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Letting depression eat you Edition
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Just stop being sad.
who /depression/ here?
how are you getting by?
>>9564300
If we all go to bed the leaks will come faster
>>9564419
>>9564403
boils on my thighs
>>9564427
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
>>9564385
>Letting depression eat you
Either it's eating out pussy/ass or it's vore. I can't tell what you're going for.
>>9564438
ouch, sounds painful mate
they'll heal though, right? this must be having a great impact on your life if it hurts to walk
plus it may be possible to exercise via arm/torso exercises
>>9564376
I have to be with a friend to go outside or be very far away from my town (it's a big county thigh so that's kind of hard) or I feel extremely uncomfortable
But I only have one friend and she's like 20 minutes from where I live
I definitely have strong social anxiety, my therapist is sure of that
>>9564436
Not drinking anymore thankfully, mainly just video games and posting on /sug/ a lot
>>9564436
I've made it this far at least...
LEAKS. I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM, GIVE ME THEM. GIVE ME THE LEAKS.
>>9564438
no offense. but that sounds gross. what happened?
>>9564473
post your greentexts first if you have any
Purest ship
>>9564487
FIVE NAMIKEN MINUTES
>>9564479
I get boils under my arms and on my chest and neck and other places too sadly.
>>9564487
Hot.
>>9564507
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!
>>9564491
I didn't write this but here you go anon.
>>9564482
are you the trans alcoholic anon, by any chance? if so then i'm glad and proud that you've kicked the habit
i'm sorry you've got such intense anxiety, that seems extremely difficult to live with
*boing*
>>9564507
It's Namekian you dolt
>>9564489
It is
I'll spare you the details
doctors don't know
>>9564518
that completely sucks mate
do you get treatment for it?
>>9564537
Sorry, I'm filling in while the usual person is on break.
>>9564564
It's like two or three people. (including me)
>>9564530
Y-yeah, that's me
Thanks, being around family definitely stops me and makes me focus on healthier ways to deal with stuff. The anxiety is tough, I was basically a shut in all through college so I never made friends there, and all of my high school friends moved except for one, so I have to force myself out there and be social if I want friends again
Though trying not to drink and having to work events where I'm mainly serving alcohol (which I've been doing these past few weekends) is stressful mentally. The last one is tomorrow thankfully
>>9564554
Treatment from the doctors is
>Wash the areas
>keep them dry
doesn't work that well and it's flairing up now
The neck one is permanent the others come and go constantly
I thought the leaks would help but now I just want the full episodes even more.
>>9563705
kill yourself
>>9563748
playing overwatch
going to bed soon
>YD will never send you lewd selfies
>be you
>at home doing you stuff
>your phone goes off
>"Message from Space Hoe"
>open up your message app
>see pic related
>"bout to judge some pink bitch, whatcha think?"
What do
>>9564107
kill yourself
>>9564336
No
>>9564535
>>9564518
kill yourself
>>9564642
Fuck you for reminding me how real life sucks sometimes
>>9564524
kill yourself
>>9564656
nice
I get off to the idea of someone kidnapping me and lovingly raping me for the rest of my days.
>>9564556
got any more?
Gems should kiss places below the waist
>>9564642
"i'm guilty of wantin to get all up in that puss "
>>9564692
Stop pretending as Steven, Lapis
>>9564647
>poc
That's such a condescending word to use. I fucking hate hearing someone call a different race that isn't white that. That's like calling a midget a "little person". I'm a fucking Hispanic, just refer to me as that instead of a "POC".
>>9564615
don't let the last one tempt you
you've done really well so far to kick the habit, no turning back now. you seem like you have a positive attitude about yourself at the moment, which is great, you're really on track
is it possible to connect with this friend? they might help you connect with others if you're looking for friends
>>9564507
>>9564602
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, FOOL
ITS ACTUALLY
FIVE MINUTES
>>9564701
>>9564752
Forgot to mention I didn't write these either.
does anyone have art of the gems in saunas or bath houses?
>>9564720
perpetrator of crime
WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM WORST GEM
>>9564700
THE EYE
IS STILL
T R A N S P A R E N T
>>9564492
I like how we started shipping this based on like one screencap
>>9564771
>Aunt Jemima
>Garnet
>Not Bismuth
what da hell 'sda the meanin a this, massa?
>>9564768
HOW DARE YOU
hey kids
you want some lapidot
>>9564647
Eugh
>>9564775
USING MIRROR GEM POWERS TO RECORD IT MY GUY
the fuck?
>>9564828
THATS NOT AN EXCUSE
SHE STILL HAS PUPILS
>>9564726
Thanks, I won't let it tempt me. I'm working it with family so I have accountability
I actually went out today and hung out with my friend, it was fun. I don't want to make her feel awkward bringing me around her friends because she's in a relationship, but maybe I can try to connect with some of her friends
Then again we've saved each other from making really bad decisions so I'm guessing she wouldn't mind helping me find friends
>>9564830
GUYS
When will Lars go into the avatar state?
>>9564830
its fanart
>>9564826
kill yourself
Goodnight you shits
hope the warp takes you all
>>9564775
>>9564879
that does not solve the problem anon
>>9564524
Peri toes
IF there really is a jasperdemtion later on down the line... can we have a jasper song sound like something woody allen or whoever made the toy story songs?
>>9564886
>that lars x amethyst one
Nice
rip steven
>>9564891
The problem was that her pupils were transparent.
Her pupils are no longer transparent.
>>9564916
but
now EVERYTHING ELSE is transparent!
FUCK
when's the last time you heard good news
Easy fix
>photoshop
>save original image
>load into ps
>save as jpeg
Will automatically fill in the transparency with white.
>>9564906
Its gonna be HEAVY METAL
>>9564941
>thinking I've ever heard good news
>>9564941
When my fish died
So around 20 years ago
>>9564906
>You've got an STD
>You've got an STD
>When you're fucked up in the head
>And you're lightyears and lightyears from your mom who's dead
>You forced a puppy dog into your bed
>And now you've got an STD
it's 4:20
>>9564436
I'm not depressed but I hope all the anons who are can find some happiness.
new fusion while split up?
i feel like this is gonna be another moonstone where everyone is set on the new gem being a certain gem and it turns out to be completely different
>>9564830
Imagine if that guy who draws all the big gems as fat hairy men managed to get hired on SU
>>9564860
that sounds like a brilliant idea, you should definitely reconnect with her, you sound like you have close history
>>9564989
Jesus, Sugar!
Are you so allergic to originality that you have to rip off fetish porn from Deviantart?
LEAK THE LEAKIES LEAK THEM NOW
>>9565033
Thanks anon
>>9565050
>Siamese twins fighting is the exclusive property of DeviantArt fetishists
We've never seen Jasper reform after poofing.
What if her stripe pattern is different every time?
>>9565050
don't forget those two guys from the spongebob movie
>>9565035
The nose knows and it knows no other than a pearl
>>9565001
>>9564700
>>9564775
>>9565055
Kill yourself instead, memer.
>>9565055
FUCKING LEAK IT
>>9565050
>>9565079
Two people fused together?
Rebecca Sugar is totally ripping off Rebecca Sugar.
North Korea is best Korea
POST NEW SAPPHIRE
So I was just watching mkatwoods momocon panel which has Deedee and Zach on it and a Jasper cosplayer ran across the stage, the crowd yelled "Jasper, Jasper!" and Zach said "she's back!" kek
>>9564618
they have also lanced them before but they just keep coming back
>>9565155
Frieza why
>>9565155
>>9565130
>fusion is original to Steven Universe
>>9565173
I hate how a good chunk of SU Critical shit can literally be answered with 'just wait and see what happens holy shit'.
>>9564436
desperately clinging to every sensory input, trying to not think about how much i want to break apart
>>9565183
Toriyama stole future vision from Steven Universe, and then used future vision to steal fusion before it existed.
>>9565218
Wanna chat anon?
It can be a good distraction
>>9565218
are you seeing a therapist? that sounds intense
>>9565203
No, you see if a plot point isn't immediately explained it's bad writing.
>>9565046
Yeah we've got close history, neither one of us would've been alive today if it weren't for the other
I'll give it a try. I'll see if I can find local meet-up things in my area too
>>9564838
She needs it recorded for reasons anon. Lapiven is cute as shit anyway.
>>9565170
Kimberly Brooks didnt show up and kick the other VAs off the stage to announce the new Jasper spinoff series?
>>9565308
please call someone, even if it's just a friend or family
you shouldn't have to deal with shit like this alone
Where's your movie, /sug/?
where the FUCK is emerald
>>9565342
i'll be fine
Does Lapis have ears?
>>9565386
are you sure?
>Mama Mia that is a slutty meatball!
>>9565170
Soon...er or later.
>>9565170
Is there somewhere to watch it? The whole panel?
>>9565378
In the trash where it belongs
>>9565362
After Rebecca Sugar wastes all the money on hardcore drugs and has to reanimate the ending because the first ending was made in crayon.
>>9565397
they shouldn't have to worry about a worthless person like me
>>9565362
>UG was shit
>Regular Show came to a decent end, albeit screwed over time wise because CN are assholes
>AT's fandom is slow because it's growing older. People lose interest and move into the next show, not everyone's gonna be a fan of shit forever
>does the Loud House have an Emmy?
Nobody thinks tLH is being cancelled. If they do they're autistic.
>implying we're a bunch of CN fanfags
Fuck off, faggot
>>9564436
Had mild depression for a few years but it's sorta 'faded away' into the background. Despite my life being mostly rosy it was somewhat (and sometimes still is) hard for me to be happy. It probably has something to do with some hormone problems and stress due to certain transitions in my life. But once I found a 'purpose' or personal goals I can distract myself from that empty hole in my chest. So I can't really complain.
On a different note…how can you tell if you are a socio/psychopath?
>>9565427
anon cmon that's like the epitome of depression right there
you're not burdening anyone by simply asking for help
>>9565435
okay, now's your cue to kiss the jasperfag
>>9565435
The dick wedged up your ass grows bigger every day
>>9565435
Kill yourself already
>>9565492
After every jascuck has killed themselves then I will, so get on it.
>>9565362
>can't even win a trophy from it's own network
>>9565435
Less than a season away from Jasperdemptionseason6
>>9565542
Feels good, feels great
>>9565435
The only thing more sad and delusional than a jascuck is someone who needs to remind everyone how sad and delusional jascucks are to try and forget how sad and delusional he is.
Or a redditor, but there might be some overlap there.
>>9565435
obsessed fucking retard I was only stating what happened on the fucking panel, I didn't insinuate that this meant she was coming back.
you literally wait on the edge of your seat all day to post your usual "jascuck sad sad delusional shit shit shit" whenever her name is mentioned, I think you're more sad and delusional than the jascucks
>post yfw White Diamond is voiced by Tara Strong
>>9565542
I'm angry at your happiness because my mom only loved me as a friend.
Kill yo4urself.
>>9565584
>>9565584
I feel angry for no reason at all.
>ruby/pearl
>rupearl
>rupaul
>>9565584
Her voice suits a diamond exactly 0%. Pick someone else, pls sugar
>>9564647
>Somehow Uncle Andy got to be racist on his first ep? So why not do the same for Lars's writing?
>>9565640
START YOUR ENGINES
>>9565584
White diamond will be voiced by Beyonce
Screencap this
>>9565652
>Andy is a tiny, one-ep character
>Lars is a semi-main character whose character will take time to develop
Why are people so FUCKING RETARDED
>>9565670
kill yourself lapidirt
>>9564941
I'm winning my video games in this tournament
>>9564647
Andy's race isn't mentioned even once.
Unless you count American as his race, but he's no more American than Lars.
>>9565658
God no, I'll take Tara's voice over her
waht should we draw today
>>9565690
to be fair, beyonce would be an excellent publicity stunt
>>9565681
Not today.
>>9565362
TLHfags are that rare annoying combination of persecution complex and superiority complex.
>>9565178
>>9565670
Lapis is for Steven.
Hello /sug/.
I have these two "Funko's Pint Size Heroes" miniatures of Greg and Connie. Considering they're only gathering dust in my room I decided I want to pass them on. I know /sug/ is full of Greg and/or Connie fans, so if anyone wants one, I'd love to ship it to you, completely free of charge. I've done so once with Pearl mini already.
So if anyone wants them, just send me your address to [email protected] and let me know why you'd like to have them, and I'll pick one of you.
I know this might seem shady, but considering this thread is full of sadness, I might as well try to make someone's day a bit better.
But considering how many of you are depressed here, I'll say that just about anyone can email me their address and I'll ship you some chocolate to brighten your unsuspecting future day, when you get the shipment. Just tell me your favourite SU character. And please feel better soon.
>>9565652
Why not... make... Lars' writing... racist?
>wake up
>see this
>wat do
>>9565684
Italians are white
>>9565715
Yeah, but only if we're okay with White Diamond only appearing once, and only saying one word.
Actually, one word from Beyonce might be pushing it. Maybe they could take already-recorded audio of her breathing, make White Diamond silent, and animate the rest of the series in crayon because Beyonce's breathing noises killed their budget.
>>9565743
Lapis belongs to no one.
Barely realized that those episode descriptions
>Lars lets Steven inside
>Lars opens up to Steven
Were about his hair portal
White Diamond will be voiced by Ragyo's Va and be epic majestic waifu material
>>9565773
>see the bottom side of a duck
... who is laying on top of me
>>9565773
wonder what's going on with lapis' left shoulder, but enjoy it nonetheless
>>9565773
Go back to sleep
>>9565791
>>9565773
dick*
>>9564878
good night, don't die
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2556824&location=Kaukauna%2C%20WI%2C%20United%20States
post where you live
>>9565782
You're right Steven belongs to her.
>>9564436
I get by knowing that my current situation is temporary and every day that passes is a day closer to a better life.
>>9565747
Disisatrick?
>>9565816
We already have a map:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2538280
>>9565776
Yeah, but it's never outright stated, and Andy doesn't act like an Italian stereotype.
Y'know, like Lars.
>>9565817
Steven belongs to no one.
>>9565773
>wake up
>see this in HD
Lars feet
What do you listen to when sad /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
>>9565840
Steven and Lapis belong to each other through mutual love
>>9565851
>still see the bottom of someone's dick
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS LAYING ON ME
>>9565861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qK82JvRY5s
Ahh yeah time to rip into some depression pudding cups
>>9565854
>stuck on Earth serving fries
>person he hates is at Homeworld
>said person is saving QT gem waifus
>also became pink and semi-immortal, with a portal in his hair
can Ronaldo ever recover, /sug/?
>>9565831
thanks for telling me
>>9565747
oh, it's you!
Thank you for the pearl. That chocolate you sent was nice as well.
>>9564203
Done with that Pearl request. Hope you liked it.
>>9565851
Pearl has to learn to be careful with that nose, she almost stabbed Lapis right in the eye.
>>9565831
Two people live close by me. One lives a few minutes away from Norwalk, California which is where my pops stays. Also how do I add?
>>9565913
requester here
Niceeeeee
Thanks
>>9565823
Nay mate. I'm being completely serious. I know what it's like to struggle with shit so why not do something nice for people who supply me with fanart and leaks and links to episodes (where I'm from SU doesn't even exist really)?
>>9565851
>HD now in color
>>9565584
What about Tabitha Germaine?
>>9565905
Oh you got it? That's great news! I wasn't sure whether it arrived or not, but maybe I should specify to let me know when you get the package. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
>>9565747
Thank you for the kind wishes
I'd love the greg if I didn't have something against giving my address out to anons on 4chan
Good thing that the drill still works
>>9565898
>Lars gets to go on an adventure
>Lars gets superpowers
>Lars gets an alien girlfriend
>Lars, who can't even open a jar, is less of a burden than Ronaldo in much higher stakes scenarios
>Lars gets to pretty much become a Crystal Gem
>Lars gets to come home a hero and Ronaldo is just a guy with a blog
>>9565971
/co/ booru
>>9565913
Niiiiiice
>>9565584
It's gonna be Jane Lynch, dude.
>>9565584
Fucking leafs
>>9565851
yell in pain because they made my dick turn a full 180
>>9565974
...Send me your friend's or family member's address? I understand you completely, so it's up to you. My mail's up there if you change your mind.
>>9566000
>66000
If it actually happens, I'm blaming /pol/s frog deity on this.
>>9564385
She lookin better than ever.
>>9566023
What is wrong with an actress with a solid and consistent affinity for performing in Family media and animation plus a decently notable celebrity status to get attention from the mainstream media while not being WAY more expensive than most?
>>9566030
That's right
>>9565831
>other San Diego anons
>>9566009
All my friends moved and I live with the only family that really cares
Thanks for the offer though anon That's very kind
>>9566059
Having her half ass the job.
Any of you fags stuck in NC?
>>9566085
considering the high quality of all the voice acting in the show, im pretty certain sugar kicks the shit out of the va's if they don't do a proper job
>>9566085
What makes you think she'll half-ass the job? What part of Solid and Consistent did you not understand?
>>9565831
>the closest anon to me is a Pearlfag in San Francisco
>>9565937
>where I'm from SU doesn't even exist really)?
What realm are you from, guardian wizard lvl 90?
>>9566095
Yes
>>9565715
white diamond should really be somebody who could reasonably be in more than one episode though
>>9566113
I wish she did the same for the storyboarders.
>>9566071
So healthy and full of life.
Is it weird if let's say, your boyfriend is ten years older than you?
>>9566067
is it the same artist doing all these?
>>9566158
how old are you?
>>9566129
The Balkan region. There's your answer. Where else, really?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
>>9566158
Depends on how old you are.
>>9566183
kys
>>9566158
Yes if he's over 40
>>9565996
Lars is living the dream
>>9566153
She adapted to Earth customs so quickly
>>9566158
as long as you're legal, and he's klind and dependable
>>9566183
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's your fetishes /sug/?
>>9566158
I personally find it weird.
>>9566158
no.
>>9566188
>>9566195
>>9566178
>>9566179
>>9566208
>>9566219
It's not me, but the difference is a 15 or 14 year old....
>>9566083
As you wish. Take care and all the best to you
>>9566158
Not at all. As long as you're over 18 it's fine
>>9566158
He is a pedo
>>9566204
I have like 100 fetishes. Here's one
>>9565831
>tfw surrounded by two Lapisfags
>One of them is a Fatpis poster
FUUCK
>>9566180
Okay, you can't tell me that she wasn't the saving grace of ALL of those. She single handedly delivered the best performance in each of them. Especially in Glee. A friend of mine made me marathon it with them, and while the show as a whole isn't as bad as people meme about it being, her character was the only thing that made me not even feel remotely bad about watching it.
>>9566204
this is embarrasing.
Promse not to tell? it's kinda weird
it's love.
>>9566236
Retard
>>9566227
How old are they?
It's only weird if the younger one is still a teenager. For example my grandma was 22 and grandpa was 46 when they met
>>9566204
Mind break and "bad end" stuff
There was a good /d/ thread with that stuff the other day
And maybe some weight gain stuff too
>>9566249
you are fragile
>>9565831
>still have the country all for myself
i claim that shit country for my shit waifu
>>9566242
i kinda like this
>>9566273
you are dead.
>>9566271
The girl is 14-15, the guy is 10+ that.
>>9565898
Well I never would have guessed lars ending up like this so maybe glucose has something similarly crazy planned for the fryman
>>9566227
lmao call the authorities
>>9566273
are you that one anon who lives in syria
>>9566301
is it legal there?
>>9566301
Ugh no that is very weird and he is definitely a pedo
>>9566273
marry me homerposter
>>9566301
Time to call the party v&
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2538280
it really suprises me how many people from across the world browse /sug/
>>9566301
ABORT
>>9566301
banned
Is this correct or would their assets be switched
>>9566303
>the Diamonds discover that humans can be imbued with gem powers
>they decide to do an experiment
>abduct random, non-specific humans in secret (Ronaldo included)
>grind up gems they weren't using and inject them into their blood
>Ronaldo gets Bloodstone injected into him by pure coincidence
>>9566346
there's not as many from the uk as one would expect
there's more dutchfags than britfags
>>9566301
BAD. VERY BAD.
>>9566328
>>9566322
>>9566296
a he he
So what do you guys think White Diamond will actually be like?
I know it's quite likely that she is pretty similar to yellow and blue except slightly more powerful.
But I like the idea of her being like 10 times their size or some sort of god-like monstrosity that doesn't really communicate or give orders but is responsible for the creation of all gems including the diamonds and just sits alone holding that ball of light thingy.
>>9566383
i hope you don't get hit by a bomb homerposter
>>9566359
Ruby is flat in both senses.
Sapphyre is the one who got the ass and the boob
>>9566359
Despite what retarded memers will say, yes.
>>9566244
Hey buddy hey pal let's meet up let's get to know each other.
>>9566135
What part my dude?
>>9566399
>the boob
Who here is going to date me?
Come on don't be shy.
>>9566289
Now try to find that non-existent content
disparaging comment
>>9566417
You know it
>>9566426
LEAVE
>>9566353
>>9566351
>>9566333
>>9566325
>>9566323
>>9566318
>>9566308
>>9566370
>>9566370
>>9566382
I mean from what I know, they haven't had sex before and I'm not sure how they met, probably from a local gig er something. I wanna call the authorities but at the same time, she likes him for what I know...
What do now?!
There is probably nothing after you die so I might as well stick around and see what happens
>>9566204
>>9566416
I'm the only one who marked the map there.
>>9566445
you could try talking to her about it
>>9566436
with hooves and the blocky hands she looks kinda like a weird female hellboy
>>9566441
I see you're a man of culture.
Which Peridoodley is the real one?
>>9566426
You'll find something.... maybe if you piss on them....
*blocks your path*
>>9566204
Stuffing vore mindbreak.
>>9566445
He's grooming her ur duuuuuuuumb
>>9566445
Can't get arrested for Pedophilia if your a cat, you can kill cats tough, just hide the body.
Catscrtach was weird
>>9566452
Suicide is sin because someone out there whether you like it or not, someone cares and his name is God
>>9566301
Gross shit, nail his ass to the cross. Even in places where that's legal, the moral issues and generational gap means this isn't a healthy relationship by any means. 14/15 year olds are fucking retarded with hormones and emotions, super easy for people to prey on and manipulate.
>>9566204
/d/orses
>>9566456
Steven is for Lapis
>>9566445
Is she rich or otherwise important?
Maybe he only wants to get in her pants to get to her pockets.
Why is Lars pink now?
>>9566441
Another one!
>>9566506
No real proof for god anon
If he is a kind enough god he would understand anyway. If not screw them probably
>>9566484
She has nothing to be embarrassed about.
>>9566474
hellboy is best girl
>>9566530
You snooze you lose
>>9566445
idk. if it's legal just let them have their thing but call the cops if you suspect he's abusing her or something
>>9566535
Steven went inside Lars and came. The side effects of quartz cum is turning into the color of said quartz gem
>>9566271
How someone my age could be attracted to/want to get married to someone nearing 50 I'll never know
What if Blue Diamond has water wings, as well? It's a useful power, so I could see an all-powerful Diamond having it, too
>>9566554
She's disgusted at Slowphire's extra bap.
>>9566445
You fucker, call someone. It's called grooming, and it's NEVER a good thing. Young teenagers are retarded and don't have the foresight to see how wrong it is that a 24/25+ adult wants to be in a relationship with a child. At that age, all love is TROO LUV and they get themselves into shit already with other teens, a broken-headed adult is 100x worse.
>>9566559
RIP Peridot
>>9566535
Steven saved Lars thru his healing tears. He turned pink like Lion.
>>9566488
Muda muda.
>>9566577
And extra leg
>>9566427
i could draw some. I'm not sure, i haven't decided if i like it in a sexual way or not
>>9566445
They are grooming them probably help them
>>9566445
Jesus christ DO SOMETHING
>>9566542
And the child.
>>9565861
You mean a song to make me feel better or to make me feel more sad? Here's a bittersweet kinda deal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npYiAfQ06E4
>>9566587
Like that angsty cunt would do anything
She already ditched her child
>be lapis
>decide to have sex with a woman who shows interest in having a utility relationship (family, reproduction, or in this case, destroying an evil)
>agree to smash
>change it to a rape
>run off when shes had the baby
Lapis = nigga
What is /sug/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bkKYURmXO8
>>9566642
either one anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnGdoEa1tPg
>>9566651
I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO GLASS ANIMALS ALL DAY WOOO
>>9566650
Niggers deserve true love too.
>>9566531
>Is she rich or otherwise important
No, typical kid.
>>9566511
Yea who knows what's gonna happen to him, I've yet to meet him. Can't wait till that happens
>>9566560
>>9566578
>>9566606
I'm not sure calling the authorities is the best atm cause, he's not abusing her and hasn't "touched" her or nothing sexual from what I know. I'll talk to her about, investigate a bit, and if it's "BAD" then I gotta call the authorities or do something about it. Audino /sug/
>>9566590
I hope he turns back
>>9566651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtYF_9e2azE
>be lapis
>decide to have sex with a woman who shows interest in having a utility relationship (family, reproduction, or in this case, destroying an evil)
>agree to smash
>change it to a rape
>run off when shes had the baby
>Baby momma comes back and pleads she will do better for the family
>deny her again
>have your hommies kill her so you don't have to pay child support
Lapis = nigga
I expanded a bit more on it
>>9566605
I mean, of course it will be sexual, it's a fetish after all.
If you want this not to be so lewd, you can draw with clothes on.
>>9566542
why are you making this disgusting fanart of the worst ship the fanbase has produced yet
>>9566707
>They did a turn around of the signature
nice
But yeah try and do something because that is VERY VERY NOT NORMAL
>>9566651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtbAgynP8iY
>>9566731
kys kisscartoon cuck
>>9566733
But that's not Lapidot art
Pealars
>>9566650
>>9566695
Now she's with Steven so it's alright.
>>9566688
Have anything you like from the new album, friendo?
>>9566592
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9566764
Me, but I don't post about on /sug/ every day.
>>9565913
>>9564217
Did the Aqua Req.
I'm actually pretty proud of this one. It's simple, but I did it with no Refs at all (Barring the Color palette)
>>9566413
Will there be [spoiler]Food[/spoiler]?
>>9566738
Always liked that one, but "5D" is a personal favorite
>>9566798
you made him delete the post you fucker
>>9566820
hey, pretty nice. thanks
post fat lapis
>>9566784
Life itself and The Other Side Of Paradise were my favorites, Agnes was good and almost made me cry. I'm gettin the steven universe vibes though from Glass Animals now, so I have been listening to them a lot desu
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/161146658744/why-slowpphire-matters
no calling me a thief this time. I gave credit where credit was due
>>9566865
Fuck this shit, I saw the South Park screenshot and I had a literal deja vu
brb, fresh air
>>9566838
Yeah, I guess it was a bit rude. Sorry.
>>9565773
I grew a dick???
>>9566865
kys fanfood faggot you are cancer
>>9566887
Maybe I'm not the one who should say this but you really shouldn't be so ashamed of your past anon
I hate Lapis Lazuli
>>9566782
She can learn to be a better lover now.
>>9566981
but that's blue pearl
A coworker of mine who's 23 is dating a 16 year old, but he's a scrawny manchild who works at a burger joint and spends all his life playing video games (no I'm not pretending I'm much better than him)
My best friends older brother did the same thing, he was a pathetic video game addict and dated a girl who was in high school and they broke up not long after she graduated
I'd say there's no power imbalance in theses cases because the guys truly haven't developed much after their teen years and they're just having the relationships they couldn't get when they were in high school, which suddenly comes easy because of the bare minimum amount of maturity you gain by reaching your twenties. (My best friend's bro's gf was still actually way more mature than him lol, and acted as the "mom friend" when we all hung out) And physically they look the same age as the girls as well. I don't like it because it's sad and pathetic, not abusive. But I will never understand why teen girls get into these relationships, they may be 20 something year old losers but they're still losers, what is the appeal
>>9566981
It's so weird that people draw shit like this. Also kys
>>9566862
You can definitely hear that, a whole lot more in "Zaba" than in "How to Be a Human Being". All time standout is 'Hazey' though, always had a soft spot for the smooth vocals
>>9566981
This pic is so dumb, gems don't even bleed.
>>9566942
Am I not contributing to the discussion?
>>9567006
tl;dr
>>9566943
I meant, I felt like I saw that post in the past, in a dream or whatever.
>>9567006
A wallet
should i take draw requests?
>>9566855
>>9566820
Sure as long as you bring it.
>>9566982
Steven will show her the ropes
Your least favorite gem is about to be raped. Do you help them or just let it happen?
>>9567068
Only if you want to actually draw, it should be something you do because you want to, not because you feel obliged to.
>>9567083
I FART VERY LOUD AS A WARNING
BBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>9567068
yea draw lapis showing off bikinis to steven
>>9567016
It's a fetish and I will never understand it
>>9566865
She could or she couldn't, like showing Steven an biased version of the even
>>9565170
Were the VAs annoyed tho
>>9567068
Pearl with massve tiddies
>>9567083
Can't rape the willing and she's always willing.
>>9567083
I watch and enjoy
>>9566732
oh god that face is awful. it's not about that. I'm not sure if i like that way
>>9567068
fat lapis
>>9567083
My very presence will sour the mood, this alone will save anybody from rape
>>9567122
I'm liking all these arrogant kids who think they can do better than the crew.
>>9567122
BD should honestly be black because all blues are canonically niggers.
A coworker of mine who's 23,000 is dating a 16,000 year old, but she's a scrawny kindergartner who works for Blue Diamond and spends all her life playing with the zoomans (no I'm not pretending I'm much better than her)
My best friends older friend did the same thing, she was a pathetic zooman keeper and dated a gem who was in high court and they broke up not long after she joined the rebels
I'd say there's no power imbalance in theses cases because the Diamonds truly have developed much more in their years and they're just having the planets blown up that they couldn't get to when they were in HOMEWORLD, which suddenly comes easy because of the bare minimum amount of Gem Resources you gain by reaching galactic domination. (My best friend's friend's gf was still actually way more higher ranking than her CLOD, and acted as the "zooman keeper" when we all hung out) And physically they look the same age as the gems as well. I don't like it because it's shallow and pedantic, not kinky. But I will never understand why MY DIAMONDS get into these human studies, they may be 20,000,000 something year old giant ladies but they're still ladies, what is the location of the rebel base?
>>9567094
i'm feeling it
>>9567172
>>9567083
They can create weapons at anytime and have super strength. I laugh at there incompetence and slowly realize that getting raped was a part of her plan
>>9567122
>Whitewashed
>BLUE skin
Only the people on tumblr can think like tis
>>9567201
Well if you feel like taking requests feel free to say so, I have a few ideas myself
>>9567203
I'd really love to see some examples given what Tumblr's "improved" designs are like
>>9567040
maybe I already posted it in another timeline. A single sodium ion in a different place triggered a single neuron which cascaded until I posted it yesterday when I originally heard about it.
>>9567135
She can't show him a biased version. She's not imaging the past, she's seeing it
>>9567205
What's her endgame?
>>9567122
Yeah, that design does look creepier than a character design that isn't meant to be creepy, for a character whose place in the story doesn't require her to be creepy.
Good job, tumblr.
>>9567226
that's what my original post was expressing
>>9567151
Yeah, I didn't want to post it, but the other drawings are lewds.
Then in what way would you like it?
>>9567199
have you been diagnosed with autism?
>>9567235
>>9567206
You also can't "whitewash" a character whose skin had never been shown until that point
>>9566731
Malachite is pure and doesn't deserve such awful parents
This took me forever to finish. I'm probably gonna fix it more later. But here is my favorite new ship right now boys.
>>9567260
uhhhhh.... are they fucking corrupted or?
>>9567260
>that melted cheese Lapis
Not gonna lie, that would almost be good in a context completely different from the show.
>>9567203
Kek.
I guess I'm glad shitty kids are having fun being creative and are proud of their stuff even though most of it is really crappy.
>>9567263
Lapis could do all of these things on her own with a water clone of Garnet.
>>9567083
If they can rape my least hated gem, there is nothing I could do to help.
>>9567281
great job, i love it
>>9567083
Lapis is a rapist deserves to be raped and taught a lesson
>>9567268
I read a fanfic where Malachite impregnated Lapis with herself.
>>9567260
>that lapis
You know what? I'd fuck it.
>>9567308
have you been diagnosed with autism?
>>9567170
Are you a sour patch kid?
>>9565584
I hope Rebecca never hires Tara
>>9567260
Okay, but at least explain to me those blue spots on Connie.
>>9567083
I hate Lapis but I wouldn't just watch on as someone gets raped.
>>9567260
>Pearl is now a robot
>Garnet has a retarded cape for no reason
>Connie got grape juice on her face (I'm assuming this means they want Connie to replace Steven, in which case fuck off)
>Lapis is just melting
>Amethyst is now a retarded demon
Why any of this?
>>9567343
No, my good sir. I am just moking that anon's unrelated post.
>>9567357
>becky gets cancer
>her friends do an animated homage to her before she goes
>voiced by tara strong
>>9565690
Really? I think id rather have Beyonce
>>9567358
Those are 3D Spotsâ„¢.
Diverse, distracting, dumb as shit.
>>9567355
Sour. Sweet. Gone.
2nd step variable
>>9567260
This is that transgemder tard.
>>9567260
Are we posting shitty tumblr redesigns?
>>9567320
How
>>9567260
i want to know the story behind this. who's the artist?
>>9567315
Arigato. I still have tons to work on it. (Also should I post it to my tumblr? I don't wanna get crucified)
>>9565787
Who comes up with these descriptions?
>>9567475
Go ahead, as long you don't have lapidot.
>>9567370
Can't forget the yellow shit on Lapis, pointless spikes on Amethyst that'll make her even harder to draw consistently, Amethyst and Peridot's hollow eyes, and all of the overdesigned, distracting bells and whistles littering Peridot's body.
I think the point was to make the Gems more alien, but Gems aren't supposed to be aliens. They're supposed to be superpowered technicolor humans, who can be weird, but still relatable.
>>9567320
Yo post it haha speccially if there's eggs
>>9565584
hey dont get me wrong
i would hire her just to look at dem titties like most voices she has done
>>9565913
>>9566820
Okay. So now comes the hard part?
Where should I post these to get a decent amount of exposure (Besides /sug/, I've already tapped into that market)
I'm expecting NSFW art is easier to spread than music. It's much less niche.
>>9567358
Those are character spots. In the fantasy world of how SU crit views the show, the more spots of varying color you put - the better their character becomes, in both design and the ability to be appreciated.
>>9567439
She looks like she either has a disease, a rash or glitter.
>>9567260
I have been to Hell and back
>>9567511
I really hate to say it, but tumblr tends to be a good medium for spreading explicit art - especially with regards to fandoms
>>9567486
Ha! I hate lapidot, so no worries.
>>9567139
i tried
Why do people shit on tumblr artists when this is the kind of art 4channers come up with
>>9567542
Good lad. Just remember to post a spoilers tag.
What's your tumblr anyway?
>>9567537
That purple and grey Pearl is well drawn. It's pretty gud. It's just a different style.
>>9567512
Tumblr is like David Cage, but instead of thinking every polygon is an emotion, they think every design element is an emotion.
The more overdesigned a character is, the more emotional they are.
Pic related, it's the most emotional character ever.
>>9567253
If you'd like, I'd like to see how someone would handle/draw an opal, like this one
>>9567537
>that one manly pearl
>design straight from disney' Hades
ooooh, angry
>>9567537
boi, am I glad I didn't have Internet access when I was 12 and spent my time drawing retarded OCs.
>>9567537
the pearl under the lemming is ok
>>9565584
Can Tara even sing? Like... really sing?
>>9565831
2 anons live about an hour away from me
>>9567559
nice, big tits Pearl is always good
>>9567537
>all of the redesigned characters used to be skinny
really makes you think
>>9567254
just something alien and interesting. it seems like something amethyst would do too
>>9567560
I can't even read the posts.
>>9567537
>that Stevonnie
N-nice
>>9567572
Jesus christ, I dont even know where to begin on that abomination. It's as if each time my eyes are offered some new offending characteristic, I gloss over and see another and the process starts all over again ad infinitum
>>9567622
I think you're missing the point
>>9567621
It could even be a gemsona.
There's not a lot of strange bodyparts gems in SU
>>9567540
That's true and it's funny because tumblr gives you the impression that it hates cartoon porn and everyone distances themselves from it and you'll never see nsfw on popular blogs, but when you see a good nsfw pic in one of the tags, it easily gets hundreds of notes very quickly. The hidden but very present nsfw side of tumblr fandom
>>9567560
Wow, one guy in a board with hundreds of good drawfags does something retarded, probably on purpose, and gets called out on it, and this is equivalent to all the dumb shit that gets praised on Tumblr for the sake of diversity despite being undeniably toxic to the human eye.
good luck to the lonely anons out there
>>9567618
Fat is better.
>>9567636
>Stevonnie
>the form and figure of a 17 year old Mexican boy
Y'know, it's growing on me, too.
>>9567644
it's almost like tumblr is a huge fucking site with tons of different userbases and not just the place where only sjw come to chill
>>9567673
That pearl looks like a man.
>>9567667
So we can safely assume she's not coming back right?
Also, why do people keep saying she's a resurrected human? Her hair is the wrong color
>>9567537
DAT PEARL WHAG
>>9567560
lack of selft awareness i think? dunno, both sites are equally shitty, just on opposite sides
>>9567685
it has an uncomfortable amount of pornbots
>>9567644
For all of the talk of a monolithic culture of political correctness and self-censorship - ofttimes its tumblr who manages to produce some of the most inflammatory (and appreciable) material, at least by a normie standard.
>>9567137
Nah, Deedee was laughing and Zach found it funny too along with saying "she's back!"
>>9567662
anon. Is there a single image you've seen created by 4chan that didn't look that shitty? Everything created here is a stick figure comic or some other piece of garbage made in paint
>>9567560
Why don't you go back, faggot?
>>9567696
She's the one that impregnated Lapis.
>>9567698
Kat I believe confirned she is coming back
>Tfw there's only 4 /sug/ anons in your state, including yourself.
>>9567660
These people come up with such... "creative" scenarios.
>>9567690
It all boils down to personal design. Its far less principle or directive and far more just a creatively provoking means of trying to register and appreciate their own lives through their favorite art medium
>>9567705
oh yes. literally fat, lonely, miserable shitters everywhere.
but let's be real, I'd rather have this shitty site or even tumblr than reddit.
>people sympathising with the diamonds
baka y'all a bunch of crazy biatches
>>9567739
excuse me for not enjoying cringing at other people's bad drawings
>>9567746
>tfw multiple /sug/ anons in general area
>tfw I might actually run into one
>>9567807
Wait there are STILL these kind of anons here?
They are the """"bad guys with reasons but not really"""" on purpose you know.
>>9567825
Shit. Forgot to link my blog. My bad
https://solarsteve.tumblr.com/
Who needs arms?
>>9567857
That one is great. Really digging the coloring and overall style.
>>9567736
Yes, sorry that you're blind.
>>9567857
Jesus Christ it looks like something that crawled out of Umbrella Labs.
>>9567857
Okay. That's actually pretty cool.
>>9567857
Who tf is this even
>>9567685
wow, really? you're opening my eyes
I just mean that the nsfw side is so much more popular than you'd expect. I spend a shit ton of time browsing the tags and I normally expect to see only a few notes on nsfw, because most people are too scared to associate with it, but some of them explode with hundreds and it's like, where are all the blogs giving this notes hiding
>>9567894
Lapis.
>>9567825
I'd know not where to begin advising you, I always air on beginning with promotional emulation - just see how other popular nsfw artists are promoting themselves. Try to develop something unique as far as public interaction and don't be afraid to stand out and be off-kilter at first as a means of establishing yourself. After that, just play to the psychology of the fanbase - a major key is your ability to effectively reproduce a similar interest in your visitors such that they don't just visit once, but would be inclined to return to see what you post in the future
>>9567569
Sorry it took me so long, but its starbazaar. I don't post art, I just like dorky things.
>>9567840
Oh please, you make it obvious with your wording you haven't been here for even a week. If you're one of those fags who are just here for the leaks at least have the decency to shut up.
>>9567857
was the artist going for copying pic related??
>"Aquamarine isn't alien enough!"
>makes this
>>9567857
this one is actually good tho
>>9567857
It could be a decent SH enemy I guess.
You know Pink Lars is starting to grow on me he's kind of cute.
Maybe I should take a break from Lapiven rape green texts and make A Pink Lars rape green text.
Only question is who will rape him?
>>9567989
Lion
>>9567914
there are blogs for all kinds of things. Like fitness blogs and blogs for sad shit and whatnot. you just don't see a lot of them if you only follow fandom blogs.
>>9567954
Pink Diamond also loved humans.
>>9567954
I don't know what to say to this. Just how?
>>9567989
Sourcream
>>9567989
Sadie after he cucks her
>>9567857
This isn't one bad but it shows a complete misunderstanding of what Lapis is supposed to be in Mirror Gem, she's supposed to look fragile and approachable, not creepy.
>>9566570
I feel you but at the same time
Have you never had a crush on a celebrity who is in their 40s?
>>9567976
THIS IS MY FETISH
>>9567954
confused
>>9567892
It's a shame it is a bit derivative.
>>9567976
Honestly, it's not that bad.
It would look atrocious and out of place in Steven Universe, but in a show that wanted to make aliens look alien, it'd be decent.
>>9568006
Evil and Good are monolithic and unshifting mediums for mutual hate and destruction, dontcha know? ALSO HATING HUMANS MAKES A BETTER CHARACTER
>>9567841
I'll pray that never happens to you Anon.
>>9567989
What Lapiven greentexts did you do? I demand M O R E of them
>>9568006
I don't know why it is but I've seen posts like these that assume random things about the characters all the time. Maybe it's some sort of projection?
>>9567950
I've been here since the Jessie Slaughter incident. I remember the days when new EFG memes were still being made. You dare call me new?
>>9567826
why do the tau suck again, at least relative the empire? I mean, they have rapidly advancing technology when most humans are stuck in pre-industrial circumstances, they don't try to kill every other species on sight. I don't remember them having slaves, even if they did have that caste system.
They may have been communists and had a strict caste system, but they seem better off than humans do and would accept them as long as they gave up worshipping the emperor. Its not like he's doing much for them
>>9567976
would still shove it up my ass
>>9568060
kys pedo
>>9567954
I really have to wonder if they're watching the show properly. Maybe I should pity them?
Ok then.
>>9568064
The Tau have used slaves numerous times please kill yourself.
>>9568057
I love you all, but hell if you aren't some of the most dysfunctional motherfuckers
>>9567945
Really? Then what else have you drawn?
Anything good come outta momcon
>>9567989
>Only question is who will rape him?
Steven
>>9568111
"No one should be more attractive than I am" the redraw.
>>9568064
You don't think it's easy to look up shit on ED or KnowYourMeme and act as if you're in the know?
>>9568129
just more existential dread, most likely
>>9567203
>my gemsona's dad is full sharigan sasuke who didnt love her so that's why shes mad all the time but shes actually the nicest person youd ever know to her friends
Ya great writing kids
no homo
>>9568111
>*FART NOISES*
Did our fetish posters draw this?
>>9568181
Do you watch the show?
>>9568161
If she films it I have no problem with this
>>9568181
But Lapis has always loved farting
>>9568161
He wants White Diamond so he can shit all over white gems some more and call all white gems bad, while glorifying Bismuth because Bismuth dindu nuffin.
>>9568118
I draw everyday, I just never post any. (I'm super lazy and messy) See middle Amethyst.
>>9567989
Sadie
>>9568161
>my fantasies must manifest themselves
>fuck potential narrative structure
meh.
>>9568172
Good thing he said no homo. Otherwise the cum in his boipussy would be gay.
>>9568213
pretty nice then. Hoping to see more of you
>>9568161
That reads like a post from around here
How about just posting stuff that's truly outrageous, this is like somebody obsessively gossiping about the way someone walked past you
I want Pearl to castrate me
This image is very off...
>>9568158
The very ugly style?
>>9566772
>All those cute lars's
>>9568216
Hasn't she already raped him?
I'm having way too much fun laughing at weird tumblr shit while browsing fucking 4chan.
>>9568216
>not getting right down on your knees
>not accepting all of sadie' luscious girlcock
>not letting her finish inside
>not experiencing a sexual crisis
>not reconciling and coming back for seconds
>>9568064
>stop worshipping an actual god who protects you and the entire galaxy from chaos
>so you can live the rest of your life as a menial worker farming space rice under strict population control and scrutiny
Seems like same shit different boss only the new boss isn't a god.
>>9568247
Kill it
>>9568250
he was already cute
>>9568260
I told you guys its fun! The hate blogs and redesigns are fun!
>>9568181
Lapis is the braapposter
>>9568247
what the fuck even is that on her face? rainbow jizz? rainbow blush?
>>9568213
>That cum covered Rose
noice
>>9568250
>Lars fucks Pink Sapphire
>Finishes
>2 hours later
>She has a vision of Lars and herself fucking.
>>9568248
Yes but also sorta fat and retarded and a little autistic.
>>9568264
kys
>>9568260
Weird 4chan shit gets old when it's all you feed yourself
>>9568279
Yay for Lars and Slowphire.
>>9564436
Nicotine, masturbation, sleep. Each time I sleep I just hope I never wake up.
>>9568238
It says 0 experience but the note preview dosen't show it for some reason
>>9568238
I was gonna make a post last night saying
>inb4 tumblr gets made about pinkwashing the filipino boy
but I didn't feel like being gay about tumblr but hey I secretly called it
>>9567954
humans had nothing to do with the fucking war on the gem side, it was over resources, they viewed them as worthless, not with hate.
besides, PD liked humans and so to honor her memories BD created the commie zoo
>>9568064
I meant people IRL wanting to join and serve them just to fuck them and not have to do any real work where in reality you would be used as slaves or pets in a zoo with no chance at xeno sex. Although at least if you join the gems you don't get your genitals melted off. The Tau are honestly the closest thing the setting has to a non extremist (relatively speaking) good guy if you ignore their arrogance about the setting and the rumors about mind control use but even then girmdarkness prevails
>>9568300
You just described the majority of 4chan, reddit and tumblr's userbase.
>>9568294
That user is one of the best at drawing.
>>9567578
it'd be a homeworld fusion so they end with a dance move back-to-back so the pearl's arms are out of the way, so the amethyst can have better control and power
>>9568301
suit yourself, bud.
>>9568300
Sounds like SU critical, art imitates life after all
>>9568210
Very true
>>9568323
Varying degrees of autism, more like.
>>9568323
Tumblr and 4chan also tend to be mentally unstable and deranged.
>>9566865
>calling her slowphire on tumblr
I get the feeling that nickname won't be percieved well with them
>>9568158
No no, the stereotypical tumblr style is this. Note the noses, the noses are important.
>>9564436
I read manga and post fetish pics and masturbate.
>>9568210
What if White Diamond ends up being the most black-coded gem in the show, and every gem in her court acts like a different black stereotype.
>>9568279
Holy shit my lust is growing for Pink Lars.
Does anyone have lewd art of Pink Lars yet?
I could use it for my Pink Lars green text.,
>>9568323
And basically most of the Internet beyond Facebook.
>>9568411
not yet
>>9568410
That would be different
>>9567122
>suggesting having darker skin makes her creepier
Wow
Racist
>>9567281
Cuuuute!
>>9567439
This made me spit
Im laughing so hard
Is this supposed to be lapis?
>>9568337
I actually really like that. Thank you anon!
>>9567989
Everyone
>>9568247
>M-MUH STYLE
If I had my shit on me I'd redraw this.
Who should I tumblrize, /sug/?
>>9569073
sapphire
>>9567989
Sadie AND the new Sapphire