/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Platonic Creeper Editi

>inb4 shitposting about how I was totally just about to make a new thread guys

I think what annoyed me the most about the ending was how you don't get to DO anything on the ending.
You run around, Mae says she's gonna do things, you talk a little about what happened, and finally you meet up with the guy and you go to play a song.

And then you don't even play a song. That bothered me so much, just a dickpunch. I could tell the game was almost over by the time Mae got hurt.
I thought it was pull punching my expectations when they just let the four go, and the game would continue, but then Eide went full retard, so I knew it was over over for sure after that.
I still could have been satisfied with more closure though, the game just didn't have any.

I actually really like NitW. It's just the ending is what I had the biggest problem with.

I might just start the second playthrough at a different time since I might have to play through it a third time to get all of the notebook drawings.

>>9605682
It is kind of a failure of game design that you can't get all the notebook drawings in one go.

>>9605679
That closure bit was probably the worst part about the ending. It would have been better if we actually got to play a final song rather than just ending the game.

I don't know why I expected any courtesy from you communist fucks. I think I'm done with these generals. You people don't even have the respect to allow me to make the fucking thread. Fuck all of you. I'm gone.

>>9605729
There are supposed to be 99 different journal sketches and there is an incomplete walkthrough on how to get all of them.

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@9605744

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>>9605744

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>>9605744

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>>9605795
Fucking kek.

These threads are gonna get to the point where we'll probably have nothing to talk about and are just gonna be porn and shitposting, which I'm fine with.

>>9605744
No problem Virusanon.

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>>9605885
I'd rather we just go out with dignity, have on big farewell thread and make shitty ms paint comics of our favorite characters.
But that day is not today, we have some new peeps and a funny new artist.
And my haiku commission isn't done yet.

>>9605788
and how many separate playthroughs does it take to get them all? The worst part is you can't carry your journal over from one playthrough to the next.

>>9606003
Minimum of 3.
To get the three doodles of the robot you have to quit and reload your save when choosing them.

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>>9605744
be real with me, do you honestly think you're fooling anyone anymore?

Glad my art is helping out! I'm gonna be here for a loooong-ass time. NITW hit me real hard and I've been wanting to draw a ton of shit from it, plus there's that prequel episode coming out eventually, and that means MORE stuff for me to want to draw. You're gonna get a lot of content from me.

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>>9606139
Neato

Out of curiosity's sake, do you do lewd? Or just cute. I mean, your style is adorable so I can hardly even imagine you drawing them naked unless it's for humor's sake.
But I am eternally curious.

>>9604562
>SHE

>>9606139
I might draw some stuff for NitW. I'm getting my drawing tablet within two weeks. Do guys accept pencil and paper drawings, or are those frowned upon here?

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just post your fav's and shut

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>>9606325

>>9606309
We love all art. Please draw, some of the best art I've seen is p&p.

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>>9606325

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>>9606309
>>9606364
For example

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>>9606393
And redphlannel is a guy I follow on tumblr, all his stuff is done on paper.

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>>9606406

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>>9606325
yo

>>9606393
Nice! I'll try and work on a sketch but it might take some time.

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>>9606325
Selma looks so fluffy here

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>>9606325

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>>9606473
>was just about to post that
reee

>>9606473
That's adorable!

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>>9606501
Get fucked nerd

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>>9606381
>my edit is someone's favorite
AAAAA

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>>9606325

>>9606587
This is the picture that was in my head when I wrote the thing about Mae lying on the sofa and Gregg licking her feet.

>>9606587
oh yeah that's a classic

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>>9606596
It's adorable as heck

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>>9606610

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>>9606325
I want this fandom to never end

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Here's a small sketch of what I was thinking about doing.

>>9606642
This scene feels like a rip off of the Life is Strange scene with the train tracks. At least they were playing it relatively safe and not putting themselves in danger.

Although to be honest I can't really remember what they talked about here.

>>9606671
Not bad but in future you should crop it before uploading so 80% of the image isn't pointless.

>>9606693
Lori makes monsters out of metal figurines by letting the trains run over them.
She also talks about how she has weird thoughts about being an actual monster, and Mae admits she wants to eat someone.

No she's not into vore.

>>9606671
Would killer queen be a human?

>>9606712
Sorry, it was on a quick picture using my garbage phone. It was also just a small sketch on a flashcard.

>>9606738
I think the more pressing question is what would Stray Cat be?

>>9606738
>>9606753
It would still be a cat.

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>>9606777

Night in the Woods (2017)

>>9606817
Kek

>>9606817
More like 2024 at the rate they accomplish stuff.

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Eat my entire ass. Choke on it.

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See this
What do?

>>9607214
ignore it and keep browsing the thread

>>9607214
Take sympathy on her for being so poorly drawn and untie her.

Then maybe go back to her place and fuck, but not kiss her because her mouth probably tastes like an ashtray.

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>>9607214
PEE ON HER FEET

>>9607214
take a dUMP in her mouth!

>>9607245
It tasting like an ashtray would probably make it hotter.

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>>9607214
How was she smoking when she's tied up and gagged? It's clearly a trap of some kind.

>>9607495
The moment you try to help her they will catch you and throw you in the pit.

>>9607557
Save her and sacrifice yourself for her or leave her to die and save yourself?

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>>9607611
Shoot the cultists because I have a gun.
Rescue Bea.
Get sweet gator cloaca.
If she makes a big deal about me having guns mention how Marx said the workers should be armed, for only an armed populace can overthrow the shackles of tyranny and take power into their own hands.
Take her shooting.
Fuck her while she's trying to shoot and tease her about being a bad shot.

>>9607672
~teleports behind you~
sssssh, nothin personnel kID

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>>9607687
>it was a hologram

>>9607672
Just make sure you brief her on gun safety so she doesn't end up trying to shoot the bumper of a scrapped car and the bullet recoils and hits her.

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>>9607746
I would do everything in my power to protect this gator.

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>>9606243
Punk here,
I've done some lewd stuff here and there before, but I haven't really bothered at all with NITW since it's a pretty personal game for me and drawing porn of it feels strange.

However, I'd totally do lewd stuff for humor if there's a joke to be made. (I'd probably swap to an undetailed weaver style if I was going that route, though.)

>>9607772
We all would.

>>9607869
I have a friend who draws porn and he says it's a good way for him to pass the time.

Bea's mouth is probably big enough to fit Mae's entire foot inside.

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>>9607986
Probably big enough to fit her entire body in there.

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>>9608066

>>9607869
Noted.
I initially didn't want to write smut but then I did anyways cause I wanted Mae and Bombshell to fug.

>>9608236
How about a Mae Cole and Bombshell 3 way from an alternate universe where Mae has the social skills to not be repulsive to everyone she likes?

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>>9608066
>>9608143

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>>9608143
>>9608269

>>9608269
Nothing wrong with some harmless vore play between friends.

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>>9608236
I desperately want to see Mae talk to Bombshell again holy shit

>>9608236
>>9608452
haha never gonna happen suckers

>>9608452

Once they meet again they can have hot lesbian kisses.

Too bad the developers don't know what a story arc is or they could have written a story arc about Mae and Bombshell getting to know each other and a romance slowly growing.

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>>9608482

m-maybe on the road trip mae talks about th-they stop by the college and m-mae finds the bombshell bear and th-they exchange numbers and text the whooooooole trip

i can dream

>>9607214

>mmmm! hmmmlp!

"The frog doesn’t wash his feet
He thinks that they smell so sweet
He lives in a big lagoon
With smelly feet that don’t smell sweet"

>whmmt mhe mucc?

What stinky feet!

>hmmlp!

"Wow! This song about the frog is so easy, isn’t it?
Should we try to sing it using a different vowel sound?
Ok, let’s start with a!"

>mmet hmmlp

"Tha frag dasn’t wash has faat"

"fnmk muu"

"Ha thanks that thay small sa swaate
Ha laves an a bag lagaan
Wath smally faat that dan’t small swaat"

>>9608682
It would be cute at first, but Mae doesn't have a car and I wouldn't wish a long distance relationship on anyone, not even Mae!

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>>9608687
>rhymed sweet with sweet
stopped reading there kys

>>9608722
>>9608687
Lagoon doesn't even rhyme with anything. The second Sweet should really have been something to rhyme with Lagoon. Needs a serious rewrite!

Then again maybe whoever is keeping Bea captive is not so good with the rhyming.

>>9608258
I kinda wanna write that but I have literally no idea how to write a situation where all three would be in the same place at the same time.

>>9608504
>Bombshell
>romance
No matter how hard I try I can't see her being the dating kind of girl.

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>>9608687

>>9608758
>Lagoon doesn't even rhyme with anything.
Platoon rhymes with it.

>>9608766
Anything is possible in Fanfiction my friend. Just start it with a brief explanation of Mae finding Bombshell again and getting to know Cole, have her get close to both of them but make it clear it is not meant to be an exclusive thing, then Mae should propose a three way. Bombshell would probably be way down for it and Cole couldn't turn down two pretty girls!

Bombshell probably isn't the dating kind of girl all right, she just wants to fuck Mae, and Mae would be happy to because she has a gaping hole in her soul that can only be filled with attention, food and sex.

>>9608682
how about mae cheating on bea during the road trip, with bombshell trying to get her to ditch bea and bea growing more and more suspicious and mae has to make the decision to only stick to one otherwise both of them will hate her so she just snorts a lot of cocaine and dies

>>9608800
What I meant was Lagoon is not being rhymed with anything in this specific poem, not that there are no other words that rhyme with it. The Rhyme scheme was totally messed up. AABA, I mean, what?

>>9606671
would that make gregg yoshihiro?

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>>9609132
Gregg would be Koichi, because he really steals!

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>>9609132
I haven't thought of any of the other designs yet, so I don't know.

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>>9609208

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>>9608868

I find that more unnerving than an actual clever limerick

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>>9609362
Jesus Christ

>>9608838
That doesn't work in the context of the two stories I already wrote, actually though, would it be too much of a jump to think maybe Cole and bombshell go to the same college? Maybe in Mae is talking to bombshell and she brings up Cole and just so happens to have a picture saved on her computer because she definitely doesnt still like him. She shows bombshell who recognizes Cole. Maybe Mae and Bea go to a party, bombshell convince is Cole to go to the party. But Cole has a girlfriend and he definitely wouldn't cheat.
Still the easiest hurdle to overcome just oh we broke up or whatever.

>>9609062
Lmao

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>>9608687
I imagined someone on the same mental level of chris-chan saying this to Bea.

>>9609400
I didn't even know Cole had a girl friend. Could just "forget" about it. That is a good idea, way less contrived than mine.

Maybe we could collab or something, I do like writing collabs. Where do you post your stories?

>>9609446
Just put the story in an alternate universe.

>>9609486
AU Fanfics are lazy!

>>9609534
They're easy and cheap but they give a lot of room for ideas of "What if".

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>>9606671
I spent way too much goddamn time on this

>>9609650
Nice! I'm gonna try to do mine in the NitW style.

>>9609650
What a beautiful duwang

>>9609534
>lazy
More like autistic as fuck.

Isn't bombshell in another city hours away and Bea's cover was blown. Can Mae expect to ever see her again?

>>9609763
Probably not.

>>9609763
Not without a large amount of luck and/or fanfiction.

>>9609726
Part 7 and part 8 of Jojo were both AUs.

>>9609446
Writebin. And the two Bombshell things are ok Archive of Our Own.
Not a that I'm saying no but I am very particular about writing. Which is why I've been unable to write anything lately given the results are unsatisfying.

I dunno. I like being able to bounce ideas off people and get my stuff proof read.

>>9609486
That defeats the purpose doesn't it
I mean, I could make an AU where Mae isn't a fuckup and she marries Cole and they live happily ever after. But that's barely even fan fiction by that point.

>>9609588
What if's are more fun to talk about than write.

>>9609650
That's pretty nice actually. Spend time on things the results so far are excellent.

>>9609807
I've not read that far but as far as I know something happens at the end of part 6 that resets the timeline, so there is a canon in universe reason for them being AUs, and it's not just a fan disagreeing with a writer.

>>9609763
>Mae asks Bea to ask Jackie about that girl with the colored bangs and looks like this etc etc
>Bea asks Jackie, Jackie being the host of these parties stands a good chance of actually being friends with Bombshell
>Bea passes on the number to Mae
>Mae chokes on that entire thic bear ass the next weekend

Easy peasy

>>9609763
Jackie is still Bea's friend and will invite her to future parties. Plus the guests aren't going to always be the same and probably nobody will remember her anyway.

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>>9609763

>>9609807
Jojo is autistic as fuck.

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>there's no good mindbreak/bad end cult stuff for these characters

it's tough out there for a lunchpail pervert

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>>9609870
Yeah, it is.

>>9609842
>>9609845
You're right didn't think about the Jackie connection

>>9609808
I am also very particular about writing, I find in a collab one person usually needs to give up control and submit to the other one's will, usually depending on who came up with the original concept.

I am a total grammar nazi though, so even though my descriptions and ideas are not the best, (I have written over 50 stories but they are usually the same 7 or 8 ideas multiple times each with different characters) Proof reading is the one thing I am really good at, so I could give it a look over if you want.

>>9609842
Easy Peasy kill me pleasey.
In all seriousness that is actually a great idea and would make perfect sense in a fanfic.

>>9609872
I still wonder what that bear guy did to deserve that.

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>>9609763
>cover
There was no cover, it was all in Bea's head. Nobody there actually cared if she was from PS and doesn't go to college

>>9609944
Literally nothing most likely.

>>9609944
probably made fun of one of the cultist's maga hats

>>9609923
Well the stuff in question is Total Bombshell and A Weekend Not So Alone.
If you wanna help me write a third one then go ahead and read those and tell me what you think. They're in the NSFW sections of the writebin.

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in another world where the cultists all wear mage outfits instead

>>9609949
goddamn thats cute

>>9609944
we don't have any proof that that kid got pit-chucked

maybe a cultist was just lonely and wanted a friend

>>9610061
Or just an unrelated fapfic about Mae and bombshell. No one has to continue a story that's already started when the option of a brand new fic exists. A new fic would be good too. I'd like either way since I love bombshell x mae

>>9610114
Being a cultist never gets lonely!

>just finished watching jojo
>suddenly jojo memes in the thread
was it that i never realized or that it just started

>>9610176
The jojo memes have always been here.

>>9610149
>Bored
>Guess I'll go hang out with the hole that sings about wanting me to throw people into it non-stop all the time.

>>9610061
Just read Total Bombshell, I really liked it. It was cute and hot, you really got their personalities well represented.

Got a few nitpicks though. You do the "The bear" and "The cat" thing way too much. Just call them by their names! Saying "Their Sexes" is super cringey, glad you only did it once. Mae came super quickly for it being her first time. I guess Bombshell is just talented.

Otherwise you have great writing skills and the story was well worth reading. I'll check out the second one in a bit.

>>9610115

I can't speak for anyone else but I have a huge boner for continuity so a third part would be fun.

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Christ I've drawn more for this thread than I have anything the whole past week.

I'm gonna drop out for a bit and come back later at night. Ciao!

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if you had to work a job in possum springs, where would you try to get hired?

since nitw takes place in some sort of late capitalism hellworld where pirating a movie lands you ten years in prison, you don't get to be a neet

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>>9610336
thank you for the content my friend

>>9610342
Just throw me in the pit desu

>>9610342
Ol Pickaxe.

At least hauling rock salt feels like a real job and not some service industry shit.

>>9610342
Pickaxe, I'm good at manual labor and fixing shit so it fits me to a T

>>9610115
If someone wants to make an unrelated one then I'm all for it.
But I'd wanna continue my little story if I write about Bombshell again. It's a loose enough story that it works fine.

And it would feel really weird to just retread old ground. I have a specific idea for how she acts and all and having the two meet for the first time again? Ehhh

Am I being petty? I feel kinda petty. I'm not claiming a monopoly on the character but I've akr art wrote stuff on her. I'd wanna continue doing that instead of making something unrelated.

>>9610324
Yeah this is the first time I've written since I was in high school so I'm a bit rusty. And I hate repetition. Just saying Mae Mae Mae over and over again bothers me. Not that switching between Mae and the cat is a lot better.
Also using bear helps me dance around the fact Bombshell doesn't have a real name.
But I agree with your complaints fully. I am an amateur in every sense of the word.

>>9610401
>>9610452
oh no, there's only one position open, looks like bea gets to watch two dudes race to shovel rock salt for the job

>>9610486
Fuck my phone. I meant already wrote on her.

>>9610324
Oh I also just figured Mae would be both a quick shot due to nerves and that Bombshell has a lot of experience, yes.

>>9610509
Have them fight to the death.

>>9610549
bea doing the joker thing where she snaps a pool cue in half

Tryouts!

>>9610486
It is counter intuitive, but just saying "Mae Mae Mae" over and over again is actually better than coming up with weird synonyms, because the reader doesn't even think about the character's name, as it is just their name, but if you start describing her as "the cat" or bombshell as "the bear" or "Blue haired girl" then it gets super distracting and takes the reader out of the story.

Pretending Bombshell is her real name is fine for the sake of stories since she doesn't have one.

>>9610534

Some people say I put realism over sexiness, and maybe they're right, but I think that realism is sexy, so Mae being inexperienced and nervous would cause her to last longer than she otherwise would. Also even if Bombshell has a lot of experience, she doesn't know what Mae likes because what everybody likes is different, so to be more realistic and probably hotter it would be better to add more communication about what each of them likes or doesn't like other than "Yeah, right there."

If you want to be lazy about it you could add some time skips in the sex scenes, like what you were doing with cutting away to Bea to make it seem like they last longer and every character doesn't have a hair trigger and cums as soon as they are touched. (This is actually a big problem in 50 shades of grey as all the sex scenes are described in real time with no time skips, making everyone super sensitive)

I am not a professional either, but I have a couple of years of smut writing experience, I may be a talentless hack but I have picked up a few methods and pointers along the way. Hope this helps.

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ugh, i'm sick of garbo and malloy, let's see what animal MEMRI is up to

>>9610648
Nerves can cause someone to last longer or less. Everyone is different.
Girls are capable of premature ejaculation too. Just without the ejaculation unless they're a squirter I guess.

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>>9610708

>>9610648
Hm yeah. I getcha.
I'll be home in 3 hours or so, we actually have a discord server for writing we mostly never use, but you're welcome to join it and actually use it to discuss writing and stuff.

>>9611032
That's cool, I'd like to get in on that! Maybe even find someone to write a collab with, who knows!

I used to write stuff on my own but I am far too lazy, and collaberation is more fun anyway. I am reading the second Bombshell story now, I think it is better than the first but i will save my thoughts until the end.

>>9611668
>Christmas tree hair
I giggled

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>>9611684

>>9611820
And that got a solid chuckle.

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>>9611898
Thanks, I try

To nobody's surprise, it looks like the May update, which was supposed to patch in the last of the kickstarter characters, isn't going to happen in May. Chances are, any new characters they add won't do anything for us. I still don't think anybody drew the gay otter they patched in before. But hey, you never know.

>>9608295
fic when?

Gay otters?? I was not aware they existed, post that shit

>>9612002
So they didn't even include the kickstarter backer rewards in the base version of the game?

Even if they patch in major fixes, most people who bought it have already finished it and their first impressions have been made, and you never get a second chance at a first impression.

>>9612045
If you like I could repurpose a fic I wrote where Breath of the Wild came out about Prince Sharkfish eating Link to be about Bea and Mae, although it probably wouldn't be anything special.

>>9612085
fuckin do it

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>>9612002
>still pushing the FEMALE OTTER is gay meme

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>>9605604
so what are y'all up to tonight? Anything fun or interesting?

>>9612167
It's male.

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>>9612177
doing homework and drawing for you guys

>>9612177
Memorial day guests left a couple hours ago so I plan to remove my pants and make sexual passes at someone in this thread before bed.

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Karen and mae say good night

>>9612252
No, it's female.

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>>9612253
thats very nice of you anon

>>9612296
erotic desu. I was about to go choke the chicken myself after I pound my beer.

>>9612152

“Let’s start by getting you out of those wet clothes!” said Bea, kneeling down and grabbing Mae’s shirt, pulling it off over her head. Bea leaned down and buried her face in Mae’s neck, and began licking at it.

“Ahh...” gasped Mae as Bea licked her. Bea’s head and tongue were so big. Bea’s tongue licking Mae’s neck made her shiver. she could feel Bea’s sharp teeth gently pressing into her neck. and her hands rubbing over Mae’s back.

“You taste so good” Bea whispered in Mae’s ear as she grabbed Mae’s trousers and lowered them, so Mae was just in her underpants. Mae gasped and shivered as Bea whispered in her ear. Bea soon stopped kissing Mae’s neck and moved on to her face. Mae opened her mouth and licked at Bea’s lips, and suddenly Bea forced her large tongue into Mae’s mouth. Mae closed her eyes and let Bea kiss her deeply.

“So, are you ready to do the thing?” asked Bea, looking into Mae’s eyes as she broke the kiss.

“I’m ready.” said Mae with a nod. Bea grabbed Mae by the arms and lifted her clean off the ground. Bea lifted Mae above her head, and then lowered her so both of the cat’s feet were in her mouth. Mae started to laugh. Bea’s tongue was tickling her feet. Bea pushed Mae deeper into her mouth until Mae’s feet were pushed down her throat, and Mae could feel her swallowing.

“hey, watch the teeth!” said Mae as she felt Bea’s teeth scraping at her hips. Bea mumbled something that could have been “Sorry”, but it was impossible to tell. Bea’s teeth were poking slightly into Mae’s hips. It didn’t particularly hurt, but Mae felt that if Bea were to suddenly bite down, nothing would be able to save her. Knowing that made her heart beat even faster. she could feel Bea’s throat squeezing on her feet, it was so tight.

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>>9612326
>The look in that cat's eyes
That bird is going to fucking die.

>>9612361

As Bea swallowed her deeper, Mae felt the Crocodile’s tongue licking around her inner thighs, then moved up and licked the front of her panties. Mae’s panties were already soaked with the water from the swim they had taken and Bea’s saliva and Bea’s tongue licking the front was sending shivers all over Mae’s body. Bea put her hands on Mae’s shoulders and pushed her deeper.

Mae was up to her chest in Bea’s mouth by now and the Crocodile’s tongue was rubbing all over her crotch and thighs. Mae had her eyes shut and was focusing on the sensations. the tight squeezing on her lower legs, the tongue licking at her inner thighs and crotch, the sharp teeth scraping gently on her chest and the powerful hands pushing her down, it was too much for Mae to handle.

As her waist slipped into Bea’s throat, the pressure on her cock increased significantly. Bea had pulled her tongue out from between Mae’s legs and was now licking at her back. the feeling of Bea swallowing on Mae’s crotch through her underwear, combined with her slowly sliding her way down Bea’s neck was too much for Mae. she was in Bea’s mouth up to her neck when she came.

Mae cried out as she a twinge of pleasure in her clit and she thrust her hips, rubbing herself against Bea’s insides. Mae’s whole body spasmed and twitched. she couldn’t control herself as Bea closed her mouth, plunging Mae into darkness. Mae couldn’t see a thing as her climax subsided, but Bea kept swallowing, and after a few seconds Mae’s head was forced Bea’s throat. Mae couldn’t breathe. It was so tight. she was still being pushed down, and just as Mae was starting to get lightheaded from lack of air, she emerged into Bea’s stomach, where she could finally breathe again.

“You okay in there?” she sheard Bea’s voice rumble from somewhere above her.

“Yeah, fine.” said Mae.

>>9612378
“Just call me when you want out” said Bea. Mae couldn’t see a thing. It was dark, tight, and wet. her body arms and legs were pressed to her body. she could shear Bea’s heart beating above her. Mae tried to fidget around a bit to get more comfortable, but she could hardly move. the movements she did make caused Bea to chuckle, which she could feel. It felt so strange, being inside Bea, but Mae really liked it. After some time, Mae could feel her skin beginning to tingle.

“hey, it’s getting a bit acidic in here, I want out.” Mae yelled.

“Say no more.” Bea replied. Mae could feel Bea standing up, and after a few more seconds, she could feel strong muscles pushing her, she began sliding up Bea’s oesophagus, and before she knew it she could see light. Bea grabbed her arms and pulled her out of her mouth.

>>9612405
If I mention Mae's cock at all please understand this was originally about Link and Sidon and I may not have caught every mention of genitals and changed it, I hope you understand. If it bothers you feel free to imagine Mae is futa or herm.

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>>9612365
not today

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>>9612449
>feel free to imagine Mae

>vorefags are in this thread RIGHT NOW
Inevitable. What fetishes are we missing at this pount? I think we've covered everything significant we just need a couple of the really obscure ones at this point.

>>9612177
Our cooler broke at work so we had to stuff everything in our retarder.
I was going to be hanging with the family except another cooks went on vacation last week and broke her hip so here I am.

They're probably gonna want me to work tomorrow to cover another shift so I'll probably just turn my phone off.

It's too bad the freezer didn't break because if it did we would have to close for a few days while they ship us a restock.

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>>9612464
You madman!

>>9612617
The weird part is I'm not even into vore, I just wrote that for a friend for an art/story trade.

Frankly, there's not enough Mae/The Hole fiction.

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>>9612693

>>9612729
Hole senpai!

>>9612693
Have Mae be dead memed into the hole

>>9612729
i WILL find a way to jerk off to this

>>9612617
>What fetishes are we missing at this pount? I think we've covered everything significant we just need a couple of the really obscure ones at this point.

I had an idea for a story about Candy giving Mae an enema but I later thought better of it.

>>9612841
i'm pretty amazed that there hasn't been a shitload of grimdark bullshit considering the game contains a cult worshiping a cosmic horror monster

>>9612898
i'm willing to bet its because of how late in the game it is

>>9612841
We have scatfags already.

>>9612898
>>9612917
And even then it is only implied for the most part. Sure there was the onscreen murder (Coincidentally, it was the exact moment the game shits itself and dies) but that seemed relatively quick and painless, and it didn't seem the cult were into the Grimdark stuff.

Obviously people could extrapolate it and make some really fucked up stuff, but I don't know how many people are even unironically into that stuff and don't just do it for bait.

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>>9612693
>>9612729

>>9613000
You can fuck off now, dude. Getting kinda annoying

>>9613000
the cultists milling around is a nice touch
>"HEY IF I FUCK THIS HOLE AM I YOUR NEW MOM?"

>>9613000
cool

>>9613000
That's hilarious.
Ignore that one guy. We have a resident shitposter who's been trying to kill these threads since day 2.
He samefags a lot.

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>>9613092
>we need more content
>stop making content

>>9613000
>>9613092

I miss Jackieposter

>>9613125
This isn't one content, it's one dumb faggot attention whoring like crazy. We get it. Now fuck off.
>>9613120
>>9613105
>>9613099
Samefag

>>9613000
Stop causing problems here and leave

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I just ate some Donut Wolf. The Jelly was Creamy, and the Donuts were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Donut Wolf came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the Donut Wolf, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Donut Wolf cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The Donut Wolf employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded pastry dough.
They quickly tenderized the dough with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the glaze and frosting around the Donut.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Donut Wolf definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>>9613170
Subtle as always virusanon.

>>9613189
Shut up virusanon

>>9613170
bait harder

>>9613129
>>9613170

dude I've only posted the comic, none of those replies are me.

Also, I'd rather not? Having a lot of fun drawing and you seem to be the only guy that minds, so I'm sticking around, sorry.

>>9613249
Try not being an attention whore instead
>>9613189
>>9613214
>>9613229
samefag

>>9613171
This is pretty unrelated, I know, but this just occurred to me. When Mae freaked out and trashed the Donut wolf bathroom, what exactly was it that triggered it?

As far as I remember she was just a little annoyed that the ghost hunting mission wasn't going too well, but was there something else I missed?

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>>9613249
I like your art, but please don't bring problems here. The threads have been mercifully comfy for the past month or so.

Anyway screw drama, post STURDY

>>9613249
don't mind him he's just either baiting or acting like a fagot
if he really cared he would make content

draw maebea just to piss him off

>>9613249
>and you seem to be the only guy that minds
I mind, too. But people will just say it's the same guy to white knight you. Just don't be an attention whore. Those are the worst artists.

>>9613323
Well, alright. I'm not sure how one becomes an art attention whore though. Am I just posting too many drawings?
>>9613289
That's fine! Didn't intend to, wasn't going to engage past that first post. I'd draw sturdy but I suck ass at muscles.

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>artist drama
Ya'll just can't keep it together for more than a week, can you.

>>9613406
Again ignore them(him). You're fine man.

We have a resident shitposter is all.

>>9613443
please we need drawfags
you could be an asshole for all i care i just want content

ALABAMA ANONS SAVE US FROM THIS DISCOURSE BY POSTING YOUR TAINT

>>9613406
By not acting like one maybe? look it's just advice, I'm not going to blindly white knight you like this idiot
>>9613443
Better yourself through your actions and make the thread a better place, just don't be an attention whore

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>>9613410
>1-2 people fly off the handle because someone is posting doodles instead of shitposting and doomsaying
>"drama"

>>9613406
How about you fuck off

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>>9613443
>>9613466

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How are these even still a thing?

>>9613498
You're literally avatarfagging, dumb shit. How about you stop that for starters? this isn't your private blog

>>9613516
>You're literally avatarfagging
he is literally not
gr8 b8 m8

>>9613530
SICK WHITEKNIGHT FAGGOT, SUCK HIS COCK NEXT

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I want to visit bea in the hospital

>>9613548
bait harder

Just dump the fucking pony porn and end this

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>>9613498
Why are you doing this to the thread?

>>9613498
Attention whore more, avatarfag

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>>9613566
>pony
ew

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>>9612693

More of the one true pairing.

>>9613631
Kill yourself avatarfaggot

Huh. So whiteknighting is the new angle he's pushing. Interesting.
I thought he'd actually left too.

Maybe he thought we were dying, but seeing us actually active again made him resume his effort?
I mean what it's been a week since we last saw him right?

>>9613631
Weird people like the hole so much when it is such a tiny part of the game and they don't even make a big deal of it in the game.

>>9613631
HOW DARE YOU POST NEW SHIT
KILL YOURSELF

>>9613631
This is practically OC, btw, stop. Do some Maebea instead ? or you not into lesbian gator cat shenanigans

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I got another child on the way that makes eleven. But I'm in constant heaven.

>>9613665
>This is practically OC
how?

>>9613631
Thanks for ruining the thread btw. Idk if the art was worth it but it's cute

>>9613679
The hole is an OC because it is not a character in the game, it is just a hole.

>>9613692
and this is bad why?

>>9613692
Yeah I agree he should draw Ibon instead.

>>9613679
>making something not in the game a character
>how is this OC?!

Uh..??
>the hole is in the game
So are trees, fire hydrants, bridges, houses, other random inanimate shit here, etc.

>>9613673
Anon if you have 10 children I think you're in hell and have Stockholm syndrome.

>>9613719
>don't draw an OC, he should draw an OC instead
Nope, he should draw Selmers' fat ass instead

>>9613723
god damn where is all this salt coming from

I'd rather see Mae shipped with God from her dream. At least he is in the game, and he even has somewhat of a personality and you could get some funny situations out of it.

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>>9613692
Fixed and is now totally in character.

>>9613761
Huh? just because I'm not agreeing with you doesn't auto = salt. Grow up, or are you the white knight that was fighting with virusanon? get off your defenses, anon, people aren't always going to agree with you, learn to accept instead of just running to the closest exit

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I bet Gregg and Angus are into some kinky stuff.

Maybe in the morning, Gregg would lube up Angus's butt and slip a good sized buttplug with remote control vibration up there. They'd leave for work and Gregg would take the vibrator. Angus would have the plug in his butt all day when he's at work, stretching him out and moving around as he walked.

On Gregg's break he would come into the video shop and have the remote for the vibrator in his pocket. He'd turn on the vibration and start talking to Angus. Angus would pretend nothing was happening and Gregg would steadly increase the vibrations until Angus reacted. If there was a customer in, Gregg would turn on the vibration when Angus was talking to the customer.

When they get home, Angus wouldn't be able to take it anymore, He'd be so horny from having his butt plugged all day he'd pull gregg into the bedroom, strip him off and fuck him right there, unless Gregg was in the mood to be on top, then Gregg would pull out the plug and go to town on Angus's ass, loosened and relaxed from the plug. The next day, they could switch roles, and Gregg could wear the plug and Angus could take the remote.

>trying to take a joke seriously
You people are incredible. Only 4chan could get angry become someone gave a hole eyes for a quick giggle.

>>9613800
You should fuck off instead, attention whore faggot

>>9613800
Can you stop provoking more drama ?

>>9613800
Maybe these pictures are actually demonstrating that Mae's mental health has sunk so low that she is anthropomorphising inanimate objects and hallucinating they are real and trying to date them. It could be meant to be sad and it is actually a lot more clever than we were all letting on

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>drama and bitching
I thought we were past this

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>>9613827
he needs to do more
this is fucking amazing

>>9613800
This is what I meant by art attention whoring, anon. It's not "drawing too many pictures" it's drawing attention to yourself solely to get these (you)s. Don't be that guy.

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>>9613873
>this is fucking amazing
I fail to see the appeal, honestly. Good night Possum Springs! hopefully you've all calmed down by tomorrow

>>9613817
Mae would love a relationship like this, too bad Gregg is taken.

>>9613724
It's Zep you dip.

>>9613890
>someone makes a joke about throwing Mae in a hole
>anon turns joke on it's head and actually makes Mae attracted to the hole
>draws 2.5 pictures of this
>attention whoring

Hm I don't follow myself.

>>9613975
Who?

>>9614000
No, Zep. They don't even play the same genre you tool.

>>9614000
Robert Plant, Jimmy Paige, John Paul Jones, John Bonham.

this thread's only out of balance because the people who normally post about how they wanna fuck the mouse aren't active today

>>9614055
Fuck the mods

>>9614075
Sorry bro stuck at work all day, my mouse fucking energy is low.

I would a Lori though

>>9614075
I think we all want to fuck her on some level but most of us are quiet about it

I mean, who wouldn't want to pour sweet tasting fake blood all over Lori then lick it off?

>>9614055
>>9614073
Oh I get it. Wasn't thinking of music.

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>>9614128
I sure would!

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>>9614145
Get that gross shit out of here, I can't fap to this. But I can fap to THIS

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>>9613859
joke is officially dead
just like mae

>>9614203
It was rocky there for a while but I think you saved it. Well done. The joke can now die happy knowing that it didn't overstay its welcome.

>>9614075
I wanna fuck her with the force of a thousand suns but she's not really come up so I haven't had a reason to mention that.

>>9614238
Perfect, mission accomplished.

Lori was a mistake

>>9614266
You were a mistake

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Which is your favourite Zep album? I really like Physical Graffiti or 2. If you were going to fuck to any of their albums it would have to be the second for me.

>>9614241
all it takes is one shit post to set the thread aflame

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>>9614266
A mistake I'll fucking fix with a claw hammer, a box of nails, and my cock embedded with razor blades.

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>>9614278

>>9614299
(you)

>>9614281
I can't think about fucking these characters to anything but The Mountain Goats.

>>9614299
waitwaitwait, so, your plan involves hammering razors into your own dick?

>>9614342
Have you ever read his book? Supposedly it's pretty good.

>>9614344
No, I dig them in by hand. The hammer is to remove Lori's teeth.

>>9614374
Why the nails then?

>>9614398
To replace her teeth.

>>9614344
Kinky

>>9614266
Shut your whore mouth

>>9614406
have you ever even TRIED to do dentistry with razors driven into your hog?
It's not that easy

>>9614406
Is this before or after she gives you the blowie?

>>9614426
It's a lot easier with an erection I'll you that.

>>9614436
Before. I wouldn't put my cock near a woman without teeth honestly.

>>9614344
Out of everything in this thread, this has by far made me laugh the hardest.
Holy shit rip my sides

>>9614454
So dick razors against nail teeth. I like it.

Gregg is probably way into toys. He probably uses them on Angus all the time, and one day, when Gregg and Mae were talking about Sex, Gregg lets his guard down and tells Mae this. Mae this it's super hot, and asks Gregg if he'd like to play with her, jokingly at first, but she is trying to gauge his reaction.

Gregg is into it and the conversation eventually turns serious, but Mae says she would never do anything with Gregg because it would be cheating on Angus. Gregg says it's okay, because he and Angus are in a semi open relationship, and as long as he clears it with Angus first and plays it safe with Mae and there are no strings attached, it'll be fine.

Angus worries that due to Mae's unstable personality it could have unforeseen consequences, but he doesn't want to stop Gregg doing it if he wants to, so he is okay with it.

Gregg and Mae would ride on Gregg's bike to a nice secluded spot in the woods and pitch a tent for some privacy, then go in and Gregg would show Mae his toys.

Mae would take off her pants and Gregg would start with a small but powerful bullet vibe, and use it on Mae's clit, which would get her super wet. Mae is happy to let Gregg do what he wants. Once she is wet, Gregg could lube up a dildo and gently slide it into her pussy, moving it at a pace she is comfortable with while still stimulating her with the vibe.

Gregg asks Mae if she is into butt stuff, and when she says she is he shows her a small plug, suitable for beginners, lubes it up, and lets her insert it into her butt herself so she isn't hurt. Once it is in, he goes back to using the vibe and dildo. He gradually moves it faster, while using the vibe on her clit and licking around her pussy. He doesn't like girls that much, but he likes the juice.

Mae can't control herself. The vibrations cause her to squeeze and clench around the plug and Dildo, the vibrations make her whole body tingle and Gregg's tongue is so tickle she can't stop giggling and moaning in pleasure.

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This thread is going places.

Like the pit.
At any rate, guy who's interested in the writing collab, you still here? I can drop a Discord link if so.

>>9614526
That's me, go ahead.

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Basically all I think about when I imagine Bea.

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>>9614545
Here ya go

>>9614552
Such a loveable scamp, ain't she?

I swear to God if you draw a fat Bea I will kill myself just to haunt you forever. It would not be a good time for you, now or ever again.

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>>9614545
>>9614559
Fuck me
https://discord.gg/c3Cqq

>>9614561
>DUDE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY LMAO

There's already a fat bea pic anyway

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>>9614561
I know what you're doing but fuck you you're not getting my stash of big Beas.

>>9614576
Please don't fucking remind me.

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>>9614577
>Bombshell's ass
I wasn't expecting this erection all of a sudden

I honestly feel zero pity for Lurv. I mean, the cult doesn't even kill people before hurling them into the hole, how could he possibly fuck up a kidnapping so badly that it resulted in someone's arm getting severed?

>>9614607
>getting hard from inferior ass

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>>9614607
Oh man, do you not know of glorious Sig's work?
Or did you merely forget?

>>9614620
and not only that, but nobody even thought to pick it up afterwards.

just got the maestro achievement, fuck pumpkin head guy forever

>>9614629
>inferior
>because I don't like LOLWHALE BLUBBER ASS SO HOT XDD

Literally neck yourself. Or better yet, get along with other thicfags.
>>9614636
I do know of it, I've seen to it many times, just popped up out of the blue that's all

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>>9614660
The fat contains at least an extra 20% of flavor for the ass and improves the texture and mouth feel you plebeian.

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If you walk you're gonna get there, although it takes a little longer.

>>9614710
I still find it funny when really erotic images with very detailed and realistic proportions still use Bea's perspective-cheatin'-ass head

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>>9614698
Well I like Bombshell's thic ass more. Selmers has a fine ass but I prefer the bomb.

>>9612464
inb4 fic of this

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>>9614749