/sug/ - Steven Universe General Lazy Motherfuckers Edition

>>9557760
Well of course we're lazy.

first for anus

>>9557760
Topaz is best gem

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So I assume all four episodes will fully leak on Monday?

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I bet Pearl's feet smell like roses

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>>9557791
maybe

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5 NAMEKIAN MINUTES FOR THE EPISODES TO LEAK

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Op i was gonna but you made it before me so cheers!

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I drew some art of them, I'll try to post it later.

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>>9557804
Can't believe they're all dead

>>9557834
Coo.

>>9557791
If we have to wait until Monday I'd rather watch it on TV/stream while you guys beg for a mega

>>9557834
I look forward to it anon!

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I want to run my hand through Lars' hair and hug him and tell him everything's okay...

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>>9557849
Whoa, just chill out man, it's only like five more minutes.

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Post lewd for me so I can nut

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Holy FUCK using a tablet makes things so much easier. Enjoy this Zircon.

https://no123450n.tumblr.com/post/161131508395/suggestive-zircon

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>>9557887

When you die, do you think you can feel yourself (your soul) leave you body? That is kind of scary, if you can. Being pulled out of your own body.

>>9557903
Souls don't seem to be real so I don't think so

>>9557901
few things that look worse than a badly drawn vagina

I'll predict there will be porn in this thread!

>>9557921
It was the first one I ever drew

>>9557835
Reminds me of the DOW III trailer.

Zircon is a cute flustered nerd. I hope she doesn't get shattered for some bullshit reason

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>>9557928
NO

>>9557963
Armrest has butthole lips

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>>9557903
I dont like thinking about it

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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>>9557986
I still dont see it

I think her lips are cute

episodes up when?

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Jasper and Lapis could've had much more coherent arcs

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>mfw I have to go through all my trash art and re-draw the gem AND rename the files bc she's actually a Zircon

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>>9557996
Did you say cute lars and steven pics?

Okay

So is Lars really powerful now? Can his eyes glow and go into the avatar state?

>>9557903
Don't be an Indian giver!
Life is a gift.

>>9558019
That you, Galaxy?

>>9558012
i liked jaspers arc but if she never comes back then she will be a wasted character

>>9558005
He says posting the one picture where her lips look seminormal

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>>9558012
It sucks what happened to both of em

>>9557896
Im liking this zircon
Slowpphire when though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSmhZFbCy0

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Can someone make some art of Pink Lars except with pink panthers body I need it for science and stuff?

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>>9557896
You haven't been using a tablet this whole time? But your stuff is so good how the fuck.

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>>9557916
>>9557993
>>9558030
I've always thought about this, but in films people always hold other people (who are drying) very close. As if they're trying to stop something leaving them, it could be blood, it may be something else too.

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>>9558035
Okay
But im just saying in the pic you said that they look like a butthole I was saying I dont see it

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Give me more leaks to feed on

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>>9558057
Well, I did a sketch of slowpphire. I don't really have any plans for an elaborate one yet.

So, Rose had the ability to grant living things teleportation powers in the form of pink diamond-shaped portals, by resurrecting them with her tears......

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>>9558029
Hopefully

>>9558082
No-one wants whoever they hold dear to die.

>>9558080
Shit was arduous and a slog. Took me days to do a drawing. I was using MSPaint as well kek

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>>9558128
>I was using MSPaint as well kek
Shit, that's impressive.

>>9558097
I was thinking more lewd but fuck thats adorable and I love it.

Well maybe her squatting over a pink dick, or failing to predict when he'll cum either on her face or inside her

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>>9558094
Anon its an addiction

Getting more will only make you want MORE
And once you get all the episodes
You'll just keep wanting more

It never ends

>>9558033
no

>>9557760
Does anyone have the 300 years picture? Like the one with the thread where a retard said Steven would live longer than one of the anons while forgetting he's a cartoon character?

Thanks

So is Slowphire gonna be named "Red Sapphire" "Peach Sapphire" or some other name

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>>9558094
F I V E N A M E K I A N M I N U T E S

>>9558119
We never saw the extend of lions powers because he's just an animal. But it'll be cool if Lars had super strength and is way overpowered.

>>9558148
Will do. It'll be my next project.

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>>9558097
>art's better than mine
>just started using a tablet
>that's just a sketch

>>9558170
That would be pretty neat

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Explain in five words why Holly Blue needs love and affection.

>>9558171
Look forward to it

Was Rose Quartz the first gem school-shooter?

>inb4 >school

>>9558160
Ah, I've been anticipating Galaxy's rework. You should show yours off.

>>9558188
To be fair, I sketched over a layer with amethyst.

>>9558211
She got a nice ass

What if Pearl's thighs, breasts and ass started to grow?

>>9558211
She looks like an Ampharos

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>>9558010

>>9558148
I predict you will cum in my hair

>>9558211
Looks
like
a
literacy
teacher

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hmm.

>>9558211
Something downright low, manipulation purposes.

>>9558211
Christmas Cakes need love too

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You need to start stroking your cock already.

>>9558316
*Emotional manipulation

>>9558311
>Bentenite

The off-colour gems, does anyone know what their names are yet?

>>9558311
Gee wonder who that is

Bet its a lapidot fusion

Any requests?

>>9558361
Lapis trying on bikinis in front of Steven

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>>9558339

>>9558339
are you sure?

>>9558373
This please

>>9558361
Sapphire spanking Slowpphire's bare ass.

>>9558361
Pink lars and his new sapphire gf

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>>9558390
I'm sure it will feel great,

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>>9558395
?

>>9558361
Pink lars doing a pink panther pose?

>>9558409
Okay I will to your posts for you

>>9558352
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bentonite

can clays be counted as gems?

>>9558361
Ruby and Sapphire helping Pink Sapphire have some 'fun'

>>9558311
I bet there's comments moaning about bloodstone. The silly fools.

>>9558361
The conjoined gems jacking off their two penises?

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>>9558048
kill yourself

>>9558361
pearl eating spaghetti

>>9558361
"Say Uncle" meets "Shakashuri Blowdown"

Zircon deserves a cute human lawyer boyfriend to do cases with

>>9558311
It's not the Navy/Yearl fusion?

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>>9558473
It is. This is the pose they used.

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>>9553877
kill yourself

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>>9558412
Larsapphire? Larslowphire?
Larsap? Need a ship name...

So that Ruby/Pearl fusion is comprised partly of a Pink Pearl, right? The gem placement pretty much confirms it.

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That anon who drew lewd art of the caterpillar gem yesterday

>>9558471
Make one up

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>>9554655
kill yourself

>>9558540
Actually, nevermind. The pearl's in the same place as YP and BP's.

That ruby placement though...Navy???

>>9558546
The madman

>>9558540
looks like a Ruby Pearl fusion. I think it's just other gems, though. Not the ones we might be interested in separately.

>>9558546
Where is it tho?

>>9558558
Yes. Navy's gem placement and YP's sheer sleeves.

>>9558546
that's sultan scarlet?

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>>9555706
kill yourself

>>9558473
Why those two specifically? I mean, I can maybe understand Navy being there (she's met Garnet a few times, and while she's psychotic at heart, I don't think her feelings towards freedom and beauty were completely false), but why Yellow Pearl? We've seen 2 Pearls with chest gems already, plus we saw her in perfect condition in the promo, so if it is a Pearl, I would think it's just one that got sent down there for some other reason.

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>>9555839
kill yourself

>The Trial won't be about a trial because SU episode titles always lie!

kek

>>9558621
Technically no SU episode title has been a flatout lie yet.

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>>9558373

>>9558641
just fucking wait

>>9558608
Idk. My only guess is YP's sheer sleeves are on the fusion. It's probably a random wornout Pearl and Ruby. The previews don't show them fusing, so I assume those two have been together for a while?

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>>9558648

/sug/, Can I ask you a medical question of a personal nature?

>>9558677
no

I'll do another request if anyone's got one I like.

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>>9558650
the transparent part looks closer to 80's pearl then yellow pearl's sleeves.

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IS THAT BLUE DIAMOND????????????????????????

>>9558677
yes. I'm a doctor

>>9558681
Slowpphire giving Lars last week's lottery numbers
>>9558677
It's not about your dick, is it?

>>9558684
why would anyone assume this fusion consists of an important Pearl that belongs/belonged to one of the Diamonds?
we've literally established there's thousands of Pearls on Homeworld; they're some of the most common gems out there

I have a crush on a gem called Pearl

>>9558706
No actually. Hundreds of them which makes them quite rare compared to other gems like quartzes.

>>9558681
a homeworld alexandrite with leggy, orange sapphire, bloople, and chipped tooth amethyst?

>>9558706
>Most common
No
but Being a dimaond's gem (unless it is an old one) wouldn't make much sense

>>9558706
I'm more confused on why they're saying she has yellow pearls sleeves when she clearly doesn't.

what if up late one night because your life was in shambles and your pearl went to bed but the little pearl that lives in her pearl came out and started sweeping and looked at you shocked

>>9558688
What if she's an old Diamond? Like pre-Diamond Authority/Earth war

>>9558420
>>9558409
I got my dick out for you please respond

I hope now that we're seeing more pearls it means we will also learn more about our pearl

>>9558707
get in line. You're not the only one. Look at these threads.

>>9558745
I wonder if there were ever more than four Diamonds. Might confuse the lore too much, though we ARE gonna see pre-War homeworld at some point this season which is cool.

>>9558729
Technicallly all of the gems besides Crystal Gems and rogues belong to a diamond

>>9558719
Yeah, you're right. They actually ARE pretty rare; but still i keep hearing people assume the Pearl in the fusion is Pink Diamond's, which just seems ridiculously like a stretch to me
>>9558732
yea i've even heard the theory that it looks like Yellow Diamond's Pearl mixed with Navy, which makes pretty much no canonical sense.

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The anon who drew this should continue on with their idea to do a comic on it.

If those off colors come back to earth, they better be able to refuse, imagine another Pearl, ruby and sapphire in beach city?

>>9558784
the real question is if it'd turn out to be a lewd comic

>>9558746
Keep stroking fella, I'm not him but I'm here.

>>9558786
Logically, they should easily be able to come back through Lars' Head
But realistically, Lars and Steven will probably be caught and never see the Off-Colors again

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>>9558786
>in beach city
PFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
if they ever take the off colors to earth, you know damn well they are going to barn hell with memedot

>>9558779
I don't think she is the pink pearl but a pink pearl. Look at the color of her eyes.

Also it could possibly be pink pearl who was disposed of after PD died.

>>9558807
its actually hilarious to me that the Crewniverse spent a double digit number of episodes trying to develop Peridot's character only to realize they don't know how to write her into the main CGs. So they just stuck her in a barn away from the cast lol

>>9558702
>You COULD have won a grand!

>>9558807
if that Caterpillar gem unfuses, they'll be another 2 peridots at least.

>>9558807
>3 more memedots and their autistic screeching in the barn

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STEVEN'S PEENIS

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>>9558797
okay...

>>9558793
Hopefully

I think the off-colour gems will sacrifice themselves to save Steven and Lars.
Besides that, I've got to go, /sug/.

>>9558844
>Those triple dubs
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

The prospect of having 2 more pearls join the CGs sounds great to me. I hope pearl becomes like a mentor figure to them

>>9558836
Sauce?

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I can't finish shit while I'm here visiting elderly relatives, sorry guys.

>>9558829
this

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>>9558844
Good Shit Anon

>>9558844
YOU MONSTER!
YOU DOOMED THAM ALL BY MEME MAGIC!

>>9558844
What if they are helping Lars and Steven in hopes of being shattered to be put out of their misery?

>>9558829
this
i fucking hate the crewniverse when it comes to new gems because its either get bubbled like bismuth or jasper or get into the autism barn like peridot or lapis

>>9558844
>>9558857
Dang
You've doomed them anon
Hope you feel good about yourself

desu i rather have this >>9558844
than this >>9558807

>>9558884
>>9558807
Zuke is to blame for turning Lapis and Peridot into meme shit. Also, what if this is the uprooting? Lapis and Peridot are no longer a duo because the Off Colors join the barn. Then they just stop hanging around.

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When you really think about it, Lars can't jump through his own head
So Steven either leaves Lars behind or tries to escape with the others; and we know how Steven is

Likelihood this bomb ends on a cliffhanger, /sug/?

>>9558884
If Lapis is truly Stevens friend why doesn't she leave the green gremlin and visit Steven in his house once in a while I don't get it.

>>9558867
>Her gem over her sweater
I still don't know how does it work

>>9558923
She's emotionally crippled and dependent on her safe space. This is pretty obvious if you watch the show.

>>9558877
>triple dubs again

Well the new gems are doomed
Good going guys

>>9558923
Because she's got a stupid little pumpkin to take care of.

I want caterpillar gem to burn

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>Read about that anon having a dream about Lars as a wife
>Go to sleep
>Dream about kicking ass through Homeworld with Lars
>End up fucking him
>Wake up with a boner

It went from 0 to 100 in seconds, and now I have to live with this.

>>9558844
Well they're appearing in both Off Colors and Lars Head so I can see it happening, since they'll no longer be "one offs" and likely never appear again

>>9558874
Thanks senpai

>>9558923
Because she couldn't contain her lust if she visited him as much as she wanted to.

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surely the episodes will leak in full either today or tomorrow, right /sug/?
We haven't had a live episode watching thread in forever; why now, of all times, do we not have the episodes out early?

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>>9558957

Don't fight it. Just embrace it.

>>9558972
They'll probably leak a few hours before airtime.

>>9558829
she was always side character. They threw away because she's unneeded after flipping off YD and halting the Cluster

>>9558972
Because now it's not just dumb townie shit. Suspense and all that.

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>>9558987

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>>9558957
I want to dream about lars
wtf

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>>9559011

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>>9558987
>>9559011
Don't do this to me Anon

Not surprised people are dreaming about Lars, the leak was the shows biggest WTF we've ever seen, no doubt he's stuck in all our minds.

>>9558937
All except for slowpphire. I cannot allow my child to die

>>9558930
a hole could have been specifically cut to show the gem

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Hello!
How was your day today, anons?

>>9559047
Horny

>>9559047
Irritating.

>>9558972
How long after Stuck Together's leaks did we get the full episode? It's easy to forget but Stuck Together is part of this bomb, we just got it very early.

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>>9559047
pretty boring, really
just waiting for them leaks

>>9558867
You are a hero.

>>9559047
Saturdays are always a bitch at work in retail, but it was alright in the end.

My day will be better if Arsenal beat chelsea

>>9559047
shit. just murder me already

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>>9558957
You're gay Anon, find yourself a twink and dominate him with your boner. Or get dominated by his boner. Depends on what you want out of a penis.

>>9559066
We didn't get a preview for Stuck Together I think we just got the full episode

>>9559047
Spent the whole day at Norway and I leave tommorow afternoon, feeling fresh

>>9559106
No I remember it was the screenshots and previews first, and then later the episode came out. I don't recall how long after though.

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>tfw an artist you love has been inactive for a whole year and they make a random post just now with Lars drawings
I'm so happy

>>9558688
the hair matches hers and it's a little odd they got her palanquin but we'll see what happens... IN 2 FUCKING DAYS

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Will Aqua and Topaz at least reappear in the Trial?

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>>9559152

>>9559161
no

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>>9559162

>>9559178
>>9559162
>>9559152
source?

Lars has become the #1 fan favorite now, what a fucking turnaround.

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>>9559178
>>9559192
cazadoodle on Tumblr

I'll post some older stuff from them in a bit.

>>9559210
And we haven't seen his sacrifice in action yet. The reactions are gonna be amazing.

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See the bottom set of eyes here? Pink. This Pearl was a PD gem for certain.

>>9558930
How does it work on her in her canon design? It looks more like a clip than a gem.

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>>9559215
>>9559210
He's still pretty low, I think the new gems are getting more art than he is.

But it's definitely booming.

>>9559210
I know right? What the shit.

All he needed to do was stop whining. I loved his Jurassic Park joke. He's actually a funny character when you get rid of the self-loathing jerkness.

>>9558311
That's the Ruby/Pearl fusion

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>>9559063
why?

>>9559238
Outside of Slowphy I haven't seen ANY art of the Off Colors.

>>9559250
I've seen a pic of Twinmold but that's about it.

>>9559210
I still don't like him

I feel like Rebecca has tried really hard to get people to like Lars
>Getting involved in a major plot arc
>essentially becoming Stevens best friend
>developing as a character throughout and admitting his flaws
>Saving everybody against shattering gem robots and dying in the process
>getting revived with superpowers

>>9559210
This was Sugars plan all along

>>9559226
Does that mean our Pearl was a BD gem?

>>9559282
"We need to make Lars work, because he's a funnier character than we've ever had before"

> Lars Lars

>>9559281
She was determined to make people like him

>>9559305
>>9559281
Watch everyone still fond a way to complain about Lars.

>>9559331
I hated him cause of how he treated his parents. If his attitude stays the same I still won't like him

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1/5

>>9559305
Wonder if she'll do the same for Jasper

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>>9559348
2/5

>>9559348
SHORTY SQUAD

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>>9559363
3/5

>>9559348
Cute

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>>9559104
I think I might

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>>9559372
4/5

>>9559359
Jasper is already the best gem

Take this haters!

>>9559348
Name?

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>>9559383
5/5 end preview

bit.
ly/
2qugNww


out on wednesday

The recent SU comics aren't all that bad. Least it gives us some good reaction images if nothing else.

This one seems cute though

>>9559348
>>9559363
>>9559372
>>9559383
>>9559416
I wish I could get paid to write fanfiction

>>9559348
A comic about shorty squad?

This might actually be cute

>>9559372
they got the diamonds wrong

>>9559435
They're 2nd tier canon dude. Which is to say they're canon unless the show contradicts them.

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>>9559383
>nyeh heh heh

>>9559498
she's always said that, to be fair

>>9559484
Thats probably the "joke"

People love to shit on the new gem designs but honestly I think they're some of the best yet. And I'm talking from Aquamarine/Topaz onward. They're all very memorable and unique.

>>9559564
I think Holly up to now are memorable to be honest. They're simple, but really good.

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Where can I see the full eps?

>>9559606
Nowhere yet. That's fan art.

>>9559348
>>9559363
>>9559372
>>9559383
>>9559416
>no lapis
>peridot is better

hmm really took my noggin for a joggin

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>>9559486
They're written and drawn by two chicks who are just normal fans of the show and have never even met a member of the crewniverse, dude, that "2nd tier canon" bullshit is nonsense

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Gemtleman

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South Korea has head lice.

>>9559636
North Korea has fleas

>>9559636
North Korea smells like rotten eggs

>>9559636
what does kim jong un think of lapiven?

>>9559348
>>9559363
I like that they got Amethyst and Peridot's height right.

Jasper is worst gem

>>9559383
i liked that preview
but i thought the next issue was about kevin and jaimie or something

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Would you fuck Slowpphire?

Moon Jae-in supports Lapidot

>>9559363
Amedot is so cute

>>9559718
Yes. She is a cutie

>>9559631
they are still working at CN and they have said they talked with the crew so its a tier above a regular fan comic

>>9559718
I already fapped to her so yea

>>9559348
>>9559363
>>9559372
>>9559383
>>9559416
I want to trade in every barn episode featuring puke Lapis for cute Shorty Squad stories like this.

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I'll start to use Slowsaph for the good morning posts.

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>>9559740
They have stated themselves that they are just normal fans of the show with no affiliations to the crewniverse or knowledge of anything past episodes prior to when they air on CN

They are fancomics and if you're calling them 2nd tier canon you might as well call everybody's headcanons and fanart 2nd tier canon until the show contradicts them

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>>9559383
I like how everyone encountering Peridot at the faire finds her adorable and she's not having it.

>>9559827
If they're official, they're canon unless stated otherwise.

>>9559813
why did you make her such a sickly shade of yellow when she's orange/peach?

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>>9559846
So everything that CN shits out under the SU brand is canon?

>>9559874
Unless contradicted, yes.

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Are you ready for the movie? http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:75193

>>9559718
If only I could, anon. I only I could.

what if lapis called you on the phone and just screamed directly into it

>>9559911
i would hang up..?

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>>9559911
GIVE ME STEVEN NOW

>>9559874
What if this was actually a giant spoiler?

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>>9559911
>"wth"

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>>9559892
Whatever you say retard

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Zach is a slut

>>9559827
The one major difference is that from what I recall members of the Crewniverse (possibly Sugar herself) actually have to give an ok for those to get published, so it's not quite on the same level as a story where Jasper forces Lapis to eat her gem eggs.

>>9559929
hey man please don't be mean to me

Would Steven like an Ice Cream?

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>>9559945
sure

>>9559718
Sauce senpai?

>>9559940
I was going to look for the source but I got lazy so actually disregard this and call me a cocksucker.

>>9559893
>Dwayne the rock Johnson as Jasper.
I cant stop laughing fucking hell.

>>9559940
>The one major difference is that from what I recall members of the Crewniverse (possibly Sugar herself) actually have to give an ok for those to get published
Since when? She probably doesn't even read or care about them

What would the other gems do to peridot if she killed Steven in cold blood?

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>>9559893
How did noone notice this for 2 years!!!!!!!

>>9559893
why were you reading threads on the steven universe wiki you freak

>>9559718
I wanked over her fucking Lars, it was the best wank in a while.

Mods are asleep post cute please.

>>9560007
The SU wiki is the baby containment corner. Most of the kids there don't even seem to be old enough to write coherent paragraphs.

post opal porn

>>9559940
>jasper forces lapis to eat her gem eggs
S-source?

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>>9560022

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>>9560022

>>9559893
"This gave me cancer" -Jaydom Studios 2015

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>>9560022

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>>9560022

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>>9560036

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>>9559011
kill yourself

>>9559978
Thank god that this is just some unfunny autist's dream. Dwayne Johnson getting involved with anything ruins everything.

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>>9560072

>>9560038
how new r u

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>>9560067

>>9560048
CUTE not malformed

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>>9560022

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>>9560022

>>9560067
it's very nice of them to invite that tennis ball to their wedding

>>9559827
its still published by CN
a lapis and a pearl comic by a fan in tumblr is not the same as this shorty squad story published by the network´s company itself.Also, like other anons have said, they have the power that their stories are canon unless the show says otherwise, something no other fan can say.

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>>9560063
Is that you?

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>>9560028
Examples plz

>>9559925
it is.
its still not on the US CN website and the publisher of the game hasnt credited on their website.

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>>9560022

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Post yfw slowphire was actually recently made and the larsxslowphire posters are pedos

>>9559874
are jasper and amethyst wearing the same type of swimsuit?
cute

>>9560143
Nope!
Just quoting it because it's probably what most of the anons here who read that post thought after laughing it off.

>>9560140
Just because CN pays these two fans to make fancomics doesn't make the fancomics canon. They have no connection to the show or crewniverse at all.

If you want to believe that the comics are canon then go ahead, but it can only be taken as seriously as anybody else's headcanons.

>>9560213
I don't want to consider them canon yet, and I don't really take them seriously, but the point I was trying to make is the fact that a fancomic does have a bit more weight to it than other fancomics on tumblr when it's being published by CN, paid by CN and that the crewniverse has stated them as "possibly canon"
I actually think most of these comics suck but that doesn't make them any less official.

>>9560165
Look at any thread on the forum. I mean literally any thread. So many babies.

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>>9560110
kill yourself