ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What do you think of

>>9702355
GOOOOOO

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>>9702355
One of my childhood wishes was having a mega Metagross. At least I got a Metagross for a few days.

(Reposting because I'm really damn good at timing posts to come out after the new thread)
>>9702220
Tell Jay to come as well, kinda overestimated the amount of groceries needed.
Also sorry about the kitchen.

>>9702371
nerd
goo

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>>9702267
>7.
>Can't find a basement.
Fucking. Calling it a day.
>Head on back to car.
>Rolling for problems.
>>9702332
Hah. I'll give it a listen sometime. Might get moved to the Alola branch if I do good enough.
>>9702342
Nothing I haven't seen before.

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>>9702355
They're nice.
Can be pretty fun, too.

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>>9702355
I haven't been able to try mine, but as far as I can tell, it's powerful.
Looking forward to getting it working.

>>9702348
I mean, you said there were several different ways to cut it, right?
I think I'd like to think of and choose one first.
I'll consider doing it here when I do decide, though.
...
Guess I'll get going.

>>9702485
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIO

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>>9702355
I'm not terribly familiar with the phenomenon, to be quite honest.
>>9702428
Got it. Ray and Jay are on the way.
>>9702476
Fair warning, we're an acquired taste, but I'd be honored if you'd give us a listen.

>>9702476
>one off
how

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>>9702493
>Steven half heartedly waves goodbye
Byyyye.

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>>9702503
Yes, yes. Goo.

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>>9702505
>Jay stands at the ready, fully energized

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>>9702590
"Yo, bro. We're gonna meet up with Seb, he needs a hand with, like, groceries. Follow me, I remember where the store is
>Surfmouse: haul tail and lead the way.
>Travel time, last digit, etc.

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>>9702564
Thanks and goodbye.
>Latias flies off, back to the house in Alola, tightly clutching her mega stone
>Go into the bedroom she was sleeping in
...
>Excitedly flop on bed, cheerfully squeaking in delight at the mega stone she's holding

>>9702578
>attempt to get goo from the source

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>>9702476
>6.
>Nope.
>Push down the seats.
>Sleep.
>>9702505
Sure will, friend.
>>9702540
(Don't worry. I'll get a trip or quadfail to suffer to all those curses.)

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>>9702607
>Electrical noises of understanding
>Choice Scarf: equipped
>Keep up with the zapmouse

>>9702657
>roll to remove curses

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>>9702614
>Bap with bone
No.
Not for sale either, so don't ask.

>>9702657
(Just wanted to let thread know we discussed this.)
>Rolling to get a lead on the intruder.

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>Ray: meet up with the nerd.
"Yooo, bro! Whats up?"
"Like, how's Alola treating 'chu so far?"

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>>9702886
>Handling far more groceries than a nerd with an arm brace should
>Sweating up a torrent
"Huff, still trying to adapt to the heat, my dude"
"Eventually, eventually"
"Lets get these things tied up to Jay and we are off"

>Two episodes of sniffers causing shit in one day
Amazing

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>>9702997
"Sweet, bro! I'm game!"
>Ray: get as much stuff as a smol psych mouse can carry, give most of the stuff to Jay, and head off!

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>>9703252
>Carrying the rest of the stuff
>Run after the electric duo
"Did our guest come back yet, by the way?"

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Sooo... How's everyone doing?

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>>9703426
Sleeping in a car is uncomfortable.
You?

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>>9703423
"Not yet, bro. I thought, like, she was just crashing for the night."
>>9703426
Not bad, bro. And you?

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>>9703423
>>9703498
>Latias is hugging her mega stone on a bed, back at the house

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>>9703426
Found out that Latias eat for at least two, otherwise braving the heat.
How is the gym business going?

>>9703498
"Well, she did say she was going for an appointment then back"
"We must be close now"

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>>9703498
I'm alright. A bit bored. Everyone wants to watch Alain and Tobias battle trainers but nobody actually wants to be the one battling. Thus we mostly just have a lot of kids with small Pokemon hanging around and peering in the windows.
>>9703447
Oo, sounds rough.
What's the situation?
>>9703620
Dragon types eat a lot.
I'm thinking we might as well just cut out the normal gym puzzles and whatnot and just make the challenge "actually speaking up enough that Tobias and Alain know you're here".
I almost missed the last challenger because of that.

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>>9703763
Yeah, she ate a full stack of pancakes, six eggs and I lost track of the coffee.

>>9703608
>Get back home
>Stock up the pantries, notice some odd snoring
>Check the bedrooms
>She's is back, as promised
...adorable.

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>>9703895
Well, yeah. She is burning a lot of energy.

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>>9704218
>Don't comment on the fact you're chatting on the Internet about having a ridiculously rare pokemon in your friend's house
And now she's sleeping it all again, whatever she went for must have been tiring.
Also consider finding out where Tobias is at the moment the sole puzzle in your gym.

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>>9704333
Tobias has a Latios, if you want I can ask him for tips on housing one of the Eon duo.
And that would be the hardest puzzle ever. He has a wide variety of places he roams. Like the bathroom. And the kitchen. And the couch. No one would ever be able to complete it.

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>>9704510
That should be tomorrow, if he finds out where he is himself, Have to go offline for a bit.
See you soon.

(I'm gonna shitpost for a second. I don't like this new plot with the sentrets. It feels the exact same as Terra just with a new coat of paint. I wouldn't be surprised if the same person was playing it.)
(I don't enjoy the giant unavoidable plots MC&D was fun because it was big but avoidable. This one feels metagamey and boring.)
(Maybe I should just fuck off. Maybe I don't enjoy these threads anymore.)
(End rant.)

>>9704847
the person who was doing terra quit, dunno who the sentret guy is, though i believe they're reworking their plot a bit to not be so overarching.

>>9704847
(To be fair to whoever's doing it, doing a plot isn't easy.)
(I get the metagamey part, which is something I've been trying to avoid in my plot, although right now maybe it's only boring because it's setting up? I don't know.)
(Also leaving is completely your decision to make, if you really don't enjoy these threads and feel nothing could make them fun again for you.)

>>9704895
(It feels exactly the same as Terra though, its a shame.)
>>9704903
(Yeah, maybe I need a break.)

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>77: put some music on for the 1, maybe 2 other anons still awake.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D1fIuUToKY
Anyone got any idea where I can get some radio equipment in Alola?
Long range transmitters and receivers, preferably ones capable of encrypted communications?
Oh I'll also probably need a generator, some solar panels, a capacitor and all the wiring needed to connect all that together.
>77: work on tidying up the debris that's still lying around.

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>>9705222
Just get it shipped from Amazon. I doubt you're gonna find a store with all of that in Alola.

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>>9705267
I know that, the problem is I don't know any suppliers for all of the things I listed.
Fuck, this is going to eat up basically all of my money to get everything set up. At least this place is nice and tidy now, no more debris everywhere.
>77: attempt to find listed equipment online that is both affordable and available to be shipped to Alola.

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>>9705339
Debris? What, are you moving into one of the ruins?

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>>9705378
Yes.
Is there a problem with that?

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>>9705397
Depends, are you okay with a potential smiting from the Tapus? I heard they're very smite happy.

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>>9705438
Wait, what?
...Is there a way to get them to ignore us or are we going to have to move to a better location?

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>>9705470
Sacrifice a virgin on the full moon after doing a wacky dance?
Dunno, I'm not Alolan.
I've just heard some things about Tapus and people who intrude in the Ruins.

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>>9705502
That would explain all these ruined buildings, fuck me.
I'm going to have to work this out later, hopefully the things you heard are just rumours and these buildings were destroyed by something else.

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>>9705559
They might be, they might not be.
How much are you willing to be on the outcome?

>>9705582
(*Willing to bet)
(Fug)

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>>9705397
Just who's ruins are you in hmm?

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>>9705582
Fuck you, I don't need this shit right now.

>>9705702
No idea what you're talking about, no ruins here. Nope.
>77 is frantically packing up everything, getting ready to leave.
>77 isn't actually in the ruins, the grunts are actually just somewhere in Haina desert with some abandoned buildings.
>Although since he knows nothing about Alola he thinks the building he's in is part of the ruins.

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>>9705764
Fuck me?
I'm in Unova and you're in Alola, I really don't think we can make this work out.

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>>9705872
You'd better hope you don't run into me at any point, I'll fucking ruin you, you smug fuck.

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>>9705919
Hey! I'm a smug fuck too! Ruin me!

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>>9706928
...What?
Why do you want me to ruin you?

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>>9707045
Because I don't feel like being used as a meat shield, forced into a harem, or getting attacked, balled, having my junk grabbed, and then immediately thrown back.

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>>9707094
So...do you want me to just shoot you or what?
I swear if you haunt me as a ghost after this you're getting balled and put somewhere I guarantee you won't like.

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>>9707163
Sure. Let's go for it champ. Anything's better than "Here Lies Steve the Salandit: Smelly Lizard Clit Made Him Jump in a Volcano For the Lulz"

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>>9707177
I probably don't want to know.
>77: load a regular round into the rifle and aim at the suicidal lizard.
Last chance to change your mind.

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>>9707258
No, no you don't. I wanted to be a dentist damnit. Then I get "haha rape lizard!" thrown at me 500 times a day. You know what that does to someone's self esteem? Fucks sake man, there's a goddamn zangoose that owns a pawnshop, a zaprat that can DJ, and a fuckin' dragalge with a museum, but all I get is "lol nope, smelly lizard vagina". My species fuckin' blows man.
>the salamander continues to rant for several minutes about nothing in particular
>it gradually slides away from his dislike of salazzle, to his disdain with the state of the public education system (can salandit even get into public schools...?), to the benefits and hazards of fiat currency versus the gold standard, before finally landing on some disjointed rambling about how radio stations cripple the artistic freedom of new artists by only playing singles
AND FUCK THE GODDAMN BASTARDS THAT MAKE TOASTERS, THOSE THINGS ARE A GODDAMN FIRE HAZARD!

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>>9707329
I...uh...alright then.
>77: lower the rifle slightly.
Are you sure you don't want to reconsider?
I don't know about how it'd help you becoming a dentist, but I know some people that could make you pretty good at battling.
Then you could go out and destroy the people that piss you off, or whatever. Make people fear you instead of just insult you, I dunno.

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>>9707393
Who. Which people. Every battle I ever got in resulted in me getting thrown in a ball, having someone fist my dickslit because they can't tell the difference between one slit and the other even though they look completely different, then throwing me in a lake or something. I blame our schools. Of course you know what causes that problem in our fucking schools!?!
>lizard begins ranting again
>this time about how Rage Candybars are marketing to children, how parents are lazy and don't push their children enough ,and something about Pop-Tarts
AND THAT'S HOW I KNOW THAT BASKET MAKING IS A CONSPIRACY TO KEEP KANTO FROM GOING GREEN!

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>>9707436
You'll find out.
>77: unload the regular bullet and instead load a tranq round.
>Aim at the poor lizard's head.
You'll be able to battle muuuuch better than before soon enough.
>BANG.

>>9707436
>>9707530
>77rper: get distracted by things.
>Steve the Salandit is hit by the tranq bullet and knocked out.
>77 puts the lizard in a Pokeball and puts it into a bag.
>77 makes some notes and puts them in the bag too.
>The bag is given to Skarms and sent back to the Cipher Key Lair.
>Roll for how many days until the Salandit is turned into a shadowmon.

Well this blows ass, looks like the land we surveyed in Orre has... fucking nothing, no iron, no gold, or silver, or aluminum, or fucking ANYTHING.
Guess I'll be taking the heat from this from my boss, god damn, we're flying back now, here's hoping I don't get fired.

cock

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>>9707709
>Salandit: Is sleeping
>occasionally mumbles something angrily about hat manufacturing or tipping waitresses
>good news, he's not going to have to worry about the whole "biologically predisposed to being a sex slave" thing anymore
>bad news, it's because he's going to be a BOW instead
>The irony is thicc.

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Wow, this thread has really had the piss taken on it
Why not one more

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>>9708501
I'm busy, call again later.

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>>9705919
And how would I know it's you, random presumably male individual that I know nothing about?
>>9708492
How did you convince your boss to go there in the first place?

>>9708572
Because I've got reports from not even a year ago showing several other companies found minerals of all sorts in the region. My best guess is we just picked a bad fucking spot.

>>9708492
Told you so.

>>9708590
Nobodies operated in Orre for years, where did you get your reports, krickefeed?

>>9704847
(Sorry for being so late to respond to this, but I see your points, and I'm working to fix them, I'm gonna work to show where the Sentret/Patrat are coming from, how they pick up trails, their trainers, all that stuff, I can't to much about boredom because stakeouts are boring as fuck no matter what, but that's why I've got other stuff going on as well, and like
>>9704895
said I'm dialing things back, and slowing down, already pulled out of Orre, and Kalos and Sinnoh are going to be slowed way the fuck down if not stopped entirely.)

>>9704903
(Thanks for defending this thing, I'm trying to make something big, but avoidable, the only people that REALLY would need to be involved to stop the bad guys are the I.P, or a Pokedestined if I feel like getting my balls stomped on, anything else is me trying to leave things open to other parties, and can be ignored. No one is going to get black bagged without OOC permission)

>>9708613
Yep, I fucked up.

>>9708645
Online, I looked into the companies that made those reports public, and everything seemed legit, guess either I've been played or, as I said, we picked a bad spot.

>>9708681
(One thing you need to watch out for is forcing people into your plots. The patrat stalkers and binocs from Terra essentially forced people into your plot. It's one of the reasons people started avoiding it or getting mad.)

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>>9703763
My apologies, fell asleep finally.
Investigating disappearances. Have to check out a museum today.
>Get the hell out of the car.
>Notebook: Out.
>Pokegear: Out.
Alright, a museum next. Hoping I can find someone alive.
>Rolling.

>>9708809
(I'm leaving it open, I said the rats and sentret can be ignored if people want, that one sentret is going to be the only time they did anything more then be creepy stalkers, but even then, I'm gonna slow down with them)

>>9708701
Sounds like you might have taken deliberately planted bait, or your competitors were very mistaken.
I'm no expert at corporate espionage, but that certainly fits the MO.

>>9708859
Hello? Mister Detective Man?
Can I ask a really, really, really big favor?

>>9708933
I'd like to think my competitors were mistaken, but yeah, looks like we took the bait, I'm just glad we didn't get attacked, that would have been even more heat from the boss.

>>9708958
I grew up in Orre. I'm gonna guess you weren't an easy target, or that there was enough desert between you and the local thugs that they didn't want to step it out. That or they didn't notice you in the first place.
Either way, man, I'm glad you're safe.

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>>9708859
>9.
Hoo boy. Lots of fossils, they've got a legit Kabutops fossil strewn up in the middle of the room.
>Click.
>Notanarchaeologist.png
>Rolling for detectivework.

>>9708944
What do you need?

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>>9709041
Are we doing a staring contest?
>Sun pulls a chair up, propping his head in his hands and staring down the Darmanitan

>>9709114
I think my dad's lying to me about where he was before he came back to be my dad.
I tried to ask him about it, but he didn't wanna talk about it.
Can you try to find out what happened? Please?
I don't have a whole lot of money, but I have some!

>>9709114
>Enemy action: Rolling to get rid of his escape route.
>The car must go.

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>>9709135

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>>9709267
>noir saxophone
>squint
You got a name or...?
>end noir saxophone

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>>9709287

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>>9709114
>4.
...Looks like someone's been through here, recently.
>Rolling for fingerprinting.

>>9709148
I'll look into it, you have your father's name? Can I get you father's contact information?

>>9709223
>Nope.
>Why do you have the shit rolls and I have good ones?
>The best, amazing rolls, the best ever, punish me dice.

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>>9709267
>>9709311
>Sun squints, still holding the Darmanitans gaze.
>>9709287
Maybe it's asleep?

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>>9709311
>confused saxophone
Uh...
>Noir Guy sent out Houndoom
You on drugs or somethin'? I'm tellin' you right now, my doggo can smell em' from a mile away.

>>9709339
It's eyes are open. And the pupils are... very not dilated. I don't think it even has pupils.

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>>9709339
>>9709375

>>9709331
His name's Olivar, and we live in Hau'Oli City, on, um, I think it's Golden Sitrus Street?

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>>9709375
Don't some people sleep with their eyes open?
>>9709389
>A bean is retrieved from one of Sun's pockets and balanced atop the Darmanitan's head

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I trained really hard today.
I managed to split a rock right in two!
I should be close to evolving, I think...

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>>9709411
Olivar... Sounds familiar. I'll look into it.
If you see Anabel around tell her too, she'll get to you much faster than I.

>>9709331
>1.
>Nothing.
Prints have been wiped clean, that or they're using gloves here.
Back room is locked.
>Rolling to see if the key is in the museum.

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>>9709389
Alright. No drugs or alcohol. What's your angle buddy?
>intense squint
>boop the blue ball
>return the Bloodhoundoom

>>9709451
I mean, yeah but they don't just... not have pupils. That's not a normal thing.

>>9709476
>God I swear to fuck, your rolls.
>Rolling to sneak in.

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>>9709475
Bro, that's awesome!
'Chu can do it, dude, I believe in 'chu.
I, like, saw 'chur posts about Contest stuff, like, I gotta say something. 'Chu're inspiring, bro, like, 'chu've stuck it out even when things went hella rough.

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>>9709476
>6.
Found the keys to the back room. Heading there now.
>Uploaded keys.png.
>Rolling.

>>9709516
>The person goes unnoticed.

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>>9709652
>Enemy Action: Send out the Marowak.
>Roll to bone.

>>9709690
OH SHIT

>Ian: wake the fuck up in a cheap motel room, completely aimless

>>9709475
You're getting stronger. Do you have a friend that can help you in your next stage?

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>>9709604
Thanks so much!
I'll keep training, and become even cuter!
Then I'll win every single contest and fly to the stars!

>>9709721
What do you mean?
I can take care of myself when alone, if that's what you are asking.
I'm responsible, and eat healthy, and always go to sleep at the right time!

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>>9709652
>2.
>Lock is old but the door opens.
Got the

>>9709690
>0.
>Now that fucking hurts.
"Fuck!"
>Daniel drops his pokegear and hurries into the next room, cursing up a storm.

>>9709776
Your next stage is an immobile cocoon for a few levels.
It will be worth it if you can get through that stage.

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>>9709806
>The man in the robe pursues.
>Rolling to bone again.

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>>9709836
So, I won't be able to move?
For how long?
A day? A week?
That doesn't sound too bad!

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>>9709806
>Munch popcorn.

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>>9709806
>6.
>Daniel manages to get through the door into the back room.
"Fuck me."

>>9709892
>Hit again.
>Daniel falls on his ass and tosses out his Arcanine, LV40.
"Police! Return your pokemon and put your hands where I can see them!"

>>9709958
About a week yeah. You will not be able to do anything.

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>>9709484
Um... Maybe Darmanitan normally don't have pupils?
>He prods the Darmanitan, chuckling as it rocks a bit

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>>9710168
That isn't so bad!
Just gotta train more!
And at least I can still be cute during it.

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>>9710128
"One that fights back shall be the final blood shed."
>Marowak LV35 uses Bonemerang.
>90% means it'll miss on 9 and 0.
-1 252+ Atk Thick Club Marowak Bonemerang (2 hits) vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Arcanine: 124-148 (77.9 - 93%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9710267
>Battle music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV4udw9ABsY
>Hit.
"Don't hold back!"
>Arcanine uses Flare Blitz!
8 Atk Arcanine Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Marowak: 64-76 (65.9 - 78.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9710338
>Hit.
"Thus from the ground we come, to it we return."
>90% means it'll miss on 9 and 0.
-1 252+ Atk Thick Club Marowak Bonemerang (2 hits) vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Arcanine: 124-148 (77.9 - 93%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

>>9710208
Say, where are you at now? Maybe I can help you out, I'm done with Johto.

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>>9710356
>Arcanine is KOed.
"Fuck!"
>Daniel returns the doggo and attempts to scramble away.

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>>9710434
>The person in the robe pursues.
"You will help immensely."
>The bone is thrown again.
>Needs to land higher than a 4 to hit, 0 is a headshot.

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>>9710425
Hoenn!
And in some town named Verdanturf.
I've been traveling the roads! It's cool!

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>>9710521
>1.
>Nope, not today.
>Daniel scrambles the fuck out of the museum.
>Rolling to get the fuck back to the car.

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>>9710180
>Lick the Sun.
Heya.

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>>9710594
>Sun squeaks in surprise
Hey Fug! How's it going?

>>9710594
VORE
HIM

>>9710682
Sun is not for kill
Sun is for bully tho :^)

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>>9710682
Workin' on it.
>>9710670
Pretty good, haven't had any humans to bug today soooo.
Did you steal a Darmanitan or something?

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>>9710562
>Not giving chase.
>The others must be warned.
>Rolling for a present.

>>9710719
Soft vore
Just stuff 'em in the fugmouth for a while

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>>9710760
Um... I don't think so...?
Nebby probably grabbed it...
Unless I sleep walk?
.... aw man, what if I do sleep walk?

>>9710550
I'm pretty much on the roads myself, if you know what I mean.
Alright buggo, I'll try to get there.
Bye.
>Failson Ian: attempt to get a boat from Goldenrod to anywhere in Hoenn

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>>9710550
Cool, bro. It's good to like, get out and see the sights sometimes.
I'm gonna, like, go shopping with my bro and see about getting some cool stuff for home.
>>9710789
Um... I shouldn't be curious here, but, like...

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>>9710908
It would work.
>>9710831
I'm telling Annie on you! Then you're gonna go to jail.
>Fug pokes him.
Would you survive in jail?

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>>9710782
>2.
>Fuck me.
>Daniel turns the ignition and the car refuses to start.
"Fuck. Fuck, fuck."
>Grab shit from the back seat and trunk.
>Patch up leg while the fucker isn't following.

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>>9710949
>Sun hugs Fug's hand
B-but Fug, I don't wanna go to jail!
Please don't make me go to jail Fug, I don't wanna know what happens when you drop the soap!
Please Fug, please don't tell Annie!

>>9710838
>Failson Ian: secure a ticket to Slateport with the last of the savings
Hello again /par/, any moneymaking ideas for an ex-researcher, ex-pokemart clerk and now bum with a Shuppet?

>>9710789
Interesting...

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>>9711100
Try the corner.

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>>9710789
>>9710908
>>9710949
>Thinking
>Thinking
>Imitate the Thinking emote
...

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>>9710838
Yay!
What do you look like, by the way?

>>9710908
Yeah! The world is pretty.
I wanna see all of it.
And good luck with that!

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>>9711100
Amigo, I'm gonna say look for freelance shit.
Cata-list's a decent start, even if it's not perfect. Kinda sparse outside of Unova and Alola right now.
>>9711118
That or panhandling, if even freelance grunt work won't come.

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>>9711094
>Poke the Sun.
Relaaaaax. I won't tell her.
Maybe.
Probably.
>There's a slight chuckle from the dragon.

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>>9710949
I'm not doubting that it'd work, but, like...
Huh...
>>9711199
>get up, chill with the nerd
"Uh, Seb? 'Chu OK?"

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>>9711118
I'm not that desperate.

>>9711230
Would love to, but I'm moving from Johto to Hoenn. Maybe I'll hit Unova afterwards, depends on how things turn out in here.

>>9711200
>Av on
Here we go.

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>>9711267
>He breathes a sigh of relief. After a few seconds he looks back up at Rayquaza, practically beaming.
Thanks Fug!
You're the greatest!
Soooo....
>Sun occupies himself with poking one of the massive claws.
Whaddya wanna do?
Colress took the lander thingy to work on it and stuff.

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>>9711305
>Startled out of the Thinking position
"It'snothingit'snothing"
>Pick up the 'chu
"Just checking for business ideas and suddenly have odder ideas mixed in"
"How does a radio program about interviewing legendaries and other rare pokemons sound?"
>Apply the head scratches

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>>9711338
Oh, Alright!
I'll be waiting!
>Buggo trains more
>Attacking grass and rocks

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>>9711305
I'm an expensive fuck though, pal.
>>9711408
There isn't that much to do that's interesting, uhh...
>Fug flicks his claw a bit.
I dunno... Lati's doing her thing, Deo would kill you. Jirachi is on his redline diet...
...Regis?

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>Squint.
Who said regi.

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>>9711574
>Poke the steelson

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>>9711559
Regis...? Those are those uh... The golem thingies, right?
The ones that make the funny booping sounds?
>And on from the claw he moves, fiddling with the scales of the finger.
Yeah, okay! Are they any fun?

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>>9711482
"Duuuude, that would be, like, awesome! I'm so game!"
>headscratches a best, snug that nerd.
"Like, we've already met some, like, amazing dudes, bro, we could ask if they wanna, like, chat and stuff."
>>9711559
It's cool, bro, I was just, like... surprised my brain wasn't going 'no,no,no' from the get-go.

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>>9711574
Someone said regi?

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>>9711594
Hello.
>>9711667
I think someone did. You are well, brother?

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>Latias wakes up, in the house in Alola
>Still holding her mega stone, she floats out to the kitchen, mentally scanning the house to see if anyone is there

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>>9711648
Yep that's them. They're kiiiiiiiinda uptight but they should be fine.
I think they're still in Unova?
>Grab Sun.
>To Stuntbro's house!

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>>9711681
GOOD MORNING, SON.
>>9711667
GOOD MORNING, OTHER SON.
>Pat the rockson
WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER?
>>9711698
WHY IS RAYQUAZA AT OUR TEMPLE

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>>9711681
How strange.
I am well, I hope you are also well brother.

>>9711731
Good morning father.
Do you mean Regice? I do not know where he is.

>>9711698
...Hello?

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>>9711693
>The psych mouse is there, along with one of the humans. The other appears to be out and about somewhere.
"Yoooo, what's up? 'Chu sleep okay?"
"If 'chu're hungry, like, I can fix up some malasadas."

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>>9711657
"Yeah, with many of them in hiding, I'm going to bet some of them have a thing or two to say wait what do you mean with stuff"
>To the kitchen, zapmouse still in arms
"But for now, we have to make breakfast"

>>9711693
"Speaking of breakfast"

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>>9711698
...Hello.
>>9711731
Hello father. I think Regice is still in the freezer.
>>9711775
Well, I hope Rayquaza isn't here to smite us...

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>>9711698
>He blinks a few times, eyeing the half finished temple
So um.... Do they live in the house part or...
Hey wait a second!
>>9711775
>>9711814
I recognize those two!
Rock and Steel are Regis??

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>>9711778
>Latias is holding a raw mega stone
>She shifts around and talks awkwardly, avoiding eye contact
Er...yeah.
...
What are those?

>>9711804
>Wave
Morning...?

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>>9711731
Hey, hot stuff.
>>9711775
>>9711814
Have you two been behaving well? Heard one of my sects went crazy, sorry I wasn't hanging around to help.
>>9711889
Yep. You didn't scan them or anything? See? They're harmless.
Mostly.

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>>9711911
"They're a classic Alolan treat. I'll cook some up on the side, okay?"
>Surf mouse: hop out of the nerd's arms, and get to psych-shenanigan-enabled cookery!
>>9711804
"Huh? What do 'chu mean?"

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>>9711775
>>9711814
A SHAME, BUT I SUPPOSE IT IS FOR THE BEST.
RAYQUAZA DEALS WITH THE COLD VERY POORLY FOR SOMETHING THAT SPENDS ALL OF ITS TIME IN THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE.
>>9711958
I AM UNCERTAIN OF THE ACCURACY OF THIS CLAIM.
MY BODILY TEMPERATURE IS ROUGHLY EQUAL TO THAT OF THIS ROOM.

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>>9711814
We shall protect each other and our temple, do not worry.

>>9711889
Hello, I am Regirock. Or Rock, whichever you prefer.

>>9711958
Indeed, we have been well.
I believe it was a human sect that awoke me back in my desert temple, although they disappeared shortly after.
At least I have been reunited with Steel and Father.

>>9711998
That is true, yes.

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>>9711911
"Hello sleepyhead, guess that was a real important and tiring appointment"
>Begin reading up for making breakfast
>Help the psymouse
>Damn, having all these Psychics around feels great

>>9711991
"Do you have anything else in mind?"

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>>9711889
Hello, Sun.
>>9711958
Yes we have. And yes they did.
All is well, do not worry.
>>9711998
Hahaha.
>>9712063
Hm, if all is well I am going to help with a few things. Catch me up if anything important is said.
>Steel: Outie.

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>>9712074
Er...yes.
Yes it was.
...
>Sighs
I have about a month to figure out mega evolution...

>>9711991
Okay...
>Watch the psymouse work

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>>9711958
I don't scan Pokemon without their permission, it feels kinda creepy to me!
... mostly?
>>9712063
We never got to finish that pizza party...
>>9712160
Aw... Bye!

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>>9711998
Still pretty hot even so.

>>9712063
That's good. Don't want to have to toss you nerds back in your temples.
Iceman be damned.

>>9712160
See ya, steelnerd.

>>9712187
Man you're like, eighty times better than Ruby.
Mostly. They've broken stuff before and they love their cryptic puzzles.
Fuckin' nerds.

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>>9712278
YOU ARE BEHAVING ODDLY.
IT IS GOOD TO SEE THAT NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
WHO IS YOUR SMALL HUMAN?
>Poke the Sunson

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>>9712074
"Like, not really, bro."
>>9712181
>Psych mouse appears to be making some sort of dough, and getting a pan of oil heated.
>Then, it's frying time.
>The kitchen smells like bread and Sitrus berries.
"A month to figure out Mega Evolution, huh? That's, like, weirdly specific..."

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>>9712181
>Nerd and mouse working the kitchen, in sync
>Not skipping a beat
>Coffee almost ready
"As far as I know, mega evolution requires a deep bond, on top of the necessary stones"
"What is that rock, by the way?"

>>9712358
"Well, I'm not going to pry in too deep"

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>>9712160
Very well brother, goodbye for now.

>>9712187
True, perhaps we can finish it some other time?

>>9712278
I would prefer it if you did not do that. I like it here at our new temple.
Also, there is nothing cryptic about our puzzles.
They are fair and easy to solve if you pay attention.

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>>9712423
Or we could do it now!
>>9712278
Aw, thanks! I thought Ruby was pretty fun!
Hey Fug, do you wanna have a pizza pa-
>>9712356
>A loud squeak of surprise escapes the young champion, cutting him off

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>>9712356
That's Sun. I guess I kinda adopted him or something.
If you smash him I'm throwing you in a volcano and I won't take you out on that date.

>>9712423
Then you better be on your best behavior.
Yeaaaaaah, making Regice hold ice cream to summon Gigigas was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo easy.
>There's a judging squint from the fugdragon.

>>9712467
He really likes touching things, watch out for that.
...Pizza party would be cool.

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>>9712358
>Smiles a bit at the pleasant scent
It was part of a deal I made.

>>9712412
Latiasite?
... What does "deep bond" imply?

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>>9712467
I DO NOT RECALL HUMANS MAKING THIS SOUND.
>Regidad: resist the urge to poke Sun again
>>9712537
YOU NAMED YOUR SON SON?
THIS REMINDS ME OF THE HUMAN JOKE OF NAMING YOUR DOG DOG.
WHAT DATE?

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>>9712467
I may have to power down soon, so perhaps another time.
Or maybe Steel can have the party in my place.

>>9712537
Of course.
Also, is that not fair? I thought it was easy to work out.

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Good morning everybody, I actually made it to Alola this time! How are you all doing today?

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>>9712663
Awwwwww, okay.
Maybe next time!
>>9712640
>>9712537
So um.... Regigigigigas, right?
>Sun looks back at Rayquaza, voice lowered to a whisper
Fug, how many "gi's" are in that?

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>>9712640
No. Sun. Like in the sky.
The star.
...You didn't get the letter? I got you a moonstone and everything!
>Fug internally.

>>9712663
Well, I thought it was fair. It was funny watching Ruby run around trying different things. Pretty sure he never got it, considering some weirdos had Dadgas.

>>9712747
>Fug snickers.
>The wind carries his words.
Three, duh.

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>>9712587
"Sounds like a high-stakes deal."
>Malasada status: done and cooling.
"I think I'm gonna, like, cook up a second batch for later, but these are pretty much ready as soon as they get, like, cool enough for 'chu to handle."
>>9712412
"Bro, like, we gotta get the show going soon. I think John's out getting the stuff for it, and, like, working on getting a part-time gig going."

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>>9712687
Today has been... interesting, I guess.
Kanto kids don't know much about mega evolution, so I had to explain that, no, a Pikachu cannot mega evolve with a light ball.

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>>9712747
YES, THAT IS ME.
>>9712823
NO.
I WAS STUCK ABOARD THE PLASMA FRIGATE FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
WHERE WAS THE PLANNED LOCATION?

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>>9712747
Maybe, I will not promise anything.
Although I hope to finish the party one day.

>>9712823
Indeed.
Anyway, like I said I need to power down for now.
It was nice seeing you and Sun here, feel free to visit any time you wish.
>Regirock stomps back into the shadows of the temple.

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>>9712823
Thanks, Fug!
Ruby said you like pizza so um...
Hold on a sec!
>Nebby is summoned, and from Ultra Space Sun retrieves as many boxes of pizza as he can carry
>Rollin' for how many, 0 is 10.
Tada!
>>9712964
Um... Regigigigas, can you eat?

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>>9712587
"It needs a lot of trust and understanding to work"
"We're talking a long friendship or deeper"

>>9712864
"The stuff I saved from the station should get here soon enough, and I'm not just talking of the soundboard"
"This is going to be great"

>>9712587
"Say, would you like to say a few things to humans in general?"

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>>9712926
Children are always so amusing, are you a teacher or something?

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>>9713099
Ah, no. I'm a gym leader.
The kids in Viridian like to hang around the gym, so I thought I might as well teach them a few tricks if they weren't going to actually try and beat the gym.

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>>9712964
...Oh.
I was thinking like, Sky Pillar or something.

>>9712982
Welp.
Thank you.

>>9713078
That's a lot of pizza... Hey did you wanna go sell your rocks and get Ho-Oh after this?

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>>9712687
>Agent Eugene Waljer, currently on a ship to Alola
>Last two posts numbers until arrival
Hello again.
Looks like you did not have any issues going solo.

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>>9713222
Haha yeah I just had to put a few people to sleep this time.

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>>9712864
Yeah. But I think it'll be worth it.
>Pick them up psychically
>Eat them midair
>Visible delight spreads across her face
...These are pretty good.

>>9713098
...
I... don't have any bonds like that.
>Sighs sadly
As for stuff about humans...
The last time I talked about them, I made some rather poor arguments because of stress and sleep deprivation.
Which ended up making me looking like an idiot.
>Sigh

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>>9713078
NO.
BUT I CAN STILL TASTE.
>Regigigas grabs a pizza and sticks it in one of his bushes.
.... I AM FOND OF CHEESE.
>>9713181
OKAY.
DO YOU HAVE A TIME IN MIND?

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>>9712926
Dude. That's, like, funny as heck. Good for 'chu teaching them instead of pranking 'em, though, bro.
>>9713098
"Niiice."
>>9713301
>Excited mouse sounds.
"Aw, sweet! Glad 'chu like 'em!"
"As for humans, would it help to have a place that's, like, at least kinda safe to get 'chur thoughts together?"

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>>9713181
Oh!!
That'd be so cool!!
Annie already bought one so um...
Who else?
>>9713357
>Sun stares blanky at Regigigas, chewing on his own pizza.
Um... I'm glad you like it?

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>>9713287
You are definitely the kind of pokemon my team needs.
See you in Hau'oli, and take care.

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>>9713143
You are deffo doing more than what the standard Kanto gym leader does. Good.

>>9713301
"I know right? Ray's basically a pro at malasadas"
"Yeah, these kind of bonds either form over a long time or hardships"
>Pick up the 'chu, again
"Or maybe some other kind of meaningful bonds"

"Maybe it's it not just the stress, when was the last time you talked to someone for pleasure?"

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>>9713357
Hm...
...Tomorrow?

>>9713436
>Fug grabs a few slices and tosses them in his mouth.
Man I'm too big for human food, fug.
Uh... Draconids might want one, could pitch one to Mossdeep and Unova?

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>>9713434
As funny as pranking kids would be, I'd rather not do it to ones I'll have to see every day, and preferably not on a topic like mega evolution.
>>9713555
Weeeeeell. I'm hoping they actually come back and provide a challenge. Can't provide a challenge if they don't know what they're doing.

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>>9713579
I CAN MAKE THIS DATE, YES.
IT SOUNDS AS THOUGH YOU AND YOUR HUMAN HAVE FURTHER PLANS.
I WILL NOT KEEP YOU LONGER.
I SHALL SEE YOU TOMORROW, RAYQUAZA.
>On second thought, snatch a pizza before you head on back and stick it in the freezer.
>Who knows how Regice would react if they didn't save him a pizza.

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>>9713724
Byyyyye!
>Sun waves at Regigigas' retreating form.
>>9713579
Okay, sounds good to me!
Umm... Go ahead and eat the rest of the pizzas if you want, I've got a ton of them!
Hey wait.... If you're too big for human food... What do you normally eat?

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>>9713724
Well, uh, see you.
...

>>9713769
Thank you.
>Fug attempts to finish the rest of the pizza.
Uhhhhhh... Fish and other pokemon? Not meteors, those are gross. I did that once to prove a point.
>Cough.

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>>9713434
Having somewhere safe to go would be really nice, but...I don't know if I would feel truly safe anywhere.

>>9713555
Yeah...they taste nice...
Haven't had cooked food for a while.
...I don't remember the last time I've done that. Talking for pleasure.

(I'm considering dropping the Sentret plot entirely, as I've come to the realization I can't really do anything with it without shitposters crawling up my ass)

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>>9713842
Meteors are rocks so.... Yeah, sounds kinda gross!
>He gives Rayquaza a weird look
Are you okay?
You seem kinda big to choke on pizza...

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>>9713660
You do have lower leveled teams, right? Maybe show those team of more.

>>9713851
"Safety I'm numbers, maybe? You clearly trust us enough to come to rest twice"
"Either way, we are making an Internet radio, one of the potential programs being a talk show with legendary, mythicals or otherwise rare pokemon. Interested?"

>>9714097
(Welcome to PAR where you either prove yourself to be 4chan material or not)

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>>9714155
I mean... They're pretty nasty.
...Yep fine, hey you wanna try that Cata-list thingy? I think my thing is still up.
Probably.

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>>9714097
(Stop impersonating me faggot)

>>9714097
>>9714219
>No periods
(Just fuck off, dude.)

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>>9714231
(No, you fuck off)

>>9714246
ok

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>>9714219
>>9714231
>>9714246
>>9714259
(Really?)

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>>9714163
...The loneliness finally hurt enough to make me try looking for people.
You seem trustworthy, or at least, your minds and behavior suggest so.
...Maybe? What would I be talking about?

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>>9714215
Cata-list? I remember that, some people offered some really weird jobs...
Alright, we can list them there!
>The phone is out again, Sun taking a few pictures of the rocks in their plastic bags and putting up the ads.
>I guess I can just roll for how long it takes for all of them to be sold?
>I'm not sure how to do this
>>9714268
(Oh shit, it's the anti shitpost Morelull. How're you doing, dude?)

>>9714268
(You know you are a real ass sometimes yourself.)

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>>9714348
(Suicidal.)
>>9714365
(Yeah, I know. Don't reply to shitposters, dude, you're going to attract more shitposters.)

>>9714456
(Emrys here, kill yourself)

>>9714456
>You're going to attract more shitposters
that's what you do as well
You also were one if the dummys to enforce the scapegoat meme on Turts, Meme, and Noodles so you aren't that well of yourself

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>>9714348
...What kinda jobs? Lewd stuff?
>Yeah that works, dude.
>Fug watches over Sun's shoulder.

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>>9714346
"That is real great to hear, I'm honored"
"Talk about your life and experiences, why do you want to stay free?"

>>9714471
(This is not Emrys)

>>9714519
I re-wrote this 3 times so it sounded a lot less aggressive from what it originally was btw I also of I'd supposed to be off

>>9714612
Is* not I'd
Fuck phone posting

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>>9714527
Umm... Some of them!
There was a guy who was offering 900,000,000,000 P to come screw his Groudon plush.
He never responded to anyone when they tried to get information on the job though.
Um... There was also a really old guy who offered $500 to get in his car for 30 minutes but um... I didn't take it, it seemed really fishy!
>Ding! All the stones are bought
First place we gotta go is... Unova! That one museum!
>>9714456
(Aw hell, that's unfortunate to hear. You gonna be alright?)

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>>9714519
(Yeah I fell for that. I should know better. My apologies.)
(I'll stop doing this, maybe actually pick up a character.)
>>9714648
(I should probably stop shitting the thread up so, yeah.)

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>>9714554
...I suppose that's alright.
Still really nervous about the idea of it.

>>9714661
>Falling for it
They most likely hate you for it and think you're the real hateboner for it

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>>9714648
...Yep, those aren't very good. At least you have a good head on your shoulders.
>Grab the Sunno.
Alriiiight.
>Off to the museum!

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>>9714696
"Social unease, stage fright, I understand"
"If anything were to go wrong, at least you will have the benefit of distance"
>>9714661
(Things will get better, man)
(I'd like to know what characters you can come out with)

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>>9714661
(Well, alright. I'm looking forward to seeing what character you pick up. Stay safe, Morelull anon.)
>>9714747
Alright, I'll go drop it off really quick, hang tight, Fug!
>Into the museum the Sun goes, barely managing to keep himself from skipping.
>Five minutes later he exits the museum, just as excited as he was before entering.
> 3815436616 P acquired, 4 rocks left to deliver.
Okay, next stop is that Sinnoh museum!

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>>9714832
Yeah, I suppose that's true.
>Hasn't made eye contact this entire time
I've barely talked to anyone in person...

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>>9714949
>There's a slight chuckle from the dragon as he picks Sun up.
Alright!
>Off to Sinnoh next!
>Woosh!

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>>9714963
"Well, it would help to look at eachother, don't you think?"

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>>9715029
>Same thing as before - into the museum the Sun goes, 3815436616 P richer he leaves.
>This time he's not as cheery on the way out, casting glances over his shoulder at the museum.
That guy was kinda yelly!
Okay so, now we gotta drop one off at that Kanto museum!
Hey Fug, how come the Viridian gym changes leaders so often?

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>>9715197
Some humans kinda suck.
>Off to Kantooooo.
Well, I'm pretty sure someone that lived there insulted one of the legendaries and they cursed the place!

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>>9715154
...Uh...
>Awkward Latias noises
...Eye contact?

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>>9715334
>Get in, get the cash, gtfo
>I'd say timeskip the museum trips, but it's helping me make sure I don't miscount his cash
Oooo, was it that Rocket guy?
>He checks his phone fairly quickly
Next stop, Aether Paradise!

>>9714726
(Quit trying to stir crap. I don't hate anyone here. Well maybe like 3 people who can go heck themselves and they know who they are. If they don't they should do it anyways. Now back to lurking with me.)

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>>9715359
"That would help"
"Or maybe pry into my mind, if that helps you"

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>>9715439
>Yeah don't worry about it, man.
Ehhh, he was pure evil, kinda cool pure evil. Probably further back than that.
>Off to Alola!

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>>9715461
I've already done that, rather excessively.
It's sorta how I'm managing my paranoia.
Read people, and see if they have any... negative motives, instead pf judging them on site.

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>>9715550
"Interesting"
"What did you find in my mind?"

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>>9715612
No sign of hostile intent or desire, excitement at meeting and seeing me.
And, in general, signs of trustworthiness and respect towards people.

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>Decide to explore Hau'oli city while waiting on the human to arrive
>>9714726
>>9715455
(What's all this stuff about hateboners and memes?)

>>9715706
(The cancer that's killing this thread, best to ignore it)

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>>9715546
>Sun takes his sweet time in the Aether Paradise, coming out roughly 15 minutes later.
Sorry, I got kinda distracted! Wicke and Lillie were free to chat!
Um... Last place! Devon!
>>9715706
(Hateboner is a generic term we give anyone who shitposts with dedication.)
(But uh, yeah, just try to ignore the shitposting.)