FYXE ISLAND 9 SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER EDITION YOU KNOW IT A NAME

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>>9695348
Shota

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>>9695348
Mayor of Cantown

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>>9695348
Zeri

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Lenny

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Starman

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>>9695348
Mizore Shirayuki

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>>9695348
Kaiji

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Gascoigne

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The Greater German Reich

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>>9695348
Chelsea

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Reigen Arataka

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>>9695348
Ridley

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>>9695348
Gem knight Topaz

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The Player

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GRAPPLER BAKI

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>>9695348
Lum!

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Furry porn

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>>9695348
Lana's mother

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>>9695348
Aron.

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Seniorita Machoke

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Alicia

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>>9695348
Ahri

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Flake

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>>9695348
Nanomachines

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Eggman-kun

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>>9695348

Magma Grunt

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Reimu

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Aubrey

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Ryuko Matoi

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Inkling

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Cameroon
>swap if needed

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>>9695348
Topaz

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>>9695348
Natsuki Subaru
Just in case you didn't get it the first time

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>>9695348
Fluorette

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>>9695348
Cucksilver.

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Tamamo

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Ammy

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UNUSED CHARACTER

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Fish feet

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>>9695348
Tsuyu

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>>9695348
Comrade Soviet

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>>9695348
Jason

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Bedman

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Len

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Ghost

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Kaho

>>9695412
thats utsutsu

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THICC Xeno

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>>9695348
Ryoma Hoshi

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Misuzu Gundou

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WHY I HAVE THIS TATOO ON MY NECK FOR THE LOVE OF ILLYA WHY I HAVE TO BEAR THIS PAIN IN THE ORDER OF LEWDNESS THIS IS INSANE I'M INSANE EVERYONE INSANE FURRYPORN EVERYWHERE WHY DO DIS

>entry

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>>9695348
Uraraka Ochako

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Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>9695348
Soul

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>>9695348
Haru

>>9695357
Don't post my wayfu

>>9695404
M-Matoi?
>Dean

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>>9695348
Sliver Queen

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>>9695336
>It wasn't intentional at all but I'll pretend it was so I can feel better :(

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>>9695452
Same boat man

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>>9695433
>It is not.

>>9695455
Didn't we have a matoi that shipped with someone in the older days?

>>9695475
DO. NOT.

>>9695484
Matoi x ___ was a meme

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>>9695484

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>>9695455
Awoo.

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>>9695502

>>9695502
Stop posting

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ONE AGAIN 48 OF THE MOST POWERFUL HG PLAYERS HAVE GATHERED FOR THE FYXE ISLAND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.
IN A NEW EDITION WITH...
Hold your breath
10
YES
10 NEW EVENTS
Isn't that the coolest stuff ever?
Anyway

TIME TO SWAP

>>9695502
unironically kill yourself

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>>9695348
Bloody Bunny

>>9695502

So the bus did hit someone after all

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>>9695498
BE GRATEFUL!
Hoshi did ava her once tho
BE GRATEFUL TO ME

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>>9695520
>>9695517
...Ffffuck.

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Mikun

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>>9695517
Begin the games Fyxe, and may the best fighter win.

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>>9695517
>You know you're in district one because you're number one in Fyxe's heart.
>You are READY to prove yourself.

On an OOC side note: only 10, huh?

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>>9695517
Let's Go!

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>>9695423
>>9695445
>>9695517
Just became busy with something else, sorry, so swap me with him. He looks like he needs a vacation.

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>>9695517

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>>9695517
So this is the roster is it well then I'm certain that this little competition of yours will be satisfactory in my training and even better yet you've had the courtesy to provide a list of names in anticipation of my arrival how thoughtful well then without further ado the stage is set so let's begin.

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>>9695517
>Kaho mutters a short prayer, preparing herself for the boat ride

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>>9695543
I admit I've been a bit lazy lately... But they're all top quality don't worry!

>>9695548
Ok!

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>>9695517
Let's have some -real- fun!

>>9695484
Only during the first prom. It was Hunter x Matoi

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>>9695522
>>9695498
Shit wrong gif i legit cried in that scene

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>>9695511
>>9695518
Thanks Dean
>>9695521
There are no brakes on Lenny's magic bus.
>>9695517
Ready when you are.

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>>9695517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oMNG6bN8WE

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>>9695517
Eh. I don't even have an excuse this time.
>>9695446
>>9695364

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>>9695517
I accept this challenge.

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>>9695517
May the best win!

>>9695563
I miss that Matoi.

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>>9695517
Let's play for real.

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>>9695567
Awoo...

>>9695576
udabas

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>>9695517
Get on with it.

>>9695584
I miss ________.

>>9695567
Were you crusing down the main street?

>>9695566
Same here. Fucking heart breaking.

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>>9695517
>>9695358
>>9695364

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>>9695517
Locked and loaded! Let's get this going!

>>9695606
Dub or Sub?

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>>9695586
Good doggy. You're not going to fuck me over in the Bloodbath are you?
>>9695601
You could say that.

>>9695615
I saw it subbed.
Was the dub just as good?
It's been long enough I could stand to rewatch it.

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>>9695517
Man, a match of turf war on a beach sounds pretty fun, but I feel like it's been done before..
...
Nah.

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>>9695574
Sorry about not thanking you when I had the chance, not exactly feeling the best.
But thank you for sacrificing your spot before, I tried not to let you down.

>>9695598
Matoi

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>>9695610
>>9695574

Done !

>>9695442
Hey! Guess what?
Someone swapped you on discord, you're gonna play after all!


Swapping her and we'll begin, if you have a late minute swap do it NOW or it will be too late

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>>9695627
Personally i like dubs better, but i've watched both ways
yeaa
>>9695631
F

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>>9695616
...
>The wolf takes one look at Lenny's shoes before deciding that she must have them.
>CHOMP

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>>9695637
No more delays? Let's start it.

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>>9695637
>>9695559
>>9695517
What's taking this goddamn long?! I can make a fucking omlette while you make the game start

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>>9695598
My motivation

I only hate four people here. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc. etc., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often.

I've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that. I'm done bringing up the past. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that."

Don't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything.
Shitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words.
I'm not mad, I'm far from it. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game. Hosts don't have to host. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit.
Will I ever leave this place? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,
I
have
made
mistakes.
I'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst.

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Sorry for the wait let's kick it!
Of course I don't have the time to make commentary now... I'll just say.


The Mayor is MORE THAT CUTE


LET'S GOOO

>>9695678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q4MKOW8FZk&t=520s

YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.

Rule. No hangout threads huh?

And what good was that going to do anon? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again?

Having no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does.

And you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am.

Every recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot. That's the whole point. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone.

This place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself.

Fuck you
Fuck your enforcement
Fuck your "Going to shit meme"
Fuck your shitty grammar
Fuck your shitty rules
Fuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do
Fuck your hairless underage cock balls
Fuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born
And Fuck your mother.

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>>9695697
URA URA URA URA URA!

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>>9695665
Hey, give those back. I got them custom-made in Iceland.
>>9695697
I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THIS IS ILLEGAL

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You better take your umbrellas, I can feel a storm coming.

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>>9695697
>is that another BB Death
>My luck has gone down the drain recently.

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>>9695723
You mean a shitstorm?

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>>9695610
Huh? Don't have an excuse to deny this either. I'll make sure to bring back lots of sculptures for you.
>>9695630
Hey, don't kill yourself over it other Miz. I thought you were busy or something like that. I wouldn't have mind if I never got any thanks. But I'll gladly take this one.
>>9695697
Tiiiiiiime fooooooooorrrrrr meeeeeeee tooooooooo beeeeeeee nuuuuuuuummmmmbeeeeeeeeer onnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee...

STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.

EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.

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>>9695697
>Well, that was...easy.
>You expected winning her over would be harder than that, but it's apparent that you're already batting a hundred with both her and the crowd.
>You take advantage of this situation and STRIKE SOME VERY SEXY POSES.

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>>9695697
KEEP SCREAMING UNTIL MY EARDRUMS EXPLODE!

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>>9695697
Well what a treat this is though personally I'd appreciate if the other woman in this suite would wear adequate clothing despite my appearance I am quite aware of her attire and I am rather uncomfortable.

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>>9695719
>>9695697
>The dog is too busy tearing Lenny's shoes to shreds to care about the pictures. Running off with the tattered remains.

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>tfw shitstorm

Whenever I wake up and feel to pretend to be a cute big breasted anime girl. I get all giddy like a schoolgirl when I turn my PC on and travel to this website. Untill I see that Soviet is here.

Remember that feeling? Of being your favourite toy being ripped apart? Falling face first into a pile of shattered glass? Seeing pinapple on an otherwise perfectly good looking pizza?

That's how it feels to me upon seeing Soviet active here. Not one thing, not even his self-inflicted pity, not even his thirst, not even him butting him into conversations without a reason. Nothing whatever comes out of his autistic sewage mouth can be considered funny. Hell even the Germans are funnier than him.

The only time I allow myself to laugh at his shit is when he finally fucks off, together with Aussa and Kamina, the Mickey Mouse Social Club of the ''My First Circlejerk'' pre-school.


If you could choose between having a three hour long RP session with Soviet or castrating yourself, balls and shaft, with a rusty steak knife.

I'd pick the knife. And I'd hang myself afterwards just incase Soviet hands to hand me an AK-47, 20 attack helicopters, a box of grenades, a Roman shield and sword to assit me with the former.

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>>9695697
>The werewolf stands there shivering and sweating while deep in thought."Wh-What the hell is this? This is a little much for a greeting party.... What am I supposed to say?!"
........
>Flake books it away from the paparazzi.

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>>9695697
Huh. It sucks but it's exactly what I'm used to. Beats a quick death or flight home though. I'll be the one laughing in the end.

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>>9695697
Kinda noisy but should be a good distraction for a bit, let's see what happens.

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>>9695752
Was waiting for someone to post this. Thanks

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>>9695697
WHY AM I IN HG HELL? HAS RNGESUS CURSED ME? WELL ANYWAYS, ONWARD TO VICTORY I GO!

This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.

I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done.
Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.

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>>9695723
B-But I don't have one! I wasn't expecting a storm so I came here without one

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>>9695697
>You are at a loss for words
>You aren't sure what happened, but apparently you've been eliminated from the competition.
>You are furious about this outcome.

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>>9695697
Sorry! But I just couldn't help myself from laughing at your misery.

Yall Motherfuckers think your too good for me, huh? You make me fucking sick. Fuck you. I make an actual, quality copypasta and submit it to this sub. 15 minutes pass and not a single fucking upvote. Well, there was one, but that was from my alternate account. Yeah, I posted it in the morning, and I'll post this in the morning too. An actual, original copypasta. It had my heart and soul poured into it. Yall just don't seem to get it, I deserve to be at the top. I deserve this. My original quality content deserves to be at the top, because it is actually good. Homemade, can serve a purpose, and could maybe even get a good laugh. It'd be better than the emoji shit that usually gets upvoted. That lowest common denominator shit literally ain't funny, and it makes me ashamed to try making actual copypasta. What have we become, guys? All the work that it has taken to get us where we are? Just for this? Life is meaningless and that isn't okay. In the end, life could just be an illusion. For all the work that we put into copypasta, it should be good copypasta. You know how your copypasta is good? If it can actually serve as a god forsaken copypasta. Like mine. You could actually use that someday, I know because that's how it originally came to be, I actually used it. This subreddit has forgotten that. The beauty of actual fucking copypasta. You have forgotten your meaning. You are Satan. Fuck. You.

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>>9695697
>>9695705
>>9695714
>>9695736
>>9695752
Deep.

Kamina stepped out of the Gurren Lagann with a towering erection to make the 9/11 towers jealous. His dick scraped against the ground as he went to the apartment of Ruby gloom. He entered the apartment and say Ruby standing there without any pantaloons on, bent over, displaying an ass. Kamina ripped off his pants to reveal a 32 inch weinerschnitzel with 25 inches in girth. He stepped over ruby, sweating at this point, wondering if she could take such a luscious and anal tearing cock. Kamina cobra-clutched, or Steiner Recliner for you WCW fans, Ruby, his cock balls deep into her tight tight bootyhole. Kamina went into the kitchen and came out with a cucumber extra, shoving it into her throat to shut up her screeching. Ruby Gloom shat all over Kaminas cock, but unknown to her, it was his fetish. He punched the shit out of her, caving in her skull, shoving his shit covered penis into her throat to clean it off, teeth and all. When he took out the penis, it was scraped up and bloody. Then, Kamina went to the kitchen again with a cleaver. Kamina chopped off all of Ruby's limbs and cut her throat, pretty much killing her. She pissed and shat herself at death, so Kamina threw her face into the shit and started ramming the fucking hell out of her shithole. Kamina had an idea. He cut off half of his penis, putting one half into her AIDs vagina with shit in it and the part still atached to his body into her shit-drizzling fartbox for maximum pleasure. Kamina felt a tingle and drowned Ruby Gloom's corpse in cum. Then he heard a rampant yelling from all the dick fuck sex he had with Ruby. He stepped into the he and Ruby's baby room. There was there tiny child named Simon, Kamina's beloved babboo. He took condoms he would never use out of his pocket and wrapped Simon's head in it, suffocated him. Kamina took Simon and threw him against the lovely dovely wall with shit like butterflies and sunrises on it, covering it in blood. Kamina then grabbed Simon's buttcheeks, putting his p

It's kinda nostalgic seeing 2+ years worth of copypasta's laid out.

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>>9695804

The last copypasta spammers got banned

enor into Simon's shithole, poking Simon's brain with the penis, killing it totally. Then Kamina got life in prison for third degree meurder, getting life in prison

THE END

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>>9695725
Yes... And Looks like you'll be trapped in the bloodbath for a looooong time.

>>9695739
*Records everything he does on camera*
Yeah keep it like that Mayor, we'll need at least that to save the ratings, the weather will be pretty shitty this tournament.

>>9695749
>>9695780

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID?
COME OUT AND DANCE IN THE RAIN WITH ME!!

>>9695697
Don't be fooled by the slide's background! It' RAINING A LOT
BUT WE'LL MAKE IT GUYS
Anyway...
The big favorites are already out and...


Someone screencap that Topaz Event

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>>9695820
Well hello there.

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>>9695834
>Guess i'll just die.

That is a terrible exaggeration

I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.

I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO

Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.

You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.

See you tomorrow.

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>>9695834
It was!

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>>9695723
I'll be sure to keep it in mind, ma'am.
>>9695834
>Tall Geta equipped!
>A heavy, wide, long and pointed wooden sandal slams in to the Mayor's neck.

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>>9695810
>>9695831
I don't like it when people spam copypastas during a game, but I do have a fondness for this one.
>>9695834
That's about right.

Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.

No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.

You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.

What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!

TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh.

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>>9695834
I don't deserve this sort of treatment at all! Is this vacation just a huge trick on me?

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>>9695834
AND THERE IS MY JOBBER STATUS ACTIVATING.

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>>9695697
Hear that you two? The crowd Loves us!
Music to my ears!
>

>>9695834
A Comrade Soviet!! This care is super rare too! Oooh I have some strategies I could implement with this now!

>>9695834
>Ablility "Shitpost Lightning Rod": Diverge all attack from the enemy to this card and negate it

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>>9695834
No wonder you had to use a tomahawk against me last round. I would've cracked you open if we weren't using weapons.

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>>9695834
11 very strong people are already out... Was it because of the weather? Come on... It's just a bit of rain

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>>9695834
O-oh my

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hello
do insects not fly when it rains?

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>>9695868
But most ditch it since people hate the picture and the name of the card.
>>9695871
>frogot pic

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

ALL I SEE HERE ARE CANCEROUS RETARDS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW THEY'RE TOXIC IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS

THE ONE TIME WE GET A NEWFAG AIKAWA INSTANTLY INJECTS HIM WITH HIS INCURABLE FORM OF AUTISM. GO THE FUCK BACK TO ERP OR FTT OR GET DOC FUCKING BROWN TO SEND ALL LEWDPOSTERS BACK TO /B/ WHERE THEY BELONG. THERE'S NOT EVEN 10 DECENT RPERS LEFT AND EVEN LESS GOOD HOSTS

HALF THE COMMUNITY COULDN'T WRITE A GOOD RESPONSE IF THEY HAD A FUCKING REVOLVER TO THEIR HEAD OR ARE /CO/NCER WITH THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR UPPER FUCKING INTESTINE, OR A COMBINATION OF BOTH

I SWEAR TO BABY JESUS IN THE STRAW AND THE MANGER IN THE STABLE ABOVE I WILL END MY FUCKING LIFE AND I WILL MISS NOT ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES

NOT
ONE

ALL OLDFAGS ARE TRYING TO CASH IN ON THEIR SUPER COOL HG CRED BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR CYANIDE PILL

ALL MIDFAGS COMPLETELY KILL THE POINT OF HG AND BEG FOR RISK 24/7 AND SUCK EACH OTHER OFF OOC ABOUT VIDYA

AND ALL NEWFAGS ARE TOO STUPID TO REPLY TO SLIDES OR EVEN WRITE ANYTHING MORE THAN A KISSU FOR RP
FUCK IT
FUCK IT ALL
FUCK YOU
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>9695880
>dat topazz

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>>9695834
>You get a bit carried away and attempt a SEXY KILL.
>Out of nowhere, your neck gets snapped, and you die.
>Your lover was right. The weather must be pretty shitty if it's raining kicks to the neck.

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>>9695834
>"This is good, right? Maybe I'll be able to use this as an icebreaker later! Wait, but what if someone's a really big fan of the game and I know nothing about it? I'll have to purchase a copy for myself... but I've never played one of these before. I don't want to be seen buying it..."
>The werewolf keeps worrying.

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>>9695834
That kid has too much potential.

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>>9695834
Woo. Now that that is over, guess I should take my sweet time wit-
>Mizore's face shatters like glass from the attack. She stumbles a little bit before falling on the ground.
Oh come on. After that cool entrance too.

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>>9695834
That was really close, I appreciate the save guess I owe you one now.

For the love of god people.
Everything turned to shit in theese days, everything. Why you didn't listen to the others? Why you have forsaken us? Why you listened to your inner demons and let them burst out from your wreched husk? This is no place for the weak and the foolhearty, this is the place for strong.
This place is shit, 4+4 for was the best place, everyone knows that. There were no fucking newcomers or anonposters who do shits, there were no fucking repliers who pick that fucking character for the 9th time. Shit fuck everything in this goddamn thread. Hoshi was right he was our savior!
Booker was our master and Hoshi made him leave, he became our new master and our light, and this light give us all hope.

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>>9695834
A-ah...had to deal with a few things, but glad to see I havent died yet! But uh, I think I should trade places with the scissor girl. I feel like with the way I dress up, fanservice would fall under my criteria a bit..

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>>9695885
Awoo.

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>>9695752
>heh

I HAD ENOUGH HG

I GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES
YOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY GAMES AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
I TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FOR HOSTING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE

BUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS
BUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT.

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>>9695834
A silent alien with a vendetta how poetic however it seems that you are unfit for this arena in the end as your flowing rage will cloud your mind and ultimately lead to your downfall most likely at my hand what a humiliating death wouldn't you say?

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>>9695834
But I might catch a cold if I dance in the rain

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>>9695910

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>>9695910
Eh?

>>9695885
most don't

Mosquitos, however, do. Fuckers.

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>>9695915
>>9695904
>>9695889
Fucking kek

I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS

Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming

Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come

Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger

and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD

HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING

I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES

and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn

EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS

YOU FILTHY DOG

GO HOME

FUCK KOREA

NIGGER COUNTRY

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>>9695834
NIGHT 1

Is love really blind? Gascoigne certainly is... Maybe he's gay? Well, it was pretty shitty not to save a child but I guess people would have called you a pedo if you did...

THE LEGENDARY CREATURE FROM D-GENERATION X IS HOT AS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Hey Uchako... Just because you're always late doesn't mean you can do whatever you please... think about the others?
My clothes...
I-It's irrelevant

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>>9695927
Thanks, I guess it's safe to leave my windows open and the lights on, without all the insects trying to fly to my light and then burning again.

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>>9695925
Awoo?

>>9695926
Awoo, woof.

>>9695943
>The wolf pants by her side, waiting not so patiently for the meal she was promised.

You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.

I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.

Kill yourself

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>>9695943
Heeey! Would you all pipe down if you came up here to rub my tail?

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>>9695915
Hey man, you're action like a bitch, how about you have a snickers to help with that?

>>9695948
Get a window screen you dumpass. They're like $5 here.

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>>9695943
More like D-Generation XXX, right? ;)
>captcha was 69

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>>9695943
I guess she wanted to stay there for a while longer.

One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends
Whenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork.

She dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"

She looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap
She took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans.

to this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw this thread.

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>>9695959
Hmm... can I turn them off and on?

>>9695943
>every single event so far has had me suffering some way

Wow.

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>>9695943
>"S-She's really taking a lot of it. At this point it'd just be awkward if I didn't join in too..."
>Flake runs over and starts scooping up some of the gold treasures into her arms, eyes locked on the furry.
...
>"Okay, maybe she'll make a comment on how much there is. I'll agree with her and the conversation will escalate from there. This is a flawless plan!"

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>>9695943
That's it, thought you might comeback with something a bit more interesting then that. Oh well..

>>9695956
Would you rub my pipe

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>>9695886
Ha! Then it's a two for one!
They're disgusted by the card, and then I use it to beat them!

>>9695943
>Ahri, the one most would expect to not care, keeps herself covered up the most.

That's not funny. Do you know how much shit we get every day for the mere fact that we like a show that contains children? Do you know how fucking annoying it is to be called a pedo constantly because of a set of repeating fucking numbers? Have you any idea how hurtful it is to have your sexuality used as an insult, knowing that people find your very existence reprehensible? Because you should, given that you´re a fucking faggot with no sense of empathy. Just fuck off. what do you hope to accomplish with this? To make me angry? Because you're not. You're just being a dick for no reason than to have a little laugh, a laugh at the expense of the most marginalized group in the world currently. It's because of cunts like you that people think me a monster whenever I speak out about my desires. People like you are the reason I get restraining orders just for talking to children that I don´t even have sexual interests in. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. Fuck off.

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>>9695943
Wait I thought I didn't get in.

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>>9695943
Hm. Not like we're missing much! Going back now would get us killed, and I don't have time to die.

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>>9695975
kek

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>>9695631

These comments are more cringy then him. Do you even know what autism is?
First it's more of a spectrum, what people preceive as "normal" is considered as the baseline. Then people can go to the side of being more sociable then the norm. Or the other side of the more introvert thinker. Neither is "better" or "worse" then normal, just different. There's a lot more to the spectrum of autism, asperger, ADHD, PDD-NOS, etc. But thats left to a real expert in the field to explain.
I'm so damn tired of this ignorant shit on the internet about autism and other mental disorders. (usually what they mean to reffer to is down-syndrom, which in itself is disgusting to use as an insult)
"We're just joking man, it's the internet, what do you expect?" It's just not funny. I'm a religious person and can laugh about RNGesus posts and good religious jokes just fine. However just like with cancer, it's not funny when you're making jokes about people's mental or physical health.
Not saying "jokes about that stuff is wrong, period" But in this case it's just his stupid fad on the internet that is in poor tastw and purely designed to be most "edgy" and "triggering" like a troll post basicly.
Finaly if it weren't for these "autism" people. We'de likely be in a more primitive state then we are now.. From physicists, to silicon Valley, you'll find people who were born with a different working mind then the norm. Which made them capable of thinking outside the box on a level other people couldn't.
Next time you time you think about joking about a disability. Think how the very that you're using to post it is likely only here because of those people.

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>>9695943
Don't worry I'll at least give you the dignity of having an opportunity to fight me face to face alien man you'll vent your frustration in a useless fight before being torn to shreds at my hands the end is perfectly certain and inevitable.

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>>9695943
Hey guys... Did you hear the news?
Communism is hype again!
GASCOIGNE HAS NEVER SEEN THE SUN BUT HE DOESN'T FEAR IT THE LEAST!
Subaru.. are you sure your anime is a Isekai? You'd fit like a glove in something like Dragon ball

>>9695962
>winks

>>9695980
I'm sorry... Who are you? I'll take a closer look from now one

>>9695956
How does it feel to have a "pipe" now?
Oh man... the public really loved you, I hope they'll still like you as a boy

>>9695923
Don't worry about that! Live fast! Die young!
You're already young.

>>9695905
You better win this! Everyone's on your side now... /trash/ at least

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>>9695992
Be warned though, use this card and people will call you shit. Happens too often that some poor soul gets harassed for using my card as a last stand.

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>>9696021
>i actually fucking saved this image
ha ha ha

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>>9696021
The Red Russian Wave, now with more rigged elections and removed kebabs.

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>>9696021
The tree is mine!

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>>9695976
You can take it out again if you want?

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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>>9695985
Nope! Get your friends to take care of that for you! I've got a game to win!
>>9696021
..... I.... I don't know what to say...
But I won't let this stop me!

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worst car brand to use in WMMT5 ever

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>>9695943
My outfit might be a bit wrong, but both end goals of a explorer and a pirate desire treasure in the end, right?
>>9696021
D-dont worry, I will!...
Might be a bit hard since I'm stuck on a island with human Mojo-Jojo though..

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>>9696021
Some cool people are down, but also joke so I guess it's kinda ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJE058TJkHI

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>>9696021
What how did-...You can't prove that!

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>>9696021
>"I hope he doesn't recognize me. Please don't notice me..."
>Flake grabs as many rations as possible before leaving.

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS THIRD DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN. I GUARANTEE IT.

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>>9696021
Yo ho

>>9696065
>entry

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>>9696021
>Ahri listens intently to the speech, nodding from time to time.
>She is filled with DETERMINATION

>>9696025
That's a risk I'm willing to take...

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>>9696052
>You fully appreciate the choice of music for this death slide.

>>9696025
Your helmet looks retarded. It looks like a cheap knock off of the Player Unknown battlegrounds one

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>>9696021
I would like to live more than two minutes, thank you

>>9696092
...you don't mean...THE player unknown?

Ika-ko's hand hooked onto them, tugging them down as well. She let out a tiny 'eep' as his erection came into view. "You're...pretty big," she commented, glancing up at him. Her long 'pigtails' moved now, one wrapping around his waist in a sort of hug, her other tentacle moving towards his erection. "May I...?" She asked.
"Go right ahead," Zeke replied. She shifted again, this time moving down. Infront of him, on her knees, looking up at him as she wraps her long, soft tentacle around his cock. He smiled fully and started breathing faster.
Her tongue slid out, long and narrow, slowly dragging along the head of his length, her 'pigtail' slowly stroking him. "Y-you like that?" Zeke asked jokingly, breathing heavier and blushing redder.
"Y-yeah," she admitted. "You...taste good." Her tongue dragged along him again, tentacle still dragging up and down his length, ever-so slowly. Her licking continued as her tentacle unwinded from him slightly, mouth opening to take his cock in. Her lips curl lightly around her pointed fangs, making sure not to cut. She switched between slowly bobbing about half-way down and pulling off to slowly lick him.
"Oh, yeah..." Zeke moaned. "You're good at this." She continued her slow bobbing and licking, enjoying herself. "Thanks, Zeke," she answered inbetween licking and bobbing. She really was quite good at this, slowly teasing him.
Zeke grunted. "Oh, yeah. I think I'm gonna...oh, Ika-ko!" Semen leaked from his cock and into Ika-ko's mouth. She swallowed it, pulling off him and using a hand to stroke him now, just to make sure he was empty. Zeke let her do so, and squirted out a few little last drops. "Oh man. Where'd you learn to do that kind of stuff?"

>>9696092
fck off jude

>>9696092
>Player Unknown
Underage spotted.

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>>9696048
That's the spirit! Keep your passionnate burning heart! LIKE ME!!

>>9696021
Subaru...
Subaru
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
YOU MONSTER I LOVE YOU!!!

Soul's T-shirt REALLY didn't lie

Pretty sure it's a nightmare for you FP, you're not the kind to settle down, are you?

>>9696090
>pets
Too bad you dided this early, I hope you at least enjoy the show

>>9696102
>pets

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You remember dis?

>Kiritsugu watches the slaughter from a great distance. The crimson of the blood pouring out of her scalp makes him raise his lip for a brief second. He opens his carton of cigarettes, stuffs the cigarette between his lips while grabbing his metal lighter from the pocket of his suit. He flicks and lights the metal lighter in one go, his hand wrapping around the heat of the flame as the flame nears the cigarette. A soft burning sound is heard, slowly pouring against Kiritsugu's eardrums, closing his eyes and sighing at yet another display he'd rather not face. With the cigarette lit and his mind in position, Kiritsugu's now ready to finish the job, uncasing the Walther WA-2000 he had stashed in the briefcase he was carrying around. The briefcase made a slick sound upon opening, echoing throughout the ruins in which the man now stood. A magazine of six (6) bullets was all that he had, but he didn't need more than just two to finish this job. Clicking in the magazine and loading the rifle, he inhales once more, the smoke covering both his lungs and his eyesight. A calm and soft voice whispering just a few words.
Yet again, children who don't know what they're doing or what they're facing. There's but one solution...
>Kiritsugu bend his knee, leaning down as he looks through the scope of his Walther WA-2000, the cold floor depicting the cold-blooded murder he had just witnessed. He made sure the stock of the WA-2000 was stuck against his shoulder, forming a tight grip as his hand wrapped around the handle. He presses his right index finger against the trigger, looking through the scope, targeting the young girl's head. A loud bang was echoing throughout the arena and the ruins, waking up sleeping birds and other animals that had been gathering in the place that was once a place of solace, being nothing more than a place for sheer serenity.

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>>9696120
You're damn right! Want my fighting style? I'll show it to you with a flurry of magic!

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>>9696120
You're not the only one, Fyxe. I'm loved by everyone.
So now I get to live out the life of a warrior, right? We can't just have two shut-ins soaking up the sun in this place.

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>>9696120
...why do I feel like stomping on some turtles?

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>>9696044
oh, because I only need it at night. I'll think about it.

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>>9696120
>The werewolf seems happy at first, but...
>"W-Wait! This means I... I fall in love with someone!? I'm not ready for this sort of information! I can hardly deal with people and now I have to worry about which one I fall in love with?! This is too much! Way too much!
...
>Flake turns and walks away, a bright red blush hidden underneath her scarf.

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>>9696120
W-What was that for?

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>>9696120
Collage ball. University of Texas, theese are the things you need for good wealth

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>>9696120
>You are suddenly PET.
>You smile from ear to ear. You certainly are enjoying yourself now.

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>>9696083
Pfft, easy for you. I mean look at you, if they even try to talk back, they lost their chances at you, and most of those people are desperate.
>>9696120
I WILL MAKE YOU FUCKING PAY FOR THIS SHIT SOMEDAY! MARK MY WORDS! YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>gets consumed by the portal and is thrown into a locked room to die alone

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>>9696120
hey, when you got it, you got it.

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>>9696120
I'm going to die someday!? Who could have foreseen such a tragedy...
Well, besides this camera of course.

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>>9696120
W-what kind of a dream is this? And with a anime girl? This is a nightmare!

>Kiritsugu peeks out of his scope's vision, noticing it was a clean kill. Squinting his eyes he noticed it was a single shot that penetrated the girl's scalp via her retina, through the frontal lobe. The hole gaping at the back of her skull, a fountain of red appearing as his cigarette was halfway through its length, a dim light being all that was noticeable coming from the emotionless man’s grimace. He awaited for a brief second, pulling his hand away from the weapon he had just fired. He moves his hand towards his cigarette, throwing it to the floor as he prepared for the final shot. He lowers his head, lowering his head once more, putting his retina on the same height as the scope. His finger itching as he put his hand in place to pull the trigger once more. The masked man was now in his sight and on his mind. A single click of the metal was all that was heard in the arena as Kiritsugu confirmed his second kill. Looking away from his scope, he noticed that it was yet again a clean kill, executed the exact same way as the small girl was left in the cold. Kiritsugu picks up his Walther Wa-2000 and walks away from the ruins, the briefcase being all that was left, leaving a memoire of what happened behind in what was once a happy place.
…death

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>>9696127
You remember this?

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>>9696021
I suppose I can make myself look attractive but removing me from this bedframe is no easy task not to mention this occupation inherently degrading nature we're going to have trouble making this work I believe.
>>9696120
>He remains silent as he rests. What purpose is there in talking when there's no one to hear? He hates long conversations anyways.

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>>9696192
Soul, do you have a minute?

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>>9696120
Amaterasu is a goddess you can't take her down so easily of course. It will be her 3rd reincarnation now

GO GO GO GO BEST CHARACTER! G-
Oh... Hmm... Well, don't give up! I'm sure you were just tired.

Magman Grunt is fucking PISSED too much water too much water. And too much jocks who think they're hot shits.

Hey see that FP event? It's canon!

>>9696152
Great great! It seems the crowd still love you... Well mostly girls but it's good enough!

>>9696169
Nothing, enjoy the show!

>>9696185
Great!
>gives a Fyxe Soda (now wih 50% less e621)

>>9696208
>Pats head...
Do you wanna buy one?
Only $350

>Her eyes widen as the dagger enters into her body, and in a matter of seconds, she realizes the consequences of her actions. Her whole life flashes before her eyes - from the day she was created, meeting her friends, her family, and most striking of all memories, she remembered the time she met both the girl she loved, and the girl she hated for ending it all. It was a bittersweet moment, and at the very least she would be going out in a blaze of glory. Her eyes looked directly into Rika's own reddish-brown set, and was glad to have shared her final eye contact with such a confusing girl who had flipped her emotions upside down, and brought her into a world she hadn't known before. She stumbled back after the knife came out of her shoulder. Blood was pouring everywhere, and it was just like the horror films she had stayed up so late at night watching with her best buddies. Yuudachi thought it disappointing that she was never able to experience this with the cutie who had changed her life so dramatically, but it was too late for regrets. She fell onto the ground, well aware of the fact that her time had come. How awful it was for it to have been so early in what would have been such a long and prosperous life! But Yuudachi felt it was all worth it - she had reached her peak, and was now going through the sharp fall all the way back down. Yuudachi closed her eyes, took a few more breaths, then said what she felt was a fitting final conclusion to her life - everything was leading up to this point, and she finally sputtered out:
o shit lmao
>This was her last act, her last great moment in life. The sudden rise and fall of a girl who had done so much and so little at the same time. In her final thoughts, she began to have doubts about what she had surmised earlier. Was it really all worth it? Is love at first sight real? 'I don't know' was the answer, and it was the one resolution that ended her, as she faded from consciousness and onto the afterlife...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZu8xj3lvs

>Kindred Hunter uses [Item from MH I don't know about]
>The party's Defense increased.

>Roto attacks
>-500HP
>Skeleton A is defeated

>Skeleton B attacks Roto
>-0HP thanks to the defense Bonus

Sugoi!! You're awesome Roto-chan! Thank you for the shield! Alright! My turn now!
> FIGHT | [**MAGIC**] | ITEM | ESCAPE

> FOX FIRE 2 MP
> FOX BIND 4 MP
> [**FOX FIRE RANDOM BARRAGE 10 MP**]
> KEMONO TORNADO ULTIMATE LIMIT BREAK 100 MP

>Rena used Fox fire random barrage
>Skeleton B is hit!
>-120HP
>Skeleton B is defeated
>Skeleton C is hit!
>-113HP
>Skeleton C is defeated
>Gained 500EXP
>Gained: A broken bone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG_U_z-dg_c

Hey hey, that was pretty cool what you guys just did... Hey now, what did you find Roto-chan, do you think it's impor-

>The ground is shaking
>REMNANT OF ZOMA APPEARED
>How long as it been since he has been banished into these God forsaken lands? Time flows differently here and it may have been thousands of years since Roto defeated him. He's unrecognizable now, just a black ghost floating above

"Roto... I was waiting for you....
"Here lies the souls of the foolish being who dared to enter this realm... A
Forever trapped, dreams and hopes are fading away, forced to fight for eternity in the arena.
Who can escape this purgatory?... Everytime they fight, the blood they spill... all used to worship the Hunger God, the one who pulls the strings of Fate: BRANTSTEELE.
And once I'll have gathered enough souls, I, ZOMA shall fuse with him and rule over the multiverse."

>What will you do
>FIGHT / ITEM / MAGIC / RUN / TALK

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>>9696237
O-Ok...

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>>9696237
Better luck next time I hope...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUPbMd2fbp8

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>>9696237
Hell yeah they love me! Just think of it like a certain....
Surprise!

The word fuck doesn't even cover the amount of rage I'm experiencing. Yes, I was already angry with the current state of affairs our country is in. Yes I'm not proud to be an American anymore. Yes I wish this was not a thing we have to fucking deal with.
I'm sitting here trying to simmer my rage for a job interview (great economy my ass mr. cheeto in charge) and not go all out about this.
What do these people think? Do they believe they do not breathe the same air we plebs do? Have they already financed underwater lairs? Why, by god, why would any human on this planet believe that the world isn't in peril due to human expansion? What the fuck is this reality I'm in.
I cannot stand it. I cannot find words to accurately express my levels of rage against this metaphorical agent orange and his merry band of minions. How deluded are they to think all the shit is for the greater good? Fuck, even if they know it isn't, how do they manage to say it is with a straight face? Are all of the sociopaths?
FUCK

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>>9696237
It's completely true though, she should give it a try sometime.

>>9696263
F

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>>9696233
Yeah, what up?

Newfags.

Kill yourselves, you are nothing but piss in this cesspool. The oldfags were, are, and always will
be superior to literally who's like you. Everyone who joined past /hga/ is considered an ultimate newfag, and those who joined on /trash/ are the ultimate cancer who do not even deserve to participate in these games. Do you know anything about prom? Or the red wedding? The famous OFH/HGA rivalry, and how I ruined the secret ava weekend with a single game? Of course you don't and this is why you deserve nothing but shit.

Regards: Oldfags of HGA.

I blame Jude

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Fox Caster just make my fapping times greater every day

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>>9696120
You know Ammy... I really have to wonder what you're doing in a sauna.
>She blinks.
Of course you look beautiful!

>>9696237
What was that?
>She frowns and looks up.
Oh hey. Frogs! This can't be that--
>There's no need to continue, as her screams are rather horrifying.

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>>9696237
A thiccnic?

That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.

Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.

I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.

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>>9696237
Only $350? That sounds pretty cheap for a supernatural-y clairvoyant camera thing. But I think I'll pass. I'd rather leave the photography to the professionals, you know? I might break it...

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>>9696237
>Looks in dictionary
>Sees picture of self
Huh...whos the author of this book?
>Turns book around and sees Fyxe
..Pfft, that explains it

>>9696216
>He lowers his head, lowering his head once more
Your write-fu is weak.

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>>9696263
Well we all die eventually

>>9696169
>mfw filtered Ditto
Feelsgood

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>>9696237
What's wrong Matoi? It seems like you've been falling off your surfboard a lot today.
>Subaru face becomes even smugger
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll surpass my skill if you keep trying!

Why do people are if a fictional anime character from a video game "cucks" them or not? It's not like the the fictional characters are attacking your masculinity they just do what they are programmed to do. Who cares if Cordelia has a crush on Chrom or Flora has a crush on Jakob the virtual man won't go out of his way to steal your virtual wife unless he's coded to do so. In these instances however, they are not because neither Jakob or Chrom can actually support with Flora or Cordelia. Real people have feelings chances are someone that begins to date someone else might have interest in some one else who they aren't dating but over time will move away from the person they previously had feelings for. Go ahead ask your parents if they had a crush on anyone when they started dating, you know since you still live in their basements you fat fucks. Then, you can go back to playing video games and masturbate to your "pure" waifu while you cry yourself to sleep because no one will ever love you they same way a bunch of 1's and 0's on your 3ds screen will.

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>>9696287
How have you been taking things after you have came back after a while. Is this place better or worse than in the past?

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>>9696237
A psychic how troublesome it seems we can both read each other's plans before we put them into action however any time now your body will begin to falter while my own will function long after you disappear.

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>>9696237
>"I just fused with this person... now what am I supposed to say?! Ohh this is soo awkward..."
>Flake slowly fidgets away after the fusion ends.

ITT: Autists thinking they're real shitposters spam copypasta because they don't have a single original shitposting bone in their underage newfag bodies

>>9696321
Is this what condensed cancer looks like?

i get dates with your fucking big hambone mother each night you fucking stupid fuck. go to bed anon it's past your bed time. yeah thats right, i know you are fucking 10 years old coming on here. this is a big boy site, you fucking stupid shit head, now why dont you make like the stupid spineless pathetic weak subhuman little failed abortion shit you are and fuck off, punk? shit you should have heard the shit you're mom has told me over the week while i plow her fucking deep asshole, which is dirty as fuck by the way, im going to make her clean it and shave it later. oh man her fucking vagina is the loosest ive ever fucked too man, it's fucking nasty too, smells like roast beef. then again she is a massive fucking slutty whore, i could do alot better than her, but im going to keep fucking her anyway just to show i can. and im going to make her make you go to bed, and when you go to bed im going to drag her into the hall outside your door and fucking her as hard as i can up her shithole all night long and make her cry in pain and pleasure and im going to yell "you fucking slutty whore bimbo bitch take it" just because i can. then when she goes the fuck to sleep im gonna go in your room and im going to rub my ass all over your face and you're going to sit there and sob. know why? because i own you you fuck.

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>>9696263
Hey can we have an arena now?
That night is pretty boring but well.... I can't zap it, there are people who likes the one girl who dies here...

Ahem..

At least UNUSED CHARACTER has achieved her dream today. Well, they're only talking about her becayse what she did yesterday was humiliating but still!

>>9696304
Y-You're sure? Come on it's a real catch... O-Oh... okay...

>>9696305
I still have to find an editor for it! But at least it's written!

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>>9696237
>You eagerly pop up the can of soda and chug it.
>You very much enjoy the drink despite it having the weird aftertaste combination of fur and make-up.
>You finish the can and make it yet another citizen of Cantown. You may have to make it "Can City" at this rate.