ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's your opin

>>9646186
reshi is fuggable

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>>9646133
(We actually like playing these characters, so we'll probably have them run off and either join someone else's party or just be wild mons.)
>>9646113
Nah... Sleepin' is for suckers...
>He pauses, squinting and considering.
Like you.

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>>9646186
I think it would be interesting to go and battle every single one. Maybe when I have free time.

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>>9646186
They're ok.

>>9646278
goooooo

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>>9646210
You faaaaaaaaar exceed me in sucking capacity. Just look at that neck.
>Trace gives Mal a few nips on the neck.

>>9646278
thanks for driving off someone again, HB

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>>9646287
Yes, goo.

>>9646328
(ok.)

>>9646359
goo

>>9646359
Soon you'll drive away Jiji and Borb and then what will you do?

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>>9646379
Goo.
Can I help you?

>>9646405
(but anon, i don't drive.)

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>>9646321
>Mal bumps his horns against Trace, snaking his tail around a leg for support
Hmm? 'cept... I ain't the one suckin'. 's all you. Suuuuucker.

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>>9646475
>The tongue comes out again, longer in nature, closer to something like a snake.
>It flicks along Mal's scales.
Perhaps I'll give you another show if you behave. Can you do that?

>>9646475
>>9646680
>>>/ERP/

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>Meanwhile, in an hospital in Unova
>A soon to be ex-Catalyst is readying to finally go outside for the first time in weeks
>He sends a few messages, and waits

>>9646453
(Anons have pointed out in the past about how HB and you have the same schedules in the past. You and him being here all day, the time you woke up late and HB also appeared, and how you a few GMs, and HB himself use 4chanX
Starting to think they might have a point)

>>9646879
That and he is one of the only people who kept using the scapegoats (Turts, Meme, and Noodles) after it was proven it wasn't them

>>9646879
>>9646907
(do we have to have a shitpost fest every 10 minutes we fucking get it we'll talk to him)

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>>9646680
... nah I... my head hurts. Maybe we can jus'...
>He drags Trace close, holding him to his chest and wrapping both limbs and wings around him.
Snug.

>>9646938
Thank you
It is pretty suspicious tbqh

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>Mining OP: Day 2.
>Smash some coffee back.
>Rolling for discoveries.

>>9646879
(i don't even know what 4chanX is.)

>>9647109
>implying
Sure you don't

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What is the proper etiquette when one has a new neighbor?
>>9647109
(I think it's kinda like the Tumblr X-kit? But for 4chan? Idk, that's how it was explained to me.)

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>>9647135
Like, go over and say alola?
That's what I always did.
>>9646871
>Zap mouse: go to check on the nerd.

>>9647131
(i actually don't. all i know is that it's some addon for 4chan and looking it up like once last year told me absolutely nothing.)

>>9647135
(i haven't even heard of that, so.. heck.)

>>9647205
I clearly remember you using it

>>9647205
>>9647224
(Can you two please stop eating the thread up with OOC)

>>9647249
Bones eats up image limit with uncle death pics and no one complained
But when Meme did everyone splurged their pants in anger
Difference is bones still fucking does it

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>>9647181
>Nerd is ready
"Hey, ready to make things happen and say goodbye to Unova?"
"First we're going to check on Panoptes, he should be fine by now"

>>9647224
(i don't even know what it looks like. is there a version for opera?)

>>9647249
(i mean i could yeah. but then there's this guy.)

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>>9647181
Do... People normally bring presents? I have seen this trope in some of Shauntal's stories.

>>9647298
(shit like this is why Emrys left)

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>>9647288
"Hella ready, bro. I'm with 'chu, like, a hundred percent."
>Ray tail-surfs around, ready to get going.
>>9647331
Yeah. My go-to was homemade malasadas, but 'chu can mix it up. Personal, but not -too- personal, 'chu know?

>>9647298
(Just keep feeding the shitters good job.)

>>9647354
(like.. what? emrys left because of IRL stress on top of shitposts.)

>>9647382
(i'm not even doing anything.)

>>9647404
>on top of shitposts
(And there you go)
>I'm not even doing anything
(You're feeding the sharks)

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>>9647376
I see... So I should make something? A food item? Are there any suggestions?
>>9647404
(Dude please stop responding, thread is getting cluttered with an argument that isn't going to go anywhere.)

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>>9647376
"How close was the Pokemon Center, again? You made it look like it was quite a trip last week"
"Also, I... have a kinda touchy question"

>>9647376
>>9647448
hurry uuuuuuuup

>>9647404
This is why people think you are hateboner
Cause you """don't know what your doing"""
Bullshit you know exactly what you are doing
Breaking Jiji
Feeding Shitters
Being a Shitter
Defending yourself for it
I'm not saying you should leave but tone it down you fucking idiot or people will keep thinking you are p most likely hateboner

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>>9647436
"Cookies are a good go-to. I'd go for for snacky things than, like, a full meal thing."
>>9647448
"It's a few blocks, bro."
"Bro, like, what sort of touchy question?"

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>>9647509
"Alright, what happened to Meta after the whole incident"
"I mean, I understand if you don't want to see him ever again, that can be arranged. But for now, I'm still supposed to be his caretaker, you know?"
>The Pokemon Center can be seen in the distance

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>>9647509
Cookies. Simple. I have seen bakers do this in their dreams on several occasions. I can do this.
I will tell you all how my attempt to make cookies goes.
>She honestly can't do this.
>Rolling for how badly they're burnt

(Alright, Emrys here, one last post before I close out of these threads for real.
I love this place for what it was, a place where I could chill and RP and go on adventures, but it feels like every time I tried to do something, for one reason or another, it just became a shitpost magnet, and that, combined with some IRL stuff I've got going on, made me feel horrible.
I feel like this place needs to reset, just vanish for a week, let all the shit flow out, and then come back rebooted.)

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>>9647598
(Sorry Em, the topic about rebooting has been discussed multiple times and it always ends in a no)
(Get well soon, please come back etc etc... how about some Pokemon Duel?)

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>>9647562
>Thumbs up.
Kreee.
>>9647598
(Probably not going to happen. Stay safe, dude.)

>>9647436
(last round. promise.)

>>9647423
(a: i don't follow, b: i'm feeding them nothing.)

>>9647507
(i don't know what i'm doing because i'm not doing anything? i'm used to being accused as being the worst person ever so i'm not sure what your goal is here. jiji's fine, i don't give anyone anything to work with, that's false, and i'm defending myself from people like you because if i don't then i automatically become the bogeyman. there's nothing to tone down.)

>>9647598
(rip, sorry everything kinda went to shit. you're an ok guy. but that reboot is not happening.)

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>>9647683
>There's a slight black crisp, but not noticeably burned
I... They are not terrible, are they? Can the black be scraped off?

>>9647661
(Emrys#0074)
(Sorry about earlier, I was in a sour mood)

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>>9647743
>Pat the psychic and take the pan.
>The tree puts them on a fancy plate and hands them back to her.
Xurrrr,.. kitree?
>He does a little bow as if to say, presentation is everything.

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>>9647747
(Ahead of you m8)
(Get ready for the gym)

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>>9647535
"I dunno, bro. I think, like, some Grunts came and got him."
"So, I think he's back at, like, wherever the guys above us decided to have him hang out?"

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>>9647909
"That could be damn anywhere, it could be some lab, it could be a rehab center, it could be with Colress himself"
"Oh hey, we're there"
>Enter Pokemon Center

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>>9647810
Oh... Yes. Manners. A curtsy and a smile. Would.... Sprinkles make them look nicer?

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>>9648072
>He shakes his head, trying to emphasize that they look fine as they are.
>He gives her a gentle push and points toward the door.
Kitree?

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>>9648245
>Caitlin resists the push, glancing back at the safety of her Villa
... I do not think she is home at the moment.

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>>9648067
"It's outta our hands now, bro. He'll be okay."
>Hug that nerd, then follow along for the ride.

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>>9648708
"Even if he almost killed me, I know I'm going to miss him"
"To be honest, I was serious with completely dropping him if you wanted"
>Get to the counter of the Pokemon Center, zapmouse hugging the entire way

>>9648067
>Many minutes of waiting later
>Nurse: "He almost burned himself out permanently, whatever he was doing he did it out of stress or desperation"
>Get the premier ball with Panoptes in
>Open it

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>>9648804
"He'll be in good hands, bro, and, like, I wouldn't make 'chu cut him loose."

>Nod to the nurse.
>"Uhh... like, it was both."

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>>9648951
"SYSTEMS REBOOTING..."
>...
>...
>...
"My self is in your self eternal debt"

>>9649000
oooh trips aaaaahh
character growth aaaaaaah

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>>9649000
"Nah, bro. Seb and I owe 'chu. If 'chu hadn't helped, like, we'd both be totally screwed."
>Ray: hug philosophybot
"So, like, what's the plan now?"

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>>9648951
"Thanks, man"
"Was throwing the towel too early"

>>9649000
"Basically, what Ray said"
"I'd be still in a coma by now if you did not intervene"
"Or worse"

>>9649098
"Now, we hit the station"
"Get the last two pieces of the plan"

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>>9649098
>>9649195
"My self took an impulsive action, the entire crystal lattice working day and night to solve this conundrum"
"My self is glad it was of worth"

Coil!

Hey PAR, I need advice.
I want to try something new in the bedroom but I'm not sure if my partner will judge me for bringing it up. What do?

>>9649369
You gotta let us know what it is first man

>>9649369
Have a kink rating session. You both rate every kink that comes to mind, even if you don't have the kink.

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>>9649369
What say ye? Be it a new rug? A great sconce? Quilting for thy bedding?

>>9649480
Uh, no. Something new sexually.
We did get a new rug recently, though. It's pretty nice.
>>9649465
Huh. I hadn't thought of that, that's worth a try.
>>9649447
Butt stuff, and possibly a threesome.

>>9649551
anal shouldn't be too hard to bring up
threesome... that depends a lot, do you have a person in mind, and if so, do you both know them really well?

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>>9649302
"'Chu did good, man. 'Chu did good."
>>9649195
"Sweet! I'm in, dude! Let's, like, zip over!"
>Very excited mouse moving at incredible hihg speeds.

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>>9649551
.... that is all? How... Tame. Neither of those should be to difficult to ask about, just propose them in a casual manner, mon cher.

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>>9649551
Sexual-?
Oh. God's hooks! That be unchaste! Mine blade be red in shame!
>fly out a window in emberessment

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>>9649584
>They almost run over a patrat while they're going
>Very angry creepy rat noises

>>9649574
Yes and yes. We all know each other pretty darn well, and are pretty close.
>>9649598
Thanks, man. I'll see if my partner's game.
>>9649606
Oops. I'll drop the topic now that I've got some good advice to go on.

Hey PAR. What do you do, uh... If your pokemon lies to try and get you in trouble?
I promise I'm not an abuser, I know this is a fucking weird question.

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>>9649584
"Time to put the plan into motion"
"Who is currently hosting the radio, anyway?"
>To the station

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>>9649732
I would suggest confronting them on the issue. Find out why they wish to see you in trouble, and try to work through the problem.
If it doesn't go well it may be best for you and your companion to separate.

>>9649776
Right I'll do that, thank you.
Uh, fuck I need to go.
>Rolling

Guys, what pokemon would you recommend if you want to forget you ever saw something?

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>>9649693
"Oops, sorry, bro!"
>>9649733
"Hell yeah."
>Time to drop in!

>>9650240
Depends on what you're trying to forget.
A good psych could blur out a memory, but you might still have side effects and subconscious reactions.

>>9650240
ask jirachi to erase it? i dunno fampino

>>9650276
My ex-wife.

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>>9650240
What did you see, by the way?

>>9650253
>Fiddle with the dex on the way
>Ready up the Panoptes teleport codes
>Ready up Hal for other business
>Arrive
"Well, here we go"
>Ring the doorbell
>Stand in the camera's line of sight
>And await for the intercom

>>9650327
>>9650300
I've just dealt with a very, very long divorce case and alcohol isn't cutting it.

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>>9650253
>>9650327
>Sneak after the chu and nerd.

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>>9650300
That is too much to completely forget. The time gaps would be unbearable. However.... A good Psychic can instead replace the memories, effectively removing your ex wife from the picture.

>>9650356
That would be fucking fantastic, replace my ex with something better, what pokemon would be good for that?

>>9650300
Ouch. I can tell you that trying to blot out months if not years of your life is going to have some pretty nasty side effects.
We're talking "goodbye normal day-to-day functioning" here.
>>9650356
That's intense. Just out of academic curiosity, how long would you estimate that would take?

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>>9650300
....I need to know this too.

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>33: Finally get finished clearing shit out.
>Rolling for time until 33 gets shit for construction together, last two numbers.

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>>9650327
"Alright, bro. Like, what's the stuff we gotta get?"
>>9650353
>Mouse is distracted, and will only notice the doc on dubs right now.

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>>9650327
>Beep.
Uh...
>Turn to Hilbert.
Hey, isn't this guy supposed to be fired? Did N say to let him in or something?

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>>9650341
Ouch, man.

>>9650353
>Not seeing the good doc yet

>>9650430
"We'll be getting the soundboard, if lucky try to get a piece of info regarding an old friend."
"And of course, also drop in my resignation"

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>>9650371
Any powerful psychic can, in theory, do such a thing. If you wish to avoid potential damage there are Psychic Pokemon trained for mental work. I cannot recall the legality of such operations, but I do know that most are performed by the likes of Alakazam, Reuniclus, and Gothitelle.
...... if you wish to chase legends there is a Pokemon who would suit the job perfectly.
Uxie.
>>9650378
Perhaps a week of repeated visits. It depends entirely on the psychic.

>>9650480
Wait, my goo buddy has been able to help the whole time?
Thank you so much, that's a huge help, I'll go talk to him now

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>>9650445
Uh.... No, I haven't received any news from the admin about him magically being allowed back in.

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>>9650445
"As far as I'm aware I'm not yet fired, even, you can not fire me if I resign first"
"Which I will do, during the next 24 hours"

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>>9650499
Uh, do you want to call up N? I know Colress sent that robot thing over but uh...

>>9650528
>Don't panic, you've seen Wulfric's asscrack, this is nothing.
What are you here for, Mr. Sebastian? Can't you send your resignation in somewhere else?

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>>9650637
>Bullshit is go
"No I absolutely can not. Have to fill in a form"

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>>9650637
Alright, doing that now.
>Hilbert: fucking dial N
>The call gets forwarded to a Plasma Grunt
"What? In the shower? Could he have picked a worse.... Okay, well.... Maybe pass the call to either Gladion or Colress, whoever's available? Yeah, thanks."
>And now we wait.

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>>9650672
Alright, uh... What do you want then? I can get it for you and take your resignation?
>The sound of distrust is thick.
>>9650744
>Icy sweating sounds.

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>>9650778
"Simply put, I need access to the radio for all of five minutes. Not a single microsecond more"
"Left a few personal effects in there"

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>>9650744
>Click.
Y-yes? What's going on, Hilbert?
>Clank.

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>>9650833
>Full suspicion.
I offered to get you your things and you're still trying to push your way in.
No, not until I hear something from an admin.

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>>9650909
>Clank?
>Squint
"Sooooo Sebastian just showed up at the Radio Station. He's asking to be let in to get personal effects and whatnot. Are we supposed to be letting him in orrrrr...?"
>>9650778
>He nudges Berg's leg, mouthing the word "chill"

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>>9650973
"Good thing I'm still an admin, now please open up"

>>9650496
Aaaand I'm back, one week of repeated mindfu- er, memory alterations right?

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>>9650994
>>9650982
>>9650973
>Chu: watch the drama, say nothing

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>>9650982
I removed him and revoked his adminship quite a while ago...
>Colress sighs.
Gather his things up and give them to him, they should be in the storage room. Has he asked for anything specific?

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>>9650982
>Berg whispers.
Sorry. Did you get someone?
>>9650994
Just a moment, Sebastian.

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>>9651032
>Visibly anxious
>Switching from watching at the intercoms, Ray and Hal
>Fuck
>The resignation needs to be delivered for everyone to hear

>>9651050
"Alright"

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>>9651033
"That's the thing, Berg already offered to do that, he kinda brushed it off, said he only needed to be let in for five minutes and then tried to claim he was an admin."
>>9651050
>Hilbert shifts the phone so that it's pinned between his shoulder and ear, scribbling "COLRESS" on a note card and passing it over

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>>9651067
>Psych mouse: Worried™
>"Bro, what are we, looking for here? I think we're, like, pissing people off..."

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>>9651082
That's strange... Get him his things. If he tries to start a fight call the police... If you feel like you're going to be in danger I'll let you have operation of Four temporarily.
>Click!
>U4 was added to your team.
>You can hear the robug whirr to life in the corner of the room.

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>>9651067
>The silence is deafening.
>>9651082
...
>Berg grabs a different note card, writing "What'd he say?" and passing it over.

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>>9651122
>"You remember where Gwin ended at? Because I surely do not"
>"Also I still want the soundboard, which is technically ours either way"
>"If anything goes to hell, we teleport out"

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>>9651235
"Uh, bro? Like, we should just ask about talking to Gwin instead of pulling cloak and dagger stuff. Gwin might not be kicking, or might just, like, want quiet instead of talking to us."
"The soundboard, though, I'm totes with 'chu on."

>And it was about then the Ray-chu realized he fucked up and used his outside voice.
>"Oops..."

>>9651027
Anon are you saying having your memories changed by a psychic feels good, or is your... judging from your last post reniculus adding some extra fun in there?

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>>9651182
"Is there anything I need to know about operating it?"
>Hilbert glances over his shoulder at the robug. >>9651221
>Hilbert scrawls out a summary as quick as he can, the penmanship somewhat sloppy in his haste
- SB: not an admin
- Stuff in storage
- Call police if danger
- U4
>As soon as he finishes writing "U4" he gestures vaguely at the bug with the pen
>>9651278
.....
>He glances over at Berg, quirking an eyebrow

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>>9651278
>"Well, lets drop this part of the plan, for both ours and his sake"
>"Lets just hope he is well"
>"Wait did you just talk out loud?"

>>9651348
"Still waiting, Hilbert"

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>>9651278
...
>>9651348
>Berg nods.
>Another notecard is out, "Do I tell him to leave? Tell him he isn't an admin?"
>>9651235
Uh, Mr. Sebastian?

>>9651284
Not that anon, but speaking from experience a Psychic link can be quite enjoyable at times.
Granted, an inexperienced or overenthusiastic psych can dish out some pretty nasty psychic backlash.

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>>9651402
"Yes... Berg? Sorry, didn't get to know you much before the accident"

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>>9651348
Equipped with Techno Blast, Bug Buzz, Shift Gear and Hyper Beam. All commands are issued via audio by anyone on the list.
I suggest telling him to leave, tell him you'll call the cops if need be.
...If he doesn't leave then I can come down there personally.

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>>9651390
>He kicks his feet up onto the desk, leaning back in his chair with a shit eating grin and a wave before returning to his call.
>>9651460
"Uh huh, alright. I'm guessing it's just me, Berg, and the admins on the list?"
>>9651402
- Fetch stuff
- Tell him to leave
- Threaten to call the cops
- Colress last resort

>>9651284
>>9651410
My Reniculus is quite used to doing mental work, though never altering memories, simply sorting through and extracting them.
I think he's adding something though, none of my patients have ever reported feeling... quite what I've been feeling.

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>>9651494
>Nod.
>>9651414
I'll get your belongings and then you're going to have to go.
>Berg: Roll for time until finding Sebswagbox last number, grab the soundboard too, we can buy a cooler one.

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>>9651494
Berg is still fairly new, forgive me for not trusting him enough to add him. In english, no, everyone besides him, basically.

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>>9651521
"You wait one second"
"I'm taking the soundboard, yes. I'm sending in Hal to disconnect it, it's a sensitive piece of hardware"
"If needed, you can all watch him as he does his work, and then we are off"

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>>9651521
>Hilbert pulls the phone away long enough to give Unit Four a command
"Unit Four? Go help out Berg."
>>9651537
"Understood. One question: I've heard some rumors about the bugs having dicks..."

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>>9651595
Woah, thanks.
>>9651541
...Uh. Just a second. I'm getting your things together.
>He sets the box down.
>>9651595
>Berg leans in.
>"How about I turn the computers off and shut the breakers off for the radio room and stuff? Let him in then? He really wants in."

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>>9651595
Ovipositors. Yes, Hilbert?

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>>9651619
"So... They actually do have them?"
>>9651608
>"Yeah, go for it. Unit Four can deal with things if they go south."

>>9651501
Alright duder I gotta ask, have you fucked your reniculus before?

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>>9651608
"Still going to need to send Hal for the soundboard"

>>9651715
A few times.
It's kinda why I went through a divorce.
...How fast can I accelerate this process? I'd like to forget this as soon as possible.

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>>9651669
>Nod, nod.
>>9651731
>Trust: A resounding zero.
>Berg shuts off the computers and the necessary equipment.
>He pulls the breakers that go to the radio room and the computer rooms.
>Click, electricity gone.
Uh, alright, sorry Mr. Sebastian. You can get your things.
>The door opens and Berg holds the box in one arm, other hand at his belt for his pokemon.

>>9651773
>inb4 sb gets himself blapped by U4

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>>9651773
"And here I thought this was going to be a lasting friendship"

>>9651032
"Please stay here with Panoptes, okay?"
>"Stay close enough for a teleport"

>Seb enters the now dark station, along Hal
>In the darkness, he fetches something out from Hal

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>>9651825
>Berg sighs.
>Sorry I meant more like, the main room is lit up and the room where the computers and radio stuff would be set up is cut off.
>Berg doesn't trust SB at this point so he cut the electricity off, he'd still be able to see what SB is doing.
>Uh, if you want to reword or do something else, go ahead, sorry.
Well, uh... I have your things here, sir. I'll come with you into the room.

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>>9651773
>>9651923
>"I'm pretty U4's set to stun, not kill, but I would use your own Pokemon before relying on him just in case."

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>>9651923
(Might have to make a small rewrite, ignore the last action)
"I'll take the rest when I leave. First, the soundboard"
>Seb gets to the soundboard, and proceeds to fiddle with the wires
To Hal: "Disconnect the sensitive side, please"

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>>9651944
>Berg nods again.
>>9651996
(Sorry about that.)
Alright.
>Berg follows him into the room, watching him work.
Does this normally take this long?

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>>9651996
>Hal: get to the electricity less equipment side area of the studio
>Slowly disconnects things
>...
>...
>Quickly inserts SD card in the playlists computer

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>>9651944
"Hello again"
"Would invite you to some drinks, but, you know, work"

>>9652018
"Have to be careful with this sort of things, Berg"

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>>9652020
>Finish up the rest quickly

>>9652068
>Hover up back to Seb
>Success beeps

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>>9652020
>>9652085
>Rollin' to see if U4 noticed the SD shenanigans
>>9652068
Yeah, I do have a lot of work. Three jobs, pretty much. Doesn't really leave much time for drinking.

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>>9652068
Alright. Can you hurry up? We need to run a show.
>>9652104
>Berg laughs a bit.

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>>9652085
"Good"

>>9652104
"Well, I got what we needed. I'll take the rest of my stuff and we are off"
"Until next time, hopefully in a less hostile work environment"

nigeriens

>Ифбэгфэи$

>>>people from niger

>>a populus of multiple persons from the african country of niger, situated on the niger river

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>>9652125
>A lazy wave is directed in Sebastian's general direction before Hilbert spins his chair back to its original position, feet resuming their position on the desk
>Unit Four waits for Sebastian and his Pokemon to leave before moving over to the playlist computer and popping out the SD, plopping it on the desk next to Hilbert's feet
>>9652114
Hey uh... Berg? Is this yours?

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>>9652114
>Soundboard in good arm, box of random stuff in the bad, braced arm
"All yours now"
"Try to run a show that was at least as good as mine"

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>>9652176
Yeah, bye.
>Berg shuts the door as he leaves.
>He gets to turning the systems back on.
>>9652175
...Nope.
We sent it to Colress?

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>Seb and Hal leaves, and signals for the waiting zapmouse outside

>>9652175
>The SD card is completely unlabeled

ni ge ri en
pe op le

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>>9652200
>The zapmouse follows, eager to be out of the tense station situation.

>>9652199
>99
>99
>99
( You know what That means. )

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>>9652199
>>9652200
I guess I'll call it in.
>With an audible huff Hilbert pulls out his phone again, dialing Colress again

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>>9652215
>Click.
Colress' gay bar, you lay it, we analyze it.
What do you need?

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>>9652211
"All over now, how about we take the first plane to Alola?"

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>>9652232
First off: is that an actual thing and can I come?
Second: Sebastian's Porygon tried to sneak an SD card into the playlist computer. Unit Four saw and retrieved it before we started up the computers, but I'm not sure what to do with it.

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>>9652237
"Hell yeah, bro. John's ready to go, we just, like, need to get Desmond."
"I'll go give him the heads up!"
>Time to zip off to the motel John and the gang are at to give them the news.
>Zap Mosue: oblivious to all keikakus right now.

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>>9652261
Well I'm still getting the rights.
Since you aren't dead I'll recall Four and have him take it with him. I'll analyze it as soon as I get it.
>U4 grabs the SB- wait no, SD card and walks into the teleporter.
>Rolling for analysis time, last number.

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>>9652310
>3 files, not really much to analyze
>First file is an autorun, would have added to the playlist the other two files as soon as the playlist computer booted up
>Second file: finalPSA.mp3
>Third file: endsong.mp3

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>>9652270
"Finally, Ray"
"Finally"
>Fiddle with the radio function of the 'dex
>Tuned in to Catalyst Radio
>"...something is wrong"

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>>9652350
". . . Seb? What's going on?"

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>>9652376
"Nothing, nothing"
>"there's nothing"

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>>9652336
Fucking Sebastian. If these are what I think they are I'm going to kill his ass.
>Play all.

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>Hilbert leans back in his chair, playlist set for the night
Sooooo... Berg. Got a favorite drink?
>>9652405
>That's not true - the Radio Station is playing Chevelle's "Hats Off to the Bull" right now

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>>9652409
>finalPSA.mp3
>"This is your host DJ Seb with a final PSA for you loyal listeners"
>"First of all to my coworkers here at Catalyst, remember that in many cases you will have to pick between what is lawful and what is right. I implore you to do what is RIGHT"
>"To our loyal listeners I can say, this will not be the last time you hear me or my friends, and that is a promise"
>"Goodbye Unova"

>endsong,mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckrn7yZd10g

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>>9652441
>Berg: Be the lame dude.
Uh... Red wine? Yours?

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>>9652456
>Briefly drift to splicing it together for something fun.
>Naaaah, too evil and too old for youtube poops.
>Send lettuce master a copy with an urgent notification.
>Extended sigh.
What the hell am I going to do?

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>>9652405
"Alright, bro. I'm gonna, like, get John to get packing, okay?"
>Ray: zip off ahead of the nerd.

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>>9652459
>He smirks and waggles his eyebrows at Berg.
Midnight Kiss~
But really, Blue Curacoa and its cocktails in general.

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>>9652497
>Snoop bug: have convenient timing, like always
>ACTION: TOUCH THE BOAT
>CORRECTION: BUTT

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>>9652441
>Still listening
>"Mediocre taste in music"

>>9652498
"Hey!"
>Run after
>Try to be less anxious about the failure

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>>9652502
...Midnight Kiss?
>Berg gives Hilbert the same look a dumbfounded child would give an adult.
Right... Heck, maybe we can get drinks sometime.

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>>9652535
>Yelp.
One, please. I take it you've been well?

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>>9652541
>John stumbles out of the hotel room just as Ray reaches it.
"Good to see you up and about again, Seb."
"I hear you're rather eager to skip the Region?"

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>>9652541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKhd2zHHjTg
>>9652550
It's a cocktail.
Sounds like you need my bar expertise. Maybe we can have a drinking game on the radio at some point. Might be interesting.

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>>9652606
"Likewise"
"And the faster we're there, the better we can execute our plans for the future"
"Say, you in to continue radio work in the form of an Internet podcast or radio? Similar editorial as with Catalyst, except without getting bogged down by any higher ups"

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>>9652575
YES! I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MINESWEEPER ON YOUR COMPUTER!
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, COLRESS?
>CATALOGUE: REACTION
>ACTION: POKE THE SIDE

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>>9652634
"As long as we're out of the vigilante business, I'm in."
>Grab the shit from the motel room.
>There's not much - a coat and two large suitcases is all he needs.
"Alright. Let's call Des, tell him we're ready whenever he is, alright?"
>Phone out.
>Ring ring.

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>>9652616
>"This is more like it"

>>9652679
"Funny you mention that, given how conveniently collapsed the cult in Kalos"

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>>9652679
>Click.
Yo. Desmond's gay bar, one buck one suck.

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>>9652699
"Please tell me Desmond didn't kill anybody this time."
>>9652708
"Hey, we're ready to head out to Alola, man. You game to go? Also, be careful or Ray might try to take you up on that."

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>>9652725
Fuck, it's thursday? Yeah, I need to drop some shit off and I can meet you guys there. Meet you there... Probably in the morning actually. That good?
>Rolling for last quality check.

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>>9652725
"Just conjeture born from being strapped to an hospital bed doped up in I don't know how many narcotics"
>Laugh at the joke

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>>9652750
>"Cool. Catch you then."
>>9652757
"Hehehe. You're pretty calm, and lucid enough that I know it's not a drug calm, so I assume we're in the clear."
"Anyway, got a two-bed room. I'm gonna turn in if we're not rolling out tonight, if that's alright with you."

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>>9652616
Not really. Mostly worked with Wulfric and trained.
>Berg forces a laugh.
Oops.

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>>9652784
>"Aaaaaaawesome."
>Grab bag o swag.
>Off to get a bunch of gems and shit appraised.

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>>9652784
>Worry succesfully contained
"Well yeah I can wait. Going to conk out soon in a bed hopefully more comfortable than the hospital's"
To Ray: "Sorry, no first plane"

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>>9652794
Wulfric? Ice, right? How'd that work out for you?

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>>9652862
Really well up until I joined Catalyst part time for some extra cash. Ended up with my house burnt down.
>Berg forces another laugh.
Guess it was worth it to meet you?
You always lived in Unova?

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What's the haps

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>>9653236
I made cookies and pastries, with my sludge as a flavoring.
Selling the cookies for 100p each, 150p to 300p for the other stuff.

>>9653380
Lewd

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>>9653605
...How?
I'm using it as an ingredient.
It's not like I'm selling lube or anything.
...
Although... would that sell?

>>9653696
...I mean, I'd consider buying it just to test it out.

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>>9653703
...I mean, keep a lot of antidotes or pechas on hand...
And it could work. Would still have to deal with the aftereffects, but they aren't that bad.
...
2000p for a cup or two? Maybe more?

>>9653764
...I mean.
If you're comfortable with the idea of me shoving something that is at least apparently a part of you in my butt, sure, I'd pay 2000p.

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>>9653784
I mean...it's not that weird.
I'm already feeding parts of myself to my friends. Plus, I lose sludge going around all the time.

>>9653800
Alright, fair point. Sounds worth the money. If nothing else I get to say I had a muk inside me.

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>>9653823
I guess so.
Does air mail work for you?

>>9653860
Fine with me. Thanks for the uhhh... "all natural" lube.

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>>9653873
And...sent. No problem.
Feel free to tell me how well it works, I suppose.

>>9653921
>Item Get: Muk Lube
Item lost: 2000p
Pretty sure this counts as some elaborate form of vore. And I am totally fine with that.

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>>9653999
Perhaps?
I'm thinking of it more as the equivalent of a human selling hair or sweat or something that regrows.

>>9651755
How bad was it?

>tfw jiji, bones, and borb aren't at the part of being in a relationship in which they send dick pics to each other

>>9654879
>Implying they aren't in secret

>>9654879
they could be, and we'd never know

>>9654879
;)

What kind of effectdoes muk slime have on humans?

>>9655508
Mostly just poisoning.

>>9654548
I'm sure you've heard of the court case in Unova recently where it was declared that pokephilia isn't cheating?
That was me.
I'm so glad they protected my name because I can FEEL the angry wives screaming all across the region.

>>9655579
Wait, how?

>>9655601
Basically I got one of the best fucking lawyers money could buy and he made the argument that because Pokemon aren't legally people, they don't count as cheating!
I'm all for pokemon rights, but their current status saved me from losing pretty much everything in the divorce, so I'm glad Catalyst is taking their time with all that.

>>9655619
Oh damn.
Now thats a low blow to both pokemon rights and Catalyst, I hope they don't ever find you out.

>>9655655
Well it's a "yet" sort of thing, like, as far as I'm concerned my Reniculus is my new girlfriend, but legally speaking, pokemon aren't people, it's silly, it's unfortunate, but it saved my ass that the law in Unova hasn't caught up yet, actually I don't think the law anywhere has caught up.
Personally though I don't think a lot of pokemon WANT to be classified as people legally, they'd have to start doing shit like paying taxes, and go to jury duty, all that shit we hate having to do.
Shit I imagine a lot of newer ghost pokemon are enjoying not having to pay taxes anymore, along with all the other benefits of being dead.

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>Early morning
>"Oh shit the letter"
>Write the damn resignation letter
>Cite "hostile workplace environment" as the reason
>Mail it

>>9655705
Consider that Kalos, Unova and their territories are at the forefront of pokemon rights, and now you set an ugly precedent against.

You best be REAL good at hiding your sorry ass.

>>9655909
Quit threatening people you psychopath before I give you something to be scared of

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>>9655705
Oh, to be sure, not being classified as a person is far more a benifit than hazard. Almost no DNA databases, assumed to be purely animalistic in mentality and ability, and it's near impossible to be viewed as a conventional criminal by most serious law enforcement agencies that aren't just glorified animal control unless you've done something truly heinous.

The lady doth protest too much, as it were. "Lady" in this case meaning non-humans who lack vision and ambition.

>>9655909
Or this fop. This fop also doth protest too much.

>>9655909
I wouldn't worry, I've got protection from my boss.

>>9655959
This guy has a bit of a point? I don't like his tone but yeah, being a pokemon has a lot of benefits.

>>9655937
I'm not scared of anything anymore except crushing loneliness.

>>9655959
On the other hand, less protections when caught in the bad side of the law.

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>>9655705
>>9655959
Pokemon here.
Basically this. I hated paying taxes, hated jury duty. Fuck, now I'm a ghost. And the best part of this is... What can a human do to a ghost?

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>>9656702
(woosp)

>>9656111
Well that's nice, you may need that if someone more inclined to direct actions were to find out.

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>>9656801
This!! Besides what CAN any humans do to uuuuuussss?
Wouldn't it be fun to make eeeeeeveryyyyooooone a ghost?

>>9656801
Well that's good to know.

>>9656814
Was that a threat? You're not with those catalyst folks are you? I've heard some nasty rumors about those guys, some say they're still up to their old Plasma stuff in the shadows...

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>>9656960
Can we not jump to excessive violence right off the bat?
>>9656970
...Jury duty would be hell with pokemon anyway.
Think of what would happen if an angry pokemon wanted the jurors dead. They don't allow pokemon in the court room.
It'd be a fucking mess.

>>9656814
Dude. Chill out.
>>9656970
I've got a tip-off that they're trying to go legit, but they had a few problems with grunts going rogue and shit, getting way rougher than the bosses okay'ed.

>>9657065
>getting way rougher than the bosses okay'ed.
Bullshit. Some freak murdered two people in Viridian,

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>>9656960
Maybe. Got to have variety.

>>9656970
I was at one point.

>>9657065
Sorry but this case is going to probably affect me personally in a bad way.

>>9657014
Yeesh, yeah, makes more sense now why they didn't want Rena in the court room.

>>9657065
>>9657199
Well then, that IS interesting... got any more details?

>>9657086
I heard about that shit, you sure it was them? It fit the MO, but I'm Hoennese and I don't know shit about any of these guys.

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>>9657086
We were not made aware that this had happened until after the grunt in question had died. He would have been removed from Catalyst immediately if we had.
The info so far points to self defense, but we aren't certain.

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>>9652878
Glad you think so.
>Hilbert smiles - a true smile, rather than his standard smirk.
Yeah, Unova's my home. Born in Nuvema, moved to Castelia with my dad when I was five. Joined up with Aether to help pay off student loans.

Movement again,

and we see.

>Rolling.

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>>9657280
What details? I resigned because of hostile workplace environment and the latter is not exactly a secret.

>>9657280
Basically, what >>9657358 said.
The grunt didn't tell nobody what happened, either.

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Humans do nothing but start fights and use us as weapons. Why do we care about them?

>>9657653
>>9657739
Hm, unfortunate, well, I should probably have Rena start replacing my Ex-wife in my head again and report to my boss on what the crowd of idiots I'm wrangling is doing.
Being in a management job is soooo easy sometimes.

>>9657957
What do you do? What's the crowd of idiots?

>>9657946
Pokemon do nothing but attack us and blame us for everything. Why do we care about them?

>>9657946
Because their great sex objects and food

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>>9657946
Wrong!!
Is not all humans do!!
Humans make things!!

>>9657996
We don't though? We blame you for a lot of things because it is your fault in most cases.

>>9658352
You do.
Most Pokemon that come here blame humans for all of their problems, even when it's not actually our fault. Of course you don't actually listen to us when we tell you that it's not our fault, all humans must be evil because one of them mistreated you or whatever.

>>9657992
Aaaand I'm back from having a psychic help me forget my Ex-wife, we've been working together to make up a false timeline to fill in that gap and it's kinda fun to make up fake dates with Rena.

Anyways, I'm just a manager for a bunch of workers, we do land surveys and such.

>>9658392
You mean that latias? She's not exactly the brightest, ironic for a psychic legendary, but is far from the regular opinions on humans.

>>9658392
Latias? She's dumb as briiiiiiiiiiiiicks.
t. A leggo.

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>>9658521
>>9658540
I never said "all humans".
I said most.
Also, I've been really stressed recently, so that hasn't exactly helped with making logical responses.

>>9658521
>>9658540
I was talking about Pokemon in general, not just the Latias.
Psychic types especially, I make sure to stay far away from those fuckers.

>>9658599
Yeah I hope Ruby or Sapphire stuff you in a ball and let you rot.
Bitch.
>>9658602
Stay away from ghosts too. Fuckers will do anything to eat your soul.

>>9658599
You pretty much said all humans.

>>9658602
She's the only one I can think of at the moment like that, hence the mention.
Psychics aren't bad people, but I understand any paranoia or anything directed at them.

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>>9658602
>>9658622
I do not believe that these are fair judgments of entire types of Pokemon.

>>9658622
Ghosts are amazing though? I've never met a bad ghost that wasn't say, from the gengar line. Those ones are more on the nasty side but they can be good friends as well.

>>9658676
>roll to force a connection with mina

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>>9658700
You ever get the feeling someone else just heard you thinking about Tapu dick?

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>>9658622
Whatever.

>>9658635
No...?
I've seen good humans, and I know they are out there. They just seem to be in the minority, at least from my point of view.
Although, at this point, my personal paranoia is probably twisting my opinions and logic around.
Not to mention sleep deprivation...
I really should see a therapist or something.

>>9658622
Don't even fucking get me started on ghosts.
At least with other Pokemon types I can scare them off by shooting at them.

>>9658635
At the moment maybe, although I've been here a long time and it seems to be a recurring theme.
I wouldn't trust any of the Pokemon here to not attack me, regardless of type.

>>9658676
Alright, I'm judging all Pokemon equally then. Is that better?

>>9658477
So why wouldn't you have much to do? There's development going on in Unova all the time so I hear

>>9658725
That sounds like it might be a good idea.

>>9658731
You.. shoot at pokemon.
And you wonder why they want to fuck with you.

>>9658680
>>9658731
Theres nothing wrong with ghosts.
t- someone that lets a shuppet be a hat

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>>9658700
>Well shit
>Connection: happen?
>Psychic: try not to panic
What have you done?
>>9658723
.... Hello, Mina.
>>9658731
I cannot say that I agree with your judgments on Pokemon or your methods of dealing with them, but I have... Issues to attend to at the moment.

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>>9658795
Yo, I had to get some more art supplies, sorry.
Is this a thing that happens every day? Damn, gotta tone down the dick thoughts.
>Roll to see if Mina can suppress her Koko lust.

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>>9653380
That's uh... weird.

>>9658781
I shoot at them because they're bloodthirsty monsters. I don't aim directly at them, just near them to scare them off, I'm not stupid enough to make a bunch of angry ghosts come after me.

>>9658789
There are many, many things wrong with ghosts.

>>9658795
Why should I care what you think?
You obviously don't give a shit when Pokemon come here and rant about how humans are the worst, but apparently Pokemon are precious and must be protected from all criticism.

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>>9658781
Quite.
Speaking of that, do you know any good therapists in Alola?
Also, I am quite aware that some of my past arguments haven't been the best.
We all say the wrong thing at times, though.

>>9658741
We've kinda slowed down because we uh, don't have anything to survey right now, there is construction going on, but we've already surveyed them and they don't need us right now for new projects.
In about a week things will pick back up again though.

>>9658889
Sure they are.
Definitely isn't because you're, you know, shooting at them.
I wouldn't put money on that statement either.

>>9658789
Exactly.
Good choice by the way, the shuppet line are very nice.

>>9658961
I wouldn't really know, but maybe you can find another psychic down there? Alola is full of good folk, from what I've heard.

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>>9658889
I care because the ignorance of a Pokemon does not matter. A Pokemon does not have the ability to vote or influence our government. A human does. Ignorant humans result in the passing of outrageous laws, ignorant Pokemon change nothing.
>>9658827
>The Koko lust goes unchecked.
>Narcotic lesbian is pretty uneasy with the whole situation - emotions are scary, expressing them is scary, oh god how do you deal with-
>She takes a deep breath and tries to calm down
This has never happened before. At least, not to me.
What is it you plan on drawing? Or... Painting, I suppose.