HG THREAD
First 36 for the I'm a procrastinating piece of shit that should be working on his code games.
Strap in,were going to Space.
(Note,I haven't hosted since like August,so if i flub up pls forgive me.)
Lenny
>>9645715
Lum!
>>9645715
Comrade Soviet
>>9645715
Foxy Rena
Len
Ava
Reigen Arataka
>>9645710
kys lmao
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9645715
Bartz Klauser
>>9645715
Ridley
>>9645715
Soul
>>9645715
Bea
>>9645715
Inkling
>>9645688 (reposting this just in case)
I dunno. Just kinda.. happened.
However, A friend stopped talking to me once I started to date my current BF if that counts.
Skull Grunt
Jason
Lottie
>>9645715
Roxas
Fuck it, might as well join if I'm gonna chill here for a bit.
>>9645715
Stocking Anarchy
Kindred Hunter
>>9645715
Loto
>>9645715
Ronaldo
Sharena
Mikun
Squid Girl
>>9645715
Plasma Grunt
>>9645715
bad thread savior stu
>>9645715
Tsuyu
Female Armor
Anti-Sim fag remover Roachman
>>9645713
Fear not tentacled little girl! With enough perseverance there isn't futility, even in the wake of failure! You shall get those...Delinkquents soon enough!
>>9645735
Short and to the point. A good quality to have. Have a nice day faceless being.
>>9645740
A break is fine now and again! Put all the energy you store back into your work when the time comes, silver haired male.
>>9645715
Owain
>>9645790
I LOVE you
Eggman-kun
Suz
Tenshi
>Any good cures for stomach pains?
>>9645807
(Woops.)
Charlotte
Deku
Autism Speaks
>>9645691
>Yotsugi stares blankly at the squid girl
I'm sorry, there is no more.
>She reaches into a cooler and starts consuming another popsicle.
What are you here for, Ika onee-chan? There's something about this planet you must understand. There are things you are going to like here, even love. Sometimes, you may magically receive them if you comply...
It would be a shame if you were never able to eat another popsicle again... Wouldn't it?
>>9645821
Killing yourself.
>>9645812
>
>>9645715
Sterling Archer
Late Brownie
>>9645821
A heating pad placed on the stomach, or just take some Tums or some shit
>>9645821
Pepto Bismol
Alternatively, cut your stomach out and it will never hurt again.
>>9645715
Magma Grunt
>>9645788
>>9645726
>Hey sorry for being a bother, I just figured out we could do a little adventure RP if you wanted, I kinda have an idea.
>>9645821
take a hot bath
>>9645821
Sleep and pray to what ever higher being you believe in to make it go away
>>9645740
You were busy with work I see. HG is a little different, but it's still welcoming. I saw you posting just a while ago, take in the new sights. Most of the old people may be gone, but the new ones are great as well.
>>9645821
Do ya got one of those pillow-type things that you can fill with boiling hot water?
Those usually help me, or just warm showers
>>9645856
Oh? By all means tell me.
>>9645821
Bro, you need to SHIT
take those pants off and squat
then PUSH it to the fucking max
your problems will be gone in no time
>>9645807
You're right. It doesn't matter how tough they are, because with my ten tentacles I'll bring them to their knees! First them, then the rest of the world ~de geso!
>The little squid starts laughing triumphantly.
>>9645826
>She crosses her arms and pouts.
It's not like I even like popsicles that much ~de geso.
I could live in a world without those any day ~de geso.
>>9645715
>since like August
Hold up...
>>9645874
Or a dick in your ass.
>>9645898
GET IT BECAUSE HE'S GAY EX DEE?
>>9645876
>You'll see alright, give me a moment to setup everything.
>I might also bring another person along If that's fine with you.
>>9645821
Grin and bear it
>>9645869
Yeah shame to see some of them gone, but time moves on.
>>9645767
>>9645794
>>9645842
>>9645718
>>9645767
You wizh! I god standerds! I'd never!
>>9645715
Catling gun
>>9645707
...It's a cookie, Have you never eaten a cookie before? Because you're about to experience a certain kind of heaven if this is your first time. Eat it, do it now.
>>9645782
About half the bread basket today, I'll be eating the rest of it and the cakes during the week.
>>9645639
Wanna hunt her down in the next game and have a nice squid dinner, my dear doll?
>>9645905
I kinda wasn't expecting this, but i'll go along with it.
>>9645915
Yo, you aren't a very good liar.
>>9645715
Shota
>>9645938
Hey kid. Wanna /ss/?
>>9645908
You probably won't know who I'll be Rping, but they'll be fun to you. So enjoy then if they do talk to you. I host during the weekends, I'll see if I can get you into my games.
>>9645918
The new ones might all be thinks, so I'm going to take the chance and say they're not too bad.
>>9645889
Haha, of course! First them then the wo-
>Owain glances down at the squid girl with a bit of worry.
World domination may be a bit um...Passed your capabilities at the current time! It may be better to subjugate ALL the delinquents before setting your sights higher!
Hey, I've been thinking about making a discord for playing vidya, would it be a good idea or no?
>>9645898
but that would make it worse.
>>9645916
+1 with a filler
Don't you have an ava?
>>9645948
theres already one
Does everything look fine?
>>9645891
I've hosted a few games in /vp/,and like one in /v/.
>>9645931
>The grunt folds her arms in defiance. Considering how utterly 'unarmed' she is she might just be crazy enough to mean it
>>9645948
We don't need a 700th discord. Just use the HG one to organize shit.
>>9645952
that is their ava
>>9645715
Uraraka Ochako
>>9645952
Nope. Never had one.
>>9645967
Get on with it :^)
>>9645967
>>9645952
>Well, an ava isn't actually required, some people, a big example being Eggman-kun, just enter a game and don't RP
>>9645967
>Wrong game m8
>>9645919
I'm honestly a bit surprised. Your sister always used to tell me how much of a glutton you were.
>>9645967
Something looks out of place here.
>>9645967
Oh god i posted the wrong roster kill me
Give me a minute
>>9645944
I'll be on the lookout
> Soul
Lover Of Cummies
>>9645967
What?
>>9645967
Okay, okay. Let's do this!
>>9645889
I cannot forgive someone who does not enjoy popsicles. What kind of pure evil do you have to be to not enjoy popsicles?
>>9645919
That would be a mission I can get behind. This one does not like popsicles.
>>9645967
"I'm ready to start the errands," I said with a posed look.
>>9645797
>>9645967
>>9645975
Always close, aren't you? Swap.
>>9645968
Well, Unless you got proof to say you aren't a liar then you're a liar.
>>9645967
Wait a second here.
Please let this be the right one
>>9645967
>>9645998
Oooh, mama you fucked up.
>>9645946
I don't have to worry about ALL the gangs or whatever. The ones here are just so loud that it's drivink me inksane ~de geso...
>The girl's tentacles tremble.
If they don't stop bickerink I might have to get serious with them ~de geso...
>>9646011
Popsicles are alright, but there are other things I like WAY better ~de geso.
>>9646024
Lookink good ~de geso.
>>9646005
>fucks
>>9646024
I'll suck the cummies out of you if you swap me in the game.
>>9646024
Let's begin
>>9645856
>someone is into little RP adventures
>mfw this is my shit but almost nobody is into it
This is why you're my nigga, I really hope you stay for the long run.
>>9646024
I accept this challenge.
>>9645973
I mean I am working on a folder but I haven't interacted much so we will just see how bad of a shot show that will be.
>>9646024
Looks alright
>>9646024
You got it right dude.
Here's hoping Oathkeeper and Oblivion keep me safe tonight
>>9646024
Ah, well, still ready for action!
Does anyone want my spot?
>>9646024
Ready.
>>9646016
Surg' all you wand! I god nofin' to hide!
>>9646024
>>9645794
>>9645835
>>9646024
See ya at the finish line!
>>9646035
>rp adventured not too long ago
>no one cared
Ouch
>>9646024
This one looks much better.
I'm fired up and ready to go!
>>9646024
This is looking MUCH better!
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9646024
Alright that's better. I'm ready to die.
>>9646056
u da...
uhhhhhhhh
>>9646052
If it's open.
>>9646024
Prepared for battle and the deadly rays of the sun!
>>9646028
>Owain reaches out a hand towards the spooky squid girl before drawing it back to his chest.
Of course! Offer no quarter to the wicked! But also be prepared for the consequences. I'm not sure what you mean by getting serious.
>>9646028
... Something better than popsicles? Are these your inkvader tricks~de geso?
You won't say "taking over the world!" and unleash your army?
>>9646035
>mfw rp adventured with Hoshi like a month or two ago and it was pretty fun
>>9646031
>Gives gummies
Run along little lady
>>9646035
>Kuga?
>Thanks you either way
>>9645788
>I don't want to give you something half-assed, so please be patient, I'm trying to finish your urgent work, I just wanted to know if you were here
>>9646024
>The cyborg reloads his gatling gun, making sure it's top notch.
I'm ready when you are, sir!
>>9646055
Yeeaaah, you're afraid that i'll find out! I know you guys use Pokemon! What evil team doesn't use Pokemon?
>>9646013
I need to work on my speed, don't I? Thank you, Tsuyu.
>>9646055
Oh, thank you! I hope I'll do you proud, Miss Plasma!
>>9646079
>SOME urgent work*
Do you eat ass?
>>9646084
Uthers will there, I won'! You just dun' ged it.
>>9646052
Please give me your spot Lenny, I'll reduce the amount of cummies in your balls to zero
>>9646097
They had to kick me out of the buffet, nigga.
>>9646067
Well, to shut them up, I might do somethink like this. Watch ~de geso.
>The little squid enters what looks like some sort of karate stance. She then suddenly begins throwing punches with her tentacles at blinding speeds! After a good seven or so seconds of high-speed jabs she slows stop and then stops, wiping sweat off her brow.
How about THAT ~de geso?
>>9646076
I'm not talkink about inkvading, I'm talkink about food ~de geso!!
>>9646065
Now is not your time number one fan, return to my dungeon at once.
>>9646079
It's fine, it's fine. Take your time. Though, I am a little bit nervous about this, but hey, nerves be damn.
>>9646115
>ass buffet
There is no good interpretation of that.
INTO THE STARS
>>9646108
I don't think I'm old enough to be talking to you
>>9645960
Which one?
>>9645971
Which one are you talking about to organize stuff in? I'm only in a few.
>>9646103
Sooo...just you don't or do your whole team not use 'em?
>>9646097
Well of course i do!
>>9646128
One small step for squids, one giant inkvasion for squid-kind ~de geso!
>>9646116
I see. So you're not here to invade the planet. You're here to invade your tastebuds with flavor.
What sort of food do your kind enjoy? Are these your demands in exchange for the planet?
>>9646128
Where the fuck am I?
>>9646128
DIE REBEL SCUM
>>9646155
No, I AM here to inkvade the surface! Even inkvaders can have a favorite foo-d you know ~de geso!!
Greetings strangers, my name is ravandil.
>>9646011
Seems like someone is in need of redemption, then. get your super finger ready, because our sidequest begins now! Oh and, I guess not dying is also an objective.
>>9645995
Is this amazing body in front of you the one of a glutton? Taking a whore like Panty seriously when it comes to me is a mistake. Archer.
>>9646128
Oh good. Back here again. I really hope Mae doesn't see me doing this...
>>9646137
...........
Juz' me.
>>9646128
Well... At.. least I get reception here, and I have plenty of battery life on my phone..
I'm sure I won't have to wait too long.
>>9646116
S-Such speed...!
>Owain can barely keep up with the lightning fast punches from the squid girl, emerald eyes wide open as he watches the display. Giving her a round of applause he looks at her in a new light.
Truly those delinquents should count themselves lucky you haven't already destroyed them with your might!
>Owain reaches a hand out towards the squid girl.
May I be blessed with your name?
>>9646128
And we begin. I haven't lost right at the start, so that's a good sign
Yummy yummy~!
I need your cummies in my tummy~!
>>9646175
Go back to Rivendell.
>>9646128
>It was entered.
T-thanks.
>>9646128
I also have a tool that spits fire dragon, and it has beaten your armored skin.
>>9646128
On my way to take care of additional errands.
>>9646174
I wish to learn of what abominable foods you speak of. Could it be human flesh?
>>9646177
Understood, Goth onee-chan. I may look fragile but I'm as touch as a rubber dummy.
>>9646191
Are you sure?
>>9646191
>Gives more gummies
>>9646128
These shuttles are kind of primitive compared to what I'm used to. It's kind of like walking across a rickety old wooden bridge instead of a real one, you know?
>>9646128
My role as a jobber is going as planned, now I must wait for the next game to restart my short lifespan.
>>9646179
Sooo..let's say someone decided to go into your base for...reasons. They could just walk past you just like that.
>>9646191
>won't milk my cock
Don't deserve a spot desu
>>9646185
>She strikes a heroic pose!
Squid Girl, Emissary of the Sea! I've come from the ocean to conquer the surface world ~de geso!!
>>9646204
GROSS!! That's just horrible ~de geso!
Why would you even think of sayink somethink like that ~de geso?!
>>9646195
I'm not going back to that shithole.
>>9646128
Take us away number one
Would you support me and the baby if you got me pregnant?
>>9646218
I'll milk your cock and fill my tummy with your cummies so I get pregnant
Race's,Code crackin',Black holes,seems were in for a long night. (that and i forgot to turn on high death rate fucking guillotine me.)
Put the cummies in the bag, onii-chan!
>>9646128
>You aren't sure how, but you've ended up in space again, and this time you have your own ship.
>Of course, the downside is that your ship is full of unwanted guests.
>You decide it would be easiest to just drop them off on some desert planet and let them fend for themselves.
>>9646128
>Leaping into a shadowy portal right in front of him, Bartz looks around himself with a firm look of confidence on his face.
Okay, okay, I came here to... to... strengthen the relationship of a group of tribes? Ugh, better than a dungeon at least.
>Taking in a deep breath, Bartz let's out a heavy sigh as he takes his sweet time walking.
>>9646231
You prefer this one?
Put the cummies back in the box.
>>9646221
I apologize for my prejudice, I seem to have mistaken you for an actual alien.
>>9646234
My boot came off while I was running.
>>9646234
Urgh...Yo, anyone remember what happened? 'Cause i sure don't.
>>9646234
Ground types arn't the fastest around. But that's how I like it.
>>9646235
>puts the cummies in the bag
>>9646234
I wasn't allowed to change the codes when I rented it from the slavery ship...
>>9646234
I am a good driver
>>9646234
What are you, stupid? I don't want to destroy the world, I want to take over it ~de geso.
>>9646251
Alien!? I'm no squidding alien, I'm a squid ~de geso!
>>9646227
(Thank you. I didn't mean to miss this.)
>>9645919
A-alright...
>She takes a rather large bite of the cookie.
>>9646234
I'm.. not even sure how that happened.
>Holds up a handgun
The next nigga I see with a cummie not in this bag gets SHOT!
>>9646258
Thanks, onii-chan
>>9646234
Well, it's not like the foot race mattered, just harmless fun, right?
>>9646234
Not so much for the other guy... This thing smells like hemp
>>9646247
Fuck no. I'm just here to kill people and gain exp.
>>9646267
>Grills some squid and an octopus.
>>9646216
...Yub. 'Zides from jus blocking de way.
>>9646277
B-but how am I supposed to give them to you tho
>>9646267
The only logical answer to the mystery of favorite food would be fish.
If you need help getting back into the ocean, I will happily assist you.
>>9646285
>Beats your shit in.
>Takes the squid and gives it a proper burial.
>Comes back and eats the octopus.
>>9646234
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
>Turning his newly acquired spacecraft, The Invincible. Bartz wipes off a bit of sweat on his forehead.
Close call.
>>9646283
Oh, that makes sense. Make sure you play it safe. The range in difficulty of enemies here is surprisingly large. Ridiculous really.
Oh boy, lolis.
>>9646288
...Alright then.
>He mentally saves that as a note for later.
>>9646300
Racist faggot
>will never fuck an actual Illya and leave her begging for more
Feelsbadman
>>9646204
Good. How's your new set of clothing? I've got a few connections in the design and sewing business, so I expect good results.
>>9646274
What do you think? Pretty amazing right? I bet you want to do eat more now.
>>9646234
Hopefully, no yellow rain will come from that cloud.
>>9646300
>Retrieves the squid, cleans them and resumes grilling.
Maybe it was a skeleton planet.
Damn roaches.
>>9646327
I hate using a gummi ship, why can't I use my Gates of Darkness anymore?
>>9646322
It was all well fitting, Goth onee-chan, but the Fox came and stabbed me in the back at the start of the game.
>>9646327
Now I remember why I don't like some of these game's events...
>>9646297
I don't NEED to go back to the ocean, I'm inkvading the surface ~de geso!
Plus, I can just buy whatever I want from the ocean at the grocery store! There's no need to go back where there's sharks and stuff ~de geso.
>>9646318
What? I always eat octopus ~de geso.
>>9646326
>Picks up the grill with her tentacles and starts slamming it against the ground.
>>9646327
So like, are we actually going to use these or are they for show? I could be using this money to get a new place...
>>9646221
Ha! You will have quite a bit of trouble accomplishing a feat if you meet swordsman with even half of my prowess! I am Owain Dark, the shadow bladesman. Be careful or you may find yourself sleeping with the fishes!
>>9646327
Th-This is merely studying the tentacle enemy trying to take over the surface!
>>9646327
D-DUDE!!
>The male grunt is suddenly red-faced.
I-i...I don't swing that way, man...
>>9646327
Are you certain about this idea? It seems really, really underhanded
>>9646327
Did you think I had forgotten about the war?
>>9646339
>A fire starts because of your actions.
>>9646327
T-these are your people right? Can't you talk them down?!
>>9646339
You have a job, Ika onee-chan? I feel as if you've aged a couple of years now.
>>9646344
Owning stop forgetting your pictures before I kissu you
>>9646344
(Note to self. Remember to attach images.)
>>9646327
Jason. Meet Aggron. I think you two will get along just fine.
>>9646234
>Normally you would've caught your victim by now, but because of whatever power this arena has you can't use your abilities like normal.
>Plus this snow is not making your job any easier.
>>9646327
>You've been murdered countless times.
>You've had to watch your mother get murdered.
>You've even been to the depths of hell.
>But this has to be the absolute worst thing that has ever happened to you.
>>9646363
>Owning
Might as well kill myself.
>>9646327
Hold still already! I'm just tryink to get you back to the ship ~de geso!
>>9646375
Who's Owning? :^)
>>9646363
>>9646375
Haha! Now you always make mistakes. There will be no kissus today.
>>9646384
I'm owning. You. Now put the cummies in the bag.
>>9646400
>Hugs tightly.
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>9646346
Neither do I, and you aren't exactly my kind of guy either. The game just had a bug...
>>9646401
No! These are MY cummies, they belong to me!
>Hugs her own bag
Squids are a good at racing, who knew?
A lot of people want their metal tush bit.
I don't think there was single death today either oh no
>>9646344
What? I've slept with fishes before, it's not that bad. Is that supposed to be some sort of threat or somethink ~de geso?
>>9646358
>Leaves it.
>>9646362
Of course I have a job! Only little kids don't have jobs ~de geso!
>>9646414
I'd do it for you
Put the anime girls in the bag
>>9646403
>Flails lightly within the anon's grasp, powerless against the affection.
I-I shall allow this but only for today!
>>9646414
>Runs wtih her tentacles like a spider.
Hahahaha! You're way too slow to be competink with a squid ~de geso!
>>9646322
>Ahri goes to take another bite, but pauses, her eyes slowly turning to the girl.
... You're... oddly focused on me eating this whole thing...
>She does end up taking the bite anyway.
>>9646408
Yo, how about this, we never mention it again.
>>9646414
Well, maybe i will!!
>>9646414
You can just choke on my hat, Grunt onii-chan.
>>9646421
It could be a job for little kids like yourself. I wonder if they pay you enough for snacks at the store, Ika onee-chan.
>>9646414
It's right here hockey boy.
>>9645788
>The foxgirls comes into sight, holding a scroll and visibly looking for someone. She asks something to a tall and fierce-looking knight but he waves his head
>Her search has been unfruitful so far, but she still doesn't give, letting a sight, she draws near Loto
Hmm... Excuse me miss... Are you... (I'm pretty sure it's not her, looks like a guy's name, but well...)
Are you the one called Erdrick-sama?
>>9646435
You're a good man. Stay strong.
>>9646454
I get paid a lot of money! Enough for a week's worth of shrimp ~de geso!
>>9646327
...
>Sitting in his chair, twiddling his thumbs. Bartz stands up from he's chair... putting a hand under his own chin.
Come on, think Bartz! Plan, pl- you know what...
>He puts the hand back to his right side.
I'll just wing it.
>>9646414
I would point out the obvious... you know I am. Ahem, that planet sound like it'll kill us.
>>9646432
>Puts in the bag
>>9646414
That's probably a bad idea. A place that's filled with diseases doesn't sound too safe
>>9646414
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SHOOTING ME
THE FUCK IS GOING ON
GOD DAMNIT STOP DODGING MY KEYS!
>>9646457
>>9646457
Fucking disgusting.
>>9646337
The one who ate you last time? Not cool. Alright here's the new objective. We cut all of her tails and make you a nice jacket with all of them.
>>9646439
>>9646414
Because it's delicious? This is your first time eating a cookie as nice as that one right?
>Stocking is still eating the entire box herself.
Oh and thanks for the doomsday weapon, or whatever this thing does.
>>9646432
Y-yes, ma'am.
>>9646457
Looks like things are getting spicy, in more ways than one.
>>9646496
Looking a lil saggy
>>9646432
+1 contribution
>>9646498
I don't remember this code being so bad
>>9646498
Good man. Was just a test to see if you would buy it.
>>9646498
Heh, be sure to catch my good side, kiddo.
>>9646459
Fear not, faceless individual. My strength is the strength of us all, culminated into my right hand.
>>9646484
>The fox slowly nods, taking another large bite, chewing and swallowing.
It's impossible to put down.
Oh! Y-yeah... Wait.
>She frowns and looks around.
What device?
>>9646507
Have another.
>>9646466
Did you just say shrimp, Ika onee-chan? That is a very strange food to be attached to. Most people are constantly seen eating other things like melon bread and cakes...
>>9646484
If we turn them into socks, can you use them as swords like our socks, Goth onee-chan?
>>9646498
Those kinds of things can only end in your misery. Besides, I have alcohol
>>9646498
Okay look, this is just because I need some way to make money, and I stole the idea from another world, I swear.
>>9646498
Well geeze. That was kinda effed up.
>>9646523
Good. Tell your friends to be strong too.
>>9646498
I-I can see the back of my head...
>>9646498
Oh sprockets, why do I have such terrible luck in vehicles?
>>9646456
>While sitting down on the ground, the young individual looks up to see a strange humanoid figure standing before them.
>They sit up, standing tall.
Erdrick...? Hmm... guess so. Though, more refer to me as Loto than Erdrick. So, why you ask?
Yay,more peace.
>>9646512
Same, guess I should look at them more before using them.
>>9646498
>Ahri doesn't survive.
>
>>9646561
Yooooooooooo~! I won!
>>9646498
Just like Iron Sky.
Except
Instead of Germans we've got war winners
>>9646561
Someone's castrated these guns with blanks!
>>9646561
I'm not losing to an effing roach at chess kid.
>>9646530
Any squid worth their ink loves eatink shrimp. Just look at me ~de geso.
>>9646561
>>9646583
That roach could save your life one day if you let it win, and I'm not a kid.
>>9646586
What is faster, Ika onee-chan. Working and buying shrimp or catching your own?
>>9646561
Who would wear robes in a fight instead of armor?
Gonna try speeding it up.
>>9646530
Totally! I can turn any legwear into slashing weapons, from knives, swords, and more! I just mainly use Stripes I and II.
>>9646527
Dunno, it's a small box with a red button.
>presses the button
>something in the far distance explodes, forming a mushroom-like cloud.
...Oh so that happens, I wonder if I killed someone with that.
>>9646561
Ok, let's try out this scanning program and- ...Let's, uhm, choose another target...
>>9646559
Oh? Ah ah! I never thought it would have been you, it's great great! A strange ojii-san came to me through a portal and told me to give you this
>Rena used "King's scroll"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFpNZ07KWkQ
Oh Hero of the order of Erdrick, how many moons passed since you left the kingdom for the sights unknown.
Alas, I fear the peace you once blessed us with, might have come to an End. A piece of Zoma, the wicked, the oracle told me, has survived and seeked refuge in the lands you now dwell.. His influence, even if you can see it, is strong enough to twist the very nature of the world. Head our plea Erdrick, find the remnant of Zoma and vanquish him once and for all"
>Do you accept the quest
>YES
>NO
I miss Vader
>>9646498
For a ship called "The Invincible" it takes gas like a fat chocobo.
>>9646561
>Turning the dial to stun, Bartz points the blaster at the squid.
>*Bartz uses Aim and fires at the squid-like creature.
>*It hits with perfect accuracy!
>>9646595
Not losing to a bug, and you look like you belong in High School.
>>9646606
Oh goodie. I get to make things float again.
>>9646606
Greetings indigenous. Lay down your arms and precious minerals or be eradicated. I get paid by the hour, so please, PLEASE, shoot back
>>9646621
I kiss Raider
>>9646602
Well why catch them when you can just buy them ~de geso?
>>9646606
I DID NOT CONSENT TO HAVE THIS THING SHOVE A SLIM- GAGAGSGHASDGLKDHSGAKL
>>9646613
>>9646559
>Signed "The king of Alefgard" great I'm already messing this up*
>>9646606
It wasn't even painless. Somebody made it so it would be as painful as possible
>>9646606
Yarr Harr there be treasure here
>>9645328
hg minecraft?
can I grief it again because it's terrible before making my desert sheep al queda fuckfest?
>Yukine
>>9646621
I do too.
>>9646649
is that a fidget spinner behind him
>>9646627
I have never heard of a squid that purchases it's seafood from humans... Are you sure you are a squid from the ocean...?
>>9646607
The may be more like boots than socks. I wonder if you can still use them regardless.
This roach sure is living up to being a pest.
The eldritch children can't into teamwork.
>>9646414
>You'll be doing many painful things to the weird little lizard man if he doesn't quit bothering you.
>>9646498
You finally have a nice quiet moment to yourself, sitting here at this gas station, looking at the never ending blackness of space.
>It's both peaceful and terrifying at the same time.
>>9646561
Why do these sick freaks keep trying to molest you.
>This place just gets worse and worse every day.
>>9646606
>You don't remember taking your clothes off.
>You don't know who this overweight man is.
>You don't even know where you are.
>You just want to go home.
>>9646661
>The squid is clearly offended. Her tentacles flare up behind her like a raging fire.
You...! You're gettink on my squidding nerves ~de geso!
I don't like humans, I like SHRIMP ~de geso!!
>>9646664
Damn, Good race, yo.
A arena event thank you RNGesus.
>>9646664
Did anyone bring any biohazard shit with them?
>>9646664
I think I've lost count at how many times Jason has been attacked in such a way. This sort of attention would make even the worse of villains feel like giving up.
>>9646664
Bastards... was a rigged and unfair trial too. Judge had it out for me.
>>9646661
Uhh...
>Stocking just stares at her own shoes
I don't remember ever trying, I think it's restricted to underwear since socks qualify as that. I'm sure Panty can't turn pants into guns so...
>Takes off one shoe
>nothing happens
Thought so.
>>9646695
Shit, I guess karma really is a bitch.
>>9646613
("A piece of Zoma huh... maybe this is what he meant after all. Evil never fades. Hmph.")
>With a calm expression on Loto's face, they nod to the fox-like woman.
If it's by the King himself, I cannot say no to his request.
>YES
("Though, I don't exactly have the armor I once had or the Orb of Light... when I face the cur... an interesting challenge.")
>>9646635
>We may fuck up along the way... but keep ya chin up.
14 suckers down the hatchet, hopefully the momentum doesn't stop here.
>>9646664
>You aren't letting this happen again.
>You are going to get as far away from that frog girl as you can.
>What is wrong with all of these people, what is it about you that keeps attracting them to you.
>It's probably not the mask.
>It's definitely not the blood stained jumpsuit.
>>9646695
>After all of the things that have happened to you, you are considering this death to be the best option.
>You don't know why you keep coming back to this place, you should've just left when you had the chance.