ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's your opin

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>>9615105
They're friends, family, equals, and Kanto needs to learn that.

>>9614983
>>9615016
"Can't really keep up the silent treatment can you?"
>Vi smiles

>>9615041
"I'm glad"

>>9614998
>>9615044
"...It's like the move wrap, it keeps you tied up so someone can uh, do lewd things with you, don't ask how I know that"
>Slurrrrrrp
"I mean, maybe if we moved out of my mom's house, I don't want to come back and find out that the one time I wasn't there for her coming home she found all that kinky shit"

>Oh yeah dubs training
>another level!

"...I think that's enough, let's go home and get dinner for everyone else"

>>9615105
Pokemon? I barely know 'er!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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(I'm trying to look at this because a cute friend keeps telling me about it, but it's all confusing as shit. Can someone explain it in a way that someone as socially and mentally inept as me could understand?)

>>9615105
sord

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>>9615105
Best friends a guy could ask for, and an integral part of our society.
I wish that we treated them a bit better as a society, though.

>>9615130
(Bunch of faggots pretending they live in the pokemon world, doing both normal roleplay shit where a bunch of characters are together doing stuff and shitposting on the pokemon version of 4chan)

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>>9615100
>Dubs.
>Resolve: Faltering slightly.
I see. Thank you.
>Get back to work.

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>>9615125
"I won the bet against Drax of who stays silent the longest!"
"You should have seen your face trying to get us to speak!"

>>9615105
Not just our friends, but our equals and family. Society all over the world needs a change to acknowledge that, even with the liberalism of Kalos and the Unovan region, there's still much more to do.

>>9615105
Pets.

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>>9615026
And? That explains nothin'.
>>9615044
"Suuure. Trainin'. Ye, looks like Vi is havin' us go so maybe later."
>>9615125
"Nah, now I gotta ask. How do ya know that?"

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>>9615105
They're like humans, just with more power and less rights.
Anyways, human girl looking to date a banette, any ghost plushies online that want to uh, hook up? Not a one night stand, obviously

>>9615164
(Maybe someone in the discord could help me out a bit more thoroughly? Would it be possible to get a link?)

>>9615130
What >>9615164 said is the best discription possible

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>>9615125
>Sigh.
As you wish, Vi.
>>9615231
>Pick up smol dragon.
>Carry.
Let's be off then.

>>9615249
( https://discord.gg/MB3KY )

>>9615264
>discription
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Good evening!

>>9615268
(Thanks anon)

>>9615272
Hello, how's mom and the Shinx friend?

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>>9615125
>Spy on Trainer's 'dex.
"Ohmygosh. That is so sweet!"
>Excite
"Can I do jsut a bit more training , pleeease?"

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>>9615292
Shinx is part of my trainer's team so we get to still hang out. Mom I assume is doing as well as always back in Sunyshore.

How about you?

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>>9615176
>Vi huffs
"Well, don't do it again, alright? We can't get anywhere if we don't communicate, and we need to get stronger to change Kanto"

>>9615231
"...I miiiiiiight have spent some time looking at that sort of thing online when Drax wasn't watching"
>SLURRRRRRRRP

>>9615267
"We'll be headed somewhere else tomorrow, maybe Sinjoh, which apparently is one of the better places to train"

>>9615296
"Thanks, but uh, sorry Lulu, you need to eat, you did really good today, and I'm sure you'll do even better tomorrow, but for now? We rest up"

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>>9615105
>begin moody noir sax
They got good hearts.
But it doesn't take long for bad people take advantage of that.
Then they end up down and dirty fast.
>light ciggerate
>Noir it up
>puff
Like everything else in this godsforsaken town
>end moody noir sax

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>>9615348
"Okay lady!"

>>9615296
"Hah, I dare you to hit me!"

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>>9615348
"Mmm, okay. Can I get a Berry, please?"
>>9615386
"Mmm... No thanks. Training's over, but maybe tomorrow!"

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>>9615443
"Laaaaame!"

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>Roll to unlock the fridge.

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>>9615469
>Failure
>Legit what happened to Oathkeeper
>Quincy looks up from his scrolls and book as the sound of a key banging into a fridge reaches his ears
"Oblivion? That you?"

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>>9615267
"What're you doin'?"
>>9615348
"Uh huh. Just lookin' for fun. Totally not 'cause you wanna get bdsm'd."

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>>9615348
Sooooooooooo... If I'm good can we get a chastity belt~?
>>9615515
Carrying you. Is this that hard of a concept to grasp?

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>>9615509
>I think they might have left, man. Give them another day or two I guess?
>Roll to open the fridge again.
...No.

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>>9615386
>The crew walks home, enjoying the night air
>Rollan for travel time

>>9615443
"I'll do you one better"
>She pulls a pokebean out of her bag and hands it to Lulu
"I heard pokebeans are even better than berries, give it a try!"
>She smiles at the fairy mouse

>>9615515
"No comment"
>INTENSE SLURPING OF COFFEE

>>9615581
"We'd need to move out first, and then maybe"
>Why are you even talking about this
>The fuck is wrong with you Vi

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>>9615605
>Yeah another day or two and then I guess the key of not failing is open
"I can hear you bonking against the fridge, what do you even want from there?"
>Quincy walks into the kitchen and looks at Oblivion

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>>9615581
... nah, just... why?
>>9615657
Uh huh. Guilty. Who was it you were plannin' on bondagin'? Remmy? Lulu? Drax?

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>>9615657
"Ooh! Ooh! I wanna try!"
>Fairy mouse: nibble bean.

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>>9615657
>Robosquint.
You know I could always tie you up and show you our vibrate mode.
>>9615759
Why not? You've been working hard today.

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>>9615657
>>9615782
"Oooh what is that?"

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>>9615721
>Works for me.
A soda! Let me get it.
>Wrap stupid keychain around it.
>WHY DON'T I HAVE TASSELS REEE.
>Roll to open.

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>>9615759
"...Myself"
>SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

>>9615782
"You like it?"

>>9615787
"...No offense but I don't think I'm close enough to any of you for that, mayyyyybe Drax but like, he's like my brother"

>>9615802
"A pokebean, here, try one"
>She tosses one to Kylar

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>>9615809
"...Dude how do you even drink things, I've never seen you eat"
>Fucking open the fridge for him
>Seriously how do you not just hook the crown around the handle and pull
>Steal an energy drink while he's at it, and hold up a soda to Oblivion

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>>9615865
Watch.
>Grab soda.
>Stab hole with crown.
>Roll to shotgun it and not just get self wet.

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>>9615826
>awyiss, grab it on mid air
>Land on the ground
"Ha, thanks lady!"
>Begin munching

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>>9615802
>>9615826
>Tiny mouse is in Bean Land right now, call back later
>Happy bubblemouse noises

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>>9615787
Aight, that's good 'nuff for me. Don't mind me, just gon' get comfy.
>Mal squirms in Trace's arms, wiggling and flopping until he's lying on his back, sighing and relaxing.
There we go.

>>9615826
>Forgot to respond to this
Ye but... You fuckin' yourself or what. Who's the partner.
-Mal

>jirachi wants mort back
>implying he didnt leave because of le comfy meme

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>>9615826
Perhaps when you see how many ports I really have you'll change your song.
>>9615938
>Jostle him a bit as they go.
Oh noooooo~

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>>9615933
>Poke the bubblemouse
"Ha, look at her face!"

>>9615938
>>9616023
"Mal and Trace, under a tree, k i s s i n g!"

>>9615979
(yeah uh the comfy stuff is kind of making me lose interest too not gonna say who this is cause honestly id rather just fuck off without making a big deal)

>>9616134
(Sorry but you know that's not how it works)

>>9616194
(ok)

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>>9616134
(I could maybe have Zekrom come back for a non comfy plot if people are interested. It'd be a uh... plot you'd have to let me know ahead of time you're interested in if you wanna be apart of it though. )
>>9616023
>He snaps his jaws, snarling and flicking his tail for balance.
Knock it off, ass.
>>9616123
Fuckin' Trace ain't even got a mouth, the hell you goin' on about?

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>>9615931
"No problem Kylar"
>She takes a sip, rather than a slurp of her coffee

>>9615933
"I'll take that as a yes"

>>9615938
>>9615969
"Uhhhhh"
>SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

>>9616023
"UHHHHHH"
>SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

>>9616134
(Not how it works dude, we gotta know which characters are gettin dropped. Also if you don't like comfy balance it with your own not-so-comfy stuff)

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>>9616123
"Oh my gosh."
>>9616270
"This is the best!"

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>>9616254
Alright, alright.
>Jostle him just a bit and scope the booty.
>>9616270
Fouuuuuur, five dildos? I'm sure my evolved form could handle more.
And who knoooooows how many my mega form would handle~
>Poke her with a psychic connection.

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>>9616254
"Ha ha, just look at yourself being cute!"

>>9616270
"It was great"

>>9616300

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>>9616254
"He's just messing with you Mal, calm down"

>>9616294
>>9616346
"Well, now I know I need to pick up more"

>>9616300
>dubs poke
>she was already flustered but like, you basically just opened the floodgates of lewd
>several montages of sexy scenarios fly through her head at once and she turns bright read
>SLURRRRRRRRRRP

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>>9616300
Ey, the fuck'd I just say?
>A single claw is trailed along the ridge of Trace's carapace, just enough pressure applied to lightly scratch the surface.
>Belly up and being carried? That's the perfect position to get an eyeful of cloaca. A bulge of scales with a slit in the middle right below where the tail meets the body... not exactly hard to spot.
>>9616346
The fuck? I ain't cute ya flyin'... mouse. Scorpion. Thing.
>>9616450
I'm fine! Calm as a fuckin'... Pond or somethin'.

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>>9616123
(Sorry about missing your post.)
When I evolve, maybe.
>>9616450
>Trace chuckles.
Considering it? Perhaps in a month.
>>9616499
>The claw isn't exactly threatening.
>Whether it's from the jostling or Mal himself is unknown but the claw shakes just a bit. Enough for the psychic to take note, no one else probably would.
As you say.
>Cease the jostling and enjoy the lewdview.

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>>9616450
"Yes!... Are you okay?"

>>9616499
>Glide close to Mal
>Poke
"Ha ha ha!"

>>9616533
>>9616450
>Trace gets a little flustered, dubfail.
>PSYCHIC BACKLASH: Vi is suddenly consumed with all the lewd thoughts of the lewdest computer on earth.

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>>9616499
>Vi doesn't answer, preferring to continue slurping her coffee
>Wait shit she's out of coffee
>FUCK

>>9616533
>>9616578
>THERE'S NO MORE COFFEE TO SLURP HOW DO YOU CONTAIN YOUR LUST
>MORE IMPORTANTLY REMEMBER ALL THESE DICKS
"H-Hey Mal could you warm up some more water for me?"

>>9616548
>Roll for composure

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>Rolling for cash made today.
>Last 3 numbers x last two numbers of post below x 100.
>Shitpost.
Hey how is everyone doing tonight? Been working my ass off these last few days.

>>9616642
cock

>>9616642
Bored, bored, bored, mostly just sleeping and watching the news.

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>>9616601
>Composure not held
>Very lewd squeaking at incredible hihg pitch

>>9616642
A little rocky, amigo.
Turns out a guy I knew did some shit I didn't know about, made some enemies.
Kinda worried it'll become my problem, y'know?
Anyway, I'm travelling on business and I'm gonna try to pull some crazy stunt soon.
Hoping it all works out, I'm missing my kid already.
>>9616714
What' in the news right now, amigo?

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>>9616642
Bored, studying ancient texts to figure out how to build a statue of God has gotten shockingly mundane

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>>9616668
Same.
>>9616714
Seen anything interesting?
>>9616735
Fuck, if you need someone to clean shit up I'm your guy. Been saving money up for some friends and if I can scrounge up some extra I'll be willing to crack some skulls.
>>9616754
Dooooooooooo something.

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>>9616778
I'd love to, but I need to get this done to pay back a debt or five trillion to Arceus, I've got seventeen of these things to build, all big enough to hold a town in, so I need to make sure I can actually understand the plans before I start. Once I'm done with this shit it'll be on to getting supplies and manpower to actually build the things up in Sinjoh.

>>9616778
>>9616735
Some cultists that were being a pain ended collapsing and murdering eachother. A good end if you ask me, even though they were not really my problem anymore.
Stay safe, and hope you see your kid soon.

Say, any of you ever felt some weird void in your head, like something is missing in the background?

>>9616642
Been a slow week.

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>>9616533
Aight, thanks.
>Despite the lack of jostling the claw continues shaking ever so slightly. The slight twitch of the tail and near body wide fidget are only all the more noticeable without the jostling.
>>9616548
>The poke brings Mal back to the real world, the Charmeleon quickly flipping onto his stomach, bringing an end to the lewdview
Ha?
>>9616601
Uh.. yeah. Sure.
>He reaches forward for the thermos, cloaca rubbing and dragging against Trace's shell, drawing a single, sharp inhale from Mal.
>Rollin' for self control - odds and there's gonna be a bit of a tip slip rubbing against Trace.
>The thermos is held in the flames of his tail, a claw clicking impatiently until it's hot enough to give back
There. Have fun burnin' yourse...
>>9616733
....

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>>9616601
>>9616733
"Lady?"

>>9616862
"Ha, cute!"

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>>9616601
>>9616733
...
>Smug computer noise.
Are you well?
>>9616862
>Trace chuckles a bit.
Calm down. Do you think Vi is well?
>Stare at the lewdzone.
>I'd make a roll to not drool but no mouf.
>Roll to not leak lewd to Vi?

>>9616778
I'm trying to snoop on somebody I really shouldn't snoop on.
I'm really hoping this is a false alarm, because if it isn't the stakes are gonna be really, really high.
>>9616841
Holy shit. Where'd this go on?

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>>9616819
I'd offer you a wage as a bodyguard but you're going to probably want to do your thing. Hm... Maybe a battle sometime?
>>9616841
Holy hell, sounds like some hot shit.
Uh... Sounds like depression or something. Care to elaborate?
>>9616857
Shame. Mine's been filled with battles.
>>9616944
...Who are you snooping?

>>9616954
I can't say on an open forum, ese, but they're a big-shot in the Region.
>Rollan for Investigation, with the camera out and the sneaky sneaky

>>9616944
Couriway in Kalos, or close to that.

>>9616954
No I don't think it's depression. Mostly happens when I'm alone for extended amount of times.

>>9616954
>Message for you.
>"Meet me at Yhuqdo Dyhqxh."

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>>9616862
>>9616899
>>9616914
>VERY LEWD SQUEAKING AND INTENSE BLUSHING
>She takes the thermos back as carefully as she can in her current state and dumps another packet of coffee into it
>SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
"...I'm better now"

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>>9617015
Oh boy. Don't get whacked.
>>9617050
Huh... Might be a psychic thing. You've been around psychics a lot.
>>9617051
>Caesar Cipher?
>Vernal Avenue?
Why not.
>Go the fuck there.
>Last number is travel time.

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>>9616954
Maybe, weren't you one of Kanto's champions? We're probably not good enough for a battle with you.

>>9617015
Sounds like it could end badly.

>>9617107
Hah, you could swear you know me.

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>>9616914
>The constant swishing of his tail, normally a helpful distraction, sabotages his self control further, each swish a source of flesh on metal friction.
Fuckin'... Nope. Not squeakin' like that she ain't.
>>9617069
Uh huh. Sure. An' you're redder than my tail why?

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>>9617069
Sooooooooooo... No dildos?
>>9617174
>STARE.
>Oh god I want to touch it so badly.
I see... Do we fix her?
>Rolling to not leak lewd to Vi again.

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>>9617069
"Ha, you sure?"

>>9617206
>Poke the computer
"Ha, hot!"

>>9617206
roll to make robot lewder

>>9617107
>>9617161
>Trying to sneak into the off-limits areas of Korrina's gym.
>Rolling with some very very sneeky bonuses.

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>>9617174
>>9617206
>>9617244
>Humans can't steam out the ears like pokemon
>But Vi sure as fuck is trying
>SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

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>>9617119
Oh come on, I can use a weaker team, man.
>>9617161
>Squint.
...Seb?

>Arrive in Vernal Avenue.
Hello?

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>>9617015
>>9617267
Shoo. I'm trying to sleep.

>>9617381
(incorporate the past into the reform, my man, make her interesting)

>>9617364
Soon...

>>9617429
(Yeah, I forgot to change the filename)

>>9617381
Uh-oh.
>The sneak runs the fuck away.

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>>9617268
.....
>>9617206
Nah, she can take care of herself.
>With a shaky claw and slow, heavy breaths Mal begins etching drawings of dicks onto the surface of Trace's arm.

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>>9617442
Geez, was that a head scarf? How unfashionable.
>Call up therapist.
>Schedule an appointment for tomorrow.

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>>9617268
...
Vi?
>>9617446
>Sigh.
Do you want to help me with something after Vi sleeps?

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>>9617268
"You seem as hot as Mal!"

>>9617446
>Annoying batscorpion: glide closer
"Nice carvings"

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>>9617461
>A momentary pause in his etching
Ye sure, what is it?
>>9617464
>He jumps in surprise, stretching himself out along the length of the arm to cover all of the doodles, tail wrapping around the arm.
What carvin's? There ain't no carvin's here.

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>>9617446
>>9617461
>>9617464
>>9617513
>Vi finally gets home and slumps against the kitchen counter
"...Trace, please try to not do that again, I know it was you, you're the only psychic on the team, and you're obviously into guys, so the dicks could only have come from you"

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>>9617513
"You can't hide them foreeeveeeer!"

>>9617524
>Yawning
"We will train tomorrow, right?"

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>>9617513
>Form psychic connection.
>"We're going to make some money to help Vi. And strengthen ourselves."
>>9617524
You wound me. I am pansexual.
>Insert images of ghost varguba.

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>>9617541
"Yeah, of co-"

>>9617544
>Detailed mental exploration of Gengar pussy
>Sight: check
>Smell: check
>Taste: check
>Touch: Check
>Sound: only in the real world
>VERY LEWD SQUEAKING

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>>9617541
Sure I can. I'll just stay on his arm forever. Doubt he cares.
>The tail squeezes and lightens its grip on Trace's arm every few seconds.
>Rollin' - odds is a tip slip
>>9617544
>And there's the psychic connection.
>"And we're doin' this how...?"
>>9617582
..... lewd.

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>>9617582
Now I ask you to not insult me again, Vi. I will make your life more difficult.
>He isn't putting as much effort in.
>Add in some lewd scenarios involving tentacles.
>>9617617
>Tip slip: Noted.
>Fidget a bit to give it some friction.
>"We're going to go while she's asleep. Fight a few weak trainers. You keep them distracted after we win and I'll use my ""amulet coin"" to get us some extra money."

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>>9617617
"You seem even redder now!"

>>9617582
"Nice! Time to sleep and be ready for tomorrow!"
>Batscorpion: locate perch and catch some zzzzs

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>>9617617
>>9617645
>Vi pants, all but collapsing against the counter
"Holy... shit Trace, how do you keep all that in your head? And I'm sorry about calling you gay, I just saw you with Mal and didn't have anything else to go off of, holy shit"
>She knocks back the last of the instant, crappy coffee, and stumbles around the counter, getting a much higher quality pot broiling
"...Right, dinner, I've got a couple more aluminium rolls for you Trace, and more steak for everyone else, let me just..."
>She lets the pot cool just a bit, and then gulps down the caffeinated drink
"...There we go, that's a bit better, alright, lemme get things ready"
>She starts cooking, pan-searing several steaks and setting out the rolls of foil
>She also bakes brussel sprouts and mushrooms, mostly for herself
>SLURRRRRRRP
>The drinking of coffee is becoming a constant for her
>Probably her way of dealing with all the lewdness
>She's gonna need another pot at this rate

>>9617715
>>9617650
(Fuck me I forgot to reply to you)
"Dinner first, Kylar"

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>>9617650
Screw yo-
>>9617645
>The telltale click of teeth as his mouth snaps shut at breakneck speeds, a muffled grunt escaping. Mal tries to remain completely still but fails horribly, minor shifts of his tail granting slight relief.
>"Mhmm. Yeah that's... That works... Weak trainers. Gotcha."
>>9617715
I ain't gay either.

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>>9617715
Well before you caught me I was studying... Other things if you will. I like to imagine I have a very good knowledge on this.
Thank you.
>Munch aluminum when it's ready.
>Probably going to narco soon.
>>9617724
>Goddamnit why is Mal so hot.
>Just don't jam a finger in there immediately and we're fine.
>Shift the arm a bit more to get some more friction going.
>Rolling for intensity.
>"Alright then. After she sleeps. This will be fun."

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>>9617767
>Another grunt, this one lower, more drawn out, bordering close to a moan in its tone. His tail's grip becomes vice like, Mal wiggling his hips to chase after that precious friction instead, hemis pinned between his abdomen and the cool metal carapace.
>"Y-yeah. Fun. Right. Just gotta wait."

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>>9617724
>>9617767
>Vi serves dinner, eating her own steak with vegetables
>She leaves the plate in the sink for tomorrow, and flops into bed, groaning
"...damnit Trace"
>She locks her door carefully, and then that room fades to black

(Am I allowed to play a Pokémon without a Trainer?)

>>9617876
(Yupers)

>>9617876
(Defs. We have plenty of those.)

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I hate having lonely nights like this, insomnia is a bitch, part of why I want to date ghosts.
Seriously, you'd think there'd be more ghosts looking for companions, anyone know what's up with that?

>>9618133
Maybe you are just unlucky. What's the closest you got?

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How are things going in the world?

>>9619427
Surprisingly calm.

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>>9619850
Well, that's good, I suppose.
Any news regarding Pokemon rights?
Or just big events in general?

>>9620031
I'm afraid that they're advancing at the usual glacial pace. At least they have not gone backwards.

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>>9620778
...Alright.
I expected an answer along those lines.
Thanks anyways.
...
How safe are dating sites, by the way?

>>9620872
As safe as someone extremely trigger happy pointing a gun at you?

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>>9621290
...Right.
So that isn't an option.
How else do people deal with being lonely, in that sense?

>>9621803
First, you will need to find someone you can trust.

>>9621803
This>>9621915
It'll take time for you to find and trust someone

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>>9621915
>>9621931
Yeah...
Someone I trust and feel safe with.
I wish I knew where to find that...
Honestly, I hate all the running and hiding I do.

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>8 isn't awake yet, gotta keep up guard duty.
>Totally not sleeping while Ferrothorn and Garchchomp play guard.
>Shitpost in the mean time.
>>9622025
Trustworthy guy right here. I'm joking. You should go talk to more people.

>>9622025
If you could be a less rare pokemon or even, an human, would you?

(Isnt it usually more active now?)

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>>9622113
I was considering that, yeah.
Any groups you know that could be fun to talk with?

>>9622403
No.
I take pride in who and what I am.

>>9622531
Given that what you are is what also makes you a prime target, you should find someone you can trust in fast.

>>9622510
(Sometimes, consider that various players are at work)

>>9622510
(Weekday)

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>>9622531
Catalyst, most people that aren't from Kanto or Johto. I know Alolan natives are super respectful of legendaries. I'm probably forgetting some people and groups but those are the big ones.
I'm sure Sun and most of the champs would be your friend.

>>9622510
rays in his hugbox instead of here so yeah

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>>9622531
Yo, I'm with this guy on this one: >>9622561
The champs, like, know better than to pull any BS.
>>9622574
( eat my entire ass, I've been doing RL shit )

>>9622574
(Hugbox? The heck is that?)
>>9622593
(That's gay)

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>>9622556
I agree.
Strength in numbers?
Is that the term?
I think going it alone isn't really working anymore.

>>9622561
Those are all options?
...
Hopefully I can push aside my feelings about humans long enough to befriend them.

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>>9622593
Welp, chu confims.
>>9622612
Basically most of those people are going to befriend you. If I'm going to tell you to stay away from anyone stay away from a guy named Wes. He steals pokemon and eats pokemon eggs.

>>9622593
I hope that's true...
-Latias, forgetting to reply again

>>9622593
You are pretty THICC

>>9622612
Even if these options fail, Alola is a nice place that you would probably enjoy.

>>9622639
THICC RAY

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>>9622632
Well, that's good to hear.
I guess I'll try it.
...
What does he look like?

>>9622691
I've flown over it a few times, but never checked much of the ground out.
Anything interesting there?

>>9622882
He looks like an edgy twat that forgot to wipe the nut off his face

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>>9622882
Goggles, blue trench coat and a homemade motorcycle.
Dude blew up a building in Orre, highly dangerous.
>>9622925
Or this.

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>>9622632
Hey, bro, like, I know a little bit about this stuff.
>>9622639
I'm also taken, and I don't think my BF's, like, up for a threesome right now.
>>9622882
'Chu could try to hang out with the Tapus, or, like, visit some cool beaches. Poni Island's a little wilder if, like, the tourists on Melemele are too much.

>>9622882
Mostly natural landmarks, but also multiple ruins and monuments.
Just don't mess with the Tapu's homes, they are pretty territorial.

>>9622632
>>9622946
Wait, Wes is still around?
Seriously fuck that guy, one of my buddies was killed in that explosion.

>>9622632
>>9622882
>>9622946
>Wes.
Yeah if you like a pokemon thief and part time murderer then go hang out with him.

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>>9622925
>>9622946
>>9623076
>>9623100
...I'll keep this in mind and stay far away from him.

>>9623036
Sounds relaxing enough, I suppose.
I think it would be more fun with friends, though.

>>9623037
Don't mess with their homes. Alright.

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>>9623036
Hey, I believe you. Are you from Alola?
>>9623076
>>9623100
Yeah, basically went into hiding as far as I know.
>>9623109
No problem, take care.

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>>9623134
>Shadow Nerd: Arise
>attempt to grab bag of Doritos
>realize there are no Doritos in the swamp
>just bugs
>die inside
What'd I miss after I fell asleep?

Sir.
>The word "sir" is said in a contentious tone normally reserved for the word "pedophile"

>>9623109
Good.
Also, if you happen to spot a Solrock named Centauri and a Lunatone named Proxima, tell them I'm looking for them.
Assuming they even exist and aren't just a weird bug with my PDA.

>>9623134
I swear if I find him he's gonna pay for what he did.

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>>9623190
Nothing much. I've been playing guard.
>Hand him a water bottle and some soup.
Made breakfast.
>>9623242
Hey if you ever get a lead on the guy I'd appreciate it a lot. I've been wanting to drag that guy into a cell for the last few years.
PDA? You from Orre?

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>>9623328
>obtain rations
>sluuuurp
Fun. We going someone with air conditioning soon?

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>>9622639
>>9622847
>Intense pokerface

>>9623036
>Messages sent
>"Good news: I'm out tomorrow"
>"Bad news: left arm got messed bad enough that it is stuck in a brace indefinitely"

(All rolls involving the left arm specifically fail on a 0 with the brace, and on 0 and 2 without)

>>9623328
Yeah sure.
Also yeah, I'm from Phenac, my family still lives there.

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>Rollin' for how well the money gathering/training trip went

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>>9623134
Melemele born and raised, bro.
>>9623431
>"Bro, 'chu're getting out, that's great news!"
>"The arm thing's a bummer, but 'chu're still the best. Besides, like, 'chu got a psych buddy who can help with stuff."

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>>9623508
>A level for each of them and about 3500P?
>Trace counts the money and puts it on the counter for Vi to find.
I think we did some good work. Care to get a bit of rest?

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>>9623572
>Mal sticks his tongue out at Trace, flicking the tip slightly. It's not forked, unfortunately.
Sleep is borin'.

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>>9623680
>Trace makes a calculated grab and pulls Mal's tongue.
>Let's hope this isn't a dubfail or it's going to be forked.
Then what would you rather do? Get some more training done?

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>Call Hal to the hospital room
>Time to make a recording

>>9623528
>"As soon I'm out it will be time to put in motion a few plans, get us out of this sticky situation"
>"Depending on our luck, we may have to do a business trip somewhere else before going to Alola"

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>>9623385
Hopefully. We don't have to stay here much longer.
>33 packs everything up.
Not sure what we're going to do, though. Would you be up for Sinnoh?
>>9623475
Thanks.
Huh, well, nice to meet another Orre native.
>>9623528
Nice, nice. You know if Alola is good for NGOs?

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>>9623729
>His high pitch, disapproving whine is followed by an attempt to bite Trace.
Fuckin' leggo, hard to talk.

>>9623385
>>9623804
>It is still raining, but not as hard
>The distant chorus of swamp Pokemon, animals, and insects continues

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>>9623835
Computer got your tongue?
>Trace lets go of his tongue.
What do you feel like doing?

>>9623880
>From out the window, a gleam of light that shouldn't be there can be noticed
>Calculations dictate it to be the glare from a pair of binoculars

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>>9623730
>"Lemme head over there, bro. Be there in a bit."
>>9623804
It's pretty good, I guess. Better than, like, Kanto or Johto.

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>>9623927
>For those who haven't noticed, Mal is an inattentive idiot. He doesn't notice.
>>9623880
... dunno. Don't care either, as long as it ain't sleepin'.

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>>9623927
>Squint.
>Shrug.
>>9623965
Alright, then. How about a bit more training?
>Pick up hemi husband.
>Let self out the door.
Vi sleeps quite a lot, doesn't she?

>>9623109
I could offer you protection. I happen to have an old chip from my last Pokemon, it isn't registered to anyone anymore, but implanting it would mean other pokeballs don't work.

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>>9623242
I will, thank you.

>>9624150
Right...
But, how do I know this isn't a trap?
I need to be sure.

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>>9624089
Ye fuckin'... Might as well just be a Gengar buffet with a fuckin' eat me sign with all those Zs she's got goin' on.

>>9624202
You are a Psychic, right? Meet me in Olivine and read my mind, then you will see my intentions are true.

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>Recording done
>Anxiety high, this plan can fail in many ways

>>9623949
>"Thanks, it gets pretty lonely in here plus some other things"

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>>9624231
>Trace laughs.
You aren't interested in eating her?
>Rolling to see if they can get some training done and get some money.

>>9624280
>While they are out training, Trace can occasionally see that same glint of binoculars following them around

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>>9624232
Right.
Where in Olivine, exactly?
>Latias flies to olivine, fully cloaked, highly alert, and looking around

>>9624312
>She sees a guy running towards the beach, he stops at the water and holds up a chip

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>>9624324
...
>Paranoid psyscan: go
>Read deep into his mind, rooting through everything

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>>9624280
>Again with the tongue, this time accompanied by a "blech" sound.
Nuh. Nope. I ain't stickin' my tongue in her cloaca, I know what comes from those.
>Sweet, level 25 is get

>>9624343
>A memory from not five minutes ago plays
>A man in a black hoodie with a green hat approaches the man currently standing before you
>"Hey dude I need a huuuuge favor, I had the day off and made a deal with Latias to deliver this empty chip to the beach but my boss just called me in can you deliver it for me? I'll pay you 2000 poke for your troubles"
>The man takes the chip and the money, and runs towards the beach

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>>9624368
Oh? Do tell, what comes from those?
I want to know, O master of cloacas, Mal.
>LV31 got.
>280P gained.
>Rolling for success of next round.

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>>9624422
Waste comes from girl cloacas man. Waste an' eggs. If I wanna eat shit I'll go back to fuckin' Oak's place, thanks.
>Dubs
>LV 27: happen

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>>9624378
...
>Float the chip out of his hand, looking it over
>Send psychic message
>"Don't I need to get this surgically installed or something?"

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>>9624455
>422P gotten.
>LV 33: Got.
Oh, well I'm glad we rescued you from that hellhole. Was it as bad as it sounds?
>Rolling for success of next round.

>>9624552
>The man startles as the chip is pulled away from his hand
>"Uuuuh, I don't know, maybe just stab it into yourself and heal it?"
>It's clear this guy isn't very bright

>>9624455
>>9624567
>There's a fluxuation in the binoculars following you, it glows brighter for a second
>A camera flash?

>>9624242
>The glint of a lens can be seen through the window

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>>9624567
>>9624643
Mostly just borin' as fuck. Old coot ain't got time for a bunch of mons and ain't got the money for tasty food.
>No level up this time.

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>>9624722
>Dubbs
>The recovering nerd has not noticed anything yet

>ciphergrunts sudenly able to be in 40 places at once
(Can you not?)

>>9624857
(Not Cipher, different group being introduced with GM approval)

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>>9624643
>Squint.
>Stick up middle claw.
>>9624775
Sounds like hell if you ask me.
>No level.
>567P gained.
>Rolling for success of next run.

>>9624835
>Nothing happens, whoever is behind the lens simply watches

>>9624869
(Oh great. Antag #300. Ok)

>>9624927
(There's not going to be battles with them for a long, long time, and they will be sparse, this is about as comfy as a villain group gets)

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>>9624903
Yeah, pretty much. Ain't as bad when you don't got a point to compare it to. I'd rather die than go b... Did you just fuckin' flip me off?

>>9624927
(Dude shut the fuck up. People are leaving because the entire thread is turning into a hugbox. Eat my asshairs.)

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>>9624953
>No level up.
>903P gained.
Well as long as you're happier with us I s-
...No? There was a camera.
>How dumb are you even, Mal?
>Rolling for success of next session.

>>9624957
what the fuck even is a hugbox

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>Vi wakes up, groaning as she rolls out of bed and unlocks her door, headed to the kitchen, where she throws eggo waffles in the toaster and starts a pot of coffee

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>>9623804
Anything's better than this. Humans aren't meant to live anyplace less than a mile out of range of a good wifi signal

>>9623859
>Shadow Nerd Status: Soaked to the bone
>Sink like a stone
>Walk home alone
>It's not the first time
>It's not the worst crime
>You're soul will be o-kaaaaaaay~

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>>9624991
... what?
> He looks around, squinting and glaring at the grass. Sadly, lizards have poor vision.
I don't see shit.

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>>9624925
>The nerd seems to be anxious about something, or waiting fir someone
>He is also wearing what seems to be a brace on the left arm
>Otherwise, nothing in particular

>>9624927
(You're just being an ass with the vague complaints about anything)

>>9625045
>991P got.
>No level up.
It was over there... Never mind. Don't worry.
>Rolling for success of next battle.
-Trace

>>9624903
>>9624991
>>9625045
>The glare of the lens vanishes for now

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>>9623859
>Siiiiiiiigh.
>33 grabs his bags and continues into the swamp.
>>9625042
We can leave soon. This place is looking pretty shit, right now.

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>>9625148
>Level 28: get
Ooookay. Whatever you say, Trace.
>>9625032
>The house is notably quiet. Unusually so.

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>>9625204
>Vi is noticably unable to give a fuck, unusually so
>Slurrrrrrrp

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>>9625204
...
>Pretending to be asleep
>One eyelid is barely open

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Got an order of a large pepperoni pizza here! That will be 14 pokedollars plus tip!

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>Quincy wakes up on a pillow of scrolls again
>Roll to study

>>9625316
>that one spot that's devoid of pepperoni goodness
it hurts

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>>9625316
>tips fedora

There you are, m'good sir.

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>>9625204
>1048P gotten.
>LV34: Happen.
Whatever I say? Are you disregarding everything I say now?
>Rolling for next round of training.
>>9625245
>>9625282
>They aren't at home but...
>Rolling to project some lewd to Vi with second to last number.

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>>9625316
Obliged.
>begin noir sax
>hand wadded up bills
>puff cigarette
>close door
>end noir sax

>>9625358
>>9625362
>Roommates confirmed

>>9625245
>Someone is watching from far away, through the window

>>9625192
>More swamp
>But there are signs of where the tribals ran through last night

>>9625042
>Rolling for if the bug repellent is still working (evens)
>If not, mosquitoes descend upon you

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>>9625359
Me? Disregard you? Nah, why'd'ya ever think that?
>He's laying that sarcasm on thick.

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>>9625362
Thank you sir, have a nice day!

>>9625358
As for you, go fuck yourself you fucking nigger. No, you're not even a nigger. Even niggers have the courtesy to give me at least a dollar tip. You're disgusting gutter trash. You were probably aborted into a dumpster by your mother but thrived off the garbage juice until the disgusting mush of baby juice and half eaten bagels conglomerated into the ugliest fucking Lucario on the face of this planet. Next time I better get a real fucking tip, otherwise my tip to you would be to move to the Kanto region and nip tuck your fucking face and pray I won't recognize your offensive odor when I'm hunting your ass down.

Have a nice day!

>Drives back to the pizza shop

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>>9625400
I do like Jazz.

>>9625477
What a rude gentleman. Oh, well, I suppose I cannot blame him. Trapped in a soul draining job and unable to pursue his dream career would do that to a person. The results of what happens when a human doesn't take STEM.

>>9625477
>Dubfail driving.
>There is an open manhole on the way there.
>Your car comes to a screeching halt as the tire gets stuck in the manhole.

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>>9625477
>confused noir sax noises
...Guy really wanted that 15% tip.

>>9625510
You uh... you good?

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>>9625192
Good. I'm bored. And hot. And wet.

>>9625457
WHY
>swat
>swat more
>bleed

>>9625463
Oh. I'm sure you won't mind if I leave the water types around during battles?
>1359P got.
>Rolling for success of next battle.
-Trace

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>>9625535
Oh, yes, just fine thank you. I suppose I should take my leave to the local bookstore then. There's a few books on Arceus I need to place in the fiction section.

>with a tip of his hat, Lucario the Magnificent was away!

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>>9625457
>33 lets Ferrothorn out and follows the trail.
>>9625589
If this comes out to nothing we can leave.
>Toss him a pokeball containing a lv 10 Bergmite.
There, instant coolness.

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>>9625707
>That gets a heated glare in response.
Fuck you. I can take a fuckin' water type myself, watch.
>Rollin' for training.

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>>9624577
...
>Squint
>Stare at conveniently easily acquired chip
...

>>9625713
The hero we need, but do not deserve.

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>>9625794
Oh! Very good job.
>Trace claps for him.
Care to head home and drop this money off?
>Trace counts the wad of bills that come out to a cool 8,000P.

>>9625800
>Dubs squinting
"Uh, I can uh, see about getting someone from the pokecenter to help you out?"

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>>9625794
>Success
>It turns out I've been miscounting levels, so Mal should be level 31 now
>Oops
>>9625827
Suuuure. Why not. Lessee what nasty shit Vi was up to last night.

>>9625800
>Complain about Latias not being able to do anything
>Someone tries to get her into a plot
>Lol nope fly away

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>>9625851
Alright then.
>Grab the hemi husband.
>Roll to teleport home, rolling for accuracy.

>>9625589
>Bergmite helps combat the humid, hot weather

>>9625752
>You see a clearing ahead, after a few minutes of walking

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>>9625752
Thank every possible god

>>9625927
>Shadow Nerd: Is too busy hugging a smol iceberg to notice, walks into 33

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>>9625927
Another clearing?
>33 stops and watches for danger.
>>9625956
>Bump.
Eight, please.

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>>9625908
>The two get 'ported right into the kitchen.
So uh, think they're...
>>9625245
>>9625282
... oh. Heyyyyy guys.
>His nostrils flare, the closest he can get to wrinkling his nose at Vi.
Could've at least showered after, christ Vi.

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>>9625985
"Oh shit, sorry, I just woke up"
>Slurrrrrp
>The waffles pop out of the toaster and she throws them on a plate for herself
"Trace, can you make more of these for everyone else while I'm in the shower? After that I'll talk to you guys about training, I think we're going to Sinjoh"

>>9625985
Well we did some good work.
>>9626023
Lazy.
>Trace leaves the 8,000P with the previous 35,000P and gets to making some waffles.
-Trace, really needing some new images or an evo

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>>9626023
I'm pretty sure even Trace can smell that, an' he don't even got a nose.
... you sure you ain't the one in rut?
>>9626065
Hell yeah. I can smell it, we're evolvin' soon.

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>>9625985
>>9626023
...
>Inverted batscorpion status: still watching while poorly pretending to be asleep

>>9625980
>Huts can be seen, along with tribals moving around

>>9625956
>Rolling for how comfy iceberg is

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>>9626065
>>9626092
>>9626100
>Vi doesn't answer, running off to take a shower

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>>9625980
Sorry.
...
Sir.

>>9626116
>Iceberg status: Comfy
>smooch the frozen block

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>>9626116
>33 watches.
Attack or befriend...
>>9626158
Eight? What's your call? We talk to them?

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>>9626219
Ffffu...
You got armor and I got my giant steel bodyguard. Wanna like... try and go in quiet and I'll hang back with the magnet and the iceberg if something goes south?

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>>9626156
Shower all ya want, that smell ain't washin' out for a week. You might not smell it, but those of us with good noses will.
>>9626100
Yo. Wake up. We're headin' out once smelly mc rut gets out of the shower.

Hey, are Drowzee and Musharna good pokemon to study dreams? If so what pokemon would be useful to help project said dreams on a screen of sorts?

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>>9626465
Both are ideal when it comes to reading dreams, Musharna more so than Drowzee. Musharna store the dreams they collect in the form of a dream mist. Reading it and projecting the dreams would be easy for them.

>>9626456
>Shower all ya want, that smell ain't washin' out for a week.
(Did I miss Vi getting fucked?)

>want to continue/further plot
>people who could help with that are gone/not here right now
everytim

>>9626219
>>9626260
>The tribals have not noticed them yet

>>9626158
>Rolling for bergmite's reaction (evens is positive?)