Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXIV
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXIV.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
>>9626854
Lana's mother
>>9626854
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9626854
Poniko
Craig
Fyxe
Gascoigne
Reigen Arataka
Trico
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9626854
Mikun
Junpei Iori
BB Hood
Gobbet
>>9626854
Mikazuki Munechika
Len
>>9626854
Tokoyami
>>9626854
Grora
>>9626854
Inkling
>>9626806
>The Inkling tries to shake her finger out of his mouth
Ow! Get off!
>She tries to pull it out, not trying to make herself calamari.
>>9626824
who?
>>9626854
Gem knight Topaz
>>9626854
Ririchiyo
The Player
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9626854
Natsuki Subaru
Ava
Kiryu Kazuma
>>9626854
Shin-chan
Deku
Todd Howard
>>9626854
Catling gun
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Togame
>>9626854
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9626854
Lum!
Seiga Kaku
>>9626892
I'll be on later.
>>9626887
>there's another one
im about to shoot a nigga
>>9626890
>She manages to successfully escape the unconscious boy's shark jaws, but not without a few battle scratches. Meanwhile, he's still fuckin out of it.
Nova
Jason
Soda
>>9626854
Zeri
>>9626854
Dog mom
Vort
>>9626854
Duck Guy
Joker
stu
Tenshi
Lenny
>>9626854
>>9626854
No condoms buttslut.
>>9626854
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9626929
>Implying it's a bad CJ
>Implying they ever talk to each other
I fail to see the problem
>>9626929
>tfw I started this
I'm so sorry.
Akechi
>>9626854
Loto
Vore
>>9626936
Stop it hane
>>9626905
>>9626563
>The man stares blankly between Subaru and the Jars of Mayo in his possession.
Well...It's a reward. It's the thought that counts anyhow.
>>9626945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUWQFnC2zqU
>>9626954
>Gabriel *
>>9626929
>Should I take a break until there's less
>>9626932
Ugh, Just wake up ya sleepyhead
>She groans, and kicks the boy's side lightly
I'm tired of ya sleeping already.
>The Inkling shuffles thru her pockets for a few seconds, before pulling out a bandage and pulling it on her finger
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9626987
Nah, you're cool
>>9626983
>>9626987
Yes
>when someone insults your rp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou5GTWyHjIg
>>9626854
Aizawa-sensei
All of y'all ready to win one of those sweet-ass new wincards? 'Cause, only one of you is going to get one (at least for now)! Let's hope it's YOU!
5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9627014
>Testu
>good
He's mediocre just like the rest.
>>9626977
At least post the finished version
>>9627031
"Can any of you point out the aberrations in this Arena?" I said with a posed look.
>>9627031
>>9626972
>>9626938
>>9627031
Swap me for
>>9626957
I think I'm going to puke.
>>9627027
>>9627031
>>9626883
>>9626972
>Gobbet points silently to the young adventurer, signaling that she wishes to put him in her place.
>>9627031
Hey mister? I don't feel like fighting right now.
>>9626964
>>9626881
>>9627040
He's hard to talk to. Just screams shit and never compromises on a topic.
>>9627021
I only prove it to hot girls.
>>9627055
Get well soon
>>9627055
Feel better soon
>>9627031
If I win don't give me a wincard just give me the win slide and also don't post the winscreen because fuck off Asgore. You know who this is.
>>9627031
On with the hunt!
>>9627031
Hey now, can you CAPITALIZE my name? I figured out that I should make it big tonight.
You can already prepare the wincard of course, if there's anything you need to know, my zodiac sign, bloodtype, just ask okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSCvUoZI2QM
>>9627040
Compared to the rest of the circlejerk.
>>9626989
>It is of my speculation that Tetsutetsu is currently sitting in the professionally labeled status of: Knocked The Fuck Out
>I'm gonna head out until things blow over in a week or so
>>9627031
If I don't get to kill anyone I'm going on a murder rampage outside of the games
>>9627031
>The cyborg reloads his gatling gun, making sure it's top notch.
I'm ready to begin!
>>9627072
Raygun?
>>9627053
>>9627057
I thank you both.
>>9627031
Now, I fight.
>>9627056
I don't think you understand who you're talking to. I've been here longer than my students.
But I understand your anger. Allow me to expel all of them.
>>9626864
>>9626887
>>9626912
>Aizawa expels the students that entered the game
You'll come back when I say you can come back.
>>9627031
Hoo-kay...I'm ready to go!
>>9627031
>You don't understand why they have teams in this competition if it's supposed to be a last man standing kind of game.
>You hope the "host" starts the game soon, all this sitting around is irritating you.
>>9627086
>Alrighty, If you wanna talk anytime over discord, mine is Vaporcast#2471
>>9627031
I accept this challenge.
>>9627031
I want to fuck the last tribute.
>>9626982
There wasn't much thought put into it! I only gave it to him because it was all I had. If I won a game mayo is the first thing I'd ask for since I haven't had it in so long.
>>9627059
MAY 1ST CANT COME SOON ENOUGH
>>9627042
you didn't post the finished one either but I like the first draft
>>9627131
Hey, Tsuyu
>>9627131
with no condoms?
>>9627053
Accepted.
>>9627055
Accepted. Feel better soon, Lenny!
>>9627057
Denied, because he's already in.
>>9627059
Accepted.
>>9627072
I actually don't. Can I have a hint? Number of letters in your name, maybe?
>>9627076
Will do. Need to know number of romantic partners.
>>9627131
I want to fuck you. No homo.
Starting ASAP.
>>9627031
>You can swap me out too if there's anyone who needs a swap
>>9627086
See you
>>9627158
>>9627104
Oops, looks like I was a bit late, sorry kid. But hey, at least you're in! And this way I can test your skills a bit more...personal.
>Gobbet shoots you a triumphant thumps up, before preparing for the inevitable fight.
>>9627139
Just take a lum
>>9627158
Who do you take me for? FP?
Anyway it's [REDACTED]
>>9627187
thats a bum
>>9627187
Saved
>>9626979
But I'm not Hane
>>9627204
>inb4 kek
>>9627187
>>9627186
>Loto let out a sigh as they stare at the woman.
If has to come to blows, I won't hold back.
>>9627204
Same
>>9627133
Really? You'd ask specifically for Mayo? I'd figure most anyone would ask for a cash reward if put on the spot like that. And what about ketchup or mustard? Mayo doesn't exactly speak to me as a condiment.
>>9627228
cute fangs
>>9627204
It's hoshi's daily talking about fapshit again.
>>9627210
Don't you EVER save images that were made specifically for me ever again.
Or else.................
>>9627266
Good morning, anon~! You didn't say good morning to me when I said hello in group chat. Is there something wrong with me? Can we talk it over in DM? I thought you were my friend, anon. Why can't we just get along? Who trained you?
>>9627167
Bit late. Sorry, mate.
>>9627195
...Thanks. I think.
>>9627199
Shit, uhhh...can I phone a friend? Is that allowed?
BLOODBATH!
Fyxe may know just a thing or two about blowing. Bubbles.
You're not going to find another girlfriend by doing ANYTHING like that, Hoshi.
Time to arrest a few people in this thread for potential necrophilia now that that's happened.
That slime was thirsty, man.
See, the joke there is that he IS the small adorable creature, so he's alone. Like me. hah hah, oh I'm so lonely...
There's something a bit poetic about a Subaru in a taxi.
One day, rhinos will be extinct, and I will be happy once again.
>>9627289
Can you not during a game, gookshit?
>>9627064
When are you hosting?
>>9627136
>I can't believe early 2017 is finally upon us. Finally I can stop losing in Tag and lose at another game instead.
>>9627295
Wow ok. Let's go with the sexual jokes right off the bat, I thought kids were watching?
No don't talk about my outfit, it's PG-13, if we were at the beach no one would say anything...
Anyway...
That's one down, two more to go.
>>9627295
Shitpost suggestion already lost, fuck.
>>9627295
Dubstep's not really that good, dude. Besides, you can't top a perfect theme
>>9627305
No u~! Tee hee! You just wait. I have a secret weapon nobody knows about! You're going to be sorry for ever anonymously shitposting me~!
>>9627295
Another night, another brawl. Let's go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdVvgdVglOw
>>9627136
[MAGIC PIXEL]?
>>9627340
You know what else? Junko's Asuka was better than yours.
>>9627245
I can't think of anything else I'd ask for.
For what it's worth, I'd use it to make the food I find around this place taste better. Most of the time the food I get tastes like burned bugs and plain ramen noodles.
Scratch that actually. I think I would eat it by itself. Mayo is so good that I could drink it all under 15 minutes! I had my mother time me before and I easily beat my dad's score. It was the proudest I've ever been.
>>9627295
>Subaru lands on his back and pukes all over himself
S-Stick to hosting, please.
>>9627295
"Your singing, it hurts my ears. Please stop," I said with a posed look.
>>9627318
Careful pham. Spoilers are out.
>>9627295
You dare outshine me, mother of three?! You've made my murder list. Well, I mean, everybody's on my murder list but I've moved you further up.
>>9627295
I don't want a girlfriend. I want to be happy. I wouldn't want to cheat on my old girlfriend. I know she's dead, but the thought of me moving on makes me think she'll be forgotten.
DAY 1!
Honestly, the only insult I can give her is "anime," and that really doesn't work when looking at the roasters.
Choose very, very wisely. Your life may depend on those answers.
I know how water works with her now, but what about Gatorade?
RNGsus' track record is good so far. Will he continue to be in the positive?
Fucking skeletons. Len was right.
With how tiny his arms are, Mikun really had to put his back into that.
Yes, this is for all those ice puns. I never forget. NEVER.
>>9627332
Kids are stupid, they don't understand adult jokes until they're older. Spongebob was good at that.
>>9627267
B-but what if I made them?
>>9627357
Why thank you, anon! You're absolutely the best! Of course everything I do is better than whatever that ROTTEN KIMCHI STUFFING GOOK! ARGH!
>Smashes an empty ramen cup
...Phew... Can ever produce~!
>>9627295
He wanted beasts.
>>9627380
Don't talk about it. Don't even think about talking about it.
>>9627380
I don't think he liked your hat all that much...
Maybe if you picked one that didn't look like it was stolen from a homeless person?
>>9627380
"Just because I show no emotion doesn't mean I can't feel pain", I said with a posed look.
>>9627380
I think it knew I was going to melt it in a moment. It sensed it, like it had superpowers or something
>>9627380
>Subaru gets on the pig and rides it to wherever they were going
Now, this is what I'm talking about. Why walk until my feet hurt when I can have this girl do all the work for me? I'm a genius!
>>9627380
Oh my fricking God did I just hear the host talking shit? It makes sense, he himself played a dumb brat awhile ago. You would've thought after it got shot to death that the brattiness would've died with it but I guess some things die hard.
>>9627380
Is that- What am I even looking at? Can I even describe this as art?
I needed that map...
>>9627358
You drink Mayo all on your own?
You drink whole bottles of Mayo in such short time?
Your father exclusively drinks Mayo as well!?
Subaru, your father hasn't taught you any less then savory habits has he? What about your mother?
>>9627295
>You enter the arena, already with the corpse of some poor girl slung over your shoulder.
>You have a sudden urge for bubble gum, which is strange, because you've never had chewing gum before.
>>9627380
You are not sure if you should feel offended by that comment or not.
>Seeing as you can't die that comment seems irrelevant when referring to you.
>>9627383
I'll need to see your OC making license.
>>9627380
that commentary is just a big ol wall of text that i'm ignorin
>>9627380
Get back here you vermin!
>The enraged cat skitters as fast as he can to the duck and the girl, eventually catching up the duck.
>>9627380
Dogmom and me are the perfect dream team alright.
So well, if that means I can be in the spotlight during the commentary, I won't mind too much... just cool them down a bit.
>>9627380
Is that so? Well, I shall prepare myself for what's to come, thank you for the warning RNGsus.
NIGHT 1!
Introducing...Fallout: New Oslo!
Yes, invite him over to your slumber party. There is literally no way that could ever go wrong. It certainly never has in the past.
RNGsus was too busy jinxing another tribute to make sure the other died. What a slacker.
I-It's only about legal safety, I assure you. I can't show you getting murdered to kids. It's nothing personal.
I'm wondering how a skeleton would even do that.
Holy shit, the Roast was that bad, huh?
>>9627438
There's a difference between brattiness and wit, friendo.
>>9627457
That means you'll ignore this one, too, so you'll have no idea I inserted a vicious insult to you somewhere within it. I'm a genius.
>>9627492
Nobody cares that he's shitposting with your precious Junko, anon.
>>9627504
I'm not a junkodog, Hoshi.
>>9627475
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Even as a baby I can fig-... Huh?
H-Hey I feel like.... I'm slowling unlearning... how to spearhugeu WAAA!!
..................................
DAY 2!
He's not going to help you after you shot the hell out of his shelter, you twit.
"Elf ninja" sounds like a stupid D&D class I'd probably definitely play.
She can somehow play guitar despite her massive jugs. Impressive.
That cereal is selling like hotcakes. I can't keep it on the shelf!
Why would you stop him? He's just following the will of RNGsus!
>>9627475
I suppose it's time for me to call it quits. I will be going now.
Yaaaaaay peace peace yaaaaaaay...
>Yotsugi washes the pill down with a Starbucks Ice Latte
>>9627308
1 nut=1 host
>>9627492
Proof?
>>9627475
Time to expose that mother for what she truly is - a murderer! Never mind the fact that she didn't commit any murder, of course.
Also, there's no wit in saying things such as "Len was right." That's just witless.
>>9627441
My mother also loves mayo just as much as we do!
I'll be honest, I don't really see the problem here. Mayo's really good! I'm sure you can find someone else that loves it just as much as my family.
>>9627475
She's a small girl, so it's expected. I'm not really built to be a runner to boot.
>>9627534
Hey would you look at that now.
I get removed and the ratings drop.
Really makes you think, huh?
>>9627492
How is this information relevant to us?
>>9627475
Boo.
...I don't think it's working.
>>9627534
What did I do wrong?! I'm innocent! I swear!
>>9627548
Guess we'll never get another game from Kamina then
>>9627534
>Subaru watches her jump from tree to tree from his safe space
It's kind of like she's mimicking the moves from Naruto. What a huge dweeb!
>>9627607
And nothing of value was lost.
NIGHT 2!
You're gonna get crushed like that, man, though it'd be an extremely happy death.
One of his channels isn't called "NovaPipebomb" for nothing.
At least SOMEONE enjoys pleasing RNGsus Here. Sheesh...
What a crushing defeat. Hah hah.
>>9627559
Yeah, well...you're skinless! And gutless! And a lot-of-other-thingsless.
>>9627570
Correlation =/= causation, sorry.
>>9627448
U-uh...all right. Will this pass?
>>9627534
Do you take this man as your lawfully wedded-
You don't? Well, I see but she-
Oh, you don't either?
...Well maybe if you two got to know each other a little-
>>9627561
That's not it. You're allowed to like Mayo all you want, but do have no regard for your diet at all? There can't possibly be anything healthy about a Mayo only Diet going on for years now, especially if you want to keep up a certain physique. Maybe try eating a little fruit sometimes.
Or a lot, whole plates of fruits, and some extras to carry in your pockets to eat in the middle of a fight.
>>9627475
Oh, well.. Pretty sure I'll die within next week.
>>9627442
>You immediately realize that you misread that last slide, making you a bit embarrassed at your lack of proofreading.
>>9627475
>You don't understand why you agreed to this.
>You want to get up and just kill these people and get on with your day, but for some reason you can't bring yourself to do it.
>You are forced to just sit here having some girl paint your nails pink.
>This must be some kind of personal hell you've entered.
>>9627534
You can't get a tan since you're wearing a full body jump suit stained in blood.
>You don't understand why anybody would want a tan in the first place, it's just a useless waist of time.
the trap boat is an enigma
>>9627534
>Considering she looks so pale normally herself, she isn't much better in the sunburn department, if not worse.
>She lets out a dull, understated and almost bored "ow" with every movement.
>>9627617
Yeah maybe with anything else, but now it's damn right causation alright. I subtly told you to rig it but you didn't listen. Enjoy the crickets.
>>9627617
>Izuku attempts to pull the thing out...turns out the sword is stuck pretty firmly in there. Izuku presses his foot up against the deceased girls chest, and really puts his forearms into pulling the thing out! With a little help of One For All, he manages to get it out.
There we go...Now I can use this thing again. I can tell it'll be useful...I just hope I don't have to use it too much.
DAY 3!
God...God dammit, Reigen. I don't like you, but at least you made it so we won't have another repeat champion.
He doesn't laugh. At all. Ever. You're wasting your time.
The Real Guy, The Best Guy, The Unconscious Guy
Inklings are known for being highly aggressive and will resort to any defensive measures, no matter how low.
>>9627666
Oh, I rigged it, of course. I rigged it against you. :^)
>>9627617
Insult me all you want, nothing will get under my skin - because as you said, I don't have any. And gutless? How can you say such a thing?! I still come to this place despite having to endure the casual racism against skeletons that occurs here daily. Look, okay - I'm also racist but when I do it it's cute. And funny. Maybe not to anyone else, but it's funny to me. And I'm a pretty big deal once you think about it, and I mean really think about it. So, in short, stfu bitch. How's that for a cool kid finisher?
>>9627618
fuck that's pretty good. Carry on.
>>9627658
I'm disappointed that there's no surprise Uboa in this gif.
>>9627617
>This string of failures is starting to infuriate you.
>You are starting to think coming to this place was mistake.
>>9627680
So... an inside job huh?
I hope crashing your show was worth the money.
Oh I bet it's Seth, he told you to do that because you were starting to get too big, right?
>>9627691
>I only got ones that change from just light-dark or just light-Uboa.
>>9627680
I'm playing a Ranger. That's okay, right?
>>9627731
Shame. It would have made for a nice spook.
NIGHT 3!
Oh, so no different from his normal pattern of speech.
Sic your sister on 'em. Show 'em what for.
That swordswoman most certainly lives up to the title I just gave her in this sentence, right now.
>>9627682
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of...uh..."Best Friends Play Night in the Woods (Part 13) ." Yeah. ...That was lame.
>>9627719
Do you think I'd give one of my biggest competitors as much airtime as possible? Hell no. I don't run advertisements.
>>9627680
>Kiryu stares down the the pig now oinking next to him.
So are we going to keep it as a pet or...?
>>9627617
You heard me right, birdboy. Keep digging. We've got an animal we'll hunt down after you're done digging. He's not that far away from us.
>>9627626
Does it look like I regard my health? Of course, I do! I exercise every day! I wake up and do 100 push-ups, sit-ups, and crunches. After that, I run four miles, and after that, I stretch and give myself motivational speeches! Oh, and so you're no worried, I stretch before running too.
I know all about that stuff, Kazuma. Dark greens, protein, fruits, starches, and all that stuff. I actually paid attention to this class in high school.
>>9627719
>Tugs bikini off
>>9627680
That's right, sharpen my sword like your life depends on it. If it fails me in battle, I will have a legion of samurai destroy you for your incompetence.
>>9627747
>If I was any good at editing I might've been able to pull something together with this gif and one other
>>9627747
>>9627775
>But I only got what I can find.
>It is a shame though.
>>9627756
>With a quiet groan Poniko hangs up and stuffs her phone back in her pocket.
>>9627775
>>9627805
MOOOOOT
>>9627764
>The FP censors® immediatly activates
>
...Don't do that anon please.
>Puts it back.
>>9627756
Why do you an arena entirely dedicated to him then? Stop lying I know he's one of your biggest sponsors, Hell I'm pretty sure he owns 75% of your stuff. You just think you're the one in control.
selling gf
>>9627819
dumbass
>>9627826
pya?!
DAY 4!
Those damned Japanese animes, speaking their moon runes language.
Kick his ass, stu! It'll make me happy if you do!
She was a spy for those damn 2hus, of course. One of the largest and most vicious groups of all. You made the right choice.
Lava lamp, ink in a watter bottle...same difference.
TETSU^4 is getting some good practice on his sarcastic tone as of late. He may be able to even stop yelling all the time eventually.
>>9627826
He just kind of shows up when he feels like it and crashes the game. Thankfully, it's only happened once so far, though. As for him controlling me...he may have been a prime teacher, but I've graduated from his class already. No one's pulling my strings, yo. Except the lizardpeople world government.
>>9627838
Do you expect me to pay you for nothing?
>>9627826
Post uncensored
>>9627756
>Kiryu figures it's a good idea to try and block the flying sword with his bare hands. Both his hands and the hole in his chest set on fire as the dragon is slain, falling to the floor.
>>9627756
That's exactly what I mean, your Mayo habits are making you go through much more effort then you actually need to. Instead of having to waste every day doing push ups, just cut it out of your Diet. I don't even stretch and I manage to stay in shape just doing my...uh...work.
>>9627819
>Open them.
>>9627821
>Oh, sweet, thanks. It's appreciated.
>>9627857
At least you're already gotten back up from it.
>>9627857
>Taking Seth's hosting classes
>Becoming a lesser version of him
>Hosting a bootleg rigginsmania which only make people craving the real stuff.
Congratulations, you just played yourself.
>>9627860
Reads my lips Vino alright, I know you love them
N......................O.........................
>>9627857
>Togame looks down the cliff to see the man crawling away with his shattered legs
How exactly like an insect, you just don't know when to give up. Why don't you spare the last few moments of your life with the least amount of pain and stay put until I climb down from here and end your life once and for all.
>Togame cannot find a way down the cliff without hurting herself.
Maybe if I just keep throwing rocks at him, he'll get hit and die eventually...
>>9627826
>
Now..wonder where I put that deactivation switch...
NIGHT 4!
Good, take him. Painfully experiment on him for years. I won't care.
TITS OF STEEL!
Strangely enough, that cereal is selling nowhere near as well as Lana's mom's. I have no idea why.
Now to just do that to the dozen other people here with sharkteeth.
Hey, Lum, your family's here to come pick you up.
>>9627915
Speaking of playing, at least people can play my games more than once every 2-3 weeks. :^)
>>9627915
How do you expect me to read your lips if we're typing you fucking idiot
>>9627935
Every day with this, Akechi...
DAY 5!
Well, you caught...something aquatic, at least.
Mermaid tryin'ta cop a feel, and succeeding entirely.
>>9627935
But it hasn't been 2 weeks since I came back and people played it twice already...
Anyway, keep going.
>>9627947
S-Stop breaking the 4th wall, I'm the only one allowed to do that here!
>>9627857
Heh. Stupid idiot doesn't know how to jump. I hope he doesn't make it out alive. That would make me appreciate my life a lot more.
>>9627865
Can it be considered effort if I enjoy doing this? What would life be if I stayed inside all day and did nothing but play video games and watch anime? It gets my blood flowing to go out and do all this crap! Plus ladies love watching a man work out. It gets them hot and bothered like nothing else.
The reason you don't have to stretch is that your body is horribly built. Your parents gave you the body of a man that should be in the yakuza.
>>9627935
Hey Lum, tell your dad to stop complimenting me. It made the whole experience weird.
>>9627915
>>9627935
Can't we all just get along?
>>9627983
You don't understand, I've transcended the fourth wall to the point where I can pass through it freely, and even touch the fifth wall at times should I need to
>>9627935
Guess I'm a dentist now, huh? Just sit still.
>>9627969
Why would you waste the effort on me?
...Thanks.
NIGHT 5!
He just kind of looks like a guy who'd do something "random" and "crazy" like that, you know?
Because RNGsus has been *so* accurate this game so far. But, maybe the third time's the charm?
Don't worry, he's entirely safe to kiss now that he has no teeth. The only thing you have to worry about is that broken heart sitting over there. Or him strangling the person who removed his teeth.
>>9627983
Ah, what's in a number? Point was made. Hosting.exe runs as smoothly as ever.
>>9628003
Ees just bants, comrade.
>>9628003
It's just playful banter. If I wasn't here nobody would pay attention to the game, poor guy...
>>9628009
W-Well one day I'll be able to do that too! Just you wait! I just need to finish my godmodding classes an-
Wait?
There's a fifth wall?
>>9627969
>Subaru the whips the pole frontward into the water, not realizing nor caring about mutilating the inkling's face
>>9628038
Ohohohoho, my love, yes there is, and it contains amazing things. You have no idea.
>>9628031
I love how I'm so big I can bend space and time and you believe it's been 3 weeks since my return.
Well.
50$ on Joker. I know he'll make it big tonight
DAY 6!
Vort, you're hired an entirely biased critic. She's going to say she enjoys it no matter how messy it is.
The Real Guy, The Best Guy, The Again Unconscious Guy
As I said: looks like a guy who'd do something "random" and "crazy."
>>9628038
>Insert "8 wonderful viewers" quote from Undertale.
>Insert gun into mouth for referencing Undertale.
>>9628061
Yeah, something else is also big enough to bend space and time.
>>9628061
Is that the famous dimension where you can samefag without actually samefagging? I've heard that Kamina reached it once.
One me is enough though.
>>9628003
No. Least, not while there's aqua and plasma subordinates around.
>>9627838
>said this in OSRS the other day as a meme
>some dude opened up a trade with me and offered 3 mil and accepted
tfw I didn't accept because I wouldn't feel right
>>9628031
>Subaru sips his coffee
So...come here often?
>>9627935
Oh well, it was getting really boring on this planet anyway. You know?
>>9628031
I'm out of here.
>>9628076
Hah...h-haha...heh.
Is that all you have?
NIGHT 6!
Hope you know how to speak Spanish, Togame.
Oh, no you fucking don't. I draw the line at an Arena full of midgets.
By the way, I hope you guys are ready for the Feast. It's a bloody massacre. Take "bloody" as either the British term used for emphasis, or as the ubiquitous adjective meaning literally what it means. It works either way.
>>9628079
W-What.
>>9628076
Why now? isn't Undertale popular with kids.
Wait let me help you, blast this in the stadium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kOEQDvLzfc
It's actually pretty good though, thanks to Live A Live
>>9627990
Horribly built? I mean...other then everyone thinking I'm 10 years older then I am I think I'm pretty fit and healthy. I don't think parents can really just "give" you a body for a specific purpose, if anything, that's something only my own choices have lead to.
And why something so specific as the Yakuza?
>>9628031
Yes, I'm sure.
>>9628038
That's the kind of passive-aggressiveness that gets me through these boring days.
>>9628083
Are you trying to drag me into a gang war of some kind? Because that's what it sounds like.
>>9628083
>Distant shouting about recreating the universe
>>9628061
I'd say don't jinx me, but--
>>9628134
Awkward.
>>9628134
It's a long story and I wasn't there to see it. So I probably shouldn't talk about that or people will say I'm trying to be an oldfag.
You can probably understand that, alright?
>winks
>>9628076
>the top part of Subaru's body slides down onto the ground. His legs fall back and blood starts leaking out of both ends
S-Someone help me...! I c-can feel it leaving my body...
post the discord groups you're in
F E A S T B O Y S!
Car bombs! Mecha-Hitler! Lighting faces on fire! Cannabalism! An adorable stuffed dinosaur! The Gauntlet's got it all, baby! Welcome to the chaos!
>>9628140
It ain't 2016 anymore. Nowadays, kids like...uh..."fidget spinners."
I hate children. I dig this remix, though.
>>9628160
Ugh, don't remind me. I've sworn off doing that for the good of myself.
>>9628184
>>9628146
Yeah alright, watch me break the speed of smug then! It's always a pleasure to put on a show.
>>9628158
But?
Anyway don't worry. Just think of me as your personal cheerleader tonight, nothing awkward!
>>9628164
Lieutenant Subaru, you ain't got no legs.
>>9628189
betting on the spic
>>9628184
I don't want to, it's embarrassing.
>>9628189
Ahh...
>>9628199
There it is. Just had a delay on it. Don't let that stop you from high kicking if you want though.
>>9628184
>kaiserwald 1938, formerly known as the John Wich ERP server
>>9628189
I told you to add a 4th player riding that mecha-hitler... or at least putting some gas into it to make it work... Nobody likes that kind of disguised suicide events.
>>9628184
>>9628230
>En Línea
>>9628199
I don't really expect to be too entertained, but it's better than watching a game I'm not in.
DAY 7!
I see Togame's been reading "Mortal Kombat Moves for Dummies."
I am really, really worried right now, for one obvious reason. It's not hard to guess why.
>>9628184
Secret Newfag Discord, HG Rugby Guild, HG Hosts Against Suicide Pacts
>>9628223
I batch-add/batch-change events. I'll be doing that in the next version of the code.
>>9628184
>Inkling
>>9628230
Red
>>9628189
How embarrassing. It's not socially appealing to be a light weight in drinking. Especially if you can't even drink a flaming shot without setting your face on fire.
>>9628216
>>9628189
O-ooh.... Well sorry... I even prepare a costume and all.
I... I think I'll shut up now. I just lost 50$
>>9628247
>finish him
CHEERIO!
>>9628252
>gals have their own discord
Ok lad
NIGHT 7!
You could have prevented this, Togame. But you ran away, like a coward. I expect better from you tomorrow.
>>9628142
When I mean horribly I really mean monstrous. Kind of like a freak of nature, but you're too much of a gentle giant to be that way.
And parents have a huge decision on if you're healthy or not! What if parents only feed their children fast food since birth? Obviously, that kid will be doomed to be big their whole life!
I guess I said Yakuza because your face looks stern like a yakuza members. You're like the poster child for the young kid that has been in a gang since they were in their early teens.
>>9628247
Awww shit. That's a move straight out of Predator right there
> A Chimera appeared!
>>9628270
That's the guys bein dudes discord faggot.
>>9628270
Iron dogs had their own discord too during the first games. What's the big deal?
>>9628245
No problem then.
>>9628276
Well.. since I still have that cheerleading outfit....
COME ON ARON!!!
>>9628286
>kills
>>9628286
>Pets
>>9628276
These hedges have broken my fall. Thank goodness I'm light as a feather.
>mfw a feminist interrupts me after they say not to interrupt them
DAY 8!
INKLING'S GREATEST ENEMY COMES BACK FOR HER! AND WITH THAT, IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW! PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!
>>9628254
That's probably utsutsu or kuga, I only add people and never joined a server
>>9628252
>that top image
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
>>9628304
>fuck water my guy
>>9628313
I use VC.
>>9628293
>didn't get invited
Sunset I'm coming to shoot you
>>9628297
> Chimera is hit!
> -173 HP!
> Chimera used Claw Swipe on Anon!
>>9628298
Roar...
>>9628286
>leaves it alone
>>9628306
>Gives rare candy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNHlJ6yvEA
leaving this here :-)
>>9628303
>mfw punched a feminist in the throat as hard as I could when they interrupted me
It's not enough. I can't get enough of that feeling.
The cries of "rigs" echo from sea to shining sea.
>>9628346
Thanks, but.. I think only pokemon eat that
>>9628349
Nice reaction images
>>9628349
cool thanks for sharing
>>9628360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0&feature=youtu.be
>>9628304
Death... Death by pork...
Promise me... You'll start a chain of Pork BBQ restaurant across Japan... Name it "Cheerios"... Promise me...
>>9628349
Sweet jesus that's terrifying.
>>9628360
YEAH!!
Hey I bet on him, what do I win now : >>9628295
Can I be on the wincard? I'm sure he'd like that, you can ask him0
>>9628360
fuck yeah
>>9628349
jesus christ why
>>9628349
Do I have to kill you?
Delet this right nao.
Thread theme https://youtu.be/BPkiuD9W_RU
¡FELICITACIONES, ARON!
¡Eres el nuevo campeón de "Gauntlet"!
...My Spanish is rusty as hell, man. Anyways, your wincard will be out as soon as possible!
>>9628349
>There isn't enough puke in this picture to discern my hatred for this image
>>9628282
Well, I guess when you put it like that, you'd be right...besides the gang part.
Still, sure, Parents are the one's responsible for how a child eats, but that can never take away the possibility that the child can grow up willing to change their old habits on their own. One that learns to eat terribly can re learn to eat healthy without the influence of their parents.
>>9628337
...Hey.
Do wanna work in real estate?
>>9628370
>hands out a Team Magma flyer that is totally not propaganda in any way.
>letting a spic win
Neck yourself immediately, Gorey.
>>9628394
Thank you for hosting.
Ch... Cheerio...
Whoa, hold up now.
He had a pacifist victory.
I think there's only been one other one that I've ever had. Congratulations on being one of the most moral champions the Gauntlet has ever had, Aron.
...So, uh, what's his source?
>>9628394
Aron just 3 big games in his first week of HG...
Meanwhile....
Damn, is that the power of silent people?
>>9628394
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9628332
The point was I know who made that image in the top. The fact that it is being used for a discord group is fitting, and cringing.
>>9628412
Hey, man, you can't knock mole and empanadas.
>>9628336
Squeeze.
Don't pull.
WHATS UP BITCHES
>>9628373
Ok, what series is this character from?
If.. you could tell me please, that'd be great.
>>9628416
Thank you for the game, Gorey onii-chan.
Peace peace...
>>9628411
>team magma
>not aqua
>throws the flyer away
>>9628437
kys
>>9628416
I Uh...I didn't do all that bad! I can live with this. Thank you very much for hosting.
>>9628394
I'm not sure what the host is saying, but congratulations!
Eres el nuevo campeon to you too, host!
>>9628416
Thanks for the chance.
>>9628441
A story about swords, you fool. Katanagatari.
>>9628340
> Chimera attacked!
> Chimera used Intimidating Roar on Subaru!
>>9628406
Growl...
First 24. I'll continue in the next thread.
>>9628416
Congrats.
And thanks.
>>9628448
Red knows what's up.
>capcha: blue
>>9628414
>>9628426
>>9628443
>>9628454
>>9628456
>>9628458
>>9628465
Thanks for playing. Yuno should be up next.
>>9628448
>Aqua
>Gets mad.
yuno pls host
>>9628464
Vino
>>9628394
>>9628416
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>9628464
Asshole-chan
>>9628464
Just make a new thread
>>9628464
Francis
>>9628459
Thank you kindly.
>>9628416
>You at least did better then you did last time, but you're still enraged that you got crushed to death.
>You turn your attention to the host of this game, giving him a look of pure rage before disappearing back into the forest.
>>9628448
>Aqua over Magma
>>9628464
Max
>>9628471
>Didn't thank me for doing the public
Ok I see how it is now. You really like crickets
>>9628464
Yuno's hosting bud
>>9628464
Just do it in a new thread. You fucking autist.
>>9628498
Where's your evidence
>>9628483
He doesn't want to be recognized as entering his bait game so he wants to continue in the next thread in hopes that someone will pick the roster up.
liol
>>9628774
funny xD
Good thing this thread is still here. Kill yourself Ghost, you're a waste of air
Magma paves the road to the future while Aqua tries to drown everyone.