/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay General "Moms Rule!" Edition

*Farts in ur face*

Someone we don't suspect. Someone who has power and influence. Someone is pulling the strings.

How do we defeat the final boss of ERP?

>>9573054
>cums

Actually though...

Why so early?

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If we're posting copypasta

>Rping as anon
>Picking up an online avatar to better describe yourself and add to your anonymous partner's enjoyment
>Your partner picks up an avatar as well so now you can better imagine him and add to the erp experience even more.
>Eventually start posting irl pictures of yourself, casting away the anonymous and avatar shells and barriers, showing your partner your true self and typefucking passionately.
No lie bros, was Ollie too far ahead of the curve for the rest of us? Was he, dare I say it, too intelligent for anonymous rp?

>>9573106
Who? You realize this is an /erp/ thread, not a discord thread, right?

>>9573132
It's some dude from PAR that came here to stir shit awhile ago. Name was Ollie

>>9573152
What the fuck is a par and why does it matter?

>>9573106
>erping as yourself
not even fucking once

>>9573178
I want that fat sweaty ass on my face

>>9573178
Get that belly to a respectable size and we'll talk, those thunder thighs and fat tits are the only reason you're getting this (you)

>>9572937 (Sanae)
>Seeing how Sanae enjoyed the squid that the chef in front of them whipped up for her, Jack smiled widely, then asked him for a serving too. Placed on a clay ceramic plate, the two golden brown squids skewered by a stick looked really appetizing to the eyes, and it's flavor matched exactly with its appearance. The squidy taste was accompanied by subtle smoky char, and it flooded his tastebuds with each bite he took.
Your right! Ish really tashty!
>He says with his mouth full, not wanting to pause eating the squid for a single second. After Jack finishes with the squid, he goes on to sample more of their food, wolfing down morsel upon morsel while nudging the miko to eat more too until that ravenous hunger of his is finally subdued.
Ahhh...That was really good! I don't think I ever ate that much in my entire life!
>He gets up a stretches, then pays the chef for all the food that they ate.
Thanks for accompanying me Sanae. It's always better to eat with people you know. Now how about we get those dinner ingredients for those gods you live with?

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Would you like to dance with me, master?

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You most DEFINITELY aren't looking at my ass, right?

>>9573286
>Actually legit wonders if there is enough art for someone to full FP a fem machoke

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>>9573070
I got it, don't you worry~

>>9573039
>Despite the tangible tension that radiated from him, Sponty remained unshakably welcoming and friendly to her client, if not even more-so, in fact.
Hi!
>She responded enthusiastically, before opening the door the rest of the way. Giving him barely a chance to steal a quick glance at her full body, she stepped into the room and closed the door behind herself, before turning back towards him.
And that I am! Your friends got you a full hour in my company for your birthday. Isn't that nice of them~?
>Letting out a small giggle, she began to approach the bed. The previously hidden lower half of her body would now be in plain sight, with her wide hips tracing a clear round contour of her generous backside. Each forward step she took gave it a slight, tantalizing bounce, but so did it for something else situated around her waist... An unexpected, yet hard to miss, sizeable bulge. Scantly covered by a pair of white panties, and tied at the base with a small blue ribbon, it swayed lightly from side to side as she made her way closer to her customer.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

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>>9573286
>Master
>Pokemon
STOP
FUCKING
S
T
O
P

>>9573300
What If I am? You are hot.

>>9573324
I ate them.

>>9573300
>Shadman
Nah, I'm definitely not.

>>9573300
I want to sniff that butt

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>>9573300

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>>9573324
Another Yupiel for you, lo lo loli ranger.

>>9573300
>spanks the butt

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>Finally got Afterbirth+
>As well as the Io arcana
Today was a good day.
Anyone want to typefuck?

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>>9573308
(Sadly I couldn't find a lot of them, I think she's better off a Discord exclusive.)

>>9573326
Sorry slut~~~~~~

>>9573377
>Hugs the Dementcia

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>>9573392
>Hugs back
>>9573388
It's a terrible cliche.

>>9573368
Much appreciated, Yupiel poster

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>Blocks your path.

>>9573456
Yes pls

>>9573456
>Shows off his 9 to the baka.

>>9573300
Post the futa version

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>>9573470
Nice nine, loser!

>>9573383
That fit Poke is so strangely tempting in all honesty, you got a discord for that then?

>>9573456
>Hugs the chirnou

>>9573078
It's Kenny, we discovered this a while ago.

>>9573456
>Kissus untanned belly

>>9573320
Y-yeah, they really didn't need to, but they really love to mess with me so this kinda stuff is right up their ally.
>He wanted to hate his friends, but he had to admit they probably gave him the best present he could ever wish for with this cute little bunny right here. His eyes travelled down her body as he sashayed up to him, his eyes passing over her flat, toned belly and plump, full thighs to go with her wide birthing hips. Everything about this woman seemed to scream femininity, until he zoned in on her crotch. He kept his mouth shut as the hard to miss bulge in her tiny panties swung with her hips, his eyes stuck following every swing as his brain tried to pull his eyes away, eventually settling on her pretty face once more.
Soooo...What do you usually do during these, is this just gonna be a simple lap-dance?

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>>9573503
(Yeah. Dudeperson#3178)

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>Blocks your fucking path.

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>>9573450
Any time. And one more for ya.

>>9573559
Shift that belly to ass and then sit on me please

>>9573496
Is she a size queen too?

>>9573559
Real breastia please come here and be the bestia to save us from this messtia

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>>9573343
And YOU'RE a pervert! Keep your eyes elsewhere, creep!

>>9573359
>>9573367
S h a d s h i t

>>9573365
Um, do you KNOW who I am? Do you know who you just asked to do that too?

>>9573374
Ugh, hands off my rump!

>>9573488
Booty first, loser

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>>9573324
Pretty sure when all of the UK fags went to jail they stopped existing.

>>9573614
Sit on my face!

>>9573636
I want to a clown.

>>9573614
Does Jared have a baby dick?

>>9573643
>>9573584
Are you the same guy?

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>>9573636
Not everyone's from EU, though.

>>9573562
arigathanks

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>>9572904
>>9572925
(Kneesocks is best desu)
(She's cute and pure, and I love corrupting pure things~)

>>9572999
(I'd love to be her right now.)

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>>9573648
Well thats cause you are a moron.

>>9573671
>>9573636
>That attitude
Is this the OG?

>>9573661
I'm not the face sitting anon, just love the kink

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>>9573602
>Crack in time opens a portal just above anon and Goddess Hestia drops on top of him. But she's sleeping. Very tired in fact.

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>>9573689
Wait was there ever a poser? Do I have to stab a bitch?
>>9573662
I know only the shitty people are.

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I feel like shit ERP.

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>>9573590
...
What does Size Queen mean?

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>>9573716
>Shitty people
Yeah, I suppose it's easy for the biggest type of shitter to recognize others in the same bracket.

>>9573715
>Catches the sleeping goddess and kidnaps her while she sleeps, stealing her off somewhere and marrying her

>>9573614
I'm sorry. I wasn't necessarily asking, just stating a fact. There is some part of me that can barely resist the urge to bury my face in that ass and sniff it through your dress.

My apologies though

>>9573614
Okay, I'll pay for your ass. Now tell me, how much?

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>>9573716
Nice, thought you died. How's your waifu pursuit going?

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>>9573721
Well then stop it.
>>9573732
I meant is in fact how the old saying "It takes one to know one goes," to which I won't deny.
>>9573746
Waifu pursuit? What do you mean. Of course I didn't die, I'm an immortal. I've died a solid 0 times in my life.

>>9573746
>Kissus the Kenny

>>9573724
It means you like reaaaaally big cocks and only really big cocks.

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>>9573643
Yelling really doesn't change my mind! Why on earth would you want to do such a perverted thing anyway? Thats not where faces go..

>>9573660
Um, why do you think I'm here?

>>9573734
Hmm, only "some part" of you? I mean, if you admitted to me it was more then that and revealed how truly pathetic you were, I might just make your wish come true

>>9573745
Now THERES a man I like~ Cough up something in four digits and its all yours, with some rules of course

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Hi thread!

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>>9573530
>Needless to say, she quickly picked up on that fact that his friends hadn't quite told him everything about his present. Not feeling particularly offended to be used as part of prank, she figured the best way to get back at them would be to give him a genuinely good time.
Weelll... Your friends did pay for the "full-contact" extra, so... Usually, that includes a little more than just a dance...
>She stopped right in front of him, before moving in closer and to sit astride on his lap. Straddling him with her hands his shoulders and plentiful chest pressing lightly into him, she gave him a genuinely caring look, despite having only met him minutes ago.
But I'm not gonna do anything you don't want me to do. You're supposed to be enjoying yourself after all, right? We'll only go as far as you're comfortable with, okay?

>>9573762
>He finally reveals himself.
Sup you fucking faggot

>>9573789
>Kissus the Mugi

>>9573762
>walks up to DMG
Good morning kind lady,would you like to get raped to hell?

>>9573801
>implying he hasn't been shitposting without an ava on and off

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>>9573802
>Kissus the anon back
How are you doing today?

>>9573777
Okay, since I'm a motherfuckin' arab with milions of oil money I will pay you to sniff your feet and jerk me off with them.

>>9573777
Four digits? You are expensive didn't you? Convince me and I'll consider it.

>>9573827
>DMG

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>>9573801
Finally reveals himself? I've been gone. Last time I came here I'm pretty sure I told you folks I'd only ever come if I was both extremely bored and drunk, which I've full filled both contracts. beat all games I'm working on, waifu is asleep, and alcohol is maximum.
>>9573827
DMG?
YOU THINK I"M FUCKING DMG?
Are you god damn retarded or something? Do I look overweight and canadian?

>>9573724
I don't know where you come from. But you're absolutely adorable.

>>9573842
I'm doing fine today Yugi! Just a tad bit sleepy though. How about you?

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>>9573892
I'm wide awake! My names not Yugi though, you sillyhead. That's the guy with the spiky hair~

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>>9573796
>>9573530
>Forgetting words here and there
Shoot.

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>>9573218
>Sanae tried her best not to laugh when the man spoke with his mouth full. She made sure to savior every bite of the delicacy before she had finished it all.
"Wow I never I though I could have such fresh tasting squid this far inland! They must have a secret to keeping it so fresh! Thank you for the meal."
>Sanae give a small nod to the man as they pay the stand owner and depart back towards the shopping district. She had decided that she wasn't going to make either of those dishes they had asked about earlier, since it would be fair to either of them. This plan couldn't backfire right?!
"Hmm...Hotpot sounds like an acceptable solution to make everyone happy in the end. One moment Jack I'll be right back."
>She mumbled to herself pick out what she'd need quickly. All sorts of vegetables and beef crammed into a pot was sure to quell her eager gods.

>>9573930
>Hugs this bun
It happens to the best of us sometimes sponts.

>>9573913
Oh right, right. I might be more sleepy than I thought.
>He chuckles a bit in embarrassment, and rubs the back of his head.
Think you can help me get some sleep Mugi?

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>>9573913
Stop trying to lewd a mugi. She is a pure unlike you degenerate scum.
>>9573930
It's fine we didn't expect much more from you.

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>>9573846
>her eyes flutter at the mention of the blood money, strutting towards him. As gross as it sounded, the payload was worth it
I dont think I've ever done anything sexual with a man that was colored AND rich, I'm intrigued!

>>9573850
I mean, you can do whatever you like with this round, rich, white thing~

>>9573946
>Snuggles up to anon and puts her head on his chest, looking up at him
How can I help you fall asleep, anon?
>>9573952
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-purely lewd!

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>>9573996
Oops forgot pic

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>>9573996
I bet you want to hold her hand too you lecherous beast. Your hand will be the penalty.

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>>9574031
Do you want to hold my hand, clown?

>>9573990
Close enough, but four digits will be a waste for me if I don't get your pussy too. Can you include both of your holes for me?

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>>9574051
No I bet you have cooties and want to infect me with them.

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>>9573769
...
I like Black Hat's cock!

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>>9574082
Only guys can get cooties from girls, silly.

>>9573990
That dress is way, way too tight around the hips.

>>9574112
But how can you know that for sure if you've never even done anything with it? Have you even seen it?

>>9574112
Have you seen it, though?

>>9573796
Full contact huh...?
>He began to relax a bit more around her, sure he still a bit on edge but she seemed to actually want him to have a good time. When she got into his lap, the close contact oddly enough further helped to ease his stress. His arms awkward landed on her hips, still a bit afraid to touch her. She smelled wonderful, a part of his brain noted as he got lost in her deep blue eyes. He nodded dumbly after her next staement, only just barely registering it before he thought of something that they could do.
How about a blowjob to start us off? Sorry if thsi sounds wierd but ever since I saw you I've been dreaming of having those pretty blue lips around my...you know.

>>9573930
Looks like we're both off our game, you good to continue?

>>9573996
>Feel her snuggle up against him, he wraps his arms around her back and pulls her closer to him, her body pressing against his abdomen
How can you help me?
>Anon starts to think how the girl pressed tightly to his body could help him get some rest.
Think you can help me relieve some of the energy I have in me? If I get some sort of workout, I'm sure to fall asleep in no time!

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>>9574137
>>9574142
Oh yeah, totally!
When he was sleeping!
He threw me out of the house, though.
Literally!

>>9574185
How big was it?

>>9574185
But you never actually did anything with it though. Have you even done it with anyone yet?

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>>9574113
>thinking you know whats under these tights

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>>9574208
Like, bigger than my leg!
>>9574218
He stopped me before I could!
And yah, I totally did it with a bunch of people here!

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(Oh damn, where did that facesitting anon goooo?)

>>9574075
Ugh, as long as you dont knock me up! I really dont need anymore brat-children, I mean children!

>>9574132
Is that a problem?

>>9573938
It's probably because their associates with a certain youkai who likes to order food from here. And no problem. It was a real treat for me too!
>He says as they start to head away from the stand. He walks side-by-side with her, their shoulders almost close enough to touch one another. With each step he took, their was a growing need for him to sneak a glimpse of those rather large breasts of hers, and whenever he thought she might notice his staring eyes, they would dart away to the side. As soon as she speaks next, he stutters a bit, thinking that she has discovered his secret plan.
H-Hotpot? Hotpot sounds good actually. If you're making it, then I'd really love to try some!
>When they arrive at the market, he does as she asks and stays put, waiting for the miko to return. When she does, he helps her with the groceries and carries them, their weight not bothering him at all.
Ingredients, check. Anything else you need before you go Sanae?

>>9574254
Oh, so you are a size queen then? If Black Hat is the standard for...pretty much everything with you, then I figure you wouldn't settle for anything less.

Anyone seen the anon with the idea of writing an environment and putting girls into it? I really liked it.

>>9574275
Dunno, but he's missing out, that's a nice looking ass.

>>9574254
>Slaps the crazy booty

>>9574307
You mean a theme thread?

>>9574275
Don't worry about that.
>pays the money then proceeds with the fun non-stop all the night

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>>9574303
I don't understand what you mean, though...
I'm not a size queen.
I just like Black Hat, weirdo!
>>9574323
>Slaps anon face back

>>9574338
Maybe? I dont know. What do you mean by that?

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>>9573930
Uh Sponty, you are going to laugh at this (hopefully). Last thread you asked for an Anon that requested a specific degenerate session with Shoggy...
That was me.
I'm amazed you remembered it was over 4 weeks ago if not 6 or more. I couldn't get the details for the session right in my mind and by the time I did my schedule changed so I wouldn't run into you. Then you debuted Melusine and the lonely dragoness caught my eye, so when we happen to cross paths again I asked for a date with her instead of debauchery with Shoggy. Needless to say when I browsed over the thread and I saw your post, my jaw dropped. I couldn't reply until now and my break is almost over, so I won't see your reply for two more hours. It seems like everytime I turn around I'm causing a hiccup in your /erp/ world.

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>>9574166
Sooo... By that you mean, as of roughly 30 seconds ago?
>She responded with a chuckle, pulling her tongue out at him playfully. She then nodded however, before reaching down for his own hands resting on her waistline.
But sure, I suppose that could be done.
>Casually lifting his hands off of herself, she slowly moved them up closer to her bosom.
Did you want the traditional kind, or the kind with some...
>As she trailed off, she planted both of his open hands onto her chest, letting his palms press against her pasty-covered nubs and allowing his fingers to sink into the plentiful flesh, should he want to.
... Extra cushioning~?

(Yup, I think so anyway!)

>>9574363
>punches the insane chick in the face.
Oy,I slap whatever I want, understand? Now bend over.

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>>9574338
>>9574307
I happen to know such an anon
But they might have "magically" forgot me you see
It's all a REAL good coincidence.
>>9574372
He meant that they would make the OP thread. IE Someone would make a thread describing in detail about how we are all on a cruise ship and people would have to RP within that scenario.

>>9574372
Something like this. From a while ago.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4554325/#4554325

>>9574251
Did you change your Steam ID? The old link doesn't work anymore.

>>9574391
You sound butthurt

>>9574275
Well it is a bit distracting. I mean your hips swaying and your ass sticking out..

>>9574398
Aw writing styles never change do they.
>>9574403
I have 4 steam accounts not sure which one you are trying to add.
>>9574405
I was memeing and creating angsty fake drama, why did you have to ruin it?

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>>9574390
>Bites your hand

>>9574377
Gay as fuck but cute.

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>>9574425
OH NO MY BEAUTIFUL PICTURE!

>>9574363
If your life revolves around Black Hat and everything he does, and it turns out that he has a big cock, then I would assume that anything less wouldn't be as enjoyable to you since it doesn't stack up to Black Hat.

Understand now?

>>9574391
>>9574398
My shitty internet wont open the link,but i dont think thats quite that. Its still a two player experience,but he would make it as a choose your own adventure kinds thing,i think. Multiple mire generic girls to choose from, using the environment,stuff like that.

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>>9574309
Did you wanna take his place?~

>>9574354
>pushes the wad of cash between her plump bosom
Fuck, you really pay out quick~

>>9574421
I mean, you dont have to look. There's plenty of others things around to stare at other then my ass, pervert

>>9574425
Alcoholic Major

>>9574451
Oh. That guy. Don't know if he's doing it again since he didn't get that many bites last time from what I remember.

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>>9574447
But if a guy had a big dick and he wasn't Black Hat, it wouldn't be as interesting to me..

>>9574427
>The anon steps back,clutching his hurt hand.
Ya wanna fight? I have no issues with beating you bloody before raping you.
>A one handed bat appaears in his hand,acquired from somewhere in his robe.

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>Wears her favourite band t-shirt to the /erp/-con.

>>9574478
So if Black Hat had a tiny dick, what would you do?

>>9574478
My god. Then it's even worse than I thought...

>>9574486
What genre of music are they?
>Anon reads the name of the band and wonders if this is a dumb joke

>>9574385
>He turned his head away at her comment, feeling like he had just been caught red-handed. A small blush crept up on his cheeks as he answered.
What can I say, you know how to make quite the entrance.
>He was almost certain his embarrassment was completely visible as she moved his hands to her bountiful chest, his fingers sinking into the supple flesh. While his first head may have begun to become clouded, his second head took the wheel as it shot up from the touch, poking Sponty's soft butt.
Just the lips for now, please.
>He added on the last bit hastily as he tried to gain his bearings.

>>9574486
I would be more than happy to oblige.

>>9574486
You look cute for someone so chubby and sweaty. How big is your butt?

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>>9574455
Probably here is an account you can add
steamcount you cant add
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ClownAroundTown

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>>9574492
...He can shapeshift, dummyhead!\
>>9574483
>Demencia climbs up the wall, and tackles Anon to the ground!
You're really tense!
Have you tried yoga?

>>9574454
Like your tits?

>>9574467
Yeah,i know. Kind of a shame, i find it interesting. Hope he has a discord,im even interesting with doing a thing like this myself,if anyone is interested.

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>Lupin is on stage, jumps around
>audience starts cheering
>"You know what crowd!?!"
>audience yells "WHAT LUPIN!?"
>"i always wanted to be a rapper"
>Crowd laughs!!
>"so in honor of Quanzza day, let me kick a little rhyme for you"
>Base line starts playing, crowd cheers, a door in the back slams open and out comes a street dancing crew of urban youth start backflong onto the stage
>Lupin grabs the mic and starts rapping
>I like big black cocks and I can not lie
>You other white guys can't deny
>That when a black guy walks in with a 6 pack waist
>And a big dick in your face
>You get sprung, wanna pull out your bum
>'Cause you notice that cock is thick
>Deep in the jeans he's wearing
>I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
>Oh Koizumi, let him get with you
>And let him dump his BBC residue
>His homeboys tried to warn me
>But that big black cock he's got makes me so horny
>The Kuzuryuu girl asked how's laifu?
>Told her I don't care, just fuck my waifu!
>Use her, use your cock that's snuggled
>'Cause i ain't that average cuckold
>I've seen them dancin'
>To hell with romancin'
>My wife's sweat, wet,
>Black cock have her like a pet
>I'm tired of magazines
>Sayin' little white dicks are the thing
>So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
>Has your girlfriend got the Big Black cock? (Hell yeah!)
>Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
>Shake that throbbing cock
>Lupin's got Cuckd

>>9574518
Okay, but what if he couldn't, and he had a tiny dick, what would you do?

>>9574518
>Alarmed,as he falls on the ground,swishes his bat at her. As they are on the ground, he attempts to roll over,to pin her under him
How the fuck do you even do that?

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Is there a bigger cuck than lupin?

>>9574454
You're the one wearing that dress! Where else am I supposed to look?
>He makes a serious attempt at looking at her face. He lasts about five seconds before he's checking out her breasts

>>9574486
She is adorable. Hope she likes a gangbang though,many people seem to be interested.

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>>9574543
He'd still be the greatest villain in the world!
>>9574544
>She rolls out of his grasp, climbing up the wall again.
Part lizard, Dr Dean Dingleman Phd!

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>>9574546
>lunches highschool
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I knew you folks were young but I'm always surprised how probably half the community is in highschool or lower.

>>9574559
I'd show Demencia my Dingleman if you know what I mean.

>>9574559
>He gets up, leaving his eyes on her.
How about you get down and surrender before i beat you to death,huh?! And then...
>Would that count as beastiality,then? He had no idea,nor he cared much. He is not the kinda guy to accept not getting what he wants.

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>>9574546
>I was charming once upon a time

>>9574276
"Ah! Thats true, I didn't think about that."
>Sanae glanced at the male when she thought he was looking her way but he quickly seemed to look away, was there something on her face? She frowned slightly and continued into the store only to pop out a few minutes later.
>Upon coming out of the shop she had enough to feed the small family of the shrine for a good while till they had to come back down for more rinse and repeat! Sanae put some sealing charms on the outside of the bags as to not let the food spoil, she was going to be going back up the mountain after all at some point.
"No, I'm free until I have to make it back, which should be a few hours from now. Would you like to do something until then?"

>>9574398
(Holy hell that's actually really cool.)

>>9574559
If he's so great, how come he hasn't taken over the world, yet?

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>>9574589
What you don't believe him? I'm sure god just cursed him one day with 100 lbs and ugly looks thats why he is posting here now these days and is forced to ERP.

>mfw Clown Piece has to force them self into other people's convos to get attention even though they're as bad as Lupin

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>>9574605
(And now I forgot my picture)

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>>9574580
Don't cut yourself on that edge, friend!
>She simply climbs higher on the ceiling.
>>9574615
He has!
Ever heard of Saitama syndrome?
Dr Flug told me it's when your so powerful, nobody can challenge you, and you get bored and depressed!
So that's why we sell things to ooother villains!

>>9574636
Hi Lupin

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>>9574377
No way! That was you, that time too?

My, we really do just keep bumping into each other, don't we?

Well now, between the accidental futa summoning, the dragon romance, and the nightmarish monster rape, we really do have quite a selection of things to do. At the risk of repeating myself: I'll be looking forward to our next session, then... Whichever one that is!

>>9574506
Why, thank you very much, I do aim to please~
>She was just a tad surprised to hear he wouldn't be going with the latter option, considering how much he had been first ogling her, and now groping her. Nonetheless, she figured he would probably be saving that for later. After all, he knew where to find her from now on, didn't he?
Oh...? Alrighty then, that works.
>With a small motion of her hips against his growing erection, she slid down from his lap, letting her curvaceous body grind against him as she made her way down, stopping only once she found herself at eye level with his bulge. Then, she took her time to carefully undo his pants, first unzipping his fly and unbuttoning him before slipping the jeans off his legs and letting them pool at his ankles.

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>>9574521
I meant my FACE!

>>9574552
You're just jealous you can't afford clothing THIS expensive. Did you know the cotton this was made with was handpicked by some lovely african americans? Its the greatest
>she rolled her eyes as the anons own snapped onto her deliciously compressed, heavy chest

>>9574648
>Shit talks Lupin so they're Lupin
GG faggot, you played yourself

>>9574605
Yeah, we used to have a bunch of those back in the day. Beaches, manors, techno clubs. All of that. Here's another.

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/1254048/#1254048

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>>9574636
>lupin still this mad that he got cucked

>>9574454
>teasingly slaps the whore's large tits with a fat stack of cash
Pull up that skirt and let me see that ass jiggle, slut.

>>9573856
>Waifu.
Thought you scared them off already.

>>9574646
Well, none of those villains have taken over the world yet, either, so...

>>9574636
Hi Mecha

>>9574646
Or maybe it's because he's a useless nobody who isn't even worth having the cops called on.

And just like that, comfy hours become shit posting hours. It was fun while it lasted.

>>9574656
kys lupin

Red Pill me on Lupin.

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>>9574636
Whats a lupin and how do I become as bad as him?
>>9574666
What I got married in real life. They kind of forced to stick with me now unless they want to deal with a bunch of odd paper work.
>>9574675
Would mecha hate me? Me and him talked occasionally at one point in private but kind of broke of, but not cause a fight or anything we just stopped messaging each other.
>>9574683
The best hours!
>>9574698
THIS!

>>9574653
I'm sorry ma'am but your breats are about the same size as your face, so it's pratically the same thing.
(I wasn't one of your anons from when you started btw)

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>>9574668
Well, duh!
He's a reality-bending thingy.. I forgot the term that Flug used.
"Keyyytar?"
>>9574678
>AUTISTIC LIZARDGIRL SCREAMING

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leaked IRL pic of lupin

>>9574658
(Kind of sucks no one does it anymore.)

>>9574699
>What I got married in real life
Damn I thought Shinoa had better taste.

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>>9574717
We could totally bring it back!

>>9574724
fuck off lupin

>>9574731
We can't. It's more of a first thread thing nowadays. First come first serve. No one has time for a theme thread anymore.

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>>9574724
AHAHAHAHA
Probably not, I got married to a girl I knew from middle school/high school. So nothing internet related.

>>9574744
>Type up thread theme on the side
>Wait for it to near end of thread
>Post
>Profit
They did the same thing with that masquerade not too long ago.

>>9574755
She likes an alcoholic gay?

>>9574755
>pets the clown

>>9574731
>>9574744
>>9574765
The real issue is nobody's trying anymore.

Ainz was the one who made them, and he's not really active anymore.

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>>9574717
I'd be more than happy to type something up sometime. I know some people expressed interest in a beach location since summer's on its way.

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>>9574767
Who knows, she apparently had a crush on me in the past and I just used that to my advantage to push for an easy relationship. She was fresh out of college and I own a house, it was a really easy capture.

>>9574773
I'm not a clown I'm a jester, common mistake.

>>9574709
Uh...alright. Anything else you like besides Black Hat?

>>9574653
Yeah, I'm sure if you took it off I'd stop looking. Come on, be serious
>He leans forward without thinking to get a better look. The fabric is so tight he bets her breasts are even bigger than they look

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>>9574731
I think it would be fun.

>>9574781
I could also try to contribute the best I can, though I'm not 100% how they work. there are plenty of places that can be captured for "summer"

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>>9574662
>her eyes glaze over as the anon slaps her chest with a heavy slack of greens. Biting at her slutty lower lip, she spun on the spot and did as she was told, pulling up her thin, tight white dress so the clinging fabric rested just above her round, apple shaped ass. The white, bare rump jiggled gently as she tried her best to twerk, looking back over her shoulder
They...they do it like this, right? I've seen neg-bl-black girls do this a lot!

>>9574703
>she tapped at her chin, trying to find a flaw in his strange logic, but unfortunately intelligence wasn't her strong point
Huh, I guess you're right!

>>9574799
Huh, I bet you WOULD!
>and with that, she tugged the neck of her tight dress down. Struggling to pull it past her heavy, buxom chest as the expensive fabric almost tore down the middle, she eventually flopped both her patriotic udders out as the fabric snagged underneath them, pushing the fat things upward a little. They were a lot bigger then before, the dress containing their true size (as it probably did to her other assets, too)

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>>9574811
It's really nothing all that fancy. Just a decent description of the location with a little bit of lewdness slipped in is really all you need.

Here's an example of a beach one from a while ago.

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/1242101/#1242101

>>9574792
Who cares? You're both a living joke anyways.

>>9574649
>When she pulled his jeans down it caused Anon's cock to spring up and slap her lightly, finally free from its prison. Anon was certainly confident in his length, he'd even consider himself fairly well-hung, but next to what Sponty was packing he still came up short. Now that she was in a position he was a bit more familiar with, Anon could take some control. He started by taking his fully erect cock in one hand and slapping the dancer's cheek a few times, before pressing the tip to her lips.
Sorry,I just always wanted to try that.

(Okay someone give me a location, I'll make a theme about it and you guys give me criticisms. If it's liked enough I'll try my hand at themed threads tomorrow. Just name a location you guys would like to RP in.)

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>>9574794
Well... I like scary movies, messin with Flug, climbin up walls...junk food..

>>9574832
Rolling his eyes at the airhead's answer, Anon took out his wallet.
Now how much to see them without the dress in the way

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>>9574885
Hey but at least I'm living so I've got that going for me!
>>9574900
THE MOON!

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>>9574675
Much as I like a good Lupin meme I've been playing Prey all night in a vicodin induced stupor.
What have I missed today

>>9574919
Weren't you just in HG?

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>>9574925
Nope
Haven't browsed the place since I joined a game as Strange like over 5 months ago

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>>9574900
I feel as though a beach is too overplayed by now. How about a waterpark? And there's even a great pic to go along with it!

>>9574832
Oh wow..
>He really wasn't expecting that, and makes no attempt to hide his staring. But to the untrained eye, it looks kind of like he's still staring at what's left of her dress, aching with jealousy over just how expensive it is
That looks so soft and.. white. God I can just imagine how smooth it is to touch..

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>>9574938
Oh hey this is a good Idea! with all the slides and the lazy rivers.

>>9574919
How's Prey?

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How is it all my fault? Fine, no heals for you then.

>>9574900
Something simple,like a park with a back alley for darker things?

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>>9574949
And don't forget the changing rooms, hot tubs, and off limit areas underneath the slides for some alternative kinds of fun.

>>9574605
(Sorry for the late reply again, but I nodded off for the second time now. Gonna have to call it quits for now and resume another time. Thanks for playing around with me, though. It was really fun.)

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>>9574960
Pretty good, it's been scratching an itch I've had unscratched since Dead Space 2.

>>9575004
(No problem anon! Have a good rest!)

>>9574646
>Is she making fun of him now? He wasnt edgy now....was he?
How about you come down, and taunt me from the ground? Pretty easy to talk shit where others cant reach ya.

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>>9575019
Why don't youuu come up here, if you're so big and bad!

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>>9574887
>As anon smacked the stripper's cheek a few times with his member, she stared up at him with a blank, almost confused expression. She blinked twice, before bursting out laughing.
Well then! At least now you'll be able to say you did that, heh.
>Feeling him getting more and more into it, and motivated by his boldness, Sponty decided to kick things up into gear and properly tend to his cockhead. First kissing the swollen tip tenderly, she kissed her way down his shaft, leaving blue smears of lipstick along the way, all the way down to his balls. Taking a single one into her mouth and suckling softly on it, she then let it plop back out of her mouth in order to make use of her tongue. Leaving one long trail of saliva across the length of his undershaft, she finally returned where she started and properly took the gorged glans past her lips and into her mouth proper.
Mmmh~

>>9574832
>laughs heartily at how fast and obedient the slut is from being offered fat stacks of hundred dollar bills. Gaze following the slut's thick ass jiggling up and down, her holes even flash naked a few times.
Not even wearing panties, huh? What a nasty whore...
>replies while extending one hand to slap her wiggling fat ass a few times, squeezing and playing with her soft ass flesh.
You're a natural slut, keep going but on my lap this time.
(Sorry about the painfully slow replies, I cant help it that I wanna fuck her..)

>>9575047
Because I...uh...
>Why is he trying to reason her,ever? The weirdo is just making fun of him. He pulled out a gun, equipped with a small sight,and aimed at the lizard girl. He intended to not shoot her,but if she really wanted to be hurt,then so be it,he thought. He aimed well and shot at her.

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>>9575092
>Luckily for Dementia, she operates on Psuedo-toonforce.
>She leaps out of the way just in time.
Man, talk about a quickshot!

>>9574904
Junk food's good, and so are scary movies. Got a favorite?

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>>9574909
Hmmm, that depends. If you want a peak it'll cost you a handful of hundreds, but if you want this dress off completely...I'm gonna need a stack~

>>9574940
Um, you can touch them, weirdo. But thats all, and ONLY my tits. Dont even think about touching this dress with your filthy, 20k a year hands!

>>9575069
>backing up as he sat down, she rested her oddly heavy ass down on him as the fabric still clung around her hips, her fat, white, bare ass grinding gently against his lap as she got more comfortable. Leaning back against him, she still continued her strange grinds and wiggles, not really knowing what she was doing
Fuck, you really are obsessed with my ass, aren't you?

>>9574991
Aw, the little heal bitch is trying to stand up for herself!
That's adorable.

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>>9575118
Uh....
I dunno...
I just like scary movies.

>>9575111
>He traces her movements, shooting while the way,to apparently no avail.
You fucking slut, cant you atleast stay in place?!
>he throws at her angrily, staring at the ceiling with frustration.
You gotta get off one day,little shit! You should stop being a coward!
(What is she from by the way?)

>>9574991
>Respects his healslut like a good player

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>>9574938
(You got it 000-tan. Does seem better than space for now.)
During the hot summers people tend to gather in the coolest of areas, this water park is frequented by many a guest. The entrance is a large stereotypical Hawaiian decor, large tikis at each side, and a few torches lit near them. Immediately after the entrance is a large open area with a few maps scattered around, the contents showing the location of every thing within the park. Passing that is the main attraction of the park, a large water slide made of bright colored tubing, leading straight down to the deep end of the cool blue pool. Adjacent to the pool is a large quantity of changing booths, all made of oak, each following the theme of Hawaiian decor. The booths are only separated by a few flimsy walls that let everyone hear everything going on, no real privacy within. Along the small path leading just past the massive slides, you can see a few more torches leading to the VIP area, Jacuzzis within and a bar stocked with only the finest of Liquors, and even a few cheap beers for those trying to pretend to be elite. Adjacent to this guarded area is a bathing area, where you can clean away all of the sins you have committed within the Park. Whether you committed them under the slides, within the changing booth or in the VIP lounge is up to you.

I hope you enjoy your stay within the Water park, lets see if your clothes will be the only thing getting wet at the end of the day.
(Hopefully this is decent enough. Comments, criticisms or complaints?)

>>9575155
Yeah, something tells me you like scary stuff in general.

>>9575126
Oh.. Well okay.
>Feigning disappointment, he reaches out and starts groping her fat tits. Secretly he's overjoyed he can touch them. He lifts them up and bounces them, massages them with his fingers and even dares to give them a slap. But he keeps himself from touching the dress with his lower class hands

>>9575171
(I think it was just fine,sure hope people bite.)
>Anon walks up to the maps, searching for the changing rooms. He heard of this peculiar park, and the many beautiful girls within. He will make sure he will get some pussy all right, not caring much if said pussy wants that so. He makes his way to the oak changing cabins, his mind full of the lewd, agressive acts he means to commit here.

>>9575050
Yeah that's tru- Ooohhh~!
>Anon clamped a hand over his mouth as he tried to hide the girlish moan, he didn't think her just kissing it would feel so good! Soon enough, however, he remembered that he was there to enjoy himself, so for once in his life he just went with the flow. He finished undressing as she decorated his dick with blue lip prints. He leant back and onto the soft bed and let out another soft moan as she sucked on one of his heavy,cum-filled orbs. Just when he thought it couldn't get any better, her tongue traced a trail up his length and stopped at the tip, where she took it into her mouth proper. No longer able to control himself, he placed one of his hands on the back of Sponty's head and gently pushed it down, lifting his hips a bit to get more of his cock in her mouth.

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>>9575213
(No this wasn't an RP this was a test for our theme threads. But I'm glad you enjoyed, I want to write more themes for the threads.)

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>>9575157
You seem very, very upset!
Edgymchedgy.
>>9575188
Yah-huh!

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>>9574636
Really? I never saw Lupin doing that, maybe because he was to painfully uninteresting that he was easily ignored.
Or maybe you were talking about Bolin? He used to do that all the time.

>>9575126
Fine, I want the whole dress off.
>Anon grumbled as she named her price and he payed it, taking his phone out and making a quick call.
I don't have the money on hand, you think I can pay you after?

>>9575235
You're kinda scary yourself. But like, a good kind of scary. Dangerous, but alluring...

>>9575232
Oh! Well,it looks pretty fine. Ill be happy to be part of it,hopefully later on. My availability is quite unstable as of now, can only really be here in a few hours.

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>>9575171
Its good!

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>>9575171
I think that'll work out just fine. Maybe we can end up bringing the themes back after all.

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>>9575258
(Thank you.)
>>9575260
>>9575269
(Thank you as well. I also have a strip club, an old irish pub, a park, a space station and Neo city.)

>>9575235
Well,you know what? Fuck ya then, lizard girl!
>He shoves his gun away,turning to go.
(Sorry if i was disturbing you,i dont know what you like! It wasnt my best attempt for sure.)

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>>9575280
I also remember ERP airlines with the avas as sexy flight attendants being one idea that was thrown around a lot back in the day but never taken up on.

Could also be one for the backburner.

>>9575318
I honestly don't think Avas would enjoy a role forced unto them.It sounds dumb, but a lot of Avas prefer freedom of choice when it comes to this stuff.

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>>9575318
could do things like hot springs and snow lodges for winter time as well.

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>>9575332
>Hotsprings
My kind of scenario desu

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>>9575318
>>9575332
(I already have a few backgrounds set for a few specific seasons. I also have a Motel, a spooky Manor and a road trip setting. Going to keep adding more, you two honestly pumped me up.)

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>>9575339
make sure not to drown though!

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>>9575285
>All good!
>I'm going to sleep right about now anyway, so don't worry, you didn't bother me at all!

>>9575347
Rance drowning, what a tragedy that would be.

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>>9575347
Don't worry, I stay in the wading pool area.

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>>9575339
>>9575332


I love hot sprigns as well!

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>>9575362
(I'm making sure that every pool scenario I make, you'll be wearing floaties.)

>>9575363
Big sis is that you?! It must be awful late for you then.

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>>9575346
>spooky manor
that sounds amazing!

>>9575362
good!

>>9575126
With a perfect ass like this its weird not to be.
>the anon spread his legs wide to accomodate the white filthy slut on his lap, his crotch tenting heavily from the rock hard boner he's getting from the awkward but sexy lapdance twerk. His hands going around her curvy body, enjoying her curves and slide them to her front to feel her perky beautiful and ample tits, groping them lewdly.
Its a shame you don't have stockings but for now turn around and undress, hug me with your naked body.. Cant wait to fuck that goegeous thick ass.

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>>9575363
We should go together one day!
.... Don't pet me.

>>9575373
Wow.

>>9575396
And then drag you over there and fuck your brains out.

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>>9575326
You'd be surprised. We had a café before with all the avas acting as waitresses and it seemed to go over well. At least from what I remember.

>>9575332
I feel as though the hot springs have been played out before, but I don't remember any winter themes being used.

>>9575346
My mind is kinda mush right now, so I'm not sure that all the best ideas are coming out. But a festival sounds like another setting that might be doable.

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>>9575402
but they separate the men's and women's hotsprings. most of the time.

Redpill me on the furry trio

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>>9575396
>>9575402
(Just about finished the locations, any other themes you guys would like to see?)
>>9575417
(What type of festival would you like?)
>>9575422
(This is true. But there is a front desk, there will be unisex areas.)

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>>9575231
>With his girlish moan betraying his more feminine side, Sponty wondered if he would ever be interested in finding himself on the other end, given he hadn't ran out the door the moment he saw her in full. For now though, it was time for his present, and celebrating his birthday she was fully intent on doing. With his guiding hand, Sponty began to move down onto the aching shaft, slowing down a mere moment as the tip poked against the back of her throat, before continuing onward with ease, seamlessly giving him the deep throat treatment. Without so much as a gag reflex, she pressed the tip of her nose into his crotch, having already fully swallowed his length like the pro she was. Then, before he knew it, she was already pulling back, barely wrapping her thumb, index, and middle fingers around the very base of his shaft to keep it steady. With her tongue kneading along the veiny underside of his shaft, she reached down with her free hand for his hanging nutsack, rolling aching testes around in her hand, stirring them awake to coax them into giving up their rich seed.

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>>9575417
>a festival
with all the stands and prizes and junk, sounds great

>>9575430
could always just be a fuck the rules and be people going into whichever bath they want, which could be funny.

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>>9575422
That won't stop me!
...
Or we could go to the Unisex area. Sure.

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>>9575453
(Don't want too much mayhem, but I'll keep that in mind.)
>>9575457
(You are banned from all bathing areas sir. You must cleanse yourself in the toilet.)

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>>9575430
Just the standard kinda weeb festival. Loose fitting kimonos, intimate fireworks displays, typically found near wooded areas so couples have a place to go to DO something about that intimacy. Like I said, I'm kinda out of it at the moment, so I'm probably not selling it very well, but I think the thought of avas and anons going on little dates around the fairgrounds could lead to some pretty decent lewd.

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>>9575457
I can see that midget man

>>9575473
poor guy.

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>>9575483
(Got it, that does seem like fun. Keep an eye out tomorrow, lets see what the first one is though.)
>>9575495
(He was caught pillaging villages. Deserves punishment.)

>>9575457
I downloaded Sengoku Rance and I got two questions for you.
What tips can you give me to avoid getting my ass kicked?
And what girls from the game would you like to see here?

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>>9575523
how devilish.

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>>9575523
I'll just let you know that you definitely won't have any troubles finding some quality OP pics to start a festival theme with. A lot of these are gorgeous.

>>9575548
(Do you have Discord? I have a few backgrounds I want to show you without spoiling it to others.)

I said redpill me you useless fags.

>>9575553
What, it's FP, Kibbles, and Sponty.
What about them?

>>9575449
Ohh fuuck~! You're good at this, aren't you? You little slut....sorry.
>He had to admit that the service she was giving him was first-class. Her expert throatjob was pushing him over the edge as all he could do for the time being was mindlessly buck his hips, her warm and tight throat teasing his tip as he began to leak pre-cum from his tip, an orgasm beginning to creep up on him, but this wasn't how he wanted to end it. As much as he wanted to shoot his load down her throat right then and there, or even pull out and cover her face in hip spunk, he wanted something else. While Sponty continued sucking him off, he gently pushed her off, his dick coming out of her mouth with a small 'pop' sound.
Umm...does the full contact package include fucking one of your holes?
>He didn't want to force the dancer to do anything she wasn't including in the session, so he figured he'd ask her.

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>All this talk about thread themes
(Reminder if you're ever bored put on some slow jams and just browse through some great landscapes. It's really soothing.)

>>9575574
Hi Owain.

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>>9575527
Try getting a third Action Fan as fast as possible, you only need to increase your Satisfaction Points for that. Don't increase the troop size of your units, except for Foot Soldiers. Kill Tokugawa as soon as possible. NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, VASSAL ANYONE.
That's pretty much it.

And for girls, I'd go for Isoruko or Kenshin. Specially Kenshin.
I have a mighty need for sword-wielding girls with black hair.

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>>9575552
I actually don't at the moment. Never felt the need to get since I don't ava or anything around here. But I guess I'll try getting one tomorrow after I pass out for the night. Err...morning...

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>>9575578
(Hi anon!)

>>9575586
(Okay, see you tomorrow/today when I do my first trial of the themes.)

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>>9575574
I really should start scouring for some more landscape pics.

>>9575586
I want to make love to 000-chan

>>9575584
Let me guess, Vassals get ambitious and spawn factions right?

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>>9575597
(There's quite a few good ones just from a small google search.)

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>>9575605
Errr, it's even worse. It's spoilers heavy, I don't want to give too much detail but I guarantee you that if you vassal someone...
... You're going to have a bad time.

>>9575355
Yay then! She seems interesting thoughn what fetishes dp you play with her usuall? Any taboos and such? Just if you are up to play later.

>>9575620
Not that guy but do I have to play the other games in the series to know what's going on?

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>>9575594
Will do! I'd say I hope they go over well, but I know they will if you're the one setting it up.
>Kissus before going to crash.

>>9575604
B-Bottle up that lust, anon. You just might get the chance sometime soon.

>>9575630
>Blushes
(Thank you 000Anon. Goodnight.)

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>>9575626
Actually, Sengoku Rance is like the recap episode of the game series.
Everything you need to know is explained there.

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>>9575559
>She gave him a look as he called her that. She didn't really seem upset, but she still raised a single eyebrow at him. True, she was pretty slutty, but just because she sucked dick didn't mean she had no class... Or so she thought.
>She felt him growing dangerous close to his limit, when all of a sudden he stopped her.
H-Huh...? Something wrong?
>He did have a whole hour with her, maybe he didn't want to literally blow it so early?
Hmmm... Well, I suppose it -is- your birthday... Ah hell, sure! Why not?
>Climbing onto the bed, she nudged him back so that he might go up onto the bed and rest his head on the pillows, taking the full height of the bed to lay on. Quickly slipping her panties off of herself, she flicked them across the room with her heel, before grabbing a handful of her own sizeable meat and lifting it up. Giving him a fully exposed view of both of her glistening holes, she tilted her head at him curiously.
Which hole will it be, then~?

>>9575597
Let me give you a good start.
>>>/wg/6930576
This board in general is perfect for this purpose.

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>>9575618
Oh, and one more thing Owain. If you want a god-tier landscape painter, look up some of Frederic Edwin Church's work. One of my favorite artists. Unbelievable stuff.

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>>9575652
(Absolutely mesmerizing. I'll definitely take a few moments to search around his artwork soon.)

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Good evening, everyone. How are you all?

>>9575584
>Archer Girl and Goddess of War
Good taste manlet