Hg Thread
The 20th Eric Ander Stolen Code Games part the second
Skipped a night of peace because nobody likes peaceful slides, we're here for the bloodshed after all.
Also another death slide.
>>9685546
Eric-kun..
(I am afraid I need sleep. Night everyone)
>>9685530
I doubt that it's made out of metal, but who am I to refuse a challenge made by a girl?
>>9685520
Jeez, everyone gets to have cool armors and guardian angels, but I only get a simple pistol. That's just so unfair...
But whatever. How does an angel help you out in robbing banks?
>>9685559
Nice RP faggot
Draco has been especially good at running away this game.
Len no, what is plague knight going to think?
>>9685544
Excuse me, but my head is worth more than a simple apology. It's worth exactly seven thousand dollars, but that won't stop me from following your advice.
>And just like that The Kid books it
>>9685582
I can't help it. Dying is already painful enough, so why do I have to get all emotional?
Slowly but surely we're getting through this game.
>>9685601
I'm gonna rape you
Skipped another peace night so now we're at the feast.
>>9685605
No yer not. Nobody's gonna touch me. Yer all gonna leave me alone or I'll be tearing ya all to shreds.
>>9685614
What if I told you I were a hot girl with big tits?
The amount of peace we're getting on the very high death rate setting is irritating me.
>>9685613
>It seems like Billy's A rank riding skills's been reduced to F thanks to the alcohol, resulting in the crash
>But right before he dies, in his last moments he realizes that he didn't even have a ship anymore, because he traded it away
Finally, we're getting something exciting around here!
>>9685615
I'd say yer bullshitting me. Even if it's true I don't trust ya.
>>9685632
>A rank
It's C.
I blame that event for messing up my memory.
>>9685644
Your loss, then..
The two people i was rooting for are both in this slide.
>>9685653
It ain't my loss if I had nothing to gain from it. Money's more important at the moment. Unless ya had some cash I wouldn't really care who ya are.
And just so ya know, guys don't just care about big boobs and a nice figure. They care about romance and that tingly feeling ya get in yer stomach when yer with the person ya love.
>>9685667
>Not just caring about big boobs and a nice figure
What are you, fucking gay?
Those two have been acting more like intergalactic terrorists than guardians this game.
Also it's the final 3, watch out.
>>9685678
Nah. It's just hard to find someone worth loving, ya know what I mean? This place is filled with girls, but they're all shit compared to some of the ones from home.
>>9685689
Yeah, you're gay, dude.
Skipped a few more slides, now we're down to the final 2. Is it going to be vin diesel and the rodent or is it going to be the self proclaimed greatest warrior?
There's our answer.
>>9685697
There ain't no way to prove you're wrong. I'm just gonna have to take yer abuse until I can prove otherwise, ain't I?
>>9685707
>>9685719
You can prove otherwise. I'm a cute girl, you just have to kiss me on the lips, faggot. You won't do it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner, or i guess it's winners this time, of the 20th Eric Andre Stolen Code Games, two members of the guardians of the galaxy, Rocket and Groot! Wooo.
>>9685733
Thanks for hosting and congratulations
It's the placements, aren't they cool?
>>9685743
>Pets between ears
>Gives cookie
Look at all of the peace we had on the high death rate setting.
>>9685733
>>9685744
I'm fine with this winner.
Thanks for hosting.
>>9685733
>>9685744
After everything that happened in there, a raccon and a tree turned out to be the winners? Now that's just embarrassing.
Anyway, thanks for the game, pal.
>>9685726
...Yer gonna have to prove it to me.
>>9685770
No faggot just do it or else you're a faggot forever, faggot
>>9685775
You wanna do it here? In front of everyone? I don't think that's a good idea.
>>9685787
It's just a kissu on the lippu, gayboy
Alright I'll make the victory cards and then that'll be it from me.
>>9685793
Yer really starting to piss me the fuck off with this.
>he leans in and kisses the girl on the lips
Yer lips taste like cheap cherry lipstick.
PREPARE TO BE SKEWERED
>>9685810
I guess it's only fair that I reveal myself, then..
Am I beautiful?
>>9685842
...
>Ginshi does a180 and walks off, completely ignoring the man
>>9685840
SEWER SKEWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hxpDcVir2U
Shitpost kero~
>>9685904
>Filename
Fuck off, not-Jude
>>9685909
>All of Jude's files are labeled
Lol
Die.
>>9685931
Not until I cum inside a Musashi.
>>9685949
I ask that you kill me then.
>>9685949
If I ERP with you as Musashi will you stop coming here
>>9685958
>loads gun
Just one to the head?
Alright i got the win cards ready.
>>9685963
Head, heart, Abdullah oblongata, spinal cord, whatever works for you as long as you end my suffering.
And heres's the second card..
Fuck off Kamina
>Grimes is autistic in discord VC
Just an usual day.
>>9685976
>not working on the wincards while hosting
>not running the sim beforehand
Lol
>>9685975
>puts the gun to your chest and fires,shooting you through your heart and making me to blame
>>9685998
>Not making the wincards before the game
>>9686010
>Not giving the wincard and then posting the slides
>>9685985
His voice soothes me desu. Grimes is a good older brother.
>>9686002
>blood runs free from their chest and corners of their mouth, the last of their synapses firing off before they died. With one final breath, they breathe out:
Kill yourself... Bolin...
>>9686019
>Posting the slides
>At all
>>9686036
>Tricky
>>9686002
I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off.
>>9686036
>Tricky
>>9686035
i can't kill myself i'm too busy worrying about Grimes about to quite literally fucking die in the voice chat
>>9686035
>Not continuing the song
What a fag
>shoots again
>>9686039
>unloads the rest of the gun into you
>>9686049
I want to unload my gun into Shimakaze.
>>9686049
>implying I'd circlejerk that hard
>>9686049
Why is it only the underages that constantly talk about what's happening in Discord
>Only Bolin and Kamina
Hg is quite literally dead. That's it everyone. The end.
>>9686071
ay i'm only here because I wanted to see how you guys were responding to grimes retching and otherwise making unpleasant noises
I can go back to /drg/ if you want.
>>9686081
Please stay
>>9686081
>I wanted to see how you guys were responding to grimes retching and otherwise making unpleasant noises
If he was really in any danger he wouldn't be attention whoring in vc, you stupid shit.
>>9686081
I don't mind you being here all that much, I'd just like to see you lurk instead.
>>9686081
>drg is still a thing
>after how shitty DR3 and v3 were
Jesus
>>9686098
Stay here? I dunno anon, pretty sure I fucked off for a reason.
>>9686100
He's just drunk as fuck and puking apparently.
>>9686103
O-oh, thank
>>9686105
DR3 was a shitshow and V3 was decent if you don't count HIKSHON
because chapter 6 always ruins dingo
/drg/ does still exist tho
>>9686064
>>circlejerk
All you had to do was finish the line and die with some grace you piece of shit
>>9686069
Nutting is worth more than $100.
>>9686111
>He's just drunk as fuck and puking apparently.
Who gives a fuck?
>>9686114
Whatever happened to that queer Ichigo anyway?
>>9686114
>Implying I want to do things with you
>implying I wasn't just using you for comedic value
>>9686115
B-BUT MUH SWELL GUY!!!!!!!!!! FELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
>Did they fix my game yet?
>>9686115
i worry for my big brother, anon. i don't like hearing his high ass voice turn to retching
>>9686122
Don't bully me.
>>9686119
S-Stop...
>>9686122
You know how oldfags get jaded and stuff and then never do anything at all yet stick around? Ichigo found the secret pipe and warped there immediately. All I see him do is post what he's listening to and kissuing people.
>>9686123
quit being a fucking faggot I didn't ask you to suck my dick or anything
>>9686135
matchmaking has only gotten a bit better, but there's still frequent crashes
>>9686139
Man, leaving vc or muting him would be so difficult.
Retard.
>>9686144
>>9686151
H-How many of these do you have?
>>9686147
>leaaving vc
>while my older brother is ill
What kind of monster do you think I am?
>>9686144
>Doesn't sound like they did much.
>Oh well, at least you still have your old game.
I want to fug Youmu
>>9686164
And you flapping your arms and screaming "GAIZ, GRIMES IS LE SICK OMG" isn't accomplishing anything other than highlighting your autism. Shut the fuck up. No one cares about some dumb fag that drank too much and wants attention for it.
>>9686189
I would like to fug Yuyuko
>>9686144
>All I see him do is post what he's listening to and kissuing people.
Well that and building up folders that I'll never use. At some points I just sit there and stare, waiting for something to happen because I can't do shit.
>>9686161
>>9686192
Why do you think we hate Bolin in the first place? He knows he's an annoying little cockmunch, he just doesn't care
>>9686208
Why don't you or host, faggot?
>>9686221
>Why don't you or host
lel
>>9686192
Ah, the familiar attitude of HG towards everything. I'm just gonna go back to a somewhat better general and let you guys stew in your filth now. Nice to see HG's doing fantastic.
>>9686233
Good. Stay gone.
>>9686208
that's the exact mentality I mean dude
beating on yourself isn't appealing to anyone
just fucking use your folders or some shit instead of being a retard
is there an hg drinking game
>>9686221
>You or host
>You or
What? If you mean circlejerking that's not really my thing. If you mean rp I just haven't felt like it. If you mean something else you'll have to specify.
Oh, and hosting... Yeah I can't really do that without the proper stuff so it's pretty much off the table.
>>9686241
>beating on yourself
To be perfectly honest with you I don't realize I'm doing it half the time. I'm just really bored because I miss so much shit when I go out to do other things that I have no idea what the fuck is happening when I come back.
>>9686211
>takes the renown and buys a charm for my gun
>>9686260
take a shot each time you get shitposted.
>>9686272
You don't really miss out on much other than memes, shitposting, RP, and games. If that's really that big of a bother for you then use desu to read up on old threads.
>>9686260
no this is hunger games not thirst games
>>9686272
I meant making things for people. I don't understand how you can mobileposter so easily.
>>9686287
>take a shot each time you get shitposted.
Do it, faggot. I'll make sure you die of alcohol poisoning.
>>9686294
kek
>>9686294
I only drink on holidays, cancer.
>>9686287
I think I understand but I have a headache and it's kind of hard to put into words what I'm getting out of talking with you. Anyway I'm probably gonna get my stuff fixed soon and rp/host again when I have the time, but this is me babbling on needlessly.
>>9686290
Oh. I still do that occasionally when I see something that can be done but nobody else is doing it.
>mobileposter
I see. Anyway that's because the layout on my devices is pretty much the same as the desktop setup.
Anyways, I'm gonna go pass out, I'll see you guys and gals later.
>>9686335
Pick one, cocksucker.
>>9686335
Congrats, today is the beginning of Summer Break
>>9686335
eat shit kamina
>>9686346
>March
>>9686343
see ya
>>9686346
D-Dentist day since it's already passed...
>>9686347
>summer break
Where?
>>9686335
June, 2017 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:
1 Dare Day
1 Flip a Coin Day
2 National Bubba Day
2 National Doughnut Day always the first Friday in June
2 National Rocky Road Day
3 National Trails Day First Saturday in June
3 Repeat Day (I said "Repeat Day")
4 Applesauce Cake Day
4 Hug Your Cat Day
4 Old Maid's Day
5 World Environment Day
6 National Gardening Exercise Day- Get out and exercise with your plants.
6 National Yo-Yo Day
7 National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
8 Best Friends Day
>>9686346
You fucked up
>>9686351
Everywhere
>>9686350
>Americucks date format
What the fuck did I walk into? Did someone shit in Kamina's kellogs and try to pass it off as raisin bran?
>>9686352
What's Old Maid's day?
>>9686361
that's not the case here
>>9686352
>4 Hug Your Cat Day
>8 Best Friends Day
:)
>>9686371
It's where you give thanksthanthe maids that are too old to give the D to.
>>9686352
>National Bubba Day
When is Opposite Day and Annoy Squidward Day
>>9686386
o-oh
>>9686393
On the same day. Unfortunately, the opposite part cancels out the annoy part.
>>9686376
I'll be your best friend anon
>>9686407
There's a pretty huge chance we won't get along but okay
>>9686397
God I want to blow a load into Shimakaze's fertile womb so badly.
>>9686407
>>9686413
>>9686414
same
>summerfags
I have a penis
>>9686432
Even better
>>9686432
Nobody mentioned you, cosplay-kun.
>>9686432
That's nice, sweetie
>>9686439
>>9686444
O-Okay.
Hi, I'm a skeleton with a murder fetish but guns just don't do the trick against most tributes here. Can somebody imbue me with special powers to like, make the air explode or shoot lasers?
>>9685969
Thanks Eric. You look a bit spooked though, what's up? And yes, I am aware that he's probably in bed now. I'm not a numbskull (idiot)
>>9686449
>tfw really want to rp to this
Fuck you
>>9686449
I might know a way. But it will cost you.
Good morning lads. Time for breakfast.
>>9686462
I will find you and cut your skin off with a butter knife.
>>9686449
Will a sword do the trick for you?
>>9686462
Go to Hell for this crime against food.
>>9686449
No, but I can teach you how to tap into that power that keeps you together.
>>9686449
>The God of Skeletons flies up from the depths of the underworld and before you. His size towering over the lonesome skeleton to the point where you can't even see the bones within Skeleton God's shadow.
Hello. It is I, the Skeleton God. We have been looming over you for a while now, Craig. We can grant you 1 power of our choice. But the question is; Do you believe you have what it takes to abuse said power within it's own limits? If you successfully do so, we may grant you even greater powers in the future.
Creamy goodness.
>>9686476
Do you want it to be a rusty butter knife?
Mmmm
>Bloody Bunny appears, and slumps into a seat.
>>9686449
They don't? Hm.... well, that's good to know. ...Assuming I had the capability to do that, which I don't, what would stop you from using them on me?
>>9686449
I still got a few hours left in me skeleton dude, and I'm pretty sure if there was any way to make these games any easier somebody would've abused that power by now.
>>9686462
Since when did peter pan get his own brand of peanut butter?
>>9686479
1000 degree rusty butter knife experiment
>mfw dreamed that Reigen Arataka brushed my teeth in bed
>it felt really good and I fell asleep, then the next day my teeth were loose and I lost 4 of them right away, then more later
>>9686483
>those stains on the board
I will find you and fucking kill you, this is triggering my autism like mad
You better clean them up you piece of shit
>>9686487
When Michael Jackson wanted to put his nuts in every little boys mouth without legal repercussions.
>>9686491
I'd tell you "eat shit hahaha" but I don't know if you'll be able to do that now
>>9686491
I almost shit myself laughing at you just now.
>>9686456
You sound conflicted. You want me, but you can not have me because of your innate rudeness. I mean seriously what was that even about just then?
>>9686459
Will it cost me a bone? I've got 206 of those, I think I can spare one or two. Not three, though. No power is worth the cost of three bones. I'll look like an idiot.
>>9686468
It needs to be a magical sword that shoots out fire and stuff. And maybe make it so it can turn into a gun, yeah! That sounds nice. Really nice.
>>9686473
You mean SKELETON MAGIC? Tell me, are you...also a skeleton? Or some kind of necromancer maybe?
>>9686474
>The skeleton cranes his neck up to look at the massive, imposing figure towering before him but snaps it in the process. His head falls off and rolls to the floor, but that does nothing to hinder the skeleton's excitement.
HOLY SHIT, one power? Of my choosing? And all I need to do is abuse the heck outta it? Because I can tell you, I know all about abuse. My Dad ran me over with his truck once, that's pretty damned abusive. He also dropped a bowling bawl on me back in 2005, gave me brain damage. Don't know how that happened, you know, due to the absence of a brain but my point still stands. I'll even shoot that cosplayer's dick off if I need to show you how abusive I can be!
>>9686491
You lost them in your dream? Or actually lost them?
>>9686493
Make me.
>>9686496
>>9686497
w-what's with you and shit...
>>9686503
I dreamed that I lost them
They're perfectly fine irl
>>9686502
I have to go to my job in 12 minutes.
Fuck you.
>>9686504
Fuck do you mean "make me" you cunt, what do you expect me to do? Fucking reach through the computer screen and slap your shit silly?
Lad you're dipping in some serious shit here, clean those goddamn stains when you're finished
>>9686504
Is this in real time? I swear to fucking god if I find out who this is
>>9686502
Bring me the greatest sword forged by Masamune. If you do this, I shall teach you how to fire lasers.
>>9686486
Literally nothing at all, I'm afraid. In fact, high chance I'd try and kill you with them straight after you granted me the power. Yeah...it's a problem.
>>9686487
The arenas are different man. You ever wondered how you can just waltz in and just go and kill any dude you want? There's some higher power at work in there, making sure that everyone can kill everybody. Outside the arena is different, though. Everybody's at their maximum potential, and that's what makes it so much sweeter to kill them. Because they aren't being gimped. It's the thrill of the kill! Least that's how I see it. Also people are expecting to get killed in the arena so that makes it less fun. The surprise that they're also gonna get shot outside of the arena is pretty fun too
>>9686507
I'd like to sympathize with your cause but you're being a dick, so I won't. Enjoy it! Not really though, that was sarcasm.
>>9686504
the fuck am I looking at
>>9686505
If it was in your dream, you are grinding your teeth in your sleep. The brain picks up on this, and does weird shit during your deep sleep cycle.
>>9686502
>The massive Skeletal God waves his hand above the skeleton's general location. The skull that has fumbled off from Craig's head now magically floats back into place and snaps itself onto his neck once more.
You get to have one power of our choosing. Not your own choosing. We have an assortment of random situational powers that we can bestow upon you. In order to get more powers and eventually your own power, you must abuse the power to your fullest extent until we are satisfied with your outcomes.
If you believe you can accomplish this, then I shall bring out the mystical object that will choose this power for you.
>The huge skeleton reaches into a pocket inside it's flowing cape, and within the skeleton's hands, is a giant wheel fit for knife throwing. He places this wheel flat onto the ground sideways with a loud THUD, ready to be spun.
Are you ready, Craig?
>>9686524
I think it's because I have a wisdom tooth coming... I hope I can keep it.
But yeah maybe I did this time.
>>9686491
I wish i could have stupid dreams like this, the last interesting dream i had was about me and my naked aunt alone in a bedroom, and that wasn't fun at all.
>got crawdads out of my lake
>look like mini lobsters
They're cute
>>9686520
>The stuffed rabbit blinks softly, raising an eyebrow.
...Hmmm... if I'm not mistaken, that's not the only thing that higher power does- it also brings people back after the fight. And that sort of safety net changes things. It makes killers out of noncombatants, giving them an excuse, that the deaths they cause won't be permanent. And it makes people lenient- in a place where death has no permanence, people care a lot less about it. Threatening to kill outside the arena has weight, permanence, and consequence.
You should watch your back, skeleton, lest you make enemies due to your goals.
>>9686538
That can cause it as well since a loose tooth will move back and forth with slight pressure in your mouth. You could be grinding your teeth slightly. Or messing with it with your tongue in your sleep. As for the Reigen part... I've got no explanation.
>>9686553
Even cuter after you boil them.
>>9686558
It's because reigen is a sexy beast
>>9686565
Could Aikawa have a secret man crush?
>>9686544
That doesn't sound fun at all... eww!
>>9686553
CUTE! Do not kill!
>>9686558
Is grinding teeth bad?
>>9686569
No way!
>>9686561
>boiling something when you get nothing in return
It might make them look cuter but that's stupid anon
>>9686519
>The skeleton taps his fingers together, and gives the anon an inquisitive look.
Masawhone? I don't even know to begin with that. Ya got any hints for a poor skeleton such as myself?
>>9686526
>Craig listens intently as the Skeletal God speaks, each word spoken arousing his murder boner more and more. When the Skeletal God places the wheel on the ground, Craig is metaphorically slobbering all over it.
Holy heck - I just, I can't believe this is real. This is really real, isn't it? A brand new power for me to MURDER people with! Or aid in murdering - either way, I can't thank you enough, Skeletal God. Really, this is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I am READY!
>Holding back tears (what) and choking down his cries of joy (in order to not appear wimpy before his great God), Craig grips the wheel with all the strength he can muster from his muscleless arms and spins it.
>>9686556
You raise an interesting point, weird rabbit thing. In fact, I never thought about making enemies before. I always assumed that my lovable, boyish charms would deter any attempts on my life after I do some murdering of my own, but I realise now that's an unlikely thing. Speaking of murder, I've never talked about my murders before, either. Well, never talked about my victims at least. I'd like you to hear about them, it's quite a list. Would you like to hear it? Please say yes, I'm dying to tell you about the people I've killed! Or anybody that'll listen, really. I just really like murder.
>tfw have a massive headache
get the funeral ready plrase
>>9686578
I can not. You must prove yourself worthy through this challenge.
You know, it’s funny how whenever you quote the first part of a string of dialogue from a popular movie you can get folks from that fandom to join in on quoting the general back-and-forth of it.
In fact, it reminds me of the babe…
>>9686578
>Once the wheel was spun round and round by the small, but eager skeleton, the wheel started playing party music full of horns and people yelling "YEAH!" under a ghostly filter. The wheel spun for what seemed like a few hours, but due to both of them being undying, this didn't really seem to matter.
>After the wheel finally stopped turning, a loud airhorn went off to signify that it had done it's job. Confetti and streamers shot out from the top of the wheel and showered Craig with all of it's glory.
If you do not like this choice, you have 1 free spin.
>>9686614
>shoots you, and the next person to do this to prevent the chain reaction.
>>9686624
Fuck off Guts.
>>9686614
What babe?
>>9686631
TRIAL BY STONE!
>>9686598
>Bloody Bunny shrugs, leaning back in his chosen seat and producing a can of beer from... somewhere. He cracks it open and takes a sip.
Well, it's not like I have anywhere better to be... fire away.
>>9686631
The babe with the power, I presume.
>>9686629
No, I would have used this image.
https://x0.at/aZV.webm
feels good man
>>9686636
Fuck.
>>9686640
What power? You mean the power of voodoo?
>>9686642
Hail is comfy af
>>9686642
Where are the refugees?
>use shushu
>go to an image
>direct location
>shows its ip
What the fuck
>>9686607
>>9686607
Prove? I don't like the words "prove" and "worthy." The trials and tribulations tied to words like "prove" and "worthy" often suggests acts of selflessness, heroism and righteousness. Those are three things that I am not, sir anon. Can you at least tell me this: for this challenge, can I be none of those things and still be able to complete it?
>>9686621
>The skeleton sits cross-legged at the wheel, his attention never diverting from its spinning. Eventually he starts drowning out the sound of everything but the sound of the spinning wheel.
>Finally, the spinning stops. Craig springs up from his seat and lets out a cry of joy as confetti and streams decorate his bones. A new, kickass power for him to use! And it's free! And the only condition is that he has to abuse it - which he is TOTALLY capable of doing.
YES! That's a great power! I like how it goes with the whole skeleton theme, too. A really nice touch, I must say.
>The skeleton then begins to consider the free spin.
But...I don't know how useful it could be. I haven't noticed many gravestones in my time spent here. Maybe if we went to a graveyard area one time, but...yeah. I know these are situational powers, but that might be too situational. I'm gonna try my luck again.
>And so, the skeleton spins the wheel again.
>>9686651
Try loading a semi trailer while it's hailing. It can actually get loud enough to damage hearing.
>>9686657
there are none baka
>>9686651
especially since it's 30°C (86F)outside right now!
Why is it hailing at this heat anyway?
>>9686626
Nice, treat them well!
>>9686660
Yes. It is not to prove yourself worthy, but to show you have the ability to master this technique.
>>9686668
>germany
>no refugees
pick one
>>9686640
Yeah! That's great to hear my fluffy friend. Recline back in your seat and enjoy your beer, because this is gonna be good. For me, mostly. I really don't know how much enjoyment you'll get from this.
Anyways, it all began with Emi, the eldritch fox. I shot her dead to prove a point - that she wasn't so scary. At that time I believed most things could simply be shot dead, but you'll soon find out how wrong I was...
Second kill - I think, anyways. I might've been too rushed up on that first kill to remember killing anyone else, but that doesn't matter. Second kill, ghost girl named Fluorette. She insisted she was a ghost, so I shot her with an arrow to see if she was. She faded into nothing afterwards, so I'm guessing she was telling the truth and that was like, a magic arrow or something.
Third kill - Shimakaze. This is actually a two for one combo because I killed some anime girl, tore out her skeleton, and placed myself inside of her. I used that disguise to lure Shimakaze, where I would later shoot him dead.
Fourth - Emi again. Once again, to prove a point. Apparently she wasn't in "death machine" mode both times though so whatever. Still killed her.
Fifth - Kosaku Kiwa..something. He was my longest, drawn-out kill yet. Had to chase him to a lake and shoot him in the water, but I ended up running out of ammo. Held his head underwater 'til he drowned.
I'm kinda running out of words here, but that's the gist. Wanna hear the attempted murders too?
>>9686679
Tried that. Got written up. Not allowed to have anything blocking our ears while on equipment.
>>9686686
One of the smaller ones.
>>9686701
Seriously? Man that's bullshit.
>>9686716
Cute!
>>9686660
>Once again, the wheel is spun. This time with a different musical choice of party pop music. The wheel eventually stops just as before, and confetti and streamers once again shower the skeleton once it reaches its conclusion.
This shall be your newest power, Craig. Your bones will no longer be just made of bone, but also have a mixture of steel packed in. It can be turned on and off at your own will so you can become lightweight again. Just be careful not to get too close to magnets or metal detectors.
Do you wish to own this power, or do you wish to continue living out your normal skeleton life?
>>9686672
I just gotta master a technique, huh? Well that's great! As you might've noticed, I'm undead, which means I have all the time in the world to master it. All the time in the world to learn brand new ways to slaughter people...
>Craig says dreamily, thinking up all of the ways to slice and dice people. Many images flash into his mind.
I accept your challenge, faceless man.
>>9686700
>>9686640
Oh, I forgot the part where you "soon find out how wrong I was." That's in the attempted murder list.
>>9686716
They claimed it was so we could properly hear other equipment users horns as we went in and out of the trailers. The place is run by idiots. They hire back people fired for failing drug tests because they can't keep the place staffed fully.
>>9686701
>be deafened permanently
>have all sound muffled until you take the headset off
The better of the choices is OBVIOUSLY the first one.
>>9686740
Yes. But as I said, the place is run by idiots.
>>9686720
Steel bones? STEEL BONES!? Holy shit dude, that's...that's....that's STEEL BONES! STEEL BONES! FRICK my normal skeleton life, I'm taking steel bones any day of the week! Just you watch, I'm totally gonna punch some guy or girl to death with my fists of steel. Just you wait man! Just you wait.
>Craig clasps his hands and bows to the Skeletal God.
I will cherish this power and do right by you, Skeletal God. I will not let you down, I swear it. I can feel it in my bones. My STEEL BONES.
>>9686700
>Bunny gets comfortable, listening to the murder skeleton regale him with tales of slaughter. He gives an amused chuckle as he hears of the anime-girl-skeleton trick, before blinking in a bit of confusion at the mention of Emi having a "death machine mode".
...I didn't know she had something like that.
>>9686734
Well, how wrong were you?
>>9686720
A metal skeleton. That's definitely interesting... and if you'll excuse me for the pun, it's also metal as fuck.
>>9686761
An example of their stupidity. This pallet of alcohol was considered perfectly fine to stack a pallet of 56 cases of wine on. Each case has 12 bottles. That's 672 bottles of wine weighing over 2,000 pounds being moved on top of 12 spaced boxes of alcohol.
It tipped, and almost fell on an employee. They blamed it on swing shift recievers, when it was recieved, and tipped, by dayshift.
>>9686765
>The skeleton god opens his flowing coat and a magical aura flows out from it. It soon strikes Craig, zapping him. The shock is so bad, it feels like it's draining the (after)life from his bones, knocking Craig out and down onto the ground, forming a pile of his bones.
>The Skeleton God then descends back into the underworld from which he came. It may seem like Craig was just fucking killed, but that's not the case. Craig was reawakened so to speak. And once he wakes up from nap, he'll soon rediscover himself within the Arena, using his newfound powers.
>>9686770
Oh yeah, apparently she starts vibrating violently and gets glowing eyes. They make a big deal out of her because she killed Cthulhu or some shit. Big deal, in the arena a stupid rock could kill Cthulhu. And before you say it - no, I'm not jealous, okay? And before you say "I wasn't going to say that" just know that I don't care for it, because at the end of the day I'm still not jealous.
So, on the topic of how wrong I was - well, let's start with the Red Riding Brat. Whatever her name is. I shoot her, but she dives behind some cover and starts throwing grenades at me. Needless to say I don't last a second once the nades start getting thrown around, I get blown the frick out. Gun wasn't very good in that situation. It was pretty cool though, the entire forest caught on fire and I bit her nose. Good times.
Second time - girl named Karen. Missed all my gunshots, ended up chasing her down into the sewers (after losing an entire army of skeletons along the way.) Go to get the fatal shot in, run out of ammo. "Click." Sewer alligator eats me.
Third time - I can't remember her name, but she's always saying "peace peace" and calls me hone onii-chan. Tried shooting her, but she knocked my bullets out of the air with SNOWBALLS. Snowballs were enough to counter my gun, crazy right?
Fourth time - happened today. Crusader crushed my skull in half with his boot. I tried using skeleton antics with my detached arm to try and shoot him in the back, but his magic stopped it.
As you can see, not very reliable, right? I need something more. I need MAGIC, because every tribute here seems to have it. How can a gun compete against magic?
>>9686786
Yeah that uh... That doesn't look too safe.
>>9686786
Oops. I was thinking of a different stack. That one is 24-26 cases. But it did tip. And the person passed a ua, fespite getting high on lunch break every day.
This next pic is considered a good stack.
>>9686770
I am aware that this does look it does seem like I'm just talking at you, and I'll admit - that's entirely the case. You've been a good venting buddy, I appreciate it.
>have to take a piss
>too tired to get up
The worst fucking feel
>>9686819
I'll be your urinal!
>KK
>>9686808
>>9686812
>Bunny nods, nursing the beer in his hand (paw?) as he listens. His eyebrow does go up a few times- the first at the mention of Cthulhu in the arena, the second with the snowballs. He then nods.
It's fine, and thank you. ...Hm. Perhaps some sort of middle ground. A gun that shoots magic, perhaps? ...I don't exactly know where to get one, though.
>>9686824
You could find a mage and have them make you some magic ammo. That way you can just change clips to change the magic you shoot.
>>9686842
>clips
Fucking triggered.
>>9686787
>Craig awakens in the underbrush of a forest, rubbing his aching skull. When he opens his jaws a stream of smoke pours out. I dunno why, it just does.
Huh? Did I just get rused?
>He glances at his body only to realise all of his bones have been coated with a layer of steel. With a though his bones return to their original form, and with another they return to steel. Original, steel, original, steel. He jumps up from the ground and starts punching trees with his steel bones, crying out in ecstasy when he sees the dents he's leaving in them.
YES! YES! I'm gonna kill Karen, I'm gonna kill "peace peace" girl, I'm gonna kill that stupid Red Riding BRAT IDIOT and I'm gonna kill that Crusader MORON IDIOT DICK! All in your name, Skeletal God! All for you! And myself...and my raging murder bone I've got.
Eh. I should really calm down, I'm a murder, not a psychopath. No need for the sperg out.
>>9686824
A gun that shoots magic would be kickass! I've got this guy I know and I'll have to run "magic gun" by him next time I see him. He's got this giant wheel and can give people superpowers, he's kinda awesome.
JUST WAIT TIL I GET THROUGH BECAUSE
I'M BAD, I'M BAD SHAMONE!
>>9686850
Hm. Really, now. ...I wouldn't mind some superpowers, myself.
>>9686875
Yeah, though I don't think he'd help you out. He's a giant skeleton, so I'm not really sure if he'd offer his services to you. Anyways...
>Craig slides his hand into his ribcage, then pulls out a gun on the rabbit.
Given our conversation, you know, about me murdering or tying to murder everyone I meet you might've been expecting for things to reach this point. Am I right? Or is this somehow a surprise to you? I really do like ya man but it's the murder bone, I can't do a thing about it. Actually, it's probably a mix between the murder bone and brain damage. Very likely, in fact.
shitpost kero~
>>9686912
You already did that one
>>9686925
I'm burnt out these days. I don't even have the will to shitpost.
>>9686896
>The rabbit sighs softly, seemingly put out by the skeleton drawing the gun on him.
Well, yes, but I had assumed my warning about making enemies was enough to dissuade you from doing such to me outside the arena. It seems I was mistaken.
>Bloody Bunny draws literally the only weapon he has on him at the moment, his katana.
Besides. I fancy myself as being one of those people you were complaining about, to whom guns outside the arena aren't as effective as one would first think.
>>9686934
Oh shit, really?
>The skeleton hastily tucks his gun back inside of his ribcage, acting as if he hadn't done anything.
Yeah, never mind then. Ooh boy, I guess your words really dug into my skull then, huh? Usually I wouldn't hesitate, even after being threatened like that.
Soooo, quick question, entirely unrelated to what's happening right now - you know, the whole attempted murder thing. But I wanna know: are ya able to cut through steel?
>>9686957
>Bunny raises an eyebrow, before deciding to run with it... examining the blade in his paws.
Well... I haven't exactly been cut-...
>He then blinks, stopping in his tracks, before giving a wide smile.
...I mean, testing it all that much. After all... there's not much reason for one to need to do something like that, is there? But I don't think I'd put it past this blade, honestly. Especially considering how I came to find it...
>Yeah, Bunny's rolling for bluff here. Also, he's slowly making his way to an escape route. Or... at least, what he believes to be an escape route.
>>9687008
>Craig advances towards the rabbit, flashing him his own wide smile as his hand slithers back into his rib cage.
I saw it there. Hesitation. Uncertainty. And also you're admitting it right now that you have NO idea what'll happen if you try and hack away at steel. I've always been a gambling man, rabbit. I mean, I've always been a gambling skeleton, rabbit. And my odds right now? They're about 1:20. Except flipped around because I said that wrong, I meant to say 20:1. Actually, we don't know what the odds are at all so I don't know why I'm saying them. We don't even have any evidence to conjecture with, so...
>Craig gets pulled into his own world, entirely forgetting about the rabbit's presence as he rattles on about stupid shit.
Would you guys be okay with a game without winscreen? Because I'm not really up to make one right now. Also how many are lurking
>>9687066
Hello there!
>>9687066
Winscreens ain't mandatory, so you're good.
>>9687066
Lurking!
>>9687066
Yes, please.
>>9687066
>>9687060
>Rabbit takes this opportunity to exit stage left, away from the skeleton.
>>9687066
Reporting, I'm fine with it.
Alright then. First 24.
>>9687096
Emi
>>9687096
Draco
>>9687096
Kumiko Oumae
>>9687096
Bloody Bunny
>>9687096
Zeri
>>9687096
Seiga Kaku
>>9687096
Adrian Rollini
>>9687110
kys
>>9687096
Lord Beerus
>>9687096
Me and the boys
>>9687096
Levi Ackerman
>>9687096
Baki Hanma
>>9687096
Ryougi Shiki
I need 10 more.
>>9687096
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9687096
Youmu Konpaku
>>9687096
Bradley
>>9687130
Joe Rushton
>>9687130
Cucksilver.
>>9687130
Ririchiyo
>>9687130
ISIS destroyer
>>9687130
Mafurako
>>9687130
Dante
>>9687096
Eggman-kun
Are we good to go?
>>9687157
Thanks man.
>Eggman-kun
>>9687156
Swaps done. Lets go.
>>9687096
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9687156
I'm all set up and ready over here.
>>9687166
Too slow.
>>9687164
Day one.
>>9687156
Looks good to me.
>>9687164
>Bloody Bunny wasn't the one driving, of course. He wouldn't be able to reach the pedals... and besides, he's definitely over the limit at the moment.
>>9687174
Night one.
>>9687173
Shut up.
>>9687174
>Bunny takes this opportunity to test his katana against the steel in the car.
>...Just as he suspected, no dice. If he's not getting through the steel in another sword's blade, he's not getting through any other steel.
>>9687183
>Bunny tells a creepy story about a possessed doll.
>>9687183
Day two.
>>9687185
You're not my boss. I'll talk all I want!
...
I have no idea what to say now.
>>9687193
Night two.
>>9687193
>It takes all of the small stuffed rabbit's weight to suffocate someone.
>...Bloody Bunny isn't exactly sure why he didn't just stab him. Perhaps Levi disarmed the rabbit first or something.
>>9687203
Day three
>>9687203
Why must I keep dieing so horribly.
>>9687218
Whoops.
>>9687218
Like the horror of forgetting something?
>>9687225
>whips out dick
Want some?
>>9687231
No. Put it away before I cut it off!
>>9687222
Day four.
>>9687225
Perhaps. Or forgetting that you died.
>>9687236
>puts it away
>feels your ass
It doesn't mean I'll stop trying
>>9687197
Then stay quiet!
>>9687237
>Bunny makes the opportunity to make some small talk... and hopefully find out about his guests' weaknesses and strengths.
>>9687245
>she draws her Roukanken and slices off one of your hands.
>>9687256
.....
>>9687252
Day five.
>>9687268
>Ah, the thrill of the hunt.
>>9687268
Night five.
How do I stay focused
>>9687274
>I'm not exactly sure what this entails as I'm not a Narutofag, so here's a bunny on a surfboard.
>>9687274
The Feast.
>>9687275
You put away your distractions.
>>9687277
You get a faggots eye, allowing you to see gY shit before it happens. The downside? You get aids as well.
>>9687282
>gY
I need to type slower.
>>9687281
Skipped a little peace.
Day seven.
>>9687287
Calling it now. The touhou fuck wins.
>>9687287
Night seven.
Since Me and the boys killed the rabbit they now need some advice on how to cook it.
>>9687282
...Remind me to tear it out and exchange it for an eyepatch then.
>>9687287
>Ded rabbit.
>>9687300
Day eight.
Its over guys.
>>9687298
Jinxed it real good there.
>>9687316
Congratulations Adrian.
>>9687316
>the cancer did not win.
I'm okay with this.
>>9687320
Placements
>>9687325
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9687320
Well done.
>Thanks for the quick game. Time for sleep.
>>9687325
I appreciate it.
>>9687327
>>9687335
>>9687337
You're welcome folks.
I'm gonna grab something to drink and then perhaps go again.
>>9687325
Thanks mate
>>9687325
Thanks for hosting dude
>>9687325
>Thanks for the quick game,
and congratulations.
>just missed a game
>>9687337
>cums in your eye.
>runs off to kill shit with my puyo puyo weapons on phantasy star portable 2
>>9687345
MIMA
>>9687325
Congratulations, Adrian.
Thanks for the host, Gordo.
>>9687348
He may do another in a few minutes.
>>9687350
>Fucking dies
>>9687351
Is dead, sorry anon
Malted chocolate milk tastes so good
>>9687391
>>9687391
>>9687391
>>9687391
Lets go.
Dental plan.