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Suicidal Jasper Edition
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jasper is not cute
I'm saving the new su critical posts for myself so I can read them while on the toilet later
need diamond pussy
>>9610696
>hey jasper turns out i didnt kill pink diamond
>WHAT?!
>yeah yellow diamond did it.
>WHAAAT?!
>also your beta sisters are my friends now and will fight alongside me
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!
fuck this
>TFW there will be no porn of Padparadscha sitting in a puddle saying "I think I need to pee"
blue diamond best diamond
all hail blue diamond
You will pay for what you did to my mommy Yellow and or White Diamond
>>9610752
Draw it yourself
Yellow Diamond is Freeza confirmed
>>9610760
This holly can't be real. She's going to be best buddies with the famethyst next we see her.
Rose killed PD.
YD is Freeza confirmed
Jasper is Vegeta confirmed
YD wrecks Jasper's shit confirmed
a reminder to not be a stupid nigger
and/or kill yourself
>The diamonds will even get rid of good Sapphires if they fuse
>Not Slowpphire, the one that's in the mega off-colored fusion.
And people still argue that homeworld is neither stupid or evil.
>>9610759
>Tie OUTSIDE the vest
>>9610797
You will pay for what you did to my mommy Rose Quartz
Post Blue Zircon
>>9610805
wait, are you reminding me to kill myself or to not kill myself?
>>9610824
>>9610789
she better
>>9610819
Sapphire was going to be punished, Ruby was going to be shattered
Then sapphire fled with the ruby so they said fuck her too.
>>9610797
rose is pd
>>9610829
you shouldn't need additional reminders to kill yourself, your life is enough
>>9610819
anon, how do you have such poor comprehension? It was Ruby they tried to execute and they did try to shatter Padparadscha
>Steven could fight alongside two Sardonyx's one day
>While the Centipeedles are lead by Grandma Caterpillar
>And Lars and Lion are both jumping around the battlefield using their roared portals.
>And two autists are throwing around Metal and Water
Steven's crew is looking fairly impressive, if we take the Off-Colours into account.
>>9610762
*blue or white diamond
>>9610821
They didn't say only a diamond can shatter a diamond. It was with a sword.
>You've got to go back
I can't believe Lars deported Steven from fucking Homeworld...
>>9610839
Dats a fake anon
Bloople confirmed for pervert.
>>9610927
I like how they're standing PARALLEL to each other
>>9610881
>Do you have poor comprehension
>The original message of my post is glossed over.
I'm saying it's wasteful they get rid of an apparently rare gem like Sapphire over something as stupid as fusing with other members of society.
Now Slowpphire is an exception but the one that's fused in the mega, is still up for grabs.
>>9610852
I mean, you're not wrong.
But I prefer the blue alien lady version.
Have fun, anons.
>>9610955
anon dont post pictures of yourself please
I PREDICT THAT-
>Even the diamonds say it was a sword that killed PD
>The sword was specifically designed to be non-lethal towards gems
THIS SHIT DOESN'T ADD UP
>>9610725
ok
>>9610975
ROSE DINDU
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S
E
D
I
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D
U
>>9610725
woah
>>9610975
Remember what Eyeball said. She didn't care about the shield (or didn't know about it), but saw Rose's HUGE SWORD.
I'm predicting shapeshifting antics here.
>>9610927
>Lapis being as tall as Pearl
>Those gorilla arms
HEHE CHARACTER MODELS AND BASIC ANATOMY KILL MY BEAUTIFULLY TALENTED BOARDER'S CREATIVITY GOY- Rebecca Sugar, major television network show runner.
What if Rose was actually Steven's father and Greg was his mother?
>Lion is at least several hundred years old and is still fine
>The same thing that happened to him happened to Lars
>Steven just cursed Lars with immortality
>>9610852
I just scared my sister with my kek
>>9610953
>blue pearl is a pedophile
Shocking.
>>9610975
Sure it does. You're just crazy.
>image 2 big
rip
LARS IS BEST BOY AND DESERVES HIS OWN HAREM ASAP
The episodes were okay.
>>9610802
R-r-robbie rotten
Show her what form you need to be in
Super Quartz Lesbian
Gaahh
I'm dead
>>9611047
At least he's got Padparadscha.
And Steven could also be in the same boat.
>>9610797
Obviously.
>>9610953
I knew it
Are their full episode leaks yet
Where was PD's Pearl? Was she in on the job?
So White Diamond shattered Pink and used Rose's ongoing rebellion as a cover?
>>9611124
YES! Padparadscha and Lars 4eva
>>9610972
I DID NOT PREDICTED THIS!
>>9610981
>>9610968
>>9611159
Kekking at if the off colors were really black that'd me homeworld banishes niggers.
I want more sapphires in this pose tho
>>9611167
Why was season 1 so pixelated?
>>9611174
kill yourself
>>9611076
>>9611209
>>9611224
>>9611236
so, you got suspended on /co/ but the mods don't feel like issuing a proper ban because AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nice, nobody cares tho
>>9611236
What the fuck anon
I hope that person burns in hell
>>9611209
This is why 3rd world countries shouldn't have electricity
>>9611272
Niggers aren't flammable.
>>9611188
I need a back view though
>>9611289
i love her
>>9611188
More porn!
>>9611307
why are these third world niggers like this? do they have any humanity at all?
>>9611307
changing IP doesn't cover your tracks, reddit
>>>/co/92805386
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>>9611307
Could you at least post videos we haven't all seen hundreds of times already?
Okay, here's how I think it happened
>Yellow diamond threatened to shatter Pearl on the spot if she didn't kill PD
>Pearl arrived with her diamond and then shapeshifted into Rose and killed PD with her rapier (since Rose's sword can't shatter gems)
>Pearl fled across enemy lines where she confessed and Rose forgave her
>Rose took responsibility for the assassination
>Pearl devoted her entire life to Rose as penitence and fell in love with her
>She vowed never shapeshift again
>>9611328
You love shit you weirdo
I strongly feel like those anons who said "The Zoo bomb accomplished nothing!" only for this bomb instead, even though it gave way more lore and info then what that bomb did.
>>9611401
Nice theory, but Rose killed PD.
god you all are cancerous
>>9611439
Oh look, it's the guy who got cucked by TIME PARADOXES.
>>9611439
wrong thread, idiot
>>>/co/92804708
I honestly dont know if the reunion being 2 seconds long was for the best or for the worst(or worse,i dont know)
reminder that zircon is dead
>>9611439
I missed you, jackposter
>>9611465
kill yourself
>>9611432
now that is not me. i am far more cancerous
>>9611474
I was hoping for status quo for the longest time because it was solo lars and Steven.
Kinda don't regret that but jesus the transition back was pretty shitty, especially since he didn't even take Yellow Sapphire back.
>yfw the Lars redemption arc
>>9611420
the Zoo bomb lead to this ongoing arc of the humans getting captured directly. With Blue Diamond's want to preserve more specimens because of Greg, that is.
and this arc is taking us to more of Homeworld and possibly dozens of new gems upon the new ones we've already met. That's not to mention all the ramifications Lars being pink and semi-immortal has on the dynamic of Beach City back on Earth. PLUS this bomb brought up the curiosity of who really shattered PD. These past bombs have given a lot.
>>9611476
Both are dead
>>9611476
Naw, she's just poofed. Her gem's still fine.
paddy would be better if she could actually talk outside of her predictions
it's kind of weird if all she ever does is comment on what was going on 5 seconds ago
>>9611491
I'm just hoping your not that avatarfag bloopleposter
>>9611476
>>9611507
I didn't say those fags were right.
But i just feel like that transition back to status quo hit way too hard.
>>9611513
I don't think that's ever going to happen. Her predictions put her in like a constant state of catching up to everyone else.
>>9611491
he actually posted blue pearl just before he started copypasting /pol/ general OPs, twice in the same thread too
So yeah, people that post blue pearl are the most cancerous posters in these generals, who would have thought
>>9611518
nope. i only started coming to the /trash/ threads recently.
>tfw coming down from the high of the new episodes
>>9611532
it's fine if you can have an incredibly slow conversation, but if you try to ask her something and she just gasps and says "you're going to ask me a question"?
>>9610858
>no brazzers slogan in the corner
>>9611506
It's good. Lars is good
>>9611523
BM always draws the most disgustingly deformed legs and feet.
>>9611563
>>9611563
i miss holly
>>9611532
>tfw everyone was most hyped over yellowpphire
>kekking at this end result as yellow sapphire, unlike the OG sapphire didn't show even a hint of a character outside of her being captain obvious
All Sapphires are still cute though but shame at how the most hyped thing besides the trial was a meh version of a good character.
>>9611592
Yup, but i'm only posting that to make a jokeful connection.
>>9610968
Obligatory.
wait so all episodes were released today?
>>9611627
Yea all of season 5
>>9611611
Post more BM, I like mocking them.
STOP NO MORE BLUE PEARL
>>9611627
hour special, yes
>>9611600
>good character
>steven universe
lel
>>9611646
>>9611648
Fuck off, let Blooplefag have his fun.
>>9611665
>says the nigger poster
Opinion discarded
Imagine having the balls to accuse the other diamonds of killing Pink Diamond and covering it up in open court. Zircon was a fucking madman.
Remember, spam is against the rules and mods have helped before in /trash/.
>>9611595
i hope she's sort of okay
>>9611665
Why are you posting all gore and shit?
Give me a good reason.
Hey i drew something for once
>>9611688
I think i'd accuse the president too if i had this playing with solid enough reason to throw it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
>>9611660
awwww, i hope theres a mega soon
>>9611674
kys
>>9611698
Trying to be edgy
just hide their posts
>>9611713
me too.
but they're all on daily motion in the meantime:
http://madridista-again.tumblr.com/
>>9611586
It feels good to like Lars.
>>9611713
Yo
https://mega.nz/#F!hu4W2TZT!AdetOmlaMe1tsvlcnYyfvQ
>>9611737
those posts have mega links under them
>>9611648
:^)
HAIL
>>9611752
>https://mega.nz/#F!hu4W2TZT!AdetOmlaMe1tsvlcnYyfvQ
Thank you
>>9611755
what? where?
>>9611698
shitting up threads is fun
>>9611744
Wha, is she pregnant??
>>9611744
Except for the fact he got cucked out of sacrificing himself, AND he became a literal gateway for steven to return from.
That's it.
He's just a gateway now people who were hoping for at least one townie to be useful.
There's your usefulness for the show's duration.
It took 5 fucking seasons to happen as well.
>>9611775
>>9611756
why are you posting my wife
>>9611762
cute
>>9611773
>>9611778
Can you please shit up a different thread?
Maybe a furry threat could be a good one for you to shit up
>>9611804
oh shit. talk about reading the fine print.
>>9611804
oh shit. talk about reading the fine print.
>>9611816
what a coincidence, shes mine too.
>>9611804
oh shit. talk about reading the fine print.
>>9611825
Look at those paddles.
yeah, so the Off-Colors basically represent the unwanted in the "elite society" of Homeworld?
>Rhodonite represents race/class-mixing (rare Pearl fusing with a Ruby)
>The Rhutile are conjoined twins
>Flourite represents monagamous
>and Padpradscha is retarded
thats what its saying, right?
>>9611838
cant kill whats already dead
>>9611825
Such a jewess...
>>9611697
>>9611483
lol fake
>>9611707
nice tits
>>9611825
big floppy feet
we /guro/ now?
I want to marry Blue Diamond.
>>9611890
I think you're just thinking too hard about rocks.
>>9611907
a cute jewess
>>9611934
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!
>>9611909
>Yellow knows the war on earth is pointless but knows white diamond will never quit unless something unimaginable happened
>Makes a deal with Rose to allow her to shatter pink diamond
>The other diamonds don't back off and continue the war
>She shattered her family for no reason
>>9611476
SHE WAS RIGHT! YELLOW WAS THE ONE WHO REALLY KILLED PD!
IT MAKES THE MOST SENSE!
Jasper is beautiful
You will never find a another gem more beautiful than her
She is the perfect giant woman
>>9611947
>Jews
>cute
what kind of goy do you think I am?
>>9611899
How about The Loud House General
>>9611965
YD confirmed jew
>>9610968
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
>>9611895
Who's she gonna cum for ..?
How is there still no picture of dead lars in yamcha's crater?
Remember to bully the fatty
>>9612023
She came 10 minutes before saying that
if were on the subject of bloople and horrible gore, this is the best pairing
Kill this thread please.
>>9612039
>bullying tiddy pearl
O U T
U
T
>>9612039
>he fell for the sticc meme
lamo@urlife
>All this especial
>>9612066
No.
this thread confirms blooplefags are the worst kind of posters
>>9612091
Please
>>9612093
>angry yearlfag detected
So Dorito and Blue weren't there for the reunion? Man, they really don't matter at all, do they?
>>9612093
jokes on you i dont even watch the show.
Who else here wanna fuck fluorite?
>>9612127
Not particularly, until they do! Which remains to be seen!
new eppies?
>>9612155
She looks straight out of Gem-crust's fan fusions library
>>9612161
yay a third shitposter
fuck off
does she have a pearl at home
well my dear anons, looks the crew is really attention to how Diamonds work after all. now this may be a good time to do some updates.
It's time for some storytelling my dear anons
let us begin!...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnRdrxRN5k
>Peeerrrriiiiddddoootttt.....Jooooooiiiiiiinnnnnn uuuuuuussssssss......
Hows Lars going to get back? Is he going to fuck the slow sapphire?
>>9612197
i'm out
>>9612140
Do you come to shit on /sug/ because you dislike the show?
>>9612187
I hope so she deserves footrubs after a hard day at work
>>9612201
delet
>>9612203
Surprised they didn't just try pulling his hair down over him like a bag tbqh.
>>9612203
>Steven gets distracted for nine months with townie episodes and crying
>finally remembers Lars
>he's stuck in that cave with a bunch of pink crossbreed mutants
>>9612201
Also Reddit are a bunch of faggots,
I cant post my work on there because its "too Violent" pussies.
>>9612201
edgy
>>9612187
Nah, she's prime Christmas cake material
>>9612197
no White Diamond...
>>9612127
do not worry, they will help out with Jasper's season long arc in Jasperdemptionseason6
>>9612236
just like they did with sultan
also holy shit man that jamie
>>9612233
Wait a minute... It's because he's not a gem, isn't it. Oh shit, it's like the doors in the temple.
OH, SHIT.
>>9612218
no, because you fucks are so easy to make assmad
>>9612236
topaz looks like a literal downie
Remember, if you post gore, you're officially telling the mods that you are too young to be here.
>>9612187
Im gonna need to see her sweating out of that suit please
Scribbles is great and fast
>>9612257
Please save them best gem!!!
Sadie is cute.
>>9612274
I'm not mad i'm nauseous
How do you not get sick from the things you post?
>>9612241
did he died
>Fluorite is the freakiest, stupid looking, ugly, retarded, nonfunctional fusion ever
>and she's "good" and "happy"
What
Fusion is so beautiful and heartwarming
You now remember this shit
>>9612375
I think he ended up just needing a cast or two
would you
>>9612375
Nah. People get hit by trains and survive all the time.
>>9612403
They could do mad BJs
>>9612375
bayblade bayblade let it rip
>>9612390
You now remember the geode from that one Greg episode in season one
Who here is going to date me?
Come on don't be shy.
>>9612403
Im afraid of what the pussy looks like
what if its half puffy and half flappy
>>9612390
You now remember screaming scroll Garnet incinerated
>>9612197
1/20
~ Let's begin! ~
before we start I must add that this edition is dedicated to the girl, Amazing Axolotl. well enough, let's begin!
>>9612428
only if you take me to gem prom
That was a nice bomb, I hope I can finish this drawing soon. Which Off Color was your favorite?
>>9612444
I didn't go to prom
>>9612356
cuz im not a faggot.
>>9612187
God damn I'm in love.
>>9612462
it's lame, dont worry about it
>>9612433
A puffy Y
>>9612458
Is Lars going create his own gem group?
>>9612403
Voiced by Ashley Birch. Afraid her brother might try to suck my dick to prove he's bi so his wife won't cuck him as hard.
>>9612468
How does that make me a faggot?
>>9612440
2/20
~ What are Gemstones? ~
Gemstones, everyone has seen them in jewelry to clothing and even in machines, they come in different shapes, colors and textures, but what are gemstones exactly? let's find out!
>>9612469
I get the feeling that we havent seen the last of Zircon: Ace Attorney. The seeds of doubt have been sewn in Blue's mind and she probably tucked the two of them away while Yellow was blowing holes in walls.
>>9612458
Maybe the twins. The Fusion and the cluster are hideous and Slowppire is cute but irritating.
>>9612503
cause you cant stomach shit, you shit your pants after seeing a drop of blood. fucking laughable, figures fags like you watch this show
>>9612506
3/20
~ The Birth of a Gem ~
Rocks and gems are formed by a wide variety of minerals that gives them their color, texture, and their unique properties that makes every gem unique.
Which Gem has best feet?
>>9610797
Yellow Diamond had her killed by her secret combat Pearl mark 2. Mark 1 was much too sentimental.
>>9612538
If I couldn't handle blood at all I would have already had a heart attack years ago
>>9612477
okay
>>9612518
God I hope so. I want my blue waifu to be ok.
>>9612585
then why are you about to throw up? Jesus is just a video. calm down
>>9610824
We need Blue Zircon as the Question.
Does anyone have the colored version of that "I'm Going to cum!" image?
>>9612557
bloople
>>9612444
>That tan line
My dick got super hard.
>>9612201
kill yourself
>>9612599
>Jesus is just a video
Okay first of all, how dare you. And secondly, have you heard the Good Word™ of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
>>9612599
Do you have any sympathy for anybody at all?
Just wondering
>>9612321
kill yourself
>>9612444
jesus her face looks like it got smashed in a car door. becky an ugly shit
>>9612557
sapphire cold feet feels nice on your dick
>>9610896
Lars needs to grow his hair out... wait can he?
>>9612639
>crys over videos
>watches SU
pottery
i want the zircons to get gem drinks and pick up cheap gem whores together
reminder this happened
>Steven Universe gets canceled in the middle of season 5
>12 years pass
>Becky announces SU will continue in adult swim
>Show Teaser Trailer
>Lars with a long mane and beard
>"50 years have pass, but I do not age"
>"Have to go back, back to Earth"
>>9610926
Does anyone else love to hate the silly foreshadowing that was Lars' shirt in this episode. And how they literally crossed it out.
>>9612544
4/20
~ Corundum and YOU ~
Corundum forms some of the most valuable gemstones, like Rubies and Sapphires, and it also forms the most rare gemstone in the world: the Blood Ruby.
What not a lot of people knows is that both, Rubies and Sapphires are exactly the same gemstone, the only difference is their color.
>>9612684
I want them to get fucking wasted and start making out and fondling infront of their pearl sluts before coming to their senses and pretending it never happened
>>9612688
Yeah, that was pretty neat.
>>9612688
time to masturbate, again
>>9612668
you know, watching this show made me think all people had good in them and wanted to be happy, deep down.
but then im reminded that sick fucks like you exist
>>9612702
5/20
~ Quartz ~
The Quartz came in a wide variety of colors, and the most valuable of them all is the Amethyst.
Quartz are the most varied of all minerals and is the most common mineral.
Amethyst, Citrine, Chalcedony and Agates are some of the most important varieties of quartz.
>>9612688
and we got the leakies an hour later
>>9612688
>off centered nipples
ew
>>9612668
I didn't cry I was just really disturbed.
So am I not allowed to have feelings?
>>9612734
you've never seen small titties irl have you
>>9611047
Stars confirmed sometime before the heat death of the universe.
>>9612720
>he lets his perception of life be altered by a shitty show about fags crying
maximum autism
>>9612706
don't mix business with pleasure! besides they probably rarely meet due to having different diamonds
I feel empty inside
who the fuck voiced rhodonite
>>9612724
6/20
~ Sri Lanka, a.k.a Gemworld ~
Sri Lanka, a.k.a the gem paradise, is known to give home to the most varied kind of native gemstones know in the world.
>>9612744
Why is Lapis trying to seduce me?
>>9612751
So what does they actually do in their Diamonds courts? The lawyer stuff seems pretty spontaneous
>>9611081
Lars has just been elevated a few rungs up the cosmic ladder.
>>9612752
so does he
>>9611076
YD can fucking move holy shit.
>tfw will probably be alone forever
>>9612757
7/20
~ Hunting Gemstones ~
there are many ways to "hunt-down" gemstones but one of the most popular in the amateur community is filtering mud.
>>9611089
Yeah, they kind of were. Steven needs to be making regular visits to Lars and his Harem though.
>>9612831
8/20
~ Lapidary or how I shaped your gemstone ~
Before beign called a "Gem" the rock must be polished and treated in what is called "lapidary proccess"
>>9612813
back to r9k faggot
lamo
>>9612751
it makes the meetups have even more sexual tension since it'd be the last thing they remember doing.
>>9612801
That's a minor's ass you pedophile.
>>9612867
Off-topic board, dingus. Unless you're willing to admit that gore belongs in /b/.
>>9611142
check sug.rocks
>>9612884
prove it. lamo
>>9612866
9/20
~ Lapidary 2 - Electric Boogaloo ~
during the proccess the gem is cut, polished and given its common image, this proccess can ake even weeks per gem!
>>9612884
How do you know?
>>9612801
that's not an adult butt.
>>9612887
>faggot posting about his fee fees tells anyone else to leave
hahahahaha
>Yircon and Bircon
>>9612916
shhh
Giant soft pink paddles
>>9612935
That wasn't even me. :^)
>>9612912
lapidary sounds like where a flock of lapises are kept
So how do we kill Fluorite before it assimilates all of the Crystal Gems into its "love"?
>>9612972
>too small
>literally lard ass
hahahahaha
>>9612972
Maybe it's Hank Hill's.
>>9612988
Dumb pedophile.
>>9610759
(X) Doubt
>>9611307
good god.
>>9612988
not an argument, kid fucker.
>>9610968
>>9613004
do it faggot
>>9611279
Wow those designs sucked.
>>9610968
how do i make peridoodle fit into this
>>9612977
That grossed me out.
Was it foreshadowing? Will Fluorite suck up more gems?
well, that was all my gore posting. night, faggots
>>9613062
You only gave me one (you), and you still haven't given a proper argument.
>>9613071
goodnight /r/The_Donald/
>>9613035
not tonight
>>9612684
I want them to have a running bet on all trials where the loser of the trial takes a giant strapon.
>>9613071
have a horrible night, kiddo
>>9611501
He could have taken one of them at least.
>>9613087
says the one making a claim with zero evidence. nigga u gay
>>9612867
>>9612801
when did B-tards come to /SUG and /TLHG?
>>9613116
It's /trash/.
This kind of thing is to be expected sometimes.
>>9611558
Lars redemption was worth it.
>>9612768
Maybe that is their purpose. Maybe the diamonds put them in place to give a gem's trial some semblance of fairness. When a gem fucks up, a diamond may not have the full picture and uses the zircon's as a second set of eyes to make sure the punishment fits the crime. This particular instance looked really rushed as the defense had like no time to prepare a case while the prosecution had witnesses n shit.
>>9612838
Might be a stretch but using Lion's warping abilities might be an option. Could also use Peridot to find and obtain some flask robonoids to fix the homeworld warp and use that to get Lars back.
uncensored where?
>>9613115
>obvious kid ass
>"i-if i call him gay, people will ignore my kid diddling!"
dumbass.
>>9613219
Tongue my anus you filthy nigger.
>steven warps back to gem homeworld after about 20 episodes
>padparadscha is pregnant
>yfw
>>9613223
>if i just say shit people will believe me
what did i tell you, start posting and SUfags will get assmad in seconds
Gems you want to relentlessly inseminate?
>>9613258
man, you really are proving that you're a middleschool aged pedophile.
>>9613272
In a heartbeat
>>9613272
peri toes
so i guess he's not gonna finish posting his crystal gem book
>>9613287
whatever man, you just cant contain you anal-prolapse
>>9613310
yeah, heart attacks are a serious thing
>>9613272
She would gift me with the strongest and most durable of children
>>9613315
>he really believes this
whatever you have to do to help you sleep at night kid.
>>9613399
im surprised you can even sit down with that anal devastation.
>>9613329
i like that book
Gem Autist here!
If anyone's interested, I can post pictures of my small collection of pretty rocks.
>>9613446
shove one up your ass faggot
>>9612912
10/20
~ Diamond Fever ~
The Diamond fever began in India and then, it extended to Africa and the rest of the world
>>9613446
please do
the often forgotten section of steven universe fans is pretty rock collectors
>>9613429
>he can't even come up with anything original.
nice try kiddo, but this is a website for individuals 18 or older.
>>9613446
Yes do it
>>9611787
He's also an immortal and probably has Lion powers.
I think we all have a good idea of how it played out but here's the argument and evidence
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/161224558109/heres-how-i-think-it-happened
yes I still come here, no I won't kill myself or fuck off. Come at me bro
>>9613481
>blue diamond
>pink diamond
>yellow diamond
>black diamond
>>9613491
>ageposter
>calling anyone else unoriginal
lamo
>>9613481
11/20
~ Harder than anything but weak to itself ~
As many of you already known, Diamonds are the most resilent material known to mankind.
>>9613477
I'm afraid that'd mess up both my anal cavity and my rocks.
>>9613489
>>9613511
Here you go
1/?
Clear Quartz, Limestone with Mica, Selenite, Granite, Howlite
>>9611890
sure.
>>9613525
>>9613481
>Black Diamond
I swear if this is never brought up in the show I'll throw a fucking table.
>>9613525
shhhheeeeeeiiiiiiittttt
we wuz rulerz n shiet
>>9613542
2/?
Rose Quartz, Pink Botswana Agate, Pink Mangano Calcite
>>9613553
AYO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
>>9613539
12/20
~ Opaque Gems ~
They are two types of gemstones, Opaques gems and Transparent Gems.
The Opaque ones aren't as valuable as the latter group.
>>9613542
Nice specimens, that slab of quartz looks good for insertion
>>9613574
3/?
Banded Grey-blue Agate, Cobalt Glass, Blue Goldstone, Sodalite, Lepidolite
>>9611934
>>9613579
13/20
~ Lapis Lazuli ~
Some gemstones have metals that can be seen throught them. Like the Pyrite on some Lapis Lazulies
>>9613617
14/20
~ Artificial Gems ~
Nowadays its possible to make gemstones within laboratories.
- If you want to see the difference between them you will need the help of a microscope to see the difference between one real gem and an artificial one, my dear anon.
4/?
Fancy Jasper, Green Malachite, Green Calcite on Limestone, Prasiolite Druzy, Peridot, Green Aventurine, Green Goldstone
>>9612084
>unless you die, in which case I will turn you into a really fancy door.
>>9613533
>lamo
>is this stupid as to unironically be unable to spell it correctly
>>9613655
5/?
Amber, Carnelians (Shards and stone), Unknown Agates, Tiger Eye, Petrified Wood
>>9613649
15/20
~ Peridot ~
Did you know that the peridots are called "evening emeralds"? that's because in daylight these gems look yellowish, but during evenings these get an emerald-like color.
>>9612140
>>9613680
6/?
Smoky Quartz and Siderite on Slate
>>9613664
>splling poostin
>calin anion els dum
keke
>>9612187
no.
>>9613693
7/?
Amethyst Druzy
>>9613711
8/?
I'm not sure what it this is, but I believe it's a garnet. Either Almandine or Pyrope. Or it's dyed Quartz.
>>9613655
>green malachite
I mean, does it come in any other color?
>>9613649
bit disappointed the show never did anything with the artificial gems concept
>>9613682
17/21
~ Iridiscent Gems ~
The Opal is so delicate that it must be dug by hand in order to preserve it in optimal conditions.
The New Lars: Steven wakes up in Lars’s body to find he’d been masturbating
Off Colors: Steven alter’s Lars’s body so he’s physically incapable of getting an erection ever again
>>9613736
9/9
Last picture. Rainbow Fluorite, Bicolored Agate, Opalite, Synthetic Black Opal, and Bornite.
>>9612241
>>9613742
Pearls are heavily implied to be artificial
>>9613743
17/20
~ Jurassic Gems ~
Some gems aren't made in the ground, and some like the Ambar may have little surprises inside of them!
>>9613759
do you think if you came on one of these it would come to life and be a crystal gem
>>9613594
It's tiny, it'd get lost in there sonny.
>>9612269
>doors in the temple
eh?
>>9613759
It is GLOWING
Bornite?
>>9613702
go back to school, retard. gibberish is against the rules.
>>9613739
Yes, it has a red variant. Green is far more coveted.
>>9613811
No way... isn't the red artificial?
>>9613798
>skoool
lool engoy ur brianwhashing
>>9612274
You'd get more of a reaction by posting Lapidot to be honest. What you're posting is just white noise. Really gross white noise. It isn't even funny.
I miss when fusions were fuckhuge kaijus with a stylish dance ritual instead of just being little gay metaphor people.
>>9613811
haha it looks like candy
>>9613838
Laughing because it's true
>>9613778
18/20
~ Mysticism & Gems ~
with time the gemstones have aquired mystical attributes in various parts of the world, some cultures assigned them curative, magical or even divine attibutes.
>>9613824
I'm honestly not sure, but when I purchased my malachite it was mixed in with a bunch of red malachite, and the price for green was doubled. I paid 10 god damn dollars for that thing.
>>9612356
I'm sure you'd get desensitized after awhile. Don't be a faggot.
Why is she so Pearlfect?
>>9613857
19/20
~ Of Birthdays and Stars ~
Among these atributes are the so called "birthstone gems" in which, depending on your birthday you are designated one gemstone, each month, Astrological sign, and even each day of the week get a specific gemstone!
>>9613838
you mean like this?
Stop ignoring me!
>>9612435
That sort of made sense, although I'm not sure why Steven's phone needed to die.
>>9613896
Because she is best gem.
>>9613889
Red malachite is just banded red jasper that resembles green malachite.
>>9613918
hang yourself faggot
>>9612458
The twins.
Think we'll ever see Amber, Coral, Jet or Fordite/Detroit Agate?
>>9613917
Lapis is for Steven.
>>9612538
If it was fake I wouldn't care.
>>9614118
Peri is also for Steven.
>>9614141
>>9614150
>>9614159
>>9614059
It would be so fun. Amber feels important, coral could look all aquatic, id rather have obsidian before jet... and the last one, wow.
>>9614150
Fuck Jasper. Bismuth actually has redeeming qualities but people hate her because she's black
>>9614167
>>9614134
They'll just have to share.
>>9614179
>>9612599
I don't mind the random accidents, but violence pisses me off. I'll never know the context so I can't even laugh at the misfortune of pschopaths.
>>9614192
>>9614175
>>9613911
20/20
~ Epilogue ~
that's all for now my dear anons, I hope you learned something new today.
and I hope you all get a nice and bright week! remember may the stars shine upon you all my dear children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lql3TE5fS-U
>>9614167
>actually unironically says "jasper is stinky"
>icon is giving off babyfur vibes
Fuck right off.
>it's a "Jasper works the tumblrkin into a fuming shoot" arc
>>9612646
What's the game here guys?
>>9614220
thank you for posting, i actually read it this time
>>9614220
You too. Nice song.
>>9614174
the first three are interesting because they'd almost certainly be slaves like pearl since they're organic and can't be made the same way as other gems
I assume one group is maids and another is builders, I don't know what the last one is since gems don't grow crops. Maybe miners?
>>9614192
>even tho I saw it coming
That part intrigues me.
>>9612720
Steady on now. You'll make a fool of yourself lad.
ya know, when you really think about it, these past couple arcs have really trivialized Amethyst's "struggles" and character.
her whole deal is that she's insecure about being small and made wrong...
Okay... Well now there's gems out there in worse shape; ones that are conjoined or ones that can't fulfill their only purpose, and they've had to hide because of it for millenia.
PLUS Amethyst is already accepted by other amethyst gems and the CGs anyways. why should i even feel bad for her at this point?
>>9614309
Gosh I don't care about amethyst. But I guess problems are relative, and become less significant as the universe is explored
>>9614309
Did anybody ever feel sorry for Amethyst? I always thought she was whiny and overdramatic about the whole thing.
>>9614309
you shouldn't, she's a crybaby who is angsty over being a midget while everyone around her is suffering from actual trauma and struggling to overcome deeper issues
>>9613071
degenerate scum
Reminder that "Pearl" is a type of onion
>>9614231
Never work yourself into a shoot, brother
>>9614414
what are you implying
>>9614463
Onion isn't a human. One of his ancestors was a pearl
>>9614522
dewit fag, i know its you
Time was I got insults for posting my theories here. Now I don't even get acknowledged. I don't know what I like less
>>9613841
They were always gay metaphor people, just some are bigger (and gayer) than others.
>>9614572
its /trash/ on 4chan, most people are rude get over it
also you're anonymous, so you can't REALLY get acknowledged either way
>>9614578
does that make grandma gem a lemon party
>Raven left right before they started working on an arc for her favorite character
damn
>>9612688
when did this happen?
>>9614616
Lars was my favorite townie before it was cool...
>>9613856
now lapidot gore... actually that'd probably just be fun.
>>9614613
That thing was stable, yet dopey and lame. Where's the Alexandrites, the Malachites and Sugilites?
>>9614572
Just post the text here, without a name or link, and people may discuss them.
Any porn of Padparadscha yet?
>>9614594
It's vox, anon.
>>9613917
>>9613918
shut it you double king
(1/2)
It should be obvious that Yellow Diamond was involved in Pink’s assassination, but what you might have forgotten is that Rose could not have done the dirty work. If Pink was in fact shattered with a sword then Rose’s sword would have been useless since
Bismuth: “I designed this sword for a fair fight. It can cut through a Gem’s physical form in an instant! Destroying the body, but never the Gem.”
But you know who does have a sword that could shatter PD?
Pearl!
If Pearl was Pink Diamond’s, and still was when the shattering happened, she would have been able to approach undetected because she was supposed to be there. That wouldn’t be Pearl’s only qualification: as a Pearl, and a defective one at that, Pearl had no rights. Yellow Diamond could have her shattered on the spot and it wouldn’t have been worse that breaking her sister’s hair brush. Futhermore, if Pearl told Pink Diamond, she Pink wouldn’t believe a Pearl over her sister
If Yellow Diamond ordered her to shapeshift into Rose Quartz and kill Pink Diamond, she would have no choice. Of course, the minute Pearl realized she was the only loose end she would have been forced to flee anyways.
>“Pearl can’t shapeshift!”
Can’t she? We’ve seen Pearl change her outfit on screen before, and according to Peridot their clothing is just a part of their bodies. We’ve seen Pearl change her outfit, but she always comes up with an excuse when it comes to changing her form. What if the reason is that she vowed never to use it again after using it to kill her diamond and frame Rose
Despite all the speculation about Rose being evil or at least a sociopath, do we have any doubt that Rose would forgive Pearl on the spot? She was coerced into framing Rose for something Rose probably planned on anyway!
Rose would take responsibility for the assassination and for that act of kindness Pearl would devote herself to Rose on the spot.
>>9614726
(2/2)
>“But then why didn’t Pearl and Garnet tell Steven?”
When have the gems ever been honest with Steven? Do you really think Pearl would admit to her own son that SHE murdered someone in cold blood and then let his bio mom take the rap? For all we know, not even Garnet knew the truth!
So where does this leave us? Is this all speculation? No, look at the facts again
>Yellow poofed her own lawyer to silence the truth
>Pink was killed by a sword that cannot have been Rose’s
>Someone Pink trusted must have killed her
>Her Pearl did not warn her in advance
>Pearl uses a sword despite her gem weapon being a spear
>Pearl can shapeshift but makes up excuses not to
>Pearl was the ideal assassin, because she was supposed to be there and easily coerced
Can there be any doubt that Pearl is our culprit?
I rest my case your honor
>>9614726
>shapeshift into Rose Quartz and kill Pink Diamond
>after using it to kill her diamond and frame Rose
No
>>9614192
She'll stand alone off the shoulder of Orion.
>Vox
>relevant
nigger even Indexer or Rosalinanon are way more relevant than you, hell our old OCs are way more relevant than you
>>9614309
I'm just glad she resolved her shit before this arc.
>>9614757
Do you have an argument or are you just going to say no?
>>9614829
Sorry you didn't actually watch the show. Allow me to direct you to where you can download the episode in question: mega:#!gzZV2JYZ!dTprHaAiVvx9Zn5SfsaWIuP67eb5Zvd_oNS7rChlTEY
>>9614599
Lemonade
>>9613917
kill yourself