Murderous Games 231
>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.
Also really hope you didn't like the background, it slows me down considerably since every time I take screenshots it freezes up my computer for like 45 seconds.
Funky cowboy beats to get you in the mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alWrXECI08s
Lenny
>>9585654
IRON DOG GASCOIGNE
>>9585654
Ryoma Hoshi
Saints
Bullet Hood
General Ocelot
Iron Dog
>>9585654
Anarchy Stocking
Bullet Club
Gal Inkling
Good Vibes Haru
Ryougi Shiki
>>9585654
Monochrome Mayor of Cantown
Len
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9585654
Pandemonium Ahri
Cirno
>>9585654
Draco
Spark
>>9585654
Cream
Super Cool Team!
Pandemonium Space Dandy
>>9585654
Aikawa
monochrome
Kindred Hunter
Lickilicky
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9585654
Monochrome Yotsuba
Ai Ebihara
>>9585654
Pals Seniorita Machoke
>>9585654
Pandemonium Leader Astaroth
Gal Luluco
Good Vibes Phil Elverum
>>9585654
Pandemonium leviathan
>>9585654
Gal Watashi
Monochrome Ash
George Constanza
>>9585654
Iron Dog Ridley
Osamu Dazai
>>9585654
Mikun
Gals Eric Andre
>>9585654
Mono OC-Guy
>>9585654
Dog Mom
OH GOD WERE DEAD
Gal Reigen Arataka
>>9585654
Monochrome Link
My Fairy
Kosaku Kawajiri
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Regidad
>>9585654
Pandemonium Emi
stu
Bobby Fulbright
>>9585654
Saints Buff Vampire
Togame
MANIGOLDO DE CANCER
SAINTS
>>9585654
Iron Dog Agrias
Gal Red Leader
>>9585654
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
Deku
>>9585819
what the fuck
did u know that bread is a poor thermal conductor
>>9585803
FUCKING MOSQUITOES MAKING ME POST LATE AAAAAHHH
>>9585854
At least your internet isn't trying to actively kill you.
>>9585878
I'm right behind you.
>internet
Gal Misuzu
Should I fap to Emma Stone?
>>9585619
Yeah, mostly the thirst and shit, some straying from the ava's abilities/personality. Nothing I notice nowadays at least. Either way that's in the past and it's all nitpicky shit anyway.
I can't name a specific one I dislike, but I know that the ones that stood out were those two, really enjoy them
>>9585677
It is what it is my dude, take the advice if you want to but I agree with that label as of right now and it's the main reason I in particular have problems with you.
>>9585895
o shit.
>>9585754
winning team joiner
Monochrome Monoko
>>9585922
waddup
>tfw I didn't want to be late so I didn't enter a faction
>>9585929
That's not monochrome
>>9585930
plz don't hurt me, I just want to circlejerk on the internet....
>complains about the german tools not working for the millionth time
anyway check it
>>9585922
>stabs the shit out of you
>internet
>>9585927
Go cry about it to Haru.
>>9585954
>>9585726
>>9585804
>>9585842
>>9585690
>>9585954
Give the kid my spot. He needs the practice more than I do.
>>9585954
En avant, Iron Dogs
>>9585954
7>12
Adachi
>>9585954
>>9585703
>>9585716
>>9585748
>>9585786
The dusk light shines once more on the battlefield.
Hey! Nice to meet you all, let's make another performance like yesterday... especially you Ahri
>winks
Oh Dandy... You weren't here of course but we completly wipped out Tomomo and won a factory last time. It was such a pretty sight...
Alright, let's go everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJE058TJkHI
>>9585954
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9585954
Let's slay those beasts!
>>9585966
Adelheid is better than you.
>>9585954
Give my spot to him, please
>>9585822
>>9585954
I'm ready to pop some puyos.
>>9586012
How about you pop my puyos instead
>>9585916
It's just infuriating because no one ever tells me *why* I'm a "wannabe oldfag." Closest reason I've gotten is cracking a joke with Archer about Shion's luck, which is not only petty in the grand scheme of the issue, but it's also not indicative of much beyond me saying something I've heard about in an effort to make small talk with someone.
>>9585954
>You iform the host there may be a certai issue with oe of the letters i your ame.
>>9586011
THANKS, DUDE
>>9585954
May the best win!
>>9585954
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9585987
>Ahri winks back, making a finger pistol towards the succubus.
Hopefully I don't get taken out so easily...
>>9585954
Looks good to me!
>>9586045
You look good to me.
>>9586028
Don't mention it, young man. You seem like you need training more than I do
>>9585954
Can I join Monochrome sir?
>>9586024
Now why would I do that? That would just put more work on my side.
>>9585878
Smacked the fuck out of the pest, shit's deader than dead now.
Motherfucker isn't even worth incinerating, threw it in the shitter as fast as possible.
I really hate summer.
I wish you good luck with your internet problem, anon.
>>9586061
oh my god fuck off and die
>>9586045
Your breakfast looks good to me.
>>9585706
>>9585667
If I can't shoot you or stab you, can I blow you up instead? Like I said, silly, no one paid me to do it yet. If I was, you wouldn't be talking right now! So stop worrying already.
>>9585954
Just figured out what bullet club actually was. Can't be seen with these losers.
>>9585803
>>9585692
>>9586080
>tfw unironically thought the same
>>9586027
You make passive aggressive comments about the "jaded oldfags," you make comments about how you're giving oldfags advice and bringing them inspiration or bringing them back to the games, you're always saying shit like nobody tells you why you're a wannabe oldfag when I've seen multiple anons tell you exactly why, you try to relate to things that happened before your time, afaik you seem to really suck up to a lot of the oldfags on Discord, etc. You're becoming like Seth where you hype yourself up and try to give people advice but you've got none of the experience to back it up, so you just end up looking pretty conceited. You're still new, so don't try and act like you're not, man.
Either way a game's starting, let's not continue this into the game.
>>9585987
Nothing like returning to the battlefield with such great news to pump up my energy! Let's get the show started! How big are we?
Okay uninstalling and reinstalling the screen capture thing didn't work...anyone got any other ideas for fixing those black lines?
>>9585946
Thank you!
>>9585948
But I am?
>>9586135
What black lines?
fucking religion
>>9586143
My pleasure. Good luck to you.
>>9586083
Oh shit thanks.
Good to see fellow Cancer helping each others out.
You were born between the 21st of June and 22nd of July, right ?
>>9586035
Yeah me too... But who cares about how you're being taken... out when you already gave the best this game could offer?
...
Right?
Let's keep our confrontation for the end this though, as much as I hunger for it.
>>9586125
Big than heavens and earth united Dandy... or will... soon enough
You can see the map here : http://8ch*pl/yga/res/104.html#205
Prepare your biggest gun Dandy, we have many to put down tonight again.
>>9586119
I disagree with some of that, but as you said, game's starting. Bygones be bygones. Or something.
>>9585975
Thanks for that. I'll do us both good, I promise.
>>9586203
Fucking put me in red in your shipping chart.
>>9586148
These ones
>>9586230
Oh don't know, try resetting your zoom level
>>9586004
That pushover? Tell me this, if he is so great then how come he can't even host his own tournaments anymore? The Bernsteins lost the rights to some Russian.
FUCKING HURRY UP YUNO YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT
>>9586212
I'll be watching closely. If you die I'll be here to comfort you. Not everyone is capable of killing off 47 other tributes with ease. Even I would have trouble with that.
>>9586240
Didn't work
>>9586266
take a screenshot of your desktop
>>9585946
>>9585975
>>9585984
>>9586011
>>9586083
>>9586061
Done.
>>9586027
Clever and fixed along with the other names that got cut off.
>>9586259
Tell people not to swap and Aikawa to make tools that work so I can stop having aneurysms every time I host.
GOOD LORD LET'S FINALLY START
Neutral: 19
Gals: 7
Monochrome: 6
Iron Dogs: 5
Pandemonium: 4
Good Vibes: 3
Saints: 2
Bullet Club: 1
Muricans: NOT REPRESENTED
Cool Bastards: NOT REPRESENTED
Akatsuki: NOT REPRESENTED
Fairy Tail: NOT REPRESENTED
BLOODBATH
>>9586283
OH GOD, WHY IS THIS THING FOLLOWING ME? LEAVE ME ALOOONE!
>>9586274
1: No
2: Why
3: Can't do it with the screen capture device anyway
>>9586283
I count five pandemonium members, host.
Other than that...
>she deploys her wings and flies into the night sky
>>9586200
Way ahead of you, baby!
>Dandy presses a few buttons on his wrist device. You can hear some sort of flying vehicle approaching at very high speeds.
>>9586259
Calm the fuck down butthead, she's operating in Seth Time.
Every good hosts operate in Seth Time.
>>9586283
Never thought I'd say this:
ROOTING FOR CANCER
>>9586283
>>9586283
>reads amout per represented faction
Nice countdown
>>9586283
>5 iron dogs
Huh
>>9586283
It's time to get a move on I suppose. But not before taking this. Could come in handy later on.
>>9586329
>>9586200
>Which was a space racing car transformed into a mecha, landing next to dandy for him to climb to the pilot seat
>>9586195
>This earns a twitch from her until he explained himself. She then belts out an obviously fake laugh.
Haha hahaha! You're so funny, mister! Let's just keep that a secret okay?
>>9586283
So many gal pals this time around... I have a good feeling about this game!
>>9586200
Of course... I just need to play smart. I already have plenty of endurance to last as long as needed.
>>9586283
>Keeping a close eye, Ahri's horse isn't stolen from her this time.
>>9586344
June 2nd.
>>9586398
Have you ever had friends before Anon
>>9586398
>It's another Anon gets blueballed by characters flirting episode
>>9586356
Is it 4? I got mixed up with the swaps.
>>9586283
DAY ONE
Deku is feeling a bit more like himself today, it seems.
The leader of Good Vibes enlists some help from Monochrome to hold a fort, but will it be enough?
And lastly, Cream demonstrates good use of street knowledge to avoid stranger danger and possibly being molested.
>>9586414
I have plenty of them, but I don't constantly circlejerk with them in threads every waking second of the day
Name one (1) good anime girl in HG
What would be the best ava to kick Ash Crimson's ass?
>>9586424
Be vewy vewy quiet.
>>9586430
Nep!
>>9586425
no in real life.
>>9586430
Lana's mom
>>9586424
aw yes
...but F Ash
>>9586329
>>9586368
>She blinks... twice, expecting him to takes out some vintage gun.
Hum... yeah and...? Woaah!
>Her eyes widens as the machine lands in an small earthquake. She quickly catches herself though, she's the leader for fuck's sake and she must act cool in all circumstances.
Very... Very nice Dandy. I've seen your ships but I didn't know... You've had such big things in your arsenal.
I almost want to ride it.
>She flies next to it, waiting for Dandy to start
Shall we go?
>>9586391
Endurance is nice, but a rough and quick attack is good sometimes too. I don't mind, as long as they faint. Good luck Ahri!
>>9586424
Sorry sweetie but...
>she conjures a whip and takes down the poor innocent girl
...This is property of pandemonium now!
>>9586430
Seth
>>9586448
Nep is a vidya girl
>>9586483
That would explain the short name.
>>9586424
>Inasmuch as you want to confront the two-ton raging father looking to turn your body into fertilizer, you make the wise decision to bust through the back wall like a cartoon character from the 40s.
>>9586424
ARENA EVENT THAT KILLS EVERYONE
I don't know which two of you started this but good job.
>>9586424
NEVER SMOKED BEFORE, BUT... THE GUYS IN THE MOVIES LOOK PRETTY BADASS DOING IT..
>He puts the cigarette into his mouth, and it's cut between his teeth, falling to the ground.
...
>>9586424
>Ahri casually watches Deku, drumming her fingers on the bar.
>She shakes her head and turns back to her drink.
>>9586464
Good luck to you too.
We'll need it...
>>9586508
GOOD JOB
>>9586508
I'll pretend to RP to my own death for your sake.
>>9586508
NICE JOB YUNO
>>9586430
>>9586508
Yuno, um...
>>9586508
...wait. What the fuck?
Who is the purest angel in HG
>>9586424
>>9586508
I-I jinxed myself again...
>>9586508
Huuuh.... What?!
>>9586508
FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN I CONTAIN MY SPAGHETTI FOR FIVE SECONDS?
>>9586508
>oh shit iron dogs pulled through
>>9586424
Sooo...can I sell this or what? No wait maybe I can make some accessory with this.
>>9586464
>Dandy gives her a thumbs up before loading his Hawaii Yankee with laser guns and missiles. Both of them are now flying around to find tributes to blow up together.
That's you friendly Alien Hunter for you, baby! And what's stopping you? Hop in at any time and let'ss break the sound barrier!
>>9586564
What pleasure there is in watching me die, since I already know the futu-
>she dies anyway
>>9586564
WHY ARE YOU SHIELDING ME IDIOT I'M MADE OF STEEL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>9586556
Eggman-kun is the only correct answer.
>>9586564
>You're quite thankful the human body is an effective bullet sponge.
>Of course, most sponges don't scream in agony before dying of severe blood loss. But that's none of your concern.
>>9586564
I died? I never would've guessed!
>>9586564
I don't know how effective dragonfire will be against gun-toting bandits.
>>9586564
Ahri... Even in death...
Now, that battle wasn't a waste in my opinion
>Dies again
>TOPKEK
>>9586393
Gemini just like me !
Which makes it the best zodiac sign by default.
That reminds me, all this talk about birth dates.. I think today is supposed to be special, is it not ?
>>9586508
>>9586564
BOTCHAMANIA
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
BOTCHAMANIA
>>9586564
>The pair fight valiantly, but it's only a matter of time...
>Ahri, with her back to Astaroth, suddenly jerks several times as a couple of shots ring out before slumping back, to her knees, and then forward.
>She's dead before the succubus could even do or say anything.
>>9586564
That Ahri and Astaroth event. though
>>9586621
Hey I made that picture!
>>9586564
NIGHT ONE
I'm just going to shut. I'm too embarrassed to apply myself right now.
>>9586606
Up Up Down Down? Your Madden Champion going down to AJ Styles? This June 2nd.
>>9586637
>Gasps
Thank you anon! I've been waiting for a good time to use it, and now I get to thank you as well!
¡uʍop ǝpisdn pǝddilɟ ǝlʇsɐɔ ǝɥ┴
>>9586650
>I'M JUST GOING TO SHUT.
somebody save me
>>9586650
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
I JUST WATCHED A TON OF PEOPLE DIE
ONE OF THEM SHIELDED ME FOR NO REASON
I JUST WANT TO BE A HERO, MAN
>>9586675
>comforts the Yuno
It's okay.
>>9586564
Owwwww!
>The shield turns out excellent. The only flaws is that it's quite small and a bit too much of a whiner
>>9586675
>rapes corpse
Post god-tier level themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ26hzpI8yc
>>9586650
>You feel like you've just gotten decimated by a pandering music reference. You are so utterly tired of pandering music references in pop culuture.
>>9586675
>Picks the girl up from her waist and stands her back up on her two feet. She then gives her a water bottle and a rag to cool off.
>>9586670
'+!ys
>>9586569
You know... we all died pretty quick and... since we have nothing better to do, why not?
Let me in.
>>9586675
>picks up and carries home
>>9586675
>gives you a mega elixer
>>9586762
Which faction died first?
>>9586659
Oh.. yeah.. this video game thing, I almost forgot.
Of course I'd easily forget about something related to that kind of stuff, as I am not in the slightest a dork who's secretly into that childish crap ! Not at all !
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Rain Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away And Make A Fire Like Nigga Ride Your Horse Haha
>>9586762
..WHAT?
>>9586762
>You would most definitely go to the Feast if you had a thing for Fat-Bottomed Girls, but alas, you do not.
>>9586762
...I really am a horrible person. That thing just saved my life.
I think I'll just cry about it in the shower later.
Chicago Bears suck.
>>9586793
Shit taste my dude
>>9586746
Haha! What a fiasco right? Oh well.
>The cockpit opens for Ataroth to enter
Get in! I've got a fridge and a screen installed inside. Why don't we bring Ahri and the others as well?
>>9586820
>You tell the anon that you would just watch an Ogre Battle if you wanted so see bottoms that fat.
>>9586771
Bullet Club.
>>9586762
DAY TWO
Wow such quality games
>>9586897
Wow such quailty shitposts
Teach me your ways, anon
>>9586862
>You thought you were clever by trying to shake down your own teammate for some spare cash, but with that Iron Dog's interference, you were just The Loser in the End.
>>9586805
Don't insult my football team reeee
>>9586843
Sounds like a plan Dandy. Hey! >>9586621
>She grabs the Fox girl by the wrist, putting her out of the Limbo and shoves her into the cockpit. Dandy just proposed to take us two in his... giant robot something I don't really know. You're down for it?
>She goes to mini-fridge and cracks open a beer.
Ready when you are Dandy. Takes us to the stars
>>9586935
shut up seth.
Tits the Anime Girl is my favorite ava
>>9586862
Looks like she just got put on ice.
>>9586915
Don't be sad, Mayor. Now I'm Here.
>>9586897
I've lost my touch.
>>9586862
NIGHT TWO
>>9586952
Incorrect answer.
>>9586946
>Ahri is suddenly grabbed. Looking up from her food, it's tossed aside as she's thrown into the ship.
AH! What the hell?
Hey wait this is...
>>9586843
D-Dandy?
>>9586805
Bengals suck
>>9586981
This guy seems like he's made out of more iron than you are. You should switch teams.
>>9586981
DAY THREE
>>9587047
DAY FOUR
>>9586946
Hooh? You want to reach Orbit this early? Then sit tight and get that seatbelt around your hourglass body, boss!
Giving both of them to comfortably sit, the mecha goes back to racer mode and lifts from the ground. It slowly takes more and more distance to the skies, giving a nice view of the current Arena.
>>9587001
Are you ready for a nice trip? I'll show you a nice view!
>They're already many feet above ground level.
Nexts step, the clouds!
wow so many replies!
>>9586981
>Izuku just stands there for a minute before looking down...oh right he had a bullet proof vest.
...I think I'm just gonna gooo
>And with that the young hero just books it before the thing could get another shot in
>>9587047
Oh he--
>Deku winces as the bottle shatters on the floor directly next to him.
...w-whoops, my uh...my bad.
>>9587056
The steel puppies are out.
Come on Monochrome, victory is within your reach.
>>9587081
I'd reply but I already died
>>9587080
>Giving both of them to comfortably sit, the mecha goes back to racer mode and lifts from the ground. It slowly takes more and more distance to the skies, giving a nice view of the current Arena.
Forgot my meme arrow there
>>9586974
>Holy shitnuggets, that lemon is talking.
>You start freaking the hell out, and wondering if this is punishment for all those lemons you ate before.
>>9586981
>Some might have said you were Stone Cold Crazy for going after such a valuable and experienced target, but really, when it comes to Iron Dogs, you just want them All Dead, All Dead.
>>9587047
>You just throw the gun instead.
>Hey, after all: Who Wants to Live Forever?
>>9587047
Alright, beefy, I may be a jester, but that doesn't mean I'm some glorified punching bag.
When I get free, you're gonna be in for a shock.
>>9587080
>Ahri quickly stumbles to her feet, then plants herself in a chair to quickly buckle up.
My.. my food...
>She looks out the window for just a moment before vertigo takes hold and she stares at the floor in front of her instead.
Ah.. right..
>>9587056
>You have stupidly forgotten the Spanish Machoke race's tradition of throwing a gun at someone to marry them. You're in for at least One Year of Love now, however painful and forced it may be.
>>9587080
>Looking at the windows she can sees the "skybox" of Yuno's arena in its entirely.
It doesn't look so big from up here after all. I'm a bit impressed by how she managed to made that.
>She sips her beer.
A belt?
>she smirks
Yes, Yes I know that kind of belt, sorry my mind just wandered for a moment.
It's alright, to can take us higher now.
>>9587047
>>9587056
>posted slides right after another without even realizing
That's it, I really am slipping away.
I have transcended all physical barriers of fucking up and gone to a higher plane of existence. All that remains of my consciousness is the small part of my brain that knows how to host, and arguably that doesn't even exist considering the past 20 minutes. I hope this game ends soon so I can curl up into a ball and finalize my withering away.
NIGHT FIVE
>>9587157
One gal left to go.
Post em
>>9587198
>during a game
this is the level of intelligence people who like soviet are on
>>9587198
FUCK OFF
>>9587198
I accidentally deleted mine.
>>9587198
Pretty sneaky falseflag posting Asgore's chart
where were you when ERP was killed by an underage
>>9587198
>>9587157
Looks like that kid's still in it. I knew he wasn't going to go easy on them. There's something about him, that Deku guy.
>>9587198
Get better timing and maybe I will.
>>9587228
wew lad
>>9587228
>He loves all the known shitposters
>>9587157
>You tell the whimsical tale of how you Misfired your gun, threw it at a Machoke, and now you're married.
>You momentarily ponder selling the rights to this story to a television network for buku bucks.
>>9587218
That one's not mine.
>>9587198
Maybe when you put other people on apart from every oldfag ever I will
>>9587219
I was in there
>>9587228
Awful tastes
>>9587219
Wrapped in pure horror as I observed.
>>9587228
What the fuck
>>9587157
DAY SIX
All that remains of the mighty factions are a duo of members from Monochrome and what is debatably a Gal. However aside from these three there is another left on the field, an up and coming independent who shows promise. Will he be enough to seize victory from his two opponents? Or will he be crushed in their aspirations for glory and conquest?
Arena event coming up next.
>>9587244
wew fuckin lad
>>9587228
God tier tastes fellow oldfag! UPVOTED.
>>9587146
You sure? It's gonna get real turbulent here in second. Heeeee we go!
>You notice the racer has positioned into a bigger ship, we're now part of the Aloha Oe, the actual interstellar spacecraft Dandy is so proud of. The huge ship suddenly breaks a few speed records before finding itself near orbit
>Around the ceiling is only the view of many stars.
>>9587132
>The trip finishes faster than Ahri thought, with the gravity device functioning she can now freely walk across the interiors of the ship
>>9587157
You've got this one boy with the messy hair!
>>9587244
>>9587244
>15 years old
>>9587268
Crap... You win this time, Quickdraw Mcgraw.
>>9587244
I can't fap to this
>>9587268
go go go!
>>9587228
Love you too Yosgay
>>9587244
>>>/tlhg/
>>9587268
>You shoo the crows away by throwing your gun at them over and over.
>It works surprisingly well every five seconds before they stop scattering and roost again.
>Your wife may be better suited for this task.
>>9587244
This is why I'm gay
>>9587244
Fucking sinful
>>9587268
ARENA EVENT 2
Sadly it's not as decisive as I had hoped, but the next slide is a different story.
PLACE YOUR BETS
>>9587146
>>9587132
>Behold, the Aloha Oe!
Alright! Now you can freely walk and enjoy the view many of you are missing out.
>Says Dandy as he crack open a can of booze
>>9587244
I'm so glad I made the switch to 2D
>>9587244
> Replying to stay relevant even though i don't get the joke
>>9587288
>As the ride settles, Ahri finally unbuckles her belt and gets up.
Well.. now that I'm not looking down at the arena like that... I should be okay again.
Where is that fridge again?
>>9587244
>Literally why
>>9587342
>You have to say it.
>You have to say it for the ratings.
>Ready?
>...
>ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.
>>9587362
There's no joke.
>>9587362
The joke is that IS A FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD PUSSY AND LITERAL CHILD PORN
Eric cmon now
ERP is going down in flames so I'm gonna hide here
thanks
>>9587244
I am deeply fucking concerned.
>>9587378
I'm surprised HG lasted longer than you guys
>>9587244
>>9586920
What the fuck.
>>9587371
>>9587371
I should have rigged it for you sooner.
>>9587342
ITS OVER
>>9587368
>Kickflips into the thread
I'm hiding here until the CP shit gets resolved
>>9587378
You're welcome to hide out here.
Relax, join some games, try to have some fun...
I'm so sorry.
>>9587288
Yeah you can gooOOOOoooOoo!
>Pushed against her seat, Astaroth grabs it to withstand the powerful force
>Stars dances around in both senses of the term.
H-HEY NOW CAN YOU SLO-
>The trip's finished, her haircut and face completely wasted.
That was... That was pretty quick but... wow... Thanks for the ride I guess.
>>9587348
>She scratches her head, trying to clean her dazed mind.
You know... I think it's the first time a demon went this far above the clouds really.
Oh damn I need another beer...
>>9587422
Good end
>>9587422
>Stupid, stupid, stupid! You don't even deserve another pandering music reference for that! That was just so supremely stupid!
>>9587422
...Eh? Wait did I...DID I JUST WIN?!
Hello ERP friends
>>9587244
T-The darkness encroaches on my home realm and I'm afraid I'm not strong enough to defeat it. Allow me to bolster your ranks in exchange for safe haven from the wildebeast spawned from betwixt the thighs of the illegal she-monster.
>>9587342
So the loser I put in lost real quick. Not gonna waste my time seeing which of these dies last.
>>9587422
So the 'hero' did it? Whatever. I guess I should thank you for doing this.
>>9587461
>Deku is struck on the back by an extremely hard pat
GOOD FUCKIN JOB MIDORIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9587431
That was pretty sick! Welcome!
I for one welcome the ERPfags fleeing from CP with open arms. You may claim sanctuary here until that disgusting shit is dealt with
>>9587422
FACTIONS:REMOVED
CONGRATULATIONS DEKU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChdpflTAvok
>>9587422
>>9587461
You almost had it. It's a little frustrating that you were taken down when victory was so close.
>ERP being so cancerous they leak into other threads.
Fuck off. I'm out.
>>9587465
Heyo.
>>9587480
Thanks. Took me forever to learn that.
/HGERP/
BEGINS NOW
>>9587488
THANKS SO MUCH FOR DEALING WITH MY SHIT AND ALSO PLACEMENTS.
>>9587348
>After just a moment of standing, the full force of the trip catches up to Ahri, and she stumbles, rather impressively through the ship before hitting a couch and flipping over it.
>As she lands in a relaxed pose, it's entirely possible she intended to do this.
O..oh I forgot what that sort of trip does to a gal...
>She quietly pools energy into her hand, eyeing it with scrutiny before dismissing it.
Good... None got left behind.
>>9587488
What now?
>>9587472
>kissu
>>9587378
>>9587431
> waah my circlejerking threads are having a shitstorm better go pollute the other generals about it !
Can't you faglords just drown in your own shit and not spread it out here whenever one of your retarded user have a spergout ? That'd be nice.
>>9587465
>>9587481
What the fuck are you doing traitors ?
You were supposed to close the borders, not open them.
>>9587461
>>9587498
>>9587488
I-I mean good job. I'm glad I gave you my spot.
>>9587488
Congrats, Deku!
>>9587518
Thank you so much for hosting, Yuno!
OOGA BOOGA
WHERE THE WOMEN AT
>>9587488
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9587542
seth you just got knocked down a few notches on my based-o-meter sorry
>>9587518
Thanks for the chance.
AWAY AWAY
ERP IS NOT WELCOMED HERE
>>9587539
>>9587518
Good job not letting the bland monochromes win kid.
Thank you for the precious ride Yuno
>>9587517
If they ERP in this thread I'm gonna fuckin leave
There's fucken three threads dedicated to typefucking go to those
>When you miss the faction games.
>>9587542
As long as they aren't assholes, I'm okay with it.
>>9587518
Thanks for the game, pal.
>>9587539
3 points to Deku for winning.
1 point to The Monochrome for most kills.
1 point to Bullet Club for being the first to be eliminated.
Bullet Club has 1 saved points.
Deku can make his own faction and place it on the map right now or give his forces to some other faction. Doing nothing is also a pretty good option you can choose.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>Cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction an additional 1 point whenever your faction wins a game.
Rest of the rules are posted on /yga/.
>>9587536
!!
>Is surprised but returns the kissu!
>>9587561
>viscerals
>>9587488
>You begrudgingly congratulate the winner.
>You secretly wish he has a heart attack.
>A SHEER heart attack.
>>9587518
>You thank for host for being a Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy.
>You're now stretching for relevant song titles at this point, and it's visibly saddening to watch, like a drowning puppy.
>>9587575
>give his forces to some other faction
fUCK OFF YUNO
>>9587518
>>9587539
Congratulations.
You holding up well host?
>>9587516
Do you have any more tricks you can do?
>>9587549
Hi I'm a beautiful woman right here.
>>9587542
lmao calm down fag, it's not like anything's going to happen in the next few mins anyway.
>>9587488
HAHA YES! I CAN'T BELIEVE I-
>>9587477
>Said extremely hard pat sends him face first into the dirt. He manages to raise a hand, forming a thumbs up as he gets himself back up.
Thanks Tetsutetsu...
>>9587518
HAHAAA THANK YOU FOR HOSTING!
Wait...can I like...make my own faction now?
>>9587546
I'm glad you gave me your spot too! Thank you so much!
>>9587566
nice rp
>>9587542
Because we've been in the exact situation back on /b/, retard, or don't you remember that
>>9587575
How many points do we have now?
>>9587375
Oh... OOOOOH. Man, that's not funny at all, sorry i asked
Oh shit, here comes Seth's cancerous fans lapping up whatever shit he puts out and defending their boi for free.
>>9587542
Honestly I'm responsible for like 99% of the shitstorms but this isn't just a shitstorm
nigga is literally 15 years old
>>9587366
Right there! It's as full of food as you probably remember from last time.
>Points at the white fridge installed in the cockpit. It seems to open on its own to reveal more fresh food and drinks for humans and not-so-humans for all ages. It launches some drinks and fruits into Dandy's grip, who then takes a seat right next to Ahri.
Take as much as you need and admire the entirety of creation! Well, not all of it but you know what I mean.
>>9587446
>A bottle of sake flies over to Astaroth, who most likely caught it with her own demonic reflexes.
Nice catch! Now c'mere and sit down! We can fly around Orbit and also have a good view of the Arena in the monitors.
>>9587594
No, I just know that one. I'm gonna watch you guys kill each other now, so please don't pay any attention to me.
>the magma grunt dons some glasses and her best Maxie impression as she makes an announcement.
I suppose I could host a bounty game for both generals to pass the time until they go back.
All in favour?
>>9587518
Congrats to Deku and thank you for the game, host! We'll make sure to do ten times better the next time around, maybe even take home a win!
>>9587643
Wait this was Baron
>>9587643
Yeah sure.
>>9587626
Why do you fucking care, hide the photo and wait for the mod to do their jobs, are so all so fucking autistics?
>>9587643
>Baron
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KNOWN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9587643
I'd be game.
>>9587542
Wow, what a douche.
>>9587599
3
>>9587596
Yup, I just need a name and a city where you can to place yourself.
A logo too, but I can make one for you if you can't be bothered.
>>9587664
this lol why the drama
>>9587643
Yessir!
>>9587631
Alright if you wish. Sounds boring though.
>>9587643
I'm fine with that.
>>9587575
>>9587596
Since you've gotten a point, why not start a little faction and take on some of the others? It would be fun seeing a kid like you destroy everyone else. I might even join too if it's good enough.
>>9587598
Do you mean what happened with Tricky?
>>9587643
Better pay upfront when I win!
>>9587664
Most of us don't care, we just don't want to be around when shit goes down. Ignore, Paul. He tends to throw hissy fits when his ex boyfriend doesn't respond to his shit posting.
>>9587643
Baron.
Please stop picking up a new ava every 2 days.
Especially good ones.
BASED FUCKING SETH PUTTING ERPFAGS IN THEIR PLACE HOLY SHIT.
>>9587643
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BARON. YOUR GAMES ARE SHIT, NO ONE FUCKING WANTS THEM
Now do you see why Hitler should have won?
>>9587686
I've made up my mind. I'm making a faction! Let's take over New Orleans!
The factions name will be "HEROES UNITED" And uh...co-could you please? I dunno how I'd make that.
>>9587643
Go on.
>>9587686
How many points do Gals and the doggos have
>>9587707
>random cookie cutter background character
>good one
>>9587727
the dating a team magma grunt comic is hella cute shut your ass up
>>9587664
>Trash
>Mods
I've only been banned on this board like four times, and I'm sure you guys have gotten wind of how constantly I fucking crash threads
>>9587557
That sounds like the gayest shit to have ever been conceived.
Glad to be as far from it possible tbf.
>>9587567
Unsafe bet here.
>>9587587
That sounds like the greatest tool to have ever been made.
Glad to be on top of it dear friend.
>>9587595
>>9587598
>>9587619
Nice try ERP shills, go back to learning about nice RP until you've met the minimum requirements needed to post here in all legality.
>>9587626
rip your threads
I'll pour one of my piss bottle in your honor
Nice try ERP shill, g
>>9587709
How many avas do you use like God damn
>>9587735
nah bro
>>9587743
I'm not an ERP fag, I just remember the time it happened to us. Also your games are now shit because you're a shill for being cancer
>>9587738
>Crash threads
Don't get ahead of yourself faggot, I've seen your shit posts.
You get mad when that fat neckbeard stopped "loving" you and when he ignores you. You cry then shit post weezer lyrics and threaten to kill yourself like a bitch and it all ends with you promising to change. Go shill your shit somewhere else
>>9587738
I'm taking your undyne images and insulting your ex, fagget.
>>9587643
Fuck off Baron I'm hosting next.
> Seth
>>9587748
How did the doggos lose their points?
Also, how can the winner take over the HQ of a faction anywhere on the map with only 3 points?
>>9587743
>implying I'm an ERP shill
I'm just saying that your fanboys are probably the biggest source of cancer these threads have ever had, you narcissistic dimwit.
someone just host
>>9587782
It's Yuno anon. The rules change everyday
>>9587743
>people like this faggot
>>9587804
Is Yuno Yukine?
FUCK OFF ERP
HIDE THE PICTURE
AND
MOVE ON
YOU DISGUSTING SHITS GET OUT OF HERE
>>9587748
Whew...also, change the city I wanna take too Miami instead. Gonna start at the bottom if I wanna get to the top...an-and I don't know where else to start.
>Izuku Midoriya
>>9587824
No, fuck you.
>>9587760
Nice opinion you got there faggot, keep turning your vest more often than you shower.
>>9587786
You can't technically prove I have any fanboys. If you want to get into an argument with me please present FACTS, like I'm doing here by accurately calling you an ERPshill.
>>9587809
> People like someone who doesn't give a shit about speaking his mind
Wow would have thought ?
Get a clue my stupid idiot.
>>9587791
New game here
>>9587801
>Fucking hate that place
>constantly trying to use new Avas just so you can talk to your ex on ERP
>Makes new Discord accounts and new steam accounts just to talk to some fat nexkbeard with a 2 inch dick
>You shoved a Sharpie in your ass and shit was all over it and you somehow thought people liked you for it even though they insulted you
Fuck off Poopy Pen Paul