/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Aqua Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Steven Universe "Wanted"
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!hu4W2TZT!AdetOmlaMe1tsvlcnYyfvQ
Google Drive:https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4kAJwTQ6mdKeGlFWHFuSDlPS3M
[NEWS]
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd, pre-order now
http://apple.co/2riEbl9
>"Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" now available
https://su-g.pw/dre9u
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
First for Rhodonite
Forgetting something?
which gem is for kisses?
>>9650542
Constantly.
How was your day?
Any plans for tomorrow?
>>9650542
Everyone else has.
Great edition
I just found 12 bricks
Discord server for art/nsfw of all off color gems
https://discord.gg/CBGwSxs
fresh from the drawboardwhatever things
>>9650562
What is it? can you remember?
>>9650570
And what is that?
>>9650542
Steven consents and Connie does, but Pearl does not.
>>9650581
Thanks!! Mug here! Gonna add to the imgur!
>>9650597
Uh what?
>>9650392
>>9650417
Delete.
>>9650618
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-myth-of-consensual-sex
>>9650597
>Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
I want to suck on an orange creamsicle
>>9650643
>>9650654
oh i remember this! guess I was forgetting something.
>>9650660
You want to suck on shit.
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
After death there is nothing
No one will remember you in the end
>>9650683
>No one will remember you in the end
This is what helps me get through life, knowing that no matter what mistakes I make it won't make any real difference in the grand scheme of things.
>>9650683
So?
>>9650683
You remember hitler. he's dead.
Please don't let Steven be alone with Lapis
>>9650713
Steven IS Lapis
>>9650710
In 10,000 years, how much will people remember him beyond the name?
>>9650683
thank god
see ya, btw you have likely met someone who commited suicide.
>>9650750
Depends on The future.
>>9650566
My day was pretty good. Did some art, ate some cake, survived a tornado. Tomorrow I'll do much of the same, hopefully without the tornado part.
>>9650574
>ywn deliciously make out with her as kissing noises fill the air, then after the kiss breaks she says
"I'm going to be kissed!"
>>9650710
In the end no one will remember him either
>>9650771
I have. Later, pointless pessimism Pearl.
>>9650556
Zircon is for kisses!
>>9650817
Nice alliteration. Ok but seriously bye.
>>9650566
I'm gonna draw today, for real this time!
>>9650781
Aside from the tornado that was a good day
Was it a big tornado? Did it damage your home or apartment?
>>9650830
Zircon is for disbarment for being less competent than Saul Goodman.
>>9650859
It was just outside the neighborhood; rain went at an upwards angle. To be honest, it was kind of cool. No damage, thankfully!
>>9650556
>>9650910
whoa
>>9650791
It's beautiful <3
>anon this was a bad idea to shapeshift blood and bones and then remove my foot why do i even listen to you gosh this stings
>>9650566
Day was okay
Birthday is tomorrow so I'm going to enjoy some cottage cheese my family gets for me every year
>>9650954
So just unshapeshift it dumb bitch
>>9650957
Happy birthday anon!
>>9650907
Good to hear
>she will never pretend to be your pearl and shower you with love and adoration after a long day at work
>>9650999
Zircon wouldn't lower herself to Pearl status pls
>>9650935
DELETE
>>9650713
But Steven and Lapis love each other!
>>9650910
>Somebody posted my shitty crop
Nice
>>9651039
Maybe not Smug Yellow, but Nervous Blue has potential.
>>9651066
She did something unforgivable
Why are Orange/Yellow gems all CUNTS?
>>9651084
She's got the same pride as Yellow. I know this
>>9650998
Thanks anon
Zircon is going to get shattered.
>>9651084
Did someone say nervous Pearl
>>9651114
How old are you gonna be?
>>9651106
Umm...Paddy's not a cunt.
>>9651100
Nope she wants him to eat it out of her. They shall become even closer.
>>9651124
nah
>>9651175
I love the Zircons' black eyelids SO MUCH
>>9651145
22
>>9650999
But she doesn't have a Pearl kind of body
>>9651124
She's going to end up in the kindergarten pits with Lars.
>>9651252
Nice! Happy Birthday!
Thanks anon I'll post if anyting neat happens today
>>9651307
In his harem?
>>9651280
who cares?
What are you listening to tonight, /sug/?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=087wpIOEtWo
Would Zircon be a good lawyer on Earth?
>>9650542
I keep tabbing here, but I'm trying to finish watching a movie - its mildly annoying
>>9651354
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9iMWu1V6ARw
My fav at the moment. Reminds of Utena
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcwgdGPAl5o
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFRT_YPdSbs
Good choice on your part
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmA6vTppO7w
>>9650830
r-really? You mean it, anon?
>>9651438
Oh, I'd wreck that gem
>>9651408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl0rACi5pyk&feature=share
Fuck let me try this instead
>>9651354
this lil diddy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06S8F4boJqM
>>9651438
Of course I do <3
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbxXYaGC4g
>>9651534
Did you also happen to hear, "Dynamite" by Run The Jewels, from Adult Swim
Since some folk might not be aware of it, here's a link containing all 169 tracks from the SU playlist on Aivi and Surasshu's Soundcloud and 2 extra tracks that aren't in it.
>https://mega.nz/#!dlckATYA!rphheWgwvvnFtideFXYYqrrhMpuPvA608Rchy8cDafw
>>9651354
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-RW4tz3_0g&t=777s
I apologize for nothing.
>>9651566
i will never trust a /sug/ mega link
>>9650910
sauce
>>9651546
no
but i like it
>>9651599
glad you enjoyed, they're a favourite of mine
>>9650206
Delivering
Ill probably come back tomorow
>>9650580
kill yourself and take your shitty phoneposter-ridden den of idiocy with you
>>9651337
kill yourself
>>9651621
>>9651620
Nice
>>9651590
I've posted Mega links here before, one of 'em being link to Attack the Light's OST.
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ
I wish I found my tablet pen. music is helping me chill
>>9651727
Well I can tell you one thing, it makes me want to write despite it being past midnight here.
>>9651727
Noice music.
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si81bIoZRJQ
Listened to this while drawing today.
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxLknj7vtLM
Love me some GIzz
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY4PydYJuw8
>tfw a straight man, but run a tumblr art blog and enjoy SU and this music
>>9651812
Crossovers, I've posted 'em in /trash/ before.
Steven Universe/Kingdom Hearts (contains OCs)
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/9162724/chapters/20804722
Steven Universe/Ratchet And Clank
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/10936188/chapters/24330942
>>9651857
Dude, you're not beholden to anyone. That combo works for you
>>9651857
>You
>Expected Gold Panda
Oh well, that was pretty cool too.
Which gem would you smoke a bowl with?
>>9651971
Stoners are disgusting
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBjzescdVLE
autism fuel
>>9651971
Does Sugar draw Greal art?
>>9651993
you think she'd ever cheer up?
>>9652002
Give her Pink Diamond back and she will be ecstatic
>>9652002
soon as she fucks YD's shit up and becomes the next member of the memebarn. Nah, no clue. I hope so - we've seen angry, sad, and indignant - I'd very much like to see happy
>>9651621
Thanks indexer!
>>9651488
>You saved the link
Glad you liked it, Doodle.
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COBzBGSIny0
I'm disappointed in your levels of autism /sug/.
There has been 4 official comics out this year, but only 2 are completely available. Whether they're trash or not, someone should've had the whole thing uploaded in a flash.
>>9651971
Amethyst and garnet seem the coolest. Both would probably be fun as fuck
I wonder if any of them are a freak when high
>>9652052
Then do it.
>>9651971
>Only one right answer
>Nobody's picked it yet.
>>9651971
All of the famethysts.
>>9652052
I'm not wasting my money on that trash.
>>9652084
what will you waste money on?
>>9652093
He's probably going to buy the soundtrack when it comes out this Friday.
I want Greg to give tips to Lars about what Gems like
>>9652095
I suppose if he prefers audio to text, I've heard good things about both
>>9652090
Only if she knows you can take it. If you're new or recently broke your tolerance, she'd probably be sweet as shit to help you enjoy it.
Amethyst would be the only one I'd fuck high, though. That's gotta be the funnest shit ever.
>>9652122
well - a better understanding of the nature of the work breeds a better understanding of the maker. I could see the appeal of the art book, were you to be so inclined
>>9652119
>Only if she knows you can take it. If you're new or recently broke your tolerance, she'd probably be sweet as shit to help you enjoy it.
idk, I think she struggles with understanding what going too far is.
>>9651354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aodDaAFC1bA
>>9651993
kill yourself retard
>>9652069
>ywn smoke causally with Amethyst in her kindergarten while playing vidya
>>9652388
After you, I insist. Thanks for the higher quality - much appreciated
>>9648695
kill yourself
Wait, so Lars is Steven's Ghoul now?
>>9652332
The thing that sucks the most about that is they're not likely to upload anything there anymore either, even if what they would have uploaded never makes it onto future soundtracks. That's of course not even including having to wait for future soundtracks to be compiled and released.
>>9651900 here, after sitting for an hour I just can write anything.
But after watching The Trial again I really want to put the OC characters from the first fic or Ratchet and Clank in a similar situation.
>>9652490
Yeah, another thing that sucks is that they're taking off the instrumental tracks too.
There's also the issue of the crew's blogs, I remember some of them sharing music as well.
>>9652516
>I just can
*I just can't
I need some coffee.
I want a cute trap gf(male) who dresses up like a pearl and is interested in ballerina and dance.
Alright, I gotta ask.
Where is the porn of Padparadcha being cummed inside and her "predicting" anon cumming inside her soon afterwards.
Come on I know I'm not the only one that fucking thought of this.
>>9652645
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Padparadscha/1
Go nuts.
>>9652681
>my art was added to a booru
o-oh
>>9652705
It's not that unusual for art posted here to end up on Paheal.
>Just discovered that there are pics of Fluorite on Paheal.
A chill went down my spine and pierced my very soul when I saw one.
I hope you're all having a great day
>>9653018
Why?
>>9653030
so he can ruin it
Those small periods of staring people do to you, they're judging you.
>>9653063
except me
I judge you all the time
You know who I am
>>9653063
No. Fuck you. I'm the judge.
Remember when Greg still played guitar?
>>9653079
Jury here, standing by
I don't self inert with anyone on the show, nor do I think anyone is my waifu, but I am a dirty little voyer for cute ships Rose and Greg, Amy and Peridot and now Lars and Paddy
>>9650999
fuck me, I love galaxy confettis art
>>9653096
Can't argue your tastes, at least.
>>9653077
Santa?
I want to get fucking destroyed by a Diamond
Anon finishes this greentext when?
>>9653096
>>9653154
Delete.
>>9650542
No, my memory is pehfect
Blues
Post gem concepts you wish eere canon so you could wife them
>tall lanky gem that panders to my medical fetish
I didn't get a swallow of sleep all last night.
>>9653355
Jasper but with a tolerance for humanity.
Love you /sug/
wake up /sug/
Oh god, I love Rutile so much (as a waifu since I already have a wife) I just want to hug her so hard, pat her head, and sometimes do lewd things with her! She's so precious and I want to be with her closely! I can't believe this character exists, because they are just practically perfect! Words cannot fully express how in love I am. It is bringing me physical pain in my chest trying to explain how my feelings for her, because I cannot find a way to accurately describe how I feel, and it hurts so much.
Why do blue gems always incorporate white somewhere in their color schemes?
Except Lapiss.
>>9654472
Lapis has white eyes
really enjoying this meme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkMT1Vxi5I
>>9653355
Do not ignore my dubdubs? I said DESCRIBE YOU IDEAL GEMFU
I'm thinking of doing a small piece for the Anons who for one reason or another, simply disappeared.
>>9654726
define piece
Still trying to find a good color for my shitty OC.
>>9654769
A small video detailing some of the Anons that we've lost.
Thinking about "LAPIS BLOWS", Heartspur and "Cannon" poster made me want to do this
>>9654780
A is nice but makes it feel like a YD ripoff
B is alright, maybe slightly lighter
C is okay but feels very "OC"-ish
D is meh
E is ok but the blue diamond at the top seems out of place
F looks like a white diamond oc
>>9654785
would be neat you should do it
Poil did it.
>>9654780
A or E
Does anyone know if that lewd gif was finished?
Rose talked Pearl into killing Pink, than cucked her lol.
I don't like the fact my dad has moved on so quickly from my mom.
>>9651566
Thank you based anon.
More people have died then lived.
>>9655408
is that supposed to be bad news
>>9655408
All it takes is one little thing to ruin a day
>>9655420
Depends on your own perspective. Not for me to dictate unto others, but for others to dictate unto themselves.
I need Lars porn
>>9655432
That's how little happiness really matters. One thing can take it all away.
>>9655445
I need YOUR porn
>>9655434
i mean, from my perspective i'm still alive, which is statistically more rare than being dead.
So in that case, it makes me happy that i'm a part of the percentage of people that are still alive. But then it saddens me that eventually i'll be a part of the percentage of people that are dead.
So now i don't know what to think.
>>9655459
Why are you doing this? You're making Anons feel awful. Why?
>>9655408
Actually EVERYONE has lived
not everyone has died
I need to feel Pearl around my dick. Any hole will suffice.
>>9655475
Yea there are already a bunch of sad anons. Why make them feel worse?
>>9655482
How about her left eye socket?
>>9655477
Miscarriages.
>>9655492
Anon...I said...ANY hole
>>9655495
I wouldn't count that as having died
They didn't get far enough to be considered in the number
>>9655504
>tfw gems can shapeshift any hole
>anywhere
>tfw you could literally fuck an armpit pussy
>>9655509
I would count that as dying, but not living. Either way there are more dead people then living.
>>9655408
>tfw not dead
>>9655622
>tfw not dead
Is it possible for someone to steal your soul?
>>9655644
Souls aren't real
>>9655644
sleepanon, I called doctors and by stroke of luck I got an appointment in less than a week instead of two to three months from now
I'm over the moon m8s, even though today is a bad day in terms of ability to stay awake
>tfw essentially bedridden today
What were the surprises revealed at the listening party?
Jasper redemption season 5
Agate milk
Pearl has big floppy ballroom dancer feet.
>>9655731
Good to hear sleepanon!
>>9655750
>Pearl has big floppy ballroom dancer feet.
I only watched the first part where Becky was talking about dancing.
She seems to really like dancing. I wonder why doesn't she go get dancing lessons from her mom.
>>9655801
what the fuck is that tag real
>>9655801
>tag
Please tell me CN did not put the fucking tag
>>9655817
Pretty sure the tag is a joke
and not from CN, from the person who reblogged it
>>9654785
Im heartsper and im still here. Do you want me back? Im also the defective green sapphire anon
>>9655832
>tumblr only puts the "Source:" part when someone else but the source reblogs something
>really thinking cartoon network would put that
what do you fucking think retard
>>9655852
I want you back, I miss you
>>9655866
>cartoon network calling itself homophobic
I wish it was so it would be forced to make a PC version
>>9655763
Thanks m8
I'm gonna pass tf out now, ciao
Who here is going to date me?
Come on don't be shy.
The question is, can you remove your penis from my mouth before you climax?
>>9655876
Oh anon, i feel special. Ill bring heartsper back.i gotta build up on her backstory tho. A lot of it doesnt add up.
>>9655910
Better question is
Why would you want to?
Did the anon that was writing a story for this picture ever post it?
Also anyone have a pastebin of the slowphire/sapphire from yesterday?
I want Slowphire to smoke a cigarette and laugh at an embarrassment and flustered sapphire in bed. Then I want her to say "Sometimes it's better to be slow."
>>9655917
Good question. I love making horny Anons cream
Would you go out with an an S Rank Pearl cosplayer?
Would you go out with an an S Rank Pearl cosplayer (male)?
>>9655992
yes
How do you think the Crystal gems will feel meeting the "Off colored" gems?
Which interaction do you hope for the most?
I would love to see Garnet and Rhodonite interact, it would be very cute
>>9656044
Pearl will be disgusted.
>>9656044
I want peridot to struggle to suppress her old bigotry
>>9655955
I am a horny anon, anon
>>9656419
Need some help getting hard?
/r/ing Rhodite saying "We are number one!"
>>9655801
Just give me my video games, please.
IM NOT FUCKING SHARING MY ICE CREAM WITH YOU JASPER
>>9656435
Please
Are you the joianon?
>>9656541
I love lapis lazuli
>>9656550
I am not. I'm sure we're distant cousins though.
Any Lars porn?
>>9655750
I am seeing what you did here
>>9656573
>bloople draws
>Lapis meepmorps
I need to get fucking hard
>>9656587
You fucking whore. You dirty slut.
>>9656602
You need to neck yourself.
>>9656578
Okay well I'm the one they usually help
Steven x Lars porn
>>9656623
And you want some encouragement to jack off?
do you like puns?
>>9656676
Whatever you want anon
If you just want to get me hard and keep me hard that is fine
Gas the humans
I have nightmares about my dad dying.
Galaxy here; should I draw thicc Zircon today? Also open to other prompts with her.
>>9656721
You already know the answer to that
I need Steven x Lars
>>9656700
WHO ARE YOU?
>>9656721
Yes
My dick would be diamonds for thicc zircon
>>9656595
>>9656721
yes, maybe sleepy zircon ass up in lewd pajamas like your other pic?
>>9656721
A sequal to this
>>9656721
How thicc are we talking?
Need a Zircon version of this
None of you should have been born.
>>9656771
You shouldn't fuck your son's lawyer
>>9656791
I know
________ ____ ____ me ___ _____ __ ______ ____ me
_ ______ ___ ________ ____ __ ___ _____
she ___ _______ ___ __ ____ ____ her _____ ___ her _____ __ ___ _____ __ __ _ __ her ________
Well, ___ ______ _____ ______ ___ they _____ ____ ______
___ __ ___ _____ ___ I ___ ___ ______ _______
______ ____ _____ ___ __ ____ ___ ___
____ _____ ____ _____ ___ ____ ____ ____ ____
__ ____ __ __ __ ____ __ ___
So ______ _____ ____ ______ ___ ____ _______?
You___ _____ ____ __ ___ _____ __
You___ _____ _____ __ ___ _____ ____
___ now,
>>9656808
It's the payment for helping his son
>>9656721
More content for best new ship, Jascon
If you want ideas I'll think of some
>>9656822
You really expect anyone to fill all that shit in?
>>9656825
Here's an idea: kill yourself, jascuck.
>>9656791
You're right, my mom went nuts and tried to kill me in the womb but it didn't work.
>>9656773
>pic related
>>9656840
Faggot
>>9656831
If your mind can't fill the space, you're not a true meme fuck
>>9656822
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
she AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA her AAAAAAA her AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA her AAAAAA Well, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA they AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
You AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YouAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA now,
>>9656846
>Says the faggot who ships the two most man-like gems.
>>9656824
Sex isn't payment.
>>9656877
Not payment but thanks rather
>>9656876
Topaz and bismuth have them both beaten in that department
>>9656822
kys
>>9656721
Thick Zircon ripping her pantsuit thing while bending over in front of everyone that was at the trials nd giving them boners. And the lady equivalent but I don't think the myths about woman being real are true.
>>9656874
Good
>>9656916
>Topaz, Topaz, and bismuth
>>9656916
Bismuth is a gorilla and Topaz is a refrigerator, so no.
I want Lars to pin me down and fuck me
It's a coin toss, that any anon you talk to here isn't a cute trap.
>>9657012
I'm wearing a hot pink thong.
Oh god, I love Sadie so much (as a waifu since I already have a wife) I just want to hug her so hard, pat her head, and sometimes do lewd things with her! She's so precious and I want to be with her closely! I can't believe this character exists, because they are just practically perfect! Words cannot fully express how in love I am. It is bringing me physical pain in my chest trying to explain how my feelings for her, because I cannot find a way to accurately describe how I feel, and it hurts so much.
I need more cute Blue Zircon
>>9657105
>tfw I'll never be Sadie
>>9657127
>tfw I'll never be the Lars to Sadie
I can be your lars anon
>>9657144
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE
>>9656700
So that's what happens if Rebecca and Steven fuse.
>>9656886
>>9657147
masturbation here we go
>>9657147
Bad things happen to human lovers.
>>9657161
She has the ability to control memory. She simply can not remember because she has changed everyone's memories.
>>9657161
She was there all along Anon
>>9657144
That would be nice
>>9649755
kill yourself
>>9657217
You got a discord anon?
posting the coloring request an anon asked for last night. Back to coloring frames now lol
>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv
>there are faggots that think Padparadscha is a representation of special needs children
>>9657274
hi indexer
>>9657216
>same voice as Zircon
I want to befriend a paddy poster.
>>9657354
tptptptpptptt
>>9657276
Yeah
I don't know if you'd really want to talk to me, it's kind of a long story
Beezy64#3827
>>9649805
kill yourself
>>9657309
hi
>>9657357
Will you be my first paddyposter friend?
>>9657118
Here go, a scan from the zircon story book in stores next week
>>9657375
Do you know what happened to the stripper Sardonyx pic I asked for awhile ago?
>>9654780
Sweet! I suggested the nose and you kept it! She's looking great!
I like B, but I'm biased. I like blue. I also like F, but I think she need a touch more color in order to avoid feeling like a White Diamond OC.
This is Heartsper. Say something nice to her.
(canon has changed)
>>9657277
Requester here. Thanks a lot anon.
>>9657425
Do you like pizza?
>>9657359
>>9657407
I want to kiss her so badly. Why must I feel this way?
>>9657375
Do you like the new gems and especially wokecon?
>>9657425
Does she know who this is?
>>9657425
Nice boobs
Anyone here got the link to that imgur album collecting photos of VA recordings?
>>9657564
Forgot image
>>9657524
Old?
http://m.imgur.com/a/1EZXJ
>>9657578
repeat "nice boobs" again and point at them
>>9657578
Woah, her rack expanded.
>>9657595
every time you say nice boobs they grow
>>9657578
Nice boob.
>>9657583
Dunno what exactly you mean with old, but this was what I was looking for, thanks! Seems the photo at the top was the recording of Lars' Head
HOW MANY VAGINAS DOES FLUORITE HAVE???
>>9657619
don't tempt fate anon
>>9657633
Three. Maybe more, if she finds the right gem.
>>9657633
4 vaginas and 2 penises
>>9657633
Six, maybe more.
>>9657624
I thought it might have been an outdated one, but good
>>9657578
(oy, do you have that blog still or did you delete it?)
>>9655644
Yes, it is if you sign a contract. By the way, do you want to sell 49% of your soul to find your one true love? Maybe 30% and you'll be extremely lucky from now on?
>>9655703
The reason science hasn't found the soul yet is because it's located in a part of the body they can't cut into while you're alive without killing you, which would cause the soul to leave the body. Probably in the brain stem, since I think any other organ can be replaced nowadays.
>>9657592
>>9657595
>>9657614
Shes doesnt say anything, but she kinda uses her arms to squeeze them together.
>>9657701
Aww, that is cute. Is Heartspur self conscious?
>>9657701
<mute slut
>>9657701
nice dick
>>9657677
Shit hit the fan and i had to delete the parent account for that blog. Sorry. If you want my heartsper pieces i can make an imgur album for you when im back on my laptop
>>9657425
there was canon?
>>9656044
I feel like Amethyst and Rubilite will get along fine, Garnet and Fluorite will probably have a lot to talk about, Pearl and the sapphire might get along, and I think Rhodonite will be really skiddish for a while after coming to Earth, though she'll probably hand around Garnet as well.
>>9657732
Understandable, tumblr will be a tumor no matter what.
I was asking because i remembered who you were and wanted a name for your pictures.
Imgur would be good as well, but i ain't gonna force you.
I need help, how do I stop someone bleeding? ?it's a big would and his eyes keep fluttering. I'm scared he is going to die
>>9657673
Wait now that I took a second look it might be outdated a bit. I'm pretty sure that anon made a new album which involved Nanefua as one of the newest recordings. Or it might be the one at the bottom but without her VA.
>>9655408
Yep, over 100 billion.
>>9657761
caLL 911
i want to take footage of ducks or something walking around and edit peridoodles over it
>>9657732
Why did you stop making Heartspur?
>>9657708
Perhaps a little
>>9657723
She hasnt seen it in a long time
>>9657814
Didnt think i was wanted
>>9657743
There is a back story and stuff yeah
>>9657719
My furaffinity is sad_medic, and deviantart is m-aggotry, but i dont usually post the same stuff on deviantart that i make for sug
>>9657719
Pretty much
My cold is still here. How do I defeat it.
>>9657860
With the warmth from my heart.
>>9657755
kill yourself
>>9657854
You are wanted, we love you.
>>9657860
You gotta get up and FEEL THE BURN, KICK ITS ASS RIGHT IN THE FACE.
>>9657860
A nice bowl of soup and some rest
I'm Lapis Lazuli, can I take your order?
>>9657921
One footlong with extra whale penis, please
>>9657933
Do you want sauce with that?
>>9657913
There's a app designed for taking pics of art for scanning. I forgot what's it called tho
>>9657950
Thanks for your input, but no amount of post-processing can fix shitty photography
A D D
L I G H T
>>9657949
Blue mayo, extra gooey!
>>9657991
>Theres literally nothing i can do
you can kill yourself, to start off
>>9657975
That will be three dollars, would you like to donate to the corrupted quartz charity with your purchase?
>>9658008
>wanting someone to die over bad photography
I bet your dick is massive
>>9658027
>not wanting to kill yourself
well, there's one voice out of the chorus
>>9658017
No, but if you could throw a quartzmilk sample in the bag too it would be appreciated.
I want someone to trust me enough to let me watch them sleep. People look so peacefully and happy when they're asleep.
I promise I'm not weird
>>9650771
I was sweet on one of my friend's sisters a little bit (she was cute but had a boyfriend and I don't think that relationship was going to last much longer) but the police reports say suicide. Still don't really have closure on that.
>>9658434
>>9657860
DELETE it
>>9658503
Don't judge me, it is completely true.
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
steven x Lars porn plz
>>9658678
Hey, you already posted this.
>>9658434
Look up sleeping livestreams
>>9658702
like 2 weeks ago
you need it again you slut
are there any steven x lars porn
>>9658589
>>9658701
Look up Lars on rule 34. I'm sure there's plenty
Heya, I'm open 2 lewd requests.
(One of Zircon and one of Rutile)
>>9658797
>No love for Rhodonite
okay
>>9658797
Zircon grinding on Zircon
>>9658806
I'll open a request for her at a later time/tomorrow if that's alright with you?
>>9658797
Zircon furiously masturbating to a picture of yellow zircon while muttering insults about her
>>9658797
Lapis showing off bikinis to Steven getting more lewd as she shows them
>>9658797
A first-person view of Rutile giving a double blowjob to a gem or human cock.
>>9658797
One half of Rutile kissing sapphire while the other kisses ruby
>>9658843
Retarded Lapivenfag
>>9658830
Alright
>>9658797
Zircon fresh out of shower
more Jascon when
>>9658927
When you kill yourself.
>>9658797
Zircon delirious and happy after getting creampied
>>9658938
I've already done that.
Guys I think I discovered gem classes.
Explorers discover worlds
Soldiers invade worlds
Destroyers mold world
Makers build structures on worlds
Enforcers control things on worlds
Rulers lead on worlds
Those are the gem classes:
Explorers:
Centipeedle
Centipeedle leader
Soldiers:
Topaz
Jasper
Ameythst
Rose Quartz
Ruby
Destroyer:
Lapis Lazuli
Maker:
Peridot
Bismuth
Enforcer:
Agate
Zircon
Ruler:
White Diamond
Yellow Diamond
Pink Diamond
Blue Diamond
>>9658726
Oh thank you... I'd like to be there with a person as well though, touch their hair, pull the covers up
>>9658927
>every jascon piece so far came from /sug/
When will tumblr and twitterfags take some initiative?
>>9658757
Delete, thank you.
>>9659045
>they were all requests
Us Jasconfags need to get more creative.
>>9658979
Add Pearl to servant class and we're good. Although wouldn't Agates belong a bit to soldier class too? They are a type of quartz too and hearing Blue Zircon's testimony they definitely guarded PD (replacing RQs).
Do you wanna fuck any of the new gems?
Why?
>>9658927
Thank you. I really got to draw them.
When will a drawfag draw Pappy accidentally peeing herself?
>>9659098
pls do so, anon. Doesn't have to be perfect, all Jascon art is beautiful.
>>9659098
Hooray. Yes please.
>>9659081
>an agate terrifies
No Agates are the supervisors of other gems making them enforcers.
I have a friend, the stereotypically engineer type.
He is a little lonely and shy, I've known him since college so he trusts me. I know he's got a heart of pure gold, he gets it from his dad. But I was wondering if I could corrupt him and turn him cruel.
More specifically his cat, it's a horrid Manx one. Maybe I could try and make him become an animal abuser, so he kills his stupid vermin pet?
>>9658979
Sounds about right.
>>9659163
You're an idiot
>>9659163
Try abusing yourself to death. The best way to teach is by example.
>>9659182
>the one real male gem is literally Jesus
>the one mature adult is a man
Rebecca??
>>9659219
That's what I've been saying!!