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ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
BIRTHDAY EDITION
>>9710628
Zer0
Reigen Arataka
Len
Gascoigne
>Happy Birthday m8.
GUNDAM TANAKA
Alicia
>>9710628
Draco
Lord Beerus
Reflecto
>>9710628
Emi
>>9710628
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9710628
Lana's mother
Francis
Altera
>>9710628
Michael Pence
>HBD, fucker.
>>9710628
Cherry
Mr. Game & Watch
>>9710628
Night Dog
>>9710628
Shota
Shin-chan
shitty drawing of gorgon princess
>>9710628
Lum!
Happy birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmyXziT04b4
>>9710628
Ridley
>>9710692
I want to pop her cherry
Kaho
Charlotte
Ryougi Shiki
>>9710628
Kanji Tatsumi
>>9710628
Lenny
>>9710628
Boat
Maria and Harusame
Inkling
Eric Andre
Tamamo
Hey! Happy birthday to whoever it is!
>>9710628
Cucksilver.
>>9710628
Best Girl
Happy Birthday
>>9710692
Vinny's wife
Sonic
Reimu
Deku
Seniorita Machoke
Father John Misty
Is it Soviet's birthday already?
Yin
>>9710752
i'd sniff those feet desu
A Giant Rat
Did somebody say that it's their birthday today?
I got you a birthday card
http://itsyourbirthday.today/#adachi
Starman
>>9710772
>tfw completely forgot about the meme i made by going around all the threads screaming "HEY GUYS, IT'S SOVIETS BIRTHDAY" because he wouldn't shut up about it
glad to see it's still alive
>>9710628
Uraraka Ochako
>>9710795
https://youtu.be/MwK1J8o4au8
>>9710772
You didn't hear it? Soviet killed himself out of loneliness.
>Dimitri
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Fashion Police
Having an issue.
Please hold.
>>9710934
>trashes your office
>>9710934
*mops your path*
Has anyone checked the source code of Jude's simulator?
What if it is malicious?
Hey!
>>9710986
No one cares about Jude or his sim
>>9710628
Prisoner
Post win cards
About time.
>>9711090
Which ones?
Baron you @?
>>9711090
>>9711091
Alriiight! Let's do this!
>>9711090
Make me
>>9711091
>>9710699
>>9711091
A celebration.
A game for your day of birth?
Congratulations.
Here's your first slide.
Sorry about the wait, I didn't want to upload blank slides.
>>9711091
I accept this challenge.
>>9711135
>>9711137
>>9711133
You even wished him 'Happy Birthday' and everything.
Some people.
>>9711135
>>9711133
Restarting because host helper didn't grab Lum.
God damn it.
>>9711090
>
>>9711112
Yes.
Every time I drink Pepsi I get a headache.
>>9711148
Hmmm, maybe he doesn't like getting older? Oh well.
>>9711135
For warmth.
>>9711161
Cheers.
>>9711154
>that filename
b-but you won the other day didnt you
ily Yuno
THE REAL FIRST SLIDE
NOW FEATURING LUM
>>9711201
I have the other one too, that filename is just outdated.
>>9711177
>pepsi
>>9711194
Thank you, it looks awesome.
>>9711214
Your incompetence
led to an untimely death.
Blood boils in rage.
>>9711214
Thanks a bunch, Adachi.
Now, I know you can't RP as being a nuke.
So I'll post this slide faster than usual.
>>9711214
Wait what?
post the last thing you saved
>>9711214
>Explodes because she went nuclear. RIP Ochako
>>9711214
Well shit, i guess that's that.
>>9711244
I just did >>9711262
>>9711261
>>9711261
>>9711261
>>9711261
>>9711244
I didn't notice the Godzilla costume killing the cute anime girl Godzilla until now.
Fucking lel
>>9711261
>>9711261
>>9711261
>>9711261
>>9711261
>
>>9711307
So it's your birthday, huh? Have a good one.
Gonna speed this up so I can install something to fix the blank slides.
>>9711261
can you feel the tension?????????
>>9711261
>>9711311
>that fucking art
Jesus Christ.
>>9711261
>>9711351
Cute demon ava.
>>9711261
>>9711352
You do know I was just in a trash can, right? Like not even five minutes ago.
SHOCK
THE
GAY
AWAY
>>9711364
It's not good, admittedly. Pic related, second last thing I saved, which is significantly better.
>>9711383
Nico nico nii!
>>9711377
She is not...cute. Don't call her that, it would only inflate her ego further.
MIKE PENCE DELIVERING SOME COMEUPPANCE
YOUR WINNER
MIKE "THAT'S A FURRY? BETTER KILL IT IN A HURRY" PENCE
>>9711452
totally not rigged
>>9711397
>>9711452
Took you four minutes to come up with that? Nice job to him. Thanks Adachi.
...So yeah, thanks host!
>>9711452
happy birthday and thanks for hosting
>>9711469
Whenever I see this image at first glance I imagine she has an owl body
>>9711469
The winner slide was bugged so I had to re-sim until I got the same winner with a not bugged slide.
>Fukawa will never give dachi birthday sex
>>9711510
That's a funny way to say "rigged against the furry"
>>9711452
Happy Birthday to ya and thanks.
>Release unlimited sim
>Adachi changes the game
Moshi moshi IP desu~
>expecting me to thank you after rigging
Nah, go fuck yourself dach.
>>9711514
Bring Bolin here
>>9711535
look he posted it again wow two days in a row
>>9711520
why would he rig against his own kind?
>>9711535
How does it feel being clinically depressed and living in a 3rd world country?
>>9711539
>rigging
Do you want to test the blank slides yourself?
>>9711543
>two
>>9711498
I do look like some weird owl now that I see it.
>>9711510
Yeah, I can believe that. But it's a lot funnier to think it took so long because you couldn't make a joke.
>>9711452
Congratulations.
>>9711510
Thank you.
>>9711520
I don't look at the slides before I post them, so I don't know anything that's going on.
Why do you think there's no commentary? It's not because I don't want to commentate, it's just I don't know what's happening.
>try to change the game
>make it worse
>try to change the game again
>it's just as bad
huh
weird
Post people you hate
>>9711578
>I don't look at the slides before I post them
i know it's your birthday, but what the shit?
>>9711617
Newfags.
Been a while mates.
>>9711600
It's almost like two shitposters are incapable of doing anything but shitpost.
>>9711617
all of them
>>9711624
Everyone.
Even myself.
>>9711617
>>9711626
I-is it really you?
>>9711626
Leave.
post people you love and support and hope you like long happy lives
>>9711647
Oldfags.
>>9711617
>>9711647
Post people
>>9711647
>>9711621
I like to be surprised by the events, plus it makes me less likely to change the balance of the game to another person's favor.
>>9711673
>>9711679
how did you know the first slide was nuclear if you didnt look?
:thinking:
>>9711642
>What was Kano began to shake violently and slowly started to morph into a abomination, His limbs and face are twisted and his head splits in two, where a tentacle from the crack pulls this bitch >>9711646 in and begins to much on her smug face eventually assimilating her
>>9711676
Let's play count the verts
>>9711626
I have missed you, so, so much.
>>9711646
Mary-san stop being rude
>>9711665
>>9711702
Because I looked at the slide after I uploaded it? Also, I acknowledged it was a nuclear slide when I posted the second slide.
I'm not sure what you're trying to get at here.
>>9711676
Size of your avatar on this = relevancy
>>9711738
I see none. None of Vert's past avas are on this.
Do we hate Vert or what? I'm not sure anymore, everyday there is a faggot to namedrop him.
Harvested this giant strawberry, frightened chinese coin for scale
Also, is Accel here?
>>9711851
I think he's taking a break from HG
>>9711787
>implying Yukkuri Reimu was relevant
>>9711859
I was sleeping and im heading out now, you call?
>>9711851
It's just the same 2-3 faggots. I like the avafag
>>9711851
I certainly don't hate Vert
I love the guy, he's a bit on the shy side but he's a solid dude overall
>>9711899
here
>>9711851
When they come back everyone will probably cream their pants.
>>9711851
Anons who are more than likely trying to stir shit
>>9711910
Thanks.
>>9711910
i didnt actually think youd do them all
>>9711953
A DEAL IS A DEAL ANON
>>9711968
I regret not asking for one but at the same time im glad I didnt
>>9711910
Yo hice el mio, esta bien pinche feo
pero es mio <3
>heats the thread
Se murieron.
>Otra vez.
>>9712057
>Cools it back down
>>9712057
Could ya turn it down a few notches? I'm dying here.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
>>9712145
Hot dayum.
minecraft new game when?
>>9712167
HG Minecraft server when
>>9712145
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts8bEykgnZU
bootleg code time
>>9711992
>>9712178
Leo
Cirno
>>9712178
Shota
>>9712178
a man
>>9712178
Shitty Clawdia drawing
>>9712178
Reigen Arataka
>>9712178
Aqua Grunt
>>9712178
Adachi
>>9712178
Literally me
>>9712178
Boat
>>9712178
Starman
>>9712178
Mizore Shirayuki
>>9712178
Aron.
>>9712178
Baki
>>9712178
Zer0
>>9712178
Alicia
>>9712178
Snowwoman
>>9712178
Astaroth
>>9712178
Chelsea
>>9712178
Lord Beerus
>>9712178
Magma Grunt
>>9712178
Eric Andre
>>9712178
Mikun
>>9712178
Keith
>>9712178
Not Cropped Porn
>>9712178
Tsuyu
>>9712178
Gascoigne
>>9712178
Are you staying
>>9712178
Mallow
>>9712178
Gootecks
3 more
^279
what do you mean
>>9712292
Shrimp
>>9712178
Cirno
>>9712292
Lord Prosciutto
>>9712307
moge
>>9712292
Night Dog
>>9712158
Hot is right. Man, I hate this stupid season.
>>9712176
Think you made need to get your eyes checked. Or watch some porn. The girl's there are better.
>>9712273
>kissu
>>9712319
Wait. If you heat up you don't literally melt away, do you?
look over this or something
>>9712307
Lord Prostitute
>>9712351
>>9712300
>>9712304
>>9712351
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9712351
The last killing game.
A severe disappointment.
Time for redemption.
>>9712374
there's 1 cirno already
>>9712386
thats a shitpost
>>9712351
I looked it over.
>>9712374
>I can wait one out, no need to swap
>>9712374
I think that's a dupe.
>>9712340
I'd rather not find that out if I could. Sounds like it would hurt real bad.
>>9712351
Cirno really grew the last time I've seen her. Can't get distracted now.
>>9712386
>letting jude's shitpost take a spot from an actual ava
How do I RP as 3 characters at once?
>>9712254
>>9712351
>>9712351
Get on with it.
>>9712339
Try that again, and those lips of yours shall be meeting with something not so delicate.
I don't know if Aussa is here or not so I'll just drop this here
>>9712422
you're in D1
>>9712351
Let's go already.
>>9712421
Carefully
>>9712409
Well shit. You could always chill out in a fridge when this is over.
>>9712409
Those thigh highs.
>>9712284
>Kissu
>>9712313
>>9712368
>
starting
>>9712435
>fugs
>>9712434
How embarrassing, I'm sorry. Maybe I need to get glasses or something...
>>9712457
>Not swapping in Cirno
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>9712178
Swap
>>9712203
>>9712416
>>9712457
>Zer0 just sits and watches as the three humans among him sip their tea. After a few minutes, he silently stands up and leaves.
Foolish.
>>9712457
Alright demon, I need these a bit more than you do!
>>9712461
>ERP-tier greentext of her fucking you
>She takes your lifeforce after
>you like this
...Not bad... I didn't expect an anon to be so bold... Quite a nice snack.
no i don't want to say something to no
>>9712445
Of all the things I don't get, this is one that's up there. They're just socks, dude.
>>9712441
I was hoping to catch a dip in the frozen lakes. They are probably now unfrozen by now, aren't they?
>>9712457
I give up. That crappy drawing is just to small to hit.
>>9712457
Nice to see a man's still got the skills to pay the bills.
>>9712471
>don't worry about it man, I'll just enter the next game
>>9712506
>>9712457
You mean those out-of-date sandwiches and the mini guns over there?
Oh, with pleasure, you can keep them.
>>9712528
Hey!? What are you doing here!? Quit laughing and go away already!
>>9712531
I guess? There's this ice fairy running around and if she isn't freezing toads it's probably lakes. Might want to catch the early bus and soak yourself before it's too late.
>>9712528
Can you at least tell me what killed you? Being vague doesn't help at all.
>>9712528
>With a single move of her wings she deflects the arrows, like a shield of darkness.
Feels like mosquitos bites, you'll need to be rougher than that.
>>9712564
>hugs the blue demon
>>9712545
Are you mocking me? Getting early supplies is invaluable to survival here.
>>9712528
>The popcorn just bounces off his helmet as Zer0 sits and observes.
The art of killing,
taken down to child's play
without any grace.
default arena time
>>9712433
Well I just poked my head in from lying doing something so technically. It looks great anon! Thanks!
>>9712564
MY WINGS ARE LIKE A SHIELD OF STEEL
>>9712594
>Mizore quickly dives into a garbage can. Hoping that it doesn't get sucked along with anything else.
>>9712558
If I hug you, will you sweat?
>>9712594
Boats and hurricanes do go hand in hand.
>>9712624
It would be extremely comfortable
>>9712642
>>9712603
Soft as velvet yet hard as steel!
>ah ah!
>>9712584
Oh anon... What are you doing now?...
...
>She idly caress your head, maybe she's on a good day.
>>9712586
Mocking you? Oh dear I would never, but well... if you "need" those junk over there to survive, I don't think you should stay here. I'd hate to see your pretty face red with blood.
>>9712594
S-Shota?!
No! R-
>The hurricane sucks them both. Astaroth fades away into the distant sky.
>>9712292
Bitchin tits
>>9712652
Corrosive liquid,
a most hated enemy.
Melt into the ground.
>>9712594
>>9712594
>>9712659
Oh...I-I kind of suck at saving people, huh?
>>9712680
He's so pure... and so clueless sometimes... But that's what I like with him.
>>9712680
GIB SUCC
>>9712659
Every little bit helps if you can't find anything in the wilderness, even a simple bandage could save your life as long as no-
>>9712652
Oh... that would be one thing all the supplies in the world wouldn't stop.
>>9712550
For some reason, I think Cirno's gotten lazy with that. Haven't seen one in forever. Maybe it's be better to just find a fridge. Freezing a lake sounds like too much work.
>>9712624
Either that or you'll freeze. Best not to do anything stupid, trappy.
>>9712652
Look out for a really bright sign. Has something with heaven on it.
>>9712691
It's okay... You don't know any wind spell anyway... Maybe we should work on that next time...
>she smirks
Ever wished you had wings Shota?
>>9712700
>She respawns outside the arena
Yeah... I prefer to do it raw, but I guess there are people who need some protection, like yourself.
Pretty harsh weather huh? I was sure it would have been a sunny day.
>>9712719
Who am I kidding?
>She tries to wipe the ears off but they have long since frozen.
He'll never choose me.
they're so visually unpleasing
good riddance
>>9712749
But first you got to empty the freezer. That's also effort. And effort could get you even warmer.
>>9712766
Why would you wipe your ears off?
>>9712755
Indeed, it was sunny for quite some time before that freak storm hit.
At least with it being rainy outside I can stay inside to bake. Would you care for a loaf of bread later?
>>9712789
Hmm? Oh yeah sure... If it's not that bread you picked up in the cornucopia.
Do you like beer? Wine? I'll bring some bottles if you want.
>>9712755
Wings...? not at all, we have airplanes now so wings are kind of useless
>>9712788
Because when I'm sad, I do stupid things.
>>9712783
Oh right. Guess I'll just die then.
>>9712749
Well I'm pretty hot myself, so I wouldn't mind...
pokemon battle
time to black out
or something
>>9712777
>After so many attempts, MIzore's given up as she looks towards the skies.
How do those girls do it. If I could, I can at least have him in my dreams.
>>9712816
Now that would be a waste. I'm sure we can think of something.
....Suck on two of those suckers in your mouth?
>>9712843
I know some of my kind eat them but I'm not like any of them. Jeez, just what I get for trying to branch out.
>>9712807
Hmm? It's a pretty stupid reasoning Shota I mean...
We have ovens and weapons, does that mean fire magic is useless? It could've saved your life in that cold chamber.
Now now Shota.
>She deploys her wings, and starts flying like a hummingbird around him
Don't you think it's cool? I can go wherever I want with these.
>>9712872
is kind of cool... and scary at the same time, what if a airplane comes by and crushes you if you fly very high?
perseverance
>>9712910
Well... You don't need to fly that higher, besides it's not like you can't hear it coming.
Why are you always so scared?
>>9712818
Nuh uh, not happening. Don't wanna make the current girl you're stalking to take her anger out on me.
>>9712854
Where am I going to get another one? It's not like I carry them in my pocke-
>Before she finishes, she does indeed find another in her pocket.
Huh. Well thanks. Now I can live a bit longer.
>>9712896
Eh? Is this because of the ghosts?
>She goes over the arrow to touch it, it doesn't budge at all.
This is complete bull.
>>9712940
>and it trapped
>>9712804
No thanks, and no, I'll be making the bread myself in a few minutes here. Mind if I get your name? Demon seems to be a bit rude and you're much more sociable than that creepy skeleton...
I'm Alicia, by the way.
>>9712940
>and it trapped inside it
>>9712955
>>9712966
yes i know i have to fix it
>>9712940
Ah man! Someone discovered one of my spots.
>Sighing, she blocks the entrance by freezing. Tapping to make sure it's secure, she dejectedly walks away. Guess I have to find something else.
>>9712959
Skeletons? Oh yeah they always think they're hot stuff because of that skeleton war a millenium ago... Poor things, they don't even know they were mere puppets in someone's shadow play...
Oh? Yes of course. Call me Astaroth.
>>9712952
Man, you're not going to die on my watch. For starters the trap would be crying for months on end.
>The Anon starts covering the ice girl with snow.
>>9712952
N-not like I'd hug a monster anyway!
>>9713006
I'm not much of a nurse but...
>She freezes the wound and all around it.
That should hold. You know, before it falls off.
the game ends next slide
>>9713006
Gootecks is playing this out like it's the fucking matrix.
>>9713038
I'm...going to die aren't I?
>>9713050
what a shame
>>9713020
A war? I'm not even going to ask... I've got to get going now, but I'll see you around Astaroth.
>Alicia