Welcome to Pets of Furries general (or /PoFg/ #18) Lurk at y

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>>9620066
>>9620074
>>9620084

What the...?
Stop

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>>9620295
Just comfy stuff!

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>>9620066
>>9620074
>>9620084
Fucking barneyfags

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>>9620066
>>9620074
>>9620084
>>9620361
Wrong thread dipshit, take your mlp garbage and get out

Wow shitting up the thread from the get go.

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>>9620610
Don't worry

This can be solved with human cubs.

There you go.

Allergy Anon-author! You here? Just wanted to say, damn nice writing dude. (I don't mind if you stretch out the allergy thing. The narratological profits outweigh the fact that no one notices it. Stretch it out for all it's worth, until you -have- to resolve it.)

Also, getting some off vibes from that Jack guy too...
>tfw a fur thinks he can mistreat you without repercussion, seeing as how he believes you're a stupid animal
>tfw he won't be able to explain believable how a human punched him in the throat and staked his paw to the floorboards with a kitchen knife
>(tfw having a fur as a hateful enemy in a society like that, though... fuck)
HYPE

>>9622009
Glad you're enjoying it.
Everything is written the way it is for a reason. At least, I try to do that.

>>9620295
>>9620523
>>9620538
I think some autists are mad two writers from mlp are here

>>9622009
I got the vibe that he wanted to fuck humans. That is why he likes looking at them running around the park. He might be on some watchlist, which is why he can't have one.

>>9625375
That might be the case.
(I was thinking more along the lines of him being a psychopath or something. Just pretending to care about them, but turning eerie and ice cold as fuck when Kalia's gone. Would be pretty scary bruh, and a DAMN good narrative hook)

>>9625375
Damn WTF is wrong with me? I was thinking he was a disreputable breed at best or does experimtents on humans at worst. I hope he's just a lusty perv.

>>9622095
Will there be any human interactions? It's somewhat cute to read

>>9624565
So long as the writing is on topic with the thread I don't care if they're a ponyfag

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>>9628388
You should know the state MLP is in now the writing isn't going to be on topic. If it was a writerfag before the Scruffining..........Maybe.

>>9630152
But quite a few of the writefags seem to be coltcuddlers and none of those guys have strayed into off topic greens in these threads

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>>9630397
That's the thing all the stories writerfags from mlp know how to write are about ponies and probably nothing else and you just saw some of them pop in here to shitpost the one's here have shown they can write some good stuff.

>>9630732
I dunno, mean dog and allergy anon are pretty good in my opinion

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>>9631578
That's what I'm saying they've shown they can write good green. There is only a hand full of writerfags from MLP who do some decent green the rest including some on this board are self-centred fetish fueled autistic edge lords.

>>9631920
>>9630732
I don't know why anyone would regard your opinions on writing with any sort of legitimacy. You can barely formulate a coherent sentence and any punctuation beyond a period seems completely alien to you.
On top of that it's a far stretch to assume that MLP writefags only know how to write about ponies and your assertions are completely baseless. Name one /mlp/ writefag who is guilty of what you're complaining about.

>>9630732
>>9631920
hey look, you managed to trigger one them

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>be me
>having a steak out
>neighbor started complaining about my human for fugging his female human
>Decided to talk this through as I leave the grill one
>My human comes outside for smelling the grill
>My Human got curious about it
>My human touch one of the patty
>Started screaming
>Ran to him to see what happened
>His fingers were burned badly
>Decided to give him an ice pack from the freezer
>Accidently step on my young sister's human dolls on the floor
>Woke up
>I'm in a hospital
>My human was in the room including my mom and my sis
>My human has bandages wrapped on it's hand
>Human walks towards me
>He got on the bed and sleep on my side

>>9631920
Whether or not the content is good or bad is irrelevant in this argument the original point was so long as the greens were relevant to the thread who cares that the writers are barneyfags

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>>9633761
Comfy!

>C'mon Anon! You are gonna get cold without fur...Let me warm you!

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>that OP image
my Lord that is a beautiful bear

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>>9633006
Your probably one of them......stay mad your ass pain pleases me

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>>9634756
this shitposter sure is easy to spot

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>>9634756
>i enjoy driving off writefags
>i want this thread to die

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>>9634289
I get what you're saying I'm just telling you if there an MLP writer you'll have a very slim chance you'll get a good one if not be prepared for off topic autism like these two.
>>9634891
>>9634960

>>9631920
I dunno, man. I think /mlp/ probably spawned a lot of good writers. I mean it got many people to write, and people were harsh critics there. Also I guess most of them got fed up with the show eventually. Not sure though

>>9634891
Please book yourself in for a lobotomy horsefucker

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>>9635082
Yeah, back before the scruffing and a little after MLP had some good writers with some really good ideas but somewhere driven off by that shit lord janitor scruffy may he for the rest of his days have painful bloody bowls now the fucking spergey fandom has all but taken over like an unwanted sexually transmitted disease. I will admit that there are some writerfags and that's a small number of them now that have some good ideas like for instance Pencil who's doing that anon's pie adventure comic but every time a thread gets posted with his stuff almost nonstop shitposting.

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>>9635289
>sperging out about cartoon horses
>on a furry petplay thread with no green
>on a mongolian basketweaving discussion forum
if i make it anthro is that furry enough for you?

>>9635859
>handholding
i know this is /trash/, but try and keep the lewd to a reasonable level.

>>9624565
>I think some autists are mad two writers from mlp are here
Two writers from the rgre thread, no less. That threads autists freak out and rage at the drop of a hat.

>>9636420
so what you're saying is that I can go over there and start a tismstorm by talking about the writing they do over here?

>>9634435
I really like that picture.

>>9638574
>That's it, baby! Drink mommy's milk!

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>>9635956
>but try and keep the lewd to a reasonable level.

Is this enough?

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>AM I COOL TO JOIN IN /SKN/?!

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Hey /skn/, I'm trying to find some costume for my human for a summer party. What should I make him wear?

>>9646304
>Asking /skn/
Lady, /skn/ is nothing but degnerates wanting to fuck their humans

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>>9646256
>Raping humans
>Having humans just for sexual pleasure.
>That size of pic.

Get out, skinfag

Cute

>>9646304
Give him some tight swimsuit. I'm sure the ladies would adore it

>As anon's human girlfriend sleep besides him in his tiny bed, Anon's family came in their dim lighted room quietly
>"Aww, look at them!" Says Anon's owner "There are so cute together!"
>Anon started caressing human's oddly bloated belly
>"I can't believe I'm having human babies! I bet they will look so CUTE!
>Anon's ownler slowly closed the door leaving the love birds alone

Thought I type something comfy. We never had a human getting pregnate in this general before

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>>9646304
>I'm trying to find some costume for my human for a summer party.
THIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSamR_8rqL4

>>9644508
>moar hand-holding
this is the exact opposite of what i was talking about

>>9649530
So, does female give birth a lot quicker than normal?

>>9653863
There may be some average variance due to evolutionary changes, but on a whole, it probably wouldn't be that different.

>p9
Not so fast. I have a short one-shot for you in just a minute.

>You wake up from your nap to the sound of a door opening, and a woman's voice calling out.
>"Sweetie! I'm home!"
>Oh, god.
>It's HER.
>The front door slams, and then there's the sound of heavy paws pitter-pattering through the house and over to your/her bedroom.
>You used to have a little doggy bed (or, hilariously enough, a "human bed"), but your owner kinda... thought better than that after she accidentally walked in on you masturbating a few weeks ago.
>A chubby ten-foot tall husky leans into the doorway, grabbing either side of the wall with her paws for support.
>And damn it all if she doesn't look absolutely thrilled to see you.
>"Did Nonny miss me?" she coos
>You know the routine by now, so you smile, nod, and make a pleased "mmm!" sound in your throat.
>You would LIKE to say "No, I did not. Burn in hell at your earliest convenience.", but humans don't talk; they're all a bunch of stupid idiots who shit in the grass when their owners take them for walkies.
>The husky smiles and trots into the bedroom, closing the door behind her.
>"I know you did, puppy," she says, twisting the doorknob until the built-in lock clicks into place, "And mommy missed you too."
>The husky turns around to face you and, ever-so casually, grabs the hem of her shirt and lifts it over her head, tossing it absent-mindedly into a corner of the room.
>"Ahh!" she moans, massaging one of her breasts with an enormous paw, "It feels so good to be out of my dumb work clothes!"
>She gets back to work with her skirt, which reveals a similarly-bare crotch; underwear (as far as you can tell from what little you know about the outside world) is relatively uncommon for "fur"s.
>Maybe it's because most of them are covered in protective fur, or maybe society just evolved differently than it did for humans on Earth, but nudity isn't seen as such a huge taboo for furs as it was for humanity.

>>9655682
>This explains why, with the exception of the little robe you get to wear when it's cold, you don't really get to wear clothes.
>The husky looks down at you and licks her lips.
>"I had a hard day at work, little guy."
>She stalks towards you like a predator and crawls onto the bed.
>"The customers are shits, and my coworkers are assholes."
>You can't bite back the whimper that forms in your throat as your owner towers over you.
>"Stacy says I need to find a guy, but who needs a guy when I've got..."
>She reaches into her bedside table and pulls out a half-empty plastic jar of peanut butter, as well as a plastic spoon.
>"...a human who loves peanut butter?"
>You don't.
>God help you, you don't like it at all; not when it's mixed with the flavour of this husky's girlcum.
>But you know what you don't like even more? An enormous wolf-lady with jaws big enough to fit your entire head in her mouth.
>(Not that she would ever hurt you, but you don't know that)
>With a parting lick on the nose, your owner leans back on the bed and opens the jar, smearing peanut butter onto her cunt.
>After she puts the jar aside, she starts to clap her paws onto her thighs.
>"C'mon, boy! Wanna treat?!"
>Steeling yourself, you crawl forward and jam your face into your owner's crotch, trying your best to ignore her moans.
>Another typical evening.

not enough furs tricking (or "tricking", in the human self-insert's case) their humans into eating them out by using peanut butter.

>>9655693
Pretty good/10.

We need more people making little oneshots like this. Just find a little punchline or idea and make a small oneshot about it. Not only will it fill the thread and encourage others, you'll improve bit by bit as you go.

>>9655693
>"Mmmm.... Oh, god, I'm such a sick fuck..."
>You are Anon, and you are fucking your husky owner; doggy-style, ironically.
>She might be chubby, but at least it gives her an amazing ass.
>You pause in your thrusting so that you can get a better grip on your owner's hips, and squeak in surprise when the husky's tail whaps you in the face as she flicks it around excitedly.
>"I can't tell any of my friends about any of this... A-Am I a bad furry?"
>You start thrusting again, making your owner moan; this time somewhat miserably.
>"I'm RAPING my own pet human..."
>At these words, her pussy clutches around your length and a moan of your own sneaks past your lips.
>Your owner lets out a breathy chuckle and wriggles her plump rump against you.
>"Th-then again, you sure do seem to like it. Don't you, Nonny?"
>You're so close to cumming, so you decide to answer her in the form of more sex.
>"Yeah, you do!" she groans, "Good boy, Nonny! Good boy!"
>Soon enough, you feel a familiar pressure in your groin.
>Unable to articulate that you're about to cum (not that you can get furries pregnant... you think), you just press your hips forward as hard as you can.
>You gasp and moan as you unload inside of your owner's velvety cunt, and she answers your orgasm with one of her own.
>"Oh, you're such a good boy, Nonny! That's right, fill me up..."
>You begin to lean forward onto your owner's back, but the husky as other ideas.
>She rolls onto her back and, before you can fall down, wraps you up in her arms and holds you against her chest.
>With the height difference between the two of you, having your face buried in her chest and neck means that your feet are knocking against her knees.
>Your owner nuzzles the top of your head and licks your face affectionately.
>"This is the last time, okay?"

>>9656572
>She holds onto you tightly, seemingly afraid that you'll run away if she lets you go.
>"I can't keep doing this to you, little guy. It's wrong."
>You sigh and just wait until she's done apologizing so that you can go to bed.
>Every time you fuck, she feels guilty afterwards (from her perspective, she's raping an animal that can't consent after all), but nothing ever changes.
>The next time she has a bad day at work or when a date goes bad and she's half drunk, she'll go straight to you "one last time" and she won't stop until you pump her full of cum.
>The husky loosens her grip and starts petting your sweaty hair with one of her huge paws.
>The look she's giving you could almost be taken for fondness.
>"I really mean it, Nonny," she says, sounding surprisingly sincere, "I won't do this to you anymore, okay?"
>Fat chance for that.
>Her face falls and her expression goes straight from "caught with her hand in the cookie jar" to "oh wait shit, I really actually did just fuck my pet".
>She looks away from you guiltily and cups the back of your head, gently guiding you down to her chest so that she can snuggle with you.
>After a long couple of minutes, your owner sighs miserably and stands up, guiding you out of the room by your hand.
>"C'mon, boy. Let's give you a bath, okay?"


>Five minutes later, she's jacking you off under the water.
>"Aww, somebody wants mommy's attention~"
>Fuck's sake.

>>9655682
>>9655693
>>9656572
>>9656597

Next you now it, He'll had enough and start fucking HER.
Pre-emptively, Before she can whip the peanut-butter out.
Just quickly bring her pants down and shove his face in her snatch while she's desperately trying to find something to support herself on before her legs give out, Eventually leading her to a shaking orgasm.

>>9656848
>>"Clara?! What the fuck is your human doing?!"
>"B-Bad boy, Anon!"

>>9656958
Confused, Anon goes and gets the peantut butter.

>>9656983
The joke's on Anon; the husky's friend is also a human-fucker.

>>9656572
>>9656597
YES

God damnit, superb

>Fur has her friends over one Friday night
>Everyone is drunk and fawning over Anon
>All the stimulation, unfortunately, give Anon a boner
>Everyone is quiet until one fur slurs that Anon's owner should take care of it
>Cue drunken laughter
>Also cue Anon's owner (who has officially had one too many) shoving her paw into Anon's crotch

>>9656597
>"Hey, Rudy!"
>>"Hey there, Clara. How's Anon?"
>Your owner - Clara, apparently - gently tugs on your leash and encourages you to walk forward and meet her dalmatian friend, Rudy.
>"Oh, he's just been such a good boy."
>She rustles the hair on your head with an enormous paw.
>"Aren't you, boy?"
>You grunt in response and try to swat at her paw, but she pulls it away in time to avoid you.
>Rudy just laughs at her friend's predicament.
>"S-Sorry, Rudy, Anon's a bit of a grump this morning."
>She leans in close to her friend and whispers incredibly loudly to her.
>"I think I might have to take him to the vee-eee-tee pretty soon."
>WHAT
>NO WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
>You must have looked alarmed, because Rusy laughs again and points at you.
>>"Smart guy you've got there, Clara. I think he knows what you're planning."
>NO WAIT PLEASE YOU'LL BE A GOOD BOY
>YOU'LL GO DOWN ON CLARA EVERY NIGHT
>PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUR TESTICLES
>The big husky winces at you and looks kind of upset.
>"I can't think of anything else to do for him, Rudy. He's always just so aggressive all the time."
>Rude strokes her spotted chin, deep in thought.
>>"Maybe he's just lonely. You know-"
>She elbows your owner.
>>"-He's probably just a bit pent up, right? I mean, it's not like he's getting any kind of relief, right?"
>Rudy laughs loudly while your owner chuckles nervously.
>"Y-Yeah, none at all."
>Fuck you, Clara.
>Rude claps Clara on the shoulder comfortingly.
>>"Tell you what, Clara. I owe you for human-sitting my little Elizabeth all those times last year, so how about I let her and Anon get... introduced?"
>You look back and forth between your owner and her equally-tall friend; you don't like the sound of that.
>Clara stops fidgeting and looks down at you contemplatively.
>"Do you think that might calm him down?"

>>9658442
>Rudy shrugs.
>>"Maybe. I've got Elizabeth waiting for me right outside, so I can call her in."
>She brings her fingers to her muzzle, but stops herself.
>>"Is that alright? You don't mind if I bring my human in your house?"
>Your husky owner shrugs.
>"Go right ahead."
>Rudy shoves her paw into her mouth and (somehow) produces a shrill whistling noise that hurts your ears and leaves them ringing.
>You barely hear the pitter-patter of bare feet on hardwood floors.
>>"There she is! C'mere, Lizzie!"
>You've got about two seconds of warning before something rugby-tackles you and sends you sliding back 10 feet.
>>"Oh! Lizzie, no! Bad girl, Lizzie!"
>Sitting on top of you is a completely nude human woman.
>Flat belly; trim arms and legs; a thick head of blonde hair; bright blue eyes; and the biggest, dumbest smile on her face.
>>>"Lehm' smah!"
>She (Lizzie, you guess) leans down and rubs her face against yours.
>>>"Pleese!"
>You struggle to get up, but Lizzie has the advantage of being on top of you and having knocked the wind right out of you.
>>"Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry, Clara!" says your owner's friend, sounding humiliated, "Lizzie is usually so much better behaved than this!"
>>>"Ah gah-hew bloo!"
>Lizzie starts rubbing her crotch against yours and moans animalistically.
>You look over at the two big puppers and nearly laugh; your owner ACTUALLY looks jealous!
>You want to shove this human off of you, but you stop yourself; this idiot might just be your ticket out of getting your balls chopped off.
>Against your better judgement, you wrap your arms around Lizzie's back and hug her, much to her delight.
>The human woman squeals and starts licking your cheek.
>You hear Rudy squeal in delight.
>>"Aww! They like each other!"

>>9658457
>Clara huffs and you watch her cross her arms out of the corner of your eye.
>Meanwhile, Lizzie is going to town on you; licking you and forcing sloppy kisses all over your face.
>All while making what you have learned constitutes "delighted human noises".
>Putting your doubts aside (and bearing in mind that your boys are on the line), you grab Lizzie by the butt and try to pretend that she isn't retarded or something.
>As Lizzie starts to focus her kissing and licking on your mouth, you force yourself to lie back and think of England.
>Rudy gives out a low whistle this time, and you almost wonder if you've gone too far.
>>"Wow. They REALLY like each other."
>Your husky owner just sighs and nods.
>"Well," she says, sounding a bit exasperated, "I guess this means I get to invite you over for coffee in the morning, huh?"
>Rudy elbows your owner and nods.
>>"You bet. Maybe a litter of humans will chill Anon out."
>You freeze mid butt-grope, suddenly ignoring the way Lizzie has her tongue shoved into your mouth.
>You fucking what?
>Clara "hmmm"s in agreement.
>"Yeah, maybe."
>Lizzie starts to make grunting noises and tug at your waistband, but you don't have the presence of mind to stop her.
>It's either sire a retarded child, or get your balls cut off.
>...
>M-Maybe your owner will at least stop fucking you now.
>Hello darkness, your old friend...

>>9658488
>>M-Maybe your owner will at least stop fucking you now.

No anon, No she wont.
She's getting jealous.
Now she'll want to claim you for herself.
It'll only get worse from here on out.

The only way to save yourself is to claim her first.

Fuck her, Fuck her until she can't even speak.

That'll make her guess twice about the ol' chop-chop.

>>9658488
Ah, the ogres choice, Die fast or Die slow.

>>9658717
>Clara tries to fuck Anon again
>Lizzie jumps in front of him and growls at the husky
>Anon remembers better days

>>9658717
>"A-Anon," groans your husky owner, "Nonny, b-bad boy..."
>You pound into her harder, feeling somewhat cheated that the lubricating properties of the copious amounts of cum inside of her are making it difficult to actually feel anything.
>It's been 4 hours, and Clara is exhausted.
>She had wanted a quickie before work, but you wouldn't let her get away with that; not while your balls on on the line!
>You nearly laughed out loud as she stuttered and moaned her way through her bullshit "I'm sick" phone call to get the day off from work.
>"Staaaahp, Anon~" she moans, weakly pawing at you, "I don' wanna cum aga-hai-hai-haiiin!"
>Her pussy clutches weakly around your shaft as shivers in climax.

>>9658457
>>>"Lehm' smah!"
>She (Lizzie, you guess) leans down and rubs her face against yours.
>>>"Pleese!"

Fucking kek she can't smash, she didn't bring any blue.

>>9646304
Cock sock. It'll make him feel confident.

>>9636493
Mention femdom and watch the fireworks.

>Somebody posts content at the beginning of the thread because they know it will upset people
>People get upset and give the shitposter exactly what he wants
Guys. GUYS. He posted that mlp shit because he knew people wouldn't like it, not because he was an mlp autist who thought it fit the thread. He wanted that angry response, and you gave it to him. He did it on purpose. Also why did any of you think that telling the shitposter "fuck off and stay fuck off" will make him do that? He's someone who thrives on attention, and all you're doing is telling him that you're willing to give him as much attention as he wants. For gods sake after all these years of 4chan, why does insultingly obvious bait still even work?

>>9659075
>>>"Ah gah-hew bloo!"

>>9660248
That's "bloo", which is obviously referring to Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

It was a witty double entendre; she brought him a pussy ghost because she hasn't gotten any in fuckall ever, and her snatch is haunted from lack of use.

*tips tinfoil hat*

>>9656848
>"Okay, Nonny, you stay there on the bed while mommy sets up this camera tripod, okay? Stay. STAY."

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>there's green outside of /mlp/

>>9662211
>Go back to your own thread

>>9662211
There's green on the entire site. How couldn't you know this?

>>9662327
The answer is newfags it's always newfags. /mlp/ is an infant board when you remember that the entire site was made back in 2003.

>>9662327
I'm talking about writefags and such. I only really visit /k/ and /mlp/.
>>9662294
but this place looks comfy

>>9662353
Green is /mlp/ slang for stories in greentext generals
>when you gonna update that green?

>>9662382
there are greentext stories 3 times older than that shitty board you ultra newfag

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>>9662369
>but this place looks comfy
That's what was said about MLP now look at it a cesspool of raw autism and shitposting.

>>9662402
>>9662436
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>9662463
Don't you REEEE!!! me You've made your bed, now lie in it

Boys, boys, please. You're BOTH autistic.

>>9661299
Did she do that? DID SHE HURT HER HUMAN

>>9661510
>Ghost pussyjob! Whooooo!

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>>9662911
WE NEED A COUPLE OF HPS OFFICERS AT THAT LOCATION STAT!!

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>>9663290
MMMM~ yeah we'll teach that naughty little human how to treat his momma

>>9663321
>big hard ass police officer
>comes home and baby talks her human and basically becomes a giggling school girl

>>9663362
My heart just had an orgasm.

>>9664967
"My Anon is just so well-behaved. Did you know that he stands by the door and gives me a great big hug when I come home from work?"
>"Aww, that's just the sweetest."
"I make sure to give him a great big blowjob since he's such a sweetie."
>"That's ni-what did you just fucking say?"

>>9665393
>Godzilla/Cloverfield only they defeat the monster at every turn by stealing her underwear and making her so embarrassed that she runs away to get a change of clothes

>>9664967
Dammit, why can't /I/ have a 12-foot-tall titty monster to pamper me and love me unconditionally? My loneliness and low self esteem wants desperately for this to be real.

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can some tell me why do people like this because
i really want to kown

>>9663290
>Anon is an attack-human that the fur-police sics on escaping criminals
>When not on duty, he and his owner watch movies on the couch
>Anon is allowed to jam his nose into her crotch whenever he wants because he's "just an animal"

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I don't really like to stir old shit but I was just too amused by the anon who believes pony writers can't write nonpony. Of the three regularly active writers, 2 of them are pony. This thread is 66% pony writers. Think about that for a second.

It's not hard to just take writing principles and, say, use a furry instead. You can argue about the quality of pony writers if you want but it's pretty easy to say paw instead of hoof.

>>9663290
>>9663321
I honestly love this idea. If people can give a little bit more, I can try to write something for it.

>>9667058
Former pony writer here. I wrote for /mlp/ because it was the most accessible place, and now I write elsewhere.

>>9667339
Well I hope you manage a way to write a human pet with furry owner

>>9664967
>mfw she can slurp your whole head if she wants to
>ywn fall asleep between those thighs
I c-can't deal

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Stop fugging humens

>>9667058
Yes you should write that police human thing!

>>9668277
This is /skn/ where else did you expect?

>Goes to male human general

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beeeempz

>>9667058
The cop fur is a police chief/senior officer who everyone's both scared of and respects. Some big event is happening in the city, meaning the entire force is going to be working pretty much all day as security for a ViP or something, so the Fur gets permission to bring her human to stay at the station all day. Both the pet and the other officers get to see a new side of the cop Fur.

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>>9623505
>tfw no strong anthro wolfgal to keep you warm at night
end thine suffering

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>>9670163
4.52 kiloThis/second

Anything where Anon and his fur owner learn the hard way that humans (or at least Anon, since he's different) can impregnate furries?

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Would girls like this be furry, or is this thread only about anthro on human?

>>9656597
I'm a time traveller, sent here from the future to tell you that the fate of humanity depends on you writing more like this.

>>9671032
oh my god

>"Mommy?"
>Your furry owner (a lynx named Samantha) looks away from her piles of half-finished bills on the table and smiles down at her daughter.
>>"What is it, sweetie?"
>Her daughter (Mary) fidgets in place and grinds the tip of her claw into the hardwood floor.
>"You said we could play after dinner."
>Samantha blinks in confusion for a moment, not quite recalling what her daughter was talking about.
>Realization blooms on her face, and the older lynx sighs.
>>"I'm so sorry, Mary. I know I said I'd play with you, but mommy's busy with grownup things right now, okay?"
>Mary's shoulders slump exaggeratedly (almost cartoonishly) and she groans, miserable.
>"But you ALWAYS say that!"
>Samantha gets off her chair and crouches in front of her daughter, pulling her into a hug.
>>"I know, love, I know. But mommy has to do these things and she can't put them off."
>May sniffles and rubs her stinging eyes, hoping that her mother won't notice her frustrated tears.
>Samantha pokes her daughter on the tip of her muzzle, making Mary giggle.
>>"Oh, but if I didn't do my grownup stuff," says Samantha, taking on a playful tone, "then I wouldn't be able to buy toys for you!"
>That isn't the reason, of course, but a child like Mary doesn't need to hear about how if Samantha didn't do her "grownup stuff", then they wouldn't be able to afford the house or food.
>>"Tell you what, sweetie," coos Samantha, picking up her daughter and carrying her over to her bedroom, "You go play with Anon for a few hours, okay? I think he's taking a nap on my bed, and I'm sure you two will be able to have fun until mommy's ready to play, okay?"
>Mary giggles and nods her head into the crook of her mother's neck.
>>"That's a good girl."
---
>You are Anon, and you are in hell.
>Your owner's kid-brat has been playing with you for nearly an hour now, and you don't know how much more you can take.

>>9671526
>If you ever find the fur responsible for coming up with the idea of dressing up your pet, you'll drag him out into the street and shoot him.
>You're in two sweaters, a hat, and you've got socks on your hands.
>And they're UGLY sweaters, too.
>You can't fight back against Mary either; no, that's a quick way to get your balls chopped off for being "too aggressive" around children.
>Fucking pet-status.
>"You're so pretty, mister Anon!"
>You'll get back at her, though; you always do.
>Maybe you'll pee on Mary's bed and make her mother think it was her.
>Your owner is lucky she has nice tits and goes around topless when her daughter is at school.
>...
>REAL nice tits; with big, suckable nipples.
>"Yo-woah! Why-come your thingy's getting bigger, mister Anon?"
>You feel a paw slowly come to rest on your expanding dong, poking it curiously.
>"We learned about this in school today, mister Anon. I think... I think the teacher said you're s'posed to do something like this, right?"
>Mary sticks her tongue out in concentration as a blush makes itself known through her fur.
>Poking turns to stroking as your owner's daughter starts to give your a clumsy hand(paw?)job.
>...maybe you won't have to pee on her bed after all...

>>9671537
>Owner catches daughter fooling around with their pet human
>Daughter gets yelled at and Anon gets cuddles
A good day to be a pet.

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>>9671564
Holy shit, that's true

>>9671564
>>"Mary!"
>The young lynx jumps in surprise, nearly ripping your dick off.
>"M-Mommy?!"
>Samantha marches into the room, death in her eyes.
>>"What do you think you're DOING to poor Anon?!"
>Mary shivers and, seemingly as a nervous tic, starts gently jacking you off.
>"I... I-I was j-just..."
>Finally.
>JUSTICE
>>"That's not how you pleasure a human, Mary! Move over and let me show you."
>You're dead, aren't you? You never actually went to a furry world; you died, and this is hell.

>>9671961
To the hell of horrible handjobs.

>>9672533
>"You just punch it, right?"
>>"Right."

>>9672533
This would actually be worse than you'd think.

Even being maniacally power-pumped by a brute is better than a meek sloppy and insecure handjob.

>>9672590
>Your loving, burly Russian fur owner will never try her hardest to give you a handjob

>>9673572
I want to read about Anon's well-meaning enormous Russian furry owner being entirely unprepared to take care of a human.

>Gets Anon to drink vodka with her
>Feeds him bear meat that she killed herself
>Is convinced that fucking Anon is absolutely necessary for good human health and nobody can ever convince her otherwise
>Exclusively dates female furs for no other reason than I want to read about how she tries convincing her partner that sex with Anon is necessary in order to have sex with herself

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>>9671564

>>9670956
Anthro on human

>>9635424
Rager is pretty good, although is grammar is to be desired

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>>9671564
>>9679762

>>9671961
>be a pet for some trailer trash furs
>get a horrible handjob from the daughter
>her older brother catches her
>takesher away to correct her
>"Now Ah'm only gonna show you this one tahm, sis, jis' so ya don't go an'hurt anon here next tahm."
>You must endure this so she'll give you excellent handjobs in the future, and possible sex

>>9667339
I've been reading amateur writing since... well, since I could remember the /whatever/ that referred to https://www.touhou-project.com/. A fucking decade. I've lived through more than half a dozen fandoms hitting waxes, peaks, and wanes, where writers would come and go.

Even a writer I remember to come, and because one of his first works was so popular, he made a new tripcode and would not tell anyone which one it was in fear people would like his old writing so much they wouldn't properly criticize his new.

The point is, there are tons of people who write things you don't like, and then get better at writing things you do, and they have nothing to do with each other. And vice versa.

>>9679762
>B-but mom...!

Add the wolf teenager molesting her pet human to the OP:
https://pastebin.com/uv08ggZu

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>>9686008

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>Having a humen
>Waking up...
>...Every...
>...Single...
>...Fucking...
>...Day...
>WITH THIS

...But it tastes good.

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>>9687484
w-wew
I like how these threads lets us blatantly sexualize zoophilia as a concept without overtly indulging in it

>>9690089
>"Wh-what feel wet...?"
>"Oh, for fuck's sake!"
>"Anon! Bad boy! We do NOT mount out owners in their sleep!"

>>9671961
Wait. Is Mary an adult stupid bimbo?

>>9691827
Mary is a curious teen. Samantha is her mom who has... questionable sexual morals when it comes to human rights.

>>9694046
>"My human's not feeling well. Can you help him?"
or
>"He followed me home! Can we keep him?!"

>>9695770
>Come on, sweety! Let mommy help you learn how to swim!

>>9695770
>"No! No! BAD human! We do NOT go into the pool in our nice human clothes!"

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Hey feral space ayy sneks anon here.
I didn't forget btw and I'm writting the story now.
Just a little update

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>>9696182
AWSOME! I thought you abonded!

>>9696182
So what will the setting be?

I want to gaslight my owner and make them wonder why they don't remember writing things down or putting things away intelligently.

>>9696235
non anthro Princess snake in space gets a human pet. Then some action happens

>>9696200
Source.

>>9696182
How can ferals get into space, especially snakes? They need all the help they could get to reach our level of advanced technology?

>>9697155
I don't know and I'm not going to explain it. just gloss over it buddy

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Hey guys, i have a question... what would be like to be a mexican in a world ruled by furrys?...
J-Just asking for a friend of course...

>>9697430
Depends on the mexican. And also on what's different about the world.

>>9697430
They make pretty good physical labor.

>>9697596
Well, just a comon mexican guy, with a lot pride and short tempered...
>>9697762
Uhhh deam why everyone that says that?!

>>9697120
Doungeon inc.

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In Soviet Russia cow girl milk you.

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>>9698608
Then afterwards the pet needs to be cleaned.

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>>9698633
Thoroughly.

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>>9698646
Also don't forget to feed the pet with love.

>>9698027
So an illegal drug trafficker/gang member mexican going to the world of furries.

>>9698027
>Uhhh deam why everyone that says that?!
Yeah, it's not really true. Mexicans are way too lazy to make any decent physical labor.

>>9698608
>>9698633
>>9698646
>>9698662
>humans are used much like cows in terms of "milk"
>actual human milk isnt very nutricious and can be poisionous to other species, and its hard to get
>sperm however...
just fuck my spelling up.

>>9691831
What even

>>9696200
>"I can't believe those desperate virgin furry ladies would willing to be degenerates to their human... and it's makinf me money"
Evil human corparate buisness fur gal win?

>>9691831
Bad day to be a pet

>>9703177
Kek

Has someone thought of this idea, yet?

A human from this world ends up in the furry pet human universe and pretends to be a pet. He lives with a furry couple whom he hates for some reason (ex. abusive towards him or something). They have been known to drink and get into heated arguments with each other. Sometimes the neighbors call the cops on them.

So one day they get in an especially bad argument and they're getting in each other's faces. Then the fight turns physical. He pushes her and she slaps him. Then they're on the floor grappling with each other when the human grabs a gun and shoots the wife in the head while the husband looks on in shock. He sees the human walk towards him and he cowers in the corner thinking he's going to be killed but the human slips the gun into the husband's hand and goes his room as the sirens signaling the police have arrived. The husband can't believe what he just saw. And neither do the police when he tells them. A human shooting someone to death? It's ludicrous. They believe he killed his wife and desperately trying to blame his pet.

I think it would make an interesting story.

>>9705266
>tfw literally wrote that exact same premise as a story idea down
>wrote story notes about that human getting adopted by an unspecified anthro family after being taken into death row pound as a seeing eye human for their youngest daughter whose going blind because they can't afford the surgery

>>9698662
S-source? Reverse google image search is giving me nothing.

>>9705266
>serial killer comes to furry world
>nobody suspects cute little anon to be the one responsible for all the disappearances in the area

>>9706857
>>9705266
Anon's owner's Neighbor is extremely abusive to his human, and Anon's the only one to see, since who cares if a stupid human sees. Anon tries to help the human (probably female, lets be real here) whenever he can, but he comes down to the real point. The neighbor has to go, and he has to steal her away, maybe hiding her in his human house in his back yard. Maybe he calls the cops when the other owner is being abusive and then tries to interfere to delay him.
Maybe he goes straight for removing him himself. Maybe he gives up the act and explains shit to his owner.

>>9707279
Why's it gotta be female?
A guy could be like a sibling to Anon.

And i just got the mental image of a well-muscled giant of a human, Beard and everything, Being treated and acting like a little brother to a scrawny-ass average-guy anon.
Looks really intimidating but is a complete wuss. Meanwhile, Anon is a tiny can of righteous fury and anger; He's the one with all the teeth.
Like a Great Dane and a Chihuahua.

Hilarious.

>>9705266
Question: Why doesn't the male fur shoot the human or hit him or do literally anything in between the human showing that he's capable of murder and the police showing up? The entire idea gives me those bad fanfiction vibes where characters inexplicably decide not to do something even though it would solve their problems and would be appropriate for their situation, just because the author doesn't want them to do it yet.

>"I could do anything other than stare at my human in catatonic shock for 30 seconds to 2 minutes, but I won't because then the story wouldn't go the way the author wants it to"
>"I could miss or have no formal training or have any difficulty whatsoever shooting this tiny moving target in the head (or any number of things that could go wrong), but then the story wouldn't happen so I'll do it perfectly instead"
>"I could tell Dumbledore or any other teacher/adult that Voldemort is planning an attack on Hogwarts in 15 minutes, but that would solve all the story's problems right away and Harry Potter won't be able to look like a hero so I won't say anything"

>>9705266
Oh! I forgot that abusive alligator story!

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>>9703177
>Wew

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>>9703177

>>9707653
What if Anon was raised with a violent owner, but somehow survives due to listening his demands, when he figure out how to use a gun he got an idea to shoot him while he sleeps. The motivation? Stopping any furs that are abusing their humans. Unfourtanly, the furs made a horrific impressions on him making him very violent towards furs.

>>9699454
Wait, is that bit about human milk actually true?

>>9706585
Here is the source though because it's on pixiv is probably the reason why in can't be reversed searched on google.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63186951

>>9697430
>MexicAnon in Mexicow
>Full of stray humans everywhere
>Except around taco stands
>Anon has to make sure to stay as far away as possible

>You wake up in the morning to find this video has been placed in your startup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGFev2BmnhE
>When the video finishes your human is staring at you.
>wyd?

>>9707653
>>9706533 here,
My take on the scene was that the human finally snapped after months of abuse, malnourishment and hearing the couple argue, he take the male furs loaded gun in an attempt to shoot him, but because of no real experience with guns misses and hits the female fur instead. Male fur recovers and tries to shoot the human, but the human runs out of the apartment screaming and luckily runs into a police patrol car.

How the police patrol car got there, I'm still working on. Probably a concerned/ annoyed neighbour who has heard the couple argue loudly for a while.

>>9712911
Teenaged party in the area getting too loud, noise complaints.

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L-lets back to comfy, o-okey?

Humans are for hugs and c-cuddles.

Not serial killers p-please...

>>9711097
its hard to get if the women isnt pregnant like actual cows due to lactation only happening during and just after the women is pregnant, i imagine it wouldnt be very nutrisious for something like a grown cow/horse and the poision bit depends on what the girl eats.

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>>9715452
>Humans are for hugs and c-cuddles.
and maybe more......

>>9719273
>turns into TF slightly
hate when I find human guyXanthro female stuff and that happens

>>9719296
What do you mean by TF......torture fuck?

>>9719479
transformation
the human guy doesn't stay human throughout the whole thing

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>>9719502
Oh...yeah I know I just wanted to post that part cause I think it's hot

>>9715452
I second this request and feels.

>>9715452
>thinking humans are innocent

>>9715452
>>9721523
Have you ever heard of the Nuremberg Trials?

>>9719273
Can I get sause on that...so I can show my human of course

>>9722802
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1019592.html
Created by our God-Emperor Trump
>This still weirds me out how a hentai artist have the same name as a celebrity turned president.

>>9721523
yes

>>9719502
>Anon finds a picture of arts
>It's filled with furs turning into humans
>Fur owner comes in with his human suit

>>9726154
Furs trying to use human suits to get humans to bang them.

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>beeemp

ugh...

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>>9619750
>This is how skingfags really looks like in real life

>>9729163
>Daughter spends lots of time alone playing with the pet human in her room
>"Anon just adores her."
>Mom walks in carrying laundry
>Doesn't blink as she stares into her daughter's eyes as she sits there, sucking Anon off
>Anon makes a cheerful human noise and waves
>Hello darkness my old friend

>>9731875
See? This is how you properly reward your human for good behavior: a chance to empty his balls and to smother his face in one's six tits.

I kinda like the idea of fur-world humans not quite being like human-world humans. Like, much in the way that furs get human attributes (intelligence, upright posture, etc), fur-world humans get more animalistic attributes in exchange (going into heat, etc)

>Anon co-exists with his (female) human co-pet (let's say, Mindy) until around the first day of spring
>Anon wakes up that morning to the sensation of Mindy rubbing her face against his morning wood
>His owner "Aww!"s and takes pictures, and just generally thinks it's cute when Mindy keeps trying to present to Anon

>>9726361
>Anon finds SkinAffinity
>it's wall-to-wall (2D) human pr0n of varying fetishes and skill
>at least half the gallery is sparkleskin OCs with red hair and green eyes
>some faggot keeps commissioning macro porn of the same two characters over and over again

No Anons fucking with their owners by talking to them when they're drunk/high?

>"Holy shit, dude, I think my human just spoke to me."
>>"Drink a glass of water and go to bed. You've clearly had enough."

>>9732627
>SkinAffinity
Disgusting

>>9733508
I kinda would like to see something like this happen and a deeper relationship then develops. I'll admit I've only read "Mean Dog" and "Allergic Anon" so I'm not sure what else is out there.

>>9732627
>another fur account asking for some skin hair fetish art

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>>9732627
>some faggot keeps commissioning macro porn of the same two characters over and over again

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>Be feral Anon, living in a small tribe in the forest
>Suffer from a rare genetic trait
>Gene Sapiens
>Increased frontal lobe mass and density
>You're smarter than your family
>But you have a sense that more lies beyond
>Speech, words, greater concepts of the mind, things you can only dream of
>You leave your family on a quest to learn
>As you travel through the forbidden lands of humankind, you see great structures on the horizon
>Angular and jutting up into the sky
>You stare amazed at it
>It calls out to you
>But between you and the strange thing in the distance is more and more trees
>You cross a long strip of black stone with yellow markings
>At first you thought it was a giant snake but a shiny monster ran along the strip at incredible speeds
>You ran towards the tall pillars
>At night, you could see them twinkling like the stars
>During the day, they stood like trees or mountains, so far yet so close
>You kept on walking, cautious of the strips of stone
>But eventually you kept coming across more and more of the stone strips
>It became tedious to cross them so often
>And there were strange creatures wandering
>You kept hidden for fear of your life
>The closer you got to the structures, the more of the creatures you saw
>At night, it was cold and you had no protection against the stone surfaces everywhere
>You hid between two green boxes made of something unnaturally hard
>Eventually you slept but awoke to the loud sound of something clanging in the box to your right
>Something leans into view
>It was one of those creatures you'd seen
>And this one saw you
>"Hey buddy." it said

>>9730304
And anon gets snuggles while daughter gets scold.

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>>9736856
interesting...
continue pls

>>9731875
>>9731914

>Why even live

>>9736856
YES

>>9738108
>Anon gets conditioned to associate intimate behaviour with basic comfort
>Mom-fur snuggles Anon while daughter gets scolded, and Anon reaches down and squeezes mom-fur's bum

>p9

>>9743447
>a cheese wedge

>>9743447
Anon has to be careful he doesn't get poked by her chin.

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>Hey guys, I want to be a pet t--

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>>9744174

Nobody's gonna pick up that Raccoon greentext? That was really good but the writefag is dead and buried.

>>9750009
I'm in the middle of fucking moving states, setting up collage fall semester, and my urge to write is rather random

>>9750061
>Not putting greentext above all else despite it being impractical and/or unreasonable
You disgust me.

>>9750061
DEAD AND BURIED

>>9750061
Hope it all goes well and you can start writing as soon as you can.

>>9750840
Like my erection.

>>9750061
YAY

>>9746910
UNF

>>9758045
Is that fucking Sea Salt?

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So if there's a board for furs with human pets called /skn/ what kinds of thread would it be about?

>>9758732
>Aww, I'm sorry baby. I know you don't want to go to the nurse but you need it to feel better, ok?

>>9758922
"How to best take care of your pet" could be one. "How to have your human have sex with you" could be another"

>>9758732
>Bring your human to the vet
>He makes distressed human noises and pees on your lap

>>9758922
My human just did X
How do I stop my human from doing X?
R8 my human.
Human titty thread.
Human dick thread.
I want to be a human.

>>9760638
>Guys my human keeps peeing on my furniture what do I do
>Should I spay/neuter my human
>My friend says I shouldn't give human-nip to my pet is this true
>Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

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>>9758922
>How can Furbois ever compete?!

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>>9758732
>Stop touching me you dirty bu--
>??!!
>woops, uh, I mean... woof woof!

>>9619750
>Tfw i'm freezing to death inside the house with the ac on
>Tfw I cut my owner's fur as a blanket

>>9763810
>God fucking dammit, don't these furred freaks understand that WINTER IS COLDER for those without big-foot levels of body hair?!
>You used to hate pets with tiny pet-sweaters, but now you wish you owner didn't insist you walked around in the nude.
>Fucking pricks.

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>>9729163
>"...uh..Hi mom"
>"..." "This is why we don't have pets..."

>>9758922
It would be like /h/ or /d/ but the community is even more hated by normals.

>>9763368
Kek

>>9769416
Not ever mom can be a cougar, but they can sure try.

>>9769642
>"M-Mom?"
"I swear to god, Jenny, quit calling me that."

>>9763404
this definitely has that uncanny-valley, strangely-lit, goofy proportions style of crookedtrees, but the sig suggests otherwise.

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>Be me
>in a neighborhood
>Saw a cute human boy in his tiny human house
>Decides to bring out human snacks
>He slowly get's near the fences
>Grabs him and take him under our out door basement
>Put's him in a ground
>My vagina hungers for human dick
>Decided to shove a dildo in his hole to make him aroused
>Ends up almost dead silent with a blank stare
>Takes out the dildo he screams horrifically
>Covers his mouth
>Begun my hot fur on male human action
>10 weeks later
>My next door neighbor hired me
>It's the same human I fugged
>Human hides in his room
>"I'm sorry he's been acting scared lately"
>Neighbor leaves the room
>Just me and that human

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>>9771438
>together again......

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>>9771438
>>9772417

...
W-why?

>>9771438
>Shoves a dildo in his hole
>Takes the dildo out
>Screams Horrifically.
Your first problem is you take things too fast. Should've slowly stroke his dick. Second is that you expect him to like the idea of being penetrated. What makes you think thats ok. Third, because of all that, he felt betrayed and can never trust you.

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>>9773703
But that means he knows I mean serious buisness

>>9771438
STOP

>>9771438
>>9773703
no pls

>>9736856
>You shrink back in fear
>It had a canine snout and it bore an smile revealing over a dozen sharp, ivory teeth
>This was the end
>You regret ever going on this journey or having any sense of curiosity
>That creature was going to tear you apart in its jaws and swallow your remains
>You whimper cower into the fetal position, only hoping that by making yourself smaller, this predator would perceive you an unworthy dinner
>"Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you!"
>Did it just talk again?
>That "Hey buddy." from earlier you just dismissed as a delusion
>But did this beast really speak?
>And why hasn't it scarfed you down yet?
>Though your rational part of your brain is screaming at you not to look, you peek at its muzzle
>With its closed its lips in uncertainty, you can see it had this innocent azure eyes
>Its face looked vaguely feminine, even with the light-gray fur that covered her skin
>She(?) also had what looked like human, blonde hair on top of her head, that cascaded down her shoulders
>Her lupine ears, two triangles of fuzzy fur shot out from the mass of blonde hair at the top of her head
>You watch her lips move when she speaks again
>"Shhhhh........Everything will be okay....."
>It talks
>And judging from the tone of her voice, this beast was undoubtedly female
>Despite your enlarged frontal lobe, instinct tells you to crawl forward slightly
>You slowly shove yourself closer
>Suddenly, 2 long and powerful furry limbs, each ending in a clawed hand reach out and grab you

>>9777271
Yay, more stories.

>>9777271
>Only to pull you into a hug?
>You were surrounded by two massive and incredibly soft pillows
>Her arms kept in place for several seconds
>You didn't know where she embraced you, but when you put an ear to one of her mounds, you could hear a heartbeat
>It sounded really soothing, too
>Then you were pulled out from your entrapment, still in her arms
>They cradled you as if you were a newborn
>Looking up, you saw the female creature's smiling face
>As well as the impossibly gargantuan bust she sported
>You quickly realize that those two soft pillows were her breasts
>Whatever areolae and nipples she had were shrouded by a purple fabric top that still revealed her impossibly deep cleavage
>"You look so cute! Mommy is SO taking you home!"
"Mommy?" you ask
>She gasped. "It talks?"
"Yes! I talk! And I'm not an 'It'! I'm a 'He'!"
>She paused and stared at you for a few seconds.
>"The girls HAVE to know. Right now!"
>Before you could say anything else, a single large object presses you into her breasts again, but it wasn't her arms
>It felt just as big and soft as her tits, and a whole lot fluffier
>The female used her huge, fluffy wolf tail to pin you to her chest, leaving her hands free to dig into the pockets of her overstretched denim shorts (thanks to her child-bearing hips and bubble butt)
>She pulled out her phone and began texting, holding her device above her abundant chest:
>"Girls, it's Andrea. You'll never believe what I found today. Come to my house in 30. You're gonna love it!"
>Once she was done, she put her phone back, and returned her arms, cradling you again
>With powerful, muscular legs, she effortlessly began to jog back to her home where your fate awaited

>>9777635
crap, almost forgot
>With every step she took, her breasts gave out an audible sloshing sound

>>9777271
Your punctuation is lacking, and by that you need periods at the end of these sentences.
Rather than using "She (?)" Using they would have been better as the gender isn't particulary important to the sentence and the characters (and readers) confusion is reduced as the sentence goes on anyways.
Still, it's a good concept, and your execution as a whole is pretty good.

>>9777702
Cont.

>>9777635
Avoid using parenthesis in stories, as it breaks flow.
In previous parts, you had the human unaware of civilization, technology and all, yet here he knows what a cell phone and texting is. Also, unless she's using speech to text, she should not be saying what she's texting, and the lack of this would leave the readers and human in suspence, drawing your audience in more.
Also, you're putting too much weight (both literally and metaphorically) on the furs appearance. You have eight lines specifically focused on her breasts. Unless this is porn right now, there's no need for that much. Take my own story as example (Allergy Anon) I use about half a dozen lines to describe Kalia, with extras thrown in situationally later in the story. To put it simply, I guess, the difference between fetish writing and a normal scene is how mich focus is on any one thing. At this point, you're dancing the line of hyper fetish.(referring to hyper sized body part fetish, like >>9650131 this kind of shit.)

>>9777969
>>9777702
I'm in a rush
I tried to crank something out before I have to leave somewhere

If I had more time I done better.

I might be back

>>9778011
Well, if you do continue, please consider my points, and either way, I'll still probably read it.

>>9777658
>Audible sloshing sound
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>9778356
She's stuffing her shirt with water balloons.

>>9778356
That's just how furry breasts work. Literal actual milk bags, and it's glorious.

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>>9777969
>>9650131
She's not hyper she's just a big women...who likes young men.

>>9779180
I want my fur owner's vagina to leak fluid like a plump, ripe fruit.

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>>9779351
Damn straight

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>>9779351

>>9765896
But they aren't even the same species. Like the chair hole for the tail though, gives extra detail to the world.

>>9779684
Adoption?