ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What do you think of

>>9681858
gr8

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>>9681704
>GF
>She tries very hard to contain her excitement, she really does. Not very well, considering that like, but she tries.
>Caitlin distracts herself by ordering rose tea and white wine.
Such a shame. I am glad I could be the one to treat you to-
>>9681827
... You wished to see Siebold, yes? There he goes.

>>9681814
uh
do you need someone to talk to
>>9681868
...we dont have many in hoenn?

>>9681899
>Dubsfail
>FUCK
>Caitlin's narcolepsy kicks in - she passes out, slumping to the side onto Mina

>>9681921
I can't exactly export pokemon, my boss has us restricted to Johto.

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>>9681858
I don't know much about the trials but I've always wanted to go to Alola but people keep finding me when I try to stow away on their boats.

>>9681950
Is this some kind of shit Cata needs to know about?
>>9681953
Hypnosis

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>>9681899
...He's kind of a freak.
Anyway, thanks for-
>>9681923
Uh, uh, uh, fuck.
>Kiss her and hope this works.

>>9681786
"Oh. OH. That stone. Yes, it's in Steven's personal collection. Would you like to make an appointment?"

>>9681921
i need a lot of things but i can handle that one myself

probably

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Is weird if your Pokemon is racist? I'm worried it reflects badly on me. People will assume I taught him to be that way.

>>9681974
Nah, I'm just a breeder, and I treat my Sentret with care, they're such valuable creatures, their eyes are sharp, and their ability to stay still, undetected for hours and hours on end is incredible!

>>9682015
okay talk to me then
>>9681950
>>9682042
...ok

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>>9681899
(*considering that link)
(How did I miss that typo the first time)
>>9681988
>Dubs
>This is some fairy tail type shit man
>She's awake. Confused at first, but it doesn't take long to figure out what's going on and kiss back.

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>>9681974
I suppose that would work but won't the other humans notice when one is missing?

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>>9682012
Sure thing.
I would appreciate that.

>>9682061
i mean
with myself
talking to myself
as people do

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>>9682121
Uh. You alright? Is that normal?
>Give her another kiss, keep it cool.
Uh. Sorry.
>Force a laugh.
>FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckIfuckedit.

>Far cry 5 takes place in Montana
Can't wait to see skitts in game

>>9682185
>The employee heads to the computer, frowning as she reads the information
"He's not actually here at the moment. I can either schedule an appointment for tomorrow or you can go talk to him at his home. I wouldn't suggest the latter."

>>9681988
>>9682288
holy fug

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>>9682441
What?

>>9682451
>that image
what the fug thats exactly like that one wak image
bones post it

>>9682346
That sounds like it's gonna be boring as hell.

>>9682451
FUG!

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>>9682469
What?

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>>9682395
Tomorrow works.
Not like I'm in a hurry or anything.
... Although, what's wrong with him at home?

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>>9682469
>>9682506
What?
>>9682513
Sup.

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>>9682346
(Why the fuck would you ever have anything take place in Montana? There's fucking nothing here. Might as well have it take place in the middle of the fucking Sahara desert for how much shit there is here.)
>>9682288
It happens a lot, but I doubt it is a good thing.
>There's a moment where she merely blinks at Mina, tilting her head slightly.
There is nothing to be sorry for.
>Caitlin pours a glass of wine and plants a kiss on Mina's cheek.
Wine? I cannot drink it, but I figured you may like to try it.

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Why didn't you douchebags vote for me?

>>9682577
>Dubsfail
>Again
>Kissing is too much for Caitlin to handle, I guess.
>Narcolepsy: episode two: return to unconsciousness
>The rule I made when I first picked her up has never been this relevant, fuck me

>>9682602
You're a lizard.
A not the good kind.

>>9682577
>>9682605
>inb4 dubs awakening again

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>>9682558
Hello.

>>9682529
"Aside from the fact it's the middle of the night and most people prefer if their work stays at work? He likes to drink on weekends."

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>>9682577
>Mina forces a laugh.
Thanks, uh, I'll try some. Why can't you a-
>>9682605
>it's cool dude, maybe I'll have Mina give her soda or something.
...Aw fug.
>Kiss the gf again.

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>>9682646
What's up?
>>9682666
WHAT?!

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>>9682674
You, most likely.
Not much.

>>9682666
holy fug

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>>9682694
Eh, I'm mostly down right now. Waiting on an airplane.
What are you up to?
>>9682724
WHAT?

>>9682743
...Have you ever fugged yourself?
Sixty feet of dick has to be a lot to deepthroat, but you're also like... how long?

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>>9682666
>666
>Satanic kiss
>What is she a succubus or something
>Time to wake the fuck up
I am so sorry. This is abnormal, even for me.
>A waiter is waved down by Caitlin.
I know this is a strange request, but can you find a can of "Redline" for me? It would be greatly appreciated.
>Rolling for if the waiter can find any
>With that done she turns back to Mina
Now, what were you asking?

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>>9682782
>Probably.
>Don't worry you're gonna love the septfail kiss where Mina straight out eats Caitiln.
>I mean vore, not the licc.
Uh... Right.
>Mina forces an awkward laugh.
Why can't you drink alcohol?

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>>9682743
An airplane? I assume you're waiting for someone else?
Not a lot, just working on some accessories for a recent project, and a uh, gift.

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>>9682763
Nah I save it for anyone whose interested. Like... Eighty. I swear I get longer every few weeks.
Mega form is like 120 feet.
>>9682820
Latias.
>Curious fugsnake sound.
Gift? Accessories? Don't hold out on me, dude.

>>9682858
Holy
Moly

>>9682858
Dude I'm interested in just seeing the damn thing, it must be incredible.

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>>9682782
>The waiter returns with a can of Redline, passing it to the psychic. Her thanks is rushed, Caitlin twisting off the lid and chugging the entire thing right there, face twisted in disgust.
>250 mgs of caffeine all at once, this bitch ain't sleeping unless it's tripsfail or higher. >>9682815
>Too much hair man, she'll die from intestinal blockage.
Because I am a light weight. A drunk Psychic is a bad time for everyone involved, especially powerful ones such as those apart of the League. It is incredibly easy for a Psychic to lose control of themselves and hurt someone when under the influence.

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>>9682858
>80'
>Unimpressed French scoff
I've seen bigger.

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>>9682858
Ah, her. She stopped by a while ago, seemed nice enough.
Some junk to spice up my newly made and not entirely tested hoverbone. An old vertical style flag. Maybe something else, haven't decided yet.
The gift is uh, for my husband. It's a surprise, even though I'm fairly certain he has a good idea of what it is.

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>>9682662
... Right.
Well, guess I'll come back tomorrow then, for the appointment. Thank you.

>>9682743
"Should be almost done"
"Got an appointment scheduled for tomorrow, hopefully"
"Better than nothing"

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>>9682912
Yep.
>>9682915
Two.
Two thing.
Things.
Plural.
>>9682977
I'll be up to 130' in dick size and longer in physical length by the time the month is out.
Gotta stick to my diet.
>>9683016
She's a good girl. Better than Groudon and Kyogre.
Niiice. Put a spike on the front. Make it a murderbone.
Heh. Cute.
>>9683036
"Alright nerdplane. Glad I didn't have to bust you the fug out."

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>>9682955
>I will eat the psychic one day, just you wait.
>Mina laughs a bit, relaxing.
Right, I understand. Uh, we can leave soon if need be?
>Try some of that red wine, try not to think about kissing your girlfriend back to consciousness like three times.
>Man places out of Alola are weird.

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>>9683054
Oui? And? This changes nothing. I have still seen bigger.

Huh, didn't know legendaries posted here.
...Does Jirachi post here? I guess I have a tiny wish.
I wish my boss would listen to my ideas!

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>>9683117
Maaaan I'm trying to sleep.
>Ding.
Doooone.

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>>9683117
You must be new here.

>>9683141
Thank you! I'll pay you back somehow someday I swear!

>>9683117
>>9683141
(Sorry I didn't specify. Anon's boss is going to listen to him but he probably won't accept all his ideas.)

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>>9683080
>Wonk wonk
>Just gotta wait for the 6th mini wishening or something
>She frowns a bit
But.... We did not eat yet. I would be a poor girlfriend if we did not eat after I offered dinner.
What would you like to get? I am sure Siebold would allow us to take the food and wine with us, if we wished.

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>>9683089
...
>>9683141
Hey, Jis. I wish I was physically longer and my dicks and mega form made sense in comparison.
Thanks.

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>>9683054
I wouldn't know, but I'm inclined to take your word on that.
The idea crossed my mind, I'll admit, but I wouldn't want to accidentally launch it through someone if/when I fall off of it. Might beef up the front end with more plating instead, dunno.
..You don't even know what it is though.

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>>9683054
"Yeah. That's good. Still, thanks for being there for me and all that"
>Latias floats out of the building
So, anything you want to do now?

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>>9683179
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>Last three numbers are added to base form length.
>Feel free to cut the last two/one numbers out and make them 0s.
>Then scale mega form as you please.

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>>9683179
Oh? What's wrong, Fug?

>>9682955
250mg caffeine aint nothin kid

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>>9683189
Trust me they're dicks.
Pff, that's a better idea. Make it a spike you have to press a button to make it stick out, I dunno.
Dooooo I?
>>9683193
No problem.
Uhhh... I got nothin'.
>>9683223
Thanks.
>283 feet
>I'll make base form 280, Mega is at uh... 320' dicks are at like... 170'.
>>9683237
Nothin'.

>>9683286
(RIP, still outclassed by Barbaracle, who are at about 200 feet long)

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>>9683260
(It is for someone for actively avoids caffeine drinks.)
>>9683290
(260' for the longest, anon. Siebold's Barbaracle is 240' or so.)
>>9683286
Ah, well. You seem fairly... Quiet.

>>9683319
(I used the idea that barnacle dicks are 50 times body height, so the average barbaracle is 4'03", so about 200 on average)

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>>9683174
>Lewwwd.
Uh...
>She looks at the menu blankly.
...What do you usually get?

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>>9683286
I believe you.
..Hm, that's a good idea too. Would have to mess with the internals to put in a piston though.
...Do you?

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>>9683286
...
Right.
>Sigh, and sit in awkward silence for a moment

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>>9683290
(Yeah, Fug doesn't know. Plz don't make him go up to like 400, this is going to get redic. He'll be able to literally eat the battle tree, plz.)
>>9683319
Naaaaaah, got an airplane to attend to. What are you up to, frenchie?
>>9683373
It'd be cooooooooooooool.
...Naaaah. If I wanted to know I'd get Deo to spy or somethin'.
>>9683397
>Poke the plane.
Have you even tried going up into the atmosphere or did you just assume you can't breathe up there?

>>9683432
So how big did you just get?

Hello.
What do you do when you discover you are the lesser of your family?

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>>9683333
(Barbaracle is based off of a goose barnacle, which is 65 times body height. The Discord had a two hour long discussion on what exactly Barbaracle's dicks would be like.)
(We didn't use the exact height for the measurement, however, so I guess the exact length for the longer end of the Barbacle dick spectrum would be 276'3")
>>9683432
I had to chase down Valerie and make her pay for a broken window and meal. Crazy whore.
What do you need an airplane for, nouille?
>>9683467
Become the best.

>>9683486
I cannot, I am born inferior to my brothers, and if I wished to even come close, I would require a human.

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>>9683343
... Ratatouille. Or mousse.
We could share the mousse, if you wish.

>>9682482
>>9682577
B-but it has a well armed murder cult
That's it
That's what Montana needs to make it cool a real life well armed murder cult faction
Oh
California, Oregon, Washington, and New york can have a well armed communist threshold trying to take over
Narco/Cartels taking larger regions of lower Nevada and Texas
All these subhuman assholes will be so fun to slaughter just think about it

>>9683486
>two hour long discussion
>on the size of a fictional animals dick
that's retarded

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>>9683432
I mean, I do need air, so I sorta figured going up there would be bad?
At least, without the protection of a psychic bubble.
(OOC, I'm treating Latias as being mortal. Lives a long time, and is powerful, but still needs air and food and such)

>>9683504
I take it you're a pokemon then?

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>>9683432
Yeah, it would be. Might just make a plate with some short spikes or studs I can bolt on whenever, save on the mechanical complexity.
You could just ask, you know.

>>9683583
Yes. One of the strongest, yet I am inferior to my brothers and... I am uncertain if there were sisters among them, we were separated early on, after we had all demonstrated our power. I was the weakest, the only one who could not use the power of the Stone alone.

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>>9683504
Then kill them.
... I kid, mon cher.
If you wish to
>>9683560
(That was an exaggeration in an attempt to be humorous, whoops. Sorry it didn't convey well. I think the actual discussion was like... Thirty minutes, tops? I didn't really keep track. There was a lot of discussion on dicks that day.)
>>9683545
(The only thing that would ever make Montana "cool" in any form would be an ice age.)
>>9683604
The only Pokemon who can Mega Evolve by himself is Rayquaza. Whoever told you otherwise was a fool.

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>>9683179
>>9683286
>>9683432
>"Wait until Ray gets a load of this"

>>9683604
You might want to explicitly state the species.

>>9683623
"If you wish to be the strongest than a human is only a minor bump in the road to acquire your dreams, non?"
(thanks me, thought I finished it.)

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>>9683623
>>9683643
Incorrect, my brothers demonstrated their power to do so using their chosen Stones before we were separated.

>>9683626
I thought it would be obvious. I am what Rocket branded "Mewtwo".

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>>9683444
280 feet.
>Holy fug I'm gonna need to keep a notepad with fug's length so I don't accidentally smolify him.
>>9683486
Latias. Gotta keep an eye on all these friggin' kids or they get in trouble.
>>9683561
Thaaaaaaat'll do it... Hm.
You wanna call it a day until tomorrow? I'm not sure what else is worth- ...We could bug Sun...?
>>9683602
Do it, stab me when you see me, bone man.
Alright, what's your secret thingy?

>>9683671
Just how many of you did Rocket make!?

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>>9683671
Yep, only mewtwo.
Uh
I'll be in the corner.

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>>9683671
An unnatural Pokemon can do something unnatural.
The only surprise here is that three of you monsters were made.
Perhaps you should train to be better in something they will not.

(Just gonna mentioned that this is the cap for Mewtwos. Three Mewtwos is enough, wait for X or Y to get dropped after this guys.)
>>9683673
Ah. So, not a literal airplane. The great Fug, a babysitter. This would be more surprising were you not already babysitting Ruby.

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>>9683673
Why would I stab you? You're pretty cool.
It's uh, it's a leash.
Since I've already got a collar and all that.

>>9683759
(*Mention. Current tense. Note to self: proofreading is a thing.)

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>>9683738
They created four of us, I suppose by technicality I am not the weakest, for one of us died before awakening, the other two chose their stones, and I was given both, but I could not master even one.

>>9683741
Hello brother. Or is it sister?

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>>9683759
(I'm probably going to drop M2Y. I'm not sure sorry, no clue what to do with him.)
>>9683783
Brother.

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>>9683673
...Maybe?
I was gonna head back to Alola to sleep anyways.
...
Thanks for the company, by the way.

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>>9683759
Ah, in my rush to reply to my brother I forgot you, apologies.
I have doubts I can become better than either of them, the one that chose X embraces his violent tendancies, he was easily capable of smashing through any wall put before him with either psychic force or brute strength; and the one that chose Y became gentle, but by no means weak, his mental abilities skyrocketed beyond my means.
I have no specialty, I am simply... the failure.

>>9683820
I suppose that is good to know, I'm your sister.

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>>9683671
>>9683741
>>9683783
>>9683820
Well this is some family reunion

>>9683826
It's pretty nice here.

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>>9683759
Ruby, most of the Hoenn legendaries. Yep.
I need to start asking for a wage.
>>9683766
Aw, I'm cool? How sweet.
Hah, that's gay. Tell 'em to give it a tug for me.
>>9683826
I'm game if you are. Leaaaad the way.
It's no problem, least I can do since Latios is MIA.

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>>9683844
No harm done, non?
Battling is not the only thing in life.
You could pursue contests. Musicals. It is your choice.
>>9683820
(That's a shame, but if you ever do decide to drop him let me know.)
>>9683874
And you would use that money for....?
Installing a strip bar in the Sky Tower?

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>>9683844
Niice to meet you. I'm sure you understand more of these concepts than I.
>>9683904
(Yeah I have no clue what to do with him besides like drop him on someone sooo dropped. Remove him from the charbin.)

>>9683904
It is what I was created for, and having the potential to be both my X and Y form as needed, but not being able to reach them? It is like there are holes in my body, aching to be filled.

>>9683951
Only because after Rocket collapsed I chose to study under Blaine. Unfortunately, he can not teach me everything, so I have decided to explore the wider world.

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>>9683864
Yeah, it is.
The locals are kind and respectful.
Plus, the environment is calming.
Got my first good night of sleep in a while there.

>>9683874
Well, I never really talked to him much anyways.
I figure if I get more comfortable with people, then I'll naturally have more friends to spend time with.

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>>9683874
Well, I'm finding it easy to talk to you. You're pretty uh.. chill? So uh, yeah.
Very. I'll be sure to.

>>9683904
Getting enough worshipers in one place to praise his sky pillars?
He could do whatever, dude.

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>>9683844
>>9684004
Maybe you were designed for a non combat situation.

>>9683951
(RIP)
(Maybe he will stay open long enough for you to get your creative juices running again)

>>9684004
Spend a night with me then.

>>9684042
Then why give me a Mega Stone at all?
More importantly, what could Rocket have wanted with a Mewtwo not designed for combat?

>>9684044
I am not sure what you are asking.

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>>9683904
...If I can get Deo on the strip poles hell yeah.
>>9684011
Heck I'm getting tired. You can go visit him without me, can't you?
Niiiight.
>>9684018
I'll come visit sometime. You can kick my butt.

>Fly back to the sky pillar.
>Flop on top of it.
>Fuck I'm too big to sleep on it now.
>Sleep anyway.

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>>9684042
"Hey, Seb. Sorry I forgot my phone, was busy getting stuff for the house."
"Actual mattresses, first off, and a real dining table. Still stuck with folding chairs for now, but progress is happening."

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>>9684057
You said you had some holes aching to be filled.

>>9684070
do it IC dude
or bother fug
m2 is the old news
new news is 120' hemis

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>>9684004
And? What you were designed for does not have to be what you do. You are free to choose your own purpose, non?
>>9684057
Control group, perhaps? One X, one Y, one neither.

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>>9684066
>...If I can get Deo on the strip poles hell yeah.
Why are you like this.

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>>9684066
That might be nice. Doubt I'll be able to do a whole lot to a massive space dragon though.

one
hundred
seventy
foot
hemis

>>9684177
Those would take, like, a whole host of people and/or Pokemon to please.
Sounds like an awesome worship service, though.

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>>9684057
No idea either, check the documentation.

>>9684104
Or that.

>>9684067
"What a coincidence, I bought a coffee maker. A proper one, can'treplicate Colress' brew with a cheap one".
"Also I vacuumed the floors and checked the wiring. Every single centimeter."

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>>9684066
Goodnight...
>Alone again
...
>Slowly fly back to Alola

>>9684239
...
You are in Alola, right?

>>9684066
>Toss sun at the droopy fug

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>>9684239
"Excellent! The wiring's good, I take it?"
"This place is feeling like home already, and I haven't even gotten half the furniture."

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>>9684283
>I don't think the roleplayer is on still but ok
>The young champion is stolen from Anabel's couch and chucked at the massive serpent.
>How? I'm not certain. All we know is that it happened.
>All the air escapes his lungs in a loud "oof" when he thuds against Fug's back, Sun jolting awake with a scream.

Hey um... Guys? Have you ever woken up somewhere weird...?

>>9684366
>toss wakk at sun

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>>9684279
Melemele, yeah.
Still trying to adapt to the heat.

>>9684344
"They didn't take the vacuum, I kinda assumed the wiring was still in place. Still checked, and I was right"
"And that's great, hopefully this one lasts"

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>>9684366
Yeah, bro. Random couches, a closet, like, a Route 2 ditch once. That was before I, like, got clean, though, and I'm guessing 'chu're not hitting the Purple 'Plume.

>>9684366
>toss uhhhh
>necrozma? gladion?
>at sun

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>>9684070
I am still not sure what you mean, having the potential and failing to reach it hurts me on an almost physical level, that is what I meant.

>>9684104
Well yes, but to know it is because I could not preform what I was...

>>9684239
well, I suppose I could look through the records Blaine has and see what I was ACTUALLY designed for, I will go search, and see what I come up with.

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>>9684417
Um... No.
I just woke up because I landed on Rayquaza...
I fell asleep on Annie's bed, I'm really not sure how I rolled off and onto Rayquaza...
I think I'm just gonna leave now? It seems kinda weird to just hang out here without his permission...

>Sun fishes in his pocket for Nebby's Pokeball, the sun lion appearing in the signature flash of light.
"Okay Nebby, take me back to Anabel's house!"
>La'liona the fuck out of there
>>9684401
>I guess Bones isn't gonna do this one?
>>9684472
>I'm not sure Gladi is still around
>Thanks anyway though anon

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>>9684415
...I need a place to sleep, and I'm sorta lonely right now.
Mind if I crash for the night there?

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>>9684490
Good luck.

>>9684366
I got into Plasma by basically ending almost asleep on an abandoned oil rig and waking up in a couch of the Plasma frigate.

>>9684585
...wait a minute please.

>>9684417
>>9684344
"Uh, we have a potential situation"

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>>9684673
"Define 'situation'. Is somebody coming to make our evening rough, or do we otherwise need to evacuate?"

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>>9684729
"No, we may have a visitor"
"A very rare pokemon visitor"
"A Latias coming in for the night"

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>>9684729
"Bro, I'm not running unless, like, we're all gonna blow up if we don't. We literally just moved in."
>>9684761
"Whooooa..."
"I'm down. Like, should I keep watch to make sure nobody, like, gets crazy outside?"

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>>9684673
So I have returned and apparently I was meant to be Giovanni's... Concubine? I am uncertain what that means.

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>>9684837
... oh. And here I was thinking that Team Rocket wasn't that bad.
You were designed for sex. With Giovanni.
I'm so sorry.

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>>9684673
Alright...

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>>9684799
"Putting anyone on guard outside of a run down house might attract onlookers"
"Though the team could spread out and sound the alarm if anything where to happen"
"I'm also in with this, just needing John's vote"

>>9684585
This is taking a little more than a minute but first, are you in with a house just recently put back into liveable conditions?

>>9684837
I don't know what is worse, that you were designed for sexual favors, or that you were designed for sexual favors with that old jackass.

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>>9684907
"I'm good with this plan. It's still a little sparse here, but it's a fairly safe place to crash."
>>9684837
Err... That's not good. At all.
>>9684855
Yeeeeah, I feel the sudden urge to brutalize a crime lord with a length of scrap piping.

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>>9684907
...
My usual sleeping areas are caves and such.
I highly doubt it could be less comfortable than that.
I'm fine with it.

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>>9684855
>>9684907
>>9684921
I am still uncertain as to what a concubine is, but the other reason for my creation is explicitly detailed.
Ahem.
"Subject Mewtwo-C is to be bred twice yearly by subjects Mewtwo-A and Mewtwo-B, to ensure survival of the Mewtwo species"
I am not well educated in these matters, but it appears I was created to be a... mother? Is this the correct term?

>>9684536
>I'm not sure Gladi is still around
this makes me sad for some reason

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>>9684921
"How many mattresses did you buy, at that?"

>>9684855
If there were an excuse for Kanto and Johto's paranoia with a Rocket revival, this is a perfect one.

>>9684950
Apparently so. Though incest is genetically a bad idea, and I think the other, more violent Mewtwo said he has no sexual organs whatsoever.

>>9684942
Outskirts of Hau-oli, scan out for an Alolan Raichu and a Claydol. Try to be discreet with the landing.

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>>9684950
That's... I wouldn't use the word "mother", not for something that, like, forced.
Besides, I'm pretty sure at least one of the others, like, mentioned not having those parts.

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>>9684950
A concubine is basically a breeder.
It's still shitty that you were designed to be a breeder, but it's not as bad as what I originally thought?
I thought you meant you were to be Giovanni's concubine and uh... Yeah.
I didn't realize Mewtwo could breed.
Does this mean those other experimental species can breed, too?
>>9684921
I work for Kanto now, maybe I'll get a chance.
>>9684990
Don't get me wrong, I don't like them, but I don't think three escaped Mewtwos warrants fear of their revival.
>>9684976
(Same... Gladi's the best)

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>>9684990
Well, the locals are pretty comfortable around me, but I'm still careful and everything.
I'll be there in a minute.

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>>9684990
>>9685001
That is odd.
Perhaps... did this Mewtwo designate himself as Mewtwo-D? Mewtwo-B was the one that died before awakening, I recall that distinctly.
Regardless, it appears there were contingencies for this.
"In case of genetic defects resulting in the one or more Mewtwo subject being infertile, Ditto are to be employed"

>>9685023
You misunderstand, I was designed for both functions according to these files. I still do not understand the purpose of sex outside of reproduction, and thus why Giovanni, a human, would wish to make me his concubine.
Mewtwo can in fact breed, though I know not with what besides Mewtwo and Ditto, I have no egg group to the best of my knowledge. I also cannot speak for other artificial species.
Knowing that I was not meant for combat... I am left wondering as to the point of the Stones I carry, if not for combat, what would their purpose be?

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>>9684990
"I was able to get three home. One for me, one for you, and our guest can break in the third one."
"Also, I assume Ray's crashing with you."
>>9685023
Here's hoping. I'm out in Alola, so I doubt I'll get a shot at that particular shitbag.
>>9685076
I'm not sure I'm the right person to explain some of those things, to be frank.

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>>9685076
Ohhhhhh seems there's some confusion.
Sex is pleasurable.
Reeeeally pleasurable.
Humans have sex all the time outside of reproduction. Most of us actually go to lengths to ensure the reproduction part doesn't actually happen.
So Giovanni wanted you to make himself feel good. Hence you get both stones - he wanted to be able to have sex with both forms without needing your siblings.

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>>9685111
Humans cannot know everything, this is something I have come to accept.

>>9685121
Pleasurable?
I would not know, Rocket was disbanded before any of us could fulfill our purposes.

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>>9685023
I meant more the despicable act.

>>9685069
Waiting, then.

>>9685076
I don't think he ever said his designation, only that he was pretty murderous and violent. Still reported to be subdued with application of catnip.

>>9685121
This, as well.
Do cave Giovanni's face when you can, by the way.

>>9685111
"We're probably going to stay close to her for a while"
"You assume right, though"

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>>9685160
There'd uh... Probably be someone here willing to show you, if you were up for it?
>>9685196
I think I would legally be required to turn him over to the Kanto police, but sure.

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>>9685196
Well, I'm here.
>Latias lands near Hau-oli, scanning psychically for the mentioned Raichu and Claydol

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>>9685256
>Outside the house
>Scanning...

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>>9685196
That would have been the Mewtwo that chose X, I do not recall his designation, but it is likely D, knowing what we do now.

>>9685221
I am uncertain if you yourself are offering, forgive me, but even if you were, I would have to decline, I know enough of life to know that sexual relations between sapient beings must have a strong foundation of trust and friendship, neither of which I have with you.

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>>9685256
>There's a fair few Alolan Raichus in town, but only one with a Claydol nearby.
>>9685308
I think he's more, like, saying there's people here who'd be up for it?
Definitely with 'chu on the foundation thing, though.

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>>9685308
Oh uh. No, I wasn't offering myself. I wouldn't say no if asked, but I didn't have myself in mind.
But that's uh... A very Kantonese view on sex?
There are plenty of regions where it's an incredibly casual thing.
Anyway, I can still understand that. Good luck finding someone. If that's actually something you want, anyway.

>>9685308
Hey uh, maybe you would be willing to give me a shot? I'm in Johto, Olivine city, if you want to meet?

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>>9685324
>>9685355
Oh. Apologies.
I am uncertain if I want it as I have yet to feel it, the trust or friendship or the... pleasure you spoke of.
But it is what I was designed for, therefore it must be good to peruse it.

>>9685367
I am not interested in sexual exploration with someone I do no know.
However, if someone is offering to build that foundation of trust and friendship first, then perhaps I could be made to leave Kanto.

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>>9685308
Well, now that you found out what you were made for, you will try to find a new and proper objective in life, I guess?
And like my pal >>9685324 here, agreed.
Well, more than a pal.

>>9685402
You'd probably want to leave Kanto anyway, both because of Kanto's views on interspecies relationships and to see more of the world.

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>>9685324
Ray, I know damn well you used to bang most of your friends back in the day.
I'm glad you're finally looking at going steady with Seb, though.
>>9685424
Kanto's not irredeemably bad, but seeing more of the world is a good idea.
>>9685402
It's worth a shot.

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>>9685402
It's alright, I know I'm not the clearest when it comes to explaining things.
Anyway... That's your decision now. Sex isn't the only way to feel pleasure. I get pleasure from battling. I think Tobias gets pleasure from lounging around and doing jack shit all day.
You can always stop by the Viridian gym, Tobias and I are willing to try and be your friends.
.... At least, I will be. I can't really speak for Tobias, but I don't think he'll care if you hang around, at the very least.

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>>9685305
>>9685324
>Center on them both
>Send them a psychic greeting, and hover up to their location

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>>9685493
I wouldn't mind if he were to do some crazy shit here and there.
As long I'm invited.

>>9685507
Likewise.
Currently in Alola and about to meet another special and rare Psychic.

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>>9685515
>"Salutations"
>"Please follow my self to the inside, with haste"

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>>9685576
Y-yeah...
>She follows the claydol into the house, visibly sleepy and exhausted

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>>9685625
>Cradling a sleeping Alolan Raichu
"Hello, and pardon the fast introductions"
"Name's Seb, the special someone here is Ray, John must be asleep in his room and it seems you need rest as much as we do"
"This way to the bedrooms, do join in for breakfast in the morning"
>And then, sleep

Ever get that feeling everything good in your life is just part of some massive cruel joke and it's just a matter of line until the punchline comes in?

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>>9686259
we are the punchline anon.

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>>9685424
I... do not know, there are many things to do in life, I know this.
I also recognize that Kanto as a region most likely hates me, so I should be leaving as soon as possible.

>>9685493
Thank you.

>>9685507
Thank you as well, it is nice to know humans are nothing like Team Rocket.

Now I suppose I should find what I enjoy in my presumably incredibly extended lifespan.

>>9687029
i suggest hanging out with seb john and latias

Pew

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>>9686854
>touch cursed fluffy tail

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>>9687407
I will consider it, however there is much more of the world to explore.
Perhaps I shall visit Kanto's neighbor, Johto, first.

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cock

Yo, what bug types have good megas?
Asking for a friend.

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>>9688278
What kind of mega? Mega strong?
I'm mega cute!

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>>9687566
Hey! better be careful with those.
>>9688278
None of them!

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>>9688404
I mean you're hella cute, little dude. But I'm tryin' to make sure my team isn't gonna crash and burn in any serious fights.
>>9688433
Comin' from a fire type.

ya goo

>>9688448
...Guzma?
Assuming you're not gonna be an ass and bring back Team Skull... Scizor?

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>>9688448
what ever you do, PLEASE choose a scizor!

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>>9688448
You are trying to get stronger?
I am too!
Because if I evolve, I get even cuter!

>>9688448
Beedrill has a good mega.

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>>9688433
>boop the doom tail
Why am I not dying yet?

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>>9687981
Do not.

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>>9687981
>>9689899
I woke up because I heard the word "cock", where is it?

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>>9689936
There is no cock here. Go to bed honhon.

Hey I need advice. What do you do when people say you look like someone else?

>>9690046
Depends, who do you look like?

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>>9690046
That's a surprisingly common thing for me to hear, so I'd brush it off.
For you I'd maybe ask why exactly they think that.

>Rollan to ask the boss about branching out to Orre
>Wish made it easier by a long shot, thanks Jirachi

>>9690218
>Success!
Hey guys, my boss liked my idea, I'm getting transferred to the new Orre branch of our company!

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>>9690238
And your company is...?

>>9690070
Some girl from Alola? Idk.
>>9690109
Uh a looot of people say it. It's weird.
On a different topic I'm going to be getting stitches out and out of the hospitsl. Does anyone know what starter is good to start with in Unova?

>>9690256
I doubt you've heard of us, we mostly deal with mining and landscaping, uh, Tellus corporation. My boss is gonna get us an office in Orre somewhere and then it's up to us to figure out a mining site and such, we've done this before, but I've heard Orre is really resource rich under the ground, so I'm excited to see what we can dig up!

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>>9690419
You're right, I haven't heard of you. Good luck with Orre's organized crime.
>>9690354
Stitches....?
You don't have to get a standard Unovan starter. My first Pokemon was a Goomy. But if you really want to go that route I would say Oshawott or Snivy.

>>9690419
You heard wrong.

>>9690528
Uh I don't really remember what happened. My doctor wants me to go to a bunch of therapy sessions for amnesia but I don't really want to.
Alright thanks!
Another question , does anyone know anything about ID and PC glitches? I think I got switched with someone else's account.

>>9690528
Thanks, I think we'll be fine, we've got plenty of pokemon helping us out in our operations.

>>9690563
That's what they said when we signed on for a temporary contract in Kalos, and then we helped Flare churn out mega stones.

>>9690566
...Can you post a picture of yourself real quick?

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>>9690566
.... who's account?
>>9690609
Mhmm. Doesn't help much when the criminal groups use Pokemon too.

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>>9689885
>booped it
I think that is not a good idea!

>you now have hemorrhoids.

>>9690609
It's just a big worthless sandpit, everything worth a damn got torn out of there a while ago.
Not to mention the locals aren't exactly friendly with outsiders for the most part, or the massive sandstorms.

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... Sometimes I feel like I'm only valued and viewed as a tool.

>>9690614
Uh, no thanks. I still look like shit. Hospital gowns aren't flatteting.
>>9690628
The chick from Alola?
...I'm not a criminal, am I?
...Maybe I do need therapy...

>>9690756
Which girl from Alola?

>>9690756
... there's a lot of chicks in Alola. Maybe talk to someone actually from Alola, they might be able to help you figure it out.
>>9690718
What makes you think that?

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>>9690861
(Drink)

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>>9690861
I was specifically born and bred to serve as a trainer's first pokemon.
Sometimes, that makes me feel like I'm no different from equipment handed to new people when they start a hobby or job.

>>9690628
It gives us a better chance, and time for backup to arrive, either more employees or the police.

>>9690669
You say that, but do you have proof or are you just trying to scare people off?
I have done my homework, beneath the sands of Orre, not many have dug, but there has been evidence of vast, well, ore veins beneath the ground.

>>9690960
You haven't done very much of it then. Pyrite used to be a mining town before it went all Mos Eisley. And the reason it went to shit is because all the mining companies pulled out of Orre because they got everything that was profitable to get to.
t. a 60 year old miner.

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>>9690960
Police. In Orre. That's a joke, right?
>>9690953
You could look at it that way. Or you could choose to see it as you getting to be the first and most treasured companion of a trainer. Their best friend, in most cases.

>>9690808
Moon? I guess that's her name.
>>9690861
Uh, I'll see if I can talk to someone after I get ou.
Speaking of that, be back soon.

>>9691096
They didn't have access to new techniques back then, and I doubt they dug everywhere they could.

>>9691161
Hence why I suggested our own employees first.

>>9691161
I mean, there are some police in Orre.
They don't really do anything until after the crime has been committed and the criminal/s have got away, but they're there.

>>9691194
Kid, I'm trying to save you and your company a lot of time and effort. And insurance. Orre is not a nice place to be,

>>9691237
There's like, one guy in Gateon. And he's not even a real cop. Even older than me.

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>>9691161
So, valued as a trainer's first Pokemon.
Like the way someone's first baseball bat, or computer, is valued.
I don't feel like I matter at all.

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>>9691194
I mean, yeah, sure, if you want to put your employees at risk. I don't think the Orre crime scene has any qualms against aiming for the trainer.
>>9691237
I think the Orre police have as many sightings as Bigfoot.

>>9691291
I know, you guys really need to get some more officers, you make work too easy for us.

...Does anyone from Alola post here?

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>>9691597
Oh! I'm from Alola! Um... I'm not there right now, but I live there!

>>9691291
Too bad, my boss just confirmed we're sending a survey team today, and I'm on it.

>>9691402
All's fair in love and war then, when one of our psychics turns the criminals into mind goop, it's self defense.

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>>9690660
Ow. Not what I was hoping for, but it's a start. Thanks firefox.

>>9691732
>Rolling for how the survey goes

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>>9691655
Do you know anything about someone named Moon?
>Rolling for if ??? can get her starter with minimal problems.
>Dubfails are special.

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>>9691780
Moon... Yeah um....
Moon was my sister.
She kinda went missing and um... She's been gone for a long time. We kinda think she might have died....

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>>9691780
...
>>9691821
>Flip Sun's hat backwards.
Why do you smell like dragon spit?

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>>9691764
Uuuuh.. you are welcome? what were you hoping for?

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>>9691821
...That's really weird.
What pokemon did she have?

>>9691732
Alright, it's your funeral.

>>9691774
Alright, we're headed out now, hoping to find some valuable metals under the sand in the land our boss has laid out to survey.
>Second roll for ore
>Probably should have clarified the first roll was for if the survey team gets in trouble, shit

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>>9691852
Dying. Dying quickly before I get forced into a harem. Because you know what's worse than dying? Getting raped until you die. My species sucks.

Anon from several days ago here
My friend died of drug over dose... well more like him hallucinating that there were bug types crawling on him and he jumped out the top floor of the hospital
He had a fear of bug types that's why

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>>9691850
>Sun gives Annie his standard grin. It wavers a bit, but still holds.
Hi Annie! Rayquaza took me to the moon! We got a bunch of moon rocks and took one of those lunar thingies, it was really cool! Look!
>He digs through his bag, producing a palm sized moon rock
I've got seven of them, I was thinking about selling five or six and keeping the other...s!
>>9691881
Um... Cosmog, Lunatone, Umbreon, and a Type: Null are all the ones I remember... I know that the Type: Null got given to Gladion's husband right after she went missing though.

>>9692008
What?
Repeat?

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>>9691850
Hello?
>>9692029
...
>Check PC boxes.
>Attempt to not dissociate.
>Fail.
Haha, ok, that's weird, uh, I'm gonna ttake my Tepig and, uh, go.
M-maybe we can have a battle later or ssomething. If you aren't in Alola where are you?

>>9692063
I was hear a few days ago asked about the effects of pokè related hallucinogens
Friend died as a result from it

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>>9691912
Oh i do not I gave some kid some muscle deterioration thing disease once for tugging on my tail to hard. want that one? I do not really have a say in want curse bad luck thing though.

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>>9692029
Holy shit. That has to be enough to buy your feather, and probably a house in Kalos.
Save one for Walker, I'm sure he'd want one. I can fork some money over to pay for his.
You want to look for buyers for the rest I'm s-
>It finally hits her.
You went to the moon with Rayquaza? How?
>>9692097
Hello, we're in Undella Town if you wish to visit.

>>9692098
Though researching each drug and it's effects combined with psychic and dream manipulation... sounds quite interesting

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>>9692097
>Mumbled math can be heard under his breath as he tries to figure out the prices
Moon rocks are worth 50,800 Unovan standard dollars per gram...
Each rock is about a lb and a half...
So 680 grams...
$34544000 per rock!
Oh! Um... We got a space suit thingy from Sapphire's house! It had hooks and stuff that stuck on his scales!
>>9692097
Undella Town! I've been hanging at Annie's villa, she has a weird neighbor!
I think I saw Mina there, which is kinda weird?
I didn't know that Mina moved to Unova!

i swear it feels like every anon and their fuckin mom is trying to pull an antag plot like
chill
plot inflation is just as bad as stagnation

>>9692292
(What do you mean? I don't see that many antags?)

>>9692287
(Fuck me, the first one is obviously meant for >>9692159)

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>>9692159
Thank you. I'm going to train my Tepig...
>>9692287
Alright! If I come buy I'll say hi I guess.
>Get to training the pig.
>Why is it so obedient??

>>9692312
(Idk the mining guy and some of the other people feel like generic antags. I'm waiting to see if they do anything before I start my plots.)

>>9692363
(...which other people)

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>>9692287
>Anabel attempts to not look dumbfounded.
Holy hell. That's definitely enough. Do you want to go put them up on Cata-list? Or talk to some scientists?
>Anabel laughs.
How was being on the moon?
>>9692326
Good luck!

>>9692363
(I'm secretly trying to build a good antag I'll drop him if it's getting in the way)

>>9692381
(Nevermind.)
>>9692402
(its fine I just wanted to start my plot before I lost interest but I'd rather not make people whine about multiple plots running. Have fun.)

>>9692008
Bloody hell.
Though personally, I'd like to have Bug types all over me, at least for the experience and research.

>>9692431
(The only people who whine are the unnamed in the discord who do it because they don't like it especially when they are trying to work with them)

>>9692464
(Don't start shit please)

>>9692464
>>9692490
(Let's not turn this into a shitting contest.)
(Honestly I'm just going to fuck off, sorry. It's too hard to do a plot with the shitposting from thread and discord.)

>>9692458
Yes yes it was sad but I was quite in interesting
He truly believed it was happening to him but it did take quite a lot of whatever he was on to cause him to hallucinate like that
>>9692464
(Fuck off)

>>9692532
SB!! its been too long

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>>9692326
Okay!
Have fun!
>>9692395
Hm... I think we could go talk to science guys!
I heard that Steven Stone really likes rocks, so maybe Devon would want them?
>Sun pauses, close to vibrating from excitement
It was really fun!
Moon dirt is reeeeeally soft, and you jump really high and go really far and you land super slow! Oh!! And there was the lunar thingy! It had a lot of buttons and stuff, really fun to mess with!
>>9692518
(I can understand that. Stay safe, anon.)

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>>9692572
I'll let you handle any negotiations with Mr. Stone and Devon.
>She laughs.
You've seen things few have seen. You, uh... Took the lander?

>>9692559
Who??
Bah whatever
I'm going to see if it's possible to raise the potency of the drugs without such a large dose
I wonder if it can be turned into a gas...

+1 antag

>>9692559
Nah that isn't SB, he's way more hostile then just telling someone to fuck off

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>>9692628
Yeah! Rayquaza has it at his pillar thing! I think we were gonna fix it or something! It'd be really cool to see it working and stuff!
>Another pause, Sun bringing his hand to his chin
Hey Annie, don't I get to have a world record now?

PAR? Is it normal for your pokemon to instantly respect you?
>Rollan for training.

Test

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>>9692751
That's similar to asking if it's normal for a human to respect you instantly - it depends entirely on the individuals in question.
Have you done anything you believe would warrant immediate respect?

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>>9692735
...There are going to be some dubious legal ramifications about this.
>Scream internally.
Also, if it's the lander you won't be able to go to the moon in just that. You'll have a glorified...
>She struggles to find the right word.
Uh... Well, party favor I guess.

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>>9692781
...No? Besides people saying I look like Moon.

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>>9692532
No mate, actual bugs, none of this hallucination shit.

>>9692559
(SB here, I admit I posted >>9692490 but I am not the other anon)

>>9692518
(The Discord does not shut down plots unless they're horribly bad, please do not take the word of random anons as what is true)

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>>9692795
I know! I just thought it would be a neat souvenir, since no one's using it or anything?
And fixing it with Rayquaza could be fun!
But um... He could probably take it back if it's a big problem?

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>>9692888
It should be fine, just try to keep it at Sky Pillar for now.
...Speaking of that what is Sky Pillar like? I heard it's as large as Rayquaza himself, towering eighty feet.

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>>9692937
>eighty feet
>Tap on the window.
Not anymore.

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>>9692820
Moon? Well... If your Pokemon believe that you are her then that would explain the immediate respect. Many people who look like famous trainers receive this treatment.

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>>9692937
Yeah! It was a giant stone tower!
I didn't actually get to go on it, but it looked really cool!
Fug kinda wraps around it when he sleeps, it's pretty fu-
>>9692995
FUG!!
>Sun rushes over to the window, opening it hastily
Hello Fug!!
Hey wait.... Fug? How'd you get bigger?

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>>9692995
I. Hello.
>>9693095
...That's really cute.

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>>9693095
Maaagic. Totally didn't pull the favor Jirachi owes me.
>>9693157
Heyyyyyyy. You look familiar.
Uh... TV? Movies?