JOI/JOE Thread #38! (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, A

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Seems like the thread has finally caught up. Good! Great to see these captions rolling in again.

Writing some now too, but let's post some old ones from last thread first.

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>>9628348

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>>9628355

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>>9628403

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Requesting something for Ivara. Bonus points if she's shy/adorably bashful

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Would love anything for Sidon showing off for the male MC as thanks for saving zora's domain (Maybe with a bit of fucking/blowjob action) Thank you~

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>>9628417

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>>9628539

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>>9628562

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>>9628578

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>>9628593

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>>9628609

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>>9628630

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>>9628642

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>>9628660

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>>9628669

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>>9628679

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>>9628688

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>>9628710
And the dump is finished. As mentioned, gonna write some stuff. Thread's alive and well again, but I still need some catching up to do. Not as much now, but still. There are plenty of old requests that need to be done (and some old ones that resurfaced again too).

I was about to say, we have a Booru for a reason.

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>>9628609
>>9628417
sure we can use some more incest/ milf / mature

my request is some zombie girl porn
something like the guy describing the girl advances and how it feels and that

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>>9628812
It's mostly for new people wanting a taste of what's in the thread. It's pretty harmless since the thread is still fresh, unless you think the dump is too large.

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Anyone want to make a good gay one for this?
You walk in on your roommate who's had one too many after not getting any action at a party. Could be giving or receiving.

Are there any cute gay ones? Like, a first time cute one?

>>9626518

Yeah okay. By the way I think there is legit something fucked up between the letter formatting in word and whatever 4chan is using. I just tried to post a greentext, word tells me it's 1995 characters, 4chan says it's 2045. What's the deal?

>be an ambitious, if somewhat inexperienced adventurer
>get overpowered by a swamprat
>villainous rat stole most of your stuff
>end up in a little town
>head to the local blacksmith
>you'll be able to use your formidable negotiating skills and charisma to acquire new armor there
>you're a bit surprised to see the blacksmith is a woman
>holy crap, she’s huge
>she pulls off her faceplate and you can see she's some kind of golden-furred wolf
>"What'd ya want?"
>you stutter something about needing new armor
>"Ya got coin kid?"
>you begin to tell her about the merits of generosity, the notion of karma, and question of what money really means anyway
>individually they sounded like good angles, but you're so nervous you've just mushed all the arguments into one incoherent mess
>"Ya gotta pay if you want armor."
>she pauses, as if eyeing you up for a moment
>"I got a way you can pay it off."
>she strips off the heavy leathers covering her body
>you actually eep in shock as you see she's naked underneath
>"Heh, too hot near the furnace to be wearing much…"
>suddenly she's pulling you towards her
>she's terribly strong, you feel her nearly lifting you off the ground
>suddenly her long canine tongue is filling your mouth
>you want to be disturbed by the strangeness of the kiss, but you don't pull back
>the warmth of her fur can be felt even through your clothes
>her other hand has already slipped into your pants
>the stimulation from her rough paw-pads has you hard in no time
>a part of you wonders if it isn't weird, starting this right near the front of her shop, where anyone can spot the two of you
>before you can wonder more about it, she breaks the kiss and gives you a wide grin
>"Should return the favor, little pup."
>she pulls her paw out of your pants and guides your own hand down to her sex

>>9629803
>she's already pretty wet from arousal
>"I love you naïve lot, so easy to lead."
>she licks your chest while you stroke her
>you feel her thick labia swell around your fingers
>"Alright, let's get to the good stuff."
>she manages to lift you onto her shoulder and bring you into her house
>before you can catch your bearings, she's thrown you onto her bed
>you note its lushness, but are quickly brought back to reality as she climbs on top of you
>you yelp, fearing her formidable mass
>"Don't worry little one, I'll go easy on ya. Besides, all this cushion's plenty soft."
>to emphasize what she means she eases herself down, carefully sliding your erection into her pussy
>you're trapped between the plush bed and her well-padded ass
>there's probably no real danger
>though the ferocity of her eagerness certainly makes you wonder
>she starts thrusting
>you're caught between the incredibly feeling of her clamping down on you, and the fear of being crushed
>when she feels you're too close to coming, she slows down, nuzzling you with her long muzzle and licking your chest some more
>she keeps you on the edge for what feels like hours
>finally you mutter something about not being able to hold it anymore
>"That's it pup, give me all of it!"
>you feel her claws dig into your skin, again not enough to be serious, but enough to keep your heart pounding in your ears
>you cry out, and she howls with you
>you're seeing stars
>she's amazing
>she's your goddess
>she pulls herself off and crashes noisily onto the bed next to you
>"Great show little guy."

- - -

>the next day she gives you a warm smile as you step out into her workshop
>she's already back on her anvil
>"Here kid, you earned this."
>you look in confusion at the little pauldron she hands you
>"One night, one piece."
>she steps in close and you can feel her warm breath on your face
>"You want more, you'll need to give me… more nights."

>>9629770
Spaces count as characters

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We need more mother/son content

>>9630523
Nah I checked, even with spaces it was at 1995. It's some weird formatting wizardry. The apostrophes or something count for double. It's really annoying.

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Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.

Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...

Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember

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Dokuro trying to get you to admit you're a loli, only to be questioned why she is acting so lewdly in front of you, eventually getting her to confess that she actually really wants to fuck you and begins begging for your cock.

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For that anon who wanted Mei, did her and personally, I think I captured the personality of Satan perfectly!

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Could use a caption for this gem~

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reposts from previous thread

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>>9631610
continued

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>>9631324
Also have a no N word edition in case the sudden change to Bitch Mei is too deep for you.

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>>9631583
>Gem
>A chicken sticking his head inside a ass.
Boco GTFO

>>9631623
I posted the version of this pic with only her asshole showing and the caption idea of her rewarding you with anal because of the massive victory you had a major hand in.

>>9631692
The fuck is wrong with your eyes? The ass is the other hole, dipshit.

>>9628319
Holy mother of God it's like somebody pulled this directly out of my fantasies word for word

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>>9631952

>>9632061
Glad to hear you like it.

>>9629212
>piercings

siiiiiiigh

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Because traps.

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Traps in uniforms.

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MtG is really good at cock milking.
Makes you think.

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Requesting undyne and her shark step-sister getting really competitive about their sexual prowess and challenge each other to make the most boys cum inside them.

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bump

>>9628755
unf

>>9632061
saaaaaaammmmeee
>>9632079

>>9631324
Goddammit Anon my dick can't handle this level or arousal

>>9631623
>>9631785
this cap please

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>>9628710
10/10 best girl, best girl

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Re-requesting from the previous thread
Some /SS/ with incest

Your Big sister cosplays as Satsuki for a convention
She's showing it off for you before going and notices that you really like it..a little bit too much in fact as she sees the swelling in your pants.
There's still some time before the convention so she decides to have some fun with you.
She sits down on the bed and removes her panties and wants you to take out your virgin shota cock and fuck her anal only.
Also while fucking her tight asshole she instructs you to finger her wet pussy.
And she calls you a very lewd boy for getting so aroused by your own sister.

>>9636552
Is this a meme at this point

There was a certain image that explained the flow of these. How it started and progressed/escalated and then finished. If anyone can even fathom what I am thinking of an has the image it'd be alright.

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>>9631657
>trigger warning!! N-word!

>>9638614
Well, in all due fairness Symmetra is a Curry Nigger not a Sand Nigger

>>9638206
No. I'm just very, very stubborn.

>>9635754
Are you talking from personal experience? :3c

>>9639224
You mean a poo-in-loo?

>>9636552
We've got a seed ready for this, and it's on the to do list, but thank you for the reminder.

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Reposting

Simple request, she sees you peeking at her big girl dick and notice you getting hard, encourages you to whip it out and jerk off to her hot almost-naked body, especially her big tits and include some naughty talk about her cute feet too

>>9637546
Seconding, sounds hot

>>9639853
sounds good

>>9639784
All of his works are amazing. My favorite captioner so far I just hope he doesn't stick to fur stuff everytime.

>>9639853
This has been re-posted a few times now, I hope someone does it!

>>9639795
Thank you, I greatly appreciate it

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>>9640149
I honestly have a hard time telling him apart from Based (which is a good thing) when they post here.

I love how savage and dirty they can be.

>>9641221
That's because I've been editing and writing for Based for a while now ;)

>>9640149
If you've got some non-fur stuff, drop it in here or the Discord. If I can "hear" the story in my head, I'll gladly do it.

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>>9641717
>That's because I've been editing and writing for Based for a while now ;)
>writing

>>9629803
>>9629820
this is great!
now, if we find a fitting pic to that story...

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>>9629803
>>9629820
>>9642271
found a wolf that might fit your description

>>9631623
>>9631785
Resending request

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Requesting this vixen getting knocked up (preferably by someone w/ a large endowment) and describing both the changes from pregnancy and the huge family they'll have, if that's possible. Mother/Son incest optional. Thanks in advance

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pone's thoughts as she gets facefucked

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>>9637546
Thirding. I have a Satsuki fetish. Also, i had this translated in the discord.

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Anyone want to try this with some facesitting/smothering stuff?

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>>9641717
Please do this senpai

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>>9645317

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I saw some animated stuff here. Here's another.

>>9645334
I want to kiss her

>>9645679
gross anon my cum is all over her mouth you see

>>9646955
It'd only gross if you're not a qt. I don't want gross guy cum in my mouth, only qt guys.

>>9647454
well... I'm not a qt...

>>9647560
Then why would a qt like that suck your dick? Clearly it's someone elses

>>9648376
She just likes my size that's all. She doesn't care about my looks at all.

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>>9639853

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>>9648887

>>9643888
>someone w/ a large endowment
So, not you then.

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Requestan Jinx ordering the viewer to sound himself while he jerks off for her.

>>9648887
thank you for doing it! awesome

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Have a lewd Canadian, courtesy of Doggo and MtG.

>>9649454
>MtG
I already came

>>9648898
tfw no trap irl to do this for me

>>9649454
>doggo
my dick is hard just thinking of them wew

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>>9648887

>>9648898
Holy fuck thats hot, I wish there was a pic of HIM bent over

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>>9649454
>Not mentioned milk in bags

>come to joi thread
>go to joi booru
>one (ONE) malesub pic I can work with

are all the degenerates in the marecock thread or something

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>>9649454
>No Apology

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>>9649454
>No clubbing baby seals

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>>9649454
I don't see the word ehh every 2 sentences...
>I'm mildly offended.

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>>9653354
>>9655192
>>9655431
>>9655802

>Captioner right now.

>>9628348
That moved... very fast.

>>9651969
Uh...
Yeah.
Definitely do this one.
This one's good.

>>9639853
>girl
>dick

Pick one

>>9649454
fug, my patriotic boner is going wild at fucking a leaf

>>9657956
>girldick

Done

>>9659101
girldick isnt an option you fagget.

>>9659337
Nice bait faggot, go be stupid somewhere else.

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I saw this posted today at the drawthread.
It'd be amazing if somebody could do a caption with her.

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Some eldritch sex tonight, in hetero and homo.

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>>9661083

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good and horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

I just needed to tell somebody this.

>>9661153
Eh

>>9653354
Condoms aren't allowed!

>>9655192
Oh jeeze, sorry! We forgot it! It's close enough at the end though, eh?

>>9655431
Save it for the second date.

>>9657497
I'll keep this in mind for future! I must not have noticed as I was proofing it. I really appreciate this kind of honest feedback, so feel free to call me out again in future.

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>>9628319
Help me /joi/

A while ago I requested something with this pic with the girls calling you master and begging for your cock. It got done and I saved it but the file got corrupted or I can't find it .I also checked the booru and it's not there.

Does anyone know what i'm taking about? Anyone willing to do it again?

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Not a request. But something fucking stupid for this would be amazing.
>inb4udon'tusephotoshopfaggot

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>>9662761
don't nut too hard

>>9662646
Have you backtraced through desuarchive?

Bump before bed

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I've never made one of these before, but I'll take some requests! I'm biased towards femdom and ass related stuff, as well as traps

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>>9661100
Original requester is IMPRESSED
have some ancient >>9659101

>>9665113
This please
>>9644720

>>9665113
There's a lot of requests above your post

>>9639784
Do you milk people personally? Why would you say that? Haha

>>9664234
I would have no idea how to find it

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A request from the Discord

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>>9665113
Well you could start by doing one of the image you posted...

Otherwise, how about this? A girl teases a guy who admires her flexibility. She eggs him on to jerk it to her or rub his cock against her shorts.

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We did a thing.

>>9667560
That's a really nice thing.

>>9667177
Pedo get ye gone

>>9667084
>>9667560
Thanks doggo and leaf guy best cock milkers here

>>9661100
>>9661083
fuuuck, these are great, and I love the witch doctor one

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>>9661153
Neat

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>>9661083
>>9661100
>>9667084
>>9667560
It's good to see a lot of activity in the thread lately.

can some1 cap the inkling pics plz?

>>9628669

Yuck a humie

>>9628417

I need a source for that image asap

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Requesting one where she tempts you to walk over here so she can play with your small body in a very painful way. She assures you you will be maimed, whether by stomping on you or from picking you up and doing stuff that way. The end of it would be her amazed and surprised that you walked into your end willingly, and then does something that instantly knocks you out.

>>9645283
Not the same anon, but it would be sad if there wasn't a innuendo like "your control stick" there

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(I'm sorry if this request is too specific)
You set her free from her lamp, and she let's you have three wishes for you in return. The first one was to be shrunk down, pretty unusual, but she does it. The next wish was for her to let you fuck her soft lips, She becomes shocked at you, but she can't resist her master's command. As you go balls deep into her soft lips, getting yourself messy in her lipstick, you let it slip that you actually wish to be her pet after.

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>>9628417
>really like chicken nuggets
>am really turned on by this
F-fuck

bumpy

Is the anon who did the gay requests still here?

>>9672250
I don't get it

bumpu

>>9672899
i really wish someone could edit that awful fuckin donnut anus to be less donut

>>9677056
I'm gonna try to request it in the thread, so anyone thinking of doing >>9672899 please wait

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Requesting some Goatmom/Goatson incest
Toriel called Asriel into the kitchen, and when Asriel gets there, he sees his mother nude and kneeling on the floor.
She tells Asriel that since he has been so good, he deserves a reward.
The reward being that Asriel gets to fuck his own mother.
Maybe put some foot stuff somewhere in there, maybe not, it's up to you.

>>9677190
Nevermind... They agree with my original thought of it being okay.

>>9677425
Bumping for the foot stuff!
Maybe something along the lines of him starting out by rubbing his dick on her feet then fucking her OR when he's about to cum pulling out and finishing on her feet.

>>9678595
OR here, good idea. Seconding.

>>9677425
bumping for a version withou feet

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You kids like porn?

Who'm's't've am I kidding.

Here's porn.

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>>9684090

I'm really sad that Emo-Twink has gone out of style in the past ten years. I really miss that delicate intersection of long hair, arm warmers, psuedo-punk and vague masculinity. Now it's all "I wanna be a grill," but bitch, I ain't got time for George Foreman with a dick.

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the shorter "girl" is offering "her" bitch for you to fuck while said "bitch" is giving the most unconvincing protest of being given to you (and her boner at the thought of you fucking her doesn't help her case)

>>9661100
What's the source on the original image?

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Does /trash/ like being bullied?
[spoiler]by their "sister?"[/spoiler]

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>>9686079
FUCK MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT SPOILERING AND I'M A GODDAMN NEWFAG

>>9686088
Don't worry, there's no spoilers on /trash/ anyway.

Also, fug that's hot.

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Does /trash/ like lipstick?

(i do)
(sorry it's not really a JOI)

>>9686079
The artist of that image is actually a friend of mine. I'mma show this to her. I think she'll like it.

>>9686079
NUT
U
T

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From the last thread.

It's breakfast in the kitchen and your Japanese mom comes in wearing that sleazy dress.
She's very proud of you because you finished school with such good grades.
And thinks that you should be rewarded for all your hard work.
*starts to unbutton her dress revealing her plump breasts*
She says since you are more grown up now it's time she rewards you in more sexual ways
*Sits on the table takes of her socks and stars rubbing her feet on your crotch*
She informs you that she found the magazines in your room and that she saw that you only jerked off to the pictures of women's feet.
*she slides your pants down with her feet and starts giving you a footjob*
She specifically painted her nails and got a pedicure so you can enjoy her feet more.
She starts off slow but gets faster and faster.
She talks about how much she wants to make you feel good and that you should cum for mommies feet and cover them in semen.

>>9686079
Hey, whoever made this, the artist for the asriel image you used really likes this and is gonna go "resolve" her feelings towards female asriel now.

By jerking it.

>>9686333
Muh dick

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>>9688383
that's bullshit but i believe it.jpg

>>9689104
Well you dont have to believe me if you dont want to. But pashoo still really liked the caption and I wanted the creator to know that.

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>>9689308
I'll let him know <3

>>9628319
Bump

>>9686079
I want to be bullied by my goat sister

>>9686552
do me a favor and let her know that little heartbreak thingy in the original drawing was way hotter with way less, eh?

>>9628517

Joi is harder for Warframe, because the more you know about the lore the less sexier it gets.

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>>9692910
You can't stop the goat hips my guy

>>9693091
Ballista/Tech OTP! Forbidden love!

She's a clone sniper with extensive cybernetic prosthetics and rapidly degrading cells, he's a brainwashed corporate cultist with a milspec robot pet. Wacky hijinks ensue!

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Requesting the Orc's and young man's interaction at the pitstop. The young man being bashful and amazed at the orcs body, and the orc enticing the young man to feel him up or more. a bit of musk mention and pec/gut worship would be great too.

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I'm still gonna keep posting this. I wanna see Asuka being a tease and having that turned around on her when the guy takes her seriously and whips it out.

>>9694518
Stop requesting this you weirdo. That's just gross. Go request something less gross and more erotic. No one wants to see this shit.

>>9637546
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS ONE!

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>>9693091
>Hey Human, wanna SKREEEONK?
>Your species has such an *endearing* way of donating DNA to a partner.
>We were evolved to be the perfect breeding life form.
>Inspect my cavernous womb, see how easily your speed will fertilize me?
>You want to use protection? That's cute. My vaginal secretions can dissolve an offending prophylactic like tissue, and they taste like strawberry lemonade.
>Your erection will be stimulated in ways unknown to your ancestors. This is not negotiable.
>Our offspring will fuck their ways across the stars, and that begins once you fill me with seed.

Something to that effect

>>9628403
holy mother of yes

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My car said it was 101 today.

Remember, stay hydrated!

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>>9701612

Also, remember to stay tacticool. Breach and clear!

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>>9696757
>Because I don't like it, it must be objectively wrong!

>>9701612
>>9701627
shame it's human trash, but points for the dickgirls. So close to perfection

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MtG and the Doggo worked on something together again.

This is a sequel to the previous Princess Celestia one where she gets dommed by a human.

Love it or hate it. We'll love to receive any feedback.

>>9628660
>>9628669
Eyy I liked these.

>>9702099
ew male pov

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>>9702099
holy fuck this is going to break my dick

>>9702099
was good attempt
but i seem to not get off to a guys pov
it's like in porn my dick goes soft if the guy speaks
at any time
this is the equivalent to said thing

>>9702099
>>9703708
I guess when you're a little bit subby like me it's fine. You can kind of put yourself in her shoes... or horseshoes.

Do people give any joi here?

>>9698407

The H audio is really good. Check it out if you understand moonspeak.

>>9702099
SATYR CHILDREN!

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Literally made this 10 mins ago. Dunno if it's the same quality of some of these other ones but it gave me a chub making it.

>>9704339
Hot! Shorter stuff is welcome too. A nice mix is healthy (for my cock).

>>9704339

Was good except for the use of bunghole. I haven't heard that since Beevis and Butthead.

>>9704404
There is only so many dirty synonyms for the anus. Would you have preferred "Shitpipe"?

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>>9698909

That's a pretty hot idea, I'd knock up a Xenomorph queen.

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>>9701776
>futa
>not trash

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>>9704753
>not futa
>not trash

>>9704466

Yes actually.

>>9704767
Closet homsexuality
or
Not being in denial

HMMMMMM

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>>9704815
Here ya go buddy

>>9704922
That works! Thanks anon.

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Please don't forget about the best skunk.

morning bump

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>>9701612
>>9701627

>>9701627
>banana clip
I'm sure this was on purpose but I'm triggered

>>9701681
Anon, are you actually a complete degenerate or something?

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>>9702099
>Noice

Now I just want to read the female's POV

>>9702099
noice

>>9702099
>more yeah bitch take my fuck

male pov always sucks even if a good writer is behind it

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The AA girls need some love!... I'll just post a few pics I have, hopefully someone is inspired.

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>>9707928

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>>9707931

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The gay chubby subgenre seems kind of neglected, like pic related or anything from >>9649209

>>9704922
Simple and nice.

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>>9708726
This one would be nice. Thick power bottom tanuki knows what you want, teasing you and then offering to let you fuck him.

>>9710088
I greatly approve of this.

>>9710088
Use the pants-less pic but just because the eyes on the second one look really off

So, I was thinking about doing one of these, but I'm unsure as to what image to use out of this mini set. The concept itself would be the same, I just can't decide which image to use. Gimme a hand, trash?

https://e621.net/post/show/995141/anonymous_artist-anthro-areola-balls-bed-big_balls
https://e621.net/post/show/995143/anonymous_artist-anthro-areola-balls-bed-big_balls
https://e621.net/post/show/995144/anonymous_artist-anthro-areola-balls-bed-belly-big

>>9671740
Source of this pic?

>>9714153
the first one

>>9714153
>>9714226
I agree, first one would be best.
Though the first and last would be good, too, like two versions, one about the beginning and the second about the afterglow.

>>9714153
The first one would work the best.

anyone have the alphys joi pic?

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>>9714984

>>9673142
Kek

>>9715041

Still really, really good. There was an edit of that Alphys with her asshole on display that would fit it better though.

>>9714153
First one for a setup. Inviting us to watch, to give her a hand, that kind of thing.

Second one for middle of the action/once the show's over. Focus on how good we made her feel, or if we were jerking it too, that our little show or technique really worked on her.

Third pretty much requires describing actions in the past, at least to me. Could be used as a transition for a "round two" at the end of the caption.

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A little solo project this time, compared to all the collabs.

As always, be honest with feedback!

>>9715914
9/10.
The only thing that could put this on top for me, at least, would be if you were just working off the adrenaline rush from battle in the ruins of the place that both she and the reader had just attacked.
But this...this is very good.

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Y'all remember that virgin killer sweater meme from some months back. Well Insomni looks very good in it. A little too good.
...
So good that it does fuck all to hide her huge ass crack, so you give her fat ass a slap and slip your hand in that big crack to finger her pussy and ass to her utter surprise until she cums. She'd probably (playfully) call you a dirty pervert for taking such initiative onto her opening like that

>>9715041
i would choose another pic than that one
it dont go with what shes saying
shits good yo

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>>9708726
I second this, no better way to get across a comforting invitation than with a chubby furry

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/r/ing a little something with my favorite piece of porn ever.

Any good guides on how to put one of these together?

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>>9716439
Search the booru for "tutorial" or have a chat with BasedDog. He'll hook you up with some instructions.

Speaking of, here's a little "challenge" I accepted. Not the spiciest thing in the world, but I did get it done, so I might as well share it.

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>>9716943
hot
all incest is damn hot
speaking of

requesting some sister incest with this

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I know its Shadshit, but anyone want to try this one with some either some facesitting, assworship or buttjob context?

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Damn, sorry for neglecting some of these older requests. Been doing some "newer" ones to kinda get back in the game, since I can see them with a fresher eye.

I think it's working well. Been writing a lot more recently. Let's hope I can crank one out tomorrow, assuming work doesn't tire me out too much.

>>9702099
This is so disappointing. I could literally hear my dick deflating, why, oh why did it have to be male POV. Come on man, your first one was a fucking work of art but male POV is a losing battle from the start. Nobody wants to hear the guy talking during porn, that's not the fantasy. You want the girl begging for your dick, not the douche bag going on about how much she loves her dick while she lays their pretending to like it, probably playing candy crush on her phone. This is just awful.

>>9719145
It wasn't supposed to be "male POV" it was supposed to be self-insert material.
YOU are the male here.

I guess it didn't work out as planned...
I'll be sure to keep this in mind for future.

>>9716943
The meme stutter on every single one of these is starting to get old. Like, it kinda fits for this one but I think you're overusing it.

>>9719475
I'm trying to use it sparingly, but I only have so many tools in my toolbox unless I start writing descriptions outside of dialogue. I don't think captions can support that kind of writing though...
That or I need to branch out and avoid picking characters that would speak that way.

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>>9707114

babby's first photo shop

thanks anon for posting that image.

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>>9719637

another one

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>>9719819

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>>9719828

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If any of these spark something for somebody feel free to fill in some text.

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>>9720304

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>>9720311

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>>9720324

>>9706527
>thread full of fucked up shit
>"BUT THIS ONE IS SPECIFICALLY WRONG!"

I don't understand you in the slightest.

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Good morning!

Bumping with old content

>>9722162
a classic

>>9719446
The thing is, self-inserts are generally fairly silent. If you're self-inserting, what you think and say is what the character says and does, with the character generally being silent so as not to put words in your mouth.
Also, in most cases, the guy reading it probably wouldn't talk like that, so it breaks the immersion. That's why it's safest to only have the one featured talking, it won't necessarily break the immersion for anyone unless it's out of character or not their fetish.
Don't get me wrong, it's an interesting experiment and I wouldn't mind seeing more, but maybe try something a bit softer and more natural and less like a guy in a porn vid bragging.
[spoiler]I'm not trying to put you down, btw. Thought I'd say that here since tone can be hard to read.[/spoiler]

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>>9723820
Yeah, I had a feeling that the male POV character came off too strong for some people's liking. Since, technically, this isn't the first time male POV captions were done in these threads and they were met with roughly positive praise before (heck, I wrote at least one myself). Though they were much "softer" compared to this one.

Personally, I think most of these complaints are personal preferences, so I really don't mind how this caption turned out. It works for some people and even myself, so I get enough self-gratification from that. We wouldn't have done the sequel anyway if we were limited to "making it just like the first one" too since... well... that's kinda lame, even if the first one is considered a "work of art."

That being said, we'll definitely consider our approach next time we do something like this. After all, appeasing the "general" crowd is a nice target, even if doing specific requests for smaller groups is fun too. We'll take all the worthy criticism in mind.

Man, it feels like we wrote some NTR caption or something with the division about it here.

>>9723820
Oh, and we appreciate the feedback. Especially when the criticism has validity to it too.

We always keep criticism in mind, especially when it's written out in a well-mannered way that makes it approachable for us.

>>9631623
reposting anal reward inkling caption request

>>9702099
The text in the pic is too small to read. You could make it bigger. Along with the pic itself, its like you stretched out its width to far, without adding to its length.

>>9702099
>>9724766
This too >>9703708
>>9719145
>>9707819
Redoing this is the only way. You killed my boner.

>>9724077
>Wont continue with what the first did so well
>Changes for no reason what so ever in POV
Welp, looks like there will never be a good sequel. RIP Dick.

>>9724077
Everything that could be said was listed here>>9724786
and here>>9723820
>>9724799
Why did you fuck up so badly?

>>9724799
That would be extremely painful.

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>>9724786
>>9724799
>>9724805

>>9723820
No, I understand completely Anon. It was indeed an experiment, one that I'll repeat, and if I can manage to have everyone's preferences line up with the story I've got in my head, then everyone's happy and all is well. If not, well... Someone's gonna like it, and all I can do is try to forewarn the people that won't necessarily like it.

>>9724077
aww yis

>>9715914

Nice!

>>9698909
>You will never be raped by a space alien so that you can propagate its species across the stars
I'm going to kill myself and all of you will witness it.

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Help me out you guys, I downloaded a bunch of this stuff a while ago from a google drive or mega folder with organized captions categorized into folders with different fetishes, I apparently removed the bookmark and cannot find it anymore, not sure what to google for, almost all captions had the same style and font, all futa too.

I will dump a few examples, everything else has the same style of writing, hope you can help a fellow degenerate.

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>>9674409
Not them but:
>
Prequel.

>>9714224
Bottom of this pic.

>>9628630
/d/ gets a shit ton of momdom captions.
I need more F anthro on M human momdom.

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Requesting a continuation of this

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>>9733602
>doesn't have any pics of ahri
You could try and look one up or use the pic related

>>9733700
she dont looks like ahri at all

Autism

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The nightly caps...

>>9730669
yeah man, thats elzi he/she (not sure) got a thread on /d and here is the mega drive mega.nz/#F!ctwBVKYR!-JPvSvZ5RybLdJU2gRm3-w

>>9698407
Oy... Kinda wish there was a verion of this with no anal.

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Maybe we can get something raunchy with these two buns?

Idk whaddyall think?

>>9738107
There is potential, I see it, even in my tired head.

I'll make a new thread soon too. You guys are great.

>>9736742
>>9736731
>>9736721
noice

>>9739037
>>9739037
>>9739037
The doctor is in the house. Seek out the newest and most sterile of threads.

>>9649454
>"You picked a cold time to move to Canada"
>implying I'd evr move to Canada you fucking leaf

>>9736721
Augh that text is hooot. Who is this girl? Are there any better drawings of her?