hg thread - ??? version...
-VERY DARK NIGHT--
*wolf snarl very aggressively*
fuck... FUCK
*RUNS INTO THREAD SWEATING*
g-guys... they're here again... th=the fucking D O G M E NNN !!!!!! It's time to get ride of these guys once and forall...
*grabs shotgun*
get your shit... it won be long before those fucking guys come back..... GET YOUR WEAPON
*claw goes thrpigh wood door**
********FIRST 36 FOR DOGMEN INVASION****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9677478
Mayor of Cantown
Gascoigne
>>9677478
Dog Girl
The Greater German Reich
Mikun
>>9677478
RP Master Aikawa
>>9677478
Ryouko Otonashi
>>9677478
Lenny
Ibara Shiozaki
>>9677478
Bloody Bunny
Bradley
Len
Alicia
Fish feet
>>9677478
Mayonnaise
>>9677507
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get out
>>9677478
Lana's mother
Forgiven Adachi
Lum!
>>9677478
dragon girl.
Tamatoa the Incubus
>>9677478
Jennifer Lawrence
Ghost
>>9677478
Gem knight Topaz
Cambodia
>swap out if needed
Leomon
Baki
Seniorita Machoke
>>9677478
Zeri
Fug
Deku
>>9677478
Ririchiyo
4v4
>>9677478
Faris Scherwiz
stu
Altera
>>9677478
Fyxe
THICC Bee aka Screw you Eric
>>9677547
Hello miss Ririchiyo
>>9677478
Merak
>>9677478
Lucky
IIDA TENYA
>>9677478
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9677478
Boat
Kosaku Kawajiri
Ava
>>9677478
Sliver Queen
>>9677572
Why are you gone all the time
>>9677478
Ridley
>>9677478
Night Dog
>>9677589
More like Didley
Fumi Kanno
okay... i think we got away 4 now...
at least i can trus t you guys.
*hand out weapin*
get ready to fight...
>>9677478
Musahi
>>9677563
Oh, hello there stranger.
>>9677613
Sehr gut.
>>9677613
Ready to begin when you are
>>9677613
There is no such thing as too much mayonnaise
>>9677585
Because eh. And meh. And bleh.
>>9677613
I'm a dogman myself. Boo.
>>9677613
>You are READY.
>You're not sure if a dogwoman being on your team is a good sign or a bad sign.
>>9677613
May the best win!
>>9677600
Haven't heard that one before, anon.
>>9677613
Let us begin.
>>9677613
Now I've got a good feeling about all this.
Ready when you are!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
Jigga
>>9677613
On with the hunt!
>>9677613
>>9677601
>>9677543
>>9677613
Locked and loaded, this seems to be a real invasion so... I'll do my best!
o fuckign god...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L28CnhmeAD4
THEYR HERE!
NANi!?!?! EVERYONE DSTOP... TOY'EW SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM
i think we have DOGMEN IN THE GAME!!!
>>9677638
You use a secret ava don't cha lucky
>>9677613
Im ready when you are sir!
>>9677642
We vill kross zat bridge zhen ze time arises. Just be prepared to put down a dog vhen it bekomes necessary
>>9677613
Let's begin.
>>9677613
>Iida Tenya hands the weapon back.
I try to stay away from using lethal tactics. I can assure you that I will not find a use for this.
>>9677613
Barely made it.
Best of luck
>>9677681
Ich svear to gott.
>>9677662
>Thank you.
>>9677681
Hmm well... I kind the way to hapinness is wishing for what you already have..
>>9677681
Well, I'm already tired of this joke of an arena, that was fast
>>9677681
Fuck your homework. 2+2 is supposed to equal mayonnaise
>>9677681
W-WAIT STOP I'M ONE OF YOU-
>It's a dog eat dog world out here
>>9677682
>Before today? Nah.
>Today and after? ...Nah, w-what would make you think that...?
>>9677700
>tfw so close to the English translation I can still understand it
>>9677685
>This ball is speaking to you in an incredibly heavy accent.
>You push it a bit to see if it rolls.
>>9677681
>If it barks like a dog and walks like a man, it's probably a dogman. Flawless deduction.
>>9677681
Maybe I am. Step closer so you can make sure.
>>9677681
Sorry, buddy, but I'd rather not get on that thing's bad side.
oh god they'rem fauickibng EVERYWHERE
its clear.... we need catman in thise dire time. every1 do your best to get hihm here pls!!!
>>9677681
>>9677717
>Chie lets out a bark.
We're still in it yet!
>>9677731
>steps closer
>>9677749
I'M GONNA COLLAR YA AND THROW YOU IN A KENNEL!
>>9677681
You must remember that at all times, a dogman is still a dog. You must be sure to keep a safe distance at all times where these creatures cannot reach. It is of utmost importance that you protect your vitals such as your neck and chest from attack, and as a last resort, should you be bitten, you are to put a hand over their nose to force them to release you.
>Iida explains to the dog while touching the relevant areas such as his throat and torso.
>>9677749
>You and Mayonnaise team up to beat down the dogman.
>Despite him being in the HORRID jar form, you admire his strength. perhaps you'll introduce him to Cantown as an honorary citizen.
>dabs
>>9677749
Stupid dogman peasant liked mustard
>>9677749
Okay. Only one of us is a dog. The others are a cat, a bunny, a skeleton, and me.
You sure you got the right people?
>>9677730
Do not touch mich, please.
>>9677749
Shit. Ich vas one do die.
>>9677681
>>9677721
>Suddenly, Bloody Bunny has a craving for mayo-dipped carrots.
>>9677749
>You are blind, the rabbit is a rabbit
>>9677789
>He didn't roll. How disappointing.
get your nooses out.... yuor're gonna need em for this game.
what you have to do is get them int0 the noose and lyunch then as fast as possible theres no other way
>>9677749
NO, I MUST RESIST FOR I AM NOT A DOGMAN!
>Ridley runs into the distant field, chasing after said ball. Perhaps, maybe he was a dogman?
>>9677726
>2017 fag already using secret ava's
Does not compute
>>9677749
Well... I'm no expert but it's really not difficult, just try to act or look like a dog.
You're halfway there already anyway.
>>9677749
>The cat scratches his head in confusion.
Wait, I'm a CAT though...
>>9677749
Squirrel men don't exist, it's just superstitious fairy tales used to scare gullible morons.
Anyone here have the folder of Kneesocks images? I want to erp her and I was told someone here might share their folder.
>>9677806
Well, it's actually pretty simple. Just throw everything you got at it.
If that fails, run.
>>9677802
Yuo are a strange, but kurious one. Ich think ich vill valk away now.
>>9677806
Oh no my paper thin disguise has been found out.
>>9677845
Stocking has a Kneesocks folder.
>>9677763
Tell me you mustard loving parasite, are you a dogman
>>9677777
Checking those digits.
>>9677749
>>9677834
I don't need your help to know how to defend myself... but thank you regardless. And I'm a lion digimon, not a canine digimon
>>9677750
Why are you barking? You look more like a human than a canine
>>9677806
Well, regardless, it should be easy to beat whatever a "dogman" is
>>9677806
>YOU FOOL
>CATS EAT RABBITS
>THIS IS HELL
>Bloody Bunny is dead bunny
>>9677625
How are you today?
Does /trash/ HG have a group pic like this?
Is it just a coincidence?
good ridance, dogmen scum
you guys are doing good... we might just survive this time
>>9677876
yeah... i dont have it tho
>>9677806
Oh Damn... I even made sure to put a nice bone on the other side of the noose....
>>9677876
Yeah.
>>9677806
>He looks closer to a dog than you do, so you suppose this makes sense.
>>9677853
>You wonder how he can walk if he can't even roll. Will he just sprout legs and saunter off?
>A mystery, surely. You watch him with rapt attention.
>>9677806
This is merely a normal picture.
>>9677876
many
>>9677863
Ok thank you anon :)
>>9677806
>>9677864
That is preposterous, I am merely barking so as not to arouse suspicion from potential dogmen colonies.
What do these beasts do at night? Bark at the moon! Now, keep quiet while I ward them off.
>Iida Tenya looks up at the moon and continues yelling at it.
>>9677885
*Ponders mayoically"
>>9677876
>>9677885
Ecxept I'm not and you guys just made a great mistake.
I'll be suing you when I get out of here.
>>9677885
>WHY DON'TCHA FLYYYYYYYYY
>FLYYYYYYYYYYY
>FREE BIIIIIIIIRD, YEAH.
>>9677872
As usual. It's not like anything has changed here.
>>9677893
>Hoshi is on there at least 3 times
NO,... NANI THE FCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9677867
>She points at the dog's ears on her head, the tail behind her wagging enthusiastically.
I can't always help it when I use this effect! Oh and you really don't have to worry about it, I can take care of myself just fine!
>>9677885
>The doggirl yelps and whimpers and kicks and flails
>You just lynched a kid. Does this make you feel good?
>>9677935
Enjoying yourself much?
>>9677890
Kould yuo stop looking at mich?
>he bounces into a panzer and drives off
>>9677893
>>9677917
>Not sure if I should feel slightly nostalgic or hate myself for being here long enough to see most of these people come and go.
>>9677867
Yeah I figured that out but... I don't think that'll make much of a different, you could look like a Bulldog with some make up...
>>9677885
Me? A dog? Naaaah, it's just a clever cosplay ah ah
>>9677941
Of course, I'm not.
>>9677941
>One was more obvious to detect than the other. It was a no-brainer.
>>9677941
YOU WILL ALL DROWN IN MAYO
>>9677885
Two less hazards in our ranks. Well done...bee person...
>>9677941
Look at him, he is obscuring his body with an obscene amount of clothing! Surely he is hiding something from us, and it is our duty to preserve our well-being by finding out what exactly is it!
>>9677961
>Well, that was certainly unexpected.
dogs are getting abgressive... this isent good...
i hear them... THEYARE COMING...!
>>9677970
make a new one then
>>9677995
I'd do it but... i really can't blow my cover now.
>>9678001
It'd probably be best to make a new one at the end of the year
Summer fags
They're coming
>like Vino
>hate Fyxe
>>9677960
Well, pretty much the same amount as usual. As I said, nothing has changed thus far.
>>9678013
>Year 3?
>>9677995
Not sure if dead or murderer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
DOGMENA ARE HERE
PRAY 4 FOYUR SURVIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9678017
>like Vino
>like Fyxe
I'm happy to be here and you're all my friends that I enjoy spending time with. :)
>>9678046
DOGMEN STOLE MY SLIDE
>>9678024
You're never excited about anything are you? Always so mellow and reclusive. Or is that due to your fancy upbringing?
>>9678046
Good job.
>>9678047
Fuck off Red.
>>9677995
>You don't even know what hit you.
>>9678047
Thank you anon! I enjoy spending time with you too!
>>9678054
That one guy tried to hump me a bit too much... But I think it went alright in the end
>>9678075
>like Red
>>9677885
A roar and a bark are entirely different things
>>9677941
>>9677967
You're not the brightest of bulbs, are you? Can't tell the difference between a canine and a lion
>>9677949
If you insist, human, but if you need my help to protect you, I will
>>9677962
I'm proud of myself, and I refuse to change just to combat some odd canines. Why do that when I can just beat them, after all
>>9678087
>Martin
>>9678054
Glory to Hellman
good the dogmen are go
WHAT THE FUAFKAC?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
*GRABS MY SHOTGUN AND SHOOTS NOOSES ONTO THE FUCKING DOG MANE**
that was close.... u guys ok??
>>9678100
You say this but... You're already out, while I'm still kicking... Okay maybe because I'm a dog myself but it's irreleva- >>9678107
Fuck....
>>9678107
Calling it, the mayonnaise wins.
>>9678102
>like Martin
thjanke god there are no more doglmes lef--
>>9678107
Big space dragon will win...unless he's a dog?
>>9678148
MAKE US WHOLE
>>9678056
I don't recall ever being over enthusiastic about a game of survival and death. It's better to be calm and collected rather panicking over such a thing.
>>9678143
Now I don't know who you are.
Oh well.
Last try, Yuno.
guys... i hear more d0geman coming
this game is gonna b over next slide
>>9678162
>like Yuno
>>9678122
There's no accounting for the blindness of some of these people
>>9678161
Even outside of these competitions you are always "calm" and "collected"
>>9678160
Nope err... Glory to Hellman
>>9678167
There is no tribute above Ridley so does that mean.... (You) are the dogman?
>>9678167
WHERE IS THE TRIBUTE ABOVE ME? OH WAIT NO ONE CAN BE ABOVE ME BECAUSE IM TOO BIG!
wait...................
>>9678179
oh fuck
*grabs my fucking gun and points kit at the dor of the hosting room*
HE WON.......................................
NOW SAY GOODNIGHT *starts shooting*
>>9678188
You were too big for this arena
Banned from my games desu
>>9678198
Kann not say ich not surprised.
>have a map update I guess.
>>9678127
Nice Jinx
>>9678176
That's a good thing, yes? I don't know about you, but I'ld rather be around someone who's calm and quiet than someone who's hyperactive all the time.
*is fucking killde*
>>9678209
>map
>>9678172
I guess so.... Oh well, people tend to attack anyone who has a snout here, so don't worry too much about that...
>>9678202
It was a fun ride. Thanks for it.
Congratulations Ridley
>>9678198
Called it.
Go Ridley.
M-Metroid is a DEAD FRANCHISE
>>9678202
Uh, congratulations.
>>9678218
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9678202
YES, ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL VICTORY FOR I RIDLEY, THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY. NOW I WILL CLAIM MY WINCARD AND BE OFF WITH THE WIND, FAR WELL MAMMALS AND TOO INVINTY AND BEYOND.
>>9678100
>Dog effect removed.
>The extra ears and the tail suddenly vanish, and Chie smiles with a shake of the head.
Don't worry about me, mister! Besides, we both lost already!
>>9678218
Uuhm. Congrats, mister dragon! And thank you!
>>9678218
Congratulations, Ridley.
Thanks for the host. ...And rest in peace.
>>9678218
That was highly confusing... but thank you regardless, and my congratulations to the winner
>>9678227
People tend to attack anyone around here regardless, it seems
>>9678202
>>9678218
Oh yeah thanks for the host.
>>9678218
F
>>9678202
>Bradley congratulates the winner with a thumbs up, and thanks the host with a bow.
>>9678248
You're winner
Congratulations
>>9678215
I'm just saying a change in scenery wouldn't be too bad.
>points a gun at your head and jerks you off
>>9678332
hwat the hekc
>>9678202
>>9678218
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9678332
>moans and cums on your face
>>9678346
Think you are ready to host?
>>9678332
>closes eyes and pretends youre a cute girl before cumming
>>9678348
>>9678309
There's nowhere else to go anyway, and besides, observing the happenings of this place can be a touch entertaining, although violent.
>>9678361
Playing some Tabletop Sim with friends at the moment. Maybe in an hour?
>>9678341
You'd like that wouldn't you
>>9678429
Ok no problem have fun
>>9678431
Nah
>>9678422
Not the type that enjoys violence much?
>>9678429
>implying the king of tins has friends
lmao
>>9678466
Projecting much?
>>9678466
>implying the president of cylinders has friends
I'll tell you a story
>>9678488
hit me
>>9678488
okay
>>9678510
*punches*
>>9678488
>The Inkling hands the woman a book, and sits down infront of her
Read this one! C'mon, It's the best!
>>9678488
WHEN I WAS
Believe me; it's true
>>9678488
>grabs shit post resistance suit
Shoot
>>9678514
>vomits from the hit
>>9678458
I'm not a psychopath, so no.
I still have not shitposted.
You'd better hope it never happens to you
>>9678518
...I'm interested.
>>9678533
Not even a punch or two? Like small time college movie level violence?
>>9678535
Are you rapping?
Old Spicy McHaggis, how he met his fate
>>9678557
Really activates the almonds
Now you I can save, but for him it's too late
you I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true
"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size
he came to his senses, thought to himself,
"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt,
they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/dropkickmurphys/thespicymchaggisjig.html
Fresh off the boat, from /hga/, kid?
that is if you can handle it…
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here.
This ain't /hga/ ,kid.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to /ofh/, you daily show watching son of a bitch.
Me ?
This is HG.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that.
Braindead.
None of that here. You don't circlejerk. You don't suck Hoshi off.
It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on HG by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking /hga/ friends would circlejerk.
heh you'll see, kid . . .
heh I remember when I was just like you.
We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer...
You can be anything here.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches.
I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
>>9678546
If it was part of a movie of play, then it might help with the story telling, but who would want to see people hurt in real life?
>>9678569
FIRST 48?
>>9678466
C-Cans are friends, too.
>>9678557
Dropkick Murphys, huh? Never was too big a fan.
I
PULLED
>>9678637
-m gay
Yeah we know, Vino.
>>9678650
Your dick off? You poor man.
UPTOAHOUSEABOUTSEVENOREIGHT
>>9678618
Awww that woulda been cool.
Nah, not today.
>>9678631
Better be from a lack of Gaelic blood.
>>9678656
>>9678602
Well..............................................alot of people do. Why do you think they go to hockey games or races?
>>9678657
It's more so that I just was never too fond of the Celtic-punk dealio. Maybe I just haven't listened to it enough. I dunno. It's the same thing with Flogging Molly.
>>9678670
To see their team play against others, or to see how well their favourite driver does in a race?
Give me a fun singleplayer game I can get on Steam
>>9678656
AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE
DATA: JUNE 2ND OF ****
LOGIN: Jacksecurityunit20
PASS: *******************
Message: Boy I fucking hate this job, so much sitting around and it ain't like how we used to do it in the south, everything's so damn fucking clean and the men here just want to have their fucking dough and leave, none of them want to have fun or fucking make the job less dreadful, atleast the little weird ass monster girls we are guarding seem nice to look at when we let them play with eachother...
Whoever gets this, what do you do when you are bored?
-Jack
>>9678707
No! They go to see fights! Blood! Crashes!
>>9678718
fallout
How do you up the death rate?
Greetings strangers, my name is ravandil.
>>9678757
Go to "options" and select "Very high death rate"
SUPERSLAM NEXT
>>9678738
I said fun
>>9678734
Maybe for sickos, but those people won't make up the majority. Atleast I hope not. Anyway, I need to part for now. Goodbye stranger.
>>9678780
Fallout NV
>>9678702
Never thought I'd say this but you have pleb taste
>>9678780
>casually tacks ": new vegas" on the end
>>9678785
Alright.
>kissu
>>9678780
>casually tacks "4" on the end
>Not Todd Howard
>>9678718
>Bit hard when not knowing your budget, tastes, rig etc.
>But TW3 is on sale for pretty cheap right now
>>9678788
>Implying
>>9678803
post tongue
>>9678799
Did you every tried installing mods in that game?
>>9678793
I thought Adachi was a Furfag, he likes dick too?
>>9678820
Yeah
>>9678793
Wiggins
>>9678809
>>9678820
>likes owl ass
>likes dick
wtf i hate Adachi now
>>9678839
I do not know the significance of this meme
>>9678839
>fugs
>anyone care for a quick 24? (Yes 24 I need to head off soon)
>I really need to redeem myself after that crap I did 2 days ago.
>or should I h*ck off and work on my code
>>9678860
>h*ck
woah boy
>>9678846
I don't either, it's just my tongue.
>>9678865
H*CK YOU!
>>9678860
>51 UID
yeah 24 sounds good lad
>>9678872
Why is there a lot of porn of this girl
I have yet to shitpost.
>>9678901
but you are part of /hg/'s shitposting vanguard
SOMEONE HOST ALREADY!!!!!!!!
>>9678872
big fucking chair
>>9678911
I don't want to host.
>no objections?
>alright new bread coming up
>fuck 24 we doing 36 hope I don't blow it
>>9678912
Are you calling me fat!?
Look at this stupid fuck.
>>9678901
>>9678911
but i'm playing AC
>>9678934
FUCK YOUR AC NIGGA!!!
AINT
STOPPIN
US NOW