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>>9715565
>Holding hands in public
>In front of her family
>Even in front of Cotton

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Movie Night, y'all. What're different characters' favorite movie genres?

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We need more afterglow. That is something severely lacking so far.

>>9715606
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Fuck dude that's so good

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Hope things work out for ya Piggu, you a true cutie.

>>9715593
Nick I think would like a good gang film. Godfather type stuff.

I'd think Judy is too upbeat to go with the obvious buddy cop. She seems like she's want some clear protagonists win in the end feel good films.

>>9715606
>rings
the comfiest

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Man.

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HARD

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>>9715668
Ahiru makes some of the most adorable stuf-

>>9715593
Henrietta: Cheesy Action or Really bad movies. Can't do horror that well
Diana: Cheesy romances, subbed foreign films, sometimes animated.
Tony: The usual action movies where the guy kills the baddie and gets the girl, or spy movies. Sometimes gore fests if hes feeling especially bad.
Markus: Art films, or gross out humor.

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>>9715681
O-oh.

>>9715668
>muzzle under Judy's chin

Ahiru has been on such a roll lately.

>>9715593
>Judy
Buddy cop movies.

>Nick
Horror, if only to enjoy teasing Judy over her nose twitching. On his own he enjoy mystery classics.

>Flash
Fast and Fur-ious only.

>Bellwether
Whodunit

>>9715593
Al: 80s action
Velvet: Slasher flicks, for couch cuddling reasons
Betty: Tearjerker romance and drama, but TELL NO ONE
Avo: Martial arts movies
Ozzy: Raunchy low-brow comedy
Wolter & Anneke: Aside from porn, feel-good romantic comedies
Charlie: Film noire, especially if it has a femme fatale
Marty: Prestige dramas, though he also likes complaining about book adaptations
Remmy: Big summer blockbusters he can tune out to

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>>9715593
>Ozzy loves anything animated, cartoons4life.
>Rex will watch just about anything with a smile.
>Marty will watch any book to movie films just so he can compare them to the originals and tear them apart, hopefully with friends backing him up.

>>9715681
Give me a C
Give me an U
Give me another C
Give me an AK-47

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>>9715718

>>9715606
Afterglow is GOAT.
We could use an entire series of afterglow pics.

>>9715657
Isn't that buddy cop, though? Usually the only drama is how they'll overcome their differences. Although yeah, now that she's lived that maybe it's not so appealing.

I'm going to guess Westerns, she likes stories about sheriffs rolling into town and laying down the law against armies of brigands.

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Can we not take 2000 hours to get to 50 IPs this time

So do you guys have an IRC?

>>9715717
>Remmy: Big summer blockbusters he can tune out to
More like Remmy: Predsploitation

>>9715718
>>9715728
Overprotective Nick is my fetish

>>9715593
Judy loves cop movies. "Dirty, Hairy", "Lethal Weapon", "The French Connection", really anything with a renegade cop.

Nick seems more like someone that appreciates talking movies. "Sideways", "Clerks", and even "Duck Soup", while not strictly a talking movie, were some of the films that helped him develop his sardonic wit and silver tongue.

>>9715758
Remmy: Predsploitation Porno

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>>9715745
Can you not make another thread this time?

>>9715745
Nope. We're a dead fandom now. In a few weeks, we'll be struggling to even get 30 IP per thread. /ztg/ will die soon after.

>>9715764
>Judy loves cop movies. "Dirty, Hairy"
That's not a cop movie, that's a porno.

>>9715745
Let it go, anon.
We'll be free soon enough.

>>9715717
Ozzy seems like he'd enjoy the obscure movies from the 80s and 90s that at one point everyone knew about, but then forgot. "Neverending Story", "Krull", "Flight Of The Navigator", the original "Escape To Witch Mountain"

>>9715758
Films about one muscular, bare-chested tiger blasting his way through dozens of bear mobster goons and rabbit government agents to save his girlfriend from a drug kingpin down in the ghettos. Good thing Remmy didn't absorb their lessons TOO deeply or the first thing he'd have said to Betty when they met was "What up, bitch?" and ended up a smear on the road.

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Daily reminder to accept Weaver into your heart.
Vult Liciatorium Texentium.

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>>9715760
What about overprotective Judy?

>>9715776
>"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he nut six times, or only five?' Well in all the orgy confusion I lost count myself. So you gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, spunk?"

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>>9715760
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>>9715850
>The Knights of Weavlar
May they protect us

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Also, I've been away for about two months, so's anything happened while I've been away /ztg/?

>>9715536
>>9715552
>>9715556
Thanks!

>>9715884
Indeed, Anon.
We are growing stronger. We even have our own 'Delet this' meme.

>>9715843
He's definitely that guy who had a set of one-dollar VHSes from the gas station he watched a million times over the summer.

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>Weaver

>>9715883
It's perfect

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>>9715850
may his light lead us to the promise land of good fics

>>9715892
We got comfy afterglow Des Molly
That's my fuckin day right there
Also loads of other stuff

>>9715892
a lot of (((discussions)))

>>9715892
A group of warriors known as The Knights Weavlar have appeared, and protect the threads with the power of Weaver.

>>9715916
Does Weaver even know about their existance?

>>9715892
PS is still on hiatus, Things Just Happen and WutB are still updating, a plethora of fics

Borba's fucking abortion comic

Other stuff I'm definitely forgetting

>>9715934
okay this is dangerously cute

>>9715892
Two months...
Inky's taking a break, Things Just Happen has been coming along, WUTBurrows updates every weekend or so, and Pack Street haitus still ongoing but we had some Porn Street.
TTs were light on the fic side but art has been bangin. Neo needs to update the tumblr.
I cant remember many major happenings. Lots of comfy threads basically.

>>9715936
Alas, it appears the Lord knows not of us.
But no matter. We press on.

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>>9715907
>Bucket helms
Sallets are the one true helm peasantsader.

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>>9715892
New chapter of Porn Street.
https://pastebin.com/DvQTdbAU

>>9715892
Basically we've just been chillin

>>9715903
His VHS player was one that he got from a flea market. It was missing half of it's case, there was a ritual you had to perform to remove a video tape from it without destroying it, rewinding it sounded like a banshee getting sodomized, which was fine because the tv took ten minutes from pulling out the knob to turn it on to the tubes being warm enough to actually see anything.

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Hello everyone!

Just a reminder, tonight I'll be putting on Greentext Theater again!

I will try and get it started around 7!

Don't worry if you can't make it: I've figured out how to correctly record it!

Thanks to everyone who submitted greentexts to be read!

>>9715961
The bottom half of your face lies unprotected, and your helmet is incredibly easy to remove. Not to mention the visor. Take your sallets and go, filthy cucksader.

>>9715996
>Don't worry if you can't make it: I've figured out how to correctly record it!

You better have

Or you're gonna regret it

>>9715892
Who are you? Your art is familiar.
Lou?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJqTDaOrTg

Hey guys, been a little while.

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>>9716008
Don't worry, I got it all figured out!

>>9716042
Hello Knight!

You been good?

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>>9716042
Good to see you're still kicking Knight!

>>9715701
Yeah they have; Ahiru's normal art has just gotten more and more adorable lately. They have also delved deep into the lewd side...

>>9716042
>the crossover i never knew i wanted

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>>9716073
Hey comic! I've been good, focusing on drawing again.

>>9716087
Thanks! Man, that pic is old.

>>9716142
Exactly.

>>9716142
>>the crossover i never wanted

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This is Rex. Say something nice about him.

>>9716238
I liked his old hat better.

>>9716238
He's a very chill dude also I really like his chest eye, very stylish.

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>>9715850
>>9715907
>praising fake idols
>not praising our true lord, Byron Howard

>>9716042
Great to see you, knight. Those are some vivid colors

>>9716238
He looks like Soul Edge.

>>9716158
son of the mask crossover with nick and judy's hybrid baby when?

>>9715718
>ニンジン!ここにいたのか
Nick: "Carrots! So this is where you've been"

>今何時?
Judy: "What time is it?"
>もう5時だ 日が暮れる。
>...よくこんなところで寝られるな?
Nick: "It's already 5pm, it's getting dark.
... Are you able to sleep in places like this often?"

>意外と落ち着ける場所よ?
Judy: "Surprisingly, it's a good place to calm down?"
>オレはいつ破裂するかわからない爆竹の上を歩いてる気分!
Nick: "It felt like I was walking over firecrackers, and I didn't know when they were gonna go off!" (TN: referring to the Nighthowlers they're currently surrounded by)
>あら、それは怖い!
Judy: "Whoa, that's scary!"

>ミドニカンパス・ホリシシアスは、虫よけになるし、家族みんな両親から近づくなって教え込まれてるから、ここには誰も来ないの。
>でもね、食べなければいいのよ。本質を知ってれば何も怖くない。
>おかげでよく寝れたわ。
Judy: "Midicampum Holicynthius, since it has become an insecticide, because my parents told my family not to come near it, nobody comes here.
However, as long as you don't eat it, it's perfectly safe. If you know the truth about it, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Because of that I was able to sleep well."

>>9715728
>... ここは誰も来ないのか?
Nick: "... So nobody comes out here?"

>ええそうよ。 あなたと私以外誰も。
Judy: "Yep, that's right. Other than you and me, no one."

>And then they fugged

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>>9716321
>Calling Weaver a false idol.
You fucking infidel.

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>>9715593
>Remmy likes horror movies
>Betty likes romance but she ain't no bitch

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I think if Nick ever wore Judy's shirts to get on her nerves, she would punish him with belly rubs.

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>>9716013
It's me, foxbutt, returned from the dead

>>9715971
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>>9715975
good stuff

>>9716340
Oh man I hope this is a setup for lewd pics.

Thanks for translating!

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>>9716386
Dude
Its fucking great to see you again

>>9716352
Oh shit, did y'all assimilate Pencil Anon?
He was new...

>>9716428
He has been inducted into the order.
He is one of us now.

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>>9716135
I doubt it will happen but I'm still hoping that Shepard and Omar can still make some kind of appearance in the story

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>>9716386
Yo, welcome back foxbutt. People were wondering what happened to you but it's nice to see that you're still kicking.

How have you been?

>>9716415
source?

>>9716556
That's foxbutt right there

>>9715904
Ugh that's so unsettling... I guess the model didn't have eyelids.

>>9716360
>Betty reflexively hides her face behind a pillow during a jump scare
>That's not a pillow
>"Uhhhhh Betty?"

>>9716456
>turns out Omar has become a legitimate cuck after striking out so many times against married women
>after he got those two tickets he masturbated to the thought of Desmond fucking Molly crazy while using his own tears as lube

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>>9716606

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>>9716619

>>9716599
>She goes on the defensive
>"No YOU'RE scared!"
>Her face is still stuck in Cormo's fluffy side.

>>9715606
Giraffe pillow wife is best wife.

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Hey Ya'll! Pastebun here! Any new fics you all want/need added to the Pastebin? Also hope everyone had an enjoyable weekend!

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>>9716675

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>>9716415
It's good to be back, anon

>>9716488
I dipped out for exams, but I've been done for a while so it's about time I came back. Glad to see everything's been going smoothly

also, here's something messy from the other day

>>9716675
your art is AMAZING!

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the two sweetest preds on pack street

>>9716806
That was done by Rose; an artist who occasionally hops on here once in a blue moon

>>9716806
That pic was not done by me! It was done by Rose!

>>9716574
Looks like they forgot to render her eyelashes.

>>9716860
Terrifying

>>9716824
>>9716831
ah, ok, it is still amazing though!

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>>9716805
I can always go for more Jack.

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>>9716574
>>9716860

>>9716944
no

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>>9716970
Y̫̱͚̫̝͔͇͍̒̉̓̍E̺̯̻̖̫̩͐̊͋̿̓ͨ̇͠S̹̹͖̱̊̇̆
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>>9716944
one of us, one of us... bun

>>9716724
That's a nasty scar you have on your elbow there.

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relationship goal

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>>9716944
>>9717016

i think we're gonna need to preform an exorcism here

>>9716642
>He's stuck on top of her head, and her muzzle is just barely poking out of the side of his wool.
>She can't see the movie now, and she feels safe.
>It smells like pent-up sheep and violet shampoo.

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Any guilty pleasures in regards to fics and art?

Not gonna lie, I don't immediately roll my eyes when I see a song fic. I feel like at their best they can be fluffy fluff where nothing happens, but I can't help but not mind.

Borba:

>I wrote IWS in late December 2016 and started writing TTT in early January. It was then when I realized that Nick could not be involved with another woman if he was still with Judy, he would never cheat on her. This led me to change the end of IWS so that TTT could work, making this story a type of IWS sequel. Yes, "I Will Survive" was going to have a happy ending, but I think it has become better after the change.

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/684169681/4403749365

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Have some fresh Honey /ztg/

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>>9716944
>>9717016
Nick will always love you Judy, even if your eyes are literal portals into the unimaginable abyss.

>>9717129
Bor "I use shoehorns instead of keyboards to write my stories" ba

>>9717129
this just got interesting
more soap opera coming our way

>>9717131
Why is Honey feeling down?

>>9717131
ma baby, you look so young!

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>>9717129
nothing left worth anything

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>>9717062
H̰̹̘͖̺̿Ū̬͙͉͙ͬ̾̓ͪͯͪR̳̠ͤ̓͊̇̾̌ͫ̒ͅṞ͈͍̹̊̿̿ͭͭY̖͚̭͛̓̇ͯͣ́̈́

>>9717161
Some rabbit stole her crush

>>9717153
YES! YES! YES!

>>9716944
>>9717016
... and you managed to make Judy even more unsettling, thanks TGG.

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Death! By Susu!

>>9717129
>Judy interrupts Nick trying to score with the arctic vixen
>She's carrying their hideous hybrid child

>>9717211
Remember guys, "Susu" stands for "suave" or "Suvana" arcording to Borba, and totally not because the guy messed up big time and is now stuck with a name of a fruit

>>9717128
I hate anything with songs due to a certain comic now. It's so shitty.

>>9717211
Red eyes are always gross.

>>9717249
Which one?

>>9717181
hey TG, quick question, why did you go into this direction of drawing your characters? I feel like the ways you draw them beforehand was already good, so it is kinda weird

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>>9717181
C'mon Judy, stay with us! Try to focus on what's important: our savior Nick. Only he can save you now.

>>9717246
If he had just copped to it, like 'yeah I misread the tweet and by the time someone pointed it out I had grown attached to the name so whatever', it wouldn't even be a thing. It'd actually be kinda funny and endearing.

>>9717128
Dunno if this exactly counts, but I like bits of happy domesticity in between my action scenes. They catch the perp and dust the soot off their clothes, and then go sit on the couch in Nick's apartment to decompress.

This can be the same scene every time, from story to story, and I'll still love it.

>>9717211
We should make this the board nickname for the story when this starts getting published.

>>9717258
Agreed... he might as well have made her Skye and gone with those nice blue eyes.

>>9717269
IWS, Borba butchered "Try everything"'s lyrics to fit his comic in the final chapter

>>9717181
>when the bunnilingus so good she accidentally summons forth an Eldritch portal

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Hello!

Greentext Theater'll start soonish! If you would like to join me to be a reader, just message me on Discord! Do it quick-- we have three slots open!

>>9715850
... I mean, I'm a fan of Weaver too, but I kind of worship the Carrot King?

>>9716042
>>9716386
>>9716805
Its great to hear from you both again! Lots of people have been looking forward to seeing you!

And I love that Jack!

>>9716944
>>9717016
>>9717181
This is normal for bunnies. Don't worry.

>>9717131
Cutie sad Honey! She needs a nice conspiracy theory to uncover and bring her spirits back up!

>>9717131
Even when she's looking sad, she's looking good.

Great piece Saine!

>>9717179
This show was so underrated.

>>9717219
More like
>judy dies during complications giving birth to their hideous hybrid child
>Nick: "abloo bloo bloo judi was rite all along"
>The fire from burning the demon spawn causes global temperatures to rise so borba can get his (((discussion))) fix
>cotton's there too

>>9717211
Oh, hey.

It's Susu Skye.

>>9717105
>When she finally got her head out of his wool, she looked back at the TV
>The TV was now showing some cheesy romance movie
>She didn't realize the movie ended an hour ago

We need all the Skye's in one pic.

Regular Skye.

Gwen Skye.

Cynthia Skye.

Susu Skye.

Are there any other Skye's I'm missing?

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>>9715692
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>>9717356
Skyping Skye, or Skype for short

>>9717211
so is susu a cheap hooker?

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>>9715718

>>9715728
>>9716340
>And then they fugged

>>9717333
>Remmy is side-eyeing her and drumming his hooves on the remote
>She gives him a slug on the shoulder and smirks at him
>"Wasn't scared, fluff...what'd'ya pick?"

Biggest difference between Borba and me is that I don't think Nick would have sex outside of marriage with anyone, whether a bunny or an arctic fox or a whatever.

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>>9717129
>And this is why I raped both Nick and Judy, made their relationship shallow and abusive, their interest on each other able to be broken by a few minutes of disagreement, Judy whole motivation the same level as Bellwether mocking her making the world a better place posture, her hitting on Nick and crushed alone, their speech out of a impersonal political discussion and put Nick blackmailing Judy every given chance as an asshole.

>This will make their reunion later so good!

>>9717478
YES, THANK YOU. It is hypocrite that Borba made Nick to be religious (worshiping Jesus, "sinning someone") when HE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

>>9717295
Also Gloria Gaynor song since he took some of it as fucking dialogue.

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>>9717276
N̵̥̦̽̐̆̉̍͆I̠̝̭̰͙̔͂͗̽ͣ̌͞Ç̟̦̜̯͎̘̿̂̓̆̀K̸͉̭̺̹͉̝ͩ ̗̱͍͛́͂ͧ̌H̡̠̭̬͈̎ͅͅE̝̘͈͍̪L̩̺̰̀ͫ̌P͚̞̘̎̓͊ͭ̚͜ ̘̬̞̍͒̕M̡̭̣̑͋̑E̓ͮ͊ ̷̬̙͕̥̤̥P͔ͨ̕L̥̤̠̰̊ͧ͠ͅE͒ͫ͋̂ͯ̀͢A̧̝̖̽̀̚S̢̭̯͎̺̹̐É̥̌ͤͮ̿!͎̤̯̗̦̗̙ͩͨ̐

>>9717575
not even god can help you now

>>9717518
There will always be more people in the world, religious or not, who are more comfortable with sex outside of marriage than comfortable with abortion. Still not the best choice, though.

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>>9717016

>>9717518
>Religious people never have sex outside of marriage
>Pro life people never have sex outside of marriage

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>>9717575

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Why has nobody posted this yet, even when the theme is lewdness.

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>>9717575
I̬̤̞͕̝͔͓͕͇̤̪̥̬̳͚͖̪̬ͮ͐ͮ̋ͩͣ̋̈́̒̔ͨͤ̃ͭ͌̓ͬ̚̚ͅ ̹̱̬͖̣̱̱͇̪͇̤̰͇̩͖̗̙̺̫ͣ͗ͮͦ̐̉ͣ̏c͙̗͙͚̻͈̰̪͔͍̫̉̑̐̇͌̽͂ͩ̄ͤͣả̭͎̱̻̜̙̯͎̤̥̥̠̭ͣ̈́͆̊̾ͪ̓ͮ̌̓ͦ͑̔͋n̩̺̬͕̓ͨ͒̋̊̏ͫ̍̔ͣn̫̭̝͚̮̪̳̺̼̬̠͈͕͎̻̱̎ͤͤͮ̇̏o̯̖̟͚͉̖̖̩̫̭̝̍ͭ͆ͫt̗͚͚̥̜͓̦͍̯͔̣̝̭͊̌̊̏ͅ.̖̯̻̣̱̞̱̼̘̫̹̜̏ͬ͐ͭ͑̄͆̿̇͑̿ͪ

>>9717491
Also this will probably have Judy not going through with the abortion and her explaining some retcon bullshit during the slap where she felt offended he thought she wanted to kill their children as it was nothing or some bs and theyll hug. Obviously if Judy had gone through Nick would never forgive her but now that she yielded it is npnp

>>9717621
Because it's gay af and this is a christian board

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https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon

Come on and get cozy while I start up the stream!

Just music and chatting for now, but we'll begin shorty!

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>>9717575
There's only one way out now, Judy...

>>9717575
tumblr will love this!

>>9717629
Nah, she'll keep the child for maximum soap opera nonsense

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>>9717621
Like, that's pretty lewd man but we were talking about ULTRA lewdness.

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>>9717145
He now reminds me of the old Ham Handed Buckley meme from the days of yore.

>>9717649
That's what my post meant, yes. In the end this mature comic is just a bad fanfic.

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>>9717575
oh no.

>>9717687
>that tip on the right
very lewd

>>9717687
you have a fetish for this anon?

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>>9717575
>>9717623
Focus, iuvenes saliva lupae. Et requiem tibi dabit potestatem Textor. Quisque potest auxilium tibi. Tullius non possunt. Sed possumus. Texente tela potest. Veni ad nos, verba sequentur nostrum, pondus eorum, et in corde eorum accipies. Textor accipere. Et nolite esse edgy ferreo canis exprimamus.
VULT LICIATORIUM TEXENTIUM.

>>9717311
Ugly Americans was mostly good, but the second season was kind of meh.

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>>9717727
And a chinga chang chong to you my friend.

>>9717744
I think he literally just busted out the Latin and exercised them.

>>9717727
>spit of a young prostitute. And I will control Tixier. Each can help you. Tully can not. However, we can not. The weaver can. I came to us, the words will follow us, their weight, and take their mind. Is taken. And it was not an edgy bitch.
what did he mean by this?

>>9717311
>>9717741
Hold the fuck up, Comedy Central had good shit?

Did it make up any for carlos mencia or daniel tosh?

>>9717765
lol

>>9717765
Anon did you use Google translate?

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>>9717717
>>9717720


>Embarrassing your lover with their possible sex toys is truly the greatest.

>>9717765
More then half of that is incorrect.

>>9717772
On the plus side Comedy Central also has South Park and airs Futurama. On the side, they have Amy Schumer and all those other shitty "comedians".

>>9717775
what do you think i speak latin?
of course i used translate

>>9717797
Fucking heathen.

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>>9717727

>>9717756
Yeah, don't want your eldritch abominations to get out of shape.

>>9717797
Tantrum utor interpreter scrubs

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>>9717838
Never too late!

>>9717797
You've made things worse >>9717838

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https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon

Come join Greentext Theater!

>>9717807
listen here buddy im not some kind of bumbling numskull who actually spends time learning languages and improving myself personally

who the fuck do you think i am that i have time to do something besides shitpost?

>>9717838
Quick, put her out of her misery before the demon fully manifests.

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>>9717838
Told you not to have sex with Gazelle, her STDs are downright Cthonian...

>>9717277
he always tries to prove he never makes mistakes

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>>9717838
Well, good night kids!

>>9717920
Source.

>>9718016
When you've got 250+ kids to raise, you can't always be delicate with these matters. I respect it

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>>9718016
nice

>>9717575
>Horror will never win TT

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>>9718028
Sorry Anon but there are things that man was not meant to know... also I don't know. I'm pretty sure I swiped it here in the threads, maybe you can find it on E621.

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>>9718016
What a good mom.

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>>9718016
Redrew their faces. turns out the true monster was Judy's parenting style

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>>9718058
Hold me

>>9718118
Tumblr will DEFENITELY love this!

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>>9715565
I'm going to report this thread for inappropriate content for 4chan...

also, your favorite comic got updated!

>>9718277
That last panel.

>>9718277
this comic is kinda odd

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>>9718037
>>9718053
>>9718111
Scare'em straight!

>>9718277
There was a point where this comic needed to stop and we've clearly passed it

But let's keep going and see what happens

>>9718363
god damn typhoid mary bitch, i knew judy was the type to skip out on washing her hands properly

>>9718363
Disgustingly TRAGIC example of someone who needs to make sure others do not repeat her mistake. Heroic. Inspiring

>>9718348
it is sorta odd

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>>9718277
Is that fucking Mario and Luigi?

>>9718277
Isn't this supposed to be Timmy Turner? Couldn't he have wished for better art skills?

>>9718277
That fucking "OPPS"

>>9718430
Also Sonic and Harry Potter are in the same panel.

>>9718363
Judy is such a hypocrite, she doesn't even wash her hands

Does anyone have that comic where Jack proposed to Skye in the middle of a fight?

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>>9718514

>>9716456
>>9716606
douchebro's name is Omar?

Holy shit what dumb fucking name, haha.

>Betty's father: It's boy, dear, but...
>Betty's mother: But what? Let me see him, I want to hold my baby.
>Betty's father: Ok... here.
>Betty's mother: Oh he's so- UGH WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!
>Doctor: Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Betty's parents, but what name are you going to give him?
>Betty's father: I know! How about Omar? That's a dumbass name for loser douchebags.
>Betty's mother: Yeah! That's fits this little cocksucker perfectly!
>Betty's father: Ha ha, yeah, fuck this little faggot douche and fuck any loser named Omar.
>Everyone has hearty laugh

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>>9717274
After doing that style emulation, I started playing around with the binary tool. I like it because it's simplicity lets me draw these things pretty quickly, and use a bit of color. I still draw in my older style when I want to do something with more polish, like pic related.

>>9718625
It was a pun based on him being the Omega, before Remmy took that role.

>>9717741
Suck my balls.

>>9718363
This is the first time an offhand comment of mine kicked off something good, thanks for making this TGGeko.

>>9718648
So his parents truly did hate him at birth.

>>9718523
What if she said no just, with that last line.

>>9718805
Well, lets just say he wouldn't have thrown that grenade as hard

>>9718729
Haha, that Manbirds episode was great.

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>If only the armpits weren't so fluff...

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23733094/

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>>9718830

>>9718944
>>If only the armpits weren't so fluff...
You say that like it's the only thing gross about that picture.

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>>9716653
>you will never have a gf big enough you could use her as a mattress

Fatties don't count.

>>9718363
WE NEED SOME EMERGENCY BULLYING HERE STAT

>>9718277
>>9718341
>That last panel.
Finnick's face is clearly traced from something else.

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>>9715670
Hot, and hot filename because I'm a sick fuck.

>>9719095
>gf
You missed the rings breh.

>>9718523
Thanks

>>9718944

I love it when artists/author's try and make Gideon look good (and in extenseion a good character) But all they do is fall flat and make him even worse then he started out as.

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>>9719129
Well it's not like I'll have a wife big enough I could use her as a mattress either.

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>>9719095

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>>9715670
>>9719126
Your tastes make me rather uncomfortable.

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https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon

Greentexts have ended! Thank you all who submitted and thank you to all of our readers!

We'll be starting up the second part of Greentext Theater in just a bit! Join us as Tangerine begins to read The Pearl by John Steinbeck!

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>>9719188
why even keep on breathing

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>>9719157
i hate gideon, hes a terrible character who's sole reason to exist is as a walking plot device, and he looks like shit as well, he's got stupid fucking hair and the tufts on the side of his head look dumb as fuck as well because they're too stiff and even on one side

gideon is literally the worst character in the movie

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What is this

>>9719220
>The Pearl by John Steinbeck
Whut

Is that a green? That better be a green.

>>9719268
Literal trash

>>9719217
I apologize for everything, and also for nothing. I have a rotating wheel of fetishes and right now if it bleeds my dick leads.

>>9719272
yes it is, "the pearl" refers to the round appearance of a rabbits excrement

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>>9719272
Nope! Its a novel!

Don't worry if you missed the Greentexts of Greentext Theater-- it's recorded, and I'll be posting it to SoundCloud.

But the remaining portion will be stories from the rest of the world and talking to writers about what inspires them!

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>>9719260

>>9719217
>>9715670
The picture is hot... the filename though... I just can't get into that sort of thing.

>>9719272
Looks to be a Keanu Reeves type novel

>>9719309
>Nope! Its a novel!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE THAT BOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY WOULD HE WANT TO READ THAT

>>9718523
Running into a room you just threw a grenade into is pretty stupid, but he forgot to pull the pin too, so those two mistakes kinda cancel out.

>>9719268
complete trash, no ideas why so many like it

>>9715745
>All discussion is now porn, shitty OCs and a combination of the two.
>W-why is my fandom dying

>>9719386
I mean, it has been over a year since the movie came out, and there has not been any new official content in months, but I would say we are still doing pretty well here.

>>9719268
A wall that has wors thrown at it, and the author expects it to look good.

It's bland, flat, and just plain pointless.

>>9719382
I think it has something to due with that it was first made 2 months before the movie even came out. People were riding the hype train off of it, but to bad it was shit since the author had NO fucking idea how to write the both of them.

Did it ever get better, or did the author just never even see the movie?

Really though, Its the same thing that happened with "Zootopia Drabbles' But that had it coming out even earlier before the movie and I have no idea if it ever got better.

I gave up on it when I say how unlike they were to what their actual characters were. That and when the OC couple became major characters and kept coming back.

What's with the doomposting? Most ccs are finishing up their finals. Hell I've just finished mine today. Can we post comf until that one anon spergs out about spamming?

>>9719595
Where's comfyanon? I need someone to ask us how comfy we are, assign a number value to it, and then reply to each of us in earnest.

>>9719652
Now that you mention it, he hasn't been here in a while, and I actually kinda liked his posts too.

>>9719595
There has been doomposting since the beginning, don't pay it any mind. Some people are just dicks.

>>9719652
>>9719701
Looks like his last post was on May 28th. He's probably just busy with stuff.

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I still believe Nick is Byron's self insert.

>>9719749
Is Byron gay?

>>9719701
Well, we could always take it upon ourselves to talk about how comfy we are, and for a while reply to each other with genuine interest...should be able to at least fake it for a little while.

>>9719757
yep

>>9719749
>implying Nick isn't Byron's fursona

>>9719749
Nick is Byron's fursona he made after watching Robin Hood
There's probably mountains of porn involving those two

>>9719188
This is still one of the most comfy things that zhan has ever drawn.

I only wish he could make one with Pizzacat sleeping ontop of Pizzacolt just like this.

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god damn, this motherfucker is smug
just how smug can he get?

>>9719772
I see. Then, in the case of >>9719749 , WildeHopps could never be canon.

They'd just be friends.

Goodnight /ztg/

>>9719749
He essentially is, or at least ProtoNick was.

>Being a minority (pred) in a society that expects you to act a certain way to avoid upsetting others (with a shock collar)

>Being a minority (gay) in a society that expects you to act a certain way to avoid upsetting others (not act gay)

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>>9719792
>>9719801
>>9719815>>9719844
He drew himself as a fox and he looks almost exactly as Nick

>>9719767
True, but alas I must go sleep soon, since I have work tomorrow morning. I hope you all have a good night though.

>>9719821
Good night, potential bunner.

>>9719844
>tfw protozootopia is about Apartheid but with gay people
>no one noticed because segregation immediately brings to mind blacks

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>>9719749
>>9719801
I always get a chuckle when I remember oh yeah, byron's a professional artist who loves robin hood and dreamed up Nick.

Agree there's probably gigabytes of porn. I bet his style makes for cute lewds, too.

>>9719863
Me too on both. Stay comfy.

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>>9719812
Scientific studies had tagged him at 60 smugabites over the known mammal maximum... but then the machine exploded. We'll probably never know for sure.

>>9719879
>I bet his style makes for cute lewds, too.
man... I would love to see that.

>>9719853
If that bun's mouth was a little less upturned that'd be a pretty good thousand yard stare.

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fresh OC hot off the presses
http://kittenpawprints.tumblr.com/post/161454346580

>>9719891
It's a shame his contract with disney stipulates he bursts into flame if any of it ever leaks.

>>9719844
>tfw you arent in the timeline where we collared niggers and queers

>>9719870
People didn't notice until Lassiter & the Pixar people heard the pitch, and realized that the movie essentially said that gays are physically tortured with electric shocks by society just for being gay.

Aside from the actual city and a few other elements (coughHoneycough), I'll never understand how people can think that Protozoo was a better product other than "dark & edgy = good!".

>>9719935
Careful, you might cut somebody with that edge, m'lord.

>>9719935
I never watched CSA.

>>9719911
I can try to emulate his style and do some pronz but it'll have to be in another occasion.

>>9719942
>gays are physically tortured with electric shocks by society just for being gay.
I hadn't even thought of the fact it alludes to conversion therapy, but holy shit it fits so well

>>9719959
>anon emulates his style
>disney finds it
>thinks Byron is leaking porn he drew under a pseudonym
>anon gets Byron sacked
>Rich makes it a film about simple misunderstandings causing great Loss

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https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon

The Pearl reading by Tangerine has just ended! Thank you to our wonderful reader!

We'll be speaking with trashweasel and hearing a story from him in just a moment! Come listen to some weird music in the meantime!

>>9719983
keekekek

>>9719983
My god, it's true. Rich just never stops shitposting, ever.

>>9719972
I don't think that even bible beaters use electric shock therapy in their attempts to pray the gay away.

Shame, yeah, but I think text book torture is illegal in America.

I remember when the movie came out and people on twitter/tumblr were mad because "preds were obviously blacks!" and "the hate against preds is actually justified!" like FUCK how did these people miss the point entirely

>>9720030
You must live in a state where it's illegal then
Here's a tip: those states actually had to pass laws specifically targeting conversion therapy

Guess how many states it's still legal in

>>9720046
Nearly all critics got the message of the movie completely wrong.

Even the video that Max Giliardi made about it was complaining about the "mixed messages" trying to assign black and white to pred or prey.

How people don't get that the message is about prejudice and fear, confounds me.

>>9720069
Enlighten us, anon.

>>9720102
42
Mind you, these laws specifically target minors forced into it by their parents, so adults are still fair game

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Who would try to electrocute this qt?

>>9720218
Bellwether

>>9720218
People who are sick of fags forcing their faggotry in everything.

>>9720218
This is a good pupper who needs more love.

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>>9720218
Don, but only because that's his fetish

>>9720239
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

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>>9720218

>>9720269
I must have missed the sign stating this was an exclusive gay club.

>>9719910
Wow, love it.

>>9720289
Ah so you're just being a whiny bitch. Gotcha.

>>9720284
DELET

>>9720317
If I were then I'd be in some great company, wouldn't I?
>oh boo hoo I'm persecuted because I'm gay

>>9720321
Such a damn pretty city.

>>9720321
Sleep tight bunner!

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>>9720378