Hg Thread: Oh Fuck It's Eric Edition Give me some guests

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Reigen Arataka

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>>9616723
Fluorette

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Gascoigne

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Junkrat

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Tamamo

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Junpei Iori

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Len

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Deku

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>>9616723
Joker

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>>9616723
Tanaka-kun

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>>9616723
Mikun

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>>9616723
Xayah

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>>9616723
Mayor of Cantown

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>>9616723
Ririchiyo

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>>9616723
Hassan

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>>9616723
Maria and Harusame

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>>9616723
Lana's mother

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Bunny

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Kosaku Kawajiri

>>9616721
(>Yoshikage Kira loves hands of the female variety
>Killer Queen is a girl
>Yoshikage Kira is attracted to his Stand, Killer Queen
>Killer Queen is a sex Stand now
>???)

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Francis

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Todd Howard

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>>9616723
Ryoma Hoshi

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>>9616723
Catling gun

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>>9616723
Patchouli

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>>9616702
>>9616789
The SAS threads on /toy/ are pretty good for toy photography images of JoJo, actually. And I hardly remember Stone Ocean besides the ending and snails, I'm going to have to reread it

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>>9616790
>>9616737
Not all of them, yes.
>Fluorette closes her eyes.
But even those more than accustomed to violence and battle can restrain themselves here, just as the most timid of us can become so powerful.
In an odd sense even those beings can know peace.

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Sanae Kochiya

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>>9616723
Ridley

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Stalin

>>9616812
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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>>9616809
None of that makes THROWING YOUR CRAP AROUND OKAY

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>>9616723
Kaito

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THE CRIMSON DEMON

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>>9616837
It was an honest mistake, and I didn't exactly have control of myself!

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Make me bump the game up, i dare you.

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>>9616723
Black Hat

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King Kamina

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>>9616858
I accept this challenge.

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>>9616858
>You are READY for an intergalactic adventure!

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So late... And so warm too. This weather is starting to make these robes inconvenient...
Greetings, everyone.

>>9616858
..Sure, my partner will do.

>>9616858
30 UIDs

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>>9616849
Tourette's of the arm? You might want to have that looked at.

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>>9616858
Let's go, go, go!

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>>9616858
I'll also stay in this game as well. I hope I won't disappoint myself time.

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>>9616858
Could you please swap me out >>9616766
for >>9616838
It's getting pretty late and I should seriously go to bed.

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Lum!

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>>9616858
Let's go!

>>9616858
UIDs man

>>9616858
Look at the IP's

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>>9616828
Excuse me?

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>>9616880
It's been rather rainy and dreary recently. If I were you I would keep your robes on.

>>9616902
More like Dumb

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>>9616723
Uraraka Ochako

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Fuck it we're just gonna start.

>>9616925
I thought you where supposed to be a student, why are you always late.

Who fags TetsuTetsu?

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>>9616723
Akechi Majima

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>>9616898
Huh? Oh.. Thank you very much, normally I'd fight this sort of thing but since you're going to bed I'll gladly accept. Have a pleasant rest.

>>9616947
Haru

>>9616947
Who?

>at least 9 people miss out

>>9616946
shieeet, as soon as I find the damn picture

Well, here's hoping Joker wins it.

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>>9616925
>>9616946
>looks back as he runs away
I would have given you the same chance as I had given Tetsu and Deku.

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>>9616911
They're showing attraction, obviously.

>>9616918
I wouldn't change right here, for sure. I simply have to make sure I'm prepared for the right environment... And right now I'm dressed for my cool, dark library.

>>9616946
Ah! It suddenly broke my control....
Let's go get it before it makes a mess.

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>>9616946
A police of the stars huh? That's pretty interesting.

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>>9616946
Swiftness is part of the things I need to learn...

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>>9616979
It happens far too often to my liking.

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>>9616880
Ah! Patchouli, welcome. You say that, but you seem to dress far lighter than I do.
>>9616884
Not at all, sir. It's all this place. It tends to make a habit of not allowing you control at times.
>>9616946
This shall not stand.

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Ho man it's day 1

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why does gas coin keep dying to me
like wow

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>>9617014
Maybe you just don't like him

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>>9617012
>You don't want to kill him. How dare the world lose such a beautiful, computerized voice.
>Instead, you watch him twitch on the ground. Look at him go!

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>>9616946
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>>9616974
Is that you, Akechi? Thanks.

>>9617014
u should fuck him to cheer him up

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>>9617012
I'm going to burn your tractor and your hillbilly ass to the ground.

>>9616997
That's an odd way of putting it

>>9617012
>Joker kills best boy
I'm beginning to rescind my hope for him.

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>>9617012

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>>9617012
Seems rather police like. Hope you enjoy the dark and cold of space.

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>>9616880
'sup
>>9616925
You really need to work on your speed kiddo
>>9617012
You should probably change that to something more secure. And not "password" or something dumb like that

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that's not true

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>>9616995
Eh, attraction is natural. I would expect tastes to be different... but that's not exactly my decision.

>>9616997
...Fluorette, correct?
It's still a bit much. I'll admit, the cool evening air is just the right balance. I'm glad I chose to visit this late.
Now, what's been going on here?

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>>9617038
I know... But I won't need the help of anyone in the next test. You'll see.

>>9616976
If only I was more nimble.

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>>9616804
Fuck I should visit it some time, maybe I might find some great images of Toy!Kosaku and it'll be fucking lit
Found the Stand name. "Survivor", pisses everyone off as its Stand Gimmick

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>>9616979
I don't think anyone would ask you to change right here. While I like the sound of a cool, dark library, I think you may have some problems here. Those robes don't really look like gym clothes to me.

>>9617012
Maybe you'll learn to be a little more subtle after this attack.

>>9617041
Are you allergic to giving (you)s?

>>9617031
A cat is fine too.....

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>>9617041
But what if it is though.

>>9617012
Night 1

How does a robot masturbate if it doesn't have the you-know-what? Makes no damn sense.

Of course todd has a damn nuke, i bet he got it with all that fallout 4 money of his.

>>9617063
maybe she hates /trash/fags

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>>9617053
I hope you're right about that. So, got a name? I don't want to just keep calling you kiddo if I can help it
>>9617065
SCREW IT, I'M KILLING THIS THING!

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>>9617065
>A little gasoline here, a match or two there...
>Ka-FUCKING-boom!

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>>9616922

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>>9617038
...Sup? That word feels so weird leaving my lips. I shudder the day it enters an official dictionary.

>>9617012
Can't you hold still!? You're making studying you very difficult!

>>9617058
And who said I would need gym clothes? I can get around WITHOUT having to run, and I prefer it that way.

>>9617065
I won't go easily! Royal Flare-
>sigh
....I was downed so easily...

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>>9617032
You'll not go far without collapsing and drowning in a frozen lake or killing yourself attempting to climb a tree, sir. I can assure you that.
>>9617042
The one and the same, ma'am. This makes the third time we've met, I believe. And at the least you don't dress in...layers....
>Fluorette clears her throat.
It persists as it always does, of course. I've not been here nearly as frequently as I first was, so I can't really, ah...give much answer in that regard. I did attain a victory just a moment ago, but so much for continuing the streak.
...If anything, I'd be more curious as to what you've been up to.

>>9617079
More like Bum.

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>>9617042
Just because it's natural, doesn't mean he has to act the way he does. A bit of politeness wouldn't hurt

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>>9617065
I... don't know why I love this scenery so much...

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>>9617056
If you've got a thing for taking pictures yourself you can find ways to buy SAS figures too. The only reason I haven't done that myself is because I can't afford toys that are usually 40 to 50 bucks used

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>>9617065
Ah.. I'm sorry but I really..
L-left my campfire lit! Yeah that's it!
Smoky the bear won't like that.

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replying is quite rude
stop that

there's no what if because it's certainly not true

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>>9617065
Pffft... why we gotta use some magical macguffin to take out this girl?! She ain't even tough!
>>9617080
Course you got taken out so easily, I was there to kick your ass!

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>>9617065
One of these days i gotta learn how to make some custom backgrounds.

>>9617083
Yeeouch. What a burn.

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>>9616902
Ha! Stupid!

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>>9617053
I guess you're not on the same level as those two. Oh well. I'll just wait for the next hero-in-training to come along.

>>9617065
...
Stop watching this. I don't want you to see this.

>>9617080
As in, you'll ride a broom or something?
I can see some sort of magic playing a factor in this. You look like someone that practices a good amount of magic and witchery.

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>>9617083
Stop making fun of my name!

>>9617097
>pet
Ok

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>>9617103
>Ryoma floats to the surface

>>9617113
More like... um....

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>>9617103
>WHO ARE YOU
>WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR
>WHY DO KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
>These questions and many more rattle through your brain as you desperately try to remember ANYTHING.

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>>9617103
I'm a little concerned about traveling with.. Ah, never mind.

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>>9617012
And if that ain't good enough for ya, I'll shove a grenade up ya and we'll be done with it!

>>9617065
>>9617080
Easy? Kid, there was 5 of us and 1 of you. We even had to use some sorta magic rock to kill ya, that ain't easy.

>>9617103
Yeah! Now that's my kinda landing! Shame 'bout the dead one, though. I reckon he was gonna make it.

>>9617113
I want to drink rum with Lum and eat some dim sum and afterward chew some gum while we hum.

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>>9617080
I'm just shortening the phrase "what's up". Anyway, what's up?
>>9617103
In brightest day.. I'm too tired to say the whole thing

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>>9617074
Yes, I got a name. Ochako Uraraka. Thanks to meet you. I... I think I don't have your name either.

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>>9617103
Gah!? I-I can't remember a gosh darn thing! Wait... wait a minute... minute... minute.
>She makes an audible gasp.
Time! I know what to do now!
>Bunny then begins to think deeply and before she knew it, time began to rewind itself.
...Well, that was a show in half.

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They keep dropping in groups of four tonight.

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>>9617065
Anon, you wouldn't happen to know what happened to my top secret device, now would you?

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>>9617148
I'm Junpei Iori. It's nice to meetcha Ochako

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>>9617159
Todd! I love your games! I watch every conference and my new game is inspired in the games you present!

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>>9617081
They're not too bad I suppose...
>she shifts and adjusts the robes
As for what I've been up to? Reading, training, drinking tea, summoning familiars. The usual.

Though, there's been some unrest in our land as of late. I think so, anyway.

>>9617091
I never said I agreed with him either. But when you're the shrine maiden of a shrine, I would expect you to be used to that.
Besides, anons aren't often ones for respect.

>>9617098
You and 4 others, and with the help of a powerful magic artifact. I wouldn't be so full of yourself.

>>9617111
>she chuckles and lifts off the ground gently
I've... been a bit past the point of needing a broom to fly.
And you'd be correct. Quite the experienced user of magic and witchery, I am.

>>9617131
Hah... Well, when you put it that way, I guess it was a bit of a battle, now wasn't it?
If you'd like to REALLY see what I'm capable of, try doing it of your own powers next time.

>>9617139
I understand it's origins as a contraction.
I'm here to enjoy a spring night, perhaps flex my abilities somewhat. Never hurts, considering my schedule as of late.

Test

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>>9617152
Night 2

I always knew Reigen was a player, but now he's going for double or nothing!


>>9617159
Calm down there mister fallout, you already got your hands on another "top secret device".

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Hey.

I'm going to bed.

Flourette. Pick your toys up when you're done.

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>>9617196
What, are your days as busy as can be? That's gotta suck
>>9617213
This is for all the ice puns earlier, isn't it?

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>>9617213
>This certainly makes up for all those ice puns you were subjected to earlier.
>You can't wait to have 15 renegade points total, so you can trade them in for that sweet-ass blaster rifle you saw advertised on T.V.

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>>9617196
Isn't that something. As if you've talked straight out of a Lovecraft novel. How long did it take you to master this? You love very youthful, so it couldn't have taken that long for you.

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>>9617095
>40 to 50 bucks used
Fuck I can't afford that I'm a poorfag, I'd rather spend it on food
Well I'm not THAT poor I'm just not going to buy 40 to 50 bucks on a figurine, no matter how Q U A L I T Y it is

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>>9617222
Farewell, sir.
>>9617196
Especially considering the alternative.
>She zips down her collar to her chest, briefly exposing the neck of what seems to be a black turtleneck sweater, before quickly zipping it back up once more.
All luxuries I'm rather unfamiliar with myself I'd note...self-taught in most regards. "Unrest"?

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>>9617213
Day 3.

Well, looks like Reigen isn't going on any dates in the near future. Unless we find some sort of fly people planet that is.

>>9617222
Nighty night there snake.

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Thanks for hosting, Eric.

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>>9617196
Girl, do want me to embarrass... nah, embarrass ain't the right word... wait a minute.
>A figurative light bulb appears over Bunny's head.
Do you want to know why it ain't smart to mess with me?
>>9617213
>As she wakes up from her sleep, Bunny realize one of her many weapons were stolen.
...Motherfuc-

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>>9617271
>You listen to the mother, but it's already quite clear you've won. What does she want you to do, forfeit the game?
>Unfathomable! You play to win!

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>>9617213
Look at this, the royal brat returns. This how you gonna show your maturity now? By leaving me in a bloody daycare?! You're gonna get what's comin' to you one day, I swear it. I'll blow that damn smug face off of ya!

>>9617196
I dunno, the easy way seemed to suit me just fine. You're one of them magic types, aren't ya? You immune to explosions?

>>9617271
This is a bit more boring then I thought'd it be. How about we go explode some stuff?

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>>9617257
You and me both man, you and me both. I'll eventually start buying figures, but I need money to spare for that to happen

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>>9617271
This is why you never leave your drink unattended, dude

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>>9617271
Sure beats the underground life, that's for sure.... bet mama would love to see this.

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>>9617271
GODDAMN IT YOU SHOULD'VE JUST BOUGHT MY GAME REEEEEEEEE

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Only two tonight. "Very high death rate" it told me. Yeah Right.

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What an exciting slide we have here.

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>>9617231
Somewhat. Our head maid, Sakuya, has been under the weather, so I'm working to speed along the sickness. It's limited my free time...
>she sighs
And has annoyed me somewhat.

>>9617252
Quite a long time from any regular person's perspective. A few decades at least. But... It's paid off of course. More than paid off.
Why? Does magic interest you?

>>9617266
...Point taken.
Let's just say, good help is hard to find, even when you summon it directly.
Yes, some sort of unrest I've heard. Something about the seasons of Gensokyo being mixed up. Cherry blossom petals falling in autumn and the like... I don't know anything, myself.

>>9617274
>she stares, looking rather unimpressed
I'm willing to listen to your reason at least. Go on.

>>9617282
Unsavory ways for unsavory types....
With the right spell, I can take anything. Even explosions.

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>>9617285
Oi, send them to me once you feel like you've had enough with them, because the shipping is probably going to cost fuckloads
I would donate you money but I have virtually none to spend ;_;

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Oh, this one's even better!

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Junpei what are you doing man.

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>>9617335
>This...This had no purpose at all, actually. You're just a total horndog.
>And gay, too, it seems. Everyone's glad you've finally come to terms with that.

>>9617352
>You are not disproving the assumption you're gay. In fact, you're only amplifying it.

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>>9617342
Well, at least sickness doesn't last too long, right? It feels like it's too long, but that's beside the point
>>9617365
Wait, that was sent to someone?

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>>9617352
I have many backups that were built, pretty fun, right?

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Oh good something happened today.

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>>9617365
...
How did he even get my number?

>>9617365
DA MAN

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>>9617342
I've gotten used to it, at least, haha...
>She tugs at her collar briefly.
But at least you've the benefit of magic at all. Still, aren't cherry blossoms a matter of sprint? That's certainly...off. Not that it seems to trouble you particularly.

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>>9617335
Food allergies? I dunno, just feed him whatever ya want. If he dies, he dies. He's a big boy, I'm sure he can pick out any stuff he don't want.

>>9617342
Ya see, I'm in the business of exploding things. So when somebody goes ahead and tells me they can take explosions, that ain't good for my business. So I gotta adapt. I reckon I'll be keeping that magic rock, thank you very much. And don't call me "unsavoury" or I'll be tempted to use it against you again.

>>9617365
>Junkrat is unable to maintain a pokerface, always grinning like an idiot when he has a good hand and scowling whenever he has a bad hand. Eventually he throws his cards on the table and walks away, having lost everything.

>>9617386
Yeah yeah...I reckon you should go in there now. I've got it ready for you!

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>>9617342
I can tell. If you've got what it takes to levitate without a broom then there's no telling what else you can do.
I wouldn't say I would like to learn, but watching it seems magical, for a lack of better words. I can't quite put my finger on why.

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>>9617342
>Bunny casually rewinds time everything around her, making the lax wizard girl return to her saying...

>"You and 4 others, and with the help of a powerful magic artifact. I wouldn't be so full of yourself."

("Now... did it work?")
>>9617365
The hell is a academy? Wait this place is an academy? Well, it's okay I guess.

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At least we'ere making some progress here.

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>>9617386
>Killing your object of affection won't stop the rumors from flying, especially after that probing incident.
>You've probably just made the entire situation worse, really. You're digging your homosexual hole ever deeper.
>You love to dig holes ever deeper.

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>>9617348
Bro, I'm a toy collector, I wouldn't send any of my shit to anyone. Though I'd probably do some photography of Kosaku's figure and Killer Queen's figure for you, if you wanted me to once I got them

Nazis are gay

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>Adachi teleports into the thread.

Hello.

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>>9617386
That confused me too, I'll admit
>>9617387
It wasn't even supposed to go to anyone ʸᵉᵗ

>>9617443
Cleveland is gay, cabbages are gay, you are gay.

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>>9617443
>Holy Toledo, that man just meta-teleported.
>You meta-say hello back.

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>>9617447
So you just took a picture of that just to look at yourself? That sounds worse somehow..

>>9617443
Off

By

One

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>>9617419
Night 5.
Poor Ririchiyo. Wait, where have a seen this happen before? I don't think you're seeing the bigger picture here man.

What the hell is a dalek?

Len, why would you save someone you're going to have to kill later?


>>9617427
Whatever you say pal.

>>9617443
Sup brotendo.

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>>9617467
>You're asking the same question, since one just killed you.
>You wish your death was more descriptive, but it's difficult when YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE KILLER IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

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>>9617462
No, it wasn't for me. It was for future use in a relationship ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ'ᶫᶫ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇᶫʸ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵃᵛᵉ
>>9617467
I feel like my confusing lawyer from before just bought the farm

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>>9617467
Oooh, mama i fucked up on that len part.

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>>9617451
>>9617454
>>9617463
>>9617467
>Adachi looks at those that directed their attention to him, then teleports away seconds later.

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>>9617376
Even less so with my help. I should have it cured in the next 2 or 3 days.
More than me, she wants to be back on her feet to serve her mistress. She's... quite the workaholic. But then, I've worked through days in a row...

>>9617400
You could always keep a portable fan under there.
Yes, well... the trees in the forest have started to lose leaves already. And the mountain's snow is thinning... It's chaos all around. The fairies are going a bit wild as a result.
>she shrugs
It's the business of Reimu and Marisa, not me. They'll do something about it.

>>9617418
-
You and four others, and with the help of a p-
....Time magic, is it?
Well, that's rare... I have to applaud that.
>she claps a few times. Slowly.

>>9617415
Hmhm... I can do a lot of things with my magic. It's the reason I learnt all the types of elemental magic.
There is something enchanting about the whole thing. To see the ordinary, mundane turn into something more than that...
>lifting a finger, she casts a simple spell. Small red balls of flame appear around her, dancing lazily through the air.

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>>9617491
>How meta-disappointing.

'Bout to pass out. Thanks for the game, Eric. Good night, HG. Have a great day tomorrow.

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>>9617467
Well, at least it wasn't completely peaceful.

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>>9617503
I can't imagine working that much, I like naps too much for that
>>9617509
PUSH THE STUPID PICTURE OUT OF YOUR MIND ALREADY DUDE, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET MURDERED!

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>>9617503
I'm far too far from any civilization now to turn back just to fetch one, ma'am, not to mention the batteries. A terrible, infernal shame to be certain.
Hm...if I may point it out, but...you do live there, do you not? It seems only sensible that it be your own affairs as well, in some way or another.

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>>9617426
Please do so if you want to, I could always use a few cinematic shots of Kosaku I wouldn't be able to get normally
>there will never be a shot of Pre!Matured!Kosaku posing with Killer Queen
End my life f.am

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>>9617486
Right... Well.. I think that's something you can do then and not now..
>>9617509
... Junpei, do we need to have a talk?

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>>9617443
Cabbages suck and you were the worst detective

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>>9617509
Oh god why would you give HIM a lightsaber.

>>9617515
>>9617521
You two make a cute couple.

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>>9617503
>Ryoma watches the flames lazily dance around as if it had him in a trance
You can do all kinds of things...
I know we've just met, but do you think you could do one thing for me?

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>>9617503
...How the fuc- nevermind, nevermind.
>Bunny turns her back to the weirdo wizard lady.
I'm outta here, peace out!
>As she leaves, the little Bunny leaves afterimages as she speeds off in a mad dash.

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This is the largest amount of deaths we've had this game.

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>>9617521
Hey dude, I was telling you to push the picture out of your mind, you were about to get killed. What did you think I was doing?
>>9617527
I just saw a guy get his head smashed open, I don't feel like killing right now
Also host, I will kick your ass if you keep joking like that

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Where are the hot mamas?

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>>9617509
This thing's worse than what we got back at home! Space age technology, who needs it?
>Junkrat kicks his speeder in a rage and it immediately falls apart.

>>9617527
Now THIS? This is what I'm talking about!
>Junkrat powers up the lightsabre and swings it around wildly, slicing effortlessly through the walls of his own spaceship and cackling maniacally all the while.

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>>9617546
Dancing like that for no reason? Are.. Are you drunk right now?

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>>9617555
>dabs you in the heart

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Night 6

Oshit len what are you doin' man.

Nice lore friendly event for junkrat.

Oh wait that means it's the final 3. Place your bets, i guess.

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>>9617515
My work is FAR too important to be wasting much time elsewhere.
I may have more time at my disposal than you, but I don't intend to be careless with it. You probably feel the same way about something you do, no?

>>9617519
Ah... I forgot about that. Well, they say adversity builds character... Or at least, that's what parents tell their children before they subject them to something they don't like.
Just because I live there doesn't mean I'm directly responsible for solving all it's problems. As I said, we have two people that are mainly the ones interested in that. And I wish them luck.

>>9617531
Going somewhere alrea-
...Well now. I think she forgot this.
>she opens her palm, holding the very infinity stone used to destroy her.
Oh well. I'll do some tests on it later.

>>9617529
What would that be?

>>9617408
Yes... Yes, I could tell.
Sorry to say... I don't think that stone is exactly yours anymore.

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>>9617520
>tfw the only non-aged Kosaku figure is a statue that can't be posed
>tfw it's almost $150
Wake me up

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God dammit not again

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Poor len, she was so close to the finish line.

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>>9617578
This may come off as a bit selfish, but do you think you could use your magic to make me happy? I'll settle for contentment if you can't do happiness. If you can't do either of them...then I understand. It must take a lot out of you to mess with one's emotions.

>>9617574
>Killing passengers
I hope they were ommies

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>>9617561
What you call dancing, I call jumping around like an idiot
>>9617578
Yeah, baseball, but I can't play or coach it while I'm stuck here

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Alright it all ends next slide, and i can guarantee it's not the person you picked to win.

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>>9617571
if you're not trying to fuck then get the fuck out of my face

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>>9617579
Are you FUCKING SERIOUS
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CAN'T FUCKING POSE, LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF JOJO IS "POSE OR DIE" AND KOSAKU IS THE MAIN VILLAIN OF PART 4 THIS IS BULLSHIT
Autism aside, at least it looks good despite the fucking huge price

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>>9617613
So, anyone want to take a bet that I'll botch this right at the end? Because I'm going to botch it, calling it now

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>>9617578
Then at this rate I must be one of the most...character-ful people I know. Haha...but it has lent itself to learning a few things about myself...
Mmh. Even so, this does sound like...quite the crisis. Perhaps it's common there, but it seems to me that everyone worth their salt that cares about their home's well-being could pitch in.

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>>9617574
>The ship explodes all around Junkrat as he races desperately to an escape pod. He can not be happier as he hears the chorus of explosions and the doomed wailing of those trapped on the ship.
I love my job!

>>9617578
>Junkrat fumbles around in his pockets only to discover...nothing. It looks like the girl was right.
Well would ya look at that. Eh, it don't matter. The arena has a way of levelling out the playin' field for people like me. I don't need some dumb rock.

>>9617613
>Junkrat tears the dried-up brain slug from his head and throws it on the ground.
Yeah mate, bad move on your end. Got too much brainpower up in 'ere, the flavour was too strong for you. 'Least that's how I see it. Yeah nah, that's definitely it, no need to think about it.

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>>9617612
Was there a reason behind doing all that?

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>>9617555
Noot here.

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>>9617624
You must be some kind of magician.

>>9617622
I'll still probably buy it eventually and just pose a Killer Queen SAS with it to photograph

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>>9617555
They're probably all dead at this point.

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>>9617639
If you ever get around to it and feel like it, please do it, I would like a few more images for Kosaku in case he gets into a "battle" situation

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>>9617633
Trying to warn you that you were about to get murdered
>>9617637
I hate it when I'm right

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Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of tonight's Eric Andre game, Junkrat!

>>9617651
It will probably be a long while before I'll have the funds for everything, including the cost of a decent digital camera

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>>9617636
D-Don't tease...

>>9617640
I don't care
It doesn't need a pulse to receive my seed

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>>9617637
>>9617661
Yaaaaaay, peace peace...

Congratulations, Junk onii-chan.

Thank you for hosting, Eric onii-chan.

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>>9617601
You want me to cast happiness on you?
Hmm....It wouldn't be anything permanent, but I can temporarily suppress negative feelings and improve focus.
The question is... do you have anything in return?

>>9617612
...I should have figured as much.
To think you would be the coaching type...

>>9617631
By merit of your journey alone, maybe.
Don't get me wrong, Gensokyou is the land I live in, and of course I care about it. Think of it this way. Don't they say, too many cooks spoil the broth?
There's a point where having lots of people investigating actually hurts the investigation itself.

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>>9617667
>stokes lump hiding under her (his) dress

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>>9617661
Congrats to the dude I botched against, and thanks for hosting

>>9617680
Galko a pure.
Stop your fucking heresy this instant.

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The placements, see how you did in tonight's game.

>>9617673
Why do you always talk like that, it's starting to scare me.

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>>9617667
But I'm not teasing

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>>9617661
Ay lad thanks for hosting
I'd better to get a thanks from the heart rather than behind a persona
>>9617666
>Not using your own webcam to take Q U A L I T Y photos of your action figures
Still, any photo I'll take wholeheartedly. At least it came from the heart

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>>9617632
Annoyingly, yes. So we'll see next time, won't we? I'll just take this back to the library...

>>9617661
Oh, and... congrats.

>>9617687
To say nothing of our host. Thank you.

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Tournament guy please come home, we miss you.

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>>9617687
Thanks for hosting

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>>9617679
I prefer playing, but coaching little league is satisfying too, y'know? Helping kids feel better about themselves and improve their skills, and being a role-model for them. It just feels good to help kids

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>>9617661
Congratulations sir. And thank you for this.
>>9617679
And the trials I've undertaken. I once was much louder and...almost childishly energetic at all times.
I suppose you've a point, but I've have thought if there were a unified effort....

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>>9617661
Congratulations, Junkrat.

>>9617687
And thank you for hosting, Eric. It was a pleasure.

>>9617679
What do you mean by that? If you're looking for money or anything personal, I have nothing. Just the hat on my head, clothes on my back, and the ball and chain around my leg.

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>>9617680
>Shimakaze (Male) grabs at Galko's arm when she reaches under her (his) skirt.
Hey, i-isn't this a bit quick?

>>9617689
Bend over then.

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>>9617637
Next time try and aim for something more achievable, ya mongrel.

>>9617687
Cheers for the game cobber.

>>9617673
You talkin' English? Cheers anyways.

>>9617681
>>9617695
Ta.

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>>9617667
Mushy and frigid won't do you well. Are you aware of that?

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>>9617687
Yaaaaaaaay...

Do not be afraid. I am not a threat to you. You seem to be a normal human.

>>9617713
You're welcome.

Peace peace...

>>9617712
Do not fuck my wife.

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>>9617712
>licks his (her) tumtum

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Thanks for playing in tonight's game, I'm just gonna go lurk around while watching Friday The 13th Part 2 now.

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>>9617707
Just trust me. It would actually become a mess and nothing would get done.
We might actually all end up fighting each other....

>>9617702
Well, isn't that nice of you.
I suppose... if there's anything I miss of my old home, it was a better sense of helping others. Those other than my friends, I mean.

>>9617710
>she looks at him for a few moments, before nodding to herself
...Fine. I can tell you wouldn't have anything of value.
>she begins to murmur to herself, starting the casting of a spell. as it continues, a spell circle begins to appear from under her, glowing lightly as she finishes the spell
...Ei!
>with a wave, the circle breaks, and immediately it takes effect. Though small at first, he starts to feel the benefit. Anxious feelings or worries slowly fade, and a sense of calm washes over him.

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>>9617720
Not really...but a hole's a hole, you know?

>>9617727
Then take her place and bend over.

>>9617735
>Shimakaze (Male) pulls her (his) shirt up and puts it over Galko's head, allowing her to lick the boat's tummy at her own pace.
It's a start...

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>>9617749
Haven't seen them in a long time, huh?
Sorry if it's a bit rude, but I'm about to pass out in a ditch around here, talk to you later, okay?
>he then walks over to a ditch, falls in, and starts snoring

>>9617759
...I-It's for my waifu, alright? Not for you.
>Pulls pants down and bends over for the ship.

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>>9617764
It has been a while since I've been in the real world, truly-
Ah... Okay then?
>she's not quite sure what to make of that.

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>>9617749
I'd point out again, not so much multiple independent searches, but rather...a many-armed being, so to speak, all unified in their movements.

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>>9617783
Scary how accurate this represents Kamina.

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>>9617759
>detaches her head from her rump, letting it float around. Her body stumbles forward to her (him).
There's your hole... Have fun with it.

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>>9617765
Yeah yeah lady, sure.
>Shimakaze (Male) feels up the person bent in front of her (him), rubbing their butt with a hand on each cheek. After a bout of groping the person, the boat drops her (his) skirt, leaning in and grinding her (his) clothed crotch on the person's rear. Shimakaze (Male) leans to the side to identify her (his) victim.
Who are you?

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>>9617737
Don't get scared by the noises outside your house, Eric onii-chan.

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>>9617793
...Perhaps. That could be possible... if we could get everyone to do that.
The way we are though, makes that a little difficult.
... Right. Well, I need to check on our head maid again. Nice talking to you, Fluorette.

And goodnight to you all.

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>>9617749
>as he waits for it to take full effect, he slowly smiles a genuine smile and bites off the (candy) cig that was in his mouth
Is...it working? I'm not really sure. My stomach and my head feel light. I kind of want to...squeal out. I can't really remember the last time I've wanted to do that. I don't even feel the usual pain in my throat when I hold back tears anymore. Is this really because of your magic, Ms?

>>9617815
Oh. Good night. I hope this lasts more than an hour. I'll be sure to repay you some day.

>>9617810
His name is Robert Paulsen

WATCH OUT, GUYS. THAT WACKY KAMINA IS UP TO HIS ZANY ANTICS!

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>>9617808
>Shimakaze (Male) panicks, holding her (his) hands out to stop the headless body from reaching her (him).
W-What the hell is this?! Did you just die?
>After noticing the body not attacking her (him) outright, Shimakaze (Male) allows it to come forward, the ship girl (boy) hugging it while addressing the floating head.
Come back here right now!

>>9617823
nice

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>>9617817
...Oh, right.
It will last at least an hour, maybe 3.
Enjoy it while you can. Don't feel in any rush to repay me unless you feel it's valuable.

...and now, I'll take my leave.

>>9617810
>Their blood goes cold as their buttocks are firmly grasped by the boat, a single tear running down their face as her (his) contained member is rubbed against their behind. As they feel the boat shifting behind them, they turn their face away.
That's not important alright? I-I'm just doing this so you don't touch my wife.

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>>9617817

Does Kamina actually invite people from ERP over to do this with him?

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>>9617815
Of course, this is all mere suggestions. I don't properly know your ways, after all.
>Fluorette bows and offers a smile.
The pleasure was mine. Farewell, Patchouli.

>>9617842
MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT.

>>9617848
He's putting on a little show for attention. Don't put too much thought into it.

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>>9617830
I'll find something suitable for you. If I have to I'll ask around for ideas. Until then I'm going to enjoy this high for a little bit. I hope your night goes well like mine will.

>>9617847
>Ryoma stops and looks back at the googly-eyed thing that's staring back at him
What could you possibly want? I don't think I'm allowed to share this nice feeling with anybody else.

>>9617856
No it's just that the people currently replying to him are ERPfags

>>9617848
WACKY xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>9617848
where in erp does he invite them

>>9617866
He's in the erp discord

>>9617863
XD

>>9617866
the people currently replying to him are ERPfags

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>>9617828
>Sekibanki's head floats above her (him), looking over her own body being hugged by the boat.
I don't plan on stooping down to your level so don't count on it.

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>>9617859
"What sort of nice feeling is it? Describe it to me," I said with a posed look.

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>>9617877
It's a little hard to explain. A feeling like this doesn't come along all that often, and the words I want to use don't come to mind right away.
>Ryoma takes out one of the choco cigs he keeps on him and puts it in his mouth
Has your stomach ever felt as though it was being tickled by the wings of butterflies? It feels something like that. A feeling that washes over you and you feel as though everything and anything can put you in a good mood. As of now, that's the only way I can fully describe it.

Shh

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>>9617904

>>9617909
Okay fuck you that made me chuckle

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>>9617842
>Shimakaze (Male) reaches down and grabs at the cunt of her (his) victim, feeling up the length of their lower lips with a single finger.
Why not? Knowing your identity makes the sex better...and if the sex isnt that good, you wont pay for it, but your wife will...
>Shimakaze (Male) talks quietly into their ear, the boat's hot breath hitting it.

>>9617871
My "level"? Do you mean that literally?
Giving away your body for someone to use is on if not below me!
>Shimakaze (Male) undoes the body's capelet, dropping the red accessory onto the floor before reaching for its skirt and yanking it down. Shimakaze (Male) moves with suspicion, her (his) actions carried out with stiff precisionm

>>9617909
>>9617915
Samefag check

HERE I COME, ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM

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>>9617919
Why would someone playing with my lips make me chuckle? I hate when people treat me as if I'm a doll.

>>9617916
Is it too fucking much to ask you just take this in the ERP threads
Or at least stop constantly hammering in the fact that you're a fucking guy? You've been here for months, we ALL KNOW

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>Appears in the distance near the edge of the forest, stalking the group of people currently in the thread.

>>9617938
>>9617916
Kill him Jason.

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>>9617916
I do, yes. You wanted a hole so now you have one but it's not as responsive as you think it is.
>her head's still floating above the ship, frowning down on her (him) while she (he) unbuttons her skirt and her capelet. Her body shakes before turning motionless at his touch.

>>9617926
t. Aussa

>>9617940
Seconding this. It's IC for him to kill horny teens.

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>>9617896
You seem to be very excited. Did something good happen to trigger this feeling of insects gathering in your stomach?