RWBY/RT Trash General #434: Funhaus wrestling federation edition
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RWBY Chibi episode 2 link:
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/0bad6ce0-f425-4327-bcea-975b93ae0f9c/index.m3u8
>>9558907
>>9558950
>>9559002
Aww adorable
>>9558978
More Faunus girls please
>>9559002
>that loli Nora
>>9559109
What if Cinder had a kid like Raven?
>>9559128
whos the dad
what if ruby wanted to show you this really cool webcomic she found and this was on her ruby computer
>>9559164
Tai
Does hiwo still draw stuff here? Lot of people talking about neo thighs last thread reminded me of this image wondering if he can draw it with neo chocking ruby weiss or easy target yang?
>>9559109
>>9559232
Hiwon can only be summoned with the most intense lesbian sadomasochistic images... So if we post his greatest artworks, he just might appear to us.
what would cinder do if neo just leaned over and did this
>>9559301
in her current state, probably wonder how she made it to Salems castle alive
>>9559301
me on the left
>>9559283
The really violent ones or rapey ones?
>>9559384
Both! Someone post giant neo crushing RNJR
>>9559394
On it
what if neo wanted you to play Gwent, the The Witcher card game with her
>>9559428
I prefer my giantesses around 7-10 feet tall, maybe a bit taller.
>>9559536
>>9559536
>>9559516
I would say that I haven't played The Witcher, and fly out of the window.
>>9559551
Protip, the videos on the RT site have less UI elements on them, so it's easier to take screenshots.
The world needs more Neo femdom.
>>9559597
the way the artist placed and drew her head really throws the whole thing off, boobs look kinda weird too
This is now a Neo thread
>>9559622
>>9559659
That Neo is like 80% leg
>>9559428
>>9559528
Is she a giantess or did she make them small?
what if you saw neo at a homeless shelter
>>9559601
I thought that giantess neo image was suppose to be femdom disappointed it wasn't
>>9559691
Run in, rescue her, take her home, cook clean and get her a bed, then let her take over my home.
>>9559640
Kitty cream is cute!
What if Misa knew that a group of westerners on 4chan were amused by her Cinder waifuing?
>>9559677
All the better to seduce you with my dear
>>9559630
>>9559630
Haha! How is Neo going to get out of that one?
> implying I won't get dubs
>>9559622
sauce
https://www.patreon.com/torahime
did some Camilla, Widowmaker, and Mercy art
>>9559811
With a safeword
>>9559826
I see what you did there
what if you were out with team rwby and they were your friends and they liked you and you saw an interracial couple and ruby sneered at them and whispered "gross"
>>9559981
begin dating Ruby
>>9559981
When you say "interracial", do you mean human-faunus or just two humans with different skin colours? Because skin colour doesn't seem to really mean much in Remnant.
>>9560042
a human and a faunus who looks like if they weren't an anime character they'd be black
so it was sort of ambiguous to what exactly ruby didn't like
If Mistrali is Remnant Asia, that means that Reese, Cinder and Pyrrha are all Asian!
>>9560090
Still good with it. Dont mix races, faunus or skin color
What if Cinder claimed that she could make you cum with nothing but a small paintbrush?
>>9560218
I would come just from her talking to me.
>>9560107
Reese seems like the type of girl who would be too embarrassed to make eye contact while sucking you off
>>9560305
I don't get that impression at all, man. I think she would maintain a genuinely happy eye contact with you during fellatio.
>>9560260
This.
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/46a900d4-aa14-41c5-82f1-4e71c8b16fc3/index.m3u8
Remember to put this in the OP for next thread, Anons. Chibi Episode 3.
>>9560305
Reese seems more like the kind of girl to suck your asshole and not give you a reacharound
>>9560379
I'm sorry. We've failed you.
what if rt went under and some company acquired the rights for rwby and fully rebooted it and got none of the cast and crew back except the guy who voices roman
>>9560418
But is the show better?
>>9558978
Best Girls
>>9560426
it's better, but not without fault
>>9560418
is it rebooted into the same 3D or 2D? Is the cast change besides Roman the most major of the changes?
Why is Nora's VA so good?
>>9560537
I never really cared for her voice to be honest, find it a bit annoying
>>9560483
Then it's fine then.
When is Neo going to become Nora's vore apprentice?
>>9560597
Neo is already very good at vore
if there was a rwby reboot it should try to develop the characters more and establish their relationships and personalities more
>>9560733
and it should have pantyshots and fanservice
>>9560418
So it keeps the same producer and co-director/writer? And the best one at that? Good
>>9560703
But she's not a master yet
>>9560782
too far
>>9560754
agreed
I would also want an openly lesbian Yang who sexually harasses other girls.
>>9560597
>>9560845
Nora is just a foodie neo has a majority of the vore art
...for some reason ...not that I'm complaining I dig the idea of being toyed with in the sadistic mutes mouth before being swallowed and digested
>>9560895
I like the idea of being completely enveloped by her warm mouth as her slick tongue caresses me
what if ruby broke into your house and screamed about how excited she was for the VR second life
>>9561051
Lick her feet
>>9561075
what if she said FUCKING QUIT DOING THAT YOU FREAK I DON'T LIKE IT
>>9561105
Keep doing it until she leaves
>>9561105
>Ruby
>Not liking foot stuff
bullshit
>>9561105
Ask if she wants to punish me by kicking me in the balls
>neo will never use vore as motivation to get you in better shape
what if Roman's semblance was neo and she could act independently when summoned and was still around after he died and neo could not die
>>9561075
So do you only do that to Ruby or could any girl be a target?
RWBYg... I respect you
>>9562099
Maybe other girls but ruby had those heavy black boots that her feet soak and marinate in sweat from the little air circulation and that all that walking and fighting must make them seem like little ovens to bring out the best feet in rwby
Would you?
>>9560379
HLSplayer.net isn't working for me. Is there anywhere else I can watch m3u8's?
>>9562377
Duh
>>9562387
1. install dis https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/play-hls-m3u8/ckblfoghkjhaclegefojbgllenffajdc
2. open the link directly
>>9562387
http://osmfhls.kutu.ru/
1. Paste m3u8
2. Press play.
>>9562377
what if yang started to chase after ruby out whatever she was doing but the phantom pain not a metal gear reference you retards it's a real thing was too severe and she could barely function due to the pain and had to stay home and take painkillers everyday and played the sims and made a happy family and cried watching them
>>9562859
>That Weiss in her pupil
>>9562880
The Phantom Pain, you say? Like Metal Gear?
>>9562880
Call her a pathetic weakling.
>>9563082
if yang sent raven a friend request on some kind if remnant Facebook what would she do
>>9563147
Delete her profile.
>>9563047
YEAH LIKE METAL GEAR HOW WOULD YOU REACT TO THAT HAPPENING
>>9562880
why can't you make nice what ifs like what if yang won a radio contest and got to meet your favorite band and she brought you with her
>>9563267
In my opinion, the what ifs have to be varied. RWBYg will become complacent and weak if we just have what ifs about frolicking happy waifus all the time.
>>9559109
...nigger, you what?
What if you saw Pyrrha eagerly offering Jaune some homemade cookies?
>>9563553
She is so cute.
How well would Hellsing do in Remanent?
>>9563609
Since I already saw a YouTube video of that scene on RWBYg, I would understand what was going on and feel sorry for him. But I wouldn't do anything about it.
>>9563609
I would watch as Jaune thanks Pyrrha and calls her a good friend.
>>9563645
She is also like 4 or 5...
>>9563609
Know that she's too chicken shit to actually make anything other than regular cookies
ITT: we post cute boys who only like tall muscular redheads.
>>9563709
You first.
Argue against this.
Protip: You can't.
>>9563674
Nice.
>>9563709
Silly, you posted a picture of Jaune, he likes them short, skinny with white hair!
What if you found out that Penny accidentally started running Cumbucket.exe and couldn't shut it down?
>>9563784
Probably inform Ironwood about this predicament
What if the cat told you that you owe her reparations, because you are human?
>>9563867
ignore her and continue on my way
>>9563867
think about licking her feet but end up just walking away
>>9563867
I owe her what?
>>9563901
What if the cat only responded with the word "Reparations"?
>>9563918
I would laugh.
>>9563948
What if the cat asked you why you were laughing?
>>9563975
I would be laughing too hard to answer her question.
what if blake told you she was tired of identity politics and international terrorism and just wanted to have a nice night and asked what movie you wanted to watch tonight
>>9564091
I would tell her I'd like to, but first we'd need to find a way to stop Neonposter possessing her and turning her into a moron.
>>9563867
Laugh and offer her a single tuna-based dinner. No negotiations.
>>9564091
>I would suggest her least favorite movie.
Bun
>>9564861
>>9564861
Here we can see Jaune grab his soulmate by the ears.
>>9559232
500 USD.
>>9564949
Golden Bunny endgame?
what if ruby was breaking things in her room and screamed I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
>>9565038
BUENO
>>9565038
The summoning worked! Thank you, Hiwon.
>>9565038
Yeah baby! Nice thanks bro checks in the mail
>>9565038
Glad you didn't do yang bake alaska is fine but neos too good for yang
>>9565038
>>9565188
Thanks. I need it to invest in Liencoin, it's gonna be big.
>>9565283
You got it buddie seriously tho appreciate it shits nice your the best
>>9565038
Why couldn't ruby be included in this is it cause it's illegal to draw the 3 together?.
>>9565356
ILLEGAL
>>9565356
It's illegal but it's also just shit.
>>9558883
>What if the cat told you that you owe her reparations, because you are human?
>>9565356
It just feels like Neo domming white rose and I find WR really boring.
>>9565038
>barefoot
Where are her leggings and shoes?!
RUINED!
>>9563709
>tall muscular redheads
I don't think we've seen one of those in RWBY
>>9564861
>Jaune's thumb can unhinge itself from the hand to hold large objects
>>9565797
Roman.
>>9565038
how would you get your waifu to stop crying
>>9566072
depends on the scenario
>>9566072
Give her this.
>>9566093
you walk into your shared housing and she's crying and she tries incoherently to tell you something but she breaks down further and extends her arms
>>9566072
Knock her out.
>>9566072
Give her her pacifier
>>9566072
Tell her I love her, pet her, give her a massage...
And then wildly mating press her.
And give her, like, ten orgasms.
If that doesn't cheer her up, then a bottle or two of wine will do.
>>9562986
Now that you've seen her, she's in your pupil too
>>9563609
I'm sure she's a very good baker
imagine the sound of weiss's bones snapping
>>9565038
>That expression on Weiss' face
>>9565356
I agree, Ruby should've been included
And then Weiss should've been removed
>>9566254
Set her down on the couch, get her some water and some tissues, and let her cry until she is able to talk again, rub her back if she is okay with it.
>>9566536
would they be any different from other girls bones snapping?
>>9563867
Tell her I'm willing to pay her a nice 60 Lien for Oral.
what if you walked in on your waifu, who in this scenario is emerald sustrai, watching hardcore lesbian porn?
>>9566529
>Jaune becomes addicted to the icing on the sweets Pyrrha makes
>>9566529
that man face though
goddamn Jaune is prettier than that
>>9567109
berate and insult
>>9563867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-8VD4ArJQg
What would be the fauna equivalent?
i bought Grimm eclipse on ps4
>>9568672
Why
>>9568672
sorry to hear that
>>9568032
Didn't go full python.
>>9565239
>but neos too good for yang
But that's why it's so fun
What if your waifu was getting real fucking tired of the Eternal Pagan Snownigger neckbeard VS Christian LARPnigger neckbeard
Because I sure fucking am
>>9569258
Meant to add "Argument" to the end of the first line
>>9569258
you arent my waifu
>>9569309
You know damn well what I meant
>>9569328
Dont care what you meant.
>>9569336
Its Don't you illiterate moosefucker
>>9569357
>Baked Alaska
eh those two is more like sugar glass
>>9569369
I do not care.
>>9569416
Hard Candy?
>>9569369
>Its
What if your Waifu was excited as a motherfucker for Sonichu 11
>>9569357
>Baked
More like burnt
>>9569502
Fuck you Geralt
Your entire goddamn life is literally one huge cycle of killing shit for money so you can buy supplies to kill more shit while at the same time improving your ability to kill shit and occasionally the monotony is broken by fucking something and or multiple somethings that are preferably Human Females.
At least in the Games that is
And I Hope your Netflix Series isn't ass
>>9569575
Nigger did you make this?
>>9569611
>And I Hope your Netflix Series isn't ass
You & me both.
>>9569792
Christ the Toussaint Style Plate triggers the fuck out of me
I will give them bonus points for my personal favorite of Plate and Gambeson only with no mail no matter how stupid it might be
>>9569641
Of course not, I merely improved it
>>9569470
That'd work
>>9569309
Can I be your waifu?
>>9570228
I dont know, can you?
>>9570239
May I be your waifu?
>>9570335
No.
>>9570335
Well if you dedicate yourself enough you can move up through the ranks of my harem. It won't be easy though, you'll have to start at the bottom.
>>9570664
Question: Are the ranks just copy pasted US Army ranks? If so it will be a bit difficult
I'm a different Anon by the way
>>9571135
Nah, I'm working off the 4 tier system: slave girls, common harem, noble harem, wives.
I've got room for you too~
>>9571221
But I have a benis
Also what about the breeding stock to produce soldiers for the Paramilitary wing of your favored fringe political party?
>>9563867
point at her fucking royal house on her own island
>>9571274
>But I have a benis
If you're afraid that I might accuse you of impregnating the other harem members, know that I have the most advanced chastity belts that money can buy.
>Using your sons to fill your military
That's how you get overthrown by a jealous son. Or several hundred jealous sons.
>>9571448
That's why you use all the Genetic marvels you can get your hands on to do the breeding
Also never telling them who their real fathers are and creating a cult of personality and what ever the fuck the word for is for Fraternity but with Fathers also helps keep them under control and rewarding them with go's at the Breeding stock would also help to keep both morale and numbers up
>>9571556
And another reason to not have them be your sons is that if the whole reward system is implemented an inbreeding problem would rear its head in 2-4 generations
>>9563867
Tell her to go back to her gated, upper class Fauna community in whatever the fuck island we put her kind at
>>9571621
But yet a positive of one man creating an army of sons is the possibility of unwavering loyalty
Problem is then you can't use the daughters for fear of defects and general genetic fuckery( although they could be used as human bloodbags and Milk producers for the young)
But you just goddamn know some emo faggots are going to start bitching an moaning about how their rape babies and start stirring shit up
Ima draw the scorp, what are you guys up to tonight
>>9571707
Watching past seasons of Survivor
>>9571707
Watching The entire sixth season of Archer in one sitting
>>9571707
Playing white girl ghost story bingo, I'm winning a lot
>>9571707
Staring at my list on netflix with a frown.
>>9571765
Watch Pulp Fiction faget
>>9571787
I love the movie but I've seen it four times in the past year. It's rare enough I watch a movie twice in four.
>>9571707
Should I buy Don't Starve Together?
Mod scene looks dope but I don't want to buy just to see some RWBY characters
>>9571855
Never played, cant say
>>9571812
K
Have some recommendations
1. Stakeland
2. Stakeland II: The Stakelander
3. Boys of Abu Gharib
4. Sand Castle
5. The first three resident evil movies( the bullshit starts later)
Want any recommendations for TV?
>>9571855
Hmm have you ever played and enjoyed a survival game before? if yes than sure if no than no
>>9571882
>Want any recommendations for TV?
I'm always looking to bloat my backlog more so sure. Thanks.
>>9571925
Aight
1. Archer
2. Breaking Bad and it's prequel Better Call Saul( I'm assuming you haven't watched them already)
3. Malcolm in the Middle
4. Dexter
5. Prison Break
Also please for the love of god watch Stakelad and it's sequel Stakeland II: The stakelander as they actually have a few unique ideas and are vastly underappreciated
>>9571998
Oh shit forgot
6. Law and Order: SVU aka the best Law and Order
>>9570424
Post posting this shit
>>9572169
>"The Siege of Jadotville"
I know I've seen that. Loved it from what I remember.
>>9571855
>>9572213
I simply cannot believe the even the shittiest of Militias would charge wildly against entrenched UN troops no matter how shittily armed said UN troops are equipped
The part about using the Shell casings for shrapnel was genius though
I love this Ice Cream
>>9572296
[spoiler]and also her two girlfriends[/spoiler]
>>9572260
>using the Shell casings for shrapnel was genius though
Yeah. Always love a good bit of improvisation.
>>9572317
No!
>>9572317
wow way to ruin it
What if Deery applied to become a main villain and was really excited about it, but when she applied the main villains just laughed and Salem called her a "dumb deer"?
>>9572479
Then that foolish Salem will end on the receiving end of Deery's unbeatable semblance. There won't even be anything left of her to bury after Deery's done with her
Goddamnit the Aussies have started shitposting early
>>9572641
I thought the guy wearing the Elite Knight set was pic related
Also guy I was recommending movies too earlier >>9572109
Watch "Jin Roh: Wolf Brigade"
one of the top ten best things to ever come out of Japan
>>9572193
>Post posting
>>9572971
Ruby was under the influence while making that post, please disregard it
>>9572988
>Ruby
>not Nora
>>9573366
wot if weiss laid an egg
>>9571756
Oh shit, this reminds me, have we started making bingo cards for Volume 5 yet?
>>9573505
NO, WE HAVEN'T
>>9573505
OH BOY
I forgot about the bingo cards
>>9573505
We made a few. I made a purely pictorial one, but it's on my PC.
so can you answer the question are you male faggots or fujo females
>>9574433
>>9574433
They are gay men. But they are our gay men.
Lore question: does May get worked up over gay men too or just lesbians?
Jesus, RWBYg. Don't die in your sleep.
I'll save you just this once.
>>9575369
Slow night
Anyone got new Ravens?
As mentally unstable as some people believe Pyrrha to be, I do wonder what would set her off the most.
>>9577050
Probably murdering people I guess
>>9577059
Well Pyrrha did seem pretty pissed and ready to kill Cinder when she hurt Jaune.
>>9577050
>I do wonder what would set her off the most
Probably this.
>>9577124
A child
>>9577050
Despite what people think, she cared more about being a hero and saving people than she cared about being with Jaune, so her most likely triggers would be acts of villainy and cruelty
>>9577462
All things considered, it doesn't seem to be bothering him that much, so it would probably just make her sad
>>9577478
>it would probably just make her sad
Pyrrha should stop being such a cuck and fight for her man.
Red vs Blue link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/cfc35d0f-36ee-4f0b-8c16-6f173dff1d54/index.m3u8
>>9577524
Hand to hand, no magic or semblances, top of beacon tower! Cinder doesnt stand a chance!
>>9577524
Generally speaking, if you have to fight for them then they aren't really yours to begin with
>>9577535
Bit of a filler episode.
>>9577535
It's painful how flanderised Donut has become. They should've just let him die off in peace as a good character in Recreation rather than bringing him back for no reason and running him into the ground
>>9576594
no
I hate this Pyrrha yandere stuff.
Could we please have greentext back?
>>9577795
Gay joke characters always get run into the ground because it's so easy. Mac in Always Sunny is the same.
>>9577907
hold up, where's the Pyrrha yandere?
>>9576594
>>9578086
If Raven is the hermit then who is Za Warudo ?
what if raven was really nice to ruby every time she met her
>>9577535
Yeah, other than some discord towards Dylan and Jax, Doc returning, and some possible Surge stuff, this wasn't really much of an episode, hopefully the next one with Wash and Carolina is better.
>>9558950
>>9572296
Neo is so much cuter in Chibi
>>9578514
That'd be stupid
>>9578650
She could do this to piss of Yang
>>9578687
It'd be stupid and pointless
>>9578650
she thinks ruby is really cool
>>9578721
No, she wouldn't.
Someone get the next thread
>>9578701
>It'd be stupid and pointless
Isn't Yang stupid and pointless
>>9579053
Raven doesn't give a shit about Yang, having her do something to piss her off is Raven actively giving a shit
>>9579053
Does Raven still pay Tai visits?
>>9579098
She visits him at night