ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
What do you think of narcos?
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>>9693979
As in the show on netflix? Pretty decent, actually I'm watching it on my flight to Orre.
>>9693936
I've fed small amounts of my body, mixed into dishes, to people, human and Pokemon alike. It works as a unique flavoring, and so far, the worst it has done is made some sick when I added too much.
>>9693979
narcos rock
(Ha ha missed the new thread again fuck me)
>>9693789
I know, it's just that I am in a bit of a time limit. A nearly two weeks limit but still one.
The bonding issue may be a problem with a future team member if I choose that species.
>>9693815
Hello, can I ask you a question about yourself?
>>9693915
Even one drop can be damaging, after all, they're used in the most powerful drugs.
>>9693915
>>9694014
The toxins are damaging regardless of quantity Instead the question would be "How much toxins can a human ingest before the damage becomes noticeable". In such a case it depends entirely on the individual in question, but for your average adult male three drops would be the limit.
>Alright rolling for not-so-secrets again after talking to SB
>attempt to spread evil organization in Kalos is go
>this time with an Ava so people stop trying to make it look like I'm rerolling or shit
>>9693893
>He stops in place for a few seconds, breathing deeply and fidgeting hard.
Okay! I'm calm! Kinda! Mostly! Let's go!
>>9693912
>Sun clambers onto Fug, hopping into a hand.
Sky Pillar!
>Rolling for secret planz
>Rolling for this meme to end
>>9693912
I... Alright.
>Climb in a hand and become resigned to fate.
>>9694082
I'm sure I could beat Fug if I just teleported there.
>>9693979
I am unsure what it is you are referring to. Perhaps I will look into it after exploring Johto more closely.
>>9694082
>>9694112
AWAY!
>Magic Fugbus: Off to Sky Pillar.
>Rolling for seconds with last number.
>>9694141
>A patrat watches them go
>>9694138
>Same IP count after posting.
god i'm going to kill myself if this is jirachi or SB giving the adminsail group a leggo
>>9694151
>inb4 lol i roll to steal anabels shit
nice terra 2.0 garbage
>>9694024
>Alain frowns at his computer
That's not enough time to properly form a team.
I guess you'll have to keep it to short interviews.
>>9694138
How is your journey in Johto?
>>9694153
(That's not Jirachi)
>>9694112
So could I, but this is fun!
>>9694141
>Whoosh.
>As with the times before this Sun takes some time to fix his hair before hopping off the fug.
Tada! Sky Pillar!
>>9694205
Peaceful. It is interesting to simply watch people from above as they go about their lives, though there is the occasional sense of envy when I see a couple.
>>9694205
My best bets after the third member are two other pokemon that I met before and have proven to be both strong and cooperative, if I could find them in the first place.
Team so far is a Stoutland and an Absol, third would be a psychic type leaning towards Espeon or Beheeyem, the two I mentioned before are a Greninja and a Goodra, any opinions?
>>9694153
(Not me either)
>>9694141
Good god.
>>9694232
>Anabel takes a step off, trying to keep the dizziness off.
I see- A-are we at the top?
>>9694024
So, very potent and concentrated.
What do they taste like?
>>9694031
I managed to lower the toxicity of my body a bit through diet. Namely, avoiding consuming particularly nasty substances and waste, and focusing more on organic litter.
I still hurt plants, but they don't wither and die immediately anymore.
Anyways, I was aiming to use them to add..."kick" to the dishes, the same way my sludge does.
>>9694232
Yep.
>>9694329
Sure are, purple. Your thingy is over there.
>He points to the lander sitting in a corner.
You know how it works?
>>9694339
Huh, so kinda like that one weird fish they harvest off the coast of Kanto, they cut out the poison sac but leave just a bit in to add flavor
>>9694252
Huh... Well, maybe you would like the Ecruteak Dance theater? I don't know much about Johto style plays, but Kalosian ones are normally about romance. You said you don't know anything about love and trust and what not, so maybe plays about it will help?
>>9694318
You've got two dark types and a team that's leaning towards special attackers. Balance it out poison or fairy Pokemon. Defensive or physical attackers.
>>9694014
I see well maybe they're hardier than I thought.
>>9694024
Sure what is it?
>>9694361
fug
>>9694513
Perhaps, but visiting a theater is rather conspicuous and I would rather not be seen right now.
>>9694339
The difference between you and a Scolipede or Drapion is that their toxins are not affected by diet.
Theirs are equally dangerous no matter what or how little they eat, seeing as they are used to subdue and kill prey with the slightest scratch.
Ingesting it is less potent that having it injected, that is true, but it is still not a suggestion.
The slightest cut in the mouth could prove tragic, even if you measured the toxins correctly to make certain that no noticeable damage occurs from ingestion.
>>9694329
Yep! It's pretty, isn't it?
>Sun stands close to the edge, peering over at the glimmering horizon. He's not dangerously close, but most people would be a bit
>>9694361
Hey fug, where's those dragon people you were talking about?
>>9694377
Yeah, something like that.
Apparently, my sludge has a very strong and unique flavor to it as well. It's an acquired taste.
>>9694573
...Right. Might be too dangerous.
Would you say they are flavorable enough to use to begin with?
And could I weaken it somehow?
I know heat breaks down and weakens some toxins.
>>9694513
>Reading up the UB notes
>Writing down teambuilding notes
I was thinking of Skarmory to balance out, but could still lead to problems against a specific pokemon. Decisions, decisions...
Maybe a Gardevoir or Gallade for the psychic.
>>9694361
...Kinda?
I'll see what's wrong with it.
>Anabel checks the schematics while she looks at the lander.
>Besides the obvious dust, rolling for if she can figure it out.
>1,3 count as evens.
>Watch me score a 5.
>>9694617
Sun?
Please be careful.
>>9694557
I was about to suggest watching it through someone else's eyes but... I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Johto certainly does have plenty to occupy you, so at least you won't be bored.
>>9694549
What?
>>9694617
They live behind the tower.
>Fug leans over the back and points to a small village, most of the people seem to be asleep or training.
>>9694679
Got anything?
>>9694671
>Fucking forgot a response
You could add.... A ghost type. Marowak, Dusknoir, Cofagrigus... Something like that.
>>9694670
I can't speak from personal experience, but I have heard that hemotoxic venoms sweet and neurotoxins taste incredbily bitter and vile. I suppose it depends entirely on the venom.
I cannot say if this applies to non venom toxins or aphrodisiacs produced by poison types.
>>9694679
>Rip
>Hearing his name, he looks over, backing away from the edge and walking over to the lander
Huh? Oh... Alright! I will be, Annie! How's the thingy going?
>>9694726
Hm... What're they like?
>>9694794
Well, they gave me several different kinds of poison from their bodies, so... experimentation might be necessary?
>>9694715
Indeed I am not, watching Goldenrod is quite entertaining, though I do have a question.
Are human cities always so violent at night?
>>9694679
>Nope.
>No clue.
>>9694726
Well besides the dust inside the lander and the dust in the internals I'm not sure. Honestly it might just need to be cleaned out and have some new fuel put in.
Uh... Storing it here probably isn't the best idea.
>>9694824
Not great. Hm... Give me a second.
>She turns on her headset.
HQ? Can you get me through to Colress?
>Calling Colress.
>>9694745
Alolan Marowak could work, coincidentally I will be going there soon.
But for now, the team as it is needs a few bit more training sessions.
>Close pokedex
>Get some more fights in Black Tower
>Rolling
>>9694824
They're pretty good, a little too traditional but not really in the Kanto sense.
Zinny kinda breaks tradition anyway. And bones.
>>9694865
>Rayquaza puts on his most exaggerated eyeroll.
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Top IP agent my dicks.
>>9694840
If we go by definitions the venoms would be safe to ingest under the presumption of no oral injuries. Poisons would not, as poisons function exclusively when ingested.
Other toxins are up for grabs.
This is not exactly a safe thing to experiment with.
>>9694865
...Hello? Whatever it is I didn't do it.
>>9694864
Small towns should be pretty calm at night, but big cities? Yes. Most crime in big cities happens at night.
>>9694868
Au Revoir.
What do you think of Team Plasma?
>>9694893
Huh...? Who's Zinny?
>>9694865
>He lowers his voice to a whisper
Hey Fug, we might get to see Colress!
>>9694901
...I was sorta just referring to them all as "poison" or "toxins".
And I sort of accepted that from the start when I tried adding myself to food.
No reward without risk.
Doesn't mean I'll make it unnecessary risk, though. Will invest in antidotes and such before trying it with anybody.
>>9694893
Oh, shut up.
>>9694920
Your record is mostly cleared, sir. Would you be interested in restoring a lunar lander? Directly from the moon.
>>9694997
Zinnia, she's like... Really skilled and stuff, one of the main draconids that give out the mega stones.
She's cool, I'll introduce you two sometime.
>>9695062
Maaaaake me~!
>>9695062
YES? Yes, absolutely. As long as you aren't giving me a junk heap I'll do it.
Where am I going?
>Rev the Frigate to high speed.
>>9695026
I suppose. The risks in this situation are incredibly high. If you do not possess a written agreement of some sort it is fairly likely that someone who eats your food will turn around and cause legal trouble for you if they get ill.
>>9695091
Okay, um.... What's the thing about bones though? Does she go around breaking people's limbs?
>>9695091
No thank you. You could probably kill me by looking at me.
...
>Poke the fug.
Shut up.
>>9695127
Sky Pillar in Hoenn. Your help is very appreciated.
>>9695224
So far, I've only fed it to my friends and willing people, informing and warning them every time about it's contents.
If I start up a restaurant, which I'm planning to, I'll do the same thing.
If they know about and accept the risks, then the only way I see at the moment that I could be held responsible is if I mess up the amount of toxins in it.
Which would be a mistake on my part.
>>9695249
Well one time I might have stuck my tail through her sternum because she pissed me off.
She deserved it.
>>9695286
OH OW! YOU KILLED ME!
>Dramatic flop.
>Rolling for dramaticy.
>>9695286
Be there shortly.
>Turn on all the engines.
>Full power.
>Rolling for travel time with last number.
>>9695323
>A scared whimper is heard from Sun
But... Do you... Does everyone get that? If they make you mad?
>>9695286
>>9695360
Hey Annie? What's with the flying ship?
>>9694938
That explains much, thank you.
>>9695318
Verbal evidence very rarely works as proof unless recorded. You can say that you told them, but unless you have physical proof it will likely be discounted. Perhaps a sign of some sort or a warning on a menu would work?
I still do not think this is a wise idea, but if you are willing to put forth the effort to minimize the risks and accept the consequences of messing up then I do not see the problem.
>>9695323
I am Anabel, the dragon slayer.
>>9695360
...Very shortly.
>>9695405
That would be the plasma frigate.
>>9695360
Holy fug.
>>9695405
Nah, I was being kinda pissy. I'd tell you before I murdered you.
"Siiiiides, you're too cute to kill.
Maybe.
>>9695476
Guns don't work on dragons.
>>9695405
>>9695476
>>9695499
>The bridge is lowered and Colress walks down onto the pillar.
Alola, al- Is that Rayquaza?
>>9695471
Written warnings, and consent forms?
I'm willing to put forward the effort and responsibility needed for this.
Well that was a very long, irritating discussion about why we legally cannot build an infinity pool.
How are you folks doing? Rena and I are trying to relax after a very long day.
>>9695476
But... Boats... Flying...
>Sun trails off to a mumble, eyebrows furrowed as he tries in vain to figure out how boats could fly.
>>9695499
>Sun gasps, hands clasped to his cheeks
I'm cute?
>>9695516
Holy heck, it's uh... What's his name! Heck um... the Internet Explorer guy!
>>9695534
I'm doing well, out trying to find something to eat. What's an infinity pool?
>>9695453
What kind of violence did you see? Mugging? I think those are the most common.
>>9695499
>>9695633
>Vicious shipper noises,
>>9695638
It's a pool with a glass edge so it looks like the water is simply floating there, and Driftveil's construction code doesn't allow pools to be on overhangs, so our customer can't have one.
>Pic related, an infinity pool
>>9694868
>Ding
>One more
>>9695667
Indeed, there was also a man going through a house that clearly did not belong there, he stole an entire TV.
It makes me glad I have remained hidden from human eyes for now, until I can speak with one enough to truly trust them.
>>9695499
Ice gun.
>>9695516
Hello, sir. It's over there, do you need help?
>>9695633
Something about... Kyurem gasses?
>>9695685
That sounds pretty neat.
>>9695688
What did you want to ask me earlier?
>>9695516
Hellooooo.
>>9695633
You're so cute I could eat you up.
I might anyway.
>>9695709
Hemis.
>>9695528
Yes, that would work.
I wish you luck on your endeavor.
I apologize for cutting this conversation short, but Anomalesia wants my attention.
Something about throwing a ball for him.
>>9695633
Colress. A pleasure to meet you.
>>9695709
I can get to it.
>Colress, accompanied by a few grunts take the Lander inside.
I'll let you know when it's cleaned up. Do you need anything else?
>>9695744
...Hello.
>>9695688
>Oh nice
>Scott and Huxley are really getting a hang of the fights again
>Huxley is now level 51
>Scott is level 53
>No moveset changes
>Begin the planning and stuff for another trip to Alola
>>9695701
Understandable. Just wait a bit, you might get to see the police. The lights are nice, even if the sirens are irritating.
>>9695724
Oh sorry, I kind of was focused on a thing.
How good are you and your species in general at reading minds and memories?
>A sentret pokes around Mort's house
>>9695709
Wait... Like.... Farts??
The ship runs off of dragon farts??
That's gross!
>>9695744
That's scary, fug!
I don't wanna get eaten!
Sun is not for food!
>>9695806
Wait but... We've met before!
On Route 8!
You said you were studying the potential of Pokemon and stuff!
>Attempt doing morning chores one handed
>Mostly for kicks
>>9695701
Have you ever thought that you could stop these acts of evil? Though yeah, first you got to get a grip of how the world works.
And funny you say that, I think I'm doing something right about building trust.
>>9695744
Please.
>>9695806
...Uh.
>She hands over the folder of the technical info for the lander.
That should help. I suppose we're done here?
>>9695940
>Anabel tries to hold back laughter.
I don't think so. You'd be better off asking him yourself.
>>9695883
>The sentret finds an open window over a desk
>loaded with scrolls and the head of a boy
>rolling to sneak the scrolls away
>>9695832
I think I'm pretty good at it but it really depends on the mental fortitude of whoever's getting mind poked and the skill level of whoever's doing the poking. Are you thinking of getting an Espeon?
>>9696009
(Dude you aren't doing this. I'll GM you out myself if you bring the stupid scrolls back)
>>9696009
>the sentret could not move a single scroll without waking up the human
>run away
>>9695883
>>9696009
>>9696046
>A girl chuckles from her spot on the counter. Her legs swing back and forth, a consistent "thump" against the surface.
>A shadow flits across the floor, landing in the Sentret's own shadow.
"Hi~"
>>9695806
Sup, Bill Nye?
>>9695940
What if you taste good, though?
>>9695989
Hemiiiiiiiiiis.
>I'm gonna chill with Fug for a bit. Reply chain is getting hard to follow, sorry.
>>9696062
>VERY FAST SCOUT MOVING AT INCREDIBLY HIHG SPEEDS
>>9696020
Indeed. That or a Ralts line or Beheeyem.
>>9695940
...We did?
>>9695989
I'll take these and be off.
>Grabbo, woosh.
>>9696087
That's a new one.
Take care.
>Open the scrolls.
>Snap a picture of the scrolls.
>Cyberspace warp away.
>>9696112
"Run all you want, little scout"
>A soft "thud" signals Acerola's hopping off the counter. Each step is emphasized with a sharp "click" of her shoes.
"It's not gonna help."
>>9696198
>The sentret hops out the fucking open window
>He's gotten like three evens in a row why can't he escape
>>9696125
Well if you do end up going with one I wouldn't mind trying out for your team, talking to somebody yesterday about having a trainer got me curious.
>>9696198
(you do realize Sentret have Run Away, correct?)
>>9696227
(People have the right to chase you, dickhead.)
>>9696184
>How, dude? There's no computer for the Porygon to get into Mort's house through.
>>9695989
But Annie, if it's actually true that would suck!
>>9696087
Um... Maybe just licks?
>>9696148
Yeah, you gave me these!
>Sun digs through his bag, holding out the Genesect drives
>>9696258
(Then actually catch them instead of saying "You can't run away for reasons I'm not going to say")
>>9696232
Actually, given my limited time I could try you out sooner. Level and location?
>>9696282
(Fuck off with your metagame bullshit. How do you even know about the scrolls IC?)
>>9696303
(What, there can't be more than one group watching the kid that says he's got a superweapon?)
>>9696227
>>9696282
(She's just taunting him. It's a reference to the Gengar that jumped in his shadow on his first post to run.)
(So yes, he's out of the house and far away from her. What she was saying was "No matter how far away you get it won't help.")
(Whatever though, I can just have her recall the Gengar and burn the scrolls or something.)
"Byyyye, maybe I'll see you again later~"
>She grabs the scrolls, tying them together with string.
"Now where's Mort's altar..."
>>9696319
(Needing to steal a superweapon is a bad plot point.)
>>9696357
(I'm going to have to agree with this guy. It's just going to attract attention. And then the scrolls are going to become a stupid macguffin.)
>>9696347
(Oh, I misunderstood that, I thought you were using Gengar Shadow Tag memes, sorry for all the confusion)
>The Sentret runs deep into the woods, and eventually meets up with an Abra
>Can Gengar follow through teleports?
>We're about to find out
>>9696413
(I've got a good plot point for you. People are planning to pick up groudon and kyogre soon. Manipulate them. Don't go for stupid non canon superweapons.)
(And DON'T do the "we have agents everywhere" thing that's what made people hate Terra.)
>>9696460
(This group is going for whatever they can get their hands on, so they'll probably go after that pair... until Fug fugs them up again)
>>9696498
hi emrys
>>9696460
>People are planning to pick up groudon and kyogre soon.
(Yeah, no. I'm staying away from this for now. It's a mess.)
>>9696518
(That ain't Em dude, I'm talking to him right now.)
>>9696413
>I think they would?
>Idk, I'll roll for it
>Rolllin
>>9696347
>Acerola eventually stumbles across it - an altar, fair in size given the house, covered with devotional objects to Giratina. The scrolls are set in the middle with care.
"Kaloa! I have something for you!"
>>9696292
I'm near route 116 in Hoenn. As for my level I'm not exactly sure but if I had to guess, somewhere around level 50
(I don't really know what a 'fair' level would be so if it's too high just tell me)
>>9696571
>Reality itself warps above the altar.
>After a few moments Giratina pokes out.
Yes?
>>9696590
>boop
>>9696267
How in the hell?
...You wouldn't mind me taking those, would you?
>>9696571
>Miss
>bye bye sentret and abra
>no more scout memes for a while, that was too close and apparently anons don't like it
>>9696535
This thread was a mess when all this weird shit started
The random plots adding confusion to thread as well as difficulty to keep up with everything
The only way anything makes sense anymore is if you forget all the randoplots that just dickedup out of nowhere that or a reset
>>9696694
(It's one shitposter. Just watch out for the "we have eyes everywhere" meme. People don't like that here.)
>>9696571
You just THINK that's not Emrys.
I bet he's done what he said he would with TERRA and brought them back under a new name
screencap this post
>>9696625
SB is Giritina confirmed
>>9696590
Hoenn? That's a fair bit too far from my area, but the level seems right.
Would you be willing to be in high risk situations as part of a special group of the International Police?
>>9696625
"I have the plans for the Arceus temple."
>She gestures with a thumb to the scrolls.
"Do you want them? I also have sandwiches."
>>9696718
(No, that legit isn't Emrys.)
>>9696636
>Is booped
Hello there
>>9696751
I think I'd be fine with that, life is more exciting with risk involved.
>>9696760
I suppose I will take them until their true owner returns...
>A tentacle wraps around the scrolls and pulls them in.
...A sandwich will sate my hunger.
>>9696817
Excellent. You got a name and a way to get to Alola?
>>9696727
(Sorry, I'm not)
>>9696842
"Alright, thanks Kaloa~"
>With a light skip she heads off to the kitchen, coming back with a fancy plate with a sandwich on it
"Tada~. Cherry flavored."
>>9696883
Valence but you can call me Val if you wish and I'll try to catch a ship headed there.
>>9696671
Um... Okay!
>His turns his palm up, the drives resting on the palm of his hand.
Hey, what happened to your fancy coat?
The temperature controlling one?
>>9696883
>(Sorry, I'm not)
(Lies.)
>>9696896
It is no issue.
>Giratina grabs the sandwich, faceplates spreading as he bites into it.
Perfect as always. Who taught you?
>>9696941
Cute name.
I'll be in Alola for as much as needed to find and attempt to recruit two or three other team members, send me a tell when you're here.
Can try to get to Hoenn myself if you fail to get there.
>>9696971
(Oh fuck you got me. You are me, I am you and we are both Jijs because Jijs is everyone)
>>9696953
Thank you.
>He takes the drives and places a wad of bills in Sun's hand.
>Post number x100.
...My what? I don't remember anything like that.
>Latias is sitting around a house in Alola
>Constantly mentally and physically scanning her surroundings for new presences
... I think it's almost time for that appointment I made.
(Not sure who's playing steven stone, or if they are on)
>>9696971
>A grin crosses her face, Acerola scuffing her foot against the ground and chuckling.
"Whiny ghosts. They kept complaining and refusing the sandwiches unless they were done "perfectly" sooooo... I got good."
>>9697062
>Heard from the kitchen
Hey, slept well?
Brunch is ready.
Should I be bothered that Latias making an appointment doesn't register as weird? I think my standards for "normal" have dropped.
(Note; I'm only picking him up for this one plot point. He's getting dropped right afterwards.)
Hey guys, what are some places to see in Luminose? I'm here on business, but business isn't really happening until tomorrow, so I've got a whole night to wander the city.
>>9697210
>business
(Is this part of the sentret plot because you're going into "globetrotting antag" really fucking fast.)
>>9697233
(Have you been paying attention these last few threads? I'm slowing down after this though, and I've been rolling for it)
>>9697193
...
Er. Yes.
>Fight urge to run away immediately
>Float into kitchen, avoiding eye contact, and generally acting awkward
>>9697209
Speaking of that, I should be there soon.
>>9697249
(Yeah, wow, you went from making Terra start as globetrotting to making this one globetrotting in like 2 days. Fantastic work.)
>>9697279
>There's the nerd (trying to) cook
>He has a brace on the left arm
No idea what you eat, so I made a fair bit of everything. Though it's mostly the eggs and coffee what turn out right to me, Ray's the one that is good at pancakes.
>Notice she is not looking
I knew you were shy but this is some next level shyness.
>come back from being sick
>infighting
>weirdass plot
>all this
ok im gonna go
>>9697287
(I tried, and it's not like they're going to be powerhouses any time soon, one building in each of the regions that observant people have connected, and expansion will be coming over the course of the month.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a tourist to play)
>>9697049
Alright! Hopefully I'll see you soon.
>>9697351
(So this is Em?)
>>9697056
>The money isn't counted, just shoved straight into his pockets.
Um... It was really big, kinda looked like a trench coat... The gloves were part of the coat and um... Had a bunch of electronics on the arms? I don't know, it's been a while!
>>9697347
(Not sure who this is but... I'm glad you're feeling better. Or, at least, well enough to post)
>>9697378
(No this is not TERRA)
>>9697404
(You aren't denying being Emrys.)
>>9697359
If you need help I can try to get in contact with IP agents in your area to grant you passage.
See you soon.
>>9697378
(Can we not do any of these obtuse "who is who" games?)
>>9697347
(Take care, and see you soon)
>>9697393
...I suppose I'll have to copy that idea.
Uh, do you want to come on board?
>>9697428
(Obviously it's me.)
>>9697428
(He can't deny anything because he's not the guy running the show, fucking anons)
>>9697393
>Non-Gladi Necrozma.
>The Universe A one.
>Appear.
...
>Poke Sun.
>>9697279
Mhhmm. I'll be waiting.
This is getting to be Rust/Ark/whatever levels of "unfun because people don't do anything but start shit all the time."
>>9697504
(Start shit as in fights or as in everyone constantly starting new plots?)
>>9697518
Yes.
>>9697527
(I'm honestly just having trouble telling what's forwarding the Sentret plot and that's what's confusing.)
(Like, suddenly they were in orre because of Jirachi. It seems cheap.)
>>9697331
U-um...
Yeah...
>Pick up food with psychic energy, and float it over to her mouth
>Nibble on it in midair
>No plates, no silverware
>Her voice is filled with nervousness
I eat the same things...normal people do.
But a lot more, since I need energy for flying and stuff.
>>9697503
I'll be there.
>???: Attempt to figure out which house the Alola kid you met is in.
>Rollan.
>>9697555
(Maybe it needs some time for the plot to take form, and this is just the buildup)
>>9697498
>I thought Gladi was back for a sec there
>Got all super excited
>Tfw
>Well, I hope he's okay
>Sun jumps, squeaking in surprise
Oh hey! Necrozma! When'd you get here?
>>9697456
Alright! Nec? Do you wanna come?
>>9697586
>Mina comes out of the neighboring house, smashed as fuck.
Hey you want some cookiesssss?
Just got to the dig site in Orre, I didn't expect things to be so cold at night, or for sand to get in my underwear, but here I am.
This is gonna be a long night of surveying.
>>9697588
(Ding ding ding! I'm trying to lay the groundwork and unfortunately I think I spread my concrete too fast, but since there's no ore in Orre for these guys to find they can't use their excuse, so they're gonna pull out of there, so that should help appease everyone)
>>9697579
>Food flying off
>Literally
"Yeah, calories and stuff."
"Good thing Ray and John are still asleep, and so are the kids. Yesterday was a long day of physical activity."
>Try to keep up with the cooking
>Rolling
>>9697555
I have absolutely no idea what's even going on with them but I know Bones is going to throw a fit over them being in Orre.
>>9697586
>A woman from the neighboring house sticks her head out the window
I am sorry, my neighbors are not ho-
>>9697626
Mina? What are you doing?
>>9697626
>The girl has long black hair, there are a few scars down the side of her face, neck and shoulder.
Uh, no thank you...
>>9697671
Is your sister okay?
>>9697636
>Thankfully, Latias isn't that voracious of a eater, as he's able to keep up
>This is the first time she's had cooked food in a while
>Eventually, the plane is fully fueled
...
Well...that was g-good. Thanks.
I'm gonna have to leave for a bit, to do something, so I guess it's good they are still asleep?
>>9697671
Greeting our new neighboooooooooorrrr.
>>9697725
HEY SISTA.
>Attempt to drag strange girl home.
>>9697725
>The woman stumbles for her words
Ah... Well... She is not my sister.
But she is drunk.
Would you like to come in-
>>9697806
Mina, please do not kidnap potential guests.
>>9697761
Yeah, I guess. Do come soon, we all wish to know you better.
>Resist urge to pet the plane, mentally loud
Take care.
>>9697806
I mean.
>She's dragged.
Okay, okay.
>>9697856
Y-yes? Uh, thank you.
>She walks in, giving Caitlin a bow as she passes.
>>9697856
It'll be fine.
>>9697909
Get in there, strange woman. It's cookie time.
Yum yum.
>>9697881
Y-yeah-
>Thoughts of petting
>Awkward wave goodbye
I-I'll be back!
>Fly to Devon, going into the front door
>>9697909
Feel free to have a seat wherever you like.
>>9697934
Mina, please. She said she does not want any cookies.
>Caitlin snakes her arms around Mina's waist
>>9697937
"See you soon!"
>Wave back as she leaves
>Check the groceries
>Low on everything
>"Oh fuck"
>Leave note behind, run off to the city
>>9697934
A-alright. Um...
>>9698078
>She awkwardly sits on the couch.
>Attempt to remain calm.
>They aren't kidnapping you.
>Hopefully.
>Oh god what if they are.
>Hug the pig.
>>9697937
Hello, hello. Care to fill me in on what you're here for? The secretary didn't. Or I tuned her out. It's hard to tell these days.
>>9698078
Alriiight.
>Snug that gf.
When'd you get so short?
>>9698130
Sooooooo... Tell me about yourself.
>Attempt to sketch very familiar girl, too bad she's too drunk to remember.
>>9698176
>Latias tries to act professional, and hide her shyness
The Latiasite?
I was interested in acquiring it.
What do you guys do when you're out of a job?
>>9698328
Think about death.
A lot.
where did mewtwo go?
>>9698239
Mina, I have always been this short.
>She rests her chin on Mina's shoulder, watching her doodles with interest.
>>9698130
You are nervous.
There is no need.
I simply wish to keep you company until my neighbor returns.
It would be unbecoming of me to allow a young girl to sit outside for what may be hours.
>>9698469
I am right here, I have been exploring Goldenrod.
>>9698309
>He leans forward on the desk, locking his hands together and resting his chin atop them.
That's a one of a kind stone. I already gave my Latiosite to Ruby, why would I give this stone to you?
>>9698239
I don't remember a whole lot. Uh, I just got out of the hospital?
...And got my first pokemon.
>>9698481
Haha, alright.
>Oh god they're going to kill me.
>Astra, don't freak out.
>Breathe.
Uh, nice place?
>>9698484
Help a psychic and a fairy are going to kill me.
>>9698524
Well, I'm the only one that can use it.
And it opens up several new things for me to do.
It just seems like a waste to me, to keep something like that locked up in a case and unused.
...
I'm not sure what you would want for it, though.
>>9698579
Uh... where are you?
I may be able to help.
>>9698481
Damn. Wha's the cure for shortness.
>Lift the gf bridal style and keep doodling.
Found it.
>>9698579
What are you like a... Anim... Am... Anime?
>>9698579
>A tilt of the head, a gesture of confusion if Caitlin were ever to make one.
You received your first Pokemon...
And decided to immediately come to Undella?
That is... odd.
Normally Undella is the 8th gym one visits.
>>9698702
Thank you, Mina. You are truly my savior, rescuing me from the cruel grasp of my own height.
>She gives her a quick peck on the cheek
>>9698418
I do that on a regular basis, I was hoping for more constructive advice.
>>9698617
You aren't the only Latias, and unless you have a trainer you still won't be able to use it.
Unused? Maybe. Unappreciated? No.
Let's just say that I really love rocks.
>There's extra emphasis on the "really", the word rolling off his tongue in a slow drawl.
Regardless, I'm not going to just give it to you.
What can you provide me in return?
>>9698661
Undella town.
>>9698702
...Anime? No.
>>9698731
Uh... Your neighbor said he could help me out.
>She fidgets nervously.
>Can never stay relaxed, fuck.
>>9698816
I haven't seen the other Latias in a very long time.
And I knew just floating in here and asking for it for free wouldn't fly, so...
How about rocks from Space?
The moon, pristine meteorites, stuff like that.
>>9698847
That is... in Unova, very far away, but if it is truly a matter of life and death, I may be able to provide assistance.
I will attempt it, expect me shortly.
>Rolling for travel time
>>9698847
He...?
Are you sure you had the right villa?
My neighbor is a woman.
... Forgive me, I realize we failed to introduce ourselves. That was incredibly rude.
I am Caitlin, of the Unova Elite Four.
This is Mina, one of Alola's Trial Captains, and...
Shauntal should be around somewhere.
Either the bathroom or her room, I am uncertain.
Day 1: Starting investigation.
Notes are being posted here.
Disappearances in the town of Payge Town.
Two women, three men, four officers.
Starting now. The town is quiet. Rain pouring, the umbrella helps.
First building.
Detective Dan Carter, Goldenrod police department.
Badge number: 249.
>Rolling for investigation, building one.
>It's another sniffers brings up some dumb shit that might change already established things episode
Great
>>9699292
(Already interested.)
Aw, heck.
I've been, like, asleep way too long.
How's everybody doing?
>>9699307
why don't yous say this in chat instead of whining in thread?
>>9699292
>Daniel: Take a shot.
>2.
>Post information.
Scraps of paper. Numbers.
2876.
Code? Date? 2/8/76? Unsure.
Checking the bookshelf and kitchen.
>Rolling.
>>9699445
>5.
Nothing but old cookbooks and old pans.
Too focused right now, someone make the Heracross joke for me.
Building 2, coming up.
>Rolling.
>>9699401
Terrible all week, all I did was work and not much else.
>>9699505
>5.
Shit all, looks like someone went through here recently. Back to the car. Luminol coming out.
>Dan: Dust for prints.
>Rolling,
>>9698859
Hmmm..... You have my interest.
However, I still can't give it to you until you bring me the payment.
It's bad for business to let goods walk out the door.
>>9699522
Sorry to hear that, bro.
I should be, like, hella excited right now, but all I wanna do is, like... nap.
>Ray: stretch.
>Ray's RPer: contemplate second cup of coffee despite it being night where you are
>>9699654
>Take another shot.
>4.
>Someone left prints, splatters too.
Blood. Hastily cleaned up.
>Daniel: Do a BPA and take down the prints.
>Rolling to get a clue.
>>9699702
Nothing to be excited here, I spread rumours and almost got someone in jail over it.
>>9699726
Dan? Can you hear us?
>>9699659
... I need the stone to bring you the payment, though. And I'm not going to just run away with it, and not complete my half of the deal.
I would gain nothing but ire from stealing it. And that's not exactly something I want.
>>9699726
Ese, you're posting your notes to a forum instead of a notepad.
You need a hand with anything?
>>9699726
>6.
Beat down. With a weapon.
Vying for a bat.
>Rolling.
>>9699790
Yes?
>>9699866
Taking notes.
Posting this to the board in case I end up a disappearance, the other four they sent didn't bring notes back.
I'm blanking, what's the word? Leaving notes for posterity.
>>9699910
>fan fiction
kys
>>9699910
A bat?
Uh, do you have any witnesses?
>I don't remember killing anyone
>Did I leave my bat somewhere for a long time?
>>9699910
Huh. Never thought about that when I was pulling stunts.
You need a hand out in Alola, hit me up. I'm working out here and I'm kinda tied down, though, so I can't leave for Johto.
>>9699910
>0.
>No bat, baseballs found.
Haven't found the murder weapon. May not be in this building.
>Go through the cabinets.
>Rolling.
>>9700044
(Planning to turn this into a bit more of a thing. Don't worry. I'll have Daniel banter more with the thread if that helps?)
>>9700048
Town is surprisingly empty so far. A ghost town.
Sans ghosts, I hope.
>>9700119
I'll take you up on that if I survive this investigation.
Stay safe.
>>9700179
fuck offfff
>>9699849
Hmmm... Bring me some sort of collateral. Something you care about and couldn't stand to lose. I'll return it to you once you bring me the payment.
>>9700179
( Go Away. )
>>9700179
Hey, if you pull it off, man, there's malasadas waiting.
Hang in there.
>>9700252
...
>She sighs, in acceptance
A photo or video of me would work for that.
If I run away, you could throw it everywhere, and I really wouldn't want that, so it forces me to keep my end.
I would anyways, but I do understand your paranoia.
>>9699291
Um... Doesn't she have a son or something?
...Uh... Astra? My ID says Moon but, uh, that's not me.
>She forces a really awkward laugh at the mention of the other name.
>>9700179
>9.
Nothing important. Wonder if I'm missing something...
Someone cleans up well...
Next house. #3.
>Rolling.
>>9700262
Never had one. Hope I'll get that.
>>9700367
I can accept that deal.
>Steven stands up, brushing his hands over the front of his suit and walking over to Latias. From his pocket he pulls out his, hand poised to take a picture of the both of them together.
Say "cheese".
>No other warning is given aside from the tell tale "click" sound effect provided by his phone, which is promptly slid back into his pocket afterwards.
Alright. That's done. Unfortunately I don't actually keep my rocks here. At least not my personal collection.
>His Metagross, formerly sleeping in the corner of the room, rises from the ground at his snap. Steven sits on the edge, patting his Metagross.
See you in Mossdeep.
>And then they're gone, a bright flash all that remains from Metagross' teleport.
>>9700577
>Gulps at the photo
>She already feels the weight of it in her mind
...
>Flies over to Mossdeep, in a few seconds
>>9700429
>9.
Nothing here. There is a basement.
Hoping for something interesting.
>Rolling.
>>9700702
>When you arrive you can see Steven just leaving the beach, his entire body soaked. There's a long string of curses coming from Mr Stone, but they can't be distinguished from here.
Just go on in without me, make yourself comfortable!
>>9700811
...
>Those words call to mind paranoid thoughts of walking into a trap
Uh...
>Instinctive mental scan, to see if he has any deeper motives
>>9700779
>9.
>Something isn't right.
Basement is weird. Not sure what's weird about this place...
>Rolling for investigation.
Hey guys, there's been a lot of these weird Pikachu looking thing around my neighborhood recently...
But its pretty clear they aren't like other normal Pikachus, ...
I managed to take some pics, can you tell me anything about them?
>>9700886
>>9700390
I do not think so...
Her hips are not those of a mother.
That is strange. Did you grab the wrong I.D?
>>9700934
(Drink)
>>9700882
>2.
Old computer, needs a password.
>2876.
>Rolling for something else.
>>9700886
>>9700908
Ohhhhh, that's a Mimikyu... Aren't they just adorable?
>>9700390
>>9700934
>Psycatte the third arrives
>She walks through the door and looks at "Astra"
Hello, are you the one that requested my help?
>>9700934
>>9700949
...Alright... Uh, do you know when she's going to be home?
I must have... There were pokemon I never had in my account.
>>9700978
Uh, h-hello.
>>9700956
>6.
>Nothing.
Made it into the computer.
Notes: A chatlog between two people, talking about a gathering. Matches up with one of the disappearances.
2. Photo. Unsure of what. Looks to be a Marowak or Cubone. Extremely blurry.
>Attached: 2278.jpg
Continuing investigation, continuing in the basement.
>Rolling.
>>9700977
(Give me your script for dubfails.)
>>9700866
>The only motives of his are getting out of the soaking wet suit and into the backup suit.... Which he can't find. His frustration is shown in the form of many variations of the word "fuck".
>He eventually comes back wearing a baggy hoodie and short shorts.
Right. That was embarrassing. You can come with me to see my collection, if you want.
>>9701066
(You ask for dubsfail and then steal my dubsuccess, what the hell man)
>>9700998
She works for the International Police, from what I recall.
Anabel has not lived here long, but I would not doubt it if it were common for her to be gone days at a time.
>>9700978
What are you doing in my villa?
>>9701067
>Sigh in relief
... Right.
I assume the Latiosite is in there?
Also, is there a deadline for my payment?
Getting the mega evolution working may be...challenging for me.
>>9700998
>>9701156
The smaller girl invited me, she believes you and...
>She trails off, looking at the passed out drunk fairy master
This woman, apparently, are going to kill her.
I can tell this is not the case now.
>>9700977
They keep the rodentine pest populations down too!
>>9701156
>She sighs.
...I see.
Um... Why are you here then? If you're with the E4?
>>9701207
>A cough comes from her.
S-sorry.
>>9701216
>>9701171
Yep, right in there.
>He lets the "p" pop, lazily walking into the rock room and snapping, the lights all flicking on. The room is filled with glass shelves, each specimen labeled and lit up individually.
I'm not sure how you plan on Mega Evolving without a partner in the first place. I'll give you...
>Steven hums, running his hand along the glass as he thinks.
'Till the end of the month. If you want an extension you'll need to provide more collat- Ah! There it is!
>He carefully slides the glass open, plucking the stone from its slot.
Latiasite. I would suggest getting it cut and polished, this one is raw. Maybe put it on a harness...
>He trails off, mumbling to himself about potential cuts and sets for the stone.
>>9701066
>Dubs.
>UUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
>Fuck my life.
...The basement goes further. This isn't normal.
>Continue.
>Rolling.
>>9701156
(Curse me, please.)
>>9701370
...
>Takes the stone, holding it with her hands
>Suppresses her external happiness, to try and stay professional
>Odds, a big smile slips through
Well, thanks. A lot.
...
I need a strong bond to pull it off, right? And get it ready for use. And a keystone as well, if I recall correctly?
>>9701207
Kill her?
That is a strange assumption, I am uncertain how she came to it.
>Caitlin follows her gaze to Mina, shifting the woman so that her head lies in Caitlin's lap.
Well... You are here, that makes you a guest, does it not?
Would you like cookies?
>>9701242
I live here.
I own many villas around the world, and I allow friends of mine to stay in all of them.
This one is simply the one I myself live in, for it is closest to the League itself.
>>9701462
(okay famalasada if you're asking)
>roll to curse
>>9701462
>roll to curse
>>9701324
>>9701242
It is not such a big deal, it is interesting to see your warped and twisted mind create a box of painted delusions for itself so it does not have to face re-
Oh, apologies, it is habit to enter the minds of those around me.
>>9701502
I could tell you, but I do not think she could handle it if exposed to the truth.
>Mewtwo-C smiles slightly at the sight of cookies
I would like one very much, thank you.
>>9701484
Yes. A strong bond between you and whoever has the key stone.
I would still suggest a chest harness for your Mega Stone. Less likely to come off during flight.
Good evening, everybody.
I have a slightly odd question.
I think somebody's moved into the abandoned, rumored-to-be-haunted house in my neighborhood.
It's said somebody died there, and I know somebody got maimed breaking in a few weeks back. Should I tell the new neighbors? Do you think they're squatters?
>>9701597
Urbex it up, dude.
>>9701597
Depends on the ghost(s) within, if they have one. Either way, a warning or something might be good.
I myself moved into an old manor.
Now I have a banette trying to tease and lewd me to death, among other things.
>>9701635
How the fuck do you even get lewded to death
Explain yourself anon.
>>9701592
Guess that sounds simple enough...
Any suggestions on where to get the chest harness?
>>9701502
I see... um-
>>9701558
Uh. Uh...
>You triggered the anxiety!
Hahaha, that's funny. I have to go!
>Astra uses Wimp Out!
>She bolts out the door, attempting to not make a show.
>>9701502
>>9701528
(Thank you.)
>>9701462
>2.
...Smells like rot down here. Fantastic.
>The pokeball at his belt is grabbed.
This is going to be a hell of a day.
>Rolling.
>>9701635
Lucky you.
>>9701558
Hmm...
>Everyone knows that you can't move when either a pet or a boy/girlfriend is sleeping on you. It's the law. A bright blue gleam can be seen in Caitlin's eyes, the tell tale sign of Psychic powers being used. The plate of cookies floats over, settling themselves down on the nearest flat surface.
Apologies if they are of poor quality, I made them my-
>>9701666
Oh... Goodbye.
Do return tomorrow.
>>9701712
(Is this related to the sentret plot. I can't tell at this point)
>>9701737
( No, this isn't even in the same Region as Sentret stuff. This is related to a different group. )
>>9701654
Lots of ways.
I don't want to go into detail, but usually it involves suffocation, sheer exhaustion, accidents, and other things.
The Banette has almost accomplished two of those, not to mention the other ghosts.
>>9701712
You'll feel worse if they get killed or hurt because you didn't warn them, I think.
>>9701713
I get that a lot, but thanks.
>>9701761
(God I can't even fucking tell anymore. This place has so much bullshit going on it's hard to tell whose doing what.)
>>9701666
>Giratina guides this girl's steps
>She seems to have roadrunner'd the fuck out of here
...That was intriguing
>>9701730
Thank you
I think I am going to eat this, and then rest, the trip was exhausting.
Please do not attempt to capture me in my sleep.
>>9701769
For good reason, Banettes are quite fun to be around.
>>9701662
Volbeat and Illumise~
>Steven waggles his eyebrows at Latias.
.... I kid, I kid.
Hm... Maybe one of the contest outfit designers?
I really can't help you there, I just do jewelry.
>>9701701
>1.
...Found one of the missing cops. I'll upload this as a clickable for the faint of heart.
>dontclickit.png
>A mostly rotten corpse is curled up on the ground, there are bites taken out of it.
Sorry to do this...
>Daniel pats the corpse down.
>Rolling.
>>9701867
Holy shit.
>>9701818
>Awkward, uncomfortable stare and sigh
...
Well, I'll work something out.
Again, thanks for this.
>Holds the stone close
Well... I suppose I'll get going soon.
One last question, though.
I need to get someone to cut and polish it, right?
>>9701802
I have no reason to do so.
Goodnight, Mewtwo.
If you find need of me I will be in my room.
... if Mina wakes up at some point tonight, anyway.
>>9701867
That's a fucking mess...
>>9701867
Holy shit, amigo. I've seen some shit, but that's fucking haunting.
>>9701915
Yes, you do.
Most people get it polished and cut into a marble-like figure, but other cuts work as well.
>>9701867
>7.
>Daniel finds Detective Special, sans bullets.
Left me a gift at least.
Getting the fuck out of here...
>Move with haste, rolling.
>>9701895
>>9701922
>>9701989
Sorry, friends. Evidence needs to be cataloged.
>>9701867
Holy fuck my dick that's the best thing I've seen in my entire life
Got anymore?
>>9701997
I'm assuming there are several places to get that done. This one included.
>Nerd status: somewhat lost in Hau'oli
>Fuck it, pull out the dex
>>9701867
Holy fuck.
>>9702000
(CURSED MY FUCKING ASS.)
>Daniel makes it the fuck out.
1 cop found. Going to need a cig after this.
Checking the fourth house before I go to my car.
>>9702066
I'd book your ass if I weren't out here until I get a good enough lead.
>>9702128
Not a fun night.
>>9702151
>Enemy Action: Rolling to pursue.
>>9702151
That's an understatement.
>>9702128
You doing alright, Seb?
Ray's getting a little antsy, if you want me to send him to catch up.
>>9702151
(There was supposed to be a roll for investigating the house, my bad.)
(Please give me some dubfails.)
>1.
Nothing in this place either... Empty house, must be trying to hide something.
Basement?
>Rolling.
>>9702171
>1.
>The pursuer is quickly lost.
>>9702220
Care to take my mind off the present events? How are you today, sir?
>>9702267
...
>roll to curse
>>9702267
>roll to curse too
>>9702267
>roll to curse
>>9702267
I'm doing pretty good.
I just moved back home after an extended absence. I few things walked off, but the local lowlives were too lazy to rip the place up or steal the cleaning supplies so it's already pretty livable.
I'm working on getting the place feeling more homey now, and then I'll probably be launching an online radio show with my best friend as a part-time project.
>>9701867
>>9702151
From law enforcement to law enforcement, I can't but say that you have my condolences.
>Finish packing for Alola
>>9702294
>>9702313
>>9702318
(Don't double up on curses ya fucks)
(That's how you get shit like trips success)
>>9702120
Weeeeelll.
Yes.
I could do it here, if you feel like waiting a few extra days.
>>9702220
Tell Jay to come as well, kinda overestimated the amount of groceries needed.
Also sorry about the kitchen.