ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
What's your opinion on fairy types?
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>>9627179
Delet
>>9626893
Uh huh. Thought so.
>>9627012
Dunno. She didn't say. Just "We're headin' to Sinjoh to train!"
>>9627179
goo
>>9627107
>Sigh.
We already had the closed casket funerals. I don't know what more proof you need other than their heads being separated from their necks.
>>9627115
It is rather strange. I hope they didn't get lost.
>>9627073
In the hopefully remote case that is indeed the problem, what would be the best course of action?
Please don't say abandoning contact with any Psychic types..
>>9627012
"Morning is when you wake up!"
>>9627179
I don't mind 'em, but I don't have any on my team.
>Olivar: panic a bit and call the bosses.
>"I got bad news, and a lot of it."
>"First bad news, The Kalos job isn't going so well. I'm not in the shit, but I don't feel good about the odds here."
>Second piece of bad news, remember Rodger? Sounds like he killed two dudes on his only assignment and didn't tell anybody before he got killed himself. Now there's a guy looking for justice out in Kanto, and he knows Rodger was working for us when he did that shit."
>"At least the Couriway problem imploded on its own, something happened that turned it into a free-for-all brawl."
>>9627203
That would be your best course of action, presuming it has not become a severe dependency. Having a stronger Psychic attempt to undo the bond would be your best bet.
>>9627099
>Dubsfail
>I'm not sure her roleplayer is even on?
>The psychic connection is violently rejected, Cailtin grabbing her head and screaming in pain at the forced attempt to alter her mind.
>>9627233
"If the killers left physical evidence of their identities -fingerprints, a hair, skin under the nails- that would immensely help your case."
>The man in the green tie lowers his voice
"The police are investigating, aren't they? This sounds like a case that should be high profile, plastered in the news!"
>>9627179
Awful.
>Lobster attempts knitting
>Naturally, big meaty claws are terrible for this
>>9627284
go to bed goo machine
>>9627179
Neutral. I don't use them and have no plans to, but I don't have a grudge against them.
>>9627233
Which region was this? I could ask if anybody owns those two.
>>9627164
>Alain's voice is muffled by the cloak
"Tobias, what are you doing?"
>>9627299
..But it's only eight.
The sun hasn't even gone down yet.
>>9627269
>"I have no qualms if you wish to abandon the Kalos job. Alternatively, I could send you some help."
>"Rodger killed someone?"
>There's an audible sigh.
>"How is it that this just keeps happening?"
>"I will think of a solution for this. Possibly denouncing Rodger as a rogue agent. I am not certain yet."
>"Thank you, Olivar."
>>9627280
...I'll see what I can dig up I suppose. Later, not now. I have work to do.
>The man in the robes breaks his cool a bit and turns away, walking off.
>>9627319
Kanto was where it happened.
>Rolling for a secret.
>>9627487
"Ah, wait just a moment!"
>The man holds out his card, which has a phone number on it
"Please, if you require assistance, call that number, I can provide funding, or perhaps a private investigator?"
>>9627394
>"I'm gonna try the direct approach instead of skulking, sir. If that fails, I'm out."
>"Also, sir? It was two men Rodger supposedly killed, and I discreetly told the Kanto guy that Rodger's KIA to try to cool things down. No dice, but it was worth a shot."
>"Oh, before I forget, should I look into what happened in Couriway while I'm here, sir?"
>Vi gets out of the shower and gets dressed again before going back to the kitchen
"So, I did some digging last night, Sinjoh is cold, really cold, like, everything is frozen and covered in ice cold, so we need to prepare, I want to spend at least a month up there, so we're going to need a lot of supplies, I'm gonna go shopping, and hopefully find enough stuff to make it out there, and when I get back, we're on to Sinjoh!"
>Waffles: nomfed
>Coffee: fresh in it's thermos
>Vi: out the door on a shopping trip
>>9627606
>Snoop on messages.
>>9627649
>Money on the table: still not taken
>Take it
>Glide off after
"Laaaaadyyyyyyy!"
>>9627649
Cold? Why would ya do this to us. How long's the shoppin'?
>roll to stop being unmotivated
>>9627606
>"I would appreciate it, yes. Do update us if find or need anything."
(Is it bad practice if I just want to avoid this new antag?)
>>9627869
(No, no one's forcing you to join any plot. Avoiding characters/groups you don't want to interact with is fine.)
(You could also just let them know OOC that you don't want to be involved, if you'd rather not have to worry about avoiding them at all.)
>>9627730
>roll to kms
>>9627962
>pet sad doggo
>>9627933
(Yeah I play a few of the canon important characters and this seems like a plot I won't be able to avoid but thanks.)
>>9627474
The pokemon in general dude. I'm sure some daycares and herb shops sell the stuff more, for medical needs or if you need to get off your rocker and have fun lol
>>9627978
>excite tail wag
Thanks! i feel a little better...
>>9627487
>If Tobias wants to throw his cloak on you that's practically permission to wear it yourself.
>The cloak doesn't match Alain's outfit in the slightest, but who cares. It's warm.
Well, that makes things easier.
Is there anybody here from Kanto who owns a Charmeleon and a Metang? There was a pair seen wandering around in the woods.
>>9627341
Get in my bed, goo machine
>>9628148
fuk u borb hes mine
>>9628157
Fuck, I've been caught.
>fly away
>bambino
>>9628148
..No thanks, I'm married.
Anyone want to buy cookies?
>>9628268
Have you heard of
the
gungeon?
>>9628351
>boop the Ice Ice baby
>Roll to open the fridge without help this time.
>>9628268
>Anon from earlier go
Hey how about I buy some of your goo? I heard it causes insanity and negative hallucinations...
>>9628301
Do you believe in magic?
>>9628689
In a young girl's heart?
Ahem. Ah-ah-ehm.
HOW DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
GET THROUGH ONE NIGHT WITHOUT YOU?
>Olivar: try to take on Korrina's gym.
>Even with a Ghost-type on his team, he's probably gonna get swept.
>>9628797
OOOOH AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>9628824
Aren't you that guy that was sneaking around last night...?
>Korrina calls the police.
>>9628797
>Sax on
And it's magic if the music is groovy?
>Sax off
>>9628881
"I'm not sure what you're talking about, ma'am."
>Well, that went poorly.
>Time to Fuck Off™
>>9628507
I'm not selling my raw goo to you, because, yes, it does cause those.
As a result of massive and often irreversible cellular death in your brain from the toxins.
I have cookies, and shakes, that won't kill you, if you want those.
>>9628914
...Okay.
>Pulls a clip from the camera footage.
>Send it off to the league so they'll put the creep on a non-allowance form.
>Off to therapy session #2.
>>9628976
900,000p for 12 ounces of your goo
>>9628992
Oui oui, fashion police, what is your emer... Oh, it's just you.
Bonjour, Korrina, we'll see to it. Did you catch a name, per chance?
>>9628992
>Orrean-Looking Weirdo is so fucked.
>The only question now is whether they'll come for his ass once he leaves Kalos. Which he's doing pretty much immediately, as he failed to do anything useful.
>>9629040
...As much as I'd like the money, my conscience is telling me no.
>>9629059
Trainer ID records say Olivar. Can't challenge the gym without showing ID. Could you just pass the form on to Malva?
>>9629073
>Korrina doesn't want him dead, more just of an exclusion list.
>Less "we kill u u go to jail lel" more just of a restraining order.
>>9628983
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
Bork
>>9629180
>point red dog at own head
>>9629116
( Question: What was being scanned for Trainer ID records? Sneaky Asshole didn't bring ID or a 'dex while being a Sneaky Asshole, and even his dumb ass isn't dumb enough to wear the same headscarf when trying to bluff through. )
>>9629211
(Sorry I kinda forced the headscarf thing in I thought it was shitty to force that on your character so I was retconning it. Uh. She recognized his face/voice? That or she managed to bring cops in and lift fingerpints/skin/DNA evidence?)
(Sorry. I wasn't really expecting some sneaky stuff like this to happen.)
>>9629196
Bork. Don't do it. You have so much to live for. Bork.
>>9629116
Ooooui, we'll ban his ID from any further Kalos League activities.
How are you?
>>9629249
(The police one probably works the best? Idk.)
>>9629249
( His face would be covered by the headscarf, and pinning his voice based on him saying "oh shit" is a bit of a stretch. OOC, would "Suspicious but not enough to pin definite evidence unless he's actually brought in to get prints/samples to compare with" with the sneak being too spooked to try any more sneak shit be an acceptable compromise? I'm worried that this will actively fuck other plot stuff desu. )
>>9629268
( I'm backing off of plot stuff with Korrina, calm your tits. )
>>9629275
the only thing i have to live for is somewhat unlikely to ever happen
light me up red nine
>>9629268
(Chill.)
>>9629342
(Alright.)
>>9629350
(Yeah, uh, that works. Sorry about all this. She mostly just wants him to leave her alone. I guess?)
>>9629410
(...Is this a good time for this, dude?)
>>9629342
Pretty terrible, honestly. Uh, I've been going to therapy the last few days, haha.
>>9629436
kys nigger
>roll to summon stan
>>9629436
>Olivar: fucking Scared
>Going home now, not going back to Kalos anytime soon, if ever.
>Report failure, get coffee, roll to stay strong regarding not drinking.
> ( That works. Thanks. OOC, he's got some bad habits left from his 'previous profession', and only got involved in the first place due to Le Meme Rumors )
>>9629436
(Maybe you could play out a dispelling of the rumours, maybe confronting the mechanic character that inadvertently called for things to happen)
>>9629434
>Sunny Day
Bork. Is this really what you want? Bork.
>>9629541
(Dude really stop. This is going to summon shitposting. Please.)
>>9629513
not really but there isnt anything else for me
What is an Olivar?
>Roll to dig stuff up in the ID database.
>Psych mouse: go chill with the nerd.
>That, and maybe grab dinner and shitpost a little on the way.
Sup, bros? How's life and stuff?
>>9629436
Oh? And how has that been going?
>>9629631
>No access.
>Last two numbers for brute force time.
>Last number for success.
>>9629575
Bork. Anon why? Bork. It doesn't have to bork like bork?
>Charge up the Flare Blitz
>>9629638
Bork. Am about to murder a man. Bork.
>>9629700
Bro, bro, stop.
Don't do it. The guilt's, like, gonna eat at 'chu from within.
Please, trust me.
>>9629670
Pretty good. Uh, Siebold, weird question.
What keeps you going?
>>9629638
Well, Alola is pretty at night.
Great view of the stars from this beach.
Aside from that, I'm not really sure what to do, aside from waiting for IP to call and pull me off to another assignment.
I honestly feel like I'm not going to make a difference in anything.
>>9629700
it doesnt
but theres nothing else i can do
>Breathe in
>Breathe out
>This is just temporary
>>9629638
>Feeling that psychic background noise
>Rolling for money made today.
>Last 3 numbers x 100 x last two numbers on post below.
>>9629638
Pretty good, honestly. I need to get some goddamn food, haven't eaten consistently in a few days.
You?
>>9629732
Bork. I never asked for this. Bork. I keep getting pointed at things. There is no context to anything that happens to me. I am very confused. Bork.
>>9629768
>Dubs to charge
>Holy shit dude, this point blank and in Crispy Critter territory
Bork. Tell me what you're living for. Unlikely is better than impossible. Bork.
>Nervous Borking
>>9629784
Pretty good, bro. My buddy's getting out of the hospital, like, tomorrow. It's gonna rule, we'll finally be able to, like, head to Alola and settle in there.
>>9629796
Bro, I'm sorry. That's no way to really, like, live, 'chu know? Is there anything 'chu can do when, like, 'chu're not being pointed at things?
>>9629775
>Zip up to chill with dat nerd.
"Yo, bro. Like, what's up? Haven't scared off the nurses, have ya?"
>>9629734
My jobs and my Pokemon. The restaurant can't run itself and challengers can't defeat themselves, non?
>>9629888
Mr. Siebold! What's it like to raise a Barbaracle? Are they difficult to raise?
>>9629883
Nice to hear, Ray. Don't tell John but I have something that'll make his jaw hit the floor.
>>9629883
>All the plaster and bandages gone
>There's just the brace now
"Hey, jump in now that you don't have to worry about breaking a rib"
"What's in the news that are not on the TV?"
>>9629888
Heh. I see, thank you. I have to go to my appointment. Catch you in an hour or so.
>>9629933
Got it, bro. See 'chu tomorrow?
>>9629957
>Hop in, snug that nerd
>Aww yee
"Like, there was some kinda brawl in Couriway, and one of Kanto's E4 dudes got, like, hella roasted online. Other than that, it's pretty chill. I've been looking at gardening stuff and dreaming of beaches."
>>9629975
Au Revoir, Korrina.
>>9629923
Barbaracle? It is... Odd. They are seven individuals. They argue sometimes. It takes time to be accepted as part of their group, but when you do it is like being considered part of the Barbaracle - they will defend you just as they defend themselves.
>Seeing that Vi is still busy shopping, Mal sneaks out to go train.
>Rollin' for level gain
>>9630031
Hell fucking yeah. Tomorrow is going to be great.
>Grab some bags of coffee, a shovel and some extra bags.
>Off we go.
>Rolling in advance.
>>9630088
Impressive, you've managed to hit something.
>Rolling for training as well.
>>9629883
Bork. I can bork. Bork. I have no idea who any of these people are. I was annoying a talking sandcastle. Before that I got pointed at myself and almost caused a paradox. Before that I was telling jokes to deoxys. Bork. That wasn't so bad. Someone tried to use me to murder a Catalyst operative with an apparent eeveelution fetish once. Bork. I was very confused. And still am. Bork.
>>9630088
>Double dubs, holy shit.
>Three levels gained, Mal is level 34 now.
>>9630116
Ey, keep talkin' shit an' it might be you.
>>9630031
>The best part of having a functional ribcage?
>Tight hugs
"I saw that about Couriway, gotta ask Desmond or John personally if they were involved, also saw that meathead posting, he gets bent out of shape easily"
"We will have our beaches soon, with minimal delay if possible"
>>9630160
>Trace is level 35 now woo!
Oh do scratch me up. I'd love to see how red you get when I explain them to Vi.
>Rollan.
>>9630214
Pfft. Yeah, maybe later. Work first play later.
>Rollin'
>>9630237
So you're interested~?
>36 get.
>Rollin again.
>>9630300
Maaaaybe. Guess you'll have to find out the hard way.
>Rollin'
>Please, gimme the sweet evo
>>9630322
>>9630300
"Ooh! Ooh! Can I join? This looks like fun!"
>Rollan
>>9630322
>DUBS
>Level 36: get
>The Charmeleon gets enveloped in glowing white light
Hold on, wait... I feel weird.
>Size is the first thing to change, body growing and expanding rapidly. Once he hits peak size the horn on his head splits, Mal itching and scratching at the uncomfortable feeling
Wow, aight, that kinda hu-
>And then he screams, the wings erupting from his back in one fluid movement, flapping rapidly to dry the membranes.
Aight, how's it look?
>>9630467
>Gliding above
"I dare you to catch me!"
>LV38 get.
>>9630458
Hello ag-
>>9630322
>>9630467
>Sweat.
>Nod.
Very good.
>Trace prods at the wings lightly.
I must step my game up.
>Rollin.
>>9630211
"I bet they were, word is the leader got beat up during, like, some sort of presentation. Cops came, people got arrested, like, a few of 'em ran for the hills. Also, Bruno needs a shirt."
"And 'chu're gonna need coffee soon, if the doc says 'chu can have it. Nerd~."
>>9630134
It sounds like, 'chu're, like, getting used as a weapon by some dudes. I... I'm sorry, bro. That's some hard stuff to deal with.
Just know that it's not 'chur fault.
>>9630467
>>9630502
"OH MY GOSH!"
"WOW, MAL!"
>Bubble mouse is inspired to train harder!
>Please, give me this.
>>9630502
"Ohmygosh ohmygosh look at Mal! He's huuuuuge!"
>>9630558
Bork. I have no idea what I'm doing anymore. I never asked for this. What even is my life. Bork.
>>9630590
Hey, nice!
>>9630502
>On reflex the wings flare out.
Ey ey, no touchin'. They're sensitive.
>>9630498
Ye just... Lemme figure this out.
>He beats his wings experimentally several times before attempting a ground take off.
>Rollin'
>>9630502
>Lv 39 babyo.
>So close.
>>9630590
He is very huge.
>Audible clank.
>hemishemishemishemishemis.
>CLANK.
>>9630688
>SWEAT.
>CLANK.
Nice.
Very good.
>Rollan.
>>9630558
"Lets hope the cult leader wasn't beaten too much because I want to know what the hell was wrong with him"
"And I can, it's just that the coffee here is terrible and only fit for the local gym"
"I never thought I would say this before, but I miss physical activity"
>>9630688
>Batscoprion status: no longer best flyer
"You win this time, I need to fly better!"
>Training roll
>>9630723
>Evo: habbening
"OHMYGOSH WHAT'S GOING ON THIS FEELS REALLY WEIRD FELLAS"
>>9630791
Ey, one day you'll be a Gliscor, we'll have a competition then.
>>9630831
You're evolvin'. Calm down, might hurt a bit.
>>9630723
Thanks.
>Mal wraps his tail around Trace twice, squeezing lightly
Hey, I'm bigger than you now...
>>9630762
"Well, like, the dude's not dead."
"Once 'chu're outta here, like, 'chu can stretch 'chur legs and it'll be great, dude."
>>9630723
>No level.
>Deep breaths.
>Dump lewdthoughts.txt.
>>9630831
>Jealous computer noise.
Well, you got taller, I suppose.
>>9630906
>VERY LOUD SWEATING.
You are. You look nice now...
>Keep composure.
>Roll for a level.
>>9630791
>Nope, not right now
>>9630906
"I can still try to beat you now!"
>>9630831
"OOOOH!"
>>9630939
"That will be one interesting interview with Malva"
"First things first when we're out of here is going back to the station one last time. Take some things, leave some others and we're off"
>>9631029
I only just got these things, ain't a very fair fight.
>>9630968
What's'a matter, champ? Lookin' a bit distracted.
>He flexes his claws several times before dragging one along the arm, a shallow mark in its wake showing he was there.
You alright?
>>9630968
>40.
>Soooooooooon.
>>9631254
>Sweat.
>Fuck he's hot.
Perfectly fine. Trying to get stronger so I can keep you in your place.
>Rollan.
>>9631029
>>9630906
>>9630968
"I feel... I feel... I feel great!"
>Fairy Bubblemouse is too distracted to do any training right now, call back later.
>>9631254
"You don't win fights by fighting fair!"
>Motivation to train found
>Rolling
>>9631332
>Mal's chuckle is guttural, a deep rumble bordering on growl.
Uh huh. Keep barkin', we both know you ain't got any bite.
Here, maybe I'll ya.
>Rollin' for training.
>>9631382
Can ya still bounce?
>>9631525
Mmhmm. So you're sayin' ya cheat?
>>9631182
"I'm not sure what they'll, like, let us take, but I'm in."
"Oh, there's one more thing: Desmond said he had, like, some kinda surprise for us. I think it's the good kind."
>>9631382
Looking good.
>>9631332
>41.
>>9631562
Not yet I don't.
We'll see who ends up on top.
>Rolling for training.
Hey, what do you guys do when you're doubting literally everything about your life?
I'm at home, drinking cheap gin and have no clue what my life is or what I'm going to do with it now.
My previous plans went up in smoke.
>>9631611
>begin sad noir sax
...Are you me?
>end sad noir sax
>>9631611
>>9631642
Are you?
>>9631562
"Mmmmmnope!"
>>9631382
"Looking cool!"
>>9631611
I spent ten years getting my medical licence at a Unovan college and now I want to become a trainer.
What I'm saying is.
Be the fucking change you want to be.
Do something.
>>9631642
>>9631677
This goes to you too.
>>9631670
...
>bludgeon with saxophone
>>9631677
Not that I know of.
>>9631709
You try gettin' a job that doesn't involve stealing, murder, assault, or kidnapping pokemon, pal. It's like no one understands the difference between PI and mercenary.
>>9631581
"Technically one of these things is ours already."
"The other is going to need some luck, Hal already tried and failed"
"Desmond has always been the busy kind of person, always off doing something. Thank the gods he is sticking with us"
>Scratching behind the zapmouse ears
"Finally, the last night here"
>>9631642
>>9631677
I don't know. Did you join up with somebody promising purpose, selling old glories and hero's tales, only to see that his foundation was built on bloody sand? That he'd been lying from the start?
I feel like I've been stabbed in the gut by a Honedge, and there weren't even any knives if the room. If there were when I'd learned the shocking truth, somebody might've been.
>>9631709
I'm afraid, monsieur. What I was sold on was false, even criminal. I'll see what I can do, though. Perhaps my friend's place of business could use some volunteers for their charitable work, who knows?
>>9631771
>Did you join up with somebody promising purpose, selling old glories and hero's tales, only to see that his foundation was built on bloody sand?
What do you mean? Do tell.
>>9631562
(Fuck me, lag so bad I miss a word. *I'll help ya)
>>9631695
Uh huh. If you ain't playin' fair and you ain't cheatin' then the fuck are you doin'?
>>9631588
Mhhmm. I guess we will. Not like it's gonna be you, but ain't nothin' wrong with wishin'.
>Rollin' for training.
>>9631771
Sort of. I spent my life trying to help people just to see criminals I worked to lock up walk out on the street, quit the UPD in shame, started drinking, my wife left me and took the kids, and now I sleep in my office with an irritable Houndoom that just ate my remoraid.
So I guess we're all just a cheery bunch.
>>9631588
>Dubs.
>43.
>SOON.
>>9631828
Oh? Did I sound like I was unsure?
Mal, you cute little fool.
>Rollin for training.
>>9631709
I changed, abandoned some bad trains of thought and all I got was the disappearance of the superior in charge of getting me out of this pit.
>>9631752
A PI? How did you begin?
>>9631771
Which crimes did you witness?
>>9631866
>Level 45 reached.
>Learn Meteor Mash?
>Y.
>A few swings at the ground signify the beginning of evolution.
BEGINNING EVOLUTION UPDATING FIRMWARE...
>Trace begins the evolution with another Meteor Mash at the floor.
>Rubble is pulled from the ground, forming a new pair of legs, several chunks form a new X shape on his face.
>The metal warps and expands as a mouth is made.
PSYCHIC FEEDBACK SUBSIDING. FIRMWARE UPDATED.
METAGROSS V3.76 REACHED.
>Clank.
>Trace woozily takes a few steps, trying not to pass out.
>>9631812
I was sold a doctrine which claimed that mankind had fallen from grace. Our preacher claimed that we should abandon the practices of Legendary-worship, and that only through an asceticism of the mind and body could we achieve purity. Then the sermons took a darker turn. They called for blood, for fire and steel to eventually bring the world beneath humanity's heel, and humanity beneath ours.
Then...
>>9631878
We were crowded into our meeting hall, our preacher said he had the image of a criminal we were to find and slay.
It was... I can't go on, I'm sorry, monsieur.
>>9631878
Like I told the other guy. Used to be UPD. Got fed up with watching good people get hurt for nothing. In hindsight, it may not have been the most financially smart choice. Had to go with my gut though. Couldn't take the red tape and the legal mumbo jumbo any more.
>>9631976
>saxophone sounds
You need to go to the police.
>>9631976
...How horrible. Maybe you should think about something less... Scary?
>>9631866
>>9631953
>A wing is plopped on his back, an attempt to steady him without making it obvious.
Aww and look, I'm still taller. Better luck with your Mega, shortstack.
>>9631991
I'm afraid to, monsieur. I fear being arrested with the others.
Parts of the time I spent there are blurred in my mind, others feel wrong, senseless. Still others are blank.
>>9632042
>Trace takes a few deep breaths.
You're right.
>Roll to psychically push Mal down.
>>9631991
Maybe you should try the IP. Or not, I'm considering leaving it and striking it out on my own, but I don't know how.
>>9631976
Having seen my fair share of conspiracies, I can tell you that it was going to end badly from the beginning
>>9632100
Maybe you 'ought to be arrested. Even so, cooperative witnesses get special treatment. Reduced sentencing, community service, special privilages.
I don't approve of it. But it's incentive.
>>9632148
Why? So I can get buried in paperwork while criminals walk the streets on an inter-regional level? I'd half way consider signing up with Catalyst if they weren't so damn shifty.
>puff cigarette
>saxophone internally
>>9632122
>Dubs
>With a surge of psychic power the lizard is pushed down and flat into the dirt, limbs locked and tail thrashing from side to side.
So that's how it's gonna be. Cheater.
>>9632217
>Trace looks very proud of himself.
Using everything at your disposal isn't cheating. Oh! I can do this now.
>He leans down and nips at Mal's neck, drawing a bit of blood.
>He pulls away before severing the psychic show of dominance.
>>9632244
Good luck.
>>9632187
I've talked to a few of them, good people but harboring many secrets.
Haven't been able to get in contact with them recently, the one that put me in contact with them also vanished.
>>9632217
"Ha, look at you!"
>>9632287
"It is not, agreed"
>>9632244
>Sense of Noir Justice demands you be indignant that this person didn't get punched in an overly dramatic fashion
>>9632307
Good people don't need to keep secrets.
>>9632307
You remember what that guy looked like?
I know some dudes who know some dudes, and might be able to hook you up.
>>9632356
>Good people don't need to keep secrets.
No secrets here, Mr. Sleuth.
>Work roll: Go.
>Bust out the coffee and food for a quick break.
>>9632356
Some secrets need to stay secret for safety of good people.
>>9632362
It was a Greninja who got me in contact with them, he seems to have vanished in a botched operation to find my MIA superior.
>>9632486
(Drink)
>>9632287
>A momentary look of shock and arousal from Mal is quickly hidden behind that standard defiant glare. When he gets to his feet he begins rubbing at the bite mark, grumbling something low enough that the words can't be deciphered.
>>9632328
You wanna fuckin' go, rat?
>His wings flare out to their full span in a flash of blue, teeth bared and tail flaring up to a bright orange, a low rumble communicating the threat.
>>9632535
>Glide up high
"You gotta catch me first!
>>9632535
>Trace gives him a poke on the back.
Are you just going to let him belittle you like that?
>>9632456
I know the guy. Pretty sure he survived the job, and moved to another Region.
Sounded like he was tired of things trying to kill him all the time.
>>9632535
>>9632595
"Nuuuu, don't fight! Ky, don't bully Mal!"
>>9632682
>>9632627
>No answer is provided but a loud growl and huff, flames and smokes spewing from his mouth.
>>9632595
>With several beats of the wings he's off and after the Gligar. Although faster than Ky he's less maneuverable, having yet to get the hang of flying. The lizard snaps his fiery jaws, attempting to snatch Ky by the tail
>>9632486
Sometimes the truth is too dangerous to handle.
>>9632656
Well, good to know he is fine. After the things we saw, it is better that way for him.
>Sulking again about her
>Light up another cigarette
>Just one of many since coming back to Unova empty handed
>>9632793
"Miiiiiiiissed!"
>Try to keep up the distance
>>9632682
"Sorry can't hear ya!"
>The heat is hot.
>Have to keep going.
>Can't stop now.
>Rolling.
-Imageless
>>9632828
I'll leave that up to the people to decide.
>Out of applicable Veteran Trainer pics
>Have a Blood Hound(oom)
>>9632855
>Attempt to do some taunting acrobatics in the air
>Accidentally fly backwards into Mal
"OhnonoNO!"
>>9632868
>A town.
>Streaked with sweat.
>Tie is a sweatband.
>Going to fucking shave my head at this rate,
>Rolling.
>>9633003
>Hotel is too expensive.
>Phone somewhere else.
>Keep looking.
>Roll.
>>9632855
>>9632992
>Backwards, and right into waiting jaws. Enough pressure is applied to make it uncomfortable and slightly painful, but not enough to be damaging. Not that his mouth wasn't already uncomfortable - it's practically a furnace, his saliva close to boiling from the heat.
>The landing is less than graceful, Mal almost tumbling and planting himself in the dirt in the process, but he manages it. Upon touching down he drops Ky into his hands, tossing him towards Lulu.
Have your friend back.
>>9632955
The people would be confused, and their safety would be compromised.
Don't dwell too much into conspiracy theories, the truth is always stranger.
>>9633077
>A mugger.
>No money.
>Pull out the 38, enough to get him to put his fucking hands up.
>Rolling to see if we can get his PDA.
>>9633154
Most impressive.
I would have eaten him.
>>9633154
>While in Mal's jaws
"Ough, spit me out!"
>Roll to not crash into Lulu
>>9633181
>And he's gone.
>What the fuck am I going to do?
>Walk into the pokemon center.
>Rolling.
>>9633216
"W-Wha!?"
>>9633221
>BONK
"Oww..."
>>9633166
>Squint
>Put away sax
They're not any safer sitting in the dark while the walls are closing in. They deserve the right to their own fate. There's no grey area here. Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
>>9633237
>Well the connection is garbage.
>Somehow the Orre internet isn't banned.
Does anyone know where I can cash in my ticket for avoiding death?
>>9633216
.... do you even got a stomach?
>Mal eyes him curiously, wracking his head trying to figure out how that would work.
>>9633221
>>9633242
Maybe ya can cuddle it out or somethin'.
>>9633216
"What is your pro..."
>>9633242
>Crash
"Ugggghhhh..."
>>9633242
You heard me.
>>9633292
I don't just have this mouth for biting you.
>Nip his neck a bit.
Maybe I do~
>>9633282
.... Annie?
>>9633282
Holy shit, you're alive, amiga?
I didn't know you'd made it out alive!
You have no idea how much better my day just got, Officer.
>>9633282
ANNIE!
>anon funpost hugs the best rper
>>9633282
>...!
>Throw cigs into the trash
Anabel, if it was part of your plan to keep me in paperwork for as long as needed to keep the letter out of being processed, I can say it worked.
>>9633349
More or less, yes. How have you been?
...Can I get a ride from Phenac? I think I might need a few days in the hospital.
Ties don't make very good bandages.
>>9633355
Hahaha. Thank you.
I'll respect your anonimity, but it's good to not be dead.
>>9633374
Y-yes. Hello.
>>9633410
Hahaha, not really. You've been well, Walker?
>>9633292
>>9633321
>>9633337
"Whyyy."
>>9633282
Liquor store.
>>9633337
>A grunt of surprise, followed by a chuckle and a tilt of the head, one clearly meant to bare more of the neck.
Uh huh. Suuure. C'mon, let's drag these goofs back before Vi gets back and sends out a search party.
>>9633445
Why not?
>>9633478
"let's get back before Vi gets worried, yeah! We can cuddle it out at home!"
>>9633263
(Sorry, forgot to reply to this post)
There is no overarching plan, and fate is an illusion.
>>9633429
Not exactly, I thought my career in the IP was done for. Boss not exactly happy with me disappearing for Alola for a week.
>>9633445
Come on.
>Psypick up the mouse egg.
We're going home.
>>9633478
>Nip it enough to illicit a few scratches.
Why don't you lead the way home?
>>9633524
>Think about dragon snugs.
Emphasis on the cuddles.
>>9633429
Annie! Annie!! Oh my god Annie!! I can't believe you're okay! I um... I heard that Lunala got you and... I kinda... I thought.... Uh.. Phenac! Yeah! I can do that! Just um... 30 seconds!
>One quick Google search later and out goes the Suncatte, through the portal goes the Sun.
>Try to pick yourself up
>>9633445
>>9633524
"Are you okay?"
>>9633478
"...meanie"
>>9633452
Who are you? New IP agent?
Forgive me, been in Ultra Space the last few days.
>>9633527
I'll set things straight when i get back. I think I got over my fear of Ultra Space, finally.
>She didn't.
Anyway, they didn't clear my office out, did they?
>>9633542
>A hug is the first thing Sun gets when he arrives.
>A rather weak and flimsy hug.
>She shakes as she hugs him, both from lack of real food and fear.
>Anabel looks like shit, bruised, bloody and suit ripped to hell.
God, I'm sorry I fucked up so badly.
>>9633535
"Yay!"
>>9633554
>Hug the batte.
"It's okay, you didn't mean to bump into me."
>>9633524
Yeah, you and the skyrat can cuddle all ya want. I got other shit to do.
>>9633554
Mhmm.
>He chuckles, sticking his tongue out in a gesture of utmost maturity before turning back to Trace.
>>9633535
>He groans lightly, flopping onto Trace's back and stretching out.
Nah, my wings ache. Flew more than I should for a new evo.
>>9633637
PI not IP. Was UPD, but got FU'd after things went FUBAR and then I give my 2W and went MIA.
>>9633527
(np)
There might not be a plan. But there's always an angle. And there's always a spoiler out there ready to abuse it to hell and back again.
>>9633554
>>9633639
Hurry up.
>>9633683
>Trace chuckles a bit.
Lazy.
>Engage hovermode
>Head on home.
>Rolling for travel with last number.
>>9633637
I'm afraid they cleaned it out, kept all your personal effects in there ready to throw them out.
They didn't even think about the lack of a chair.
>>9633637
>Sun, oblivious as always, just hugs her tightly.
>He sniffles a bit, but manages not to cry on Anabel.
It's okay Annie, you're alive! That's good enough for me!
>>9633639
>Hugged
"I knoooooow"
>>9633762
>Mouseorb and batscorpion duo: get moving, preferably on the quadrupedal computer
"Okaaaay"
>>9633736
Hahaha. Maybe we can have a battle some time. I'll see if you're IP material or something.
Joking.
>>9633776
Bullshit.
Can you grab my belt and make sure the pokeball auto release doesn't go off? I'd rather not lose my team.
Much appreciated.
You up for some food?
>>9633787
>Anabel isn't holding herself as well, tears stream down her face as she hugs Sun.
>She takes a few breaths trying to compose herself.
>Rolling for composure.
Do you- Want to get some food? I'm sort of... Really fucking hungry.
>She forces a laugh.
>>9633762
Uh huh. You don't get to say shit about muscle pains, Gamecube.
>Once they get inside Mal rolls off of the bot and onto the living room floor, electing to just stretch out on the carpet.
>>9633903
Gamecube? Very nice. I like it.
I'll have Vi change my name to that.
>Fukkit.
>Snug the dragon husbando.
Are you actually going to sleep for once?
>>9633736
That would be problematic, I doubt they would be so lenient a second time.
>>9633884
On it, lady. Food can wait.
>Walker: emerge from basement
>Really fucking hope the stuff is still neatly ordered in cardboard boxes, including the belt
>>9633884
Probably wouldn't pass the backround check anyway.
>>9633955
Hence going private in the first place Mister... whoever you are, how'd I even get in this conversation?.
>>9633884
Okay! Um... How about.... Oh!! I know just the place!
>One La liona later and the two are in Castelia's Mode Street
Tada! Um.. I think the pizza place is right across from that ice cream stand? Which one do you wanna get first?
>>9633954
>He chuckles, extending a wing and flopping it over Trace.
Nah. Sleepin' is a waste of time.
>>9633955
Much appreciated, Walker. I'll get you pepperoni.
>>9633977
Oh well, you seem like an interesting fellow.
How about a battle later anyway? When I can function normally.
Barring any cocks raiding my office...
>>9633982
>Use the Sun as a crutch.
Hahaha. Pizza would be nice, can we get papperoni?
>She tries to play the anxiety off with humor.
Pwetty pwease? I ate all my Ultra Space berries and everything.
>>9633977
Eugene Walker, IP Agent. We were discussing about the importance of secrets.
>>9633955
>Oh crap
>Office is empty
>Panic
>>9633884
Lady, you might want to get here immediately.
>>9634063
>Meanwhile...
>Cock: Be sitting in your office, looking at plans to raid the IP offices
Eh.... too much work
>>9634031
If you say so.
>Snug that husbando.
Are we going to have a competition for who can stay awake the longest?
>>9634063
>Sad Noir Man: Actually look not sad for a whole 3 seconds
I might have to take you up on that. Been a while since I had a chance to shake the dust off.
>>9634071
Right, right. Never properly introduced myself. Jack Diamond, Privet Eye.
>More houndooms because there are basically no pics of the Vet Trainer that I'm using for a FC
>guess people just aren't /fa/ enough to handle the fancy hat or something
>>9634063
>He dons the signature Sun smile, laughing a bit and dragging them off to the pizza restaurant, ordering a pepperoni pizza, breadsticks, and two sodas.
So um... They said you kinda... Resigned? Do you get to have your job back?
>>9634116
Why? You gonna try an' tire me out so you'll win?
>>9634096
(Fite me cock.)
>>9634147
Alright. Once I'm done. Jack?
Where's your office?
>>9634167
Looks like it... Can you meet me over at the IP building? I'm sorry to bail on you.
>She gives Sun a hug and runs off.
>>9634071
Coming.
>Walk on into the IP building.
>Ignore the oohs, aahs and people yelling to get out.
>Head on to find Walker.
>>9634215
>Alcock: Be overcome by a sudden sense of fear
I feel as if a detective lady just threatened me in an out of (character) body form.
>>9634215
>Walker: run downstairs, panicking
Everything, gone.
>>9634184
Maybe. I don't think I'd need to work too hard to tire you out.
>Nip the dragon.
Care to prove me wrong?
>>9634215
Ok Annie, I'll be there in a sec just gotta...
>Sun starts hastily stashing the pizza and breadsticks in Ultra Space, running to catch up after expanding his pizza pile.
>>9634215
Black City, East Balboa. It's uh... in the big Hotel. Office is on the third floor, apartment 304.
>>9634243
(Fite me. But seriously I'm glad you enjoy this. Hopefully I'll live up to your amazing characters. The great Borb, Your name is too great for even I to say.)
>>9634258
>Sigh.
>Anabel is probably going to get dragged out by security soon.
Great. I assume they put it in a lockup. I'll see about getting my position back.
>Off to talk to the big bosses.
>Rolling for time until she's out, last number.
>>9634302
>When Sun arrives she'll probably be having a discussion with either the acting head or Nate himself.
>>9634329
I'll be sure to swing by soon. Don't get yourself shot or thrown into Ultra Space.
>>9634268
>Mal inhales deeply, shivering a bit in response.
Maybe I will. I don't think you're good enough to prove yourself right~.
>A single claw is drawn down the center of the X, leaving a light scratch in its wake.
>>9634359
>Sense of dread: rising
>grab the feraligatr plush you hide in your desk
>>9634386
Oh, well I don't have anything for my USB ports yet so...
>Grab the dragon husband's neck roughly.
>Kiss that dragon husband.
>>9634359
>Whoops
>Time to just sit in a chair and wait (im)patiently
>Twiddle the thumbs or something
>Does Nate even have a roleplayer at the moment?
>>9634147
>>9634329
Sorry, kind of having a situation here.
But I think I could go for a battle to clear out my mind.
>>9634359
>Follow
>Keep security from being a problem, abuse that Walker is still technically an agent
>>9634359
>Abuse the spinny chair.
Sooooooo... You didn't quit?
>>9634359
I... can promise half of that. I think.
...the hell's a alter pace?
>>9634468
Uhuh. Got that impression. I'm at the office unless I'm on a job or at the bar.
>>9634455
(No problemo. Keep up the good work, dude.)
>>9634466
>>9634468
>Whoops its real talky time, hold on.
>>9634495
No, sir. I was coerced into quitting.
...By Lunala.
I'd like my position back. And my belongings and my pokemon?
>She looks like she went through hell and back.
>>9634498
Sort of like... You ever seen that one episode of Star Trek where they go to the rocky planet with the weird plants?
That.
>>9634537
Yeah, I believe you. Um... They're all down at the storage facility in Driftveil.
You get your position back! But, I'm putting you on a probationary period of... A week! If I see any messups you're outta here!
Oh, after you get your stuff, come back here. I need to give you a secret thingy.
>He shoos her.
Go! It's crate #646. All your stuff should still be in there. Oh, can you send Walker in after you leave?
>>9634461
Aw, so you really are cock-le-
>The rest is cut off by a surprised hiss. He grabs the edge of the carapace, roughly forcing Trace's head down and giving the edge of the X a sharp nip.
>>9634585
Thank you, sir. I'll tell him.
>She walks out.
>>9634466
Sun? Can I get a lift to Driftveil? I'm sorry about this.
>>9634468
Walker, the supervisor wants to speak with you.
>>9634537
...That's half of them. The one with the giant evil skin thing, the one with the lava monster that looks like a evil baked potato, or the one with the plants that shoot seeds make you act like Abbie Hoffman?
>>9634636
Understood.
>>9634585
Yes, sir?
>>9634644
(Drink again)
>>9634636
Annie! Yeah, sure!
>Sun is a dumb and let's the cat out of the ball right there.
To Driftveil!
>La liona to Driftveil
.... Was there a certain place I was supposed to take us?
>>9634636
No problem. Don't mess up, please!
>>9634652
>Nate opens the filing cabinet for the Hoenn files.
>He thumbs through until he hits the Al section and pulls out a folder.
>Obviously, there isn't a name or any evidence in it.
I'm going to be giving you a special mission to go after a Mr. uh...
>He looks at the folder.
Weird... Uh, okay. Since I guess I forgot something or we're missing something... I'm promoting you into the UB Task Force! You'll be working under Mrs. Anabel, Mr. Looker and Mr. Nanu. Please stay away from any Guzzlords.
Do you have any questions?
>>9634624
>Trace snickers a bit, leaning into a moan as he kisses Mal.
>He pulls away after a moment, thinking up something with that sharp wit.
You kiss about as well as a corpse.
>>9634716
>Visibly surprised, in a good way
>Time to ditch this faceclaim
No, I don't have further questions, not the ones I couldn't answer with a cursory reading of the files.
Thank you sir, I am very honored to join this unit.
>>9634644
The giant evil skin thing and the plants. Basically eviler versions of those occupy that place.
>>9634691
Never mind it! Come on, come on.
>She grabs Sun by the wrist.
>For not having eaten in multiple weeks she's a sturdy one.
>Rolling for time until she can find crate 646.
>>9634736
>He narrows his eyes, digging the claws into Trace's carapace and answering with a low chuckle of his own.
Says a lot that you know how well a corpse kisses. You been robbin' graves recently?
>>9634812
...Well fuck that.
- Jack, out of images
>>9634812
>Two posts have gone by, so here's the crate.
>Not that Sun knows it's the right crate.
Um... What're we looking for? I mean... I guess you want a crate? 'Cause that's um... Kinda all there is?
>>9634804
Alright then. I'm sure you know that means full access to fly pokemon, ride pokemon, rides from any ports anywhere. Blah blah.
Go ahead and get out there, Walker. I'm going to urge you to strengthen your team, alright? Please try to have a full team by, uh...
>He looks at the calendar.
June fifteenth! You're dismissed, feel free to move your things to office UB-F-04. Anabel is going down to Driftveil if you want to follow her.
>>9634832
Yep. I shot and killed one of those things. Best day of my life.
>>9634867
This is where my pokemon and things are stored.
>She unlocks the crate and heads inside, the door closes behind her.
>She comes out a few moments later, new suit, pokeball belt, money and the rest of her gear.
>She takes a sharp inhale and hugs Sun again.
Look who isn't dead? Fuck you Lunala, fuck you Ultra Space.
Oh! I wanted to give you something...
>She reaches into the pocket of her old suit...
>Shwing, sparkle, sparkle.
>There's the Master Ball.
You want it?
>>9634890
>Looking at his own pokeball belt
>Scott and Huxley being the only ones registered and present
Understood sir. I'll be moving offices then attempt to join up with Anabel.
If that is everything, I'll take my leave.
>>9634813
>Trace chuckles a bit more, answering him with a few kisses.
Well I had to get my kissing skill somewhere.
>>9635039
I'm sure Anabel and Sun could help you speed the process up. If you need your time extended I can do that but I don't think you'll need that?
You're free to go! I'll call you up if anything needs to be done. Oh, make sure you check your bags for bugs. Someone has been bugging IP members recently.
>>9635027
You... you went to another planet. And shot a skin monster. And or mind controlling plant. I... I'm just going to go to bed and process that. Have a good night officer.
- Jack, totally not only leaving because he's out of images and is too lazy to hunt for more, haha, where would you get that idea
>>9635027
>He shakes his head.
I'm okay! I haven't caught a Pokemon in.... Um.... Ever!
>A sudden frown
I still need to get back Ia... Hey Annie? Um... Do you know a group of people who kinda... Catch Pokemon that already have trainers?
>>9635087
Basically.
>She chuckles.
Sleep well.
>>9635102
>She nods, putting the ball away.
...Snagem. Did they have machines on their arms? Bald?
>Time for note taking.
>>9635076
I'll get my team up by the deadline, I'll be sure.
Thanks for the recommendation, I hope whoever did that didn't bug the stacks of documents in the basement.
Again, thank you sir.
>Walker leaves
>Time to get the move going, and think of future team additions
>A Psychic is going to be helpful
>Don't ask for Anabel's help, she needs some rest (and so does Walker's player)
>>9635159
Take care, Mr. Walker.
>Time to look through reports until Annie gets back.
>>9635051
>Mal sticks his tongue out, flicking and curling the tip.
Uh huh. Practicin' a mouth activity before you had a mouth. Genius.
>Up and around his tail curls, arching and coming down to tap Trace lightly.
>>9635158
No... I mean, he had an arm machine but um... I don't think he was bald? I couldn't see, he had armor on.
I think he took Ia and Emma's Volcarona, I... It sucked...
>>9635190
>Note to self: Need to make a tongue...
>Snug that dragon husband.
Of course. We can still make the same sensations via psychic imagery.
>Trace gives himself a fat psychic tongue which is colored purple due to the psychic imagery.
>Closer to something like a whale.
>He sticks it out at Mal.
>>9635261
...That would be Cipher. The machines on their arms are snag machines, I worked on the Cipher case before I was assigned to the Ultra Beast Task Force.
>She shakes her head for a moment before being drawn out of her thought.
Emma? From the Kalos branch? Why was she there?