The downward spiral of Mike Magay continued
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/6em00u/there_is_no_justification_behind_attacking_mike/
MIKE MATEI GENERAL WE OUTCHEA
Finally an inspector gadget general thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1xKnuYAAZQ
Michael Mutci is a name that he used to go by
>>9659354
Fuck this guy, he probably caused the "fight" between the NC and the Avgn too. Dude is literally nothing but a punk for James.
>>9659391
when will mike wake up and embrace his autism
i want more cringe kino
>>9659354
Give me a quick rundown
>>9659435
>he probably caused the "fight" between the NC and the Avgn too.
...which was nothing more than a satirical act, which both parties agreed to.
apparently mike has an account on tagged.com if anybody can find it
Someone mind filling me in on what the hell happened?
>>9659791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz1WuBIUBHs
Gadget meme came back, it pushed mike to the edges of insanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZx0GDZR7A
Oh shit boys, it has been found.
>>9659962
What the fuck is going on here.
>>9660000
>660000
Nice dubquads
what's his name again guys?
Mike "Niggers Will Die" Matei
https://www.spokeo.com/social/[email protected]&loaded=1
NOT A DRILL LOCOBANDITO IS CONFIRMED MIKE MATEI
Mike "Heads Fly at the Welfare Line" Matei
MIKE "COMMENCE ROPE DAY" MATEI
here's his gamefaqs account
https://www.gamefaqs.com/community/vaultkeeper
>>9660107
Can't wait to see if there's any fallout from this.
Mike "I dont like black people" Matei
fuck he made some old cartoons that i cant find
https://web.archive.org/web/20040404005556/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/Cartoons.html
Mike "Shoot a Nigger Between the Eyes" Matei
Well fuck me I have to pay to see his online allias and shit https://www.spokeo.com/social/[email protected]&loaded=1.
>
About
Mike Matei created The Loco Bandito in 1994. He currently works for National Safety Compliance editing educational videos. In his spare time he enjoys playing the Nintendo game Bible Buffett in order to help understand Jesus. He spends the rest of his time drawing has-been celebrity portraits and watching Full House.
kek
found a couple more
https://web.archive.org/web/20041207192519/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/81904.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20041207194953/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/10204.html
>>9660244
https://web.archive.org/web/20041209004021im_/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/11304.jpg
>>9660247
you really think he has anything on-record?
>>9660256
Mys well find out.
>>9660255
Wait is this real?
>>9660255
Someone show this to /pol/
>>9660266
he's a fuckup for sure but doesn't seem like a criminal by any means.
Can someone say whad'he do? I don't want to filter through all this reddit babble.
>>9660280
yes. its his old site. im going through everything on it now.
>>9660296
Make sure it's saved in case it's later removed from the archives.
>>9660304
I've saved everything so far.
Dude now I actually want to take down Mike, what a fucking douchebag.
>>9660311
same here. also have the drunk mike stream that was posted along with mineycrafta and the elmo video.
>>9660326
I don't,nothing wrong with making edgy racist comics.
Can someone please TLDR this shit for me please.
>>9660333
I'm just in cause its gonna be hilarious.
>>9660326
Fuck Mike and fuck brown bricks
what the fuck happened
>>9660350
mike samefagged on reddit to defend himself then we found a bunch of edgy comics through the pseudonym he used on reddit.
https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/cbarks/conversations/messages/5
Hmmm
>>9660375
Sold the website I'd imagine. It was around then when Cinemassacre was really starting to take off.
he took the site down in 2006 i guess. ive looked through everything on the archive and cant find anything else.
>>9660375
>>9660354
Holy fucking shit how deep does the rabbit hole go
And we might have never found about this if Mike had just owned his mineycrafta shit
This stuff needs to be passed around, get to work boys
>>9660375
is that a fucking drawnsex ad
>>9660354
>Mexican man shitting on himself
>Calls himself a "Spic"
>Shit is brown
>BROWN SPICS
It's like poetry
>>9660393
yeah seems likely. it's kinda weird how in the links section on the site he linked to avgn and bootsys music. guess bootsy just now hopped on the pc train.
>>9660354
Building Brown Walls with Donald Trump
GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://beta.groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/ColdTerrorFleet/conversations/topics/7640
>>9660445
>Mike Matei, wrote:
> Hi I'm looking for a Klingon warrior costume for an adult male.
> Looking to spend between 100 - 300 $ max. Doesn't have to be the
best
> costume of all time, just something decent to get the idea across.
> Would like to look like one of the klingons from star trek 3. Can
> someone could guide me in the right direction. thanks
this is actually insane
mike is fucked up
Brown people, in moy country
>>9660445
Yeah he used a klingon costume in an old startrek avgn video
This is him, those comics are his, he cant deny it
>>9660379
There is more to this than just that, no?
>>9660477
>>9660460
>>9660445
Im going to keep researching this, see if we can find some better dirt.
>Arrest record has a red symbol
I can't access it without signing up though
>>9660558
I think maybe it's because there aren't any.
If anyone has an account https://www.spokeo.com/social/[email protected]&loaded=1
>>9660493
you asked for a tldr, thats about it without going into full detail
>>9660445
>Mike ripped off an old lady for an AVGN episode
I really hope James isn't implicated in any of this, we've all known for years Mike is a scumbag but I really hope James was oblivious to most of his shitty behavior
>>9660445
>I "guided" this one to an experience seamstress who took on his
project and finished over half the costume before he informed her
that he needed it "in a hurry" and has bought one somewhere else.
He had a real deal...an authentic costume for $150, including
gauntlets, shoulder armor, ENT detailing, sized to his specs and
left this great-grandmother of a woman holding the partially-
finished costume and materials which she paid for out of her own
(shallow) pocket.
A Klingon without honor. I would advise anyone dealing with this
man to collect all funds before supplying any product. My friend
was too trusting. She is struggling to support her family and
cannot afford this kind of setback.
I will post the sizes and pictures of this wonderful work-in-
progress as soon as I receive them. Perhaps there is an HONORABLE
Klingon out there who is interested in a well-made costume for a
better-than-reasonable price.
holy kek.
>>9659687
anyone else read this as if mike is voicing the characters
>>9660558
>Toms River, NJ
Oh shit, he's in my area
People still care about Cinemassacre?
>starts off as a thread to laugh at mike for being a retard and to post BROWN BRICKS
>ends up becoming a kiwifarms-esque info collection that reveals racist comics and mean shit he did
I find this mildly amusing.
Never had sex
>/co/ founds the pedo self insert character in PPG
>/v/ + /trash/ finds Mike's racist comics and proof that he ripped off an old lady
Good things come in three boys, what's the third thing gonna be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP4XBFo8GoQ
>>9661188
That is incredible.
I tried to post the thing about Mike ripping off the old lady on the AVGN reddit but the shit site doesn't work and I'm stuck on the submit page, can anyone else try?
Use this image because I think lebbit doesn't allow you to post emails for fear of doxxing
>>9661313
Brb I can post it.
>>9660048
Mike "The Loco Bandito" Matei, of course
A constant reminder of his legacy
>>9661333
Posted it before I saw this comment. Nice trips.
>>9661313
Wow I hate Mike more than I hate MAD agents.
What an asshole.
>>9661507
I dont know it seems that leddit is largely uninterested
>>9661507
Yeah if we get this to google we could have them pull cinemassacres advertisements, they basically have to get rid of Mike now.
>>9661532
I really don't want Cinemassacre or James in trouble, Mike just has to go
>>9661179
>>/co/ founds the pedo self insert character in PPG
What? I have missed this one completely.
>>9661507
THE BOOTSY COUP
We can just spam the comment sections of all his videos and twiiter until he caves to the pressure. Or you can give the info to ANTIFA and BAMN types to demand he resign. The ACLU will literally force google to terminate them.
Basically call him a Trump supporter, lol.
http://i.imgur.com/a5HXSX2.png
>>9661585
numale supreme
Anyone dares to post them in r/TheCinemassacre/ and see how fast they get deleted
>>9661632
>goldman
tl;dr.
The fuck is going on? I just see porn, cling ons, and a comic about some mexicans on coke fucking a bus full of black people apparently.
Did James know?
>>9662603
he found out about the dick stuff a couple days ago
>>9662603
It seems James is completely unaware of any of this shit until somebody directly emailed him (his personal email and not Cinemassacre) and told him. Mike is maintaining that James didn't scold him but we don't know for sure.
>>9662935
Yeah, it was posted in that huge thread on some drama subreddit. I can't find it right now but it's true.
somebody should post this shit to neogaf
>>9662935
Yes I think, someone had a screencap on /v/ showing a post that said as such.
>>9663270
It's bad enough trying to fit in with redditors, my skin is already crawling, much less Neocucks
Did no one save his dick?
i wonder if his gf knows about this shit
>>9663270
Next step is to start emailing tabloids, the ones who made a big deal about the New Ghostbusters video would be a start
>>9663487
someone email her the comics
>>9663905
Well honestly I don't want James to get in trouble by association, and honestly I might hate Mike but I hate those piece of shit liberal rags far more.
>>9659354
What's the ETA until we find his Fetlife
why do they both say REview
>>9659780
Which of you retards is arguing with some mexican redditfag about baneposting? Fuck's sake.
>>9663270
>neogaf
Don't ever use that filthy word here ever again
>>9663909
Send them to James' wife
either his gf isnt named claire or she doesnt live in nj
>>9665512
isn't he actually in Philly like James?
>>9665533
idk. i figured she was in nj like mike. too many results to look through for philly and pennsylvania.
>>9659354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UqkRPHyyds
Reminder that Mike stole $60,000 dollars from kickstarter donations.
>>9667352
>James got blamed for this and Mike just let it happen
what went wrong
>people are attacking mike for racist comics he did 13 years ago
What is this SJW level of bullshit? The thing about him making an old lady pay for a costume was shitty though.
>>9667974
because mike is a fucking faggot with a huge ego. plus he's tarnishing james brand by being a dumb fucking idiot.
>>9667974
it's alright when they do it for le EPIC LULZ XD anon, but having any reason more than just disliking him makes you retarded for doing anything like that
it's a very logical standard, trust me
wonder what james is gonna do
https://www.reddit.com/r/AVGN/comments/6erneq/one_of_the_current_mods_of_rthecinemassacre_told/
>>9667974
Nah man you've got it backwards.
The racist comics aren't what pissed people off they're just and easy opening that'll get the outrage stirring. People already hate him so they'll use whatever they can to fuck him over.
Not that he really deserves a lynch mob for being really unfunny and kind of a dick, but it is what it is.
Oh boy the leddit threads have started to blow up
>>9659687
since when did jerk city get a human illustrator
Punished Mike
>>9669843
A tard denied a publisher.
im awaiting mike's redemption arc where he uploads more autismo inspector gadget/elmo content so it can take the heat off the drama
>>9663411
>The supposed sock puppet account was faked. Yes that is my old website. Which also lists bootsys name. Easy enough for anyone to find. Someone found the handle i used on that site and posted fake comments. I have reported this issue to reddit admins. This is harassment. -Mike
>discussing Youtube drama
I'm being very serious when I say this: kill yourself.
>>9660281
There was a thread on /pol/ about it last night, Mike's comics were funny as shit.
Mike did nothing wrong
>>9668005
>Waaa he made an edgy comic about Mexicans fucking a bus filled with aids Niggers
Cry me a river
>>9670413
>Someone found the handle i used on that site and posted fake comments
holy fucking lying, batman
Go Go Gadget Nigger Bricks
>>9670460
He needs to make more of these comics desu I'm sure James wouldn't mind considering he would laugh at that shit. (Except for his feminist wife)
test
Bjorn Riis
>>9670444
nobody gives a shit about those they just hate Mike in general, and any dirt people can find is good enough for them. so just sit back and enjoy Mike getting progressively more defensive.
"Mother Fucker" Mike, more like "Oh Man He's Fucked" Mike
what about james?
Mike "My ten inch bone is better than Tyrone's" Matei
Mike "Kill a nigger everyday" Matei
Mike "I'm better than the Jews so I should the reviews" Matei
Mike "James doesn't know that I ripped-off Shlomo" Matei
Mike "I gave Bootsy the boot" Matei
Mike "I just don't really like black people" Matei
he's samefagging himself on rebbit again
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/6eviea/defending_mike_im_not_mike/
>>9670413
I don't believe for a second that someone was smart enough to find Mike's old account and false flag on Reddit, leaving a trail of breadcrumbs to Loco Bandito. If I had discovered it, I would have just posted it on the subreddit.
>>9672450
That's incredible.
>>9670413
>easy enough for anyone to find
>literally impossible to find if he didnt post with his personal username
Newfag to this topic, can someone fill me in on what's going on with Mike? Is there controversy going on just because he's racist?
>>9673885
>mike posts on leddit with an old username defending himself
>gets called out when people find out that username is tied to racist shit and forums where he shit talks people
>still denies this is him and tries to shut everything down as usual
>>9673942
Thanks. Didn't know.
GUYS
http://imgur.com/a/w72if
BROWN BRICKS
>>9674540
It never ends
>>9660397
kek what the fuck
>>9670348
is that real?
today I learned that mike matei draws racist cartoons and has a big schlong
this makes me like mike matei more than I already did
>>9659687
>charles nelson reily
I don't get it
In actuality do any of you really think anything is going to happen?
>>9675349
nope. james wont fire mike. he might have him tone down things but thats it.
>>9675349
https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-intro-1987-remake-mario-paint-mike-matei/
Maybe the Daily Dot and Gizmodo would like to know that the artist they wrote about used to draw racially insensitive cartoons :^)
>>9674820
I found it on the reddit page all this news is leaking on so do with that as you will.
>>9675081
Does he still do it, or was it just something he did years ago?
>>9677242
last one came out in 2005 i think
>>9674839
>It's a "rabid SJWs try to tear down cinemassacre again, but fail to realize they don't give a shit" episode
wtf i love mike now
>>9679608
why? hes a whiny faggot.
>>9670348
>The /v/ memes are real
>>9679654
What did Mike do that was so damn awful?
>>9680828
he drew some comics over a decade ago that hurt some modern SJWs feelings because racism touches us all and he's a fucking white male.
>>9680828
>tried for years to take down the moinecrap vids
>used multiple accounts on reddit to defend himself
>made imgur take down screenshots of his messages
>fired bootsy
>pushed ryan on us
>never shuts the fuck up in videos
>constantly mentions his less than 10 inch dick
>>9681377
So much shit coming out that people are forgetting stuff like that Punch Out stream he was pretending to play over recorded gameplay, he also admitted on Pat the NES Punk's podcast that he uses save states and edits it out in videos
>>9682578
>he also admitted on Pat the NES Punk's podcast that he uses save states and edits it out in videos
link?
>>9682849
Somewhere in the Not So Common podcast he did I think around 30-60 mins in
>>9683403
ugh
>>9679654
I'm from /pol/ of course I would condone mike doing this type of shit. Shame he sold the site so it would eventually be turned into some cartoon porn one and then shut down completely. I hope James kicks him out so he can make these comics again. The Brown Brick fucker needs to make more of these.
>>9660402
It's a stole drawing like most cartoon porn ads, Shame I can't find the original anywhere. It looks good
>>9683403
he didn't say anything about save states
>>9684198
When Pat asked if he played on original hardware and he mentioned the NT Mini aftermarket NES they use and started stuttering, he didn't outright admit it because Mike has too much of an inferiority complex for that but he danced around it. I can't remember what he specifically said it's been a while since I heard it. Think he even awkwardly coughed and then blamed it on a """cold""" too
>>9684361
i didnt hear anything about that because i only listened from 30-60. ill go back another day and listen to the rest. wouldnt surprise me if mike used save states. that would explain why he's so against them any time the topic of emulators comes up.
Pretty edgy, but then again this was 13 years ago so he can always just say "yeah this was fucked up and I have moved on from this long ago".
>>9684817
Doesn't really work like that anymore. Hulk Hogan lost his spot in the WWE Hall of Fame and basically got excommunicated for saying "nigger" on a tape that was a decade old. Seeing as how Ryan runs Screenwave Media and has business interests outside of Cinemassacre, I could honestly see him going to James and saying that Mike needs to step down or at least make people believe that he's left Cinemassacre and stay behind the scenes from now on. This shit is slowly starting to blow up outside of 4chan and reddit now, probably won't be much longer until places like Kotaku start to get wind of it.
>>9684817
>People actually believe the "DEFINITELY Me, Mike Matei and I Like to Say Every Racial Slur I Can Find in the Dictionary!" comics
>>9684817
Oh, and there was a Loco Bandito video of the character edited into "Kung-Fu" NES footage on Cinemassacre at one point too, so Mike can't use the excuse that he abandoned the character.
>>9684817
This isn't even edgy.
I used to see worse shit in magazines when I was a kid.
>>9684817
I giggled a little
there's a child-like innocence to this even if it's Matei's crude toilet humor with the added racism
>>9684817
What's stopping him from creating more of these? James already knows by now according to r/AVGN. I doubt he would care about Mike continuing them. Considering all the fucked up shit Mike has done in the past but yet hasn't been layed off.
But seriously though this is something I would draw at school when I was younger. But still gave me a chuckle nonetheless.
Can't wait for the new epic episode of James and Mike Mondays
>>9659354
MIKE'S LIFE MATTERS
Mike deleted all Bootsy content from Youtube, the main site, and no longer follows him on twitter. This is a guy he's known for close to 20 years. All out of pettiness. Is James really no gonna comment? Did he agree with the decision? This is ridiculous.
>>9687295
when did this happen all his stuff is still up now
>>9687295
https://www.youtube.com/user/JamesNintendoNerd/search?query=bootsy
>>9659354
Bump
>>9687533
He deleted all his LS content with Bootsy I think. Several videos are missing.
>>9684817
Holt shit that's actually pretty funny
>>9684962
Link? I looked up the Kung Fu video that's on YouTube and can't see him.
>gonna make a page on the lost media wiki for the rest of the loco bandito comics
>mike deleted all livestreams with bootsy
>>9687295
Explain the Bootsy thing for someone who is only vaguely aware of who these guys are.
>>9692430
This, he just disappeared without any explanation
According to the user on youtube who uploaded part of the drunk livestream it's around 2 hours
i cannot believe how legitimately awful reddit truly is. The insults thrown around here actually don't do it justice. my god what a fucking dump. I can't even read this shit.
>>9687533
I think he just removed them from the Cinemassacre website.
>>9695998
mike talking about his dick on tumblr
http://archive.is/JgBo5
http://archive.is/qVT4A
http://archive.is/Cpbcd
http://archive.is/7ZKBn
>>9684164
What's it like still being fourteen?
>>9685211
>there's a child-like innocence to this
>>9695963
It's amazing that I can tolerate and even be friends with tumblr users and autists from 4chan but I swear to god if someone says they're an avid redditor it raises a red flag for me.
>>9660558
That's to trick you into paying. I looked up my mom's name on one of those once and it had the same little icon, and I know for a fact that she's never been arrested.
>>9661632
According to some articles, all he did was voice the character and wasn't behind its creation. I don't know if I believe that, but it's what CN is telling the public.
I'd probably have done the same thing, Blossom was my favorite PPG back in the day too.
>>9698406
>implying Matei isn't a man-child
>>9698957
I want to believe that he actually made it in a way no one questioned him about it, literally living the dream.
It's either that or the writers were bullshitting around and one of them went ''AYY JAKE, I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THE SHOW SO A 6-YEAR-OLD CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU'LL HAVE TO WRITE THAT OUT YOURSELF AS A PRANK''
>>9699217
The PPG were never given canon ages. Of course we've been given enough context throughout the years to know "young," but anyone who tries to say they're (number) is wrong.
People just assume because it's easy to call "p-pedo" in comments on porn.
>>9698957
I masturbated to that ''Blossom's Bedroom'' game more times than I'm comfortable admitting, and that was way before I found out I could switch them out, or unlock miss Bell
>>9699281
it's entirely fucked up to try to equate cartoons to real humans, but not for nothing they are elementary students
And they were made in a lab, if anything they would be more like 1 or 2 rather than 6
>>9698342
>Implying anybody on an Iranian Basket Collecting Forum isn't immortally a child
>>9698957
Kinda sounds like a cover-up to me. He always seems to appear out of nowhere to flirt with Blossom at random moments, without contributing anything to the story.
It's not unusual for a girl to have a crush on a slightly older boy, so it's not like it sends a wrong message, but the character comes off as super cringy.
But yeah, I understand it feels like a mitigating factor that it's Blossom. It would surely raise an alarm if he was hitting on Bubbles. They probably wouldn't let that go on the air.
>>9690744
cinemassacre,com/2007/02/06/kung-fu-bandito/
Mike deleted it(of course) but there was a copy or two floating around still
>>9702022
Also replace the comma with a period
If anyone remembers the YT video should back it up
>>9702124
the one on youtube isn't the full version. here's the full thing
http://vb.mojvideo.com/d55f0bf8cb84ed4ca8eb.mp4
>>9702174
we /lost media/ now
>>9702344
https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20040805003226/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/links.html
Here it is
>>9702344
James probably knew, he was probably the one who told Mike to take it down once AVGN started getting big. That's why he has stayed silent through all this, he knows it makes him look bad too.
Anybody wanna get started on writing that page for loco bandito? :^)
http://lostmediawiki.com/Home
>>9702437
Someone should just convince Mike to release the remaining comics he has now that this is out. The Domain name for the website is purchasable. I could buy it and restore the site to it's 2004 variant.
>>9702478
I'm going to join the discord chat, Just to give it some light. I'll log into my account later, however it is a pain in the ass to log in on the new site.
>>9702436
The plot thickens
>>9702478
This site is legit bordering on actually being somewhat important and interesting, to pure unadultured autism and misinformation
To this day these people INSIST that The Black Cauldron had a deleted scene where Princess Eilonwy (a 14 year old) get partially naked, even though there is 0 proof of such scene existing, but that doesn't stop them to actively edit it back into the Wikipedia article and Lost Media article (which I actually wrote in the first fucking place) whenever I erase it out.
>>9702533
Maybe Bootsy should release the theme song just for the keks.
>>9702591
Don't forget the supposed Kablam episode with the kissing scene. I like the Lostmedia wiki overall but some of it's users are borderline retarded.
>>9702637
They should delete all articles under "existence unconfirmed" until they find out it's legit.
>>9702637
It's downright unhelpful at times
The Land Before Time article has these very vague descriptions of what the deleted scenes might actually be, and the videos attached to the article are literally from someguy who taped the VHS version of the movie off his CRT, made some half-assed edits in Windows Movie Maker and called it a ''Restoration''
I've been researching about Don Bluth for 6 goddamn months and I've managed to find all sorts of shit like proof of an alternate version of Pebble and the Penguin with better animation, concept art for a radically different version of Thumbelina and early storyboards for A Troll in Central Park, compared to that shitty ''Animation Lookback'' series I'm a goddamn Barsa volume.
if it was so easy to leave someone you wouldn't be in love with them
there are these things called emotions that make decisions more complicated than that
I do not want to be rude but I have seen you complain about this exact thing many times here so I think you need to do some evaluating
>>9702793
Hi Mike! didn't know you browsed /trash/.
still spamming threads about this shit
Global Rule 10 is still enforced on trash, anon.
Enjoy your ban.
/bcb/ - bittersweet candy bowel
Aggressive Imouto Edition
oh wow there was a thread on this shit on somethingawful back in 2008
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3822448&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
what timing.
Telemonster thread
bamp
writefag better have my smut in the morning or I'm gonna make December look like a fuckin joke
>>9702825
>>9702841
>>9702854
>>9702855
Mike stop throwing a temper tantrum, Yes we get it you have a big dick. Is it so big you have it stuck up your ass?
>>9702851
wait google says 2008 but the actual posts say jan 2017
What does /trash\ think about
Diamond Dogs?
>>9702871
Nah all he has up there is brown bricks with moincrap
The Diamond Dogs are scavengers,they hide behind trees.
>>9702884
The thread might have been a very old irrelevant topic that no one gave two shits about it because they weren't arsed to click the links
artist fucking dies
Bumping with balls
>>9702891
fucking kek
>>9702899
>>9702917
You can shut up now
Monthly Gumball thread
What do you think The Watterson are doing to kill time till the new episodes?
Choose your destiny
And here I was thinking this thread could've ended up interesting
oh look a free ipad
Slow thread today
>>9702980
Mike ruins fucking everything, now he's spamming the thread like the little autist he is. Can go suck gadget's cock while playing minecrap.
The Pro is inferior to the DT770. The Custom Studio however is basically the same as the DT770 80 Ohm
He used to do this on /vr/ too
Can someone please help??
Just do a clean flash, faggot.
what is the best thing to use to watch kino on windows?
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>>9703055
You are so fucking insecure about a stupid comic about a Mexican peeing on niggers. My God mike just fuck off already
My program worked
sorry for the spam
>>9703091
Alrighty mike now go back to bragging about your 10 inch cock with underage fans.
>>9703113
Who's Mike?
>>9703079
The second post was me saying Mike used to spam the /vr/ e celeb threads late at night too
>>9703129
Should've looked at the post a second time, my mistake anon.
>>9703129
>mike gets drunk at night and spams 4chan
he's so pathetic. he has a gf and half a million dollar house yet he cries about shit people post online about him.
>>9703245
His Girlfriend is probably getting fucked by Bootsy, While Mike is making the next usual cringe worthy video to further make Cinemassacre look like shit.
>>9703245
I'm not this Mike guy
>interrupts /lostmedia/ discussion
>floods the thread to shit
>abandons it expecting to go 404
I don't even know what to think about this.
>>9704598
>PPG movie
Why does every movie Hannah Barberah made ends up being forgotten bargain bin material?
>>9670348
This guy's a scumbag and all but holy SHIT. That is an awesome dick.
>>9704996
hi mike!
>>9705054
Nice try but only quads can prove I'm Mike. I don't know what to do to prove to you I'm not him.
Really though I didn't know people still gave a shit about cinemassacre. I'd have figured all the big LP'ers were all that really got many views as far as gaming channels go.
I only know about the weird inspector gadget video, can someone give me the quick rundown on him?
>>9705126
People pretty much just watch AVGN and ignore the other stuff on the channel.
>tfw you never got to see the lost bootsy livestreams mike deleted
Fuck Mike and his pettiness
>>9705332
Not sure if this is everything. They only did a handful together
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/6f053y/mike_deleted_all_his_livestream_videos_that/
>>9705332
What if bootsy wanted some distance between himself and the job lynch mob whose losing it over decade old edgy shit
>>9705521
All his other episodes are still up
>>9705564
Yeah you mean the ones where it's not just bootsy paling around with a nigger guy
You don't see how he might want those less accessable
>>9661579
>Mike just has to go
Dude. There is no Cinemassacre without Mike. Like I sincerely doubt they will keep shit together with James and Ryan.
Ass
>>9707125
Hole
>>9706267
>There's no cinemassacre with Mike the Mental Child
FTFY
Fire Mike and bring back Bootsy and hell even hire Jontron. I don't think he's working with normal boots currently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_rlFDiN4cE
>>9705163
Quick rundown on Mike Matei
>James Rolfe's best friend since college
>originally encouraged James to make the AVGN episodes
>has appeared in many of the classic episodes as Bugs Bunny, the Cowardly Lion, the Joker, and others
>has run the website, YouTube channel, and subreddit almost singlehandedly, James pretty much only makes videos
>when James was in California working on the AVGN movie, Mike started making more videos by himself to keep the channel alive
>among them were the infamously unfunny Minecraft review "featuring Inspector Gadget" and the shockingly juvenile Elmo in Grouchland review
>Mike has deleted these videos, and tries to get the videos removed whenever someone reuploads them
>once streamed Super Mario Brothers while extremely drunk, deleted the video, and now bans anyone who mentions it on Reddit
>Bootsy stopped appearing on the channel, and it seems like there's a conflict between him and Mike
>Mike has posted pictures of his erect penis on both the Cinemassacre subreddit, and Twitter accounts before quickly deleting them, despite many of their fans being underage
>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments
>and of course, if you mention this on the subreddit, you get banned
>a disgruntled mod from the Cinemassacre subreddit confirmed all this was true
>the subreddit becomes increasingly anti-Mike
>he has at least one person defend him
>an account called "elvis8atari" begins defending Mike, saying that Mike is a good guy and this is probably a difficult time for him, so we should go easy on him
>Mike is known to be a big fan of both Elvis and Atari
>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?
>apparently he is
>>9708041
>people start googling "elvis8atari" and find out that it is indeed an old screen name used by Mike
>he's used it for years, trashing the Irate Gamer in forums
>people find out that Mike asked an old lady to make him a Klingon costume, presumably the one used in the AVGN Star Trek episode, and told her when she was halfway done that he needed it in a hurry and bought one somewhere else, and he paid her nothing, even though she had already bought the materials and put in a lot of work
>they also discovered that Mike wrote and drew a webcomic ~2004 called "The Loco Bandito"
>it's ASTOUNDINGLY unfunny, makes the Minecraft video look like a Marx Brothers film
>there are no jokes, just edgy racism
>Mike says he tried to get it published, but "no one had the balls"
>a Reddit mod recently e-mailed James' personal e-mail to tell him all of this, it seems James had no idea
>>9708044
>a Reddit mod recently e-mailed James' personal e-mail to tell him all of this, it seems James had no idea
I hope all this shit doesn't give James any trouble
>>9708089
Last bump
>>9708089
Wait James got sent the comics now too?
>>9708089
If James doesn't discipline Mike he is a legit and eternal cuck. A spineless excuse for a man.
>>9708041
Thanks for the solid rundown. Been trying to follow this but everything has snowballed into a giant "Mike is fucked" pile of bad mistakes, couldn't keep up.
So because of "Kung Fu Bandito", is it safe to say that James knew about the comics?
>>9710098
He was emailed before that. He might have been emailed after the comics came to light though.
>bump limit
Like, goodbye thread I guess
>>9710912
Bye shaggy
>>9710912
You can shut up nao
I'm ALWAYS on duty
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