Straight Pokephilia thread.
Pokeneet edition.
ITT: We chat about Pokesmut
Who is your Pokewaifu?
What is your desired Pokeharem?
qot: If you were to somehow obtain and raise a Pokemon irl would you actually try to have sex with it?
I want to fuck Blaziken!
My poke waifu would be a ninetails and i have a harem will goodra and the ninetails.
pokewaifu(male) coming through
>>9574108
REEEEEEEE!
This is the STRAIGHT Pokephilia thread!
>>9574133
not him but the gay thread is full of disgusting bara
can we post feminine dicks?
I want to fuck these noodles.
>>9574133
Sorry, didn't see the other thread.
>>9574327
Oh come on it's not that bad. Just post stuff you like and people will come around.
>>9573922
I want to be a female Blaziken and get fucked.
Why is Goodra the best?
>>9571904
>If you were to somehow obtain and raise a Pokemon irl would you actually try to have sex with it?
Yes.
Which is weird because I'm not into animals whatsoever.
>>9571904
Cute as fuck bug.
>>9571904
Yes, I would raise an Absol to be loving partner.
>>9574133
That's stupid and needlessly takes up space on the catalog. Do you want to be like the fatfags?
>>9579234
Yes, i know people don't like looking at dicks every other post.
>>9579743
You guys were doing fine for a good while altogether
No need to split off for everything
>>9580724
Artist?
>>9571904
Bump
What pokemon would you kissu?
>>9590257
Right on the lips.
>>9590257
Snivy!
>>9590257
Most of them.
Kissing is severely underrated, and things like snowballing and use of long tongues are near impossible to find.
>>9593175
this desu i wish it was a more common fetish
>>9571904
Incineroar
Incineroar, Incineroar, Incineroar, Incineroar, Incineroar, Zangoose
Yes, I would, only with it's consent of course.
Had a thing for Jolteon a while ago.
And if pokemon were real irl, I guess I would fug one. Only if they felt the same way, etc.
>>9593175
>snowballing
thanks for reminding me of such a weird but hot as fuck fetish
moar like this
>>9593175
snowballing?
>>9597389
Taking cum from one mouth and sharing it.
>>9598511
That sounds Abhorrent.
>>9598533
Nah, it's sexy as fuck, my dude.
>>9571904
>>9598533
You've never tasted your own cum? What are you, gay?
>>9601826
A popsicle?
What does an Absol's vagina smells like?
>>9611881
Heaven
>>9611881
Dog/Beast cunt would be my best guess.
Anyone got any good Fics?
>>9579743
Pitiful.
>>9611881
>absol decides to appear before you
>she has sex with you
>you later warn the town about an impending disaster
>it never happened but the next girl you banged up gives you an sti
>>9617435
>having sex with human females after experiencing sex with an Absol
>>9617644
This. Fake and gay story.
More Absol and/or Lucario?
>>9604842
I have and i didn't feel anything.
Cheetah_anon from the human male on furry female thread. Currently searching for ideas for a new greentext. Any requests ?
Hey does anyone know where this is uploaded in full? The author's pixiv only has a preview and it's not on the panda.
I like both my pokewaifus and pokewaifus (male)!
>>9623392
Oh wow, I thought it was the bi version.
Apparently I dont even have it.
I want to marry this lucario!
>>9623392
DEEEEEEEEELLLLLEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9623442
>>9623392
This is a straight thread.
Anyone got that pic of the Mesprit with a guy in a pool asking if he's "ready for this"?
>>9623605
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
>>9622118
The only explanation I can come up with is that you're autistic
The straight and gay boards should merge anyway. It wasn't as boring then.
>>9623672
Would be cautious about it to since you are losing all feelings in about a days time.
>>9623925
Anybody else really like the idea of Primarina forcing herself on you?
>>9635112
Yes but I wish it wasn't a weird fish seal thing. (I like the design in-game but don't find it attractive)
>>9635112
it's like that gardevoir comic
>>9623135
>late reply
Somthing you like and are aroused by but is less common
>>9623135
A froslass and scizor from the pokemon mystery dungeon games where the froslass traps the famous explorer scizor and fucks them
>>9637167
Taming a lopunny
>You are Anon
>Your family recently moved to the anthro part of the town
>Anthro Pokemon are walking around every day
>You were used to humans, the only Pokemon you ever saw were pets
>Seeing them now as teachers, police officers and bakers is a little strange but you got used to it
>The only thing that really caught your attention was the daughter of the neighbors
>The lopunny family living next door spends a lot of time outside, enjoying the sun, often only in swimsuit since they have their own swimming pool
>You never gave a lot of attention to girls, but she is really changing that
>Everytime sou see her, with her fluffy hips, her long ears and the adorable eyebrows it feels like you have a fever
>There is only one thing you can do to change this constant need inside your body
>You have to own her
A few weeks later
>Your parents have left for the weekend, giving you lots of time to implement your plan
>You already prepared the basement and bought all the toys you need from Ampharozon
>Now all you need to to is wait, until the poor girl is alone
>After a few minutes you can see how the lopunny is finally alone in her room
>You choose your own room specifically in such a way, that you can always look at her
>Thanks to the warm temperatures she has left her window open
>Perfect
>You pick up the slingshot and place the Slutball inside of it
>Drawing back the rubber band you aim for her window and let it go
>The small ball is flying in a flat arc and hits her directly
>Instead of the usual red flash of light the girl is wrapped in black rope and drawn back into the ball
>You quickly jump out of your window and over the fence between your gardens
>Once you are standing below her window you place the small ladder under it and climb up to it
>You lean into her room, grab the still wiggling ball and make your way back, quickly entering the basement, where you place the ball on the table
>>9638102
>The ring on the Slutball is white, showing that it is secure, so there is no chance of her escaping on her own
>Tiffs POV
>What has happened ?
>You were sitting in front of your mirror, when something hit your shoulder and suddenly you were in this black ball
>You can't move, something has fixed your arms and legs to the inside of the ball
>"Hello ? HELP !!"
>No answer
>You try to wiggle your way out of the binds but they simply won't budge
>Suddenly you can feel how something is pressed between your legs
>Where are your clothes ?
>OH ARCEUS, WHY ARE YOU NAKED ?
>You try to scream again but a big ball is pressed into your mouth
>Your nether region is suddenly assaulted by a warm stream of liquids as something is sprayed on your holes
>With sudden force you can feel how something rubbery is pressed against your sphincter
>The buttplug is slowly forcing its way into your after, completely ignoring your desperate muscle movements
>Soon the big part is past your ring and the rest is slipping into you
>Your desperate screams only escape as muffled moans
>While you are completely distracted by the pressure in your bowels another toy is closing in on your pussy
>The small bullet is slipping past you lubricated lips without any resistance and starts to vibrate
>Simulations are running through your body, shaking you body against your will until you can feel your first climax closing in
>Just as you are ready to jump over the gap the vibrator suddenly stops, leaving you panting and needy
>You try to push yourself over the top by squeezing the plug in your backside but it is no use
>Just as you are ready to accept that you won't cum the vibrator tarts again
>You trash in you bindings as it brings you close again and turns of
>No matter how hard you try, there is no way for you to climax
>You try to hold on to your senses but find them quickly slipping while your pussy is busy pouring out juices, preparing itself for the penetration your body is awaiting
Endchapter1
Lurantis is my favorite!
>>9639376
As I said this is just the first Chapter. Any ideas what you would to to her to tame her ?
>>9639211
She's pretty cute.
>>9639398
Idk maybe some watersports/goldenshower
>>9639398
maybe she really needs to piss after being in there for a long time and when she is about to piss herself she says "this is not Prince's purple rain, its yellow rain"
>>9639506
seconding urine desperation
>>9641209
I like the purple rain reference. that line is an inside joke between my friends
>>9573922
Same here.
I want to have a mindblowing orgasm while balls deep in blaziken pussy.
>>9580824
Google?
>Your Weavile will never bully you into sex
>>9647145
post the rest of this pls
>>9647145
I want to bully her into sex though
>>9651793
Nah, horny Weavile handcuffing her trainer so she can ride his dick is much better.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7286375/1/
Weaville is a bad girl.
>>9657017
Cheeky little devil.
>>9603620
Thank you I really enjoy the tail flicks for some reason
>>9623442
>>9574133
Im pretty certain youre the only one that really cares, shut the fuck up already and neck yourself
Have some more dicks you autistic /pol/tard.
Save
Would you?
>>9660050
>this
THE MERGING SHALL COME AS PROPHESIZED
>>9660050
>if you don't want gay art in the thread specifically meant for straight stuff then you're /pol/
C'mon man, just post in the gay pokephilia thread.
>>9668681
they can't hear you anon, for they do not exist. if they did however, they would know that this is for the better good.
Accept the FUSION
>pokephilia threads are now split
Perfect, now there will be little to none gay shit spammed.
Do you ever wanna fuck a Machamp?
>>9668445
/pol/ is anyone I do not like. Simple as that.
>>9672742
I know they were, so?
https://tamanosuke.booth.pm/items/540193
>>9678026
>Latais is so lonely she'd go as far as to make a cake cock for her birthday
>Brother is such a manslut and gets more cock then her (probably virgin) sister ever will takes her cock cake away
>>9681145
I hate to break your admittedly lovely fantasy but they are both female as per the requester's provided info
>>9574133
What about girls who are straight
Do they just go to the gay thread
>>9681666
Human women don't exist anon.
Why do you think we all fap to furries?
>pokephilia thread for gay people
>no vaginas are ever posted in the thread
>pokephilia thread for straight people
>gays constantly request to have the thread be merged while still having a gay thread
This may be a weird question, I don't quite know where to ask.
Would anyone want to erp with me as their female pokemon of choice?
>>9574133
What about pokehusbundos? It's straight for me so is it allowed?
>>9647145
>tfw used a single Weavile across three separate games
S-stop.
>>9686213
anon you're too horny
All I want is for a Mega Lopunny to use her newfound overwhelming strength to playfully wrestle me into submission despite being much shorter and several times lighter than I am
Is that too much to ask for?
>>9687031
It's about as much to ask as it as it is to ask for Pokemon to be real.
>>9682750
there WAS complaining in the gay thread though
>>9692753
What were they complaining about?
>>9682685
But I am a girl
>>9697571
Me too :)
>>9675848
Art.
>>9641209
I'll third this. Desperation is the best.
I need female solgaleo
>>9682685
Why is Weavile so perfect
Where the fuck are the Mawiles you tasteless cunts?
>>9703078
Mawile is gross and gay.
>>9703078
>>9703078
>>9686213
24 hours late but you wanna get molested by a Sylveon?
>>9703078
What the fuck is mawile supposed to be?
>>9706665
A cock sock.
Anybody got some anthro mewtwo or blaziken
>>9573922
Blaziken is for lewding
>>9705481
sauce?
>>9703078
there's not enough mawile porn desu
>>9703078
Merry Christmas.
>>9708032
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23473773/
>>9714198
thanks
I want to cum inside Roselia!
>>9715716
alright
>>9705481
Oh god yes please
bump
>>9719519
When and where
>>9726862
This is some Picasso shit.
>>9687031
>>9727194
This is why people rage on furry fandom. Shit that's creepy dude
>>9727694
nah, you're just not degenerate enough to live out your fantasy
it's certainly better than fucking a guy in a fursuit
>>9727881
I don't fantasize about fucking poorly made stuffed animals and it's worse because at least the fursuit fucking is with other people.
>>9728026
>fucking is with other people
eww, don't be a fucking faggot
Why is Vulpex so perfect?
>>9730750
Vixens are the best
>>9724078
Will I get bitten if I try to move that ribbon away?
>>9734380
Only if that's what you want
>>9724078
Anytime, and anywhere. God I just love sylveon porn.
>>9735555
Nice quads
>>9735555
How's it gonna be?
human x poke or poke x poke?
>>9736092
It better be poke x poke
>>9736092
Wait we're doing this? I'll do human x poke if it's cool with you
>>9736167
I don't know, are we?
>>9736268
Fuck yeah we are. So how are we gonna do this?
>>9736377
To be honest I don't know, feel free to back out but I've uh never really done this before.
>>9737313
Well damn neither have I. You got discord so we could try this there?
>>9738813
more nidoqueen pls
my dick needs this
Porn when
>>9741131
New update?
>>9741131
>solgaleo
shit taste my man
>>9743067
>the only piece of porn of this thing
>just 1 exposed tit
at least it happened fast?
>>9728026
Id rather fuck a doll than another man, Even if its sad as hell.
>>9737413
Shit sorry I passed out, I don't use discord but I can get it, post your username and i'll send you a request or something
progress update if anyone cares
re-doing lines and going over shit to make it more defined again
i think it looks weird though, and i'm in a bloc for the time being
Saw someone post this snippet, no idea where to start looking, didnt even know there was an incineroar/primarina doujin.
I figure someone here might know where to look, sadpanda seems to not have it.
>>9744137
Better?
>>9746036
a'ight, my discord username is Mariotheluna#5921
Deleting this post in 30 minutes so be quick.
>>9748355
Do you know the artists name?
Also fuck patreon jewery
>>9748361
Fuck it, I'll leave it up til you send the request.
>>9744137
>one breast covered and one breast exposed
>not hot as fuck
>>9748317
breasts are a bit big for my taste, still hot though
also, anyone know why the fuck kaijinchu nuked most of his art?
>>9741131
Never though Necrozma would actually fuse with the Solgaleo and Lunanala. The notion probably never occurred to me because it looks terrible.
>>9745323
>Being this homophobic.
I never said another man you fucking neck beard.
>>9703078
Mawile is the bestest
>>9703078
>>9703078
I got you covered
>>9571904
There's a serious lack of Lucario in here...
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1066399450
Sample: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62551511
>>9753446
Why can't mandarake ever have the doujinshi I want
>>9753923
>few stocks
>much searching
Only buy who arrives first.
>>9754018
Well they never had it in the first place, only way to get the doujin was to buy it from comiket or buy one of the handful that were auctioned off the few days afterwards.
>>9754865
Beunoo~
>>9755692
oh baby
>>9571904
My first lewd picture I've ever made, be nice.
In fact. It's the first picture I've made in the past 4 years.
>>9757102
How could I forget the tail?
I want to impregnate Nebby and give her many baby Cosmogs!
Does anyone have this pictures rear view?
>>9571904
>Who is your Pokewaifu?
Mama Kahn
>What is your desired Pokeharem?
A bunch of those cat pokemon that Sunnibee artist drew.
>qot: If you were to somehow obtain and raise a Pokemon irl would you actually try to have sex with it?
Male: Nah
Female: Depends
>>9752510
>it's certainly better than fucking a guy in a fursuit
>at least the fursuit fucking is with other people.
you responded to >>9727881 about gay fursuit fucking and how its better than a doll.
>I never said another man you fucking neck beard.
>>9758038
Too large. It's on u18.
>>9727194
Hmmm
>On one hand
I really want to hold and feel that a bit.
>On the other
This seems alittle weird and makes me uncomfortable.
>>9757297
Looks alright; especially from what you've said to be a 4yr break. There's errors, but whatev'-- you didn't exactly ask for crits.
>>9727194
not thicc enough
>>9571904
Need more pokemon being successfully bred by their masters
>>9761137
we need more unsuccessful breedings because thats whats actually rare
>>9761358
Unsuccessful breeding is rather frequent with non-humanoid Pokemon though, in the end the human sperm dumped in their womb sloshes around aimlessly, unable to find a compatible egg to fertilize.
>>9761686
HIS USELESS FRUITLESS SEMEN SPLISHSPLASHING IN HER BABYCHAMBER
>>9638102
>>Your family recently moved to the anthro part of the town
wot
>>Anthro Pokemon are walking around every day
WOT
>>9761686
you have the whole set translated?
>>9754195
bah found an active auction of it but none of the proxy services ship obscene articles
https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/w178190342
>>9765997
>https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/w178190342
https://www.j-subculture.com/
These guys ship adult books used them loads last year.
>>9764779
what the fuck is this and where can i get it
>>9767732
It's an ongoing series of some froakie that saw a greninja get raped and mindbroken by a charizard and grew up to believe sexual dominance is the ultimate power.
>>9758576
Literally nothing in my response says man or gay, just fursuit. You can't lie when text logs exist faggot.
>>9768829
>You can't lie when text logs exist faggot
>Being this homophobic.
>Being this homophobic.
>Being this homophobic.
>Being this homophobic.
>>9770299
You're pulling it out of context completely. My original statement said "fursuit fucking with other people"
I called you a homophobe because you instantly jumped to "not fucking another man".
You're a homophobe. Get over it.
>>9770299
i wanna be that glaceon
>>9767732
http://www.ebay.com/itm/POKEMON-doujinshi-B5-26pages-all-color-KAWAZOKO-JakunikuXoukan-in-alora-/371950366516?hash=item5699f82f34:g:NkMAAOSwYlRZGKUk
Can't find any digital version but it's for sale on ebay.
New thread?