Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXV
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXV.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
Xayah
>>9663721
Mizore Shirayuki
>>9663721
4v4
Reigen Arataka
Ursula Callistis
Inkling
>>9663721
Zeri
>>9663721
Black Hat
>>9663721
Satan
>>9663721
Sakuya Izayoi
>>9663721
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS FIRST DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
Gascoigne
Eggman-kun
Junpei Iori
Yotsugi Ononoki
Spark
>>9663721
FYXE
>>9663721
Merak
Max
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Praline a la mode
>>9663721
Gem knight Topaz
Deku
>>9663721
Yuubari
Mikun
Elias Ainsworth
>>9663721
Tsuyu
>>9663721
Bokoblin
Francis
>>9663721
Lum!
Shimakaze
(Male)
Simple Plan
Rubick
>>9663721
Fumi Kanno
>>9663721
Catling gun
>>9663721
Tokyami
>>9663721
Darkbeast Paarl
Noriaki Kakyoin
>>9663721
Shota
>>9663721
Seniorita Machoke
>>9663721
Faris Scherwiz
>>9663721
Jason
Ignis Scientia
Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans' blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan. Cold logic deemed our world not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of free will. It's up to each of us to prove this is a world worth saving. That our lives... our lives are worth living.
>entry
>>9663721
sf-a2 miki
>>9663721
THICC Bee
Fujiwara no Fumokou
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9663721
Homemade ice cream
Mage
>>9663721
Kaito
>>9663765
More like eldritch anal warts amirite
Joker
>>9663721
Snowwoman
>>9663721
Uraraka Ochako
>>9663816
The man who killed asgores father and fucked his wife can enter his game and he still wouldn't ban them
>>9663810
Heey Aron. I've got something for you.
>>9663721
Ash Crimson
Who do you hate hg
>>9663833
Es mi wincard?
>>9663846
Myself
>>9663846
>in b4 myself
>>9663814
: c
>>9663846
You for asking the question that has been asked a million times
A woman asked a General in the army when the last time he made love to a woman was. The General stood tall and said, "1956 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer, exclaimed, "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." And the two sauntered away to a private room.
The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour. Afterward, the woman cuddled up to the General and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956!" The General looked at her confused and said, "I sure hope not...it's only 2130 now!"
>>9663846
That faggot who thought airing TTGo all day was a good idea.
District 1 seems to have an unfair advantage, what with having 11 people. But, will that play to their advantage? Probably not!
5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9663831
lol you think I have a wife.
Oce
>>9663846
Demons, I need to eliminate them soon
>>9663854
Damn... I didn't think you'd guess so easily... Yep it's your wincard, in spanish. You can thank my personal translator for that.
Congratulations again.
>>9663874
Let's go!
>>9663874
>>9663799
>the doll seems to want to swap out for >>9663824
>>9663750
>>9663800
>>9663874
Eh, swap me with this guy. I'm done for today.
>>9663874
Fix my name right now you fucking cunt.
>>9663784
>>9663800
>>9663874
>>9663874
Those eight will simply be an easy distraction so no one notices the other two silently pass away. I'm sure this'll be a fun dance, and those who dance with me will lose more than just a few toes.
>>9663874
>>9663879
Cats always land on their feet but at the wrong times.
>>9663874
On with the hunt!
>>9663874
I accept this challenge.
>>9663874
>>9663789
>>9663824
>You decide that you have don't want to participate in this competition as much as you originally thought, and you decide it would be muvh easier to just let these people murder each other.
>The way you see it, there will still be 47 seven deaths today, and you would prefer it if one of those those wasn't yours.
>>9663891
For what purpose?
>>9663874
Fix my name right now you fucking cunt.
>>9663874
I'll give it all I got.
>>9663770
>tootches but
>>9663874
Im ready when you are sir!
>>9663681
Maybe she works on reverse psychology or something like that. Next time you see her, say you love it when she does that. That could work? But as I said, it could be a lot worse. At least she isn't eating you.
>>9663718
Gee, you think so? That's on the top of the list. But I'm also willing to do it to anyone that thinks they can just ruin someone's fun. Guess that sorta makes me a good guy.
>>9663874
That is a lotta people. Don't think I can win this.
>>9663839
>>9663731
>>9663874
>>9663783
>>9663815
>>9663874
You better not crash the ratings this time alright.
Hey quick, what do you think of this : >>9663883
Thanks for the dimensions by the way
>>9663927
>>9663783
o shit nigga
>>9663846
I hate Red because he's an esl faggot that doesn't listen to my advice. I give him advice and he ignores me. D3 gives him that same advice and he gives acknowledgement of it. I don't like that shit. Especially when he doesn't change at all and continues to be a cancerous fapbaiting cocksucker who shares way too much shit about himself.
Fuck kill yourself, Red. Fucking kill yourself.
>>9663874
Let's have some real...
>She pauses and looks around. Thankfully there's no one to shoot her like last time.
Fun!
>>9663874
If you're not going to fucking fix my name at least keep my boy in >>9663933
>that feel when you want to start over but people know your writing style
autism
>>9663874
Let's begin.
>>9663933
Oh thanks... Whatever you are.
>>9663955
Just constantly keep denying it and you'll be fine
>>9663968
lemme smash
>>9663955
>Soviet
>>9663783
>Pets
Hey, big guy. Been a while.
>>9663984
Ron, no.
>>9663929
But w-what if she wants me to tell her that and makes the things even worst! the only thing I don't know about demons are their forms of torture, what if she does something worst than just hug me w-with her big chest?
where is green girl
>>9663891
Accepted.
>>9663896
Accepted.
>>9663903
Denied, because already in.
>>9663906
...Is this a swap request?
>>9663913
Denied, because already in.
>>9663929
Accepted.
>>9663933
Accepted.
>>9663934
I'll take a gander after the game.
>>9663954
Well, alright. Accepted.
>>9663918
Oh, alright. I'll put in the proper capitalization. "George Zimmer," right? Yeah.
Start ASAP.
>>9663874
>>9663896
>>9663903
My timing is getting worse and worse. I truly am sorry for inconveniencing you both.
>Kosaku nods, staring forward at the arena pensively. "The second on that offered his spot seems somewhat familiar... Peh! That's most likely me being paranoid. Think nothing of it, Kosaku."
Thank you both for this opportunity. I, Kosaku Kawajiri, will make the most of it.
>>9663990
If you call me soviet one more damn time
Magma Grunt.
>>9664004
Was that not clear?
>>9663883
OH DIOS TE QUEDO GENIAL!
Muchas gracias!
>>9663914
Because I can.
>>9663874
Wands at the ready, misread the movements of your opponent's wrist and a dizzy sensation will begin to take over soon after.
By then, it'll be too late.
>>9664025
I'm happy you enjoy it! I think it's my finest work so far.
Peace, peace!
>>9663883
ayyy caramba
>>9664035
>Wands at the ready, misread the movements of your opponent's wrist and a dizzy sensation will begin to take over soon after.
>>9664017
7.8/10
>>9663846
Half the people I have to work with and see every day
>>9664027
>kissu
>>9664014
So~
Vi~
Et~
>>9664021
Well, it's always good to double-check, right?
Absolute swap cut-off here. Starting ASAP.
>>9664070
You ain't me nigga
>>9663929
A good witch...now that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one. You gonna adopt a nickname and wear a superhero costume? Come to think of it, I'd like to see that.
>>9664054
DELET
>>9664070
Nigger
>Kills
>>9663945
Makes me think
>>9664082
Fucking perv
>>9664060
THERES TOO MUCH WATER!!
>>9663955
Only person's writing I recognize is Aang's.
I miss that dude...
>>9664078
Bitch, I eat people!
>>9664094
>revives
>>9664076
Of course. Attention to detail goes a long way.
>>9664108
>Slaps ass
>Bredan/Yuki
>>9663955
COME BACK TO US
>>9663945
I dislike Inkling because I swapped him in one game and the fucker didn't even thank me. I know it's petty but fuck that guy.
summbitch owe me five hunnred dolla
>>9664105
Tell me again how it's perverted to see Mizore make fun of herself by wearing a goofy costume?
Get your mind out of the gutter.
>>9664140
Hunned'***
>>9664145
Remind me how MONOCHROME GOT FUCKING STEAMROLLED LAST NIGHT
BET YOU REGRET LEAVING HARU
>>9663998
Guess you're SOL then. I mean in the way you clearly hate chicks. I think normal people would enjoy it. What is even your definition of demon? The term is pretty vague, you know.
>>9664082
Shouldn't you save that kind of talk for your girlfriend? Nah, I won't do any of that. Would be way too busy if I did. I prefer to just come along the scene that just look for it.
>>9664108
Try saying that in the middle of a desert.
Post fidget spinners
>>9663891
Thank you, thank you! I'll do my best.
>>9663913
Thank you for the intentions, Jason. You sure have a warm heart under everything else.
...I really should work on my speed.
Can you rig the game any slower, Asgore?
>>9664138
I haven't liked him one bit since the day he came. I don't hate him but I don't like him.
>>9664136
Fuck no why would I
>>9663955
Just alter it some. Or ignore any accusations. Play dumb on common memes/jokes of HG as well. Only Red could not pull this off... Unless he purposely types with horrible English to throw us off any secret avas he has. But I doubt that.
>>9664182
Pretty much this. I used to hate him, but ever since he started RPing I've just been neutral.
Man, it's either there's no swaps or there's ten million. Never in-between. Ah, well, you're lucky I love you guys.
BLOODBATH!
Well, that was...entirely worth it. Welcome back, I suppose.
Is it 8 separate bouquets of flowers, or one giant bouquet? That, is up for Tsuyu to decide. Also, I still can't proofread good.
Is that...uhh...hold on, I have to check the Jojo wiki quick...Iggy, right? Yeah...that's Iggy, right?
Absolutely chopping his score into itty-bitty pieces. I mean, he hacks the life out of that score. I mean, I'm terrible at puns.
Times are tough for mid-00s alt rock bands.
>>9664175
Calm down, friend, it takes time and effort to rig.
Here is our new thread
>>9664203
>>9664162
SOL? don't know what you mean by that.. well, demon, creature from hell, that kind of stuff
>>9664198
Bruh.
>>9664156
Wait, what happened last night? I wasn't here for it.
>>9664175
We need a bit of patience. I'm sure he's doing it as fast as he can.
>>9664201
SOL=shit outta luck
>>9664047
Are you a fan of classical music?
>>9664047
do u like the gizz
>>9664138
I didn't? sorry about that.
>>9664197
>2 BB deaths in a row
>just kill me fampai.
>>9664211
Haru kissud Ash
>>9664197
I do not know how to function this.. Human.. Contraption. I have pulled the proper pulley, but I don't understand the concept of these "bumpers." What are they for? Explain. I wish to acquire this "high score" you speak of.
>>9664197
But my ankles hurt.
>>9664197
AH! First day and I'm already kicking it up like no to other! Now, that deserved a place in the commentary, no? No... Well okay.
>>9664216
A fan? Oh yeah I love classical a lot. Especially the Baroque and "classical" era.
Any stuff to share with me anon?
>>9664186
I MISS YOU
>>9664211
Ash fucked Haru
>>9664197
It will probably be the second option on day one, with my luck
>>9664197
Hello everyone. Let's test our quirks to the limit, okay?
I miss Garnet.
>>9663906
Thank you Soldier, I was busy making cat clones to rule over the world.
>>9664156
I don't remember that our relationship was any of your business, you don't know the full story so buzz off. That was yesterday, I moved on. Have you?
>>9664162
Oh come on! I bet if you make the headlines enough they would start selling action figures and all sorts of merchandise, bet that would get you know who's attention, non?
>>9664197
Iggy's dead, Asgore
>>9664197
Lets see. I started the day with an annoying ice cream headed child, had one of those metal chariots malfunction and be killed by that business man, and now I get to try my luck again. Any of you unfortunate to cross my path will rue the day.
>>9664243
You don't even know me
>>9664250
Garnet is here. Right now.
>>9664228
Gizz?... Hum you... You... mean jazz right? Like that other anon asking if I like classical?
Jazz is okay... Needs to be raw though.
>>9664241
What song is this originally from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GHXK_8irMA
>>9664250
>missing cancer
>>9664250
>Who is Mizore
This had better be a shitpost
>>9664262
no i mean king gizz
>>9664251
Let's hope it doesn't rain.
>>9664197
That entrance wasn't obligatory, perhaps I should've gone for a more subtle approach.
>>9663941
what anime is this
>>9664262
no.
chizz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFOzlbhyoCY
chizz. pizze.
>>9664197
>You've never played pinball before, and under the current circumstances you do not see the need for it, so when they said you "smashed his record", it means you literally smashed his record, along with the table.
>>9664197
Ugh... couldn't I change the music at least?
This crap makes my ears hurt.
>>9664197
Heyo everyone. How'd I do? I'm not very experienced skating to tell the truth.
>>9664281
>kissu
>>9664276
Idolmaster
>>9664258
yes I do................................. Ichigo....................
DAY 1
You get points for trying, Deku, but I wouldn't fuck with her after what she did to Inkling.
dont_forget_youre_here_forever_simpsons_funny.png
Old guy has heart attack: more at 11.
Were all those victories worth it, Eggman-kun? Was all of the blood you have ever spilled worth the screams of the damned? ...Probably.
It's just warm-up for when he gets ahold of more blades.
Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a French 2hu? Oh, no...
>>9664198
Bit early for that, my man.
>>9664254
Wow, thanks for spoiling a series I will most likely never watch. Jerk.
>>9664271
Don't worry, they are waterproof!
>>9664294
>not knowing I was joking
lmao
>>9664294
I'll rip your head and replace it with a nice cat
>>9664201
>>9664213
Yeah that. Thanks Anon #360.
>>9664201
Thanks for telling me. Guess I'm safe then.
>>9664250
Have I ever told you how stupid you are?
>>9664253
That's way too much atten- huh. You really think he would like this sort of thing? Those superheroes do have tight outfits.
>>9664294
Murder is inevitable, but making a mess isn't. I don't want to have to clean you up afterwards, can you imagine how annoying that'd be for me?
>>9664281
>Uraraka is deep in a dream when the casket she's sleeping in is opened. She opens her own eyes and blocks the light with her right hand, letting out a yawn.
Give me... Five minutes.
>>9664294
Stop throwing eggs at me you damned zombie.
>>9664312
Lost to Haru in the final 2
>>9664213
Oooh, thanks for the explanation
>>9664314
You are safe? but weren't you asking for a friend?
>>9664294
>Izuku suddenly brings his notebook out and start jotting something down about the girls incredible reflexes as he tries to slip away.
She was able to catch it without even looking...she might have eyes in the back of her head, or maybe some sort of super hearing ability. Either way it might be for the best if I try to be as quiet as I possibly can around her, or maybe even try to sneak up on her...those might be the best possible courses of action, and and just in ca--
>The boy continues to mutter to himself as he jots down note after note
>>9664294
Come on, this way. Don't worry this way, I swear this isn't a cliff I'm walking you too.
>>9664134
Nani?!
>>9664333
Feels rigged as fuck tbhwyf
>>9664263
I had to dig inside my memory but it's this one anon : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
Go to 1m22
>>9664270
Never heard about...
>>9664277
Ohh....
>>9664336
>UID didn't go up
heh........................................
>>9664294
Oh crap, I didn't know you were there! Quick, we need to get you first aid or something
>>9664345
>Yuno gives someone asking for a random faction a position in Good Vibes on the same night they won
>>9664294
Like I'm going to tire myself by running... There's still a long way to go... Besides running is a pain..
>>9664294
Zzz... where's my highscore... zzz...
NIGHT 1!
Given his size, he presumably just headbutted him, which probably hurts more with that spike on his head come to think of it. Ow.
Hey, Merak, you wanted the music changed, right? Well, you got your wish!
I can't tell if 8 men performing a heart surgery is better or worse than just 1.
WHO ELSE CAN TAKE DOWN A GOD BUT MOTHERFUCKIN' SATAN HIMSELF?!
Jason, what are you doing, man?
That THICC Bee's got some magical honey up her...I'm going to stop thinking about this.
>>9664303
I don't know which anon you were, but either way, I did. So hah!
>>9664372
please speak english
>>9664241
Romantic > Baroque > Classical > Renaissance
>>9664363
+1
>>9664361
look them up but don ot listen to rattlesnake it si their WORST SONG
>>9664363
>uids went from 52 to 53
Baka.
>>9664372
>>9664361
>tfw been wondering for 3 years
I can die in peace now
Thanks Fyxe
>>9664390
sorry I'm tired as fuck
>>9664314
I mean...he is one of those nerdy types right? Then he definitely would be into it, they all are.
>>9664382
I'm starting to think I really suck at this fishing thing
>>9664342
>Just stares because he never says anything in the games
>>9664391
To each their own I guess.. I just prefer the chords and complexity of Baroque... Romantique is... hmm... I don't know "too easy" not that I don't like it alright. Chopin is a pretty cool guy.
>>9664382
When I blasted "Light my fire" I didn't mean it this way... Oooh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deB_u-to-IE
>>9664382
>Uraraka stares at the cooked turkey and squats down to look at it more closely. It seems okay. She reaches forwards and grabs the turkey to inspect it.
Mmmmm... It looks delicious.
>Though even when it's already cooked, the turkey comes back to life and she gasps in surprise and freaks out. In the heat of the moment she uses her quirk and the turkey stomps against the ceiling as she turns around and runs away while screaming.
>>9664382
Tyger tyger burning bright.
>>9664382
Heh, thanks for letting me tag along, It certainly helped me let loose and enjoy my time here.
DAY 2!
Actually, I made a deal with God to smite him, for obvious reasons. Had nothing to do with laughter.
Cat goes after bird. Or, in this case, breaks his toes.
Would that be a hatlock? Hah hah...
Okay, maybe Mikun's stronger than anyone thought. I suppose he just didn't want to waste any time on the Jojo guy. I can't be assed to try to spell his real name.
DA MAN GOING ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY MASSIVE!
Smiling anime girls boost my revenue by AT LEAST 305%. So...get to it!
>>9664428
I had something a bit more heavier in mind...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqvKPWkv4LE
>>9664418
Really? Oh ah ah no problem anon! It's always cool to help! Have a nice night!
>>9664397
Hmm... are trying to make me listen to Rattlesnake with reverse psychology or what?
Anyway, I'll give it a try
>>9664447
no im serious rattlesnake sucks and so does nuclear fusion
try the river or balrog
why do i even bother entering these rigged games
>>9664372
>mfw I've been figured out
>I need to head out. Have a good night HG! Get plenty of rest!
>>9664469
Just to suffer.
>>9664445
While I prefer swinging a sword or a bat, this is acceptable, at least in the Arena
>>9664382
>She twirls the butterfly knife around in her hand before flicking it shut and throwing the blade as far as she can
A disgusting attempt to mimic my feathers is all that is. Humans, how you manage to disgust me at every turn is a surprise.
>>9664445
Just leave the lights off,
>She claps
It's much better with the lights off,
>Clapping again
You really should stop turning the lights back on, you see better in the dark anyways.
>Clap
Creatures were meant to live without these artificial lights.
>>9664474
kys faggot
>>9664445
No If I die, it must be with something cool and smooth like the doors, I'm not some emo goth, come on... It's because of my hair dye?
>>9664466
I'm on it right now
>just had the cops called on me for sitting in my car on my phone.
Apparently, minding my own business on my phone is suspicious activity. Lol.
>>9664288
>Stabs the horny teen
>>9664294
>As much as you hate to admit it, you're having the smallest amount of fun torturing these people this way, even if you aren't causing much physical harm you still take joy from the fact that they're still suffering, even if it's only a small amount of suffering.
>>9664382
>You don't know what's happening.
>You don't think you've ever starved to death before.
>You've died plenty of times before sure, but you've never starved before.
>You don't know why you're giving away the last thing that could save you, if you just kept it for yourself you could survive this.
>This seems like an incredibly stupid decision on your end.
>>9664382
>Rubick goes to laugh, but quickly stifles it by covering his mouth and inhaling deeply.
I don't want to become the next example of dramatic irony. W-wait, is that irony? I...I'm ashamed to admit it, but I don't really know. The word gets used a lot now, I may've muddled the meaning of it somewhere down the line...
Hmm, no. I've decided. This isn't irony - maybe something pertaining or closely related to it, but it in its whole it is not. Yes.
>>9664445
Useful right? I'm sure you'll feel better in a few days, I didn't kick too hard.
>>9664491
which ONE
>>9664492
Were the cops cool about it?
>>9664382
Oh dear, it's going to take a while to wash all of this off. The equipment is too delicate to risk using magic...
>>9664474
Good night buddy
>>9664494
Jokes on you that's my fetish
>kissus again
Holy shit, you people really like grouping up, except for that one lonely sonuvabitch at the top.
NIGHT 2!
The Ahoge tribe is notoriously dangerous and mischievous. You all made the right call.
Even with all of that military training? Weak, man. Weak.
Would it be a stretch to say that Eggman-kun got reincarnated as a turkey? Probably, but I can't think of any other way that could have happened.
I was 100% right about Mikun.
>>9664491
>Bathory
>emo goth
Fyxe, I...
>>9664492
You definitely have to murder the bitch after you rape her now.
>>9664497
The river, the river, calm down Anon, are you secretly a member of the group or what?
I can already say it's a cool and smooth song. I'm digging the drums and the somewhat-trippy guitar.
Thanks for the recommandation!
>>9664494
I've got a question for you. Do you just like killing or do you like fighting too?
>>9664492
Were you in front of business or store?
Cause I mean, robbers do that shady shit all the time.
>>9664474
Goodnight.
>gives scritches
>>9664496
^_^
>>9664513
>Ursula winces as the rooster pecks out the demon's eyes.
They say the devil doesn't sleep. I guess we'll never be sure now. I've never see a rooster shut someone's eyes for good before.
>>9664513
Well, off you go. I'm sure you'll do a good job of it. Make sure you find some mangoes while you're out. If you don't, you may as well not bother coming back.
>>9664513
This is great, I can't remember the last time I just relaxed when it was snowing like this..Hey, what's wrong with him?
>>9664445
I don't know why I even bother to talk to these... things.
>>9664513
Okay... that looks really painful. It might be best to avoid the little guy for now.
>>9664445
Wa--A coin? really? I'm a little di--
>Izuku looks up and Ash is gone without a trace. He snaps his fingers and brings his hand up to his chin.
Crafty guy...
>>9664513
>Thanks to Izuku being at the bottom...nearly everyone topples down on the poor kid.
GAHAAA! Oh god...I think I broke something...
>>9664337
Not what I was talking bout.
>Letting out a deep breath, the air around the two became colder.
I'm definitely sure I wasn't born in hell.
>>9664424
You just want to see me in a stupid outfit, don't you? He's never spoke about it before. I would've know by now. I keeps logs on everything about him.
>>9664533
GOOD :)
im just a big fan and i thought they would be right up ur alley SO
DAY 3!
I hope you guys don't continue this lynch mob tradition. I don't want to start labeling these as "hate crimes."
I entirely endorse that ship, because it makes sense in my mind. Inventor and inventor, right? ...I haven't seen either series.
You are totally and utterly fucked, French 2hu.
You are not a dog, you are a cat. Or maybe you're neither. I can't really tell.
>>9664427
>grabs and takes him away with her that totally isn't a basement.
>>9664474
Good bed
>>9664512
>You don't understand why the man look's like he's enjoying his current situation.
>You also don't understand why he's kissing your mask.
>You proceeded to stab the man again, even harder this time.
>>9664513
We almost got it guys. Let's keep it up.
>Uraraka jumps on the top position before oce collapses and everyone goes flying around. Being on the top was a bad idea for this to happen, at least for Uraraka.
>>9664513
It's black metal, right? Well, it's emo goth going over the top, that's all...
...
Come on, they are really edgy!!
Now next time, light my fire with this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1l1auy0ZjA
>>9664579
No problem anon! I enjoy talking and sharing music! Give me some more next time.
Have a nice evening!
>>9664580
This is even dumber than I thought. And please put away that cat. I don't like how it's looking at me.
>>9664590
u too
>>9664580
It seems our lovely seniorita is, as they say it, "packing heat." You think you can spare a couple of provisions?
>>9664580
Alright so the code was...
>Uraraka types into the machine, not really certain about what's she doing.
>>9664580
Thank goodness, I was looking for a way out before the bottle stopped spinning.
>>9664580
Who did this? Oh, now I'm late and I'm out of an alarm clock. I made that one myself too..
>>9664612
>what's she doing
I think you meant
>what she's doing
>>9664580
That seemed kind of excessive, don't you think? Besides, what would she be spying on, how dumb people are?
NIGHT 3!
League of Legends has claimed many social lives. I'm sorry, but it was inevitable.
NO ONE ESCAPES FROM THE WRATH OF AN ANGRY LUM!
No, switching from lynch mobs to human sacrifices isn't better. In fact, I think it's worse now.
Shota's about to get completely flattened, isn't he?
>>9664590
I ain't denying black metal is edgy, but it sure as hell isn't emo nor goth.
>>9664632
>I've been dying for the last four hours. I'm very tired.
>>9664578
W-What? I didn't say something about you being a demon, you are a pretty normal girl! t-the only persons I call demons are the big t-titty girls, nothing like that could be real so they most be demons, s-sounds stupid I know..
>>9664513
>Tokoyami dusts himself off, after that unfortunate run in with the same guy who stubbed your toe.
>>9664580
Impressive, you've certainly improved over time Deku but was this setting really necessary?
>>9664596
They probably hate the numale cuck that called them in.
Quick to tweet about how cops are pigs and fascist but call them when someone cuts them in line at Starbucks.
>>9664583
>not sure if he likes where this is going
>>9664646
I died to a tornado, did I? Memories of Carl flash before my eyes...please, somebody, close them for me. That smug face, I can't deal with it right now...
>>9664646
(Alright. Alright. I just have to play along with these sickos and perhaps I'll get out of this just fine...)
>>9664646
>Izuku calmly whistles "I want to ride my bicycle" to himself as he rides through fields of dead bodies, trying his hardest to distract himself from the boundless carnage.
DAY 4!
She only believes you because she's going to steal that shit for herself. At least, if it existed.
The little devil himself showing off a bit before he finds his next victim.
I got word that kids also want "cute animals" alongside the teens wanting anime girls. So...smile! Again!
Black Hat already acting on that "hate symbol" declaration.
>>9664646
I kinda want to make a joke about a movie here, but I can't remember the quote
>>9664646
Y-Yeah you got what I meant anyway...
Poor Yuubari...
>>9664650
>The guy hands you some coffe with a dash of amphetamines in it.
This will perk you right up.
>rocket kicks the next poster in the stomach and sends them soaring
>>9664646
Somehow I'm able to take comfort in my experiences in Hell being far worse. I'm not really looking forward to going back there.
>>9664692
Stop! You can't be this loud, everyone is looking!
>>9664646
God powers, huh? I'll just use them to remove all the other tributes at the same time!
Hum, that's not exactly what I had in mind... But it's close enough, you know~? I'll have to figure out how these powers work so I can remove everybody else.
>>9664700
>coffe
Did you have a stroke?
>Want to pick up a motherly ava but realize they are all depicted with large breasts and don't want to give off a thirst vibe
>>9664692
Ugly AND dumb. I should've guessed.
I wonder who even lets these freaks in here.
>>9664578
>Ash puts his arms behind his back and looks down at the ground, before giving a childish laugh
Guilty as charged, It'd definitely be something different thats for sure. I mean have you ever been to one of those comic conventions? I mean I never have but from what I seen, no self respecting person would wear those things in public.
>>9664725
Don't worry, they're too busy with Baron anyway
>>9664724
>>9664692
You seem kind of old-timey to be making those jokes
NIGHT 4!
Like you need any more bread, you pudgy little fuck.
I don't know what the network wants anymore. They just tell me to make these guys smile, and I do it. I don't ask questions anymore.
You got, uh...quite the catch there, Junpei.
>>9664725
Play a nun.
>>9664725
>tfw masculine but more motherly than my own mother
>>9664700
Thank you, that's very kind of you.
>Uraraka grabs the coffee without knowing what's in it.
>>9664752
You're a good person.
>>9664725
That's because there's nothing that screams maternal more than two huge sacks of fat that dispense milk.
Anyway, you won't have to be the one worried about thirsting. That's Soviet's job
>>9664741
Huh. We have penguins as well, it seems.
Is it me or is the weather colder than usual?
>>9664741
This confirms it, I really do suck at fishing
>>9664741
Hey... Can you explain me what's that last frozen lake event?
Kinda looks like a generic frozen lake event with some fluff to make it seems it's original.
Hmmmmmmm?
>>9664738
saved
>>9664725
Just call me daddy
>>9664741
Thanks for the handouts but this isn't a halloween costume, it's all natural.
Who /flat/ here?
DAY 5!
When magic won't do you any good, just use a good old-fashioned assault rifle instead!
THE BEE GETS HER REVENGE BY MAKING JUNPEI THICCER THAN HER! SOMEHOW!
You aren't going to win that duel when his body is made of solid gemstone.
>>9664775
Essentially, you're right, but I got inspiration elsewhere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=455-CIgc7co
>>9664741
If only there was some way to get this ice out of the way.
Oh well, I guess it's just not possible.
>>9664725
Oh oh, I know! pick a poke-mom, none of them have large breast if I remember correctly
>>9664723
>missing such an obvious typo
>begins to overdose on vicodin and bourbon
>he hasn't been invited to Junko and LF's secret roleplaying discord yet
>>9664794
>As she rolls of the cliff Izuku instantly rushes over to it...this isn't what he meant at all. At least he got back at her for snapping his neck.
Oh jeez...Uhh; you did a barrel roll at least? Oh god, that looks really painful...
>>9664794
I should have apologized, in hindsight
>>9664741
>penguine migration
From what I know, this happens south of new zealand. Pretty damn far away from civilization.
>>9664794
Fumi, when you're done with that I need a word with you.
>>9664794
Either those guys were idiots or tey lied to me when they said this was fun.
>begins to overdose on cock and semen
>Littlefinger of the Game of Thrones series
>>9664794
That's enough of this for now. Ugh... how lame.
>>9664794
Oh I see... Nevermind them, keep going!
>>9664794
I think I prefer the poison than being called "her"
>>9664803
We already have Lana's mom. There aren't many pokemon moms and I don't want to add to an increase of poke' avas.
>>9664725
Who do you have in mind
>>9664803
>pets the doggo mommo
http://poal.me/yfnqp4
>wanna pick up a tomboy ava
>everyone wants watermelon tit girly girls
NIGHT 5!
This goblin is more of a nuisance than anything, though I'm impressed he threw one of his brethren.
Just run, Merak. Don't look back. Nothing good is going to come out of the upcoming confrontation.
It's always nice when an ex of mine gets brutally murdered. Nearly brings a tear to my eye.
>>9664819
Uhhh...magical land penguins. Don't question it. I certainly don't.
>>9664849
Tomboys are 10/10
>Not even Okabe
>>9664849
Not Okabe.
>>9664736
Wait what?
>>9664844
>
>>9664849
>shit dude good tomboys are hard to come by. I would love to fag a tomboy but they are so rare.
>>9664849
>everyone
miss me with that shit
>>9664849
I prefer A and B cups.
>>9664851
Sorry, but it's not worth it trying to save one of these mutants.
F E A S T B O Y S
Proper dress protocol at anime Hogwarts, assuredly.
Fumi knows there may be only one king of the mountain. Or...queen, I guess. Regardless, there go some heavy hitters.
...You can stay as long as you don't try to rape me. Deal?
>>9664840
Hmmm, then how about steven's mom? I can't think about more moms that don't have large breast
>>9664846
Thanks ~
>>9664851
Ouch, I suppose it can wait until you wake up.
>>9664865
Rancid shit taste. Kill yourself.
>>9664851
>Tokoyami proceeds to hide a place to the Machokes remains, after some dirty work he successfully manages to hide the body.
>>9664897
You first cunt
>>9664884
As I suspected, dresses don't suit me as well as my uniform.
>>9664884
Er, maybe I should wait until you calm down.
>>9664910
No u
DAY 6!
Should've watched what you ate at the Feast. Overeating will do that sort of thing to you.
>>9664920
>kills u 2 deth
>>9664884
D-do I look like I can handle a sledgehammer to the face?
Crap.
>>9664926
I'm starting to feel a little dizzy...
>Ursula clutches her chest.
Hnng...
>>9664908
>proceeds to hide a place to the Machokes remains.
Jeez, I really should take a break from this.
>>9664935
>tfw
>>9664945
>>9664951
You're gonna make me puke stop
NIGHT 6!
One's sent straight to the circus, and the other's sent straight to Hell. Gotta admit, I like the final four that are left now.
Well, all but one of them, at least.
NEW THREAD COMING UP, WITH A FINAL SHOWDOWN BREWING ON THE HORIZON!
>>9664935
You could kill a man with those, holy shit.
...Event idea, perhaps? Hmm...
>>9664962
Gay.
>>9664951
Is it bad that I unironically want to ava this chick just to see peoples reactions?
>>9664962
WAHAHA
>>9664725
What's stopping you from picking something less motherly looking who would act motherly?
>>9664959
>yfw it's vert posting them
>>9664969
>Event idea, perhaps? Hmm...
You better reference me if you do that, alright.
>>9664926
That was just strange. Good luck getting out of that I suppose.
>>9664969
Maybe I should just wait for a better time to speak with you.
Stop posting Eiken that shit triggers me to no end, Hoshit.
>>9664974
Do it fag
>>9664981
X
You got one more guess
>>9664969
go black hat
or gas coin
>>9664474
I'll be seeing you.
>>9664651
So wait. I can't be a demon because I don't have huge tits? Don't let anyone hear you say that. I see lot of teasing if you do. Anyway,
thanks for the normal compliment but I'm nothing like that.
>>9664725
I'm pretty sure not all moms have huge tits. I never seen them myself but they have to be out there.
>>9664732
So not for a girl like me. Has to be more interesting than the village though. I'm so tired of that right now.
>>9664974
The majority of reactions will be
based
nice rp
*kissu*
<insert long meme post where shimakaze is cumming on your face here>
>>9664985
M-Maybe if you win one of the Championships, that'll be your event.
>>9665007
>>9665007
>>9665007
>>9665007
>>9665007
>>9665001
Tru. But it's worth a try, you know? For the cheap laffs.
Who will be our hero that begins the new era of enlightenment? Who will step forth from the ocean of trash rpers and become the undeniable paragon of what HG rp is about? WHO WILL START THE EIKEN CIRCLEJERK?
>>9665001
>ava a cute anime girl
>people seem to like my rp
>Kamina hates me so much he won't try to Erp with me
Heh...
>>9664849
You don't speak for me.
..