit, and we had already moved out of it to go into the last thread.
She's a treasure
>1 year and still no merch
So, how was your sunday? Did you do everything you wanted?
>>9720031
No
are there any good loud house related songs that could be sampled for hip hop? was thinking the song that plays during lanas frog movie would be cool, but she fucking talks through the whole thing so its no good.
>>9720006
What about the comic?
>>9720076
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GIVE ME MY LYNN ANIMU FIGURINE?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Come to me, my sons. Confess thy sins.
BOY IT'S HOT WHERE I LIVE IT'S HOOOOOT I'M IN FIRE
>>9720006
The comic, shirts, the DVD.
And there's still at least two more comics coming plus the books that lean more towards the literature side.
>>9720130
And all are shit, that makes me feel even sadder
Remember the Mexiloli.
>>9720173
w h o
>>9720117
I regularly look for incest related entertainment
>>9720006
>tfw you will never snuggle with a life sized Lynn plushie.
It hurts.
>>9720173
Remember the Alamo.
>>9720031
I Went to Disney's California Adventure and rode on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride and two other rides. It was packed, but I had a fun time nonetheless.
>>9720173
>>9720188
Everyone forgot her already
>>9720173
remember the mexishota
>>9720173
Is Ronnie Anne the Rachel Wilson of The Loud House?
>>9720006
>figures never
I'm gonna religion of peace Nick if they give us funkos tho
>>9720068
You know that's the one thing I don't really pay attention to. The music is just kind of there. Even when Luna plays something it's just generic rock. If you want to try some slow hip hop you could always use the "Sad" theme
>>9720219
>weeb statueshit
glad we don't live in the bad universe.
>>9720209
Remember the meximilf?
>>9720219
kek
>>9720221
what is the sad theme? and i agree about the show having really bland music, i hate that luna plays dated ass dad rock.
>>9720117
I'm gay
>>9720309
We already knew that, faggot
>>9720117
I fap to gay niggers fucking, but no other gay videos. I'm not attracted to men. Am I gay?
>>9720173
Lincoln would remember Grandma's cake more than that cockroach Ronnie
>>9720117
If there was a big autistic /tlhg/ meet up I'd happily be the cock slut of the event
>>9720443
Lincoln would never forget his true love.
>>9720480
kek
>>9720173
I remember her alright.
>>9719961
Not when we left. Our last thread got to the limit before the other one did.
>>9720480
>True love
But he didn't give a fuck about her moving to other state
chris savino le gusto mucho de incesto HUE HUE HUE
>>9720508
It was already past limit, then people made another thread early, then I guess spam got deleted which put it back under, and then people posted in that while psting in the thread people moved in, and then that got to bump limit, and then I guess this thread was made.
>>9720309
its not a sin to be gay anon
>>9720558
I can't. It's too huge for camera
>>9720527
good post
>>9720305
That them that plays when somebody apologies for something or reveals something. Like when Lana tells Lincoln she can't be like normal girls in Toads and Tiaras
>>9720514
varg_face.jpg
>>9720476
Show us your asshole!
>>9720476
What would a /tlhg/ meet up smell like?
>>9720173
You're all diamonds
>>9720639
old cum and shame
>>9720579
>gay education
>>9720639
Taco Bell
>>9720639
Stale sweat, bad breath, and B.O.
>>9720639
Like failure
>>9720476
CCs you'd meet n fuck?
I'd bring Lola's Pussy Juice for all to drink
>>9720733
CC's who would shoot up the event
>>9720733
SB99, zero question. To this music.
https://youtu.be/d5-B7mYIUb0
>My dad has 6 siblings
Holy fuuuuck
>>9720777
I've heard of winning the lottery but this is ridiculous!
>>9720733
Also SB99
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Lacy Story<<
Author: AbuseGuy
WIP - http://pastebin.com/quBARvKb
Last Update: 01-04-2017
>Lacy's Aunt Leni tells her the story of how her parents were like.
NEWS & Q/A
>New Fic
https://pastebin.com/8dMPmEDq
Drunk (Lynncoln)
AlchyHolic
>update
https://pastebin.com/JMvWqYW3
Adult Chocolate Milk
hypnobob
>You might like this then.
https://pastebin.com/Sfq2ApMY
Welcome Back [Working Title] (WIP)
AbuseGuy
>I made a small update on second date starts on line 113.
https://pastebin.com/zGPBgrRQ
Second date (WIP ha ha in progress)
JestSumguy
>New chapter.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12431581/10/The-Prodigal-Lincoln-Stigmata
CaptainDarko2.0
>Line 855
https://pastebin.com/r9WcBUYR
Linc vs Lynn: The Ulltimate Loud Showdown
Mike-the-mic
>New stuff starts on line 49:
http://pastebin.com/edAUhL73
Yandere Lily (WIP)
Yaridovich23
>done for now, heres the paste, new stuff on line 205:
https://pastebin.com/xa10CnSg
The Loud that Leapt Through Time (WIP)
hypnobob
>A story I'm writing at 2 am hope you like it
https://pastebin.com/AQdtvVem
Lily's Crush
hospice-writer
>Here the paste is for now. Will continue here in a bit.
https://pastebin.com/gMJHYxx0
Lynn is a Slut (WIP)
a guest
>continued from...wow 10 days already
https://pastebin.com/tQUSfYdG
All for Him (Title WIP)
a guest
>It's exactly what you think it is. Okay, not really. (Prev. "Welcome Back")
https://pastebin.com/Sfq2ApMY
Making Love With Leni
AbuseGuy
>>9720945
kys spammer
>>9720945
As a writefag on this list, fuck off with this shit already, it's annoying as fuck
>>9720938
>ywn wake up to this sight
Whelp, my life became a bit darker.
>>9720945
Kill yourself, you mongrel
>>9719572
and he is escalating down
>>9721116
get out reddit
>>9720979
I'm still gonna jerk off to this, wish me luck.
>>9721220
People've jerked to worst.
>>9721017
Slut Rita is nice.
>>9720536
how come we can get rid of spam but fuckzilla's useless posts get to stay?
>>9721142
no u alula
>>9721317
Same reason why we still have "she's a treasure" and etc, while both spam, even an outsider can see the difference between threadly spam and all-out spam.
Also, it's entirely possible that the person posting the spam just posted a pic that broke rule 3, and his posts got deleted when he got banned for that, not for spamming.
>>9721317
Because he sucks off all the CC's in the discord and they whiteknight him here.
>>9721423
Olivia Jensen.webm
>>9721423
Best to leave it in the realm of 2D.
>>9721400
not really, he's annoying as fuck in there but people just tolerate him
I don't even know what he does in there, just annoy the fuck out of people
>>9721317
Because your tears are delicious
>>9721317
Because life's not fair
request
>>9718803
sorry for the delay, finished dinner and another delivery
>>9721756
This with lincoln
>>9721771
Nice
>>9721756
Lucy doing this hand posture while looking monotone
>>9721756
Lynn lazily giving herself a hi-five
>>9721793
kys pedozilla
Leni is for f__ in the s__
>>9721904
Fucking in the sun
>>9721904
farts in the sniffer
>>9721915
Kys and see you in the next thread
>>9721915
get out eme
>>9721904
feet in the socks
>>9721756
Lewd Lynn
>>9721423
Well don't ask how she looks in 3D. The answer is not good.
>>9721771
Oh shit, thanks for doing my request man. I've been itching for a bit of Maria content.
>>9721701
Natalie Mars sure has been getting around lately
>>9721971
pics or gtfo
>>9721771
Nice
>>9721006
what is this
>>9721756
A Grimes family picture with Lori as Lori, Bobby as Rick, and Lincoln as Carl
greentext ideas i may do?
>>9721904
fighting in the street?
>>9722359
Leni finds Lori's dragon dildo collection.
>>9721781
seconding
>>9722359
A video of Lucy's club suddenly makes her the center of attention at her school, and she doesn't know how to deal with the sudden popularity.
>>9722402
>not the other way around
You ever wonder if the show's gonna make a "What if" focused episode that answers questions like what would Luna be like if she didn't discover Mick Swagger when she was young or what would the siblings look life if their age order is reversed?
>>9722232
Moana, Alice in Wonderland, and Mary Poppins
>>9722380
Hell yeah.
>>9722450
Disney's Moana?
>>9722458
I think the artist forgot to draw her torso
>>9722470
Probably, the image is disney themed
>>9722443
Sky's the limit. We already have gender-swap and a "sisters lose their gimmick" episodes.
>>9722493
That movie was trash
>>9722443
What if used Lisa's time machine to go back to the Vietnam days and fulfill her IT AINT ME fantasies?
>>9722514
I wouldn't know
>>9720006
I wonder how many miserable chinese workers will be forced to paint the stripes on Leni's panties?
>>9722537
Don't bother with it. It's just not a very interesting movie.
>>9721809
>>9720006
It's a kids show nigga
>>9722573
Thanks
>>9720206
>Guardians of the Galaxy ride
What? Seriously?
>>9722484
Looks fine to me
>>9722573
That's a big hand.
>>9722573
Bigger.
>>9722579
Where did it go?
>>9722429
What size does Leni use to satisfy her urges?
>>9722634
Those are some tiny thots, but aren't hats supposed to be black as well? Not that I'm complaining
>>9722626
Like a super realistic hand? That would be funny
>>9722707
CUTE
>>9722707
GAY
>>9722686
Very impressive Leni. But if Leni can handle something like this then Im afraid of what Lola is hiding underneath her bed.
>>9722707
UGLY
3 in the morning? The perfect time to post perfection.
>>9722739
You got it.
>>9722536
>royal woods current year
>Hey Lis' we where learn about the viet-cong war in school and I was wondering if you could help me with some homework
>I thinksh you mean Vietnam Luna, and I will help you with you homework.. On one condithsion
>What is it little dude?
>I need you to test a new macshine I made.
>Well sure I can help what kinda machine we talkin?
>Your'll see just stepch into this chamber.
>Ok, but you better not gas me bro, cuz belson was a gas that this chick don't wanna be apart of.
>I asshure you you'll be fine
Luna steps into the chameber
>Now what sis?
>Well, whatsh is your homework on?
>The tent offensive of something sounds groovy
>1968 it is
The room fills with a bright white light
>Nó không phải là tôi starts playing
>>9722739
Great. When ya gonna start?
>>9722761
Is there more?
>>9722765
Post his asshole
>>9722782
I just typed it out so there can be
>>9722808
Please
>>9722833
Thanks
are there any fics where Lincoln fucks Carlota?
>>9722071
I tried.
>>9722859
no prob
>>9722873
Genuinely good my man
>>9722873
Can you post more Lori?
>>9722873
How did you know I had a boner for Florence Henderson? Thanks!
>>9722887
Doing what?
>>9722873
Hair seems a bit too short
>>9723000
Not him but something like this. Leni too
>>9722816
South Vietnam March 16 1968
>what, what happened?
>Luna, Luna! can you hear me?
>what? yea Lisa, but where are you and where am I?
>Your in Vietnam circa 1968
>Wait you sent me to Vietnam?!
>Well ifch Uncle Sam did it 50 years ago why can't I do it now?
>Can you not make a political statement right now? What the hell am I suppose to do here? I'm a chick I can't go fight.
>Well.....
>Well what Lisa? What did you do to me?
>I didn't do anything to you, but to everyone else there you will look like a guy (not that it was much effort)
>HEY I'll kick your ass!
>Notsh if you wanna get back you won't
>Fine then whats my "guy" name
>Luke I gotsh the name from an interesting dream Lincoln had. wonderful mind that boy has
>Whatever I'm "Luke" now, where do I go
>LUKE! a loud booming voice yelled
>GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO SUPPLY WITH THE REST OF C COMPANY
>I suggest you do what he says Luna. Lisa said
>Sir yes sir I'll go right away
>YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOIN YOU SHOULD BE THERE!!
Luna makes her way to supply
>Get a load of the new guy. some soldiers snickered
Luna kept her head down
>One M-16a1 4 frag grenades 3 bandoleers move along Pvt.
>So where are we going guys? Luna asked
>Some fuckin village with a bunch of gooks in it.
>yea if you ask me the only good gook is a dead one! some soldiers said
>Whats it called?
>Uhh. My Lai? or something gay like that who gives a shit
>It wasn't I starts playing
cont.?
>>9723108
I don't get this meme
>>9723108
You might want to get more descriptive but yes keep going.
CC's who make you mad
>>9723393
Beryl
>>9723393
The one's who repost shitty memes in the discords
CC's who only do it for the (You)s
>>9723476
literally everyone except Unknown_Artist
>>9723476
All of them
CC's whose egos are so massive they post their own work to feel relevant
Good night /TLHG/ !!!
>>9721756
Something good happening to Lincoln for once.
>>9721756
This with Lori and Lincoln
>>9723491
Depraved? Really? I thought that poll world have some serious shit like snuff or unbirth. Is that really the best you can do?
CC's who aren't me that were highly revered by /tlhg/ until drama arose causing everyone to turn their backs on him, leading to an inferiority complex that caused said CC to abandon the threads, become a discord recluse, drop out of college, and move back in with his mother, who still are not me by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEuYAT1nZQk
>>9723294
In a Huey flying over rice patties
>Alright men we have it on good authority the remnants of the viet-cong 48th NLF Battalion are hiding out in Son My village area. Our job is to destroy them. The commanding officer said
The Huey begins to touch down
>GO GO GO
>Alright dudes lets do this! Luna said cheerfully
>That's the spirit Luke! a soldier said
The troops make their way into the village
>I thought we where coming in under fire what gives? A soldier said annoyed
>Yea where are the japs? Luna said
>Japs? Luna, Japs? Lisa said
>Whoops, I mean I wanna kill a commie yea! Luna said embarrassed
>So Lisa can you give me some info on what happens here? I don't wanna get caught in a ambush Luna said helping to heard the villagers into the common house
>Uh yes, Let me check (keyboard typing) My Lai 1968 yadayada, massacre, killings, war crimes. Oh no Lisa said with worry in her voice oh no
>What does "oh no" mean Lis?
>You may wanna get away from the villagers Luna
>What, why? Whats gonna happen
*Gun shots ring out*
>Oh fuck Lisa get me out of here! Get me out of here! Luna yelled
>Shit Loud the hells wrong with you? Take some bad acid? That the third time you've started talkin to yourself. A fellow soldier said to Luna
>What? Acid? No I just need to know where to shoot Luna said
>Anywhere there's vc sympathizers all around
>We're shooting women and children? Luna said confused
>No, we're shootin gooks! The soldier said, happily
>LISA I NEED TO GO. NOW.
>I'm working on it Luna I'm working on it!
A large flash of light appears around Luna
(1/2 post to long)
Mamma Mia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDvdmcqh2NY
>>9723720
>Luna are you ok? Lisa asked
>What am I back?
>Yes I assume you got out scot-free other than the horrors you witnessed of course. Lisa said checking a clip board
>Yea, I guess I'm fine, what was happening there anyway? Luna asked
>The My Lai massacre was happening Luna, You should read about it on wikiapedia. Which is what you should of done in the first place.
>KIDS! Pop-Pop's here! Rita said from the bottom of the stairs
>Come on we can talk about what happened later. Lisa said to Luna
>Yea lets go
The two walk down the stairs with the rest of the family
>HEY KIDDIOS! Pop-Pop said going in the hug the mob
>Hi Pop-Pop the kids all said each just a bit different
>Oh and Luna I found something special for you. Pop-Pop said
>What is it Pops? Luna replied
>An old radio! I had one just like it in 'Nam pretty neat huh?
>Yea it is cool I guess Luna said clicking the dials
>WAIT? How come she gets something? Lola said
>Oh I didn't forget about the rest of you here take a gobstopper. Pop-Pop said handing out the candies among the rest of the family
A station tunes in while Luna was messing with the radio
>It ain't me starts playing
Fin
I should of just went with a random jungle patrol instead of My Lai but eh whatever
>>9723734
Miss Johnson is spot on
>>9723738
Got me thinking, Louds most likely to commit a war crime/violate international law?
>Lola
Abu Ghraib but worse
>Lisa
Experiments on POWs
>>9723755
>Leni
Accidentally does the Holocaust
CCs who totally beefed it?
>>9723786
TheSquid
CC's who are on the FBI's ten most wanted list
CC's with DDs
>>9723839
Duel Disks?
Good morning!
>>9723859
I used to have one
I don't know what's the reference.
>>9723883
Me too, it was hell on the card's corners but it was fun.
>>9723899
Some kinda gangster movie I presume.
>>9723873
Good morning
>>9723491
With a whopping 2 votes, here.
>>9723921
I also did the whori, just because.
>>9723873
That cute little bean looks constipated.
>>9723873
Reminder not to smell the mexiloli.
Ronnie a shit
>>9723954
Can I poke her with a stick then?
>>9723931
>blacked
ruined it
>>9723899
damn thats pretty well drawn. makes me want to start drawing again.
>>9723954
Good advice. Smelling children is a good way to get locked up.
So I hear
How would you bully Ronnie Anne?
>>9723931
>Black dong
>>9724012
Report her to I.C.E.
>>9724012
with friendly banter because im a slightly nice guy
>>9724012
>>9724012
The way a boy usually teases a girl he likes, but since she's a dumb loser she wouldn't get it and think of it as bullying
>>9724012
Ronnie won't be bullied. She'd be bullying you.
>>9724045
I want the mexiloli to bully me and black mail me.
>>9724012
Oh, I'd think of something.
Morning
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ET22JndPtl
Wonder what the girls thought or did when Cristina did this in the recording booth. Based on that Nick podcast they're pretty fun and open minded and a bit lewd
>>9724012
I don't bully. I have people to do that for me.
Wakey wakey everyone, it's like, time to get up! Lori said it wouldn't be too bright today for some reason but I hope you enjoy the rays and have a totes wonderful day anyways! Hey, do you think the sun has sunglasses too?
>>9724079
sweet comic relief.
>>9723624
is she jealous of lincoln or of the blonde?
...zzz...
>>9724176
Both
>>9724185
BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP
>preferring the mexiloli over the meximilf
>>9724204
Let's say I told you, you could have a can of soda. Would you pick a new unopened can or one that's had 7 penises in it.
>>9724235
All at the same time? Wow
>>9724204
>preferring the mexiloli or the meximilf to the mexiteen
>>9724204
>>9724247
>preferring the mexiloli or the meximilf or the mexiteen over the mexigilf
>>9724267
Only for meals.
>>9724204
What about the other meximilf?
>>9724204
>>9724267
give link to logoless webrip please
What's the weirdest/most exotic food you've eaten?
>>9724274
I dunno. I think Rosa could ride a dick real good. She'd drain your balls then fill your stomach. Hell, I bet that belly button trick works for more things than just belly aches.
>>9724204
>>9724247
>>9724267
>>9724288
Don't make me choose!
>>9724301
Skunk with potatoes
So, thinking of writing down a green. Beforehand, anyone interested in the following idea:
Lincoln gets his hand on a book for hypnosis to learn a new party trick. When Lynn annoys him he tricks her in trying to be his subject, him thinking it won't work at all at first. Then it works and he decides to ahve some fun with it.
Question: Lewd form the start or comfy? One of the first ideas is that he makes her act like a dog and plays with her in his room and puts her to sleep with ear scratching.
>>9724292
It's in the episode pastebin.
Have you ever seen beyond perfection before?
>>9724326
comfy and make Lynn piss himself in front of her sisters
you guys make me smile
>>9724326
Make Lynndog show Lincoln that she's the alpha the only way dogs know how.
>a girl will never be this happy to see you
>>9724392
Mind your own business
>>9724414
She looks more worried than happy.
>>9724417
What does that even mean
Good morning guys! Any plan for today?
Check em
>>9724425
Probably going to finish my Lynncoln comic today.
>>9724393
piss himself.
sure you don't mean "herself"? I mena, I am okay with both, but....
>>9724420
She's worried Bobby might see what Lincoln's doing down there, while they're videochatting
>>9724315
When all else fails, choose the meximelt.
I'm just going to come right out and say it. Lori is the most attractive Loud.
>>9724326
Innocent at first, then tempted to be lewd, then be cute. When he snaps her out of it she acts lewd, scaring him into thinking she's still hypnotized until she reveals she never was under his control.
Still, she seems to do suggestive things toward him after this that she doesn't seem to realize she's doing and denies she did them.
>>9724448
What comic?
>>9724500
That's simply not true.
>>9724500
Leni is canonically the beauty of the sisters.
>>9724500
She's just a discount Leni
>>9724444
>>9724500
Nah
>>9724500
She is gorgeous but all Louds are equally attractive. They're just most attractive compared to everybody else, each at the top of their own league
>>9724512
>>9724513
>>9724518
Look, I understand Leni is a cutie no question. But Lori is all woman, the full package, all that and a bag of chips. Lori simply can't be beat.
I'm going to marry Luan and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Behold, the epitome of beauty.
>>9724527
So you're telling me that Luan a solid 3 is attractive? I'll have some of whatever you're smoking.
>>9724504
(I could think of something. Like she acts a bit more doggish then without knowing)
>“It is also important to know, that a suggestion should always be formulated in a positive manner, in order to make the subject-“
>Lincoln turned his attention form the page he was reading to the mysterious force he refered to as “The watchers”. The “beings” he subconsciously knew where taking close looks on him and his world and with whom he had communicated in the past quite a bit.
>“Oh, hi there,” he greeted the watchers. “Didn’t see you. Well, you know what I mean.”
He sat up, closing the book he was reading.
>“If you are wondering why I am reading a book instead of a comic, I am trying to learn something. Not for school mind you. See, when Lori had that party recently, everyone thought my tricks were pretty damn funny. Now Lori wants to throw another party in two weeks, in order to celebrate the going away of Bobby and Ronnie Anne.”
>The white haired boy looked solemn for a bit, as the impact of the words settled in.
>“Yeah, I know what you are thinking, celebrating them going away? Didn’t they move already a couple of days ago?”
>He sighed. “You see, there was a lot of stuff going on in the last days. With Ronnie and Bobby changing school, their mom taking a new job and the house being sold, they had to take care off more than just two suitcases and a bag of sandwiches. And they still are. As of now, they spend the weekends with their family and are under the week here to wrap up school for the year.
>Anyway, with them moving completely in two weeks, Lori wants to throw a going away party for the two. And I thought, why not come up with a couple more tricks for the sake of entertainment.”
>>9724527
>that boob jiggle
>>9724527
I would argue that all of the Louds are attractive, but its their personalities that are ugly
>>9724301
people
>>9724392
I wonder if Luan is schizophrenic
>>9724557
Was it good?
>>9724538
There isn't just one type of attractive, of beauty, like there isn't just one type of sport or movie genre. You can say there's a no.1 in baseball and you can also say there's a no.1 in football.
All the Louds are all equally most attractive compared to all others, just each in their own field
>>9724534
Lana looks just like Lola so does that mean Lana is the epitome of beauty as well?
>>9724560
Lincoln probably is, he actually talks to the "audience" like pic related
>>9724572
well, she is adorable as far as little kids character go
>>9724572
Of course, just that it's a different type, as I mentioned above your post
>>9724562
it was not
>>9724565
Well then mister tell me this, in which fields do each loud excel in attractiveness?
>>9724527
are those Leni's earrings?
>>9724575
Nah he's not, why the quotation marks?
I mean, we're here watching and listening to him, aren't we?
>>9724538
Luan is cute and loveable!
>>9724585
I saw a video once of a guy who got his leg amputated because of diabetes and they let him take it home and he cooked and ate some of it. He said the same about it tasting bad and being chewy.
>>9724301
Ass
Ronnie is the most beautiful Loud!
>>9724603
Well fuck me
fics you want to see continued?
will best character return in the next bomb?
>>9724598
The obvious, the characters they represent. Lori is womanly, sultry and sexy with a bit of cute, Leni is an adorable airheaded sweetheart, Luna is a cute wild rocker chick etc.
There aren't any "official categories", if that's what you're looking for
Luan is as cute as they come.
>>9724603
Because normally 4th wall breaks aren't canon but Lincoln is clearly talking to "us" in real time while the world goes on around him unlike in other shows where the MC talks to the audience like in Malcolm in the middle where time is frozen when he did.
>>9724599
They look good on her
>>9724425
Work
>>9724633
The truth
>>9724633
Yeah, she was lookin' really cute when she was shaving her poor pets during April Fools.
>>9724425
Procrastinating
>>9724658
It was just a prank bro,
>>9724673
A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
new art 1! ;p
>>9724685
New art 2! :p
>>9724685
>>9724687
I have chortles
>>9724685
Someone should draw a Leni version of The Birth of Venus
>>9724539
>He grinned nervously for what he was about to say next.
>“Unfortunately, my recent ideas were not all that good. First I tried it with juggling…”
>----------
>The scene changes to Lincoln in the garage, trying to juggle multiple objects identifyable as tools by Lana. Only to end up getting band aids put on his head by Luna, while Lana is stroking gently her “damaged” tools that had fallen on his head.
>---------
>“Then animal taming…”
>---------
>The scenes changes to Lincoln being attacked by the pets as he tries to tell them to jump through a loop.
>------------
>“And don’t ask me how using Lisa’s chemicals to try “molecular cooking” out ended.
>---------
>The scene changes to Lisa with a flamethrower trying to burn something that looks like the love child of a burned pizza and a melting xenomorph
>-------------
>“But then I found this in the attic,” he stated and showed the viewer the book he was reading. On its front the title “The Art of Hypnosis” is written. “It belonged to Great Grandma Harriet. Creepy woman based on what I heard, but also very smart.”
>He opened the book,, revealing an old time photograph of a woman swinging what seemed to be a pocket watch in front of a dazzled man, surprisingly similar looking to him.
>“She had also studied psychology and supposedly knew something about hypnosis. So I thought to me, why not try and see if there is something in the book I can learn about for the party? So far though, I really haven’t found the part yet where she teaches you how to make someone believe to be a chicken.”
>He turned the pages till he was back where he originally started. “Let’s hope I stumble upon the party trick section, while still having my peace.”
>>9724704
Didn't jcm do something similar?
>>9724759
Keep going my boy
>The guy who voiced Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy died today.
Who's next?
>>9724791
You're full of it
She deserves to be happy. And only Linky can make that happen
>>9724791
The guy who voiced Edd
>>9724759
continue
>>9724809
Lori has contracted every STD known to man, and several known to Dolphins.
>>9724504
Not quite that but this was made
https://pastebin.com/t2AC9fE1
What if Lynn clogged your toilet and flooded your bathroom?
>>9724854
I'd put her through a fuckin wall
>>9724759
>Two hours later, Lincoln had still not found the “party trick section” of the book. On the other hand though, he had learnt a bit about the very basics of hypnosis and how it could work on others, even the sceptics. Basically, hypnosis was nothing like he had seen in all the cartoons and comics he consumed. In reality, a successful hypnosis involved a repeated conditioning of another person’s mind and a certain amount of trust by the subject. Furthermore, even if the subject was being put under successfully, it would most likely not do everything you told it. Subconsciously a person in trance could always resist a given order, if it would endanger its well being or would involve something they were not comfortable with even in the slightest.
>When he had read about it he immediately scratched the idea of making Lola act like Lana and jump into a puddle of mud from his mind.
>But then, further down the book he stumbled upon something else.
>“Hm, perhaps I can still make her swim in the mud, if I…”
>He was interrupted by a sudden banging on his door. Before he even got the chance to stand up and open it, Lynn came into his room. Or rather she glided into the room, as she was wearing a pair of rollerskates, accompanied by a street hockeystick and fitting helmet.
>“Hey bro!” the young sport ace greeted him. “Care for a round of street hockey in the park?”
>Lincoln didn’t even get the chance to reply appropriately before she threw him a second sports gear into the lap.
>“Ufff”
>“You can’t spend the entire day just in that room and read your comics.”
>She held in a second when she realized something out of the norm.
>“Wait. Why are you still wearing your pants?”
“Because I am not reading my comics.”
>She blinked. “You are in here for hours. What were-“
>Her eyes suddenly widened. “Dude, were you masturbating?“
>>9723899
The Modern Day Rat Pack!
>Heey Anon, wanna come sit on my bed?
>>9724873
What does your bed smell like?
>>9724854
If she tells me right away then its fine,shit happens. If she doesn't and just lets it flood then id give her a stern talking to
>>9724873
What about Lincoln?
>>9724873
wah what are we gonna do on the bed? POMF
>>9724865
>“WHAT? I- NO!” was the immediate response. Lincoln recently had “the talk” with his dad and knew what she meant. Part of him kinda wished he wouldn’ though. At least then he wouldn’t have had to waste an entire afternoon on an awkward lecture about why it was okay to have certain fantasies about Mrs. DiMartino.
>“Why would you think that?”
>“What else would a boy your age do for hours alone in his room?”
>Lincoln’s cheeks became crimson red. “I was just reading a book.”
>“A book, hm?” his sister asked with a dirty grin on her face. “Let me see.”
>Ignoring his protests she grabbed for the book in his lap.
>The grin on her face faltered the moment she realized that what she held in her hands really wasn’t of any dirty nature.
>“The Art of Hypnosis?”
>“I try to learn a new party trick,” was the simple reply, followed by Lincoln taking his book back. >“You know, just because I had the “detailed” version of the talk recently, doesn’t mean I am doing… that.”
>“You should though,” she stated with a shrug of her shoulders. “It is actually quite fun.”
>Lincoln frowned. “Please don’t tell me how you take care of yourself, Lynn.”
>“It is only natural.”
>“You are only saying that to tease me, because you and the others know how embarrassing it is for me.”
>>9724944
Might just be me but the exchange there at the last part is slightly weird, a bit unnatural. How about something like
>“You know, just because I had the “detailed” version of the talk recently, doesn’t mean I am doing… that.”
>"Why not, it's pretty fun" she said with a smirk
>Lincoln frowned. “Lynn, please...”
>"What, it's only natural"
Again, this might just be me
>>9725014
Okay, your version really is better.
>He really cursed the fact that the walls in the house were so thin. When Lynn Sr. took his son in the garage to talk to him, somehow the sisters still got the major gist of what was happening. At least the older ones. Since then Lori demanded that he washed his hands more often, Leni tried to gift him with a tampoon and Luan used the phrase “he will be cumming around” so often, it was turning into a catchphrase by now.
>And the absurd thing was, that he hadn’t even done the deed yet.
>Sure, boys in his age should normally start somewhere down the line. But he at worst only had an accidental boner, the result of watching Mrs. DiMartino one weekend at the beach.
>But one boner was supposedly enough to make everyone believe he was “jerking it”.
>Though more embarrassing than Luan jokes or Lori’s paranoia about sticky palms was in his opinion the behavior of Luna and Lynn. The former actually avoided making jokes, but at the same time had once pulled him to the side to reassure him, how it was okay to “look for a new sensation”. And Lynn… she was just teasing him, probably not even knowing what the heck she was talking about.
What does Lana smell like?
>>9725062
Freshly dug up dirt
>>9725062
wet dog
>>9725062
Worms
>>9725025
>“I still don’t want to talk with my sisters about it.”
>“Gesh, fine,” she said in defeat. “But you know, it would still at least be more fun than reading about that mumbo jumbo.”
>Lincoln looked at her in confusion. “What do you mean?”
>“Please Lincoln, hypnosis? That’s just superstition.”
>“So is bad luck, you know?”
>Lynn ignored the jab and took the helmet off.
>“Look, making others fall asleep and make them act like chickens? Convincing others they are naked though being fully clothed, just by saying “you are naked when I ring a bell?” Hypnosis is just like reality tv: Not real at all and everyone just pretends it is legit to make money out of it.”
>“Sounds like wrestling to me.”
>Unlike the last comment, Lynn was not going to ignore that one. “What did you just say?”
>“nothing.”
>Lynn penalized him with a stern look that would have made Lori proud.
>“But you might be wrong,” he added. “Great Grandma Harriet says, that hypnosis is something anyone with an open mind can experience.”
>She raised an eyebrow. “Great Grandma Harriet? Have you spend too much time with Lucy, recently?”
>“I am not joking,” he said. He opened up the page showing his deceased relative putting someone under with a pocket watch. “She says hypnosis isn’t just a stage act. It can be used as a therapeutic tool in psychology to help others explore their subconscious. To make them feel better.”
>>9725078
Shouldn't look a gift Lana in the mouth
The best sister
>>9725180
When's Racist Luna gonna finish?
>>9725180
The brunette in the bottom right
>>9725180
If she's so best then why did she rape Lincoln?
>>9725183
I hope they come back and do more. Also waiting for more of that Lynn slut fic.
>>9725201
"Rape" is a strong word. More like an aggressive hug.
>>9725202
I can't believe Lynn Sr. lost his job and had to become a whore to support his family
>>9725146
>Lynn couldn’t quite fathom that her brother could believe something written by a woman who looked like Lucy. But then again, if he wanted to believe it…
>“So, you genuinely believe it would be possible to hypnotize someone for real?”
>Lincoln nodded.
>She sighed. “Okay then… try me!”
>Lincoln looked her in the face, blinking. “Excuse me?”
>“I said, prove me wrong and try to hypnotize me.”
>“I- I don’t think that would be possible.”
>“Ha! Told you it’s humbug!”
>“Cause you don’t trust me.”
>The confident smirk on her face dropped immediately at those words. “What do you mean by that?”
>Lincoln felt as if he had unintentionally hurt his sister, so he decided to give her an explanation. >“Grandma Harriet writes, that two key elements of hypnosis are trust and an open mind. A good hypnotist can also work with just one of those, but… well, if you don’t trust what I am saying and rather mock it-“
>“Okay, I get it,” she interrupted him.
>She sighed. “How about that? I give you 15 minutes to put me under. I promise I will NOT question the things you say and listen. And if you really manage to shut my brain down, I give you card blanche to do anything you want.”
>“Anything?”
She smirked. “As long as it is not dirty,” she joked and chuckled at his face turning red once more.
>“Promise you, that won’t happen.”
>“But Lincoln,” she whined teasingly. “Where is the fun in entrancing a girl if you don’t-“
What does she charge for buttsex?
>>9725146
>he said
>he added
I don't think those are needed, you don't wanna overuse them cause it puts unneeded pause in the dialogue that can take the reader out of it.
>Have you spend too much time with Lucy, recently?”
Tense is wrong there. I think you're looking for
>Have you been spending time with Lucy lately?
Rest looks good though
>>9725341
sorry, english is not my native language.
But I am glad this is okay so far.
>>9725373
I can assure you your English is better than most native speakers
>>9725315
>“I am not listening!”
>“Fine,” she grumbled. “But my offer stands: You hypnotize me and you can do whatever you want.”
>“And if I can’t do it?”
>“Hm…”
Lincoln watched his sister ponder about the question for a couple of seconds. “Then your trick for the party has to be you dancing in your underwear, singing that the old mare ain’t what she used to be!”
>Lincoln’s eyes widened in horror. He had no problem dancing in his underwear for the sake of comedy. But he knew Lori would kill him if he did at what was supposed her last great party with Bobby for the next few months.
>“Deal?”
>He was considering to decline. But then Lynn would probably just use it as another example of how chicken he was. So he took her hand and shook it. “Deal”
>“Great!” Lynn exclaimed. “So, what am I supposed to do first. Watch at some spiral?”
>“Take your cloths off.”
>Lynn blinked.
>Once.
>then twice.
>After the fourth time she opened her mouth. >“Excuse me?”
>“I mean, you shall take your hockey gear off,” Lincoln corrected himself. He was already looking through certain pages of the book he had bookmarked earlier. “Being comfortable is an important aspect of a first time instruction.”
>“What If I am comfortable in my gear?”
>“I don’t want you with your roller skates laying on my bed.”
>“Uargh, fine!”
>Lynn did as her brother asked her. Then, without Lincoln having to say anything else, she jumped on his bed so that she was now laying on the opposite site of it.
>The eleven year old boy watched her getting as comfortable as she could, leaning against the lower bedframe with her upper body.
>“Are you comfortable?”
>“Kinda.”
>“You can use Bun-Bun if you want to get more comfy.”
>She looked at the old plush toy next to her. “I don’t think that will help much.”
>>9724873
>Anon shit
kys.
test
>>9725582
Fuck your test nigga
>>9725617
Oh, next thread I guess: >>9724757
>>9724414
It's a horrible realization.
>>9725442
is this going to dissolve into her pretending that she is hypnotized? because that's fucking boring and dull idea. it's also been down before. fuck can we just get fics that don't end up with lincoln getting fucked with? or that make lynn look like a cunt?