/sug/ - Steven Universe General
To be seen next year Edition
Last Thread: >>9620986
[NEW RELEASES]
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[NEWS]
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First for cucking.
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
requesting this but with Steven popping out while he is on the toilet
or in the shower
or doing it with Sadie
or jackin it to noice
Corruption, it can spread through fusion. Do you think it manipulates the light of the gem somehow, twisting and changing it, even the colors?
Your ship won't be canon
>>9627855
nice
Blue Diamond's massive ass.
>>9627855
>Sapphire is the one getting cucked instead of ruby
kek
still waiting on Padparadscha standing in a puddle and saying she needs to pee
I'm going to kick Lapis in the pussy!
>>9627888
>trips
shit
>>9627867
But what if it already is though?
>>9627735
Please someone draw this! Preferably her already peeing herself while saying that she needs to pee!
>>9627910
Then it's a disappointment.
>>9627931
Steven is for Connie
>>9627944
Connie is for death.
>>9627888
no, fuck off
>>9627879
Noice
>>9627958
I got your blood boiling
>>9627931
i've reserved myself to the fact that you're never going to use the version with the non-transparent eye.
This is why Lapiven is cancer.
>>9627888
>Oooh, someone's going to draw a cute picture of me.
>>9628011
>>9628011
>>9627973
I don't like the mary sue indian girl in general so nah.
>>9627986
I swear I saved it but whenever i posted it it looks exactly like the one I post. If you have the one not transparent can I have a link to it?
I said earlier that getting disinfectant spray in your eyes only hurts for a little bit.
But now it's coming back. It really fucking hurts.
>>9628044
i'll be honest
i didn't save it either
Time to eat some depression pudding cups
>>9628056
It's ok Anon. See this the other other one I saw from a previous thread and saved because someone said the yes were transparent.
I want Zircon to find a cute lawyer boyfriend.
It's ok if you think she'd be with a girl though, whatever makes you happy.
>>9627867
more than lapiven
>>9627961
anon, I finally have a waifu after watching this show for three years. Don't try to take this away from me
>>9628047
No shit.
Get some water there asap
>>9628125
They'll just have to fight over him.
>>9628125
It is just as false as that one
>>9628103
I want greentexts of zircon being on other gem cases and what other homeworld trials might be like for different reasons
>>9628225
>fingers
reeee
>>9628235
>white
reeee
>>9628103
>serving the diamonds loyally for over 4000 years
>what is her reward
>getting poofed and most likely going to be shattered
why?
>>9627560
But, God put retards on this planet to bully!
>>9627961
>>9628314
accused the diamonds of diamondcide
>>9628307
>Wanting interracial porn
cuck
>>9628356
>not understanding the true message of SU
Bingo bongo bongo dont wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no
Who else /diamonddogs/ here? Was this also your favorite scene of Phoenix Wright: Intergalactic Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal? Are we ever getting out of /trash/ and back to /co/??
I wonder how long it'll take that guy that's coloring the animated gif that he can just optimize the animation frames and color-to-alpha white to save himself 2 hours of coloring every single frame
>>9628325
She is NOT retarded! She is just a little bit slow!
>>9628389
I already told them how not to color each frame
i want green sapphire and pink to be sisters, while pink is treated like a little princess and green is abused
>>9628463
>sapphire tells the future, gem is in the palm
>Paddy tells the past, gem is in the back of the hand
hmm
>>9628489
Where is this green sapphire meme coming from?
>>9628502
weird anons, mostly
I have no original ideas and will most likely die alone and sad
>>9628207
>(Boy am I nervous!)
>Zircon!
>Oh, h-hiya chief!
>Whew, I'm glad I could make it on time. Well, I have to say Zircon, I'm impressed! Not everyone takes on a shattering trial right off the bat like this. It says a lot about you... and your client as well.
>Um... thanks. Actually, it's because I owe her a favor.
>A favor? You mean you knew the defendant before this case?
>Yes. Actually, I kind of owe my current job to her. She's one of the reasons I became an attorney.
>Well, that's news to me!
>I want to help her out any way I can! I just... really want to help her, I owe her that much.
>(It's over! My life, everything, it's all over!)
>...Isn't that your client screaming over there?
>Yeah...that's her.
>(Death! Despair! Ohhhh! I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna shatter!!!)
>>9628463
With their powers combined they now can see THE PRESENT.
Requests?
>>9628547
Congrats so are pretty much everyone else.
>>9628522
no, corundum gems have backs to them. Also, even if they were in the same place they'd just move so as not to touch. Fluorite confirmed that gems will just move out of the way since she has two forehead gems
>>9628580
lars cucking sadie with padparadscha
>>9628580
Rhodonite doing your favorite your favorite JoJo pose.
>>9628580
A dead inside pearl.
>>9628547
Well, change that if it bothers you that much
>>9628573
heh
https://discord.gg/CBGwSxs
Server for art/nsfw of all off colors
>>9628547
s'alright, pal. You're not alone there.
>>9628607
DELET
>>9628604
oh okay
>>9628575
What if their vision is OMNISCIENT?
>>9628489
>while pink is treated like a little princess and green is abused
As much I can abuse green, that trope drives me up the fucking wall
>>9628420
Riiiiiight...
Either way you slice it, she's a defect who exists solely to laugh at.
[spoiler]And that's why I love her.[/spoilersdontworkretard]
>>9628580
Slowphire playing with Lars earhole, and him enjoying it
Can someone please make Lars pink in this picture.
I really need it.
>>9628580
Lapis and Steven cuddling in bed.
>>9628547
No such thing as an original idea anyway, cease stupid doomsaying.
>>9627863
Seconding this, these are great prompts.
>>9628672
I am sure she could benefit people somehow, I just haven't thought of a good use for her powers. Either way, she is only defective because of Homeworlds shit rules, and I really hope she comes to earth.
>>9628314
Depends which diamond got to her first. If it was blue, she might be kept in the back pocket for when Blue starts digging into Pink's shattering. Kinda weird that nobody gave enough of a shit to look into it 6000 years ago.
>>9628859
I imagine 6000 years is like 10 years to a diamond
>>9628580
>New tablet already starting to mess up
>>9628420
I think her ability is underestimated. Your normal sapphire has a margin of error. It was implied that Pads didn't. Depending how exactly her ability works, she could be invaluable for real-time surveillance.
>>9628702
What? Really? Elaborate
>>9628765
She's only looking in the recent/immediate past.
Forget about the future, what if she could look farther back?
What if she could look ALL THE WAY back...
>>9628931
You had this retarded sapphire before slowpphire debuted.
>>9628962
oohh hah yes I was thinking about that
retarded sapphires are the best
>>9628890
Even then, nobody has a close friend murdered and then waits 10 years to wonder what the fuck happened.
>>9628928
I saw someone on tumblr mention that lie detector might work, but I don't exactly see how. I completely forgot that Sapphire can't predict things exact.
>>9628952
Very true! I am just afraid that the off colours are going to be forgotten about after the Lars arc is done, and that makes me sad.
before i forget to post any of it at all
>>9628691
I tried
>>9628999
Simple.
>"Ay bitc. didya shedder pank dimon?"
>"Naw"
>"..."
>Pad: "This nigga finna lie to ya."
>>9628765
She's defective because she's retarded! Let's look at some of the stuff her disability prohibits her from doing:
>Driving a car
>Handling dangerous tools
>Working at a steady and consistent rate
>Doing anything without having half a minute to understand what's going on
She ain't vegetable levels broken, but she won't be much help to society either.
>>9628614
>>9628928
>It was implied that Pads didn't
Not really, I don't see it as her always being right, but rather the comedy wouldn't make sense if she were wrong, kinda like how it mostly is for Garnet too. Rule of comedy, I guess.
>>9629096
if sapphire can use her future vision on places other than those she's in, what prohibits parappa from being a scouting tool?
>>9629138
The fidget spinner really puts it together, thanks.
>>9629096
I'm guessing that future episodes featuring her will focus less on her ability. After all, a normal Sapphire is able to perceive and react to the present. If that weren't the case, then Saphy would only be able to react to shit that might happen, which creates a special kind of temporal frustration.
>>9629082
But how would Paddy know it was a lie?
>>9629096
I wouldn't call her retarded, just slow or...special!
>>9629138
Thank you.
this is almost me.
>>9629138
nice
>>9629077
You succeeded.
>>9629082
Do you have the rest of this comic? I need it.
>>9629218
unfortunately not, i just snipped the last panel to use as a reaction image.
>>9629228
Say hi to daddy
>>9628580
Lapis showing off a lewd bikini to Steven.
>>9629166
Shed need a guardian at all times.
>>9629175
>I wouldn't call her retarded, just slow or...special!
She IS special. A special little cutie.
>>9628380
He's got the double pistols but where's the wink? The wink seals the deal.
Http://flockmod.com/sugilite
Come on down
>>9629338
Draw cute Lapiven.
I just wanna be handcuffed to Blue Diamond
>>9628607
We were here first, now I have to watch my crack ship die :(
>>9629338
cancer
takes activity from the general for a shitty drawing program
>>9629244
Sup daddy
Padparadscha is adorable until you realize just how impairing her disability must be.
The fact that she can walk alone is amazing, because she is incapable of correcting her balance, reacting to motion. Even changing direction has to be planned two minutes in advance. The fact that homeworld is just a series of bridges connecting planet-sized buildings makes it insane that she's even alive.
And the worst part of all is she seems to have no idea of her own condition. She would need constant round-the-clock care just to keep from injuring herself. It's insane
>>9629323
make any good puppet porn recently?
I want Peridot, Lapis, Bismuth, the famethyst, Centi, and Jasper to form an irrelevant gems club.
>>9629452
>>9629452
what does that say I don't speak greek
>>9629452
Fine
>>9629452
Replying. Again.
>>9629452
I can't read backwards
>>9629447
That's why we love her. That's why I say:
FUCK THE RETARD!
>>9629452
you've forced my hand
>>9629447
I want to love and take care of her!
>>9629269
For sure!
>Reunited with my tablet
Happy times! I'll work on this.
why do they draw such awful shit
So we have established that the retard is the best off-color gem but does anybody have art of the 2nd/3rd best off-color?
>>9629452
Kek.
Great job Anon.
So, did you guys realize this bomb explained how Blue Diamond's water bending can possibly be more OP than Lapis's?
SHE CAN BLOODBEND AND IT WORKS ON GEMS!
>>9629663
she's a fuckin diamond what did you expect
What do you guys think of the idea of Poly Am Gram Gram assimilating an Aquamarine to become a butterfly?
>>9629597
It's hard being 2nd when the gap between 1st and you is so large.
>>9629716
WE
>>9629663
I want Blue Mother to join the crystal gems.
>>9629597
So, no, I don't have anything but this suggestive screenshot
The New Lars: Steven wakes up in Lars's body to find he was masturbating
Off Colors: Steven modifies Lars's body so he can never get an erection again
>>9629758
Undress me!
>>9629689
I hate that monstrosity. I want to kill it with an arrow and sell it's meat to oriental vagabonds.
>>9629737
It's gonna happen.
>prone to forgiveness
>helps pinks long forgotten zoo
>rising tensions amongst the authority about her demise
>yellow quite literally incapable of not fucking up
>massive civil war reignites
>the fucking corruption weapon detonates and Nagasakis homeworld
>everybody else chilling
God, please make it happen
What if Sardonyx was your giant mommy?
>>9629689
I reeeally just don't want to think about that thing... fusing anyone.
>>9629838
Sardonyx is still the best fusion.
>>9629821
Big Blue Mommy is going to be enlightened by Steven. She will become unfusionphobic and help the Crystal gems convince YD and WD to become not evil.
It'll be PD/BD vs. WD/YD.
>>9629811
But you're already naked
>>9629559
Cant wait gax
>>9629838
>Tfw you can't call out the gems species for bring parasites because you're one of them
>>9629866
NANI?
HEY GUYS, THE NEW EPISODES ARE OUT!!!
She is such a cute blonde!!
Oy, is yellow sapphire anon saving all artwork of yellow?
My theory is that the lions are shards of PD that Rose brought back to life with her tears. Steven needs to collect all the lions and fuse them together like in Cat Fingers. Then he'll do some magic hoogabalooga and boom, Pink Diamond.
Maybe he will even become part of Pink Diamond when he makes them fuse together. That would be badass.
>>9629689
These are the worst theories ever.
Lapis, Jasper, Aqua, whoever, no one will permafusem with Fluorite!
>>9629865
Finally ending with a BDxSteven ship, with a generic harem ending. Just what I've always wanted
What if Joseph did the "Next you're going to say" thing to Padparadscha
>>9629850
THING being the operative word.
dont hurt me pls
>>9629926
She'd become self-aware?
>>9629968
I want to molest Zombie Lars
>>9629968
Cancerous, quit taking activity away if this is all you'll do with a small ass canvas like that
I can't believe Lars is fucking dead
>autistic screeching
>>9629968
>bullying pearl
>blue diamond getting pussy-ridden by her pearl
>flirty zircon
>christ-like Lars
I love you more each time I see you
>>9629968
>WASTED
>>9629968
That Blue Diamond and Blue Pearl are really nice.
>>9629905
what's that, an asphalt-black Sardonyx?
Is Zircon the same as cubic zirconia?
>>9630014
Rhodonite + PadParadscha
>>9629926
She's the only one who he'd get wrong on.
>Next you're going to say: I punched two holes in him, how is he still standing!?
>That will be easier than smothering an infant.
>>9629716
That is fair.
Paddy absolutely stole the show but I thought Rudile was cool too.
>>9629926
I think that might cause some sort of time paradox.
Maybe it just wouldn't work?
>>9629910
That is dumb.
You are dumb.
Post angry Roses.
>>9630028
Cubic zirconia is synthetic diamonds, zircon is a different kind of stone entirely.
Be honest with me, did you cry during this episode?
>>9630070
I swear I'm gonna stab Vox
>>9630106
twice
>>9630106
No tears, but that scene definitely got my attention.
>>9630123
Does Sardonyx wash her pussy regularly?
>>9630076
I'm so glad pearl got rid of her bobbed hair.
>>9630083
looked it up, Zircon is ZrSiO4, Zirconia is ZrO2. My headcanon is safe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDlBpE3YyTI
I hope The Crewniverse sells out some day and releases a vocal album.
>>9630135
She doesn't exist often enough to do that.
>>9630135
she showers before her shows in the mud dimension
>>9630170
special edition Crystal Gem Album Ft. whatever fucking gem they rescue and bring back to earth
>it's a Hitler redemption arc
You know, now that we know Yellow killed Pink and covered it up, I can bring back the theory about white being a fake too
Padpalarscha is cute and perfect.
>>9630276
>someone drew lars feet but not gem feet
why tho
>>9629921
>harem ending
>implying that you wouldn't want to bang BD and only BD
what type of people populate /SUG ?
>>9630339
Luanfags
>>9630234
retarded.
>>9630333
>Public defender assigned to an unwinnable case
>Just wants to get it over with
>Is presented with the actually decent defense that Stephen, despite having Rose's gem, has no memory or understanding of what actually happened
>Instead decides to accuse their absolute leaders of being traitorous murderers
>>9629452
Goddammit
Rose killed PD.
>>9630287
Topkek
>>9630352
disgusting.
>>9630339
Mostly people who feel un-achieved, or people who feel misplaced. hateful even.
>>9630369
They would have chalked it up to gem amnesia and killed Steven anyways. Amnesiacs aren't excused from murder trials.
>>9630431
Thats a whole lot of tears might as well be a wet t-shirt contest
who date me
r u shy tho?
>>9630488
those shorts and crop top are hot
My birthday is soon
if my sister got me the thing I wanted I will be able to continue the VHS episode rips soon
>>9630543
Here are the ones I did already
https://mega.nz/#F!zQQREQqC!b3jHLxDqg8F8j3wKJHNouw
Can Steven fuse with a zombie?
>>9630543
happy early birthday
>>9630543
you are one more year closer to death anon, i am jealous.
>>9630543
Wasn't there a whole video trailer for mirror/ocean gem in the vhs asthetic? Was that you?
>>9630339
People who enjoy the show,, zizekians, nothing really mutually exclusive
>>9630725
No that was
https://vhsripstevenuniversescreencaps.tumblr.com/
I found them after i started. I want to mess with distorting the tapes to get some more effects but the episode rips will just be tapes I've used most of my life
>>9630402
I feel alright
>>9630778
Also I want to make a VHS tape of just youtube poops with a custom slip cover to put in a yard sale and release into the wild
>>9630786
"Alright" is probably the best anyone can hope for. Anything more is a brief high.
WE
>>9630786
you will slip into a depression from the emptiness that is our lives.
>>9630877
WILL
>>9630802
You will confuse so many ppl.
>>9629900
Do these kinds of dresses have a name? I like them. Maybe one day I'll get a girlfriend and she'll wear one.
>>9630877
ARE NUMBER ONE
>>9630339
There are quite a few perverts, pedophiles, and waifufags.
Pretty similar to /tlhg/ in a lot of ways just with a different show.
>>9630877
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>9630802
>>9630945
peri toes
>>9630945
saying its like tlhg will drive them away
dont stop
rate my fanart /sug/
>>9630945
>tfw as of the bomb I'm now every single one of those
I want to die. I really, really do
>>9630945
im too new to know what /tlhg/ is, so what is it?
>>9630879
Actually, I've pretty much come to terms with that. I'm feeling good, not in spite, but because of this
>>9630975
10000/10 would rate again
>>9630975
XX / XY
>>9630877
WUZ
>>9630975
Technique is bad but fuck it, I like it anyways. Do more!
I want to cum inside pad sapphires dress
>>9631016
forgot pic
>>9630287
amazing
>>9630991
It's a general for the sub par cartoon known as "The Loud House". It's the usual Nickelodeon mediocrity when it comes to cartoons. The general wants to constantly fuck the main characters which happen to be underaged, making them pedophiles.
>>9630975
pretty sure i've seen a drawing like this in a horror movie.
So it's f..ine
I find it hilarious how well /tlhg/fag and /lit/fag get along
please edit this on every face
>>9631104
As do I.
>>9629452
Motherfucker
>>9631167
hello Padparadsha
>>9631190
i see someone will expose me soon!
>>9631167
Anyone specific? or got a specific screenshot
>W-why are you looking at me that way, anon?
>>9631167
>>9631220
You look like you could use a leg rub
>>9631220
>"I've always had a thing for horrible, life-destroying, all-consuming things - y'know...lawyers"
>>9631104
so who hate me on /SUG?
>>9630985
I was already all of those things pre-SU.
If anything SU has made me less weird since my new waifu isn't a Japanese middle schooler.
I love each of you
>>9631257
everyone but the people who respond to you without saying "KYS"
KYS
>>9631271
Now your waifu is just a member of a genocidal, imperial race. I'd say it's a step up by far
>>9629452
(you)
>>9631299
kys
>>9631257
Me. I can't wait for your trans ass to die already.
>>9631257
The Loud House isn't my thing but we cool.
Post comfy gems.
>>9631295
No you don't. You know what Love is? a genetic survival tactic. A chemical reaction meant to get two people to forward the species. Love isn't magical and you don't feel it for anyone here.
>>9629926
>Next you'll say: Wow, you're the coolest!
>Next I'll say: Wow, you're the coolest!
>...
>Wow, you're the coolest!
>...
>N-Nani?!
>>9631337
>>9631237
>>9631211
>>9631362
Amazing.
>>9631347
The capacity for subjective thought allows us the potential of seeing more in it. It doesn't make it any more true, but it is there nonetheless
>>9631347
I love you especially, anon
>>9631354
d'awww
shes my new favorite gem
>>9631271
Come to think of it, I had a /co/ waifu before this bomb and I still do
Can you guess who she was?
>>9629452
This is a good post
>>9631386
thank you, anon
>>9631384
Seeing more in it. A problem humanity has had since the beginning. Why do we halt research on Stem cells? we see more in it. It's the great halter of progress.
>>9631386
Pretty much impossible from a logical stand point.
if SU were an anime
>>9631329
I am not trans anon!
>>9631414
Jokes' on you I beg for death on a daily basis
explain this gif to me
>>9631426
hardly, I see no more than is there. I'm no fan of Kierkegaard or de Sartre for that very reason. But all the same, the compulsion for thought to the contrary must compel some manner of respect, if not out of ideological deference but for the fact that ours is not the idea of the masses
>>9631398
Completely random guess.
The asian girl from Glory 2012.
My old waifus were Kurumi Erika from Heartcatch Precure and Toshino Kyoko from Yuruyuri.
>>9631426
You need a hug
>>9631453
Are you your own mom?
>>9630877
WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
>>9631295
Kill yourself, lapidirt.
>>9631501
Where do you think we are?
>>9631475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn20oXFrxxg&t=1m22s
>>9631295
Lapis is for Steven.
>>9631561
ok what the fuck how did that picture come into existence.
>>9631538
I got my tabs mixed, my bad
What would you do to Sadie?
>I NEED A SEVENTH
>YOU LOOK PRETTY, ANON
>ASSIMILATE WITH US
>>9631605
4chan has a a seizure sometimes. you don't have a virus or anything like that
>>9631542
i am just as confused
I heard we got a discord, link me bitch
>>9631630
Ok, just taking precautions.
>>9631494
No, she was /co/ related
I think I fell in love with her because she reminded me of my best friend in middle school who I was madly in love with. She was my first kiss but she was never really interested in me that way. We got in a couple of fights in high school and after that we never really saw each other again.
I tried and failed to become a pickup artist, becoming progressively more desperate as the years went by, until in my freshman year of college the mix of loneliness and my first real experience failing classes tipped me off the deep end. I spent three years almost consistently suicidal, and was almost institutionalized at least twice.
I came out of it though, hopefully stronger and wiser than I was before
>>9631632
Then there's no helping you I suppose.
>>9631024
>idlecom art
good shit
>>9631641
https://discordapp.com/invite/rhAaJpP
>>9631680
I'll see you in court.
>>9631680
>you've been invited to join: boys & men
>>9631612
Share a box of donuts, maybe play some vidya together.
But no workplace donuts. I don't trust that clingy little rape gnome.
>>9631730
But i have a vagina
>>9631746
No girls allowed. Can't you read? BOYS and MEN only.
>>9631612
>tfw I'll never be Sadie
There's no point to life
>>9629452
As tempting as it is to chance fate, because my relationship with my mom isn't the best in the world, if anyone or anything's going to kill her, it'll be by my choice, or old age, not a failure to reply to some BS cursed picture.
On a different note, the new episodes have me excited. My favored gem waifu candidate will likely be getting some more screen time/development.
>>9631790
It's okay, bud. She'll always be with you in your heart
I-I would love to join a discord with you lovable faggots.
>>9631813
>BD leads new gem civil war when?
>>9631821
this sadie looks like my ex
>>9631653
Glory is /co/ related though.
It's a pretty great Image series that I shill at every opportunity.
>>9631833
>>9631653
why did I post this...
>>9631790
well, you won't die at 36 from a heart attack, so that's something.
>>9631813
I want Blue to be redeemed. I want her to reconcile with Garnet.
I actually like seeing Garnet so terrified that we actually have to question her version of Blue in The Answer. It shows that she's not a Mary Sue, that she has real fears and real flaws that aren't just played for laughs
>>9631842
Shit, dude. My bad. Hope all has settled well regarding that
>>9631414
Damn you, blue Pearl!
>>9631907
yea its all good
>>9631905
I just want a guy like Lars ;_;
>>9631414
Baitbaitbaitbait. XD
She's a princess.
>>9631950
Even though he's a pink multi-dimensional being now?
>>9631842
It will be okay anon. Nothing lasts forever, but the pain is no exception. One day you'll look back on this, and you'll see that if the timbers hadn't broken, you would never have been able to replace them with bricks
Who wants Blue Zircon dressed like a pearl?
18+ so a parent doesn't buy it for their kid and complain
>>9631979
I'd love him no matter what
>>9632011
You can count on my vote!
>>9632011
>Who wants Blue Zircon
You had me here
>>9632011
I'm in!
>>9632011
Ehh... A goofy ballet getup with her all-business hair/whatever that is? I don't think it would be a good look for her.
>>9632011
Blue Pearl or bust
>>9631421
nice thumbnail
>>9632011
I still want Padparadscha sitting in a puddle saying "I think I need to pee"
but I've long since accepted that isn't happening
>>9632115
I still want my Padparadscha feet as well
>>9631615
a living and walking gem orgy, no shame
>>9632115
I don't draw pee fetish, but I'm sure someone will do it for you, good luck! <3
>>9632062
but thats what makes it cute, its outside her comfort zone
Taking requests sug
>>9631833
Not bad, my man. That'll be sure to raise some eyebrows.
>>9632202
Lapis showing Steven herself in a lewd bikini
>>9632202
Padparadscha Sapphire watching Tv
>>9632202
Sleepy Blue Zircon
>>9632202
Jasper, Bismuth and Zircon being happy and not poofed together
>>9632202
Zircon getting a massage from a pearl and her hand reaching somewhere private
>>9632212
I have to find enough good SU YTPs for it
Did someone already make a playlist of good ones?
>>9632202
your favorite gem
>>9632202
Pink Lars snuggling with Sadie in the home world kindergarten
>>9632248
Seconding this!
>>9632202
Rutile doing some kind of over the top pose.
Like a JoJo, or Power Rangers pose or something like that.
>>9632022
Not it looks like a smut compilation.
>>9632202
Rhodonite meeting Garnet
>>9632202
Padparadscha being adorable in an outfit that isn't poofy.
>>9632151
Don't encourage him!
>>9632232
I want to see Paddy watching something with others and but when everyone is in the second image, shes still calm like the first, and then everyone goes back to the first image while she freaks out like the second one
Catch me anon!
>>9632359
Nah
>>9631615
Do you think it feels like pure bliss in that orgy or a never ending nightmare
>>9632323
Saying NOT FOR KIDS! will make it look like that too
I don't want someone coming to get it and when their kid starts singing "all I wanna do is get into a woman's vagina" they come back and complain
Do you think Garnet would approve of Fluorite, or be weirded out?
>>9632359
why did she never get fan art? She used to be so cute relative to the rest of the uggo cast
>>9632256
Can't find one, I'm afraid. Best I can do is remind you to add Awful Fawful's one in there.
>>9632379
Well, maybe instead of 18+ you could say 17+? Works for video games.
>>9632359
no!
>>9632413
17+ would sound better
Rated R maybe?
Rated R
17+
>>9632413
this would be hot if she wasn't fucking her underaged brother?
>>9632202
Lapis throwing water balloons at the Crystal Gems from the top floor of the meme barn
>>9632413
Why is Stevythyst so GOAT?
I'll finish this at some point, but god damn this was fun. <3
>>9632452
yes
YES
>>9632452
Thank you very much.
>>9632452
Niiice, very nice!
>>9632452
muh WEENER
>>9631641
https://discord.gg/CBGwSxs
>>9632202
pearl reading zizek, nude
>>9632452
it does
it very much does
We're halfway through 2016
>>9632567
>>9632567
That's very nice, Paddy
>>9632452
good shit it would be better if she was barefoot though
Wow, this thread is shit.
>>9632585
Kill yourself, foot pleb.
>>9632567
we're 3 halves of the way through 2016 anon
>>9632591
Wow, this post is shit.
>>9632591
Great observation.
>/trash/ sug is actually still active
I thought itd be mostly dead over here
>tfw do things I shouldn't and now I'm sad and shitposting on /sug/
How's your night?
>>9632609
Why are you avatarfagging?
>>9632346
I'm definitely going to draw this but it may take me a while
>>9632592
>pleb
Good to know footfags have gone up in tier
>>9632631
a lot of people do that
>>9632619
Why would it be? This isn't the board shutting down generals for being on hiatus regardless of airing schedules.
Finally done! I didn't like my first attempt, so I did it over again.
Go to bed Richard.
>>9632701
OR here
Was just about to ask if I missed it
THANK YOU
>>9632441
Clearly you don't know what makes something more or less hot, anon; you're backwards!
>>9632458
>And yeah gotta include that classic even though the sentence mixing isn't that amazing
True, but the superb editing far makes up for it.
>>9632722
You forgot my name AGAIN
>>9632736
I'm into lolis and piss so you have a point there
Lars + Pearl for the kind anon that requested it. Enjoy.
https://no123450n.tumblr.com/post/161267962205/nsfw-lars-pearl-the-lankening-requested
>>9632770
Can I hug you
>>9632732
No prob!
>>9632736
Just started a playlist for it collecting them
here it is if you want it https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbpBp2S3QZi7Bm39EFisU7SGwT6sKCZXR
Also think I might make some custom title cards for them
>>9632770
You are always welcome here if your sad. We will do our best to cheer you up whenever you need it. We care about you. Ignore the haters
>>9632740
Sorry Anon, I'll make it up to you.
>>9632784
do you have a blog?
>>9632659
It just usually feels dead over here when /co/ sug is up
I remember coming over here during the last bomb while the one in /co/ was up and there was pretty much only indexer here reposting pictures from the /co/ thread
>>9632814
ok, i forgive you.
Is there anything wrong with writing a novel starring an expy of your waifu?
>>9632770
Requesting Peridoodley with an eyepatch and cigar.
>>9632768
jesus No. you're getting too good, got anything planned for the diamonds?
>>9632827
I said this yesterday, I wish people wouldn't abandon us, it hurts.
>>9632798
Neat, you should consider some of this guy's stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5Xt8epQjT6xBPO62z7KYSFnyyhDQbs3V
>>9632770
kys
>>9632845
Thanks. I have nothing at all planned for them. Want to make a request?
>>9632895
hell yea man, Maybe Blue Diamond being spanked by Yellow Diamond for crying so much?
>>9632839
No. Write it, anon.
>>9632823
Here: https://blandoangelus.tumblr.com/
>>9632914
Will do.
>>9631977
I want to squeeze her!
>>9632768
Does this count as her being with Rose? In a way?
>>9632798
Well cool! I'll keep an eye out!
Not technically a YTP, but I thought it was a fun little vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnezAZLq0hI
>>9632895
Requesting Lapis showing off a lewd bikini to Steven.
>>9632879
I'll check them out
Might include some other YTPs on it like a gravity falls one, king of the hill, and fesh pince to make the tape longer and I can write that on the box to fill space then
>>9632452
can I request Zircon riding a dildo?
>>9632934
Looking forward to it
>>9629452
Why you do this
>>9632943
Yea fun little joke videos would work too
>>9632948
You should include the "Peridot ______ low budget gem pornography" series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPDLSUpjAU
>>9632839
Creativity comes in many forms, all autistic.
Never be discouraged; your creations will always be fueled by just as much autism as any other.
>>9632928
Oh! Didn't recognize you
I missed this BD it's real nice.
>>9632978
Just added to the playlist a minute ago
>>9632990
forgot photo
>>9632944
Sorry, man. I can only do one request at a time.
>>9632554
what kind of illegal discord is this. I don't want to click
>>9632701
FUCK YES
>>9633067
That is an actual SU discord
>>9633067
It's for the off colors
>>9632978
This has been missing from my life for far too long.
>>9632972
If that's the case, I have two more suggestions (by the same guy):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVxXp_aSOEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA4DDsG2YUU
Would Blue Diamond eat a subway to bring Link Diamond back?
>>9632235
>>9629548
Paddy and Lars OTP FOREVER
>>9628036
>not 'This is fire!'
>>9633159
What?
Is Lars gay for Buck?
>>9632701
Excellent work with the hands and feet. The expressions and positioning, too. Very nice.
>>9633162
Sleep tight, Zircy
>>9633162
>Gems don't need sleep.
>Zircon's days are so stressful she feels the need to do so anyway.
That's cute. Nice pic too!
/trash/ /sug/ is so much more open to the fun forms of autism. I love it here so much!
>Paddy
Is Slowphire from the Emerald Isles?
>>9633042
You can't just do one request after the first one?
Kiss me, /sug/
>>9633162
This is WONDERFUL, thank you!
>>9633214
Maybe later
>>9633203
/co/ is full of normie "Marvel" fans. Who watch one avengers films and think they're the next Jack Kirkby. What did you expect?
>>9633228
Honestly? I expected nothing, and it's still a dump.
>>9633203
Of course! All autism's created equal, I say!
>>9633206
I'm a bit worried that I would end up flooded with requests, so I want to try to take them as I finish them. I'll take yours though.
>>9627861
Alright, you guys tell me if it's a good start and I'll write something longer and pastebin it or something.
-
"It's finally over..." Steven sighed to himself. His father was safe, Connie had gone home, and he could finally take off these earrings and weird zoo clothes. After staring into the mirror and realizing he could finally relax, Steven disrobed and stepped into the shower.
After adjusting the temperature and letting the water run over his body for a minute, Steven began to feel some water swirling around his gem. He stared down for a moment, watching as it then began to whirl up into a bubble, which then began rolling around his belly. "Really. Water powers?" he said to himself incredulously, when the water bubble stopped and then moved to the shower wall. It pressed against it, and spread out, forming into letters.
"It's me!
~Lapis <3"
Steven blushed and gulped, "Uhh, are you in the bathroom?" he asked aloud, wondering whether to pull the shower curtain back.
"No.
Let me
clean you."
"U-uuh, very funny Lapis" he said, watching as the water from the wall formed back into a bubble and moved to his body again, rolling around to his back and circling, cleaning and massaging. The water from the showerhead now began to bend, transforming into disembodied hands that reached for the soap and a cloth. Breathing heavily and watching the hands approach him, Steven closed his eyes, "N-no!" he yelled, turning off the water, "Lapis seriously, this isn't funny...". The next moment, the water all fell down to his feet.
Before he could start thinking of what to tell Lapis, he heard a knock on the bathroom door. "Can I come in?" he heard Lapis ask; she must have been behind the door the whole time. "Y-yeah, just a sec" he replied, grabbing his towel and stepping out, sighing and wishing he could have at least showered in peace. After getting himself covered up, he walked over and opened the door, and Lapis stepped in right away.
(to be continued? maybe?)
I'm a simple man, I see eggs, bread and butter, I make fried eggs and toast.
>>9633290
MORE PLEASE
You know, the fact that gems are named after their stone really doesn't make for very cool-sounding names.
The only one that sounds neat is Malachite
>>9633203
Yeah, I like you dirty degenerates much more than those on /co/
>>9633290
MOAR
>>9633345
Sugilite, Alexandrite, Malachite, Topaz, Zircon, and Jasper are all cool names to me, but I have terrible taste so my metric's probably off.
>>9633345
Agate is a pretty cool sounding name
>>9633284
thx. sorry if i came off as aggressive. love your work.
>>9633290
MORE
"YOU PROMISED TENDIES ANON!"
>>9632768
I prefer his pink in the first pic you did. Nice work though, the posing is pretty nice and his butt is choice.
Pearl's arms are a little long though.
>>9633345
I thought they were weird at first but now I've gotten used to them. Stuff like Pearl and Amethyst just sound normal to me now.
>>9633402
You pushed peridot over you dont get any tendies tonight, only green beans
>>9629452
wut
I wish we had a Pyrope. That's a cool sounding name.
I kind of want it to be a fusion of Padparadscha and Eyeball, because the idea of a blind gem named Pyrope kind of makes me laugh
>>9633439
"I don't want beans. I WANT TENDIES!"
>>9633403
Yeah, I tried to see how using the actual palate would turn out. I didn't consider how it should match the light colored background.
Would you creampie Jasper?
>>9633471
And peridot didn't want to fall into the sandbox. Now go play with your legos and wait for supper
>>9633506
No, I'm not into fat dudes.
>>9633496
Still looks neat though, how you doing anon?
>>9633506
I'd dick a jasper R A W
>best mom drinks beer in her back yard
>>9632258
>>9633547
That is a telltale sign she beats Steven and blames him for his dad leaving her.
>>9633162
But where's her left hand?
>>9633520
Finger got rolled in a car window, otherwise peachy. How about you?
>>9633585
Its a telltale sign she sucks dick for a six pack
>>9633530
Your child will have no nose.
>>9633604
I think Amethyst would just steal them. She's too lazy to suck dicks and forge money.
>>9633290
M O R E WHEN ANON? YOU CANT BLUE BALL US LIKE THIS.
>>9633506
Literally can't so I'd rather be Jasper getting creampied by whoever.
1080p uploads are out so I finally get to make my season 5 folder
>>9633616
Your child will have Jasper's nose
>>9633572
It's perfect anon
Thank you
You know, Amethyst and Greg's relationship is kind of fucked up beyond the "Heeey Greg, TURN AROUND!" part
He was basically her stepfather and yet it's all but explicitly stated that they've fucked at least one
>>9633290
(part 2)
"I'm so sorry, Steven..." Lapis sighed, "I just wanted to do something nice for you now that you were back home, something relaxing after all you went through", stepping in closer to him. Steven chuckled, "I-it was just a bit much, I guess", his hand on the back of his head, while the other held up his towel. "We usually expect privacy whenever we're in here... kind of an Earth custom" he tried to explain.
Lapuis blushed and looked down, but before she could respond, Steven already tried to apologize. "I mean, it's not a huge deal! It's not like you came in her unannounced... could you see me? From out there..." he asked, not sure how she achieved her water-bending to such precision, when she leaned forward and embraced him. "I just..." she sighed, "I didn't know it would be so hard... being here without you."
Steven lit up, "I would have taken you along, but it was dangerous... there were *two* diamonds there... you'll get used to Earth soon, I promise", about to inquire as to her difficulties during his absence. "No! It's not that" Lapis shook her head, pulling back to look him in the eye again, "It's not being here that bothers me... it was just being without you."
Steven blushed deeply, "O-oh, well, I'm here now...", but Lapis cut him off, "And I was going to surprise you and make you feel great, and now I ruined everything and invaded your privacy...". Steven interrupted her, "R-really, it's okay! It was just one mistake, and your heart was in the right place...", making her smile weakly, "everything's cool now, I know you're here... it's all good."
Lapis smiled a bit more and took a deep breath, "Thank you...", seeing his hair still unevenly wet, "I guess you want to get back to your shower", Steven nodding and smiling back. "Well, let me help you with that" she said, lifting her arm and hand. Water began to stream out of the showerhead...
>>9633629
maybe I should write this all beforehand, I don't type fast. Also, too much talking?
>>9633624
seems more fun then just plain stealing
>>9633647
Maybe it's like the manga where the neighborhood little girl grew up and the dude who used to babysit her finds her hot
>>9633658
Nah this is good. CONTINUE ON ANON.
Milk and cookies makes you all sleepy and warm.
Pearl looks really weird from the front.
>>9633658
CONTINUE ITS ALL GREAT
>>9633677
Please tell me Barakamon didn't end that way
>>9633670
To you maybe
>>9633690
that angle just... doesn't make sense
>>9633688
It makes you fat though.
>>9633643
Your kid is going to be stripey and orange
>>9633730
Not in moderation,
>>9629452
Nice try, but I've got the facts!
>>9633732
I like to imagine the gems smoked weed every episode they aren't on missions and just dicking around
>>9633768
>>9633732
She needs to molest Blue Zircon while making fun of her shit lawyer skills.
>>9633754
Cholesterol, have you seen what it does to your heart? And sugar, addictive like cocaine! Why risk it?
>>9633775
probably the only reason amethyst isn't on drugs is because it's a kids show
>>9633801
Life is too short to not enjoy things sometimes. Have a balanced diet with plenty of water and exercise. A burger, ice cream or whatever you want, once in a while won't kill you.
NEW THREAD
>>9633830
>>9631220
What are my chances of winning a sexual harassment case
>>9633636
That's really nice.
>>9632257
>>9633900
>Lapis
>Favorite
But why