RWBY/RT Trash General #437: Worried Thugs Edition
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>>9625390
>>9625397
SHOULDER SLUT
>>9625455
Best ship
Is it time for a shoulder thread?
>>9625534
Always
>>9625448
I want to put Ruby in predicament bondage and watch her squirm!
SEX WITH OSCAR
>>9625772
>You will never cuddle him in bed after making love to him
SEX WITH SHOULDER
>>9625810
Why live
>>9625699
That just looks like a horrifying way to murder someone to me.
>>9626007
Obviously you unhook her before she dies, but imagine how good the cuddles would be after a scary scenario like that.
>>9626062
I guess terrifying women just isn't my thing.
>>9626097
What about terrifying women?
Misa is prolific... I think she nearly produces one piece of Cinder art per day, lately.
>>9626420
>Misa cucking herself
Or does she want a threesome with the bug?
>>9626269
Acceptable.
>>9626062
You sir have some issues
penny
>>9626974
>Terrifying women
>Posts Cinder
>>9627545
>Shoulder slut Penny
>>9627553
Balalaika and Revy are from Black Lagoon, you silly Ice Cream.
>>9628308
>>9627545
>>9627690
Best girl
>>9625699
[spoiler]I want to put Weiss in multiple layers of latex and mummify her[/spoiler]
>>9627690
That outfit reminds me of Walkure. Oh poor Macross Delta, you had so much potential and then sponsors ruined you.
JOIN OR DIE
Why is Martial Arcs better than Arkos?
>>9629377
It's about the same but it gets your dick harder
>>9629377
Jaune is not for gay!
>>9629377
Why is Pyrrha always depicted as Mercy?
>>9629428
Ren isn't a beta bitch.
>>9629505
Because people want to jack off to both
>>9629377
Pyrrha was kind of a beta bitch. Ren isn't.
He also doesn't have the depth of issues Pyrrha does.
>>9629610
>doesn't have depth of issues
Literally has to live as an emo because his Semblance forces his emotions to remain nonexistent. Doesn't have any friends aside from Nora not because he's a celebrity but because's he has a dark past and is broken on the inside.
Pyrrha only had problem making friends.
>>9629377
Would you fuck off already?
New Kimmy77. Y'know, despite how the fandom loves to show Yang as a huge slut in fanfiction and fanart, she has the least amount of decent sex pics in the entire cast.
She's either naked or giving a BJ but never doing any fucking. Even Pyrrha has more fun than Yang. Ironic.
>>9629912
When did Kimmy change his art style? I liked this style better
>>9629377
Because the problem is Pyrrha
>>9629955
That pic is like two years old, I think. Of course he would've changed by now.
>>9629955
His new style has too much shiny-ness to it
>>9629912
That's a nice half deleted image.
what if yang attacked you with her yangarangs
>>9629458
What about Pyrrha?
Ok, funny story.
So I was finishing up the heist GT and my Flashcard died on me. so I have to rewrite it all from memory. As an apology for the delay please accept this preview.
>>9630374
>”Well boys, I hate to say it but it looks like this is the end of the Fake AH Crew” Said Michael as he downs half a beer.
>Ryan takes a swig of a Diet Cola “Yeah, things just haven't been the same since Geoff and Jack left. I guess the heisting business isn't as strong as it once was.”
>”I guess. Lord knows Jeremy or Gavin haven't been the best help in finding a gig.”
>”Hey, I'm right here you know.” Said Jeremy sitting at the far end of the table.
>”I know. Doesn't make it any less true.”
>”You know, maybe this is a good thing.” Said Ryan “Micheal’s going to be a father, I'm already a father, and Jeremy.....well....he can work on more stupid website names.”
>”Maybe you're right Ryan. Who want's to go on a heist anyways.” Said Michael finishing off his drink.
>Suddenly, the door to the lair burst open making a loud crack as the wood slammed against the concrete wall.
>”ELLO LADS.” Shouted Gavin strutting into the room with his usual limey vigor.
>”Oh Go fuck yourself Gavin. Can't you see we're self loathing here?” Said Michael.
>”Well quit being a downer and git your ass up. We got a job”
>The other achievement hunters suddenly perked up. Their faces once filled with depression now filled with a renewed flicker of hope.
>”We do?” Asked Jeremy
>”Eyup. Request came through about an hour ago. It looks like the real deal.”
>”Gavin, I'm sorry I ever doubted your stupid website idea.” said Ryan
>”So boy, what's the job?”
>”Well lads, and Ryan, there's going to be a little get together in Atlas next week. All the wealthiest people are going to be there, and so are we. Boys, we're going to rob the Schnee mansion”.
>>9630367
Pyrrha is also not for gay! Pyrrha and Jaune are for eachother only!
>>9629912
It looks like the style is from Highschool of the Dead, too much blushing
>>9630410
Pyrrha is for the wind now, what with the whole 'ash' thing
>>9630399
neat
>Jaune meets Pyrrha's mother in Mistral
>They give her a proper burial
>The chorus of the acoustic version of Time To Say Goodbye plays as he runs his hand over her grave
Would you cry?
>>9630789
>Time to say goodbye
>Not Shine
>>9630789
Murderofbirds would probably do. And then he would hyperventilate... Anyone has that poster btw?
>>9630789
I think it'd be nice if they spread her ashe - OH WAIT
>>9630789
No. Why would I? There was never enough to make me feel any sort of attachment to Pyrrha especially with the name.
>>9630789
>Crying
>For RWBY
Nigga I laughed at Pyrrha's death
>>9630789
>Jaune
>Pyrrha
>Would you cry?
No.
>>9630789
Haha no, I'd probably skip it.
>>9630399
>It's not only a real person fic but its also shittly written.
Fuck i wish we got more of pic related. This premise is fucking gold.
>>9631665
Did he really cap his own thing?
>>9631706
I guess since it was gonna be added to the archive anyway he cut out the middle man and decided to do it himself. Too bad he didn't realize he could just go into incognito mode and crop it there so it wouldn't say (you).
>bought Black Desert Online
>looked up a money making guide
>EXCEL SPREAD SHEETS
>EXCEL SPREAD SHEETS
>mfw
cute waifu maker though, I might make a Ruby
>>9632420
Lists and spreadsheets are man's greatest inventions.
>>9632420
>Not liking spreadsheets
Cmon
>>9632707
I was a RS fag for 8 years and all I needed was a piece of paper and a pen for calculations, I didn't think it'd go EVE online on me
>>9632510
>>9632867
>>9632886
>>9632953
Octavian go away
>>9631631
> being this new
>>9633254
So if the guy complaining was around when the first several equally shit ones were posted the quality would suddenly be improved?
>>9633502
Sort of. He would still have poor taste, but it would at least be an informed poor taste.
>>9633581
>Poor taste
Well can you refute anything said?
It's not only a real person fic which isn't all that in character it's also not well written in the least.
>>9633254
Do you just assume that being here for a long enough time makes you not see autism for autism?
>>9633612
I can, actually... Because those are shallow criticisms, on-par with "it's a Jaune fic so it's bad".
I like the cut of your jib, kid. You've got spirit. You just need to open up your taste in Texan anime fanfiction.
>>9632953
Looks like neo vored one too many people
>>9633657
>Because those are shallow accusations.
Pointing out it's badly written is a shallow accusation?
>>9633657
>I can, actually... Because those are shallow criticisms, on-par with "it's a Jaune fic so it's bad".
>I like the cut of your jib, kid. You've got spirit. You just need to open up your taste in Texan anime fanfiction.
I was just suddenly starkly reminded of the kind of autism to be found here and I am now thinking about my life.
>>9633668
And Roman was in a tanning bed set to max the whole time she was doing it.
>>9633715
Not going to lie, I find it fucking baffling that the people who stuck around for trash in general tend to be more self aware about shit.
You compare the way the gay shit has been justified to the old greentext and it's fucking night and day.
>>9629377
Considering where we are, probably because you don't like Pyrrha.
Also because you're a faggot.
>>9634285
Because Pyrrha is shit.
>>9634285
Is there a reason to like Pyrrha if you don't think you're in some way like Jaune?
Even though he's a borderline retard risk taker blond handsome boi and you're a measly anon who didn't take those risks?
How does rwbyg feel about LittleVMillis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdCCuqNZr9o&list=PLCpi3INBn7Kj1-Ba72gStQHGBRU_sM3jq&index=6
>>9634347
She's nice to a fault and really likes to help people.
>>9634518
I don't have time for that shit
>>9635023
Common Ciel even you have time for some metal.
>>9635040
Sometimes based timelord does
>>9635118
Maybe if you didn't so much time napping you would.
>>9635232
Maybe if they ever need to fill out a crowd at Atlas Academy, might even get a line or two
>>9635232
I hope so anon.
>>9635232
If the characters ever need a countdown or a timer, she would be the most logical character to handle it.
>>9635232
When the time is right, bud
>>9635232
Probably not, though perhaps to fill background space.
How do you do, fellow kids?
Lil ledw penny
Schnee shoulders
>>9638272
Lewdness isn't in her programming.
>>9638416
So you're saying being a slut is the very core of her soul?
>>9638583
She is property of the Atlasian military, there is no reason to add slutiness to her code.
>>9638381
Looks awful
>>9638416
Its a patch update.
>>9639017
Is that what Cinder did when got access to Penny's files?
>>9632953
Octavian still lurks?
>>9639455
Atlas did pretty good job protecting Vale from humans.
Post cute Rubes.
>>9639531
My dick. It has become diamonds.
>>9639531
Dare I ask it, sauce?
>>9639566
LMcosplays on facebook. Requires login and mootgeist thinks it's spam.
>>9639568
That bra is great. Looks like something she might actually wear.
>>9639712
Looks like a bakini top
Why does she bully her friend?
>>9639751
>bakini
Bikini
>>9639757
please be patient, she has autism
>>9639757
Jaune makes it easy.
BELLY IS BEST
>>9639981
Ruby?
In MY RWBY thread!?
...Perfect
Has anyone got any of those RubyXAnon greentexts?
I need them because of reasons.
>>9640101
>AnonXanything
Immersion ruined.
>>9640101
I have the old ones from smutty
>>9640058
>attack of the clones
>>9640144
>ones
My bad, I thought I had more, that's the only one
>>9640058
Selfcest is top-tier
>>9640101
>>9640119
it's just a fantasy bro
>>9631665
>>9640254
wasn't there more of this? like they worshiped glynda or something like that, called her glorious glynd or some shit
>>9640254
This is so retardedly over the top & ridiculous. I love it.
>>9640144
>covered Weiss, Blake, and Yang
Anyone have those?
>>9640144
That was so bad it was good.
>>9640466
I have those, yea
>>9640551
This right here is breddy fuckin good.
It's not smut, but it is cute.
>>9640564
Fluff for those who are inclined towards Yang
>>9640576
>It's the LA Noire of wank
lost hard
all greentext is just shitty wish fulfillment crap.
>>9640654
Yes, the sooner people accept that the better, then we can have more greentext without people getting their feelings hurt for getting called out on it
>>9640665
Yeah this. It's wish fulfilment. We have wishes, we want them fulfilled. Thus greentext.
>>9640654
>>9640654
not like I read any of it since I don't accept things that I know I won't happen to me even if I ended up in remnant.
>>9640951
Well at least you have being heroically eaten by unfeeling monsters to look forward to.
>>9641076
What drug is non-dominant Ruby on?
>>9641152
Left, presumably.
>>9641152
looks kind of like she's mashed on mandy senpai
>>9640144
You got the pastebin story where Anon got gang raped by 4 Futa Ruby's and they left him their number after?
>>9641152
Drunk Artist
>>9640576
>>9640620
https://twitter.com/MicaBurton/status/869804954810286081
Gentlemen of RWBYg. I would like to herefore put forward for your consideration the idea that cute things are excellent, and that we should all post and enjoy them together.
What say you?
>>9641353
I dont like renora
>>9641380
Well then post something that you think is cute. I'm not a fuckin' mind reader. What do you want from me?
>>9641392
Not Renora and not Arkos.
>>9641398
Chibi Neo?
>>9641344
>Worshiping real life celebrities
>>9641429
>celebrities
>>9641398
>>9641380
>I dont like renora
>>9641410
Chibi Neo is cute.
>>9641438
>Guess I'll stop worshiping Beyonce
Beyonce is a celeb
>>9641440
...why is her torso see-through?
>>9641465
Is Beyonce even still relevant to anybody?
Or did the rest of the world not convert to 2dWaifuism when I did?
>>9641441
Just find it really boring, among other reasons.
>>9641440
Cute!
>>9641484
Beyonce is pregnant or some shit, so that added another 15 minutes for her.
Because...ya know...NO other woman in history has EVER been pregnant.
>>9641585
Yeah, Helen had a thousand of those.
What if /pol/-kun was teleported to Remnant?
>>9641731
Probably wouldnt last long.
>>9641429
I'd say it's still better than worshipping fictional waifus
>>9641731
Hears about the White Fang, tries to fight them with shitposting. At this point he either lives out a quiet life as a worker/racist shitposter, or gets bad enough to attract WF attention and is promptly shot.
>>9641795
can you guys post some cute pics of jaune? he's the cutest perfect boy
>>9642010
Daily reminder Jaune is for being cute, do not lewd him.
>>9642010
>>9641473
Green screen I presume.
>>9642051
maybe a little lewd.....
>>9642056
gross, he wouldn't wear that i dont even know where you got that disgusting pic
>>9642141
>>9642184
i don't like that at all
do you have any of just jauney... or maybe with his fav girl pyrrha?
>>9642231
Will this do?
>>9642231
You mean his fav girl Weiss
>>9642231
>>9642240
YES that's perfect. so cute and pure.. my little man..
>>9642258
he doesn't even like that bitch he just thinks he does he barely even spends time with her he doesn't know how much of a whore cunt she is, he spends all day with pyrrha and shares a room and he loves her he just doesn't know it yet, So shut up?
>>9642298
UGH
>>9642314
Hey remember when Pyrrha told Jaune to go confess his deepest feelings of love to Weiss and let her see how much he cares for her so she would be his date to the dance?
>>9642339
asshole
>>9642488
>>9642231
I came as quickly as I could! Did someone say Arkos!?
Did someone say gay?
>>9642488
Not to worry, arkos is still here and comf.
>>9642569
CUTE
>>9642603
omg ////////
too lewd! please remove!
>>9642648
>>9642664
>>9642651
I cannot remove the lewd, I must continue the lewd
>>9642673
>>9642298
'member when tumblr threw a shit fit when Jaune was going berserk when Weiss didn't answer his calls and then he destroyed her scroll?
And now I'm off to work
>>9642764
Good times....
>>9642858
I am not going to lie, I think Miles has done well to play such varied roles.
>>9642876
He's a good voice actor.
what if ruby asked you how she could know you were real
>>9641334
Spelled Yang's name wrong ffs.
>>9643407
I would flop around like a fish. Only a real person would do that.
>>9643407
*unzips dick*
>>9643407
Ask her how I can tell if she's real
>>9640654
Honestly I probably wouldn't have shit on it as hard as I did if it was more wish fulfillment.
I like girly ass shit and I feel like calling out how bitch ass the fantasies are. People here really see themselves as the most beta of creatures.
>>9643521
Where?
And i think the Anon fixed a lot of the spelling errors when he pastbin'd it.
Don't remember the pastbin though so...I guess that doesn't really help much.
what do I call this thread
/rwbyg/?
/rtg/?
/rtwbyg/?
>>9644544
RWBY/RT thread, or RWBYg
The other is RWBYgt, created when the greentext exodus happened
>>9645187
fire senpai
>>9645207
>fire senpai
penny
>>9646083
Best girl
My day always gets a little bit brighter with some Penny
>RT still hasn't made an official statement about the god damn soundtrack
I swear, if the fucking soundtrack isn't out alongside the Blu-ray on tuesday, I'm gonna be mad as fuck.
>>9634347
>Jaune actually asking the girl he likes out makes him more daring than half the people who think they're like him.
Have you ever looked at a fictional character and realized you got to step it up?
>>9648010
That's called listening to JRE.
Also does anyone have that greentext where Pyrrha is an Olympic Athlete and Jaune is a low tier podcaster?
I recently lost my batch of greens.
>>9647923
Bun is for bullying
>>9648313
I want to torture her by tying her arms behind her back and keeping her upright by tying her ears to a hook!
>>9648152
>>9649028
Christ this is depressing for Pyrrha.
>>9649380
Goddamn, Mojo and Ruby are the perfect combination of cute and sexy
>>9649443
Pyrrha was sort of a depressing figure. And kind of pathetic.
Actually extremely pathetic. Thank Christ she made only nice female friends.
>>9649523
The Blake one is the best
What if Ruby was your oncologist?
>>9650422
Request someone else.
https://archive.org/stream/LudendorffErichDestructionOfFreemasonryThroughRevelationOfTheirSecretsEnglishVersion1977/Ludendorff,%20Erich%20-%20Destruction%20of%20Freemasonry%20through%20Revelation%20of%20their%20Secrets;%20english%20version;%201977;_djvu.txt
Anon you dropped your bag.
>>9650385
>Blake
>Best anything
>>9650422
i used to think "oncologist" was a pun because it sounded like an "on-call-o-gist" cause doctors are on call quite often until i looked up what oncologist means 2 seconds ago
>>9651113
>Flat
>>9651271
There's a Yang, Pyrrha, and Reese.
>>9651113
>>9651194
anon will never sneak into weiss's bag looking for enlarging dust to increase her breast size only to accidentally inhale shrinking dust and fall into neo's lunch and be vored
why live...
>>9651335
>>9651335
>Armpits
Now we're talking!
>>9651378
And Reese.
>>9651388
Is may next
>>9651446
Who knows? The seven posted are the only ones I know of so far.
>>9651388
REESE
You guys can fight all you want over who did what wrong, or what team is the best, or even about who the best girl is. These questions are pointless.
What I have for you is the most important question of all.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU IN HULKAMANIA 2017? BE SURE TO TUNE IN BROTHER, AS WHITLEY SCHNEE MAKES HIS DEBUT APPEARANCE AGAINST THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP, HULK HOGAN! DO YA HEAR IT, BROTHER?
>>9651587
I get wrestling is all big show but seriously?
>HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP, HULK HOGAN
Are we traveling 20 years into the past now? If so we should see if Jacques is as money-driven as he is now.
>>9651662
Hulk will always be a champ.
>>9651587
man wouldn't jacques be cooler if he was based on vince mcmahon
what if weiss was a nvidia tech demo
>>9651674
Yeah but THE champ? Meh.
>>9651587
>>9651675
He'd be crazier than Tyrian, eviler than Salem, and 100% more racist
Vince is like a real life super villain content to live out his reign watching big sweaty men battle in choreographed displays of physicality and we should all be happy he has no power outside his media empire
I've never watched RWBY. Someone convince me, please. Why should I?
>>9651855
Maybe you shouldn't
>>9651855
Do you like a rainbow spectrum of waifus?
Do you like fight scenes?
Do you like blond dudes who are basically Ussop from One Piece?
.....that's basically all I can think it has going for it....that and a shitty fanbase that's either obsessed with SJW pander-shit that will never happen or porn....like all kinds of different porn
>>9651855
it fucking sucks
alot of people here watch the show and know it's god awful
yet they watch it
so there's clearly something going on here
>>9651950
>Do you like a rainbow spectrum of mediocre waifus?
>Do you like mediocre fight scenes?
>>9651854
Vince had a hard life, Anon.
>>9652029
Yeah, but every time someone walks out of the WWE you hear more stories about how him and his daughter are fucking legitimately batshit
>>9652123
You're not wrong.
>>9652123
i used to spend every night fapping to a poster of her from one of the wwe magazines she was hot as fuck
>>9651855
I always sigh a little when somebody like you comes here asking if they should watch. RWBYg is not really the place to answer that. These guys, despite acidly consuming RWBY media, have a strongly negative outlook.
I doubt you're still here, but I would recommend watching yourself to see. You're in for a action shounen type of show, with widely-liked fight scenes and characters. You may find flaws in the writing or animation, though these do improve over time.
>>9653011
Thanks, man.
BEST SHIP
>>9653607
>Neofags that are also self-inserting jaunefags
There's a limit to how shitty a person you can be.
>>9653623
not really far from reaching rock bottom anyways
Sup niggas
boop
>>9654354
Whitley is a good boy.
>>9654467
I don't believe Miles and Kerry agree with you on that count.
>>9654686
They can suck my ass.
>>9654467
Whitley a cute
i need that 4 post long ruby copypasta
>>9654467
>>9654467
Whitler did nothing wrong
I want Ren to fuck me while Nora watches!
Post lewd boys.
>>9651113
>>9655580
>>9655541
>>>/y/2391583
>>9655594